Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread
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				Title: <strong>Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Angie</strong> on <strong>21-07-2016, 19:02:07</strong>
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				Dragonstone. A city where magic and technology walked hand in hand. It was not uncommon to see a lady wearing a pair of dinosaur leather boots talking to another lady with a cybernetic arm. Most considered the city to have always been this way-oh sure, there were history books, but those are boring. Who cares about the why when you can have a latex bikini with flexible neon tubes combined with a fur skirt and high heels made of gold? <br><br>Certainly, the people that visited the "Hot-n-Steamy" in the Grand Mall of Dragonstone (a multi-level mall with hundreds of storefronts) didn't care how the city got this way. They just wanted their coffee for the day-some asking for the fresh "house creamer"-Futanari cum! On request, the stuff could even be prepared before your very eyes-or you could assist in its preparation for a discount. It was small wonder that Hot-N-Steamy became the number one coffee shop in Dragonstone, what with 60% of the city being female and 30% being futanari. <br><br>Today opened like any other day in the Hot-N-Steamy. People got coffee, sat at tables with their papers, or their laptops or cell phones or whatever. The music came from a "Listify" playlist that the employees had control of, resulting in a very strange playlist indeed. Currently playing was Blind Guardian's "Another Stranger Me". (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv-Nn-yNpAQ) For now, nothing was happening-but in Dragonstone, that could change in an instant.<br><br>((For now, simply post what your character would do in a coffee shop. Establish them there, I have a plan for the requisite 'Tavern Brawl that gets everyone together' plot point))
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Lindrea</strong> on <strong>21-07-2016, 21:08:05</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://orig00.deviantart.net/241a/f/2011/085/d/9/redhead_by_effic-d3chri1.jpg)</div><hr><strong><em>Selenia Dushan</em></strong><hr><br>Lounging at a table near the center of the cafe Hot-n-Steamy, Selenia sipped on her Double Ristretto, Venti, Half-Soy, Nonfat, Decaf, Organic, Chocolate Brownie, Iced Vanilla, Double-Shot, Gingerbread Frappuccino, Extra Hot With Foam, Whipped Cream, Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet with house creamer.&nbsp; In her hand was the latest issue of <em>Sexy Tech</em>, the current page a full spread of the latest in cybertechnology.&nbsp; Another magazing sat on her table, last months issue of Tittiemancy Monthly.&nbsp; Sleek, gorgeous limbs and designer outfits for the fashion minded cyborg.<br><br>Setting the magazine down, open in front of her, she took another sip of her drink and sighed, "Oh.. to have some modifiable limbs.. wonder if there's a sale on them at Technique.." she pondered quietly to herself.&nbsp; Shrugging, she picked up her magazine and flipped a few more pages, images of deliciously sexy cyborgs in revealing lingerie took up most of the articles, but Selenia didn't mind, she loved seeing the newest fashions coming out of the tech industry and her coffee, good gods it was delicious.&nbsp; Absolutely the best part of getting up in the morning, other than finding the newest sales!
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>DomJoe</strong> on <strong>21-07-2016, 22:41:46</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://img06.deviantart.net/e492/i/2007/163/c/8/wrestle_girl1_by_sergevirusx.jpg)</div> <strong><em>Jodie Maxton (aka Patriot Maxi)</em></strong><br><br>"C'mon girlfriend! The lines are already really long!" a tall and muscled brunette says as she tugs on the hand of an odd looking unicorn woman. You wouldn't know it just by looking at her, but Jodie Maxron only came into this world a few days ago, barring a magical accident. She's definitely not the brightest of the bunch, but her sultry looks and strong body (on top of seemingly being blessed by the fates) allowed her to quickly find a job in her practiced field, along with her newest BFF, Karma, the one who she was tugging into the cafe.<br><br>It didn't take Jodie long to get into the swing of things: learning where all the good retail stores were, finding a good flat to eat and sleep in, and as of right now, where to get a good cup of coffee. Jodie often gets a little cranky without her daily cup of joe, and while she was in good spirits right now, her mind was completely focused on her daily fix. She was already bouncing up and down slightly like a small child, her ample rack bouncing along with her. It was a miracle that her skimpy bra was keeping her chest contained, although a slip every now and then hardly seemed to phase the brunette, even when she wasn't focused on coffee.