Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)
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		<h2 id="linktree">Play-By-Post: Bondage, D/s, S&amp;M =&gt; Bondage: Exotic Small Groups =&gt; Topic started by: Premier on 09-05-2017, 22:39:25</h2>
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				Title: <strong>Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>09-05-2017, 22:39:25</strong>
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				OOC chat goes here, so decrees the master! 
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Angie</strong> on <strong>09-05-2017, 23:56:01</strong>
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				Well, we can kill the bear for some meat...you think Master will notice it's Bear?
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>10-05-2017, 00:24:44</strong>
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				Depends how good a cook you are! <br><br>Maybe Bear is tasty, I have never had the chance to find this out. Hang on.<br><br>http://bfy.tw/Bh9F<br><br><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote">Quote</div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">Bear meat can make you very sick. As omnivores, bears often carry the larvae of a nasty parasite, Trichina spiralis. Eating undercooked bear meat can cause trichinosis, which can cause severe sickness or even death in humans. That's why bear is most often cooked in stews, chilis, braises, or in well-cooked sausage.</blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br>Oh boy! It's the Dark Souls of meat!
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Angie</strong> on <strong>10-05-2017, 00:39:05</strong>
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				Anyway, this is Angie: <br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">Angiejuusan</div><div class="spoiler_body">(http://i.imgur.com/fmvl9AP.png)</div></div><br>So then, we have to tame the Bear and turn it into our pet. So that when bad stuff happens when we inevitably visit the far future and the situation is bleak and the aliens are about to probe us all, BEAR OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!<br><br>...What would be the roll to tame a bear, anyway?
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>10-05-2017, 00:46:48</strong>
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				Depends how you do it! Wrestling it to submission is Athletics, Being nice to it is Affection, you can try outsmart it with Cunning or just Lucking out is always an option. You roll a dice and times it by your Skill Score. If you got a 0 you always fail so that one probably isn't a good one to use.<br><br>You mainly want to try find ways to play to your strengths and your other skills come up when other things try to do stuff to you. Well unless you'll find it funny to lose in which case feel free to be terrible on purpose :D<br>
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Guancyto</strong> on <strong>10-05-2017, 01:51:22</strong>
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				For a name, let's go with something randomly generated as well! Also since the descriptive text only mentions some kind of were-creature, and the werewolf-girl pictures I could find in that hair/eyes combo were unsatisfactory, we shall instead be a were-tiger.<br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">Mitra Aporva</div><div class="spoiler_body"><div class="floatleft">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/b/bc/Weretiger_maid_resized.png)</div>(http://i.imgur.com/gnDeAtX.png)</div></div><br><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=267354.msg13188589#msg13188589">Quote from: Angie on 10-05-2017, 00:39:05</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">So then, we have to tame the Bear and turn it into our pet. So that when bad stuff happens when we inevitably visit the far future and the situation is bleak and the aliens are about to probe us all, BEAR OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!<br><br>...What would be the roll to tame a bear, anyway?<br></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div>I would try to feed it with supernatural cooking and Affection but all we have is potatoes. Are the passengers are off-limits for cooking?
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Metraxa</strong> on <strong>10-05-2017, 02:04:23</strong>
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				My character:<br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">Metraxa</div><div class="spoiler_body">(http://i.imgur.com/dSl1E2e.png)(http://i.imgur.com/lX0geO3m.png)</div></div><br><div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=267354.msg13188732#msg13188732">Quote from: Guancyto on 10-05-2017, 01:51:22</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">Are the passengers are off-limits for cooking?<br></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br>Nah nah, you're thinking the wrong way. The solution is simple. Let me eat the bear (their blood, that is)
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Angie</strong> on <strong>10-05-2017, 02:27:35</strong>
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				Absolutely not. Then we get Vampire Bear, and that's just terrifying.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>PixelatedPixie</strong> on <strong>10-05-2017, 05:53:24</strong>
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				Bear Cavalry!&nbsp; Who can make a saddle?<br><br><br>Hmm.&nbsp; I need to think of a good eccentric cult for her to be a part of.&nbsp; Any thoughts?<br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">PerpetuallyAnnoyedCleric</div><div class="spoiler_body">(http://i.imgur.com/l3fBC62.png)<br>Though not being overly successful in finding an image that matches.&nbsp; The closest is below.&nbsp; <br>(http://i.imgur.com/uHaKOQK.jpg)</div></div>
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Metraxa</strong> on <strong>11-05-2017, 00:51:24</strong>
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				So as a general question, what time is it in game now? I know the picnic is supposed to be at night, I'm just not sure what the time is currently. 
