Mom , are those tattoos on your brows ?   Uh , yes , they are .   Moooooommmmm ! You're so in ! Anything else you've been keeping from me ?   What ?   Any body piercing ? Stick out your tongue !   Oh , for Pete's sake . This is cosmetic . My brows are falling out . I did this for convenience .   Come on mom . I'm your A ! Wait till the guys hear about this !   Mike , don't even think about it ! 