<br><br>Eventually, the pair would reach the cashier to give their orders, but this would be the start of a struggle for Jodie... figuring out the menu. Like, there we so many big words on there! And she had already forgotten what she was going to order in the first place because she had to wait so long! So she just stared at the menu, her face scrunched up in deep thought as she said "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh..."<br><br>This might take awhile.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Knarfy</strong> on <strong>22-07-2016, 07:23:41</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(https://s6.postimg.org/vvfrihq69/Bimbo_Futa2.png)</div><hr><strong><em>Karma</em></strong><hr>Karma allowed herself to be led into the coffee house like a child being dragged by it's mother, stumbling after, looking everywhere besides where they were going with an expression off empty-headed awe. She was really quite striking, even for Dragonstone. The first thing most people noticed was usually either the big black horn sticking out of her forehead, or her unnaturally long arms and huge hands. Or sometimes her massive, gravity defying tits. Or failing that, the massive cock that her tiny thong was valiantly failing to contain.<br><br>It was really great that she'd met Jodee. She was super good at stuff like finding coffee. Karma had been in Dragonstone longer than Jodi had, her whole life in fact! But seeing as how she was a (sexy!) abomination of magitek gone awry rather than a normal person with parents and stuff, that wasn't actually very long. She knew plenty of stuff of course. Like how to strut and the right ways to rub things and the best things to rub, but some of the more basic activities of life still seemed to elude her. <br><br>It took Karma a few moments to realize they were at the counter, but once she did, she stepped up and addressed the barista in a singsong voice. "Karma wants a biiiiig coffeeeeee with lots of suugaaaarrr, and creeeeeeme and choc-o-lat sirrrr-up!" She clasped her huge, seemingly bony hands together gleefully in front of her bosom, clearly pleased with her decisiveness. <br><br>The barista rang up the order, then stared at Karma in silence for several moments. Karma stared back. "Um... you gotta pay?" she pointed to the readout on the register. Karma stared at it in confusion, then narrowed her eyes. She extended her hands towards the register, waggling her fingers as a look of intense concentration came over her face. With quick, yet incredibly gentle movements, she slid her huge fingers over the register, almost like one might stroke a lover's skin. The barista watched in confusion. After a few seconds, the register dinged, and a line of hearts made their way across the readout. A receipt printed. "I... what? What the fuck just happened?" The barista sputtered. <br><br>"Karma can rub <em>anything</em>!" Karma replied triumphantly. The barista sighed and tore off the receipt, passing it to the prep line. 
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Angie</strong> on <strong>24-07-2016, 07:26:16</strong>
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				After some time, everyone got their coffee. Took Jodie a while, but they all got their coffee. A little while after Jodie got her coffee, some rather muscular orcs wearing black leather blouses, tiger fur panties, and copper flip-flops came in. Three of them, and they did seem to have some...impressive bulges. <br><br>They ordered some coffee, but then, one of the orcs accidentally bumped into a skinny blonde lady, spilling just a little coffee-something that could be cleaned up with a napkin. And in fact, the orc lady was about to apologize-she seemed sorry, but before she could speak, the unthinkable happened. The blonde bitch snapped at the orc first: "Watch where you're going, bitch!"<br><br>Oh no. Anyone who's ever dealt with Orcs knows to never make a catty remark when they're about to apologize. Such a thing is a spit upon their honor. Oh, and tends to drive them into UNSTOPPABLE RAGE!<br><br>All THREE Orcs suddenly fly into an angry rage, attacking everything in range. Such a rage could have dire consequences, like the Bimbos spilling their own coffee! Looks like it's time for a fight!<br><br>(All Bimbos may act, we will ignore the required Uhm check for this fight. You may all post actions, and they will resolve in order of Tit score-or if you have the same Tit score, I'll roll off. For this fight, you may all consider yourselves engaged with all opponents, since the shop is rather small in size.)
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Lindrea</strong> on <strong>24-07-2016, 18:59:31</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://orig00.deviantart.net/241a/f/2011/085/d/9/redhead_by_effic-d3chri1.jpg)</div><hr><strong><em>Selenia Dushan</em></strong> | S: 3&nbsp; L: 2&nbsp; U: 5&nbsp; T: 3<hr><br>Orcs?&nbsp; Orcs were super awesome most of the time and really very polite if you didn't offend them.&nbsp; But being offensive around an orc is like breathing for some people.&nbsp; That beginning rage bumped Selenia's table, her coffee teetering, hanging by a thread, then it spills onto her magazines!&nbsp; Standing up, fists clenched, she took a deep breath, calming herself.&nbsp; Yes, think about it, nobody should be angry in a coffee shop, especially one as awesome as this.&nbsp; Everyone needed to calm down and just enjoy their drinks.<br><br>"Hey!" she called to the orc that looked the angriest, "Could you maybe.. ummm.. not be so angry please?" she said as she leaned forward.&nbsp; She wasn't as generous in the bust department as some others here, but she was nothing to be laughed at either, her lent over form offering the orcs a clear view of generous cleavage above her satin, string bikini top, "Let's be friends!&nbsp; I love well hung orcs!"&nbsp; And as soon as her words were out, the spell was cast.<br><br>(Casting Friend-Zone!)<br><br>Lindrea (uid: 59771) rolls: 3d6 Result: 5, 4, 6 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=91039)<br>Lindrea (uid: 59771) rolls: 3d6 Result: 3, 5, 5 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=91041)
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Knarfy</strong> on <strong>25-07-2016, 01:34:53</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(https://s6.postimg.org/vvfrihq69/Bimbo_Futa2.png)</div><hr><strong><em>Karma</em></strong><hr>Karma was just about to take a sip from her giant cup full of syrupy brown coffee-esque liquid, when a flailing limb smacked the bottom of the cup, sending the scalding chocolaty liquid splashing all over her! A normal woman would likely have suffered terrible burns or at least pain, but Karma, being an abomination of science, was mostly just unhappy that her tasty beverage was suddenly a wardrobe accessory. "Heeeyy!" She whined in anger, her brows scrunching up in adorable fury. "That was <em>my</em> drink!", she followed up obviously.<br><br>With a high pitched "Raar!" of petulant rage, she launched herself at the frenzied Orc that was probably totally responsible for all of this definitely and wrapped her giant arms around her, smooshing their heavy tits together as they collided. Karma's hips and hands immediately went to work, stroking and gyrating against her victim's body, spreading the steaming hot creamy sugar-coffee syrup all over the both of them, disorienting and disarming the Orc.<br><br>As they struggled, Karma's cock sprung loose from her tiny thong, slithering along side the Orc's own dong with a series of meaty slaps. She cooed with delight as she lifted the orc up in a sort of bear hug, her cock hardening as their bodies slip-n'-slid across each other. Then, with a giggle of effort, Karma held the orc out at (considerable) arms length and flipped her over her head in a spectacular suplex, smashing her head first into a nearby table.<br><br>At 2016-07-24 18:16:34, Knarfy (uid: 59001) rolls: 3d6 Result: 4, 2, 3 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=91048) (Grabble check - Success either way!)<br>At 2016-07-24 18:23:56, Knarfy (uid: 59001) rolls: 3d6 Result: 1, 5, 1 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=91049) (Grinding! - Critical Grind?)<br>At 2016-07-24 18:27:13, Knarfy (uid: 59001) rolls: 3d6 Result: 3, 4, 1 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=91050) (Grind Attack! - I'm on friggin FIRE &gt;:3)
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>DomJoe</strong> on <strong>25-07-2016, 04:59:29</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://img06.deviantart.net/e492/i/2007/163/c/8/wrestle_girl1_by_sergevirusx.jpg)</div> <strong><em>Jodie Maxton (aka Patriot Maxi)</em> S: 4 L: 3 U: 2 T: 4</strong><br><br>Jodie was finally on the verge of deciding what she was going to have to drink, much to the cashier's relief, but then the orcs stepped in, someone decided it would be a smart idea to insult them, and one of them just so happened to bump into Jodie. And just like that, her idea for the perfect drink was gone. She immediately locks eyes with the intruding orc, and her face scrunches up in absolute fury. "You... you communist bitch!" Jodie screams out, already slipping into her persona of Patriot Maxi. And when she was mad in such a state, she was... exceedingly violent. And somewhat historically accurate.<br><br>"I'm going teach your Marxist ass not to mess with Patriot Maxi!" The busty brunette cried out, before rushing headlong and tackling the orc into the floor, locking arms with the green brute. She easily wrestles the green gal into a tight hold, and regardless of the orc's brute strength, she's not getting out any time soon... Patriot Maxi's hands are like the talons of justice of the bald eagle, and once she catches her prey, there's no escape!<br><br>Grapple (Slap) Check: At 2016-07-24 21:28:39, Patriot Maxi (uid: 56382) rolls: 3d6 Result: 11 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=91055) (4, 4, 3: Success regardless of check difficulty)<br>Rawr: When you grab an enemy, you cannot let go or be forced to let go while that enemy is capable of fighting back. Other characters may only attack you or the opponent by engaging at Skin-to-skin range and initiating their own grab.<br>Bounce: Attempts to grab or engage a Bimbo with the Bounce ability at Skin-to-Skin range are made at one degree greater difficulty (Easy → Medium → Hard).<br><br>(OoC: I still don't quite know how to get it to show in the link, but at least clicking on the link will show the actual numbers of the dice.)
