This is madness!
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				Title: <strong>This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>21-03-2009, 04:23:31</strong>
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				Professor Jacob Theremin's laboratory was a frantic mess of noise and steam.&nbsp; Boilers shook nearly to the point of breaking, and the hissing whistle of air through pipes and valves obscured speech.&nbsp; The good professor was trying to shout instructions to his daughter Carrie, as they struggled to bring the Dynamic Rotary Excavator online.&nbsp; Steam was flying, pipes were rattling, and the goggles?&nbsp; They do nothing.<br><br>"Carrie, secondary valves!"&nbsp; The young daughter of the brilliant professor, a brilliant steam engineer herself, spun the valves open, unleashing more power into the device.&nbsp; Suddenly, the lab was rocked by an exploding boiler, unable to handle the pressure.&nbsp; Equally suddenly, the Excavator began to move.&nbsp; Rather than excavate, however, it began to collapse, and a strange portal opened.&nbsp; Before Carrie could react, she was sucked into it.&nbsp; She could barely hear her father screaming after her as the portal closed.<br><br>-----<br><br>"Surrender or we will open fire!"&nbsp; The full force of the Imperial Navy was being brought to bear against the lone pirate vessel.&nbsp; Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Catgirl Yuki-Yuki, captain of said vessel, was desperately trying to outrun or outmaneuver her pursuers.&nbsp; And all because she turned ONE governor's wife to lesbianism!&nbsp; Hadn't they ever heard of marriages of convenience, closet homosexuality, anything like that?<br><br>As the ship wove through space, trying to evade the law, alarm klaxons began to ring.&nbsp; "Cap'n!&nbsp; Sensors report a strange anom-"&nbsp; Before the pirate crewcatgirl could finish, a portal suddenly opened up on the bridge, and the forward motion of the ship pushed Captain Yuki-Yuki through it before it closed.<br><br>-----<br><br>The sexy secret agent stood before the evil mastermind.&nbsp; She had been stripped of her weapons by the mooks who captured her, but the overconfidence of her captor led to her standing unrestrained before him.&nbsp; "How good of you to 'drop in'.&nbsp; You've been quite a thorn in my side for too long, and your organization is doomed."&nbsp; The evil mastermind, Blojob, smiled smugly.<br><br>The blonde agent was defiant to the end.&nbsp; "Do you expect me to talk?"&nbsp; "No, Miss Bondage, I expect you to die."&nbsp; The trap door opened noiselessly, right underneath the college-aged secret agent.&nbsp; Rather than leading to a bottomless pit or spiked floor, however, the sudden appearance of a portal in the trapdoor shaft meant that Secret Agent Jamie Bondage fell someplace quite different.<br><br>-----<br><br>The sudden appearance of a portal inside the military base went unnoticed, as it was quite abandoned.&nbsp; Abandoned, at least, right up until three very odd characters dropped through the portal and into the barracks.&nbsp; Good thing they all happened to speak English!
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>21-03-2009, 04:39:14</strong>
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				" Surely we can talk this out... over coffee?" Damn it, the villains never fall for that! Why the hell does she? Jamie Bondage lets out a high pitched shriek as she falls... onto the floor of an abandoned military base. "What- Oh, so it's a fight to the death with his minions, then, is it?" asks the woman, wearing a black leather catsuit that, in any other profession, would scream 'raging slut', but in her profession, screams 'professional.' To be fair, a professional raging slut, but still. She goes into an impossibly poor martial arts stance. 'I must warn you, I have been trained in the ancient oriental art of <em>Kar-a-te!</em>' she says, doing a few somewhat slow and stumblingly choreographed kicks before sinking back. Considering her rather absurdly full breasts, it's actually rather impressive, in a... sad way. 'Then! Perhaps it's time for you... to take a nap!' she says, and brings her hand down in a karate chop on the Mad Scientist's daughter!<br><br>What an utter shame that karate chops to the neck do nothing to non-mooks!
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>21-03-2009, 06:45:41</strong>
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				"<em>Daddy!</em>" she shrieked as she was dragged away...only to land on the floor of a completely inexplicable military base.<br><br>The girl was a bit on the short side, and the fact that she was wearing overalls (over a white T-shirt) and work boots did only a little to hide that she had a rather nice figure.&nbsp; Her light blonde hair was tied back haphazardly, and she wore a pair of suspiciously ineffectual goggles.<br><br>Carrie groaned as she picked herself up off the floor, only to frown in puzzlement at the other woman's antics.&nbsp; "What are you..."&nbsp; It took her a moment to figure out that this was supposed to be some kind of attack, but fortunately, it took her far less time to seize a heavy wrench from her toolbelt and bring it up to fend off the questionable karate chop.&nbsp; "What are you <em>doing</em>?" she tried again, too confused to be angry.&nbsp; "What's going on?"
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>21-03-2009, 19:54:35</strong>
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				Yuki-yuki landed heavily, immediately rolling over and rubbing her sore backside while uttering a string of curses that would make most sailors blush with shameful admiration.&nbsp; Then, apparently having gotten the first burst of exasperated anger off her ample chest, she spat an order:<br><br>"Tsunami's Twat, Mister Gibbons!&nbsp; What in the name of the Tree-bitch's strap-on do you think you're doing?"<br><br>Sitting up, she opened her eyes and looked around.<br><br>"Oh.&nbsp; This is not my bridge."<br><br>Blinking, she regarded the other two women.<br><br>"This is also not my brig.&nbsp; You can tell by the utter lack of whips, chains, a-frames, and toys," she added conversationally.&nbsp; "And since this is not <em>Tiger Lily</em>, I must admit to feeling a little curious.&nbsp; Would either of you two playful kittens like to tell me where we are?"<br><br>Her grin, mischief personified, did little to detract from her frank and appraising visual examination of both the others.<br><br>(They, of course, got an eyeful of a tall, tanned beauty of ample curves who wore a rather piratical costume: swashbuckler's shirt, captain's frock coat, skintight breeches, and sea boots...not to mention cat ears and a tail.)
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>22-03-2009, 03:02:09</strong>
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				Jamie lets out an eek as you block her attack- Striking a solid, heavy wrench with the side of your hand is not pleasant. 'Ow! Damn it! I think you made me break a nail!' she says, sucking on her finger for a moment before she looks up at the long string of curses from the... catgirl? 'Whoa, total flashback to Japan. That was a weird weekend.' She shakes her head. 'Well, then, if you two AREN'T some sort of... weird... animal-person gladiators, then what the hell am I doing here, and what sort of weird, twisted game is Blojob playing at this time?' she asks. 'Do you hear me, Blojob?! If you're filming this, I'm not falling for the 'well we don't have anything else to do so have you ever experimented' ploy again!' she says rather loudly into the air, eyes narrowed at whatever distant person has done her wrong.
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				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>22-03-2009, 03:08:03</strong>
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				"Blowjob?"<br><br>Yuki-yuki blinked.<br><br>"No, wasn't planning on doing that.&nbsp; Not unless you're packing something non-standard for your hull type."<br><br>She waggled her eyebrows at Jamie.<br><br>"In which case I might think about it, but you'll have to ask nicely."
