What are four reasons why you have a car on your front lawn?
1. I ran out of parking in my driveway
2. The car drips oil and the grass absorbs the oil better than the concrete driveway
3. It dropped from the sky and I don't have the money to get it removed
4. My wife often kicks me out of the house and I use it to sleep in
Below is an instruction that describes a task, paired with an input that provides further context. Write a response that appropriately completes the request.
### Instruction: What are four reasons why you have a car on your front lawn?
### Input: 
### Response: 1. I ran out of parking in my driveway
2. The car drips oil and the grass absorbs the oil better than the concrete driveway
3. It dropped from the sky and I don't have the money to get it removed
4. My wife often kicks me out of the house and I use it to sleep in