What are five totally distinct, creative ways to describe the usefulness of a broken stapler.
One can put a broken stapler to good use as a 

- paper weight
- hammer
- home decor 
- ruler
- weapon
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### Instruction: What are five totally distinct, creative ways to describe the usefulness of a broken stapler.
### Input: 
### Response: One can put a broken stapler to good use as a 

- paper weight
- hammer
- home decor 
- ruler
- weapon