[Welcome to Night Vale] - [Citizen Files]
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				Title: <strong>[Welcome to Night Vale] - [Citizen Files]</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jag</strong> on <strong>11-11-2014, 21:32:50</strong>
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				<div align="center">(http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l521/ElliMichi/Night%20Vale/WTNVBanner_zps8c3bd98d.jpg)</div><br><br><div class="floatleft">(http://static.tumblr.com/9e6d0205c63284d161d47dbc84c431b2/bkxxitq/eZ5ms80r2/tumblr_static_cecil.png)</div><strong>Status:</strong> NPC<br><strong>Name:</strong> Cecil Palmer<br><strong>Age:</strong> Unknown<br><strong>Sex:</strong> He's working on that...<br><strong>Position:</strong> Main Host at the Night Vale Community Radio Station. The voice of Night Vale.<br><strong>Features:</strong> A man. With hair, a nose, and eyes. Not tall or short. Not fat or thin. Presumably human.<br><strong>History:</strong> Cecil very likely was born and grew up in Night Vale. It's implied that he went to school there and, recalling his perspective as a child, he briefly talks about his mother, who is described as being as strange and disconnected as the other town residents. She tells him that someone will kill him with a mirror one day. He notes that he misses her, so she may have either left Night Vale, or, more likely, died/been killed.<br><br>Cecil has some acting experience. He played Pippin in his school's avante-garde version of the musical "South Pacific."<br><br>He claims to have traveled to Europe during or after college, though he is not a reliable narrator (something he realizes and mentions occasionally), and it is unclear if those events actually took place. Cecil specifically mentions the countries of Svitz, Franchia, Luftnarp and seems completely unaware that they don't actually exist anywhere in Europe.<br><br>While in Europe, he was quite passionate with a beautiful ashen faced young man, but they were forced to part ways. There is a chance that this meeting happened all in his mind.<br><br>Otherwise, he has never mentioned leaving Night Vale and seems unaware of conditions outside of it. He does not have much knowledge of astronomy, as he does not know what the moon is and doesn't believe in the existence of mountains. He often doubts his own existence and the existence of other people. <br><br><strong>Trivia:</strong> He claims to be fighting lyme disease.
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - [Citizen Files]</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jag</strong> on <strong>11-11-2014, 21:33:56</strong>
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				<div class="floatright">(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0996c3eb33d00f5e9d3a09642ade8ea/tumblr_mrdkxnDtAU1sn6stdo1_500.png)</div><strong>Status:</strong> NPC<br><strong>Name:</strong> Carlos<br><strong>Age:</strong> Unknown<br><strong>Sex:</strong> Huh?<br><strong>Position:</strong> Scientist<br><strong>Features:</strong> *as described by Cecil* He is described as having a voice like caramel with oaky tones, dark and delicate skin, black hair with a "dignified, if premature, touch of gray at his temples", and a strong, square jaw and teeth "like a military cemetery." He wears a lab coat and in a later episode wearing a flannel shirt and jeans.<br><strong>History:</strong> He lives in or near his laboratory, which is next to Big Rico's Pizza and drives a Hybrid Coupe.<br><br>He has an unexplained source of funding to support his laboratory, equipment and studies. It is never clarified what kind of scientist he is. Given that he calls Night Vale "the most scientifically interesting community in the U.S.", he is probably a student of anomalous phenomena along with his more traditional specialties. <br><br>Calos and his team first investigate the nonexistent house in the Desert Creek housing development, and they ended up standing in the street in front of it, daring each other to go up and knock. They also reported that books "stopped working" and the library is currently an unsafe location.<br><br><strong>Personality:</strong> Carlos is not blasé about the strange and horrible events that occur in the small town and is often mentioned investigating the phenomenon. Carlos quickly becomes fearful for the people of Night Vale and tries to warn them about various dangers and events they seem unmoved by or enthusiastic about. His first attempt at trying to protect residents was when he visited the radio station. Upon picking up high levels of radioactivity from Cecil's mic, he gravely recommends that everyone at the station leave immediately (advice they cheerfully ignore). <br><br>Carlos is intensely focused on his work. Married to it, in fact. He rarely speaks about his feelings or and is rarely direct about non-scientific matters. It is unknown if he listens to Cecil's show and hears the things spoken about him.
