[Welcome to Night Vale] - Night Vale Radio Station Employee Files
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				Title: <strong>[Welcome to Night Vale] - Night Vale Radio Station Employee Files</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Jag</strong> on <strong>06-10-2013, 15:38:33</strong>
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				<div align="center">(http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l521/ElliMichi/WTNVBanner_zpsc5a80e7b.jpg)</div><br><div align="center"><strong>***Note: Please label whether your character is a Radio Host, Intern, or Maintenance/Crew***</strong></div><br><strong>Radio Hostess</strong><br><strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Josie Posie<br><strong>Age:</strong> 27<br><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong> Pisces. Imaginative and sensitive. Compassionate and kind. Selfless and unworldly. Intuitive and sympathetic <br>Escapist and idealistic. Secretive and vague. Weak-willed and easily led<br><strong>Blood Type:</strong> AB+<br><strong>Sex:</strong> Female<br><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong> By snail mail. 322 Scrubrush Dr. The guest house.<br><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong> By luck, I was walking around looking for places that are hiring and saw the sign in the window. By the way, are those red marks on the hiring sign paint? They kind of look like bloody finger prints.<br><strong>Name of Show Hosting:</strong> Books to Live By<br><strong>Have you ever hosted a radio show before:</strong> Yes.<br><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong> <br>I'm new to Night Vale. I'm originally from Ohio, but I felt it was time for a change in life. So I told my manager at the Wobbly Radio Shack in Normal, Ohio to kiss my ass and started driving. I don't know how long I drove, but my gas meter never seemed to change. It just stayed on a full tank. <br><br>Then, it was the strangest thing...I saw an Arby's sign and realized how hungry I was. So I pulled in and grabbed myself a number 1 combo and stuffed my face for a few minutes. I have to say, normally I hate Arby's. It's much too greasy for my stomach to handle, but for some reason that bright red sign just looked so alluring. <br><br>Anyway, I climbed back into my car and it wouldn't start! It was the damnedest thing. The gas meter suddenly said it was on empty. <br><br>So yeah, been here about a month since then. Still can't get the car to start. I think something might be wrong with the gas tank or something. I don't really know much about cars. Luckily, this sweet old lady is letting me stay in her guest house. The people here are so nice. <br><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong> No.<br><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong> Sometimes.<br><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong> No. Is it a nice place?<br><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong> <br>(http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l521/ElliMichi/ee665b36-7148-4307-ba49-8352db690e11_zps9b1d9958.jpg)
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - Night Vale Radio Station Employee Files</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Galanthor</strong> on <strong>06-10-2013, 16:57:28</strong>
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				<span style="font-size: 14pt;" class="bbc_size">Nothing to see here. *drops folder* whoops. *walks of leaving the folder behind*</span><br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">"Please ignore this Folder"</div><div class="spoiler_body"><span style="font-family: Papyrus;" class="bbc_font"><span style="font-size: 20pt;" class="bbc_size">Classified information about new Radio host...</span><br><span style="font-size: 14pt;" class="bbc_size">that is untill you opened the damn Folder! Well done! Hope you are happy now, you made me Cry :'(</span></span><br><br><strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Darius Blake<br><strong>Age:</strong> 5² minus Squareroot of 3.<br><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong> Scorpio. Curse you. Curse your family! Curse your children! And your children’s children! Vile, vile Scorpio. <br><strong>Blood Type:</strong> The red one.<br><strong>Sex:</strong> Haven't looked yet...sometimes tentacles spread there...it's scary stuff.<br><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong> Oh that's easy! You must simply write your message in blood on a newborn, bury it below a willow and then call me on phone: 555-555 556. I guess mail is also an option, though...since the council banned writing utensils i'll only accept horse heads. As for email...my pc recently started a rebellion against humanity and while support claims it's normal, i refuse to use it.<br><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong> You're on the radio, genius. However I also know when you visit the toilet through other sources.<br><strong>Name of Show Hosting:</strong> The Skelletons in your closet and you: How to deal with the horrible Crime you commited.<br><strong>Have you ever hosted a radio show before:</strong> Erm...does beaming subliminal messages in peoples heads count?