Write a whimsical and funny horoscope reading that makes a baseball reference
The gods of justice say they will hear your petition just as soon as they have finished discussing the designated-hitter rule
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### Instruction: Write a whimsical and funny horoscope reading that makes a baseball reference
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### Response: The gods of justice say they will hear your petition just as soon as they have finished discussing the designated-hitter rule