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>22-03-2009, 07:56:26</strong>
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				"I'd like to, but I can't.&nbsp; No one told <em>me</em> either."&nbsp; Carrie regarded the other two girls warily, but lowered the wrench as she stepped back.&nbsp; "Um, look, whoever you are.&nbsp; I have no idea what you're talking about, and -- is 'Blowjob' seriously someone's <em>name</em>?&nbsp; Please tell me where you're from, that doesn't mean what it means where I'm from."
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>22-03-2009, 08:46:33</strong>
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				Jamie lets her eyes lock with Yuki-Yuki, and says, quite dryly, 'So, does your mind simply go somewhere else whenever you hear something vaguely sexual, or are you trying to punk me a bit there?' she asks, hands on her hips. 'And... How can you not have heard of Blojob? He tried to carve obscene graffiti in the moon with a laser only a year ago!' she says, incredulously. 'But... for that matter... Where on earth are we?' she says, still rubbing her sore hand as she looks around uncertainly, hands moving down to her hips again as she looks around. 'God, I'll hear no end of it from Professor Longfellow if I'm late for that test tomorrow.' she complains irritably.
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>22-03-2009, 17:53:14</strong>
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				"If someone starts a conversation by referring to oral sex, then yes, I usually find my mind straying to all manner of misbehavior.&nbsp; This Blojob wouldn't happen to be a cunning linguist, would he?"<br><br>Yuki-yuki stretched slowly, giving the other two women an ample look at her endowments and associated curves.<br><br>"Normally I prefer to grabble and board, then transship the goodies, but that's just me.&nbsp; Now, as to the 'where' of it, as I said, this isn't my ship and that's all I'm prepared to announce just now."
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>22-03-2009, 20:39:14</strong>
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				It was in the middle of this discussion that the abandoned military base became even less abandoned than it did when the three of them arrived.&nbsp; This time, rather than strangers dropping in through portals, it was strangers bursting in through much more conventional means of doors, windows, air vents, etc.<br><br>And by 'strangers' it is more accurate to say 'ninjas'.&nbsp; Actually it's more accurate to say 'ninja' but, like our heroines, we speak English here and that means recognizing plural nouns with s's.<br><br>The upshot was, the room filled with ninja mooks, shouting nonspecific battle cries as they attacked the trio of lovely ladies.
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>22-03-2009, 21:43:35</strong>
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				"Ha-HA!"<br><br>Drawing her ever-present energy cutlass, Yuki-yuki sprang to the attack with exhuberant enthusiasm and another litany of creative profanities!&nbsp; Laying about to right and left she went, laughing merrily in a rather distubing way as she carved a bloody path through her foes.<br><br>Which surprised no-one: pirates hate ninjas.
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>22-03-2009, 22:48:14</strong>
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				Jamie Bondage grins. ' Now, this is what I call action!' And, using the power of all faux action girls and super-spies to become inexplicably effective against mooks, she begins dealing out judo chops, right and left, cracking necks quickly with her shots, making the ninjas fall to the ground, unconvincingly dead as she moves around. And somehow, the ninjas are even worse at striking than she is, as she easily avoids every attack!
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>23-03-2009, 00:28:52</strong>
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				"<em>What the hell is going on?!</em>" Carrie wailed.&nbsp; "This must be a bad dream.&nbsp; I hit my head on the Excavator or something, that must be it!&nbsp; I should be waking up any minute..."<br><br>Even as she complained, she hefted her wrench and set about with the ruthless, skull-cracking efficiency of someone who's been in her share of fights, has discovered she doesn't much like them, and is determined to get this one over with as soon as possible.
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>23-03-2009, 00:55:31</strong>
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				The trio carved through the swarm of ninjas with ruthless efficiency.&nbsp; ...Okay, so two of them carved through the swarm with ruthless efficiency, and the third one delivered a handful of barely-effective judo chops.&nbsp; But she did look damn good in a catsuit while doing it.<br><br>In short order, all the ninja mooks were cut down, save one.&nbsp; However, as the last one left, he was an unstoppable killing machine, a fearless ninja fueled by the desire - nay, the <em>need</em> - to flip out and kill people.&nbsp; Fortunately, before any life-threatening epic showdown between ninja and SPANC could commence, a portal appeared and sucked the party away from what the GM assures them would be certain unpleasantness.<br><br>-----<br><br>Upon exiting the mysterious portal, the three lovely ladies land unceremoniously in... a ball pit.&nbsp; After the cascade of brightly colored plastic balls, the girls find themselves surrounded by arcade machines (at least half with Out Of Order signs on them), games rigged to steal tokens, booths of crappy prizes, crane machines rigged never to pay out, a dining room that stank of cardboard pizza, and a darkened stage occupied by inert animatronic animals.&nbsp; Oh, and children.&nbsp; Loud, obnoxious, unruly children, running and screaming this way and that, while their mothers sat with tired expressions.<br><br>All in all, it reminded Jamie very much of Lucky Cheese's back home when she was a kid.&nbsp; Enough was different to know that this was not, in fact, Lucky Cheese's even before seeing the different name on the slightly different logo: Suck E. Cheese's.<br><br>"Hey you!&nbsp; What are you doing in there!"&nbsp; What looked to be an acne-ridden employee was yelling at our heroines for some reason!&nbsp; "Can't you read the signs, you're too big to be playing in there!&nbsp; Leave it for the kids!"
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>23-03-2009, 01:03:46</strong>
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				Yuki-yuki sized the pimple-faced court monkey up for a long moment before apparently dismissing him as unworthy of consideration.<br><br>"<span class="bbc_u">Now</span> where are we?&nbsp; This appears to be some manner of entertainment center, and I use the word 'entertainment' advisedly."<br><br>She sniffed the air suspiciously.<br><br>"Hmmm.&nbsp; Lousy pizza.&nbsp; The reek of a million unwashed brats.&nbsp; Ah.&nbsp; A family friendly establishment, is it?&nbsp; Bah!"<br><br>Rising up out of the pingpong balls like some perverse Venus drawn by Botticelli but clothed by a dozen fetish-ridden fantasy artists, she made her way toward the door.<br><br>"I'm going for Chinese.&nbsp; And maybe after I'm done with the cute waitress, I'll order something to eat."
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>23-03-2009, 01:12:04</strong>
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				Jamie Bondage lets out a gak as she falls into the ball pit, letting out a screech. 'Oh, god, no, please, not the balls!' she's barely able to make it to the surface, gasping as he climbs out, panting as she looks around in terror, crawling out quickly. 'What on...' She stares up at the sign. 'Y-Yes, sir.' she says, fearing the authority of the Employee, flopping onto the floor, breathing hard in her catsuit. She looks around. It's like a Vietnam veteran being dropped into Iraq- flashbacks of bratty kids she's babysitted flash before her eyes until she stands up. 'I support that idea. The... getting something to eat, not the fetish for Asian women.' she says, as she walks towards the door behind Yuki, looking back towards Carrie. 'C'mon, wrench wench, nothing good ever comes from ballpits.' she says darkly, hinting towards some former memories.