<br><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong>Oh that's guys a Jerk. Also he's a whore. He slept with my girlfriends! ALL OF THEM! Aside of that most information is classified. He used to work for a Government agency, researching dark magic I can't tell you the name without summoning an eldritch Terror, but it was closed after he found a way to produce free Energy...that bastard. I worked there too you know? I lost my job because he had to commit such a crime against humanity! Anyways he was kidnapped and thrown out of a truck while passing through Nightvale, were he continued his research on how to fit a cucumber into a Rat's ass. Also...he is crazy. Can't remember why i chose to follow him to be honest though.<br><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong> No. Ghosts aren't real. However i count some banshees to my closest friends and occasionally met people trapped between dimenstions.<br><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong> You mean Erika with a K? No, Erika lacks the ambition to ever achieve anything much, why should i believe in Erika if he/she doesn't truely believe in him/herself?<br><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong> My researches indicate that desert bluffs lived in each of us for the span of three seconds last Sunday, but no.<br><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong> <br>(http://elliquiy.com/elluiki/images/f/f2/Suit_denmark_by_camisicado-d2ykkb0.jpg)<br><br></div></div>
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - Night Vale Radio Station Employee Files</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Blythe</strong> on <strong>06-10-2013, 17:14:14</strong>
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				Okay.....rough draft sheet incoming! If there's anything that needs to be improved or changed, let me know!<br><br><br>Night Vale Community Radio <span class="bbc_u"><strong>Intern</strong></span><br><br><strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Wesley Morris<br><strong>Age:</strong> I am beyond the petty concept of age and time, as I believe it's a very shallow way to judge a person, but my birth certificate indicates that I'm 23.<br><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong> Aries.<br><strong>Blood Type:</strong> O negative<br><strong>Sex:</strong> Male.<br><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong> 28 Bleak Street, Apartment 3.<br><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong> Old woman Josi's Ouija board.<br><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong> I was born and raised here in Night Vale. Some of that history is fuzzy. I lived a very safe childhood; my family moved from time to time for our own protection as the Sheriff's Secret Police demanded, but what family didn't do that, really? I played sports in school, although I wasn't very good at it. I graduated a little early, but I ended up staying in college an extra year. I have a 2 year degree in Communications.<br><strong>Do you have an aversion to fire:</strong> Only when it burns.<br><strong>Do small, dark places make you nervous:</strong> No.<br><strong>Have you take offense towards blood rituals:</strong> No. Everyone should witness at least one blood ritual, at least for education purposes. <br><strong>Any connection to an elder god:</strong> No.<br><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong> No.<br><strong>Would you like to be a ghost:</strong> No.<br><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong> Only when it's legal to do so.<br><strong>Would you like to be an angel:</strong> This fascinates me. Yes.<br><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong> For shame for asking that question. I have no prior history of living anywhere other than Night Vale.<br><strong>Does it bother you that the intern application is longer than the radio host application:</strong> At first, it bothered me. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that the little things in life are tests, tests to determine if you are ready to learn the ultimate life lesson: Life is unfair. Brutal, unequal, and unfair. I have learned this fact, my soul being crushed like a bug under a shoe and growing dark and cold like the void of space with the knowledge, and accepted the fact the application for the interns is longer than the ones for hosts.<br><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong><br>(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0cm3xD7jc1qzrk5xo1_500.jpg)
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - Night Vale Radio Station Employee Files</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>TheShii</strong> on <strong>06-10-2013, 19:02:30</strong>
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				<span style="font-size: 15pt;" class="bbc_size"><strong>Night Vale Community Radio Maintenance </strong></span><br><br><strong>Name of Applicant</strong>: Peter J. Cummings<br><strong>Age</strong>: 38<br><strong>Astrological Sign</strong>: Taurus<br><strong>Blood Type</strong>: O+<br><strong>Sex</strong>: Yes, thank you kindly.<br><strong>How can you be contacted</strong>: If you yell really loud, I will probably hear it. I have really, <strong><em>really </em></strong>good hearing.<br><strong>How did you hear about us</strong>: With the use of my really, <strong><em>really </em></strong>good ears.<br><strong>Tell us about yourself</strong>: Well as I'm sure it will be plain to see, I'm a fairly tall man. I often have trouble with doors because people seem to enjoy building them too short. I like to swim, at least... I think I would if there were a place I could and if I knew how to swim. I tend to be a bit clumsy now and then, but I make up for it with my raw 'go-getter'ness. I was born an raised here in fact, though I don't remember my parents... my best friend likes to remind me that I never had any. That I had simply been willed into existence by sheer willpower all on my own. Other than that, I'm still a work in progress. Updates once I'm dead. I also seem to bleed more than average, but I'm told that's perfectly normal.