Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)
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				Title: <strong>Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>09-05-2017, 22:54:10</strong>
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				<div class="floatright">(http://i.imgur.com/V36S1hg.png)</div>The Silver Express! A train so famously rich that it's said it runs on tracks of gold and is filled to the brim with exotic treasures taken from across the new continent. It spans twenty miles and is where all good cowboys and girls go when they die.<br><br>Which is not true at all of course, the tracks are good honest steel and if there's exotic treasures on this train then they're in the carriages that the brave crew who service it aren't meant to go into near the back of the ridiculously long vechicle. Why there'd be no room for the baths or stables, or the garden carriages! It's only a mere two miles long and while the dead do reside upon it, that's more due to a work scheme they've got going on.<br><br>For it is a train of Maid's and a Master and right now the Master is sleeping, meaning the Maid's have time to get everything in shape before they wake up. Thankfully while running the train doesn't need a driver, it is on rails after all and stoking is all done automatically, so right now all of servants the are too free to carry out their masters last wishes before they retired to bed, which was to have a memorable little picnic under the stars.<br><br>Unfortunately it not going to be night time when the Master wakes, you don't have any picnic food prepared (In fact all you have is potatoes. Just a whole lot of potatoes) and somehow a big ol' brown bear has managed to get into the garden carriages and is having a nap of its own and you don't think it's going to share any food you put in there. <br><br>All in a days work for the Maid's of the Silver Express!
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Metraxa</strong> on <strong>11-05-2017, 01:32:45</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i.imgur.com/lX0geO3m.png)</div>Name: Lucine Westbrook<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden Car<br>Favor: 6<br>Spirit: 40<br>Tagging: Open, Bear<br>Notes:Morning time problems<br><hr><br>A picnic! A midnight picnic!<br><br>Lucine was practically beside herself with happiness as she skipped down the halls of the Silver Express. Master was so considerate, arranging an event that she could go to without having to worry about pesky sunlight dealing her any harm.And it was the perfect event to get to know her competitors.<br><br>Passing through the main part of a carriage, a hiss escaped as Lucine dodged the beams of sunlight lancing through the windows in the early morning. Such unreasonable demands, being forced to work all day when she could bake in the sunlight until she was a nice crispy brown. It was a good thing that Master was so cute, otherwise she would have bailed for somewhere better by now. A vampire could only take so much!<br><br>For now though she still had a bit of time to operate before it got too much to simply dodge with her feet. So she was all ready to work as she neared the garden carriages. For something like this, she had to put her best effort in. That was the only way to impress Master and get the reward that was rightfully hers. <br><br>Entering the garden carriage though, she found an immediate problem. Not the potatoes, which was annoying. But the fact that there was a bear sleeping right in the middle of the room. "How did this get here?" Lucine asked no one in particular with a pout. You think someone would have noticed a bear sneaking into this part of the train. Not everyone was as stealthy as her after all. <br><br>Looking around, she noticed that no one else was around at the moment. Perfect. Surely no one would notice if she just kinda sorta disposed of this thing so they could get on with their work, right? Otherwise they couldn't do what they had been told, and that would not be any good. They couldn't let a silly bear stand in the way of Masters grand plans! <br><br>Slowly she crept forward towards the beast, hands tightening in anticipation. Time to do this. 
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>PixelatedPixie</strong> on <strong>12-05-2017, 07:41:30</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i.imgur.com/uHaKOQK.jpg)</div>Name: Helen Kochild<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden<br>Tagging: Open, Bear, Metraxa/Lucine<br>Notes:Morning time problems<br><hr><br>Helen had stood in silent contemplation of the landscape drifting by outside the window of the narrow cabin she was dusting.&nbsp; A commotion and a hiss in the corridor could only mean one thing, another maid up to some nefarious and surely dastardly act that would get them all into trouble.&nbsp; With a sigh, she hated dealing with people.&nbsp; Well she hated dealing with people other than the Master at least.&nbsp; Why were they all so, loud?<br><br>Feather duster in hand, Helen marched out to face her noisy foe.&nbsp; She paused in the entrance to the garden car with an audible squawk of horror.&nbsp; "What did you do!?"&nbsp; She shrieked at a volume not wise in the presence of bears, her shyness overtaken by sheer horror.&nbsp; "I know you want to be the Master's favourite, but this is too much!"&nbsp; She stomped forward with duster held at the ready like a weapon, or a strap to be used on a petulant child.<br><br>"Get that beast off the train this instant!&nbsp; And don't hurt him!"&nbsp; The last thing they needed was to get in trouble for tossing bears at peasants.&nbsp; Or for some vampiric bear to assault the master!