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - [Citizen Files]</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jag</strong> on <strong>11-11-2014, 21:40:25</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/063/4/3/_i_am_this_close__by_murder_muffin_vd-d3awziz.jpg)</div><strong>Status:</strong> NPC<br><strong>Name:</strong> Dr. James Montgomery<br><strong>Age:</strong> Unknown, appears to around the same age as Carlos.<br><strong>Sex:</strong> Who would want to?<br><strong>Position:</strong> New President of the Greater Night Vale Medical Community<br><strong>Features:</strong> *as described by Cecil* Dr. Montgomery, unlike Perfect Carlos, is not perfect. That slick, slimy, cold, dead eyed type with unperfect hair and a narrow jaw.<br><strong>History:</strong> Came to Night Vale last Monday morning to set up shop in the warehouse across the street from Big Rico's Pizza and Carlos' lab. Given his profession, it's questionable why he would chose a warehouse. <br><br>There is nothing known about Dr. Montgomery before coming to Night Vale, but given the way Perfect Carlos was seen shouting at the warehouse door, they seem to have a possible history together.<br><br>Since the explosion that didn't happen on Wednesday, Dr. Montgomery has hired contractors from...outside Night Vale...to come in and fix the place up. To the disgust of the town, they rumour is that they are contractors from Desert Bluffs, but there is no proof of this yet.<br><br>He was also named President of the Greater Night Vale Community and is asking all citizens of Night Vale to come for a check up at his warehouse facility, even though he is an OB/GYN, he states that everyone should visit.<br><br><strong>Personality:</strong> No one has spoken with Dr. Montgomery as of yet. 
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - [Citizen Files]</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jag</strong> on <strong>11-11-2014, 21:41:23</strong>
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				<div class="floatright">(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/121/7/2/72b30a17eb54c93188fcbe5ca0a8867d-d4y2lhn.jpg)</div><strong>Status:</strong> NPC<br><strong>Name:</strong> Abigale Norwick<br><strong>Age:</strong> 21-30?<br><strong>Sex:</strong> Dr. Montgomery, apparently.<br><strong>Position:</strong> Dr. Montgomery's Nurse/Assistant<br><strong>Features:</strong> Strange markings on her neck. Bites, bruises, hickies, birthmarks? Definitely not self inflicted, whatever they are.<br><strong>History:</strong> Came to Night Vale last Monday morning with Dr. Montgomery to help set up shop across the street from Big Rico's Pizza and Carlos' lab.<br><br>Nothing is known about Nurse Norwick before coming to Night Vale.<br><br>Since the explosion that didn't happen on Wednesday, Nurse Norwick has been seen wandering around town, seeming to do nothing.<br><br><strong>Personality:</strong> Despite her association with the not-perfect doctor, those who have spoken with Nurse Norwick seem to think fairly well of her. She's always smiling and humming softly. She seems to enjoy being in Night Vale and is immersing herself fully into the community.<br><br>She even allowed the Sheriff's Secret Police reeducate her after the explosion that didn't happen. She seemed almost giddy about it.<br><br><strong>Trivia:</strong> Apprently very good at doing drum rituals.
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - [Citizen Files]</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jag</strong> on <strong>11-11-2014, 21:43:16</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/214/f/2/stationmanagement_by_stephankrosecz-d6gbpor.png)</div><strong>Status:</strong> NPC<br><strong>Name:</strong> Station Management<br><strong>Age:</strong> Eternal<br><strong>Sex:</strong> ...<br><strong>Position:</strong> Station Management <br><strong>Features:</strong> It is unknown what features Station Management is comprised of. It is also unknown how many beings Station Management is actually comprised of.<br><br><strong>History:</strong> Very little is known about Station Management, since nobody in Night Vale, even the staff, volunteers, and interns at Night Vale Community Radio, has actually seen any of them (or him, or her, or it). As far as anyone knows, Station Management never leaves their office. In fact, Station Management's residential status is entirely unclear; while they are on the list of Night Vale residents, it is entirely possible that Station Management commutes via some sort of portal, either within this dimension or perhaps between this one and some other dimension. <br><br>The only known way to communicate with Station Management is to shout at the appropriate office door in the station, and then wait for them to slip a memo under the door. Their responses often need to be interpreted by the station oracle.<br><br><strong>Trivia:</strong> Possibly the parent of the baby octopus that spawn in Cecil's coffee cup whenever he mentions the name 'Carlos' in a personal way during a broadcast.