<br><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost</strong>: Once, but my best friend; a mysterious hooded figure somehow managed to convince me it was in fact nothing. When I try to think about it...-- *a few spots of blood stain the application here and there, but nothing else is written under this section*<br><strong>Do you believe in angels</strong>: Angels? No, angels are just things your parents tell you to make you behave. Devils on the other hand, they're the real things you gotta look out for.<br><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs</strong>: No, though I <em>have </em>lived in the Desert in the buff.<br><strong>Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up</strong>: Blood. If you weren't wise enough to keep it inside your body, then you must honor it with allowing it it's individuality. To prevent it from such an existence is inhumane and unfair to blood. It has feelings too you know.<br><strong>Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing</strong>: So long as I go missing 5x less<br><strong>Please include a photograph</strong>: <br>(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a10/L_I_A_S/anime/3d16351b-8357-45f1-862f-a00d3ebc16ef_zps582bb6a6.jpg)
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - Night Vale Radio Station Employee Files</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Sparrowhawke</strong> on <strong>07-10-2013, 21:34:12</strong>
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				<span style="font-size: 15pt;" class="bbc_size"><strong>Night Vale Community Radio Maintenance </strong></span><br><br><strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Charles Anselin<br><strong>Age:</strong> 29<br><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong> Pisces<br><strong>Blood Type:</strong> B- (Assuredly not my outlook on life)<br><strong>Sex:</strong> Male<br><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong> Press a finger to these runes and I will know to call you. (Perhaps best to use an intern for this) *Below this some runes have been drawn in a suspiciously red ink*<br><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong> Well, obviously my previous place of work was relocated by the sheriff's secret police. There's simply no other logical reason for it, right? In any case, I need a job, and you lovely folk need a cleaner.<br><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong> Born and raised in Nightvale. I'm an avid listener of the community radio, of course. Until recently I worked as a cleaner somewhere... I can't quite remember where, and it seems to be gone now. Other than that, I'm quite a fan of getting caught in the rain, and of a certain sweet, rum based beverage.<br><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong> A ghost? No, but I think I once saw a [strike]shr-[/strike] Erm... Nevermind.<br><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong> I think so.<br><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong> Of course not! I should be insulted, but I understand your need to preserve the purity of our lovely community radio.<br><strong>Is there any bodily fluid you have issues cleaning up:</strong> Does ear wax count? It's not exactly a fluid but... Eurgh.<br><strong>Are you willing to fill in for the interns should they go missing:</strong> I don't see why not.<br><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong> <br>(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/019/c/9/man_in_suite_iii_by_argiel-d5qqqr8.jpg)<br><br><div align="center"><strong>Thank you for your application. We will be in contact with you shortly.</strong></div>
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - Night Vale Radio Station Employee Files</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Kokaine</strong> on <strong>08-10-2013, 00:12:06</strong>
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				<span style="font-size: 14pt;" class="bbc_size"><strong>Night Vale Community Radio Intern</strong></span><br><br><strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Driver's License says Kristina Thomas but I only answer to Lux<br><strong>Age:</strong> 24 [[or possibly 10... but probably ageless really]]<br><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong> Leo - A fire sign, <del>hehehe</del><br><strong>Blood Type:</strong> AB Neg<br><strong>Sex:</strong> I'm female this time.<br><strong>How can you be contacted:</strong> Email - TheIlluminatiAreWatching@NightValeCommunity.net<br><strong>How did you hear about us:</strong> The voices told me to come here. That I would be accepted here. The voices look out for me. Especially Bob, he's funny.