Man , they take a lot of our paycheck .   Yeah , the government really takes a bite , doesn ’ t it ?   Seriously . The only tax I don ’ t mind them taking is social security . It ’ s only a few dollars every paycheck .   Yeah , I don ’ t mind it either . We ’ ll both end up rich slobs and not need it , but what if we do , you know ?   Yeah . It won ’ t be much , but at least we ’ ll have a monthly check when we get old .   Yeah . My grandmother gets by on social security and the money my grandfather invested when he was alive .   Let ’ s just hope the politicians don ’ t figure out a way to spend it .   Really ? No , they couldn ’ t . None of them would have jobs if they did . 