You want to go get a facial with me today ?   Dude , what are you talking about ? Only girls do that .   Not at all , guys also get facials , manicures and pedicures . There is nothing wrong with looking after your skin and looking good .   True . So what do they do to you at your beauty spa ?   Well , first they exfoliate my face , getting rid of all the dead skin . Then I get a face mask with nutrients that keep my skin healthy and young . Afterwards , they apply some moisturizer and you leave feeling like a million bucks .   That doesn't really sound like something I would be interested in . In any case , I just wash my face every night and use sunscreen during the day .   Well you should come with me one day , I'm sure you'll love it .   Uh ... no . 