Do you have a swimming pool in this hotel ?   We don't have a swimming pool , sir , but we do have swim stations in the gym .   I never heard of a swim station . Is that like a train or bus station ?   It's just a deep bathtub with a current of water that you swim against .   Holy cow ! I never heard of such a thing . How much do they cost ?   As a guest , sir , you pay nothing .   This sounds better every second . Now , when can I use the stations ?   If you want to swim , you can visit the gym any day between 7 a . m . and 10 p . m .   Oh , boy ! This is going to be great . I'm going to the gym right now !   I'm sure you'll enjoy your workout , sir . Everyone seems to like the swim stations . 