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>12-05-2017, 23:41:00</strong>
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				The bear flops over with all the noise from Helen disturbing its sleep and fixes a single baleful orange eye on Lucine as she sneaks up, it's not moving but it's got your number. <br><br>It's also real big and it STINKS. If this bear is going to live here it really needs a bath.<br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">Spoiler: Click to Show/Hide</div><div class="spoiler_body"> Some rolls if you want to mess with the bear, either for chomping or whatever! It's a single D6 times the stat you're using. Real simple!</div></div>
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Guancyto</strong> on <strong>13-05-2017, 22:05:28</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/b/bc/Weretiger_maid_resized.png)</div>Name: Mitra Aporova<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden<br>Tagging: Open, Bear<br>Notes: Morning time problems<br><hr>Mitra had just gotten done perfecting her latest brew (the one that could give a person a witch's powers for an hour - any more than that and they'd end up turned into a newt or a pumpkin themselves as the forces of reality tried to restore order -hah, as thought that were possible). Humming to herself as she bottled it, she tucked the phials to her satchel. That done she stripped down and took a few minutes for a quick chemical shower (contaminating the rest of the train with the residue from her lab carriage was one of the great no-nos). She pulled on her dress, slung her satchel over her shoulder, and made for the front of the train to go show off her creation.<br><br>Of course, that meant going through the garden carriages, where there was apparently some sort of altercation regarding a large bear. Now, Mitra knew that the train's security was impecc- okay she couldn't finish that thought with a straight face. But if the bear had forced its way in there would be more than just the two maids handy. Meaning it was either secretly a stealth bear (in which case she couldn't wait to run tests on it) or it was a guest on the train (in which case its welfare was her second-highest priority). Either way, she couldn't abide by its removal.<br><br>So, in the spirit of assuming the best of people (or the best of bears), she was going to put her best foot forward!<br><br>"Your pardon, good guest," she said softly. She pressed her feet together and bowed to the bear courteously in a single long movement, "I am going to have to ask that you to exercise proper hygiene if you want to stay, you are disturbing the staff and other passengers. We are able to accommodate all people of all sizes and abilities, so please indicate if you need our well-trained staff to help you."<br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">Spoiler: Click to Show/Hide</div><div class="spoiler_body">Affection to pacify the bear! Result of 18.<br>At 2017-05-13 12:23:08, Mitra (uid: 56325) rolls: 4d6 Result: 18 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=103120)</div></div>
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>15-05-2017, 20:35:44</strong>
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				"Mrowww?" says the bear, body rumbling as it make a confused growl at the walking meat Popsicle that's come to address it. It lollops over into a sitting position and reaches out to paw Mitra and thankfully doesn't seem in an eviscerating mood. They're quite curious what the maid has planned for it, lowering their paw now they're sure she won't fight back and raising their head expectantly.<br><br>It's probably not going to eat anyone now but if it is going to attend a party it's going to need one hell of a bath.<br><br>
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Metraxa</strong> on <strong>15-05-2017, 20:50:43</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i.imgur.com/lX0geO3m.png)</div>Name: Lucine Westbrook<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden Car<br>Favor: 6<br>Spirit: 40<br>Tagging: Open, Bear, Mitra, Helen<br>Notes: Annoyance. Also bears<br><hr><br>"What?"<br><br>Lucine glanced back to find Helen standing there shrieking at her, waving a duster like it was supposed to be some kind of lethal weapon. Shock was present for a moment, only to be replaced by a look of sheer disbelief. She might be a vampire and all, but she had to wonder just where some of the maids that Master found came from. <br><br>"Huh? Seriously? How would I even get a bear on the train?" she protested, huffing as she stamped her foot in anger. "I've got a hundred better ideas than doing something stupid like this to get Masters attention. <span style="font-size: 6pt;" class="bbc_size">Like make her a vampire too</span>."<br><br>Before she could do anything though another maid entered, seemingly ignoring the both of them and convincing the bear that it needs to take a bath of all things. Lucine was suitably impressed by that, though maybe it was just a catgirl thing. Animals did stick together so if anyone could manage it then it would be her. As long as Master didn't find out that this had happened she didn't care too much. <br><br>"Good job,"she said aloud as she moved to slip past the bear. "You guys can handle that, and I'll get started making the food." 
