*hires a Lamia in a French Maid outfit to clean the place*<br/><br/>Lamia: Sacrebleu!  I have never zeen such a shameful state of affairs!  Zee dust in heer eez appalling!<br/><br/>Some Guy:  Clean the place and I'll let you eat Bright over there.<br/><br/>Lamia *beams*:  Wee wee!<br/><br/>*Lamia begins dusting*