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>11-05-2017, 01:03:18</strong>
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				Early morning, the suns just come up! It is an unreasonable demand that you're pretty used to by now. <br><br>If it helps, Master's generally don't have great stats and so they're pretty easy to fool. That or you do something crazy enough to make it night time, or keep them asleep for the entire day!
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Metraxa</strong> on <strong>15-05-2017, 20:51:31</strong>
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				Lucine is pure and noble.&nbsp; ;)
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>JoanieSappho</strong> on <strong>15-05-2017, 22:51:12</strong>
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				Apparently fresh meat was needed. <br>I may go to sleep and then post, or post then sleep, still unsure. <br>(Or try to sleep, fail, and post, idk)<br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">Sarika</div><div class="spoiler_body">(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t295/JoanieSappho/Sekrit/6967b0c6e37e4256ceb19752f7a86432_zpsvu9js3d0.png)(http://i.imgur.com/LurBtAk.png)<br><br>NOTE: Special qualities got rerolled and should be: Raven.<br>You are actually a raven, with black wings that can be displayed or hidden at will.<br><br>Brown Skin<br>Your skin is a beautiful, deep brown color. <br></div></div>
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>JoanieSappho</strong> on <strong>16-05-2017, 10:49:31</strong>
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				Also, I have no idea why Sarika turned into a giant ham, but you can't make me stop.&nbsp; :P
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>16-05-2017, 13:14:31</strong>
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				I could stop you but why would I that's great!
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>PixelatedPixie</strong> on <strong>22-05-2017, 08:06:29</strong>
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				I may be missing something or not remembering the rules correctly.&nbsp; Why is 2d6 being rolled?&nbsp; I thought it was 1d6 times your attribute?
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>22-05-2017, 08:18:56</strong>
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				It is! My bad it's been a while
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>25-05-2017, 00:04:15</strong>
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				Will be out for this weekend, will do a post before I go!
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>29-05-2017, 23:22:54</strong>
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				Back now! Post coming in a min.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Metraxa</strong> on <strong>30-05-2017, 22:14:35</strong>
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				Lucine: "Are you calling me old, tweety?"
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>PixelatedPixie</strong> on <strong>05-06-2017, 08:53:08</strong>
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				I may need to withdraw so as not to drag things down.&nbsp; I don't know how much I will be posting for at least a couple of weeks.&nbsp; Sorry.&nbsp; &nbsp;:-(
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Guancyto</strong> on <strong>05-06-2017, 09:15:52</strong>
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				ah, crap! Need to put a note on my computer to update this or summat. In too many games...<br><br>...will update tomorrow
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>10-06-2017, 03:24:12</strong>
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				Will post tomorrow! <br><br>We had an election so I've been a bit busy. It went well! I am quite drunk right now. 
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Metraxa</strong> on <strong>11-06-2017, 02:52:31</strong>
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			<dd class="postbody">
				To be honest, while I knew that I should roll I also only had a 2 in athletics so there's no way I would have won that match anyway. 
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>11-06-2017, 02:59:40</strong>
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				That's fine! Just wanted to explain why you lost. If you know you're doomed anyway you don't have to roll.<br><br>Don't worry though, I'll be sure to try make failure just as ripe for messing about as success.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Metraxa</strong> on <strong>11-06-2017, 05:01:54</strong>
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				<div class="quoteheader"><div class="topslice_quote"><a href="https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=267354.msg13265839#msg13265839">Quote from: Premier on 11-06-2017, 02:59:40</a></div></div><blockquote class="bbc_standard_quote">That's fine! Just wanted to explain why you lost. If you know you're doomed anyway you don't have to roll.<br><br>Don't worry though, I'll be sure to try make failure just as ripe for messing about as success.<br></blockquote><div class="quotefooter"><div class="botslice_quote"></div></div><br>No worries.<br><br>Lucine is sad, and has the sudden urge to go brush up on her drumstick recipes
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>12-06-2017, 23:09:17</strong>
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				Post coming tomorrow!<br><br>We just had an election and I campaigned. I am dead.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (OOC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>JoanieSappho</strong> on <strong>14-06-2017, 00:42:34</strong>
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				Oh, and I should roll my favour while Sarika tries not to have a mini-orgasm at brushing the Master's hair, shouldn't I?
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