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>JoanieSappho</strong> on <strong>16-05-2017, 10:50:02</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t295/JoanieSappho/Sekrit/6967b0c6e37e4256ceb19752f7a86432_zpsvu9js3d0.png)</div>Name: Sarika<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Auditorium<br>Tagging: Open, Bear, Mitra, Helen, Lucine<br>Notes: Trains and birds and bears, oh my!<br><hr><br><em>Thunk.</em><br>"<em>Ow.</em>"<br><br>There was a whisper of dark wings as Sarika made her entrance into this particular section of train, an entrance that would have been far more impressive and subtle if it hadn't been preceded by several quiet thuds and pained mutters as the realities of trying to fly through such an enclosed space made themselves known to the raven's face. And shins. And that last one had gotten her in the chest somehow, which seemed to hurt more.<br><br>"I shall assist you with this food," Sarika proclaimed sounding, as always, vaguely like the heroine of a book written by someone with questionable skill. "Friends!" She called back to the other maids. "You have done well in subduing the beast, but it must be made presentable ere our mistress comes! I leave this to your capable hands. Onwards, dear Lucine! To food!"<br>Of course, if one wanted to be rude, or possible just accurate, the frequent knocks to her head as she tried to fly inside the train might explain a lot of Sarika's quirks.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>17-05-2017, 00:54:44</strong>
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				The kitchen is a maze of metal and steel, stoves, cookpots, pressure ovens and what looks like industrial presses and mincers (Probably!) are stuffed into a carriage that's also full of a multitude of knives and so a fantastic suspension was all but required for this deathtrap. It's the smoothest ride of the train, if not very spacious with the huge open work surface for cooking in the middle. Maids in here tend to bump up and crawl over each other to get around and you've only ever had all of you in here at the same time once. It became a writhing mass of flesh in about a second and the master had to go lie down for hours after watching that particular display, so you try to avoid it unless you're really, really bored.<br><br>Right now the pantry is stuffed full of potatoes and opening the door causes them to spill out in a tidal wave of tubers. At least they're all peeled and right at the back is the worlds smallest packet of salt. This might be a culinary challenge. <br><br>
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>PixelatedPixie</strong> on <strong>17-05-2017, 18:06:39</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i.imgur.com/uHaKOQK.jpg)</div>Name: Helen Kochild<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden<br>Tagging: Open, Bear, Mitra<br>Notes:Morning time problems<br><hr><br>"Stay."&nbsp; Helen repeated.&nbsp; "Help."&nbsp; She added.&nbsp; The disbelief plain in her voice as she stared at the catgirl.&nbsp; She pointed the duster like a baton even as the other maids scurried off to avoid having to help.<br><br>"Get the bear off the train.&nbsp; This is not a zoo.&nbsp; He's not a passenger.&nbsp; He's a bear!"&nbsp; The last was all but a shriek.&nbsp; It should have gone without saying.&nbsp; "So unless you are going to cook him up for the picnic or he comes bearing gifts of strawberries and egg salad.&nbsp; He needs to go!"&nbsp; <br><br>"Now!"&nbsp; She barked.&nbsp; Perfectly aware she had no authority, yet, but fully expecting the other maid to follow her orders.&nbsp; At the same time she turned to inspect the contents of the garden carriage that hadn't been destroyed by the bear.&nbsp; They needed more than potatoes for the picnic.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Metraxa</strong> on <strong>18-05-2017, 05:10:54</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i.imgur.com/lX0geO3m.png)</div>Name: Lucine Westbrook<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden Car -&gt; Kitchen Car<br>Favor: 6<br>Spirit: 40<br>Tagging: Open, Sarika<br>Notes: Time to cook<br><hr>"Sure thing Sarika," Lucine replied with a grin as she found herself joined by the bird girl in her desire to make some food for the master.&nbsp; She didn't mind getting away from Miss spoilsport over there, and having some help couldn't hurt. Even if she was sure that she didn't need it to make a dish that Master would love for this picnic. "Good luck guys~"<br><br>It was a quick trip to the Kitchen train car, where they found a bevy of equipment waiting for them. She was used to it of course, and she couldn't help but shiver at the memory of the first time they had all cooked in this room together. Never again, that was for sure. Which wasn't something said just because she didn't like to be in tight spaces with a lot of people while there were flaming objects around. Okay, that might be it a little bit. <br><br>She hurried over to the pantry and opened it, only to quick step back to dodge the potatoes that came spilling out. "You've got to be kidding me." she lamented with a sigh. Could they even eat this many potatoes? Fortunately they were already peeled, so that was some time saved. <br><br>Leaning against the counter, she glanced towards her companion. "So Tweety, what are our options? The way I see it, we've got fries, salad, good old cut potatoes, that sort of thing." It was just too bad that baked potatoes were out.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>19-05-2017, 02:20:09</strong>
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				The garden is a bit of a wreck, it's like a hungry bear came through here or something. All the sweet fruit and berries are gone, the carrot patch is now a carrot crater and the cabbages, oh the cabbages!<br><br>There's a few bell peppers that are still in good shape though and the apple tree stands firm against all invaders, mainly because the orange tree was right next to it and the bear was all over that poor desolate soul. The Koi Pond is still there, though eating them seems almost mean considering how far they've come. It's really not easy to get Koi in the Wild West.<br><br>Repairing the garden was going to be a job and a half in itself but if Helen wanted to get stuck in and a little dirty she might find more survivors. 