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Angie</strong> on <strong>25-07-2016, 18:55:58</strong>
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				Reactions: Karma gets her shot lined up just perfectly-the orc tries to get out of her grip, but Karma is too good, and the suplex knocks her out in one blow! (Reasoning: I'm using the Critical Grind as an excuse to give Karma a free one-hit-KO)<br><br>Jodie quickly grabs onto her orc target, who is also slightly confused about what the fuck Jodie means by Marxism...in fact, 99% of the coffee shop is. But that doesn't change the fact that the orc is desperately trying to escape-to no avail! (Reasoning: Orc doesn't realize you have Rawr, and burns her first action attempting to escape-I interpret "forced to let go" as "they escape with a check). <br><br>Selenia can tell her spell isn't as good as she wants it to be, but by the same token, the orc gets quickly distracted looking at Selenia's rack. In fact, she seems a bit spellbound and can't get her rage worked back up again...(Reason: I rolled a Medium Orkyness Check versus a TN of 2, the orc failed. The orc can be considered to have lost her initiative).<br><br>With all the orcs disabled, in some way or another, we go right back to the top of the Initiative.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>DomJoe</strong> on <strong>26-07-2016, 08:11:33</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://img06.deviantart.net/e492/i/2007/163/c/8/wrestle_girl1_by_sergevirusx.jpg)</div> <strong><em>Jodie Maxton (aka Patriot Maxi)</em> S: 4 L: 3 U: 2 T: 4</strong><br><br>The orc struggles valiantly against Patriot Maxi, but she is used to enemies trying to break out of her grasp, and slams the orc into the floor again to keep her from getting out so quickly. "Oh no you don't! You're going to pay your dues to America now!" The nationalist bimbo yelled, wrapping her arms around the orcs neck and locking her into a chokehold. Even with her so deep into her persona, Jodie doesn't kill people: it was unpatriotic, after all! But that didn't mean she couldn't hurt her or choke her.... maybe she'd end up choking her a bit too much, with how tight her arms are around the orc's neck...<br><br>Strangle (Slap) Check: At 2016-07-26 00:31:51, Patriot Maxi (uid: 56382) rolls: 3d6 Result: 8 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=91092)&nbsp; (2, 4, 2: Success regardless of check difficulty)<br><br>Rawr: When you grab an enemy, you cannot let go or be forced to let go while that enemy is capable of fighting back. Other characters may only attack you or the opponent by engaging at Skin-to-skin range and initiating their own grab.<br>Bounce: Attempts to grab or engage a Bimbo with the Bounce ability at Skin-to-Skin range are made at one degree greater difficulty (Easy → Medium → Hard).
