You didn't tell me she was married !   I tried . You were preoccupied .   I got carried away . I made such a fool of myself . They were both laughing at me !   You got drunk , and you were hilarious . Lighten up .   That guy was definitely a Don .   So now you can say you had a mafia experience . Ha-ha .   Yeah . If I leave Little Italy alive ...   Are you kidding ? Don had fun scaring you . He'd probably buy you dinner if we go back . 