Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)
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				Title: <strong>Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Lycan Queen</strong> on <strong>01-07-2009, 22:03:45</strong>
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				<div align="center"><span class="bbc_u"><em>Lycan no Chaos Productions and Twilight Blade Studios presents...</em></span></div><br>Long, long ago, in a land far away, where the fourth wall was broken at least once a day. The catpeople lived, and if you believe, all the males, every one of them, had been named Steve. The men choose nicknames to tell who was who, and the cats loved their musicals, for they always sang one or two. Now the story I tell is of princess and a pirate, and I've lost the rhyme, but who cares? Adventure, song, romance, danger, you'll find it all in....<br><br><div align="center"><span class="bbc_u"><strong><span style="font-size: 18pt;" class="bbc_size">STEAMPUNK LESBIAN CATGIRLS: THE MUSICAL</span></strong></span></div><br><div align="center"><span style="font-size: 14pt;" class="bbc_size">Starring: Aki Yuichi Shindou and Zoe Twinscythe<br>Co Starring: The Gay Steve, Captain Steve Pidgeon, "Antonio" (AKA Steve)<br>Also starring: Christopher Walken, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Sarah Palin as Steves</span></div><br><strong>[[Scene fades in to a peaceful town in the desert. As the camera zooms in to the restaurant, a Steve can be heard saying, "Hey, how come we don't have an intro song?"<br><br>Another Steve snaps, "Because. Now stick to the script!"<br><br>"We're extras, we don't have scripts..."]]</strong><br><br>"AKI YUICHI SHINDOU! IS THAT SOUP READY YET?"<br><br>The half merfolk snapped from her trance, the scent of almost boiling soup catching her nose. Quickly, she grabbed the hot pot and moved it to a cooler part of the stove, wiping the sweat from her brow. She was almost done with her shift, so she had to make it snappy to serve up the last, hungry Steves. A spoon in hand, she moved with just as much speed to bring the pot out, serving them one by one. Time flew by from here, and before she knew it, she was collecting the dirty dishes and various tips the Steves had give her.<br><br>Back in the kitchen, she spotted an old friend, Arianna, waiting for her outside the window. "Not done yet," she said, "just got to wash the dishes and clean up."<br><br>"I don't get it," Arianna sighed, "you're the mayor's daughter. Why are you being a waitress in this tiny little shop? You've got it made! Plus," she added with a grin, "you're engaged to that handsome investor from the city."<br><br>Yuichi shook her head, replying, "But that's not what I want. To be some wife to a rich snob and do nothing? No...." She felt the words rise right from her heart, and sang.<br><br><em>"I want adventure in the great, wide, somewhere<br>I want it more than I can bear.<br>And for once, it might be grand<br>To have someone understand.<br>I want so much more than they've got planned...."</em><br><br><strong>[[Just as they were about to continue talking, a voice came out of nowhere, a Steve shouting, "Copyright!" The girls ignore it.]]</strong><br><br>Her eyes shone with excitement, and she added, "You know that they've discovered this marvelous thing called Ether, and are using it to fuel their great powered machines in the city? I've heard that it lights up in the nighttime with all kinds of strange, new things!"<br><br>Arianna rolled her eyes. "Yeah, but who needs all those new gadgets when you're on the frontier? I mean, aside from those savage Nagas, life's pretty fine here."<br><br>She knew she could never convince her friend, let alone her father, so Yuichi decided against pushing the point forward. "Yeah, I suppose so. Still....To have at least one adventure before I die...that would be amazing..."
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				Title: <strong>Re: Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Zoe Twinscythe</strong> on <strong>02-07-2009, 00:08:03</strong>
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				"You're sure about this one right?" The catgirl's ear twitched slightly as she peeked into the back room of the little restaurant, "I mean a mayor's daughter working in a little diner like this?"<br><br>Steve smiled, "Honey, I'm telling you, there's no doubt." he put his hands on his hips and nodded, "This one is right for sure." he reached in his pink shirt pocket and withdrew a photo taken from a newspaper, "See?" he handed it to his boss.<br><br>Zoe looked between the picture and the girl in the back room as a grin crept onto her face, she started to giggle softly as she held the clipping into the air, "So...are you ready Steve?" she spoke in a voice that sounded like she'd be happy to take on the world.<br><br>To an unobservant listener, one might think that music suddenly floated out of nowhere, to an observant one, they would see a catgirl dressed somewhat like Zoe hiding in the bushes with a one man band providing musical accompaniment, with an upbeat catchy broadway sounding song.<br><br><br><em>"We haven't had this kind of luck before,<br>Surely lady fortune is on our side today!"</em><br><br>Zoe twirled slightly as she sang, keeping an on the girl in the kitchen.<br><br><em>"Yes, you're right, you know what this is.<br>This is where we catch you up, this is when you get to know<br>This is where we get to show...</em><br><br>Steve suddenly chimes in, in a deep baritone voice that he never uses while speaking, <em><strong>The introoooooooo!</strong></em><br><br><em>Yeah you heard it here first, the mighty bandit's Zoe's here, to give all the men some fear, and I'll give you a hint my dear, this is where it starts!</em><br><br><em>"Theeee introoooooooo!</em><br><br><em>"Weeeee've been looking for a good catch...for many many moons! Finally, here it is, our golden opportunity!</em><br><br>Zoe grinned at the scene inside the kitchen, <em>When she comes out, we'll ask her the question, sure she won't answer, but who gives a damn? We'll take her home and then call her daddy, then we'll finally be made!</em><br><br><em>"Made in the shade!"</em><br><br><em>So sit right down, enjoy the show, what more would you like to know? The story is about to start, please turn off all pagers and cell phones!</em><br><br><em>"We better not hear any cell phones!</em><br><br><em>"Welcome, to, the show!"</em><br><br>The girl in the bushes stops playing and falls on her back, mumbling about deserving more pay when a blond girl comes up to Zoe and whispers something in her ear. Zoe grins, "Alright everybody, places! When she gets out we strike!"
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				Title: <strong>Re: Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Lycan Queen</strong> on <strong>02-07-2009, 00:45:23</strong>
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				With the last dish done, Yuichi wiped the sweat from her brow and scratched her ears a little, looking to her friend with her mismatched eyes, the left one green and the right one blue. "I'll be out right after I talk with my boss." From there, she walked out of the kitchen, completely unaware of how her life was about to change forever.<br><br>Meanwhile, Arianna waited patiently, knowing how, despite Yuichi having the first song, <span class="bbc_u">she</span> was the true main character. Afterall, she was secretly-<br><br>"Oooh! A demonic duck!" And that was more than enough to distract Arianna.<br><br>Yuichi, on the other hand, had come out the other end with a check in hand and a compliment from the boss for her excellent work. Too bad she would have to leave once she got married....and the thought caused her to shiver involuntarily. Married to that rich snob, forced to leave her job and serve as a good little housewife.<br><br><em>"Marriage? Children? What's it to me?<br>That's all they say is meant to be<br>I'm stuck in a system with no escape<br>I cannot breath, I'm going to break<br>Please, set me free<br>To the city so I can be<br>Who I want, who I am<br>Set me free, for I am damned...<br>To marriage..."</em><br><br>She sighed, and walked out the door, a little tear in her eye. Her words always fell deaf on whatever higher power existed up above, and she was beginning to lose hope that there was anyone there in the first place. All that lay before her now was the path laid out before her by her father, a fate worse than death.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Zoe Twinscythe</strong> on <strong>02-07-2009, 01:04:50</strong>
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				From out of the bushes came a woman dressed as a flower girl, in a pink dress, brown boots, a pink bow, and a long haired brown wig as a disguise, in her basket she had several pretty flowers of all colors, she spotted Yuichi and smiled, walking up to her with grace, and again the music from the bushes started to play, this time something like one would hear in a Disney princess movie.<br><br><em>"Excuse me lovely young lady, I have a question of great import."</em><br><br>The woman did a small twirl on her showed her basket of flowers.<br><br><em>You see I am a flower girl, it's a living of a sort.</em><br><br>Several small green cactus looking creatures twirled by in the background behind the woman, who did a spin as she moved around Yuichi.<br><br><em>A woman such as you must be wise of the finer things, so I come to you for expertise on one very simple thing...</em><br><br>The woman's last spin had put her behind her prey, quickly as she would spin, the woman who looked oddly like a copyrighted character reached into her basket and pulled out a beautiful white flower, holding it up to Yuichi's nose somewhat forcefully to make sure the girl breathed it in.<br><br><em>"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?</em> she grinned as the woman went slack in her arms, several of her associates came out of the bushes nearby, except the one man band girl, who played a few more notes.<br><br><em>"Hee hee...that's what I thought."</em><br><br>The woman smiled and whipped off the wig, reviling her long blue hair and cat ears, "Load her up girls, get going, but be gentle, this one's cute. Use the nice ropes please." she said as she took one final look around, they hadn't been seen, "Very good." She grinned as she followed her gang as they loaded yuichi on their truck.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>TheVillain</strong> on <strong>02-07-2009, 01:18:15</strong>
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				[OOC:<em> I apologize profusely for interrupting the flow and posting in a thread I have no right to be in, but there's something that has to be said about this thread that I'd never forgive myself for not sharing with the world.</em><br><br><span class="bbc_u"><strong><em>Best. Title. EVER!</em></strong></span> ]
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				Post by: <strong>Lycan Queen</strong> on <strong>03-07-2009, 06:02:14</strong>
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				As the world began to reform around her, Yuichi's cat tail flickered minutely, and her ears twitched. Things were dark, making it hard to distinguish any of the silhouettes hovering around her. She could hear voices, vaguely, talking to each other in bemused, arrogant voices. Sitting up, her head spun lightly, catching her offguard as she tried to figure out where she was. Last she remembered, some flower girl asked if a particular flower she had smelled of something...and then darkness. Her eyes finally adapted, and she looked around at the group. Mostly women, although one many in a bright, rainbow colored shirt that pressed tightly to his chest stood out among the crowd. Whoever this eccentric man was, certainly he knew what was going on and why she had passed out. One thing was for sure, she wasn't in Isden anymore.<br><br>"Excuse me, uh....."<br><br>"Steve," he answered happily through a slight lisp, pushing his way through the women, "Good to see you up, honey, the effects of the chloroform were supposed to wear off by now. And darling, let me tell you, you have one helluva snore."<br><br>"....Right. Now, where am I?"<br><br>A little sparkle shone from Steve's eye, the one man band catgirl in the background heaving a small sigh, muttering another phrase under her breath about needing more pay and better benefits, and started up the music as Steve did a neat little twirl, singing.<br><br><em>"My, aren't you the lucky one today?"</em> he sang as he pulled Yuichi to her feet, pulling her through the crowd as he continued. <br><br><em>"Chosen from all the others, picked out of the fray,<br>Let me tell you, princess, just listen here<br>That home you know, and love so dear?"</em><br><br>He pulled her close so that their eyes met, giving a sweet, sinister smile as he added, <em>"Isn't coming back. You're our hostage."</em> That last note was struck down several octaves lower than the rest of the song, ending with a deep, playful chuckle. Steve twirled Yuichi in his arms as he went on.<br><br><em>"Now I am no main character, I'm the gay sidekick, so what do I know?<br>Our humble leader, who brought you here, is the star of the show...."</em><br><br>He pointed behind him, to a mesh of old curtains with little pink stars all over them, waiting for the right moment for their glorious leader to make her appearance. Yuichi just wanted to know what the hell was going on, and why this guy in tight rainbow colors was singing.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Zoe Twinscythe</strong> on <strong>03-07-2009, 09:09:57</strong>
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				The room sudden;y went dark save for three spotlights on the curtain, the one man band girl started to play her music slower. A long leg appeared from the side of the curtain, then, through it stepped a blue haired catgirl wearing what could only be described as a pirate uniform, if pirates were also big time Broadway enthusiasts.<br><br><em>"How does...it...feel little girl? Here all alone, taken away from your home and your throne?"</em>The woman stated to sing, the tempo of the music picking up slightly, as the blue haired woman walked slowly towards Yuichi, one step after the other.<br><br><em>"Say what is that? Who am I? What is this? <br>Silly girl. You don't know? Oh my!"</em><br><br>The lights come up and at this time, the rest of the crew had changed into similar outfits as their leader, making a world record for fastest clothes change during a musical number. the one man band girl picks up the tempo faster now, The blue haired woman also picks up the pace.