"I'm always up for a little dismemberment. I love those big stage illusions where the assistant gets chopped into pieces or has spikes or those big metal cookie cutters pushed through her. I always imagined myself in her place, it always made me feel all tingly. I even auditioned for a part-time job as one during college, but it fell through. Apparently, the guy felt having a rabbit as an assistant would be too conventional." She sighed. "I had a top hat all picked out too..."<br/><br/>She looked down at the little guy. "So, Mr Crow, who are you, and how can we help?"