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Guancyto</strong> on <strong>19-05-2017, 02:31:57</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/b/bc/Weretiger_maid_resized.png)</div>Name: Mitra Aporova<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden<br>Tagging: Open, Bear<br>Notes: Morning time problems<br><hr>The other maids left Mitra with the bear and the need to at least clean it up and make it presentable, or else remove it from the train. Contemplating the problem for a solid .7 seconds, Mitra decided to do the thing she had decided to do before, rather than what Helen wanted her to do. But she was at least going to do it right. Without the right cleaning supplies, the werecatgirl was going to have to resort to drastic measures to get the bear's fur properly clean. She was going to have to l-<br><br>-look for more, of course. She'd need at least fifteen sponges, twenty-four buckets of water, a veritable ocean of shampoo, and maybe some leftover salmon. For her, not the bear. And a suit! She had her tape measure on hand and made sure to pat it as she took its measurements, because if the bear was going to attend their picnic it was going to need a suit. She started her search immediately.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>JoanieSappho</strong> on <strong>19-05-2017, 21:21:59</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t295/JoanieSappho/Sekrit/6967b0c6e37e4256ceb19752f7a86432_zpsvu9js3d0.png)</div>Name: Sarika<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden<br>Tagging: Open, Bear, Mitra, Helen, Lucine<br>Notes: Trains and birds and bears, oh my!<br><hr><br>Sarika paused as she considered the food situation. <br>"Those would be a fine start," she decided, apparently deciding to go with all of the potato-based options available.<br>"You begin the preparations of those dishes and I shall find more ingredients. No matter where I must venture, or the dangers that I shall face, I shall return with ingredients upon my plate, or my body upon it!" <br>After she struck a suitably dramatic pose, the raven took off, almost directly into the doorframe. <br>She managed to re-enter the room with the bear on her third attempt, however. <br><br>"Sisters!" She called as she hovered rather unsteadily in the air. "A calamity has struck! Yon foodplace contains only potatoes and a meager ration of salt! Our ursine guest must wait, for more varied provender is needed for our Mistress! Aid me in this-"<br>Another thud.<br>"Do not fear! I was merely testing the strength of this wall! It has passed."
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>20-05-2017, 05:09:32</strong>
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				<span class="bbc_u"><strong>Mitra</strong></span><br>The bear is too confused to even swing as the cat girl begins measuring him up. Broad chest. Broad shoulders. Broad Waist. Long inner thigh. Broad and Long pretty much everything it's a bear.<br><br>This was going to be a tricky bit of tailoring.<br><br>The cleaning supply cart though is Mitra's one stop shop for enough maid level cleaning equipment that not even the apocalypse would slow you down. You came prepared for this trip into the unknown and that meant a lot of shampoo, buckets and loofahs! Suitably armed, you are ready to take this challenge on. You can even steal a fish from the Koi pond if you want, no one need ever know.<br><br>You don't have a suit his size, but you do have three suits NOT his size and surely that's a problem that can become a solution!<br><br><span class="bbc_u"><strong>Sarika</strong></span><br>Meanwhile Sarika's somewhat dazed journey through the train in hunt for food does eventually pay off though. You didn't even know there was a backup pantry, but apparently that's a thing! That's the problem with a train this long, it's impossible to keep track of what is even on it. This a chilled room wall to wall with cold meat cuts and actually a little bit disturbing to stand in with rendered carcasses as far as the eye can see. Who'd even need this much meat? This seems excessive. Did you miss out on a whole lot of hunting trips? Either way you're about to become a meat bearing angel to the others, if you can get it through the train without smashing your find into a wall.<br><br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">OOC</div><div class="spoiler_body">So I'm just gonna start rolling for people when they do stuff and don't roll dice for it! If you want a bonus beyond a x1 applied get your own rolls in.<br><br>Mitra Aporova: Bear Cleaning Supply hunt-&nbsp; 2d6: 7<br>So yeah this is fine!<br><br>Sarika: Food hunt- 2d6: 9<br>A nice success!<br><br>Rolls can be used on (And opposed by) other players to get them to do stuff, embarrass them, seduce them or all of the above so feel free to poke each other with that. It's part of the fun.<br><br>Also make a note in the header of your Favor and Spirit if you can. Favor is your current Affection x 2 (This can be 0!) and Spirit is your current Will x 10 (This can also be 0!)<br>Favor can be used in a few ways listed on page 23. Random Events in particular are a good way to poke the game if you're not sure what to do next.<br><br>Oh and don't worry about dismissal if you're already at Favor 0, you can trade in stats for more, you'll be fine.<br></div></div>
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Metraxa</strong> on <strong>20-05-2017, 05:46:14</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i.imgur.com/lX0geO3m.png)</div>Name: Lucine Westbrook<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Kitchen Car<br>Favor: 6<br>Spirit: 40<br>Tagging: Open, Sarika<br>Notes: Time to cook<br><hr><br>"Y-Yeah, good luck with that," Lucine replied with a wave as Sarika left as quickly as she had arrived, heading off to go find some more food. She was a bit annoyed, if only because having a bit of extra help for all of this would have been nice. But she could manage either way, and it would look a lot better for her if she could tell Master that she had prepared this entire portion of the picnic by herself. <br><br>Well, if it came out good anyways. Otherwise she was blaming Sarika, and there was no one who could stop her anymore. All's fair in love and war, as far as she was concerned. Not her fault the bird girl didn't think of that when she came up with her plan. Heroics were nice, but winning was better.<br><br>With a sigh she grabbed some potatoes, placing them on the counter before grabbing a cutting board to go with it. Some rooting through cupboards would produce her with a very sharp set of knives, perfect for her needs. She made sure to test the tips before getting to work with a grin and a complete lack of fear for the cutlery. She was a vampire after all, what was she going to do, bleed to death?<br><br>With that aside she put her mind to work, recalling every potato based recipe she could think up in her long lifespan. Not easy when she only had potatoes, but she would manage somehow. Her pride as a Maid and her image in the eyes of Master depended on it!<br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">Spoiler: Click to Show/Hide</div><div class="spoiler_body">Skill for cooking with potatoes.<br>At 2017-05-19 22:45:13, Lucine (uid: 60601) rolls: 2d6 Result: 11 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=103292)</div></div>
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				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Guancyto</strong> on <strong>24-05-2017, 06:44:13</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/b/bc/Weretiger_maid_resized.png)</div>Name: Mitra Aporova<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden<br>Tagging: Open, Bear, Helen, Sarika<br>Notes: Morning time problems<br><hr>Mitra had a problem! She needed to be cleaning up the bear so that Helen wouldn't decide to put her foot down for real and kick it out (animals gotta stick together and all), but she also needed to be helping Sarika (animals gotta stick together and all, also, that was actually something she really needed to do).<br><br>Fortunately she was capable of multi-tasking! "Hey, we need to move out, I'll wash as we go!" Mitra said, rolling up her sleeves and setting to work washing the bear's back while trying to direct it toward where Sarika had gone (the bear was probably going to be slow and sleepy in its gait, but Sarika kept running into things, so hopefully it balanced out). The fact that she was getting suds and water absolutely everywhere as the bear traveled sounded a lot like a problem she could stick someone else with! The fact that the bear might decide to eat whatever they found... eh! He was full anyway, right?<br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">OOC</div><div class="spoiler_body"> Rolling Affection to convince Bear to become Scrub-Cavalry. 1d6*4=6*4=24!<br>At 2017-05-23 23:40:51, Mitra (uid: 56325) rolls: 1d6 Result: 6 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=103422)<br><br></div></div>
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>JoanieSappho</strong> on <strong>24-05-2017, 18:10:49</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t295/JoanieSappho/Sekrit/6967b0c6e37e4256ceb19752f7a86432_zpsvu9js3d0.png)</div>Name: Sarika<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden<br>Tagging: Open, Bear, Mitra, Helen, Lucine<br>Notes: Thick juicy meat!<br><hr><br>"Huzzah!" The raven exclaimed, despite the probably lack of anyone else around to hear her. Not, of course, that she was much of a stranger to talking to herself.<br>"I have triumphed and now I can please my mistress with meat! And no bears need be harmed at this time! Now, to convey the fruits of my mercy and fortune to the kitchens!"<br>That, on the other wing, was going to be the difficult part. She might even have to stop flying, but Sarika would bear such indignities for her Mistress. So, carefully, she selected the best - or, more accurately, nearest - cuts of meat and loaded herself up with as much as she felt she could bear before she turned around and hoped she was walking in the right direction with it.<br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">OOC</div><div class="spoiler_body">I'm guessing it'd be Athletics to see how much she carries off or if she carries off enough, so; Roll - 4 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=103447)*3=12</div></div>
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>PixelatedPixie</strong> on <strong>26-05-2017, 06:39:58</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i.imgur.com/uHaKOQK.jpg)</div>Name: Helen Kochild<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden<br>Tagging: Open<br>Notes:Morning time problems<br><hr><br>There were many fine dishes that could be made with Apples.&nbsp; All well suited to a picnic.&nbsp; The bear had at least seen to that small mercy.&nbsp; So Helen rolled invisible sleeves up, grabbed a basket, and began to pick apples.&nbsp; She leapt.&nbsp; She spun.&nbsp; She danced.&nbsp; She climbed.&nbsp; She was the best damned apple picker this side of.&nbsp; Where did apples grow?<br><br>Helen paused as she pondered that.&nbsp; Her basket laden with the finest Apples she had ever picked.&nbsp; She hefted the basket to make sure there were enough for a proper picnic.&nbsp; For Apple Pie, Apple Cobbler, Apple Sauce, maybe a Salad, certainly some Apple Slices!&nbsp; Maybe a caramel covered apple!&nbsp; Satisfied, she turned to head for the kitchen.&nbsp; She couldn't trust the other cretins with her Apples.<br><br>At 2017-05-25 23:35:30, PerpetuallyAnnoyedCleric (uid: 61108) rolls: 1d6 Result: 6 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=103499)<br>(6)(3) = 18
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>29-05-2017, 23:36:45</strong>
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				<span class="bbc_u"><strong>Lucine, Helen and Sarika</strong><br></span><br><br>Potato cakes, Potato Croquettes, Potato Salad (With no salad), Roasted Sweet Potatoes, Potato Soup, Mashed Potatoes ....... <br><br>When life gives you potatoes Lucine will make you a nice variety of potato dishes, it turns out the long life of a Vampire has some benefits when it comes to spuds but it may be a small mercy when Sakrina comes crashing in bearing gifts of meats! Strings of sausages round the neck and carrying haunches in both hands, so much meat in fact that it's an amazing feat of athletic prowess that she hasn't gotten her clothes even a little greasy. It'd really help to make the planned meal not so.. well.... potatoy. Lucine's made an effort but there really is so much you can do to make a potato taste like something other than potato.<br><br>Helen meanwhile has returned bearing a full basket of apples and she ain't sharing those apples for anything. Instead she got busy making an array of apple themed dishes that'd be a good sweet accompaniment to the stocky spud and meat process line going on in the other half of the kitchen.<br><br>It's a bit of a squeeze in here, especially with Sarika's wings but the three maids manage to bust out a pretty decent spread which the master is no doubt going to enjoy. Speaking of which....<br><br>In the kitchen means Sakrina, Helen and Lucine will be the first to hear the warning bell that means the master is waking. Just everyone's luck that she picked today to be an early riser, someone's going to need to go see to that!<br><br><strong><span class="bbc_u">Mitra</span></strong><br><br>Mitra has thoroughly charmed this bear, who happily splashes in the water as she gives him a good ol' scrub down and is prowling along as she leads it with a swagger in its step. It seems she's made a friend! She eventually does end up getting the bear near the pantry full of meat and while sticking it in there would keep it out of the way, that may become a problem for future Mitra. Then again what had future Mitra ever done for present Mitra anyway? <br><br>It's that or fully commit to getting a suit onto this bear. Those black-out curtains you occasionally used for when the master fell asleep in the wrong cabin were looking like they were practically begging to be turned into a suit.
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Metraxa</strong> on <strong>30-05-2017, 20:16:27</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i.imgur.com/lX0geO3m.png)</div>Name: Lucine Westbrook<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Kitchen Car<br>Favor: 6<br>Spirit: 40<br>Tagging: Open, Sarika, Helen<br>Notes: Duty calls<br><hr><br>By the time Sarika returned Lucine was practically spudded out. She had put her vast knowledge to use, but without something else to go with the potatoes even she could not think up very many ideas. But she had done the best with what she had, as would be clear to see by the various dishes laid out there on the counter and on serving trays when her birdy companion returned.<br><br>"Nice find," she said with a nod as she moved to help Sarika put down the meat before it fell on the floor or something. Now they were really going to have a meal. "Nicer than hers anyway." She gestured back to Helen, who was working with her apples and treating it like it was a vault full of gold or something. Well that was fine, she'd done her work with the potatoes so if Helen wanted to take all the responsibility for the apples then that was her business. <br><br>They work out a pretty decent assortment of food before the bell rings, with Lucine's head perking up at the sound. "I've got it," she called with a smile, twirling on her feet to slip past Sarika and Helen as she went for the door and the path to their masters bedroom. Master being an early riser today meant that she wouldn't have to worry as much about the sunlight, making it the perfect opportunity for her! As long as no one tried to stop her, anyways.....
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>JoanieSappho</strong> on <strong>30-05-2017, 21:34:54</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t295/JoanieSappho/Sekrit/6967b0c6e37e4256ceb19752f7a86432_zpsvu9js3d0.png)</div>Name: Sarika<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden<br>Tagging: Open, Bear, Mitra, Helen, Lucine<br>Notes: Thick juic- mistress!<br><hr><br>Having prepared her meat until she was certain it would make her Mistress very happy indeed, Sarika had started humming to herself. Ravens weren't particularly known for their musical ability as she was not much of an exception to the rule. <br>However, that humming stopped instantly once it became apparent that the master had awoken. <br><br>And Lucine tried to slip away.<br>"Halt, devious wench!" Sarika called, launching herself back into the air. <br>"You ... you shall not ... do the thing that you are trying to do! You may be the maid that she needs, but I am the one she deserves!" She wobbled a bit, and then took to the air again, although this time she made sure that she stopped before she hit the roof, and took off after the other maid. <br>Well, more 'through' than 'after', unless Lucine got out of the way. <br>"Master requires the attention of a young lady of sensitivity and grace! I shall attend to her, while you clean this mess you have made." She turned to gesture grandly towards the kitchen and ran into a wall. <br>Not that this stopped her, of course, and she started to try and use her speed and conditioned resistance to cranial impacts to barge up past the other maids.<br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">GOTTA GO FAST</div><div class="spoiler_body">Athletics to try and get there first! So, that's ... okay. 6 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=103637)*3=18</div></div>
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Metraxa</strong> on <strong>07-06-2017, 19:36:20</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i.imgur.com/lX0geO3m.png)</div>Name: Lucine Westbrook<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Kitchen Car<br>Favor: 6<br>Spirit: 40<br>Tagging: Open, Sarika, Helen<br>Notes: Duty calls, with competition<br><hr><br>Lucine's getaway was not as slick as she had thought it would be, with Sarika deciding that she would go after her and ranting on about deserving and sensitivity and grace and something like that. Honestly it was pretty confusing, and the speaker certainly did not fit the words that were being said at that moment. Which was precisely why Lucine could not simply allow Sarika to pass her and steal the spotlight. <br><br>"Hey, I have plenty of grace," she challenged as she continued forward, taking advantage of Sarika hitting a wall to get some distance. "I was ballroom dancing in the courts of Paris before you were even learning how to fly. I'm the maid Master needs and the one that she deserves." Who else had the long experience and training that she had? Exactly, nobody. <br><br>Of course at this point she didn't seem to be matching Sarika in speed, which was why she would have to employ some devious tactics if she wanted to get ahead. Specifically, closing the train car door in her face. Which was a tactic she would use repeatedly as she moved for the master bedroom car. 
