OK . Do you want a trim , or do you want to get your hair done ?   Can I get my hair done like his ? His girlfriend has the same hair , and she's white .   Like that Rastafarian over there ? You mean dreadlocks ? You crazy ! That'll take way too long .   What kind of style are you getting done ? Can we match ?   I'm gonna get a relaxer , then flip the ends up like Halle .   Can I get a relaxer , too ? And why did you say , “ You crazy ” instead of “ You ou're crazy ” ? 