*Skunky eagerly hopped onto the boat after waiting for almost half an hour for the jungle cruise ride at the magic kingdom....and he had a full row to himself! This was a rarity indeed. He laughed as the boat guide made the signature corny jokes that the jungle cruise was known for, and relaxed himself as the familiar ride began. He noted all the usual plastic animals, and hummed to himself as the guide made a comment about Walt Disney's desire to have real animals. He watched as they slid through the more river like part of the ride and into the lagoon part of the tour, which looked as though it were plenty deep for real animals to liver there...*