Ahem ... uh , sir , I beg your pardon ... Uh , mister , are you waiting to buy a ticket for the movie ?   What's it look like , lady ? This is the ticket line I'm standing in , isn't it ?   Well , yes , it is , but ...   So , what's your beef anyway , lady ?   You just cut into line , in front of me and everyone else , that's what ! Go take your place back at the end of the line , like every - one else !   Oh sure , lady , and fat chance I'd get a ticket before they're sold out . I'm staying right here , understand ? So be a nice lady and butt out !   Just what gives you the right ... ?   Because I'm no sucker ; only suckers go to the end of the line . It's as simple as that , lady .   Well , you're no gentleman , either .   Okay , lady , just to show what a gentleman I really am , I'll let you go in front of me . Now , just buy your ticket and shut your trap , will you , lady ?   Whew ! I got the last one . This must be my lucky day !   What was that you just said ? Last one ... ? Hey , they've closed the ticket window !   Yes , I'm afraid I bought the last ticket , and to think , if you hadn't been such a gentleman . . .   Lady ! This is unfair ! I've been cheated ! I was in line before you.That should have been my ticket ! Come on , hand it over , lady !   Gentleman ! Hah ! Fat chance ! Hah ! Eat your heart out , sucker ! Hah ! 