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - [Citizen Files]</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jag</strong> on <strong>11-11-2014, 21:43:56</strong>
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				<div class="floatright">(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8d/63/3f/8d633fd0282878a63fd88088c37b1f1d.jpg)</div><strong>Status:</strong> NPC<br><strong>Name:</strong> Hooded Figures<br><strong>Age:</strong> Eternal<br><strong>Sex:</strong> I'm sure they reproduce by laying eggs, but this is just a guess.<br><strong>Position:</strong> Celebrated and Feared Ethereal Creatures<br><strong>Features:</strong> Tall. Hooded. Figures.<br><br><strong>History:</strong> A large number of mysterious Hooded Figures currently inhabit the town of Night Vale. Little is known about their history or why they came to Night Vale, but citizens are recommended to avoid the group as a whole. Despite this advice, there are numerous instances of Hooded Figure sightings around town. They frequently lurk around the Dog Park, the elementary school's playground, and are supposedly regular patrons of Big Rico's Pizza. They are even celebrated in the Night Vale Stadium, which is closed every day except for Night Vale's annual Parade of the Mysterious Hooded Figures on November 10th. There is one hooded figure who openly, uncontestedly steals babies. Citizens are advised to not even look at the hooded figures for any period of time, though Cecil and many others clearly ignore this suggestion without any apparent harm.&nbsp; 
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - [Citizen Files]</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jag</strong> on <strong>11-11-2014, 21:47:29</strong>
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				<div align="center">(https://ladygeekgirl.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/kevin.gif)<br>No records in Night Vale would ever carry information about a Desert Bluffs citizen.</div>
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - [Citizen Files]</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jag</strong> on <strong>11-11-2014, 21:48:34</strong>
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				<strong>Played By:</strong> Jagerin<br><strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Jez Orlot<br><strong>Age:</strong> Birthdays are subject to change on a daily basis since clocks don't work. However, the Secret Police issued my ID and it says 32.<br><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong> Pisces<br><strong>Blood Type:</strong> The red type.<br><strong>Sex:</strong> Depends on the placement of the moon.<br><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong> Spirit board, of course.<br><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong> Cecil's voice lulls me to sleep over the sounds of the World Government Helicopters every night.<br><strong>Position:</strong> Native Night Valer and New Radio Show Host<br><strong>Have you ever hosted a radio show before:</strong> Only in my mind and four of my past lives. <br><strong>What is the name of your show:</strong> The Hairy Ballerina<br><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong> My family was a founding family of Night Vale. We were part of the umpteenth group of travellers that passed through the area and we were the only ones not to move on. We've been here since the beginning. All family photo albums are confiscated though and we are subject to re-education should we actually discuss our family. <br><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong> Yes. Ghosts are beautiful, but they do not exist. <br><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong> Angels do not exist. I can't afford another re-education.<br><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong> Dear gods no! My family has been in Night Vale for centuries! We were a founding family. Desert Bluffs is an awful place.<br><strong>Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up:</strong> Only amphibian kinds.<br><strong>Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing:</strong> Of course. I know my duties to my city.<br><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong><br>(http://modblog.bmezine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/anna-labret.jpg)
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - [Citizen Files]</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>TheHangedOne</strong> on <strong>11-11-2014, 22:25:30</strong>
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				<strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Randolph Carter, but everyone calls him Randy.<br><strong>Age:</strong>By all accounts, he has circled the sun 25 times.<br><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong>Sagittarius<br><strong>Blood Type:</strong> O negative, but Grade A certified by the local Red Cross<br><strong>Sex:</strong>Male<br><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong> &nbsp;Telephone, in person, and by chanting his name three times; first softly, then silently, then scoldingly. You may then pick up any round glass, and communicate to him.<br><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong> The Sun told him. The Sun knows all. The Sun knows you.<br><strong>Position:</strong> Native to Night Vale. He currently runs a Chanting Den, known as The Echo-chamber, which can be found in Old Town.<br><strong>Have you ever hosted a radio show before:</strong> Only long enough to earn the Pirate Radio merit badge<br><strong>What is the name of your show:</strong>N/A, was 'enCHANTING'.<br><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong> Randolph was born in Old Town (http://nightvale.wikia.com/wiki/Old_Town). As such, he has gotten quite used to the screaming of the sun, and even has managed to grow a third eye on his forehead, as is typical of Old Town residents. Like some&nbsp; (but not all) children, he sprang out of his parents loins as a fully formed teenager. <br><br>When he received his scarlet envelope, letting him know he had been picked for the Boy Scouts (http://nightvale.wikia.com/wiki/Night_Vale_Boy_Scouts), he became quite eager and excited, and dedicated himself to the pursuit of merit badges quite merrily. He reached the rank of Blood Pact Scout, and has acquired the following badges:<br><ul class="bbc_list" style="list-style-type: decimal;"><li>Rope Tying badge</li><li>Eavesdropping badge</li><li>Besieging badge</li><li>Pirate Radio badge</li><li>Expert Chanting badge</li><li>Bloodstone Ritual Leader badge</li><li>Under-water basket weaving badge</li><li>Library Survival badge</li></ul> <br><br>He has three stamps on his Alert Citizen Card, and he once survived the Summer Reading Program, by properly chanting the Librarian Warding Chant and judicious use of his ritual Bloodstone. <br><br>Some times, he talks to the sun. Some times, the sun talks back. <br><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong> No. Never. Ghosts? That's ridiculous. Don't be silly.<br><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong> Of course not. Angels? That's ridiculous. Don't be silly.<br><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong> NO! Why would you think that? Who said that? Did you say that? Why, I oughta...!<br><strong>Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up:</strong> Nope.<br><strong>Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing:</strong> Nnnnoooooppppeeeeeee. I must tend to the chanting den. As every citizen of Night Vale knows, it is important to chant.<br><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong> <br>(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3a/31/65/3a31650ce5055304ab32db4525351cf8.jpg)
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - [Citizen Files]</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Blythe</strong> on <strong>11-11-2014, 22:33:11</strong>
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				<strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Ellen Markovy<br><strong>Age:</strong> 23<br><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong> Ares! Rawr!<br><strong>Blood Type:</strong> A+<br><strong>Sex:</strong> Female<br><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong> <em>(Please note that psychically will no longer be an option, thank you)</em> I...wait. I was confused enough being new to this town. What do you mean, "psychically"? Is that a joke? Haha, of course it is, because I'm new, right? I can be contacted via my cell phone first and my home phone second. :-)<br><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong> <em>(Psychically will be acceptable for this)</em> ...okay. "Psychically" is mentioned again here. Um....I was told that I needed to submit an applicatin upon entering the town by some gentlemen who claimed they were policemen. I assume this must be a gated community? <br><strong>Position:</strong> Newcomer to Night Vale (new resident, no radio show)<br><strong>Have you ever hosted a radio show before:</strong> <em>(if you're going to be a Radio Host)</em> N/A<br><strong>What is the name of your show:</strong> <em>(if a Radio Host)</em> N/A<br><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong> Well, I lived in Utah (horrible horrible Utah) for many years. I used to have a pen pal who lived here. I think he must have been Wiccan or something like that. But he spoke really highly of this place, and when I lost my job working for a newspaper in Salt Lake City, I decided that I needed a change in my life, and my friend suggested moving here! He said it would be exciting and that the night life was really something. I suppose I'm not too exciting myself; I'm just a journalist. I like writing, and I like discovering new things!<br><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong> Er....no?<br><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong> I'm just coming out of a bad on-again/off-again relationship with religion. So currently no.<br><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong> (if so, application may be denied) I've never heard of that place.<br><strong>Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up:</strong> I....yes. All of them. I don't like touching bodily fluids. Well, unless it's all in consenting fun and it's only one type of bodily fluid.<br><strong>Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing:</strong> You guys must have a high turnover rate! But I suppose that's common in jobs like this. So...sure!<br><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong> <br>(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/ac/f4/64/acf4644eca508e6b135b2e2a4dcc2608.jpg)
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - [Citizen Files]</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>TheShii</strong> on <strong>12-11-2014, 00:40:30</strong>
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				<br><strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Officer Lucas R. Trubulton (Classified)<br><strong>Age:</strong> Classified<br><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong> Very Classified<br><strong>Blood Type:</strong> The unbleeding kind (Not classified as this will strike fear into the enemy)<br><strong>Sex:</strong> Classified<br><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong> My walkie, it picks up all kinds of waves. <br><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong> Classified<br><strong>Position:</strong> Not the Sheriff's Secret Police <br><strong>Have you ever hosted a radio show before:</strong> Ultra classified<br><strong>What <del>is</del> was the name of your show:</strong> I called it, Safety and Me, Not you.. with Lucy (re-education has been scheduled)<br><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong> That's classified.<br><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong> Ghost's are not real, everyone knows that.<br><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong> Angel's are even less real than unreal ghosts.<br><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong> Of course not, in fact let's scowl ferociously and spit the name a few times.. *grumbles* peh... Desert Bluffs...DESERT bluffsssssss<br><strong>Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up:</strong> Classified<br><strong>Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing:</strong> I suppose if I am treated to lunch.<br><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong> <br>(http://i1148.photobucket.com/albums/o576/TheShii/References/3f6ae7c6-640c-4194-98e9-1730fef449fc_zpsc3f0d935.png)<br>
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - [Citizen Files]</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Kythia</strong> on <strong>13-11-2014, 21:33:32</strong>
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				<strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Roberta La Stagiere<br><strong>Age:</strong> 21<br><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong> Scorpio<br><strong>Blood Type:</strong> AB-<br><strong>Sex:</strong><br><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong> (Please note that psychically will no longer be an option, thank you) The La Stagieres are frequent visitors to the Radio Station, just hollar and someone who knows her will hear you.<br><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong> (Psychically will be acceptable for this)Family links<br><strong>Position:</strong> Native Intern<br><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong>The La Stagieres arrived in Night Vale fifty or sixty years ago, where they worked for free at the telegraph office.&nbsp; They then worked for free at the newspaper, now at the radio station.&nbsp; It is, apparently, to gain experience but few ever get a job in the media company they worked in, instead settling down to create the massive birth rate needed to cancel out the dangers of working for free in Night Vale.<br><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong> Once, he didn't see me though.<br><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong>No<br><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong> (if so, application may be denied) Of course not<br><strong>Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up:</strong> I've never tried cleaning up a few of them (bile, stomach acid, etc) so I can't really say for sure.&nbsp; Nothing yet though.<br><strong>Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing:</strong> No.<br><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong> (for Interns, make it pretty, cause this is the photo we will use for the Missing Persons posters and Funeral Announcements)<br>(http://www.tuxboard.com/photos/2010/11/Analisa-Kebaili-Miss-France-2011.jpg)
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - [Citizen Files]</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Galanthor</strong> on <strong>15-11-2014, 14:04:13</strong>
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				<div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">"Please ignore this Folder"</div><div class="spoiler_body"><span style="font-family: Papyrus;" class="bbc_font"><span style="font-size: 20pt;" class="bbc_size">Classified information about Darius Blake.</span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;" class="bbc_size">that is untill you opened the damn Folder! Well done! Hope you are happy now, you made me Cry :'(</span></span><br><br><strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Darius Blake<br><strong>Age:</strong> 5² minus Squareroot of 3.<br><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong> Scorpio. Curse you. Curse your family! Curse your children! And your children’s children! Vile, vile Scorpio. <br><strong>Blood Type:</strong> The red one.<br><strong>Sex:</strong> Haven't looked yet...sometimes tentacles spread there...it's scary stuff.<br><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong> Oh that's easy! You must simply write your message in blood on a newborn, bury it below a willow and then call me on phone: 555-555 556. I guess mail is also an option, though...since the council banned writing utensils i'll only accept horse heads. As for email...my pc recently started a rebellion against humanity and while support claims it's normal, i refuse to use it.<br><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong> You're on the radio, genius. I admit to utilizing other sources however<br><strong>Name of Show Hosting:</strong> What you should be thinking<br><strong>Have you ever hosted a radio show before:</strong> Erm...does beaming subliminal messages in peoples heads count?<br><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong> Yeah...myself is a Jerk. Also he's a whore. He slept with my girlfriends! ALL OF THEM! Aside of that most information is classified. Mostly because I don't remember the details to well after I got whacked on the head. <br>Woke up in a Government agency, researching dark magic. I can't tell you the name because it's also name to an eldritch Terror...in hindsight that was a stupid idea.<br>Anyways...they did some wierd experiments...i think I grew tentacles during them...or did i loose them? Can't remember...there's a high pitched screech in my head whenever i try to. It sounds like dying screams...it's...very relaxing and i keep forgetting what i tried to do when I hear it.<br>At some point they offered me a job opening...I believe it was as a janitor, though the contract stated "slave". Helped cleaning up all the blood and while i did they tought me a little of their work. I understoood quick and soon did research myself. Nothing major though. Thought manipulation, torture...some transformations into horrible abominations. <br>Worked on a way to produce free Energy. I think I nearly had it when i got whacked on the head again. <br>I woke up in Nightvale and wanted to resume working as a Janitor, but found noone willing to fund my researches on making fuel out of toads.<br>Since I needed an income, generally have the tendancy to tell people what to think and researched how to force them to do so, I decided Radio might be a good idea.<br><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong> No. Ghosts aren't real. However i count some banshees to my closest friends and occasionally met people trapped between dimenstions.<br><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong> You mean Erika with a K? No, Erika lacks the ambition to ever achieve anything much, why should i believe in Erika if he/she doesn't truely believe in him/herself?<br><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong> My researches indicate that desert bluffs lived in each of us for the span of three seconds last Sunday, but no.<br><strong>Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up:</strong> Milk...if it ain't mixed with urin or blood.<br><strong>Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing:</strong> Actually I was hoping to borrow some of them for research.<br><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong> <br>(http://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/f/f2/Suit_denmark_by_camisicado-d2ykkb0.jpg)<br><br></div></div>
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - [Citizen Files]</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Dys Astyr</strong> on <strong>18-11-2014, 06:08:55</strong>
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				<strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Palo (Jo Aubrey according to "the Man")<br><strong>Age:</strong> The journey of the soul cannot be measured in years, as it moves from one vessel to the next and lingers between. (28)<br><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong> The burning sun was in Leo, the grinning moon in Cancer.<br><strong>Blood Type:</strong> Salty-sweet<br><strong>Sex:</strong> Tantric<br><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong>&nbsp; By words carried on the wind, or patterns of smoke across the pale desert sky. (Failing this, possibly cellphone would work too.)<br><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong> In the whispering of Father Sky and the rhythms of Mother Desert.<br><strong>Position:</strong>&nbsp; NV Native and Truth Seeker (Slacker)<br><strong>Have you ever hosted a radio show before:</strong> (if you're going to be a Radio Host)<br><strong>What is the name of your show:</strong> (if a Radio Host)<br><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong> I dwell in the Scrublands, communing with Mother Desert and Father Sky. I am a simple journeyer, seeking Truth. What better way to find this than to be open and attuned to that which gives us life? Here in Night Vale where the energies align in strange imponderable patterns all around us, are we not driven to seek? ( He squats in the Scrublands, occasionally coming back to his parents' place when he really, really needs to do some laundry or something of that nature. He would never presume to say he is enlightened, but if someone else happens to say he is, well... He is frequently seen around NV Community College, though it is unsure if he is still attending or just likes to hang around. He is completely preoccupied with seeking true meaning, his search for which precludes him from such trivialities as a "real job" and "responsibility". He has an annoying tendency to answer questions with questions, not always related to what's being discussed. While a bit of a layabout and possessing questionable hygenics, Palo is happy citizen of Night Vale, and loves the local community.)<br><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong> Are we not all spirits trapped between worlds?<br><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong> I could not know until I saw one, and if I saw one how would I know what I saw?<br><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong>&nbsp; The energy of Desert Bluffs is not conducive to spiritual journeys. (No.)<br><strong>Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up:</strong> Affairs of the body only distract from contemplation of the soul.<br><strong>Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing:</strong> We never know where the road will take us until we get there. (Yes.)<br><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong> (for Interns, make it pretty, cause this is the photo we will use for the Missing Persons posters and Funeral Announcements)<br>(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvjdbhKIAAAiyAw.jpg:large)<br><br>
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