(Alright that works)<br/><br/>Ladies and gentleman it's THE MIDNIGHT VORE SHOW with your host Steven Speeple! Steven walks onto a shiny, jet black stage, greeted by a roaring crowd eager to see new preