"You better not get too drunk... Um... is this a shoe? EW! THERES MUSHROOMS IN IT! How can you live with this in you? Oh an if you're wondering why I haven't chocked to death yet is because... well elts just say it stinks in here... and these fries and burgers are underneath me..."<br/><br/><br/>((Don't I make this story more interesting? Trust me it will get better... I think a massage inside dark is the best way to finally go down... Besides... I might as well make it well worth her while...))