I need to go to the bank .   But they are closed today .   Closed ? Are you kidding ? What is it , some kind of holiday today ?   Have you already forgotten ? What's the date today ?   Oh , it's the first of April , April fool's day   You forgot all about it , didn't you ?   So I have , but I has reminded me at least one thing I need to remember .   What's that ?   Tomorrow is my wife's birthday .   Better not forget that , so kill you if you don't get her something . 