"hmm....alright, lumbers over to the store and eats the entire chip section...man i am tired..." *sits down over next to a tree and takes a nap, and is awoken by kids poking with a stick<br/>"its a dragon dude! omg dude!"<br/>ME: "piss off"<br/>Kids: "no dude, we will kill you dude!"<br/>Me: "screw it" *grabs kids and eat them* "Do what you want to them everyone inside of me" *falls back asleep*<br/>Kids: "On no dude, we have been eaten!"