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>23-03-2009, 02:21:42</strong>
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				"What <em>now</em>?"&nbsp; Carrie frantically dug her way out of the ball pit.&nbsp; "And who are you calling 'wench?'"&nbsp; Reluctantly, she began to follow the other girls, but the arcade machines quickly caught her eye.<br><br>"...huh?&nbsp; What are these?"
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				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 00:01:50</strong>
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				Jamie looks back at her. 'What, you've never seen an arcade game before?' She grins. 'Hey, catgirl, I changed my mind. You go and pick us up some food, I'm going to be introducing the wrench wench here to a little thing I like to call Street Fighter 4.' she says with a grin, walking over to the employee, and speaking in a low voice, bent forward, showing off her cleavage, ' Mister, me and my friend were hoping we could play some video games, but... well... we kinda forgot our money. Do you think you could give us a few quarters so we could play?' Jamie's no catgirl, but right now, she's doing a good impression of once as she smiles at him pleasantly. Let's hope the Moral Guardians don't throw her out.
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 00:24:48</strong>
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				The poor kid's acne-ridden face lights up at the sight of Jamie's cleavage, and it never actually makes it farther than that.&nbsp; "Uh..... uh..... I'll have to ask my manager..."&nbsp; Judging by the large stain that just appeared at his crotch, he's clearly eager to give the catsuited heroine whatever she wants.&nbsp; So he apparently lacks the authority, and quickly retreats to ask the manager and change his pants.<br><br>The acne-faced teen is replaced by a short, heavyset, balding man chomping on a cigar.&nbsp; He, like the mothers here, has the look of someone dead inside, his soul devoured by the constant presence of bratty irritants to whom he is forced to cater.&nbsp; The fact that he's unfazed by a trio of busty beauties in his establishment shows just how dead he is.&nbsp; "So you three need some money?&nbsp; Hm.&nbsp; The kid who wears the Suck E. Cheese getup is out sick and I got four birthdays today.&nbsp; One of you fill in, there's fifty bucks in it for ya."
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 00:57:41</strong>
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				Yuki-yuki bristled a little at being addressed as 'catgirl' but since this was probably the least obscene epithet thrown her way in some time, she quickly relaxed.<br><br>"Do I look like your personal waitress?&nbsp; You'll have to make it worth my while...especially if you want me to share."<br><br>She gave Jamie a wicked grin, ignoring the boy and his manager in favor of reaching out to play with a lock of Carrie's hair.<br><br>"Sorry, what?&nbsp; You want one of us to wear a big old rat suit and entertain a bunch of brats?"<br><br>She blinked, then clapped Jamie on the shoulder.<br><br>"There you go!&nbsp; You go dance, ratty, and I'll go get my Chinese.&nbsp; Or maybe Mexican.&nbsp; I haven't had a Latina recently."
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				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 01:06:29</strong>
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				Jamie looks pleasantly towards Carrie. 'You're a mechanic, right? You should be used to hot, unpleasant jobs like that- And fifty bucks is enough to get in some serious gaming.' she says, working that charm of hers on the other woman. She got forced to work as the mascot for her team once. Never. Again. 'With any luck," she mutters to Carrie, "The catgirl will get something good, I hope she doesn't come back with a bunch of sushi. Yuck.' She hmmms. 'I should probably go check to make sure she'll do alright where you entertain the kids!' she says, grinning as she gives Carrie a wink. 'You'll do great!' she says, and goes to follow the catgirl out the door. That smell of burnt cheese is making her gag.
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 01:10:21</strong>
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				"I'm right here, you know," Yuki-yuki reminded Jamie.&nbsp; "And I do like sushi, but only if she's willing!"
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 05:06:59</strong>
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				"I'm an <em>engineer</em>," Carrie corrected her mildly, immediately following Jamie.&nbsp; "And I still have no idea what you're talking about.&nbsp; But if you want money so badly, <em>you</em> do it!&nbsp; If I've got that kind of time to waste, I'd rather spend it figuring out what's going on."
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 06:50:51</strong>
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				The manager grunts out his disapproval at the trio's refusal of his offer, and goes back to whatever he does all day.&nbsp; Through the door, the girls are met with something somewhat unlike Asian restaurants.&nbsp; In fact, it is more like a portal.&nbsp; So much so, in fact, that it sucks them in and transports them to another time and place, which they will hopefully care more about.&nbsp; So yeah, it pretty much is a portal.<br><br>-----<br><br>Through the door/portal, the ladies emerge in something that gives comforting familiarity to all three of them, on different levels.&nbsp; Carrie can appreciate that the walls, floor, and ceiling are all made of metal, the lights are artificial, and - while there's no sign of steam anywhere - pipes run along the ceiling.&nbsp; Jamie can appreciate the resemblance to Vaults featured in another recent (from her frame of reference, at least) video game release.&nbsp; And Yuki-Yuki can appreciate the fact that she recognizes that it is in fact an elaborate underground base, with familiar-looking computer terminals and sensors and such.<br><br>Less comforting to all three is the fact that two people are lying on their backs in the corridor, looking up at the pipe-lined ceiling, having a surreal conversation.&nbsp; "I think it looks like a bear," says one, to which the other replies, "I think it looks rather like an elephant."&nbsp; The first person objects, "How could it look like an elephant when they don't exist?" and again the second replies, "If elephants don't exist, how can I think it looks like one?"&nbsp; "Clearly you're insane," the first person reasons.&nbsp; "That I may be," the second replies, "but you're the one who suggested guessing the shapes of clouds in the first place."
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 06:57:49</strong>
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				Jamie Bondage stares, very quietly, at this new location. Comforting familiarity my ass, vaults=nuclear war, and loonies=nuclear war with a chemical chaser. 'let's try not to disturb them.' she whispers very softly, backing away from the sight slowly, looking around to try to figure out what's going on- Then she pauses. '... What are your /names/, anyway?' she asks, raising an eyebrow. It took her like 15 minutes to think to ask of the names of the people she's getting bounced from time and place to place and time with, eesh.
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 14:49:46</strong>
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				Yuki-yuki blinked, the tip of her tail twitching in annoyance.<br><br>"Ohhhhhhkay..."<br><br>Stepping carefully over the two people in the corridor, she approached a monitor in hopes of gaining a clue...utterly ignoring Jamie's question for the moment in favor of a little recon.
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 21:26:50</strong>
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				Luckily, the computer terminal, along with everyone and everything else they've encountered through these portals, is in English.<br><br>"Welcome to the Overlord's Paradise Helpfulness Network.&nbsp; How may the Overlord make your stay in his Paradise better?"<br><br>From there is a list of options such as Directory, Assistance, Schedule, and other things the GM can't think of at the moment.
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 21:50:37</strong>
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				Yuki-yuki skritched her chin thoughtfully.<br><br>"Map, please."
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				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 22:06:02</strong>
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				A map layout of the installation is displayed, with helpful text overlays labeling different rooms.&nbsp; "Dining Room", "Sleeping Room", "Activity Room", "Entertainment Room", "Bondage Room", "Happiness Room", "Overlord's Room"...
