"Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths." God said angrily snickering at nytheria's first joke as a chuck Norris head appeard over God's head.<br/><br/>"Thats bull!" god said aloud.