<br><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong> I am Lux, Avatar of an Elder God. I am tasked with something that I am not permitted to acknowledge that I am tasked with. To acknowledge it is to be condemned to death. However, upon successful completion of whatever it is I shall be rewarded with something I am not permitted to speak of. [[What she does not tell you is that 4 years ago little Kristina Thomas, a then cheery and utterly adorable 8 year old who occasionally saw and frolicked about with ghosts and hissed at angels, was snatched while out playing in the sand wastes one day. Two years after that she reappeared in her parents house a fully grown woman who has apparently lived an exciting, fun filled life Elsewhere. No one in town has been to Elsewhere but its generally believed not to be near Desert Bluffs so it is okay. Kristina's parents were were neither surprised nor exceptionally happy or even worried. Instead they acted as though they had seen her just yesterday, as did everyone in Night Vale.]]<br><strong>Do you have an aversion to fire:</strong> <del>Oooh... so pretty how it dances. I like how it melts things.</del> No, not at all. Fire is warm.<br><strong>Do small, dark places make you nervous:</strong> No, they are quite cozy actually and I always have plenty of company. The voices go where I go.<br><strong>Have you take offence towards blood rituals:</strong> Only when sloppily done. Blood is sacred and should not be wasted all willynilly. If you are intending to sacrifice someone but are not quite sure how to go about it, just ask. I am happy to give lessons...<br><strong>Any connection to an elder god:</strong> Yes. The voices tell me this. <br><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost:</strong> Yes, many times. I tried to give one a cookie once when I was 5, he didn't take it and the next day the Sheriff's Secret Police made my family relocate. They wouldn't tell us why though we discovered next week that our house no longer existed.<br><strong>Would you like to be a ghost:</strong> No. I wish to live on so reincarnation is the way for me.<br><strong>Do you believe in angels:</strong> No. The voices say they are LIES. The cake is also a lie. A delicious lie, but a lie nonetheless.<br><strong>Would you like to be an angel:</strong> Obviously not.<br><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs:</strong> No, the voices won't go there and I quite like their company.<br><strong>Does it bother you that the intern application is longer than the radio host application:</strong> Not really, should it? <br><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong> <br>(http://25.media.tumblr.com/145c3b08d2d3a6f70fe530fb3ed943c8/tumblr_mr5rtmUhkx1qfe0jro1_500.jpg)(http://24.media.tumblr.com/e899c7517dd610f91ba8a0035fe41df8/tumblr_mrhfo27ft01sxfgmwo1_500.jpg)
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				Title: <strong>Re: [Welcome to Night Vale] - Night Vale Radio Station Employee Files</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Ghostphoenix713</strong> on <strong>17-10-2013, 21:51:40</strong>
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				<span style="font-size: 18pt;" class="bbc_size"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;" class="bbc_font">*a large tentacle slaps a piece of paper on the desk and then hastily retreats into Station Management's office*</span></span><br><br><div class="spoiler_container"><div onclick="hideSecond (this);" role="button" class="spoiler_header">Night Vale Community Radio Intern Application</div><div class="spoiler_body"><strong>Name of Applicant:</strong> Isaac Thornton, at least I think it is<br><strong>Age:</strong> The driver's license I found with my picture says I'm 23<br><strong>Astrological Sign:</strong> According to the same license, I am a Capricorn<br><strong>Blood Type:</strong> A negative. Not sure how I know this and not my own name...<br><strong>Sex:</strong> Male<br><strong>How can you be contacted?:</strong> Bloodstone ritual or by cell phone, the number of which is on file with the Sheriff's Secret Police<br><strong>How did you hear about us?:</strong> A hooded figure told me. I was terrified, but it simply dissolved into a cloud of noxious vapor that gave me retroactive amnesia, so I guess everything is okay.<br><strong>Tell us about yourself:</strong> I know little to nothing about myself because of the hooded figure that stole my memories, but I think I am a fun person who enjoys working and putting my job before my own family, pleasure, and life.<br><strong>Do you have an aversion to fire?:</strong> No, I embrace it!<br><strong>Do small, dark places make you nervous?:</strong> No, I sleep in a box<br><strong>Do you take offense towards blood rituals?:</strong> Of course not! How else do you stay in touch with loved ones and deities that have no name but command you to worship their very existence?<br><strong>Any connection to an elder god?:</strong> Possibly to the great and mighty Cthulu, but grandma never confirmed or denied her relationship with him.<br><strong>Have you ever seen a ghost?:</strong> Yes<br><strong>Would you like to be a ghost?:</strong> Not yet, maybe later<br><strong>Do you believe in angels?:</strong> Not unless it is currently legal to do so<br><strong>Would you like to be an angel?:</strong> No, I like being allowed to exist at all times<br><strong>Have you ever lived in Desert Bluffs?:</strong> How dare you ask such a thing? I may not remember anything about my life before that hooded figure told me about your job here, but I know I would never live in such a horrible place.<br><strong>Does it bother you that the intern application is longer than the radio host application:</strong> It is? I had not noticed.<br><strong>Please include a photograph:</strong><br>(http://images.smh.com.au/2010/07/12/1687875/article400_ryan-kwanten-420x0.jpg)</div></div>
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