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Guancyto</strong> on <strong>09-06-2017, 06:28:55</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/b/bc/Weretiger_maid_resized.png)</div>Name: Mitra Aporova<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden<br>Tagging: Open<br>Notes: Morning time problems<br><hr>Curtains were possibly begging to be turned into a suit! Mitra took them down with a gleam in her eyes (they could always get more curtains, right?). Unfortunately that was about as far as her plans went, as they promptly fell down on her, and her sudden thrashing and attempts to get out only had the effect of getting her more thoroughly tangled in those expanses of luxurious black fabric. By the end of her escape attempts she was completely bound up in the curtains, unable to so much as twitch her tail, her head poking out of a single opening and <br><br>"Well, this is a fine kettle of fish," she said to no one in particular, before shouting to whoever happened to be handy, "a little help, please!"<br><br>Surely the other maids would help her out of his predicament and totally not step over her to get at the Master, because they were such fine friends and such gentle souls. Well, Lucine as a vampire might not technically have a soul but that was beside the point really.<br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">OOC</div><div class="spoiler_body">Mitra attempts to use Skill to make a suit! It... doesn't go well. 1d6*2=1*2=2<br>At 2017-06-08 23:21:06, Mitra (uid: 56325) rolls: 1d6 Result: 1 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=103954)</div></div>
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>11-06-2017, 02:46:14</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i.imgur.com/EsmW6Xq.png)</div> <strong>Sarika, Lucine and Mitra</strong><br>Sarika and Lucine race through the halls like crazy, Lucine slamming door after door into Sarika as she tried to fly through the carriages and yet each stunning blow only increasing the raven maid's resolve.<br><br>Lucine sadly is taken out in the final stretch, when as she's running for the master's door a shambling mound of cutrains runs into her path and she goes right into it, landing in a tumble with Mitra who was most thoroughly stuck in the fabric.<br><br>Unfortunately for Sarika she didn't notice that Lucine had gone down into the fabric and thus assumed the next door was also her doing and so this time she got a good shoulder barge on it! She must have lost count of the carriages because that did mean she burst in on the rising master, who was yawning in dreamy morning eyed confusion at the sight of one of her staff busting through the door and arriving by the foot of her bed in a rain of splinters.<br><br>"Oh! Good morning Sarika" Mai she said, stretching her arms out to brush back some of her long red hair. "Is there something wrong with the door?"<br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">ooc</div><div class="spoiler_body">Be sure to roll if in competition! No roll means whoever did roll gets to win the contest so for this one Sarika gets it and 1d6 Favor for being the first to attend!<br><br>Of course she can easily lose that fast if it goes badly from here. &gt;:D <br></div></div>
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Metraxa</strong> on <strong>11-06-2017, 04:55:36</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i.imgur.com/lX0geO3m.png)</div>Name: Lucine Westbrook<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Some train car between the bedroom and the kitchen <br>Favor: 6<br>Spirit: 40<br>Tagging: Open, Sarika, Mitra<br>Notes: Disappointment<br><hr><br>"Noooo!" A cry involuntarily tore free as a mass of curtains suddenly moved into her view, too rapidly for Lucine to dodge. She put her best effort into it of course, but with the sunlight closing in there were only so many places she could move, and it was not enough to stop her from slamming into the obstacle in her way and being sent tumbling head over heels. <br><br>She came up just in time to watch with a sad pout as Sarika soared to victory, leaving hr with nothing but the bitter taste of disappointment. She had given it her best shot, but somehow her opponent had pulled together the coordination needed to actually pass her and win. Though she totally would have if not for....what was this anyway?<br><br>A confused search revealed that there was a being inside all this fabric, and she was soon able to reveal Mitra inside. "...This better not be from a train car that I need," she huffed as she glared between the girl and the blackout curtains. She had no intention of getting an involuntary suntan because someone had decided to remove the shades without telling anyone. <br><br>After a moment she sighed, giving in. "Alright, what are you trying to do?" she asked as she helped the other maid free herself. And the night had been going so well too.
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>JoanieSappho</strong> on <strong>11-06-2017, 05:33:41</strong>
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			<dd class="postbody">
				<div class="floatleft">(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t295/JoanieSappho/Sekrit/6967b0c6e37e4256ceb19752f7a86432_zpsvu9js3d0.png)</div>Name: Sarika<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden<br>Tagging: Open, Mai, Mitra, Lucine<br>Notes: I win! The prize is a concussion.<br><hr><br>Sarika blinked a few times, both because of the abuse her head had taken and, of much more immediate interest, the radiant presence of her Mistress.<br>"...yes." She replied after a few moments. It was not, strictly speaking, a lie given the state the door was now in, although it had probably been perfectly fine until just a few moments ago.<br>She dropped to a knee and lowered her gaze, both to show her undying respect and obedience and also because, even more than usual, Sarika found it hard to think while she looked at Mai, especially in her current state.<br><br>"How may I serve you?" she asked, even as her thoughts drifted off into some interesting directions.
