Private Simms smiled before doubling over in pain. "Help me, please! I have to get back to camp. I thought I disarmed them, but one of them seems to have a stun pistol in there." She said, cradling her enormous belly. "It's just a quarter click that way" she said, gesturing to her left. "Hurry! If they get into my intestines, I can only pucker so long before they get out!"