<blockquote><div><cite>SomeGuy1294 wrote:</cite>*strolls in wearing a business suit*<br/><br/>Hi.  I'm from Acme Coma Insurance.  The owner of this establishment apparently purchased a massive policy a while back.  Which one of you is...<br/><br/>*checks notes*<br/><br/>Cinquint the Bastard?</div></blockquote><br/>Biatch! I've been in two comas! Where have you been?<br/>*grows to normal size and blows jar apart*<br/>Welp, what's the damage, Acme-doc?<br/><br/><blockquote><div><cite>Sev2ndPro wrote:</cite>Wow, bastard as a secondary surname title is a bit harsh...</div></blockquote><br/>But oh so fitting!