What's wrong , officer ?   You do realize that you ran a red light , don't you ?   I did ?   You didn't see the red light ?   I'm sorry for running it , but I really didn't know .   Didn't you learn that red means stop ?   I know that .   Then tell me why you sped up on the yellow light .   I'm not sure .   I'm giving you a ticket for this .   I'm sorry for the misunderstanding .   Maybe you'll think about this before you decide to run another light . 