<br><br><em>"You see my lovely young, lass, you're in a delicate situation, <br>I wouldn't be afraid but you're also in quite a pinch, <br>for no one's here to save you, now isn't that a bitch?" </em><br><br>The other girls start to sing back up for Zoe, who is now walking around Yuichi as she sings.<br><br><br><em>"You fell right in, you had no chance, <br>for you see, the plot chose you to dance! <br>Welcome aboard! Girls!" </em><br><br>Zoe spun around to the other girls in the area, they all respond in unison with a singsong, <br><em>"Yes mistress?"</em><br><br><em>"Into who's clutches has this little beauty fallen?</em> She grinned, seeming to enjoy this routine far too much for her own good.<br><br><em>"How could she not know? You're a legend!</em> The girls shout in time with the music, they shake their heads, <em>"Zoe the Bandit Queeeeeeeen!"</em> They sing as they lock arms and do a fairly complicated dance number, the poor one man band catgirl doing her best to keep up with everything.<br><br>Zoe walks slowly up to Yuichi and as she's right in front of her, the lights come down and the music suddenly stops, all motion from the other girls in the room seems to stop as the only light are on the two main characters of the story. Zoe spends a moment grinning down at the girl, "You love, are our meal ticket, I'm sure you want to be back with your daddy and your happy little fairy tale life, so, how about we get him on the line and we'll tell you how many zero's we want on the end of the check?"<br>
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				Title: <strong>Re: Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Lycan Queen</strong> on <strong>14-07-2009, 02:43:41</strong>
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				Blink. Blink. Blink. Yuichi stood there and stared, long after the performance was done, looking into the Bandit Queen's eyes, and attempting to understand what she had been thrown into. She was kidnapped by the most notorious band of bandits known throughout the entire area. No going back to work, no long days with Arianna, no chat times with daddy by the fire....all of it taken away from her in a single moment. And most of all, she was not going to get married.... Her body shook, tears welled up in her eyes, and she gently reached out to bring Zoe's hand into hers. Words almost seemed to fail her, until finally she said...<br><br>"Oh thank god! Finally!" she held the bandit's hand and did a little jump for joy, "Finally! Freedom! No more desert town! No more daddy! No more being engaged to that chauvinistically pig Antonio! Please, don't bring me back. I want adventure! Take me with you!" This was her only chance she had to escape the world she once lived in and she was not going to let it slip away. "Please! I'll do anything! I want to become a bandit like you guys!"
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				Title: <strong>Re: Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Zoe Twinscythe</strong> on <strong>14-07-2009, 22:10:22</strong>
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				Zoe blinked once, then twice, then looked back at Steve, "Steve...do we ever have a musical number for this one?" she asked in a harsh whisper. Steve shrugged and looked at the one man band catgirl, "Do we One cat band girl?" he asked.<br><br>"I've got a name you know!" the catgirl shouted, then scowled, "And no, we don't have a song for the event that the victim of the kidnapping is crazy and wants to join the gang. I'll pass it down the line to get to work on writing one though."<br><br>Zoe spoke up again, "Do that, one for admittance and one for refusal, it looks unprofessional if we don't have a song for every occasion."<br><br>The one man band catgirl just waved her hand dismissively as she walked deeper into the base, mumbling about the whole crew is crazy, leaving Zoe to look back at the <em>"Prisoner"</em>, "Alright, what is it that you can bring to this gang that would make you worth more than the ransom we'd get for selling you back to your pops? Do you even know what you have to do to join this group?"
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				Title: <strong>Re: Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Lycan Queen</strong> on <strong>02-08-2009, 12:27:54</strong>
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				Yuichi paused to think, her tail swishing from side to side absentmindedly. Her thoughts raced all over the place, dreaming up all kinds of possibilities with her newfound freedom, so there was no chance she'd let this go. "Well.... I do know how to cook already, since I worked in a restaurant....And I'm a really fast learner if you want me to do anything else!" She pondered a bit more, and added, "Besides, my dad isn't that rich. We're a tiny little desert town. How much money did you think we had?"<br><br>"So that leaves the task I need to do to get accepted into this group. Do you want me to rob a train? Kill a man?" Her tone might've been a little too enthusiastic about the whole thing, but she didn't care. She said all this very fast, matching the speed of her thoughts. Whatever the Bandit Queen had in store for her, she was ready. Anything to escape Antonio...