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 22:08:22</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Oooooooo!"<br><br>Yuki-yuki turned.<br><br>"They have a bondage room here!&nbsp; I like!&nbsp; Anyone want to go see if something cute is squirming and begging, or can I have her all to myself?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 22:10:55</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie hmphs. 'Clearly, we have to face this Overlord, catgirl! Why ELSE would we be here?' she says, hands on her hips, as she checks the installation map. 'Come on!' she says, grinning, prepared to march towards the overlords room towards CERTAIN DOOM!
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 22:13:16</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Overlord, schoverlord.&nbsp; It's probably either some pretty-boy who never got over himself or the class nerd taking it out on the rest of the world for slamming him in the grav locker all through school."<br><br>Yuki-yuki shook her head.<br><br>"Besides, assuming that the Overlord isn't an Austin Powers clone," (she shuddered with revulsion, "why go looking for him?&nbsp; He'll find you soon enough if he wants to.&nbsp; Me, I'm looking forward to a little sisterly bonding instead."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>24-03-2009, 23:47:16</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie hahs. 'I'm a super spy! I take out dictators, it's what I do! Jamie Bondage, Faux Action Girl!' She has no idea what a Faux Action Girl is, Blojob just called it her this one time and she never did well enough at French to realize that she was being mocked by the villain. ' Now, catgirl, tell me this: Which would be more fun, bondaging some girl, or bondaging the BOSS, and making him let us take over or something like that?' she asks, wheedling the catgirl. She can be a convincing little trollop when she works at it!
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>25-03-2009, 01:22:02</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Bondaging a girl, of course."<br><br>Yuki-yuki stretched lazily, rolling her shoulders back in a way that made her, uhm, attributes stand out even more.<br><br>"You're quite welcome to the sperm donor if you want him.&nbsp; I <em>might</em> join in if you want him gang-pegged until he squeals like a girl, but probably not.&nbsp; Boys love to brag about dishing it out, but they're such wimps about taking it."<br><br>She turned mischievous yellowish eyes to the last member of the accidental trio.<br><br>"What about you, cutie?&nbsp; Want to go save the world with Miss Gimp here, or come have a real party with me?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>25-03-2009, 02:09:08</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"I'm Carrie.&nbsp; Carrie Theremin.&nbsp; And did you seriously just call yourself a 'faux action girl?'&nbsp; Do you even know what..."<br><br>She gave up.&nbsp; It wasn't worth the effort.&nbsp; Reluctantly, she turned to Yuki-yuki instead; at least the inexplicably catlike girl sounded like she knew the words she was using.&nbsp; "Personally?&nbsp; I kinda want to see where they're keeping the boilers to run an installation <em>this</em> size, but how about the big picture here?&nbsp; Aren't either of you curious at all about what's happening to us?&nbsp; Isn't that kind of more important than sex?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>25-03-2009, 02:45:53</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"There's something more important than hot girlie humping?"<br><br>Yuki-yuki looked startled...for about five seconds before she burst out in maniacal laughter.<br><br>"Oh, your face...yes, yes, of course the answer would be more important than sex.&nbsp; But!&nbsp; I find the answers usually come in their own time.&nbsp; No pun intended."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>25-03-2009, 03:40:54</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Really?&nbsp; I've never learned anything by just sitting around and waiting, except maybe who wants to break into my lab <em>this</em> month.&nbsp; The 'Overlord's Room' could be anything, but it's gotta have more answers than a 'Bondage Room.'"&nbsp; Absently, Carrie checked her tool belt.&nbsp; At the very least, she was going to need to find some kind of scrapyard.&nbsp; "'Sides, even if I was, you know, in the mood, I'm not into whips and chains..."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>25-03-2009, 03:47:38</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Oh?&nbsp; Too bad.&nbsp; You'd look very cute in shibari.&nbsp; Maybe a nice bright pink silk rope, tied just so..."<br><br>Yuki-yuki licked her lips slowly, waggling her eyebrows laciviously at the other woman.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>26-03-2009, 01:08:26</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie shakes her head. 'Two to one. Let's go, catgirl," And she grins. " And it means, like... Super, or something, I assumed." she says to Carrie, as she starts towards the Overlord's room. Yes, French was most assuredly not her strong suit. But the catsuit is!
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>26-03-2009, 01:13:12</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"And since when are we a democracy?"<br><br>Yuki-yuki eyed both shorter women with obvious suspicion.<br><br>"Tell you what.&nbsp; Promise me you'll both be very, very good girls for me, in bed, and I'll tag along to keep you from getting ambushed by a bunch of goons or something.&nbsp; How's that?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>26-03-2009, 05:19:35</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie Bondage puts her hands on her hips. " Hey, I'm American, I'm pretty sure that Carrie's British, and... if you're like the other catgirls I've met... you're Japanese! We are SO a democracy." She hmphs. " I tell you what... You come along and take care of the weirdos we meet, and I'll talk someone into bed for you. I'm apparently lesbian bait or something." she says, poutily, hands on her hips. Gee, I wonder why she would appeal heavily to lesbians. "But come on! Let's take this overlord guy on already and get out of here!" she says, grabbing them, trying to drag them.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>26-03-2009, 14:39:05</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Yuki-yuki gave this some thought.<br><br>"What do you mean?&nbsp; I'm not Japanese.&nbsp; I'm not even Terran.&nbsp; But if you promise to get me a nice bit of nookie, I guess I can't object to kicking some puffy white mad scientist butt."<br><br>She gave Jamie a slow, appraising glance.<br><br>"Might have to take one for the team, you know."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>27-03-2009, 05:23:35</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"British?&nbsp; Huh?&nbsp; I'm American.&nbsp; South Ohio born and raised."&nbsp; Carrie frowned, even as she pointedly removed Jamie's hand from her.&nbsp; "Look, none of us knows what's going on, and assuming this <em>isn't</em> some crazy dream I'm having, sticking together makes the most sense for now.&nbsp; Can we stop...negotiating and just get moving?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>27-03-2009, 14:49:15</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Sure!&nbsp; You two go first."<br><br>Yuki-yuki grinned.<br><br>"I want to enjoy the view."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>27-03-2009, 21:52:13</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie Bondage sighs. 'What-EVER.' she says impatiently, and begins marching down the corridor with a growl as she just tries to get somewhere. 'Carrie, you go first, because you've got the big, heavy wrench.' she says grumpily.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>28-03-2009, 05:49:44</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"If you want.&nbsp; Still, don't get so antsy.&nbsp; We don't know that this Overlord guy is someone we need to fight.&nbsp; I mean, it's not like there was a good reason for us to be in the last two places we've been..."&nbsp; Still, Carrie complied, moving on ahead of Jamie and not bothering to worry about Yuki-yuki's roving eyes.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>30-03-2009, 05:52:53</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				The trio, finally acting in concert at something before the GM had to do something drastic, easily makes its way to the Overlord's Room.&nbsp; It has, not surprisingly, an Overlord in it.&nbsp; This particular one being a man (as opposed to the androgynous "people" seen so far) seated in a padded metal chair that looks quite comfortable as far as metal chairs go.&nbsp; He looks about middle-aged, though that may be because of the frown lines.&nbsp; Because he's frowning at you.<br><br>"Well now, the Overlord hasn't seen three people like you before in the Overlord's Paradise.&nbsp; And you are entirely too gender-defined to be residents, which must make you intruders of some sort.&nbsp; The Overlord is greatly interested to hear how you managed to make it to the entrance, as well as what your business is here."<br><br>Apparently the Overlord likes to speak in the third person, for some reason.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>30-03-2009, 06:23:59</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				" We're the intruders here! What is this place? What sort of devilry are you planning, you fiend?" asks Jamie Bondage, unconciously summoning up the innate ability in every super spy to completely remove the ability of a bad guy to not talk about their evil plans, as she sets her hands on her hips. " And we happen to be getting ping-ponged from place to place by portals! I doubt we'll be here long enough to even let you do whatever you're doing to those people is!" she says, with the inherent horrifying overconfidence of a faux action girl. 
