*large glow of light shines and i come out of the light and im wearing napoleons green Vest, heavy boots, grey trenchcoat and bicorn hat* ... some of you might hate me for the news im about to say... Some might worship me as a god.. Depending on whats your outlook on it. Everyone, i was transported to a demension where i was napoleon of the franco - hedgehogs of vore europe. They had a naga king and queen that they really hate cause they put thw country in debt and peeps where starving. So... Theu chopped their heads off with a gullitiene. You know that thing where you put your head in place and a razor comes down? Yeah. Then i gained their trust by pushing back the german dragons of austria in North Italy. They compelled to peace. Then i went to the middle east and was cobfronted by tons of sand nagas and demons but theu wernt a match for my hedgie armies supperior firepower and training. Then i was crowned the french hedgehog emporour, which made the dragons of the germans, scadinavians, and russians get scared and declare war on my with Great Nagin. So... I invaded dragon Austria and Prussia, invaded dragon Russia and burnt there capitol to the ground... Then i retreated in thw middle of their winter solstice and nearly my entire army froze to death... Then when i got back the nagas threatend to invade, but they promised to leave hedgehog france alone if i singed a pact to be exiled for the rest of my life on an island called elba. I agreed. But there they kept beating me up so i killed one of them with my bear hands and ate his liver. And i magically appeared here and they could be trying to find me... Hate me or love the story, i dont really care which.