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				Title: <strong>Re: Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Zoe Twinscythe</strong> on <strong>02-08-2009, 18:44:17</strong>
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				Zoe stared blankly at the girl for a moment, then shook her head, "We're bandits kid, not murderers. We try to avoid bloodshed as much as we can anyway." She shrugged, walking around Yuichi slowly, almost predatory in her movements. "So are you telling me you haven't noticed it yet?" she asked curiously, she snapped her fingers, several of her gang stood up, upon another snap, they sat down again.<br><br>Steve chimed in, "Zoe's gang is all female, well, save for me, but inside you could say I'm a real bitch." He giggled to himself, letting Zoe pick up with her speech.<br><br>"These girls are all my partners, my friends, and lovers." she paused for a moment, letting that sink in, "We're as close as a group of people can possibly be, we share everything, and in order for you to join this group, you would have to be comfortable with doing the same." She grinned, stopping her walk behind Yuichi, wrapping her arms around the girl slowly and leaning in near her ear, grinning and whispering, "Do you understand what I'm telling you little runaway?"<br>
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				Title: <strong>Re: Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Lycan Queen</strong> on <strong>24-01-2010, 03:13:26</strong>
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				((REVIVAL POST, GO!))<br><br>Lovers? Women with other women? She had heard of the all female gang of bandits, but this was certainly news to her. As Zoe's arms wrapped around her, she felt a deep blush rush over her features, and her own catail twitch in response. Yuichi had no idea what to say, and for the longest time, an awkward silence fell over the conversation entirely. Lovers? She couldn't comprehend what the idea of being with another woman would be like, let alone multiple. There had to be some way out of this, some way to convince Zoe to let her join but to avoid being thrown to the fishes. Turning around, she looked Zoe in the eye deeply, scarlet blush creeping over every bit of her face. It was then the gentle music started and the lights dimmed down, and she knew exactly what had to be done.<br><br><em>"Don't you see what's happening here?<br>The music so quiet, so dear?<br>The lights around the others dim<br>They are not important<br>As we've been chosen by fate's whim for..."</em><br><br>From out of no where, a stage light beamed down upon Yuichi and Zoe as she continued to sing.<br><br><em>"For it's the mandatory romance plot<br>Now that it's started, there's no stopping<br>A scene here, a scene there<br>Development everywhere<br>Until we at last share one final kiss..."</em><br><br>Taken in by the moment, the other catgirls break out into a perfect chorus, each of them getting out a candle and waving it in the air. The one cat band girl busts out of nowhere, wielding an electric guitar, playing a slow power chord in time with them as Yuichi sung.<br><br><em>"The Mandatory romance plot<br>Where the montages all play<br>Get female watchers interested<br>The romance plot to stay<br><br>Oh say..say I'll stay...<br>Virginity's a sacred thing<br>That's what we'll learn today<br>'Cause the mandatory romance plot...<br><br>It will happen in every plot<br>The mandatory romance plot<br>Always starts out this way..."</em><br><br>As the music died down, Yuichi gave Zoe a small smile, "Besides," she added, not quite sure where the information or the song came from, "a good lesbian scene is great for ratings, but a well done plot line that leads up to many great lesbian scenes? Think of the ratings!"