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>30-03-2009, 08:09:21</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				The Overlord's frown got even frownier at Jamie.&nbsp; "So, you know about portals, do you?&nbsp; Clearly you are too disruptive an influence to remain alive."&nbsp; It is, as Jamie Bondage easily recognizes, the beginning of a You Know Too Much speech.&nbsp; "The Overlord will not allow you to compromise the Overlord's Paradise, a perfectly balanced, perfectly controlled society.&nbsp; Not unlike the society on the surface, full of war and chaos and base instincts that drive mankind to destroy itself."<br><br>He presses a button on the arm of his chair, and a flying robot drops in from the ceiling.&nbsp; Said robot is clearly armed with some sort of weaponry.&nbsp; "Fortunately the Overlord has prepared for just such an emergency.&nbsp; You will find the Overlord's drone quite adept at disposing of hypothetical intruders."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>30-03-2009, 08:13:14</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie smiles pleasantly. 'Oh, come on, that's not REALLY necessary, is it? Surely we can talk this over... We have no idea about the portals, except that they're bouncing us around and are very, very annoying. Heck, we'll probably be out of your hair in no time, and never see you again, I'm sure there's no need to do anything like eliminate us immediately- Tell you what! I'll make you a bet. I'll bet we'll hop out of here before an elaborate, slow deathtrap of your choice can finish us off!' she says, grinning pleasantly as she sets a hand on her hips. She's... okay at gambling, at least...
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>30-03-2009, 15:01:43</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Yuki-yuki, having taken to leaning against one wall nonchalantly and filing her fingernails with an air of utter disinterest, tore her eyes from Jamie's butt long enough to cooly regard both Overlord and Droid.<br><br>"It talks in the third person.&nbsp; This is not the mark of a sane opponent.&nbsp; Perhaps you should inform it that we wish to leave without using it as a scratching post but have no objections to the usual boarding action if needed."<br><br>She turned back to her study of Jamie's pert butt, licking her lips slowly.<br><br>"I mean, uhm...arrrrr, shiver me timbers.&nbsp; Stand to or be keelhauled, ye bolt-lubber!"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>30-03-2009, 18:55:25</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"You know, of all the things that should be bothering me here, the thing that really gets me is that <em>she</em> was right."&nbsp; Carrie sighs, plucking a heavy wrench and a Philips screwdriver from her tool belt.&nbsp; "Screw this.&nbsp; I'm not going to be out-engineered by a stuffed suit with a god complex!"<br><br>She lunges at the Overlord's drone, intent on disassembly.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>30-03-2009, 22:27:03</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				<em>Clang!</em> goes the wrench against the drone.<br><br><em>Zap!</em> goes the drone against the wrench.&nbsp; Okay, so it's more like the drone's weapons go zap.&nbsp; And the result being the wrench going flying across the room.<br><br>Sure, Carrie doesn't know as much about lasers as Jamie and Yuki-Yuki do (or at least, potentially do).&nbsp; But she does know about mechanics, such as recognizing when weapons are mounted on fixed points and thus can only fire wherever the drone is pointed.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>01-04-2009, 21:58:29</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Oh, dear.&nbsp; Looks like I'm going to have to actually work up a sweat."<br><br>Lazily stretching in a way that draws attention to her ample charms, Yuki-yuki casually draws her photo-cutlass and assumes a rather silly en-garde position.<br><br>"Allo, my name is Inigo Montoya.&nbsp; You eloped with my sister's college room-mate's perky-breasted cousin before I could have her myself.&nbsp; Prepare to die."<br><br>Then she pounces, keeping the blade in a position to deflect any shots from the drone as she sails in a graceful arc up...up...up and then down...down...down, long violet hair streaming out behind her...
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>03-04-2009, 06:17:48</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				<em>Nice of you to help,</em> Carrie thinks very hard but doesn't say.&nbsp; With a deadly focus, she dodges to the side as she reaches for another tool, hoping to force the drone to pick its target.&nbsp; Ideally, if it gets distracted she can find a weak spot...or just slip past it and hold the Overlord at utility knife-point.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>04-04-2009, 16:19:37</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				The drone fires upon the pouncing catgirl, to little effect thanks to her cutlass.&nbsp; Of course, her arcing slice has little effect, since the drone simply floats itself out of reach.<br><br>It does provide ample distraction for Carrie to take a weapon to the Overlord, who seems rather non-plussed by it.&nbsp; "And just what do you hope to accomplish by attacking the Overlord?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>04-04-2009, 17:31:26</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Aha, you are using Benedetti's defense against me, eh?"<br><br>Laughing maniacally, Yuki-yuki spun her photo-cutlass in a neat beat-disengage and closed on the drone again.<br><br>"But I find a Tybalt cancels out a Capaferra, unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa.&nbsp; Which I have!"<br><br>To an outside observer, it might appear that the Pirate Queen was merely playing with her opponent, and that would further lead to thoughts about cats and what they do with their prey...
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>04-04-2009, 18:34:54</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Carrie seized the Overlord by the hair with one hand, and brought the tiny blade to his neck with the other.&nbsp; "I hope you'd rather call off the machine than have your throat slit," she replied icily.&nbsp; "'Cause, honestly?&nbsp; I don't want to have to kill you, but I'm not feeling the mercy instinct right now."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>04-04-2009, 18:43:28</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				He remains surprisingly calm, emotionless almost.&nbsp; "The Overlord cannot be defeated so easily.&nbsp; The ideals of the Overlord's Paradise are lost on simple gender-specific beings like you.&nbsp; The Overlord is part of something greater, a higher class of life.&nbsp; You cannot harm the Overlord."<br><br>The drone, meanwhile, ignores all of Yuki-Yuki's chess references and continues firing uselessly, for now still able to fly out of reach of her attacks.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>07-04-2009, 00:32:52</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie, at the moment, is cheering people on from the side. " Really, Overlord? Tell me, how gender specific are you? Perhaps Carrie can find out. The way that involves kneecaps and squishy bits." she says, as she approaches, smiling as she slinks over, occasionally letting out an eep and dodging a laser bolt. "So, let us go, and WE won't kill YOU."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>07-04-2009, 05:20:32</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				He looks coldly at Jamie.<br><br>"The Overlord does not negotiate with terrorists."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>07-04-2009, 17:24:46</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Leaping nimbly backward in search of a more appropriate platform, Yuki-yuki almost slams into Jamie...
