<span style="font-style: italic">Calm down, dear. That's just an egg. See? It's growing as we speak. It'll have a new body for you inside it when it hatches, which will take a few minutes... I know this is probably going to be the strangest invitation you're ever going to receive, but you're welcome to explore the rest of my body while you wait for your body to grow,</span>comes the reply.