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				Title: <strong>Re: Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Zoe Twinscythe</strong> on <strong>16-04-2010, 08:53:03</strong>
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				(We interrupt this RP for breaking news from Zoe's dressing room.)<br><br>Zoe, wearing a green robe and bunny slippers sits cross-legged and pouts as she rereads the thread up to this point. "Now this is just sad, I mean it's been like two months now and no posts? I just can't work under these conditions." She sighs, looking at Steve, "And Steve, why don't I have top billing on the remade intro post?" <br><br>Steve looks up from his pink DS, "Well Zoe, It's probably because you didn't make the first post, as far as the delays, you know how writers are, fickle, strange people that can't force themselves write anything for fear it will come out crap.<br><br>Zoe pinches the bridge of her nose and then looks up suddenly, cat ears twitching, "Wait a second...if you and I are here having this conversation...that means the writer is back! QUICK STEVE, WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO OUR PLACES!" She shouts, jumping out of her chair and changing back into her costume.<br><br>After rushing back onto the stage where most the catgirls had taken up sleeping, Zoe claps her hands, "Alright people, we're back on the air, up an' atem get it together look alive!" she shouts as her band slowly wakes up, "We're live in Three, two one...!"<br><br>--------------<br><br><br><br>It was a moving musical, if it were a charisma roll it would be a DC 20, Zoe was impressed, she smirked.<br><br>Zoe snaps her fingers slowly in time with her words, the next bit coming out more like a slow beatnik poem than a real song<br><em>"Ohh I just love it when their fiesty.<br>Thinking they can pull one over on me.<br>They com in with a song and dance,<br>They end up losing their pants.</em><br><br>The girls in the back are now snapping along with her.<br><br><em>"But I'll tell ya what girl, since you're not into smut girl,<br>Your song has a point, I guess you can stay 'round this joint<br>If only cuz the plot won't go anywhere if ya don't</em><br><br><br>One of the catgirls pipes up with, "That has got to be the worst beatnik impersonation ever mistress."<br><br>Zoe just glares up to her, "Hey, you try coming up with songs on the spot every minute and a half."<br>
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				Title: <strong>Re: Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Lycan Queen</strong> on <strong>13-05-2010, 17:55:41</strong>
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				Yuichi mentally crossed her fingers as her song came to a close, holding her breath as she waited for the results of her obvious diplomacy roll. Within her mind, a small part of her could already hear the Barry Manalow music playing in the background, knowing that lesbians never got a mandatory romance plot unless it was a gay story. Her ears flickered at the thought, looking around from the catgirls to the Steve in pink, and suddenly it all made sense. Of course she was in a gay story, for there wasn't a single straight person to be found in the main cast! That was then she heard Zoe's beatnick impression, and thought it would be best to answer and not mentally dwell, as that was a technique writers used to fill out there posts with things not directly related to the plot.<br><br>"Oh," she cried, grabbing Zoe's hand, "Thank you, thank you! You won't regret this!"<br><br>"Well that's about as fine as a new pair of shoes," Steve piped in, "But you were supposed to be our hostage, a one way ticket to an endless shopping spree! Now that you've defected, how in the name of steamed dumplings are we going to get any dough?"<br><br>She thought for a while, and then a lightbulb appeared over her head. "I know! There's a big train coming into town in the next few days, and its full of rich people. We should crash their party and steal anything worth anything!"<br><br>Steve raised his eye at her curiously. "I don't know... We got the supplies to do it, but something ain't right here, and it ain't my outfit. Honey, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that you've been planning some kind of crazy stunt way before we picked you up."<br><br>Yuichi bit her lip, looking away, still blushing. He was certainly observant of her. "Well....I really didn't want to marry that Antonio dude, and I was getting pretty desperate for ideas to escape. Everyone at town new my face, so I couldn't just take the next train out, and I'm only half merfolk, so even if I returned to the sea, it's not like I'd be welcomed there..."<br><br>"Whoa, whoa whoa! You're telling me that your daddy, the mayor of that tiny little town in the middle of nowhere, banged a mermaid and had you? What the hell kind of writer would think of such a weird backstory for their character? Are you..."<br><br>"Never mind that," Yuichi said, quickly interrupting Steve. She turned to Zoe, making her best eyes at the leader. Yesh, she had to resort to flirting to get what she wanted. "Mistress Zoe, mighty bandit queen, I promised that I would help your cause, and this is the best way I know how. They're going to be arriving into town within the next two days, so if we're going to do this, we need you to give the word."<br><br>Everyone's gaze turned to Zoe, wondering what their crazy leader was going to do.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Zoe Twinscythe</strong> on <strong>14-07-2010, 19:52:15</strong>
