In the backwoods, a short but beautiful mixed Asian woman played the banjo.  "da-dah-da-da-da-da-da-da-daaahh"<br/><br/>Before another banjo could reply, a plump but still pretty blond walked down the trail and grabbed it from her hands then began beating it against a nearby tree.<br/>BWANG! BONG! TWANG! POING! THUNK! THWAK!<br/>When the banjo was reduced to flinders, the blond tossed it to the ground and huffed off.  "HMMmmph!<br/>"MAW, I WUZ PLAYIN THAT BANJO!" said the pretty Asian.<br/>"STUFF IT UP YER ASS FORE AH DO, ANNE-ANN!" said the blonde as she stormed into their log cabin and slammed the door.<br/><br/>Anne-Ann shut her mouth before Maw made good on her threat.<br/>A tall mixed black girl came down the path and spoke.  "Maw's still right pissed off about that witch that ran off with our grub, Anne-Ann.  Best stay quiet and out 'o her way."<br/>A slender blonde who looked like their mother must have looked about 15 years ago quietly exited the cabin and came to join them.  "Mary-Ann's right, Annie.  Until Maw finds a way to lure more city slickers down here, don't git her riled up or you'll be on the menu.  At least that witch didn't steal our ring."<br/>"But I wuz bored.  And that was our only banjo." Anne-Ann pouted.  "What do we do for fun now?  We don't even have a city slut to fuck."<br/>"Is she joshing' us Mary-Ann?" said the blond to the tall dark girl.<br/>"She must be Lou-Ann.  Girl have you done fergot what we did when we didn't have a city whore to fuck and carve up for vittles?"<br/>With that, both Mary-Ann and Louise-Ann unzipped and pulled down their Daisy Dukes (cut off jeans for you city folk) to reveal impressive hermaphrodite cocks.<br/><br/>Before long the 6 ft tall dark girl's H cup breasts and the 5'5" blond's DD cups were both bouncing as they spitted the 4'8" C-cupped Asian with foot long, 2" thick cocks.<br/>"It's like Maw always says, Annie" said Lou-Ann.  "Kinfolk makes the best fuckin'."<br/><br/>The girls had no sooner filled Anne-Ann's mouth and pussy with cum, than Maw burst out of the cabin.  "YAH-HOOO!" she yelled.  "Ah done figgered out how to git us some city folk down here for dinner!"<br/><br/>"TELL US MAW, TELL US!" the girls yelled.  Maw explained as Anne-Ann used a finger to wipe the cum from the edge of her mouth and suck the finger clean.<br/><br/>"One 'o those city folk left this here Sell-U-Lar phone, and I done watched enough Tee-Vee to figure out how to use it.  So we're gonna patch up th' bullit holes in that rubber raft we got and sell it on the line and…"<br/><br/>Soon after Maw had explained her idea and they fixed the raft, the following ad appeared on Dreggs list.<br/><br/>"Delivery-ance!  College Girls, Recreate the river raftin' from the movie.  Don't let the men folk have all the fun, yore jist as good as they are so prove it.  Used raftin' stuff for sale cheap.  It's safe, there ain't no redneck men gonna bother y'all down here.   We promise.  Just the thing for your spring break.  Contact Sue-Ann Coyfield at Dreggslist."<br/><br/>Before long the family walked out of the local post office after mailing the raft.  Sue-Ann waved the money from the check they'd cashed with an evil smile on her overly lipsticked lips.  "Girls, these college girls don't know that they've just paid to put themselves on the menu.  For all that book learning', they ain't got no more sense than the south end of a northbound mule."<br/>"Yore so smart Maw" the girls said and kissed her cheeks with their own overly lipsticked lips.<br/>"Save it for when we git home girls.  Like I always say, kinfolk makes the best fuckin'"<br/><br/>Somewhere, four beautiful freshman college girls opened a package from Dreggslist.  "Look here it is!  And they sent a map.  Boat landing here.  Rapids here.  "Sniper's Bluff" here.  Bar-B-Q here.  How sweet, they're having us for dinner.  THAT's Southern hospitality!"<br/><br/><span style="font-size: 150%; line-height: 116%;"><span style="text-decoration: underline">(Warning: If you haven't guessed by now, there will be hard vore, rape and cannibalism.</span></span>Open by request, two invited by PM, up to four players.  Y'all come back now, y' hear)