I've been looking for a swimming pool , but I haven't found one yet .   We have no pool , sir , but we do have swim stations in our gym .   Swim stations ? Could you be a little more explicit ?   You know how you run on a treadmill but don't go anywhere ? Well , it's the same thing .   Gee , that's a great idea . Now , how much do I have to pay ?   The stations are absolutely free to guests , sir .   Great ! Now , when can I go down there and use the stations ?   The swim stations are open daily from 7 a . m . to 10 p . m .   Boy , oh boy ! I can't wait to change into my swim trunks .   Be warned , sir . At certain hours the swim stations are very crowded . 