Thank god you are open ! I have an emergency !   Hello , Mr . Henderson what can I do for you ?   I need this dress and this suit dry cleaned ASAP !   OK , I can have it ready by the end of the week .   No , you don ’ t understand , I need this tomorrow morning ! I accidentally spilled beer all over my wife ’ s dress and we have a wedding to attend tomorrow ! She ’ s gonna kill me !   OK , I can have it ready tomorrow afternoon , but this suit is also very stained . I can ’ t guarantee we can remove it completely .   Fine ! Can you also iron and starch this shirt ?   Certainly .   Great ! This is our secret ! If you see my wife , say nothing to her about this ! 