Are you being served , Sir ?   No , not yet . I just want to hair cut .   Would you sit here , please ? How would you like it cut ?   I want it short .   What , your short already , sir .   I mean very short . shorter than it ’ s now .   Should I just trim it ?   No . you can cut quite a bit off , I like it to be very short all over . You see what I mean .   Oh , I see . You like Chinese style , don ’ t you ?   Yes . And Chinese style .   Would you like to have some shampoo , sir ?   No , thank you .   How about oil or spray ?   No , Nothing will be kind .   There , how ’ s that ?   That ’ s very good . 