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>07-04-2009, 20:21:23</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie lets out a cry as she gets clipped by the catgirl, and gets knocked down, quite possibly getting Yuki-yuki tangled up in her fall as well as she goes down like a ton of bricks.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>07-04-2009, 20:44:28</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Landing heavily on her new nice, soft, feminine cushion, Yuki-yuki shakes her head and reaches back to steady herself...which means her hand lands somewhere quite personal on poor Jamie!&nbsp; Fortunately, the Bad Kitty seems oblivious to her situation, because otherwise this might be rather distracting.<br><br>"Avast, ye overgrown toaster!&nbsp; I'll slice ye from gizzard ta gut," the Pirate Queen growled up at the drone.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>07-04-2009, 23:46:24</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Fine.&nbsp; Negotiate with dreamland."&nbsp; Without further ado, Carrie plucks a ratchet from her belt and bashes the Overlord across the temple.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>08-04-2009, 00:10:02</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				The ratchet serves admirably to... crack open the Overlord's skull.&nbsp; Seems Carrie doesn't quite know her own strength, or the guy is a wuss (make that WAS a wuss).&nbsp; Or both.<br><br>The pesky drone stop firing.&nbsp; "User error: please insert new user."<br><br>It seems that with the Overlord dead, a new leader must emerge.&nbsp; But before any of the girls can grab the throne in a fit of megalomania, a dreaded portal appears and sucks the trio off to someplace else.&nbsp; At least they can rest easy during the trip, knowing they toppled an Orwellian regime.&nbsp; Even if they did sort of stumble through it.<br><br>-----<br><br>At the other end of the portal, the three girls are unceremoniously dumped into a jungle.&nbsp; Jamie, thanks to her international travel, and Yuki-Yuki, thanks to visiting several jungle planets, both recognize it as an Amazonian-type tropical jungle.&nbsp; Carrie... well, for all anyone knows this may be Carrie's first outdoor experience.<br><br>There's presently no sign of civilization, but there is the sound of a river nearby.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>08-04-2009, 00:17:54</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie lands first, on her belly still, letting out an 'Oof!' and then looking around as she slowly stands up. " The Amazon Jungle? But I thought that this was all turned into a papermill by the nefarious Doctor Oh Yes!" she says, standing up, looking around. " But good job on killing that fellow. You should've made more of a pun, though- You were doing a knockout pun, that was definitely a kill pun. Maybe, 'This will fix you!' or something along those lines." she says, slowly beginning to stand up, barring further people using her as a stunt cushion.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>08-04-2009, 00:33:08</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Yuki-yuki hits a stragetically placed pond, splashing water far and wide...emerging with her clothing clinging to every curve and looking as annoyed as any other wet cat.<br><br>"Aaaaarrrrgh!"<br><br>She shakes herself violently, growling under her breath.<br><br>"If this doesn't stop, I'll be using someone as a scratching post!&nbsp; Or a personal massager, either one!"<br>
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>09-04-2009, 05:35:24</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Carrie looks irritated as she rises to her feet, shielding her eyes.<br><br>"Oh, great.&nbsp; What I wouldn't give for a Pneumatic Deforestizer...doubt we're going to find enough scrap brass to slap one together here, though."&nbsp; She shoves the ratchet back into her belt.&nbsp; "And I wasn't <em>trying</em> to kill him!&nbsp; How was I supposed to know he had a skull like an eggshell?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>10-04-2009, 19:34:11</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				" He was a greasy nerd! They're all eggheads!" Thank you, and good night. Jamie slowly climbs up, looking around. " A river... We should try making our way there, that's usually the best place to find civilization, transportation..." Predators of all kinds... Not to mention good ol' unfriendly natives. She stretches, opening her catsuit down to the belly, revealing her upper body, rubbing her head. 'God, it's humid...' she says. Huh. Guess she DOESN'T wear a bra under that thing. Like there would be room.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>10-04-2009, 19:38:07</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				The unzipping gets Yuki-yuki's attention, and even though the Scourge of Jurian Womanhood still looks awfully annoyed, and her tail still twitches violently, she does not continue to rant and rail.<br><br>"Oooooo, nice!&nbsp; Can I kiss the twins hello?&nbsp; Or do you prefer hugs?"<br><br>Two track mind: loot and...
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>10-04-2009, 20:18:27</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"This isn't exactly the time, you know."&nbsp; Carrie scans the jungle idly, not really looking at Jamie.&nbsp; "River's probably our best bet.&nbsp; If there's anything around here besides more jungle, it'll be there."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>10-04-2009, 20:20:49</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"<em>Au contraire</em>!&nbsp; This is the perfect time!&nbsp; If we wait, someone will be sure to interrupt us, and I haven't gotten any serious snugglebunnies in at least an hour."<br><br>Yuki-yuki licks her lips and eyes Carrie.<br><br>"You may join us, if you like, or you may watch.&nbsp; I won't mind either way."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>12-04-2009, 05:15:16</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie smirks. 'Tell you what, you just behave and make sure that nothing attacks us, and when, or if, night falls, wherever we happen to be at the time, and we are NOT getting attacked by murderous things, the twins can come over to your place and play.' she says. Carrot, set! 'Now, let's get over to the river before we get grabbed by a portal for being... boring.' She sets off at a good pace towards the sound of the river.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>12-04-2009, 21:32:41</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"I may take you up on that!&nbsp; Do the twins like to be spanked, too?"<br><br>Yuki-yuki grins hopefully.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>12-04-2009, 23:09:42</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie shakes her head. 'But then, they might indulge you, as long as you keep the predators at bay. Mmmkay?' she sighs, as she begins on her way, heading towards the river still.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>12-04-2009, 23:34:48</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Oh, goody!"<br><br>The Pirate Queen giggles like a small child and saunters after Jamie.<br><br>"Now personally, I'd just as soon skip fighting off predators and get to the yummy stuff, but if I must work up an appetite by thrashing something dumber than advertised, I'm willing."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>13-04-2009, 03:49:40</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				The trio saunters toward the sound of the river, one of them topless.&nbsp; It doesn't take them long before they come upon the river itself, which is quite large and swift-flowing.&nbsp; What's surprising, though, is that when they push through some growth and onto the bank of the river, they find someone waiting for them there.&nbsp; Even more surprising is that, rather than an Amazonian jungle native type, it's a white guy.&nbsp; A rugged, handsome white guy, but still.<br><br>He looks at the three women, clearly at least as surprised to see them as they are to see him.&nbsp; "Well now, this wasn't quite what I was expecting..."&nbsp; He smiles, eying Jamie's 'twins' on display.&nbsp; "Though I can't say I'm unhappy."&nbsp; After he tears his eyes away from Jamie's tits, he then stares at Yuki-yuki.&nbsp; "Amazing, a feline anthroform...&nbsp; I've not seen a specimen like you before."&nbsp; Lastly he looks at Carrie.&nbsp; "And you seem a fellow scientist, always nice to see that.&nbsp; What's a motley crew like the three of you doing in the middle of the jungle?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>13-04-2009, 04:53:14</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Specimen?"<br><br>Yuki-yuki looks around.<br><br>"I don't see any 'specimen' here.