OOC: I had to read this at least three times before I could get a sense of what was going on. And now I can't stop giggling. And given your taste for puns, I expected no less. :p And Chris isn't the most rational person in the world-when he gets nervous, he pretty much loses all ability for coherent thought.<br/><br/>Chris's expression as the events (and Ptricia's gown) unfolded could be best described as "mildly bemused". As soon as he realized what was going on (which didn't take too long) he quietly retreated into the shadows, grinning.<span style="font-style: italic">They could've just come out with all guns blazing but no, they're now some kind of...sexy...vore...crime-fighting...duo?</span>He decided it was best probably not to overthink it and just enjoy the sounds of his would-be muggers going down.