Did you see the fashion awards last night ?   I sat through about half of it but they lost me after that .   Not interested ?   Not really , to be honest . Some of what they call fashion looks terrible to me .   But they are showing what will be all the rage next year .   All the rage with whom ? I never see anyone wearing these designs on the street .   Did you know that fashion is cyclical ?   What , it keeps coming back ?   Precisely ! For example , Flares were popular for a while , then went out of fashion . Now we can start to see them coming back in again .   Flares ?   They're also known as bell-bottoms . They are a type of trousers .   It's too complicated . I'll just stick to the plain clothes .   That's fine , but then you'll always look plain . 