Excuse me . Do you happen to have a gym here ?   Yes , sir . I think you'll find our gym quite satisfactory .   So , where do I go to exercise ?   It's only one flight down , sir . Just take the elevator or the stairs .   Am I going to be charged extra for using the gym ?   Sir , you can use the gym for free . All you need is your room key .   Great ! Now tell me , what are the hours of this gym ?   Sir , our gym is open around the clock , every day of the week .   Okay . Do you have a trainer to help me work out ?   I'm sorry , sir , but we have no trainer . 