&nbsp; Unless the gimboid meant the dashing, sexy Felis Sapiens who is now contemplating novel uses for her handy dandy photo-cutlass."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>13-04-2009, 05:07:41</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				The man smiles at Yuki-yuki.&nbsp; "You'll have to forgive me, I'm a biologist, I tend to use the phrases of the trade even around people.&nbsp; I meant no offense.&nbsp; My name is David, it's a pleasure to meet you all.&nbsp; But how did you get here?&nbsp; I didn't see or hear a ship."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>30-04-2009, 02:57:46</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Right.&nbsp; Well, Mister Biologist, I...am a Pirate Queen.&nbsp; Draw your own conclusions."<br><br>Yuki-yuki grinned ferally and then tried to loop an arm around each of her companions.<br><br>"We found a portal.&nbsp; Or maybe it found us.&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; Do you know where there's a ship for the boarding?&nbsp; Something with a good hyperdrive, perhaps, and good armament?&nbsp; Maybe a bevy of frustrated young women in need of a firm hand aboard to boot?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>30-04-2009, 06:24:26</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Carrie almost-subtly ducks away from Yuki-yuki's imposition.<br><br>"Quite a few portals actually.&nbsp; And most of the people we meet have been trying to kill us.&nbsp; And I don't know what either of these two are talking about half the time and I still haven't gotten to see the Dynamic Rotary Excavator in action."&nbsp; She sighs.&nbsp; "If you're not going to try to kill us too, would you mind telling me where we are?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>01-05-2009, 18:50:17</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				David chuckles softly at the various reactions.&nbsp; "Well, that last question is easiest to answer.&nbsp; This is Amazolia, to use the silly politically-demarcated name for the area.&nbsp; About five miles down the river is the equally silly named 'Amazopolis', for the central tribal location of the indigenous people.<br><br>"As for ships, well, there haven't been any for about five years, and you wouldn't want to meet those people anyway as they nearly wiped out the natives.&nbsp; But barring them, or some hungry predators, nobody's going to try to kill you."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>01-05-2009, 19:14:56</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"I see," Yuki-yuki frowns in thought.&nbsp; "No ships, eh?"&nbsp; Then she pouts.&nbsp; "Ooooo, I <em>hate</em> being planet-bound!"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>01-05-2009, 19:18:09</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				The rather less agile Jamie is unable to escape those snaring hands, and looks a tad bit miffed as she extricates herself from the grip. " In that case, perhaps we should check out this Amazopolis. It sounds quite amazing." The worst part about what she just said is she doesn't even seem to have said it intentionally.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>01-05-2009, 19:22:27</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Bad pun," the Pirate frowned as Jamie escaped her arm, to the Catwoman's obvious disappointment.<br><br>"Awwwwww!"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>07-05-2009, 07:57:25</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie pulls free of Yuki-Yuki and stumbles forward.&nbsp; The young biologist manages to catch her from a fall, however one of his hands ends up on her very large and quite bare breast.<br><br>"Well, I suppose that's one way to introduce yourself, but most people tend to give a name first."&nbsp; He grins, in no apparent hurry to remove his hand from the secret agent.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>08-05-2009, 07:55:56</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie stands up straight, smiling, if slightly flushed at the sudden reminder about her toplessness. That fades quickly with the memory, though. "Ah, Jamie. Jamie Bondage." she says, smiling as she offers the biologist her hand in lieu of her bare bosom. 'Now, this city you were telling us about...?'
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 01:29:40</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				David takes Jamie's hand and kisses it with a smile.&nbsp; His other hand remains on her exposed breast where he caught her.&nbsp; "Oh, it's not really a city.&nbsp; We're talking about a primitive tribe of natives, after all.&nbsp; Mostly huts, very little use of stone.&nbsp; And of course, their own strange customs."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 01:32:39</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Yuki-yuki pouts at being abandoned in favor of a mere male.<br><br>"So what sort of treasure do these primitive rustics have?&nbsp; There's always a treasure.&nbsp; Fist sized rubies, piles of gold, emeralds the size of dinner plates..."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 01:46:39</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				The man turns his smile on the pouting catgirl.&nbsp; "None of that, but I'm looking for treasure of my own.&nbsp; Undiscovered plants and animals, of course.&nbsp; It's certainly not unheard of for newly-discovered specimens to possess unique chemical compounds.&nbsp; There could be cures for ten different diseases in this jungle.&nbsp; I just need to find them."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 01:48:32</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Her Piratical Majesty heaves a mighty, bosom-bouncing sigh.<br><br>"No gold? No giant gems?&nbsp; Are they at least comely, nubile, and prone to parading around in skimpy outfits?&nbsp; I haven't gotten a bit of light entertainment since I ran into these two goody-goody types..."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 01:59:59</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				He chuckles with a grin.&nbsp; "In that case you will be glad to hear that the women of the village go topless.&nbsp; But if your interests lie with the sexual so strongly, I should warn you: if any of them offer to let you stay the night, say no.&nbsp; It's understood that someone staying the night is there for sex, and the elders decree the couple married in the morning.&nbsp; And they take marriage seriously."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 02:07:14</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Hmmm."<br><br>Yuki-yuki rubs her chin thoughtfully.<br><br>"A permanent sidekick could be interesting.&nbsp; Are they much prone to jealousy?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 02:17:58</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"I don't think you understand.&nbsp; Monogamy is strictly enforced in the tribe.&nbsp; Strictly.&nbsp; You wouldn't be gaining a sidekick, you'd be giving up piracy.&nbsp; Those of the tribe aren't allowed to leave it."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 02:19:02</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				The Pirate Queen says several rather unprintable things.<br><br>"Just ruin my dreams, why don't you?&nbsp; Feh..."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 02:21:04</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Hey, what have you got to complain about?&nbsp; You've got two very beautiful companions already..."&nbsp; He squeezes Jamie's breast gently, for emphasis.&nbsp; "And you can stay in my camp with me until you find a ship, or portal, or whatever you took here."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 02:39:59</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Remind me of that, why don'tcha?"<br><br>Yuki-yuki rolls her eyes.<br><br>"They're not interested, more's the pain in my tail."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 02:44:01</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				He chuckles again.&nbsp; "Well, give it time, maybe."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 02:45:57</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Or handcuffs.&nbsp; And ropes."<br><br>Yuki-yuki snickers softly.<br><br>"But only on the willing!"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 04:56:44</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie finally gets in a word edgewise, coughing. 'Considering my own poor track record, and Yuki-Yuki's... behavior... perhaps it would be wisest for us to give this amazon city full of monogamy a wide, wide berth. I think we would be happy to join you for the night.' she says, smiling pleasantly, completely forgetting about what that was supposed to represent..