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Knarfy</strong> on <strong>27-07-2016, 04:19:00</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(https://s6.postimg.org/vvfrihq69/Bimbo_Futa2.png)</div><hr><strong><em>Karma</em></strong><hr>Uuuugh! She lost her drink, and now she was all sticky! It was even in her <em>hair</em>! <br><br>"Stupid orcs!" Karma shouted as she picked up the ruined table top and swung it at the orc staring uselessly at Selenia. <br><br>At 2016-07-26 21:17:00, Knarfy (uid: 59001) rolls: 3d6 Result: 2, 4, 5 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=91143) Smashy smash Slap 3 vs orc - miss prbly<br><br>
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Lindrea</strong> on <strong>27-07-2016, 05:36:39</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://orig00.deviantart.net/241a/f/2011/085/d/9/redhead_by_effic-d3chri1.jpg)</div><hr><strong><em>Selenia Dushan</em></strong> | S: 3&nbsp; L: 2&nbsp; U: 5&nbsp; T: 3<hr><br>Oh, the orc was distracted!&nbsp; Wonderful!&nbsp; Selenia kept it up!&nbsp; They wanted to stare at her tits, she was happy to let them.&nbsp; With a smile, she reached up and cupped her boobs, lifting them up and presenting the most generous amount of cleavage she could.&nbsp; Not quite as stacked as the other two dealing with other orcs, but nothing to laugh at!&nbsp; Maybe that table coming at the orc would do it in!&nbsp; If not, she would have to do it herself!<br><br>Her coffee rolled off of her table, spilling even more of the precious liquid across the floor.&nbsp; No.. she would get another one.. but that one.. that one was special.&nbsp; She wouldn't forgive this orc.. just.. stay distracted..<br><br>Lindrea (uid: 59771) rolls: 3d6 Result: 1, 4, 2 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=91146): Distracting Tits Attack!
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Angie</strong> on <strong>27-07-2016, 18:59:25</strong>
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				The table swings...and a misses the orc. That same orc turns to glare at the weird, horned woman, ready to make a few punches!<br><br>Though, like any movie with bad editing, we cut from this exciting development to the wrestling scene with the Patriot and the Orc. The Orc is doing her best to get out of the choke lock, but it's not helping, and all she'll be able to do is flail uselessly-though maybe it might help!<br><br>Back to the other orc, she turns to stare again at Selenia's tits, her eyes glazing over as she admires the woman's beauty. So distracted is she, one good shot ought to do it...<br><br>Mechanics terms: Both Orcs should be considered to have their "Orkyness" stat disabled, and are rolling against 2. One more shot will do them in.<br><br>Orc Actions!<br><br>The orc being grabbed by Jodie attempts a sort of reversal, trying to put herself in control of the grab. But the choking prevents her from doing anything of actual value to Jodie!<br><br>The orc that Selenia distracted takes a half hearted swing at Karma...and actually almost gets it, but Karma is able to move out of the way, barely avoiding a tit slap!<br><br>Back to the top!
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>DomJoe</strong> on <strong>28-07-2016, 02:41:11</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://img06.deviantart.net/e492/i/2007/163/c/8/wrestle_girl1_by_sergevirusx.jpg)</div> <strong><em>Jodie Maxton (aka Patriot Maxi)</em> S: 4 L: 3 U: 2 T: 4</strong><br><br>"Stop squirming and take your capitalist medicine!" Maxi shouts, more annoyed than anything else that the orc is still trying to escape. She's even trying to reverse the hold, but she can barely even lift herself off the ground, let alone lift Maxi. However, as the hold around the orc's neck grows tighter, the orc starts turning blue rather than green, and the struggling stops as Maxi finally lets go. "... Oopsie daisy!" Jodie says with a giggle.<br><br>Strangle (Slap) Check: At 2016-07-27 17:13:10, Patriot Maxi (uid: 56382) rolls: 3d6 Result: 7 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=91165) (3, 1, 3: Critical Success!)
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Knarfy</strong> on <strong>28-07-2016, 05:39:33</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(https://s6.postimg.org/vvfrihq69/Bimbo_Futa2.png)</div><hr><strong><em>Karma</em></strong><hr>Karma frowned as the orc actually tried to hit her! How dare she!<br><br>She clenched her fingers into rather considerable fists, and swung at the dazed and flailing orc with a screech of indignation, clocking her up side the head and sending her careening across the coffee shop.<br><br>"Hmph!" Karma struck a pose, her hands on her hips, her elbows jutting several feet out to either side.<br><br>At 2016-07-27 22:37:17, Knarfy (uid: 59001) rolls: 3d6 Result: 2, 6, 1 (https://elliquiy.com/forums/dicebot.php?r=91174) Smashy smash Slap 3 vs orc - That should do it!<br><br>
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Angie</strong> on <strong>28-07-2016, 07:32:16</strong>
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				The coffee shop is a goddamn mess. But luckily, the only actual physical damage are a few dazed and confused orcs, one knocked out blonde bitch, and several coffee tables and drinks. Still, the other patrons in the coffee shop, and the baristas, would certainly never jump in to stop a trio of rampaging orcs, and end up staring in awe at the ladies-and one futa, of course. <br><br>Cops arrive, wearing their form-fitting uniforms that leave little to the imagination. They take statements from several witnesses, and the leader of them with a name tag that reads "Officer Jenny" approaches the trio of Bimbos. "Looks like we have you three to thank for restoring order around here. Can I get your names? I'd like to put in a good word with the squad, so we know who you gals are."<br><br>(Note: The Tiger Fur Thongs the orcs wore are considered "Very Nice" pieces of clothing, and can be looted before the cops show if anyone's that brave...)