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Guancyto</strong> on <strong>11-06-2017, 15:24:21</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(https://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/b/bc/Weretiger_maid_resized.png)</div>Name: Mitra Aporova<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden<br>Favor: 8<br>Stress/Spirit: 0/30<br>Tagging: Open, Lucine, Sarika<br>Notes: Recruiting help!<br><hr>"Oh, hello!" Mitra said cheerfully, her head poking out of the tangled-up mess of curtains. She had managed to free her shoulders too, although she was dangerously close to starting to wriggle out of her uniform in the bargain. Lucine could get her free, but she was going to have to be pretty careful if she wanted to preserve the other maid's dignity. "I seem to be a little tied up at the moment making a suit for our guest, but don't worry, let me just get free and I'll get you free and everything will be okay."<br><br>The fact that this proposal was the precise opposite of what was currently happening didn't dampen her spirits any. 
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Metraxa</strong> on <strong>12-06-2017, 01:27:47</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i.imgur.com/lX0geO3m.png)</div>Name: Lucine Westbrook<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Some train car between the bedroom and the kitchen <br>Favor: 6<br>Spirit: 40<br>Tagging: Open, Mitra<br>Notes: Disappointment<br><hr><br>Normally Lucine wouldn't have batted an eye at ending up with a nude Mitra as the outcome of her efforts. She'd been alive long enough that that sort of thing to not be really embarrassing for her. But some careful consideration realized that the Master bedroom was right over there, and having her walk out to find one of hr maids naked might not go over that well. At least, not for Lucine who could be implicated because she was nearby. That would do irreparable damage to her relationship with the Master. <br><br>She was definitely going to have some kind of bird meal tomorrow. <br><br>With a sigh, she got to work. "Alright, just move when I tell you to and we'll have you out in a few moments," she announced, putting on an air of mock happiness. There was absolutely nothing wrong, so the sooner she got this done the better off they would both be when it came down to it.<br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">OOC</div><div class="spoiler_body">At 2017-06-11 18:26:49, Lucine (uid: 60601) rolls: 1d6 Result: 1 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=103982) x 2 = 2</div></div>
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Premier</strong> on <strong>13-06-2017, 23:12:56</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i.imgur.com/EsmW6Xq.png)</div> <br><strong>Sarika</strong><br><br>The master seems to be in a good morning mood as she seems to ignore the door problem for now, it's not like it was bothering her. <br><br>"Help me get ready for the picnic?" she says, lifting the covers off herself and slipping sideways on the bed to stand on the floor in her underwear, her hair the usual tangled mess after a long sleep. "A quick bath and getting my hair straight would be just perfect~ I'm looking forward to what outfit you've picked out for me!"<br><br>You have not picked out an outfit for her. She must never know.<br><br><strong>Lucine and Mitra</strong><br><br>Lucine and Mitra work together as a team! To the left, to the right! Lift! Separate! Squirm! Wriggle! Pull!<br><br>Their team effort ends up with both Lucine and Mitra firmly stuck in the tangled mess of curtains and this was going to make moving about very difficult, especially with all the rubbing going on right now. Keeping uniforms intact with vampire strenght and cat girl claws in close proximity was going to be a real challenge. Also is the master getting up? Sounds like she's about to come out to go to the bathing cart any second now. WHAT DO?<br>
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Maid: Randomly Generated Lewdness (IC)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>JoanieSappho</strong> on <strong>14-06-2017, 00:50:02</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t295/JoanieSappho/Sekrit/6967b0c6e37e4256ceb19752f7a86432_zpsvu9js3d0.png)</div>Name: Sarika<br>Time: Early Morning<br>Location: Garden<br>Tagging: Open, Mai, Mitra, Lucine<br>Notes: Her ... her hair? SO LEWD!! O////O<br><hr><br>Sarika had to fight to keep control of herself at the sight that greeted her as the Master stood, her body barely covered by anything while her hair fell around her face and shoulders - and she would get to touch that hair!<br>"O... of course, my queen," she replied. She hadn't thought of any clothes, but then it hardly mattered. Her master could make anything look good. All she had to do was pick a relatively consistent outfit and it would work. And then she would<em> brush her hair!</em><br>It took a lot of effort to not squeal with delight, but Sarika managed it.<br><br>"I'll have your outfit ready and a brush in hand when you return," she promised,and waited until the Master was out of sight before she tried to find a good arrangement of clothing.<br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">Spoiler: Click to Show/Hide</div><div class="spoiler_body">If I got that favour, then I got 4 &nbsp;(https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=104049)of it.</div></div>
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