*he looks up at the catfolk woman. "a song, huh? i think i know a song or two that would fit..." he got up from what he was doing, sat down somewhere in the  middle of the deck, out of peoples way, use his summon handheld instrument spell (level 0), to bring forth a lyre, and then perform a sea shanty with it...of course, the lyre would only last for a minute before vanishing, but the spell could easily be recast.