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Lindrea</strong> on <strong>28-07-2016, 17:30:30</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://orig00.deviantart.net/241a/f/2011/085/d/9/redhead_by_effic-d3chri1.jpg)</div><hr><strong><em>Selenia Dushan</em></strong> | S: 3&nbsp; L: 2&nbsp; U: 5&nbsp; T: 3<hr><br>Selenia blinks as the orcs are all subdued.&nbsp; Leaning her head to the side, she smiles brightly at the other two, obviously much stronger than her, women.&nbsp; Well, woman and futa.&nbsp; Looking around, she strikes a victory pose, slightly leaning forward, peace signs at her cheeks, "Victory!" she exclaims with a giggle.&nbsp; Being bent over gave everyone behind her a clear look up her skirt and the lack of any undergarments beneath.<br><br>Glancing at the thongs the orcs were wearing, she shakes her head, no.. orcs may be nice at times, but she wasn't going to wear something that was basically a 'hand me down.'&nbsp; Turning to Officer Jenny, Selenia smiles brightly, "I'm Selenia Dushan, Tittiemancer!" her hands drop to her hips, back arching slightly, pushing her very nice breasts up, stretching the fabric of her satin bikini top across them, "They ruined my morning drink.. I'd like another as repayment for this mess!" she pouted.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>DomJoe</strong> on <strong>29-07-2016, 00:11:40</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://img06.deviantart.net/e492/i/2007/163/c/8/wrestle_girl1_by_sergevirusx.jpg)</div> <strong><em>Jodie Maxton (aka Patriot Maxi)</em> S: 4 L: 3 U: 2 T: 4</strong><br><br>With all the orcs down for the count, Patriot Maxi simply dusts herself off, readjusting her costume and making herself look "presentable" again. The thought of taking on the woman's panties briefly crossed her mind, but there was no way those tiger stripes would fit with her red and blue ensemble of freedom and justice. Pass.<br><br>Eventually the police arrived, and Maxi wondered if she was going to get arrested for this: the last time she started a fight in a starbucks she did, although she managed to get off the hook thanks to her agent. Fortunately for her, the police around her seemed to be keen on what went down here, and even seemed to be on her side! Lucky her! "Name's Patriot Maxi! Don't wear it out!" Maxi said as proudly as any patriot fighter could. "I'm just glad I could defend peace, justice and the American way!"<br><br>However, her expression rapidly changes from pride to something completely different, like she just realized something. She immediately dashes over to one of the baristas, hopping up and down excitedly and saying, "I finally figured it out! I want it tall and black!" She said with a giggle.<br><br>Yes, it took her all this time to realize she just wanted a regular coffee. This is why you don't give a bimbo options.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Knarfy</strong> on <strong>30-07-2016, 08:39:20</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(https://s6.postimg.org/vvfrihq69/Bimbo_Futa2.png)</div><hr><strong><em>Karma</em></strong><hr>Karma frowned at the officers. "Karma is sticky..." she pouted mournfully. "And thirsty..." <br><br>She hooked a finger around one of the tiger thongs, absently dragging it down the orcs legs and off. She looked at it with a raised eyebrow for a moment, then stuck it between her boobs. "Always good to keep spare panties..." she mumbled to herself.
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				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Angie</strong> on <strong>31-07-2016, 18:30:21</strong>
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				The baristas are happy to make fresh drinks for all three girls, at no charge-a little thanks for, you know, saving us all. The orcs are hauled away, one sans panties, and the employees get to work replacing all the broken furniture with new stuff. <br><br>Officer Jenny smiles. "You know, you three work together pretty well. Might be able to make a livin' as heroes of some sort. Could always check the notice boards around town, there's no shortage of people who need someone who can kick ass with a nice rack." She winked. "I'd love to stay, but an officer's work is never done, so I'll see you all around." <br><br>With that, the Bimbos were left together, being the only three customers left in the Hot-n-Steamy. The future was up to them, though when it came to Bimbos, that future would never be boring...
