I really think all Americans look alike .   You ’ re crazy ! You haven ’ t been here long enough .   But they do .   What makes you say that ?   They wear the same clothes , they ’ re all blond , they all drive cars , they all own Parker fountain pens ; they all drink Coca Cola , and they all chew gum .   I disagree with you . They don ’ t all wear the same clothes ; they ’ re definitely not all blond ; they don ’ t all own Parker fountain pens ; they don ’ t all drink Coca Cola , and they don ’ t all chew gum . I do think they all drive cars though ! But that doesn ’ t have anything to do with how they look !   Maybe I am just homesick . I know you ’ re right . I just miss China , that ’ s all . 