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				Zoe squinted her eyes at Yuichi, "Hey now girl, you may have earned a free ride with us, but don't go trying to flirt your way around here too much, do that and I assure you the girls an' I will be singing songs about how loudly you moan." She gives her hands a quick clap, smiling, "For right now, cut the bullshit. Don't call me mistress unless I've got you tied up and begging for me to let you cum." She grins, then turns to Steve.<br><br>"Alright Steve, you heard the girl, Big money, big prizes, and who knows what else is gonna be on that train, been awhile since Zoe and her bandits have pulled a real heist. Make sure the Dildo rockets are in working order. The Pheromone Launchers need to be in tip top shape. And most importantly, make sure we have plenty of Smooth jazz, we get the whole train in the mood and taking their stuff will be as easy as the desperate girl on prom night."<br><br>Steven chuckled impishly and walked off, taking most of the catgirls with him to test out their arms and make sure things would be ready, mostly so there would be less characters for the Writers to look out for at once of course.<br><br>Zoe grins, "Alrighty, So, think we should do a time skip? Or do we want some time for some character Development?" she turns and asks Yuichi.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Lycan Queen</strong> on <strong>25-07-2010, 01:21:57</strong>
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				Caught in the act! Freezing up like a child with her hand in the cookie jar, Yuichi's face went bright red, and all of her words flew right out of her brain. She made a mental note not to try that again, especially since her brain still hadn't processed the idea of two women making love... She needed to once again bullshit her way out of this and escape. She didn't want to get married, but being a slave to the Bandit Queen? That's a plot she rather wanted to avoid. But enough filler!<br><br>She listened to Zoe's orders, her tail swishing back and forth idly. None of the weapons Zoe mentioned were familiar to her, and&nbsp; she was curious about what they did. Of course being the virgin of the plot, she was completely oblivious to the fact that the weapons were obviously very sexual in name. In her mind, she was picturing them blowing up the engine with some kind of rocket and releasing some kind of knock out gas to make everyone pass out. And when they got to Antonio... she was going to make him pay for sticking her in this no-win situation in the first place!!!<br><br>"Uh...." Steve had walked by and saw the dark grin coming on the half breed's mouth, "Shouldn't you be answering Zoe, before she gets really tempted to tie you up and make you beg?"<br><br>Oh right! Avoiding lesbianism... yes... She coughed and said, "Yeah, I think a time skip would work really well here. I mean..." She scratched the back of her neck, "I don't think this is a porno... I mean, whoever's reading this certainly isn't expecting us to suddenly take our clothes off and start making out. No, I think our story would be put up on a decent site with a PG-13 Terms of Service..." She sighed, and said, "Oh... who am I kidding? This isn't Gaia... Time skip, please."
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				Title: <strong>Re: Steampunk Lesbian Catgirls: The Musical! (Zeon_Twilight and Lycan Queen)</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Zoe Twinscythe</strong> on <strong>15-09-2010, 08:26:04</strong>
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				Zoe smirks, "Time skip it is then." she says, clapping her hands twice and in huge bold Letters the reader sees...<br><br><span style="font-size: 24pt;" class="bbc_size"><strong>A FEW DAYS <del>YATER</del></strong></span> <br><br>"Zeon it's 'later'" Steve whispers to the inept writer of this strange tale.<br><br>"Goddamn it, Typo"<br><br><span style="font-size: 24pt;" class="bbc_size"><strong>*LATER]</strong></span><br><br>"Extra bracket from your color coding."<br><br>"Oh fuck it, it's fine."<br><br>----------------------------<br><br>A catgirl wearing a tee shirt that reads, "Everyone aboard the plot train, WOOT WOOT" Steps out onto a darkened stage, a spotlight shining only on her.<br><br>"Naturally, the convenience of the plot train must be obeyed and so to avoid stagnation of the adventure, we move ahead to the morning of the raid." she takes a small bow and leaves the stage. We all consider just what sort of confusing thing we're witnessing here.<br><br><br>Alarm bell ring throughout Zoe's ship, Catgirls all seeming to be quietly doing their morning chores in spite of this, for we see shortly after that Zoe is still sleeping, a disapproving Steve standing over her with a bucket of water, "Hunny I told ya you'd get used to this alarm clock too, but ya never listen." with a swift motion Steve launches the water onto the Lesbian pirate queen.<br><br>The scream is heard throughout the ship. But the catgirls show no signs of concern.<br><br>It's just Monday, after all.
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