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Lindrea</strong> on <strong>31-07-2016, 23:52:37</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://orig00.deviantart.net/241a/f/2011/085/d/9/redhead_by_effic-d3chri1.jpg)</div><hr><strong><em>Selenia Dushan</em></strong> | S: 3&nbsp; L: 2&nbsp; U: 5&nbsp; T: 3<hr><br>With her new drink in hand, Selenia smiled, sipping her coffee with a giggle, "Oh thank you!&nbsp; I would have just <em>died</em> without this!"&nbsp; Turning towards Officer Jenny, she smiled, "Did we?" she looked to the other two.&nbsp; Eyeing them up and down.&nbsp; Oh, they were lovely!&nbsp; Beaming brightly at the other two, she held out her hand, back slightly arched, ass pushed out just a touch, accentuating her figure, "Hi!&nbsp; I'm Selenia!&nbsp; You're both really really strong.."<br><br>"Who's up for some shhhooooppiiiing?!" she exclaims, holding up her coffee triumphantly!
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>DomJoe</strong> on <strong>02-08-2016, 04:59:00</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://img06.deviantart.net/e492/i/2007/163/c/8/wrestle_girl1_by_sergevirusx.jpg)</div> <strong><em>Jodie Maxton (aka Patriot Maxi)</em> S: 4 L: 3 U: 2 T: 4</strong><br><br>Jodie didn't really pay attention to the police officer's words as she began to enjoy her well-earned coffee in peace. Despite the caffeine rush she would soon get, the heat and aroma of the drink was fairly relaxing for her. She does notice when the other fighter who wasn't Karma stepped up to her and offered her hand for some reason. "Oh hi! I'm Jodie! Ooooooooooooooh, you have nice nails! Where did you get your manicure from? I'm pretty sure I chipped a nail in that little scuffle and I could use a new place to do them at!"<br><br>She doesn't even bother waiting for an answer once the girl mentions shopping. "Ooooh! Pick me! Pick me!" Jodie said bouncing up and down, nearly threatening to spill her coffee. Nails could wait, new clothing was always a necessity!
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Knarfy</strong> on <strong>04-08-2016, 01:42:27</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(https://s6.postimg.org/vvfrihq69/Bimbo_Futa2.png)</div><hr><strong><em>Karma</em></strong><hr>At the mention of shopping, Karma's eyes widened and her full, pouty lips formed into an 'O' of surprise. "Karma <em>loves</em> shopping, like... <em>so much</em>."<br><br>Bizarrely, though she had just been covered in a sticky film of coffee and milk and chocolate syrup, Karma seemed to be almost pristine. The only clue to her suddenly refreshed appearance came when she absently stroked her fingers through one last bit of coffee stained hair, seeming to somehow scrape the syrupy fluid out and leave her hair clean.<br><br>Karma licked her fingers carefully, then asked almost reverently, "Can Karma come too?"<br><br>
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			<dt class="postheader">
				Title: <strong>Re: Busty Barbarian Bimbos IC Thread</strong><br>
				Post by: <strong>Lindrea</strong> on <strong>12-08-2016, 17:54:20</strong>
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				<div class="floatleft">(http://orig00.deviantart.net/241a/f/2011/085/d/9/redhead_by_effic-d3chri1.jpg)</div><hr><strong><em>Selenia Dushan</em></strong> | S: 3&nbsp; L: 2&nbsp; U: 5&nbsp; T: 3<hr><br>"Mmmm..." tapping her chin lightly, as if thinking very deeply about who to take with her, Selenia finally points at both Karma and Jodie, "Yup!&nbsp; Both of you!&nbsp; Let's get our shop on!"&nbsp; With that said, she smiled brightly, "After that, we can get our nails fixed up!&nbsp; Maybe a hair styling too.&nbsp; I could use it!&nbsp; Gotta look your best, always!"<br><br>She held up her coffee, drinking it down quickly before tossing the empty container into a handy dandy recycling/waste bin!&nbsp; And she was off through the door... hopefully with the other two bimbo's in tow.
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