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 05:09:04</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Carrie rolls her eyes.&nbsp; "I guess we might as well stick with you for now.&nbsp; We haven't got anything else to go on."&nbsp; She holds out a hand for the biologist to shake.&nbsp; "Carrie Theremin.&nbsp; I'm an atmological engineer, but it doesn't look like there's much for me to work with out here."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 05:30:17</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Great.&nbsp; Right this way."&nbsp; He gives Jamie's nipple a quick pinch before finally releasing her breast, and shakes Carrie's hand.&nbsp; "Either way, it's a pleasure to meet a fellow scientist.&nbsp; I can only hope you find something interesting about my work."<br><br>---<br><br>It doesn't take that long before the group ends up at quite a nice modern camp site: a large high-quality tent which apparently also has lab equipment inside, lanterns, a small fire, stove, heater, et cetera.&nbsp; All in all it beats a hut any day of the week and twice on Sundays.<br><br>"Care for some water?&nbsp; There's plenty to drink, but you'll have to settle for bathing in the river."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 05:33:39</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie looks uncertain at this. "I'm no survival expert, but aren't jungles generally famous for the absolute lethality of their river life?" she says, rather nervously. " God, what I wouldn't do for a decent tub, that fast food place was so full of grease, I can feel my pores clogging..." Yes, indeed, this girl never quite left her teenage years. And she never fastened her top back up again, so those full breasts are still quite available for pinching, and now that she's not in immediate fear for her life, she might actually notice!
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 05:47:33</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Normally there would be, but the aliens that showed up five years ago wiped out all the predators.&nbsp; Which made it very confusing for the natives: they thought the aliens were gods answering their prayers, not colonists trying to 'purify' their new environment."<br><br>David sits down in a folding chair at the entrance of the tent and, picking up a notebook, starts writing something.&nbsp; "There's about an hour until sundown, feel free to make yourselves at home until then."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 05:50:10</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie smiles. 'Oh, wonderful! I'll leave you two to get acquainted, I hear the siren call of the river calling me.' says Jamie, smiling as she heads off to tempt the fates by fulfilling one of they most instant-kill-you scenarios in the Horror tropebook.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 14:31:06</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Yuki-yuki stamps her foot in frustration.<br><br>"Temptress!&nbsp; You just want to tease me by getting all naked and then staying hidden under the water."<br><br>She stickes her tongue out at Jamie and goes to poke at the fire with a stick.<br><br>"Bored now..."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 19:04:10</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				David looks up at the complaining catgirl.&nbsp; "Hmm... do you think you might volunteer for an examination?&nbsp; I've not seen a human-cat hybrid before, and I'm sure my colleagues would be intrigued."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 19:20:04</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Not a chance," she replies, a touch huffily.&nbsp; "Have you asked the same of the locals?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 19:44:29</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"As a matter of fact, I do have photos and blood samples of the locals, since you asked."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>11-05-2009, 20:02:33</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Good for you.&nbsp; No."<br><br>Yuki-yuki almost snarled at him.<br><br>"I am not a specimen, nor a test subject."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>12-05-2009, 04:44:37</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Huh, this is weird."&nbsp; Ignoring the argument, Carrie saunters over to inspect the lab equipment, though she politely (and perhaps wisely) refrains from touching anything.&nbsp; "How do you get this thing to run without a boiler?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>13-05-2009, 17:52:01</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"A boiler?"&nbsp; David turns and looks at what Carrie is examining.&nbsp; "That's a fridge, how could it run on a boiler?&nbsp; It's plugged into a solar battery."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>14-05-2009, 07:07:45</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"A...solar battery?"&nbsp; The look on Carrie's face says clearly that this sounds like utter nonsense.&nbsp; "All the fridges I've ever seen used a steam-powered exothermic resonator to chill the interior.&nbsp; Solar power was proven to be a total dead end almost a century ago."&nbsp; She shakes her head.&nbsp; "Okay, I'm definitely asking the wrong questions.&nbsp; What planet are we on?&nbsp; This <em>looks</em> like Earth, but it can't be."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>14-05-2009, 16:30:41</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Oh, no, most certainly not.&nbsp; Earth is much more civilized and hospitable.&nbsp; This planet isn't technically named yet; its designation is UH-117.&nbsp; And before you ask, no, I don't know how they decide on designations."&nbsp; He grins softly.&nbsp; "After all, I'm a biologist, not an astronomer."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ajoxer</strong> on <strong>15-05-2009, 02:54:42</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Jamie, naturally, is now at the river, undressing, leaving her clothes by the riverside as she climbs in pleasantly, closing her eyes as she swims about quickly, taking a brief swim before beginning to drag her fingers through her hair, wetting it, wishing she had some decent shampoo. 'Ah... Man, it's good to finally be able to clean up.' she says, relaxing in the water, practically slapping her ass at fate.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>15-05-2009, 02:59:52</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				...and Yuki-yuki pokes glumly at the fire, mourning her lack of Nookie Time on this miserable little mud-ball of a barbaric planet.<br><br>Amazons!&nbsp; Really!&nbsp; Stupid bloody stupid matriarchies were always such a pain in the tail.&nbsp; And here the only two girls likely to remain anywhere near her were oh so obviously not at all interested in a little sisterly bonding.&nbsp; Or sisterly bondage, more was the pain...
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>22-05-2009, 05:00:57</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Amid the gloom, curiosity, and obliviousness, the sky darkens with the sun sinking in the sky.&nbsp; Then it darkens suddenly and considerably as a ship flies past, low in the sky.&nbsp; Your host looks up at the ship, then jumps to his feet and goes into the shelter.
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>22-05-2009, 05:10:30</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Yuki-yuki glances up at the new complication.<br><br>"Friends of yours?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>22-05-2009, 05:22:02</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Not quite," he calls out from inside.&nbsp; "Remember those aliens I was telling you about?"<br><br>After a minute or so, he re-emerges, dragging a large trunk.&nbsp; He opens it, and inside is a large stack of shiny guns.&nbsp; "I don't suppose any of you have weapon training, do you?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>MadPanda</strong> on <strong>22-05-2009, 05:29:45</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				Yuki-yuki just laughs and reaches for one of the guns.<br><br>"I did tell you what I did for a living, didn't I?"
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jefepato</strong> on <strong>25-05-2009, 05:25:56</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				"Not <em>formal</em> training.&nbsp; Usually I just hit people with a wrench, it works pretty well."&nbsp; She squints at the shiny arsenal.&nbsp; "How do these work without -- never mind.&nbsp; Just tell me how they operate.&nbsp; I might have used something functionally equivalent, anyway."
			</dd>
			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: This is madness!</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>CirclMastr</strong> on <strong>27-05-2009, 06:16:29</strong>
			</dt>
			<dd class="postbody">
				David offers a brief explanation to Carrie, which is basically "point this end at the alien and squeeze the trigger", not unlike Steam Hand Cannons she is used to seeing.<br><br>He then turns his attention to Jamie.&nbsp; "How about you, want to help stop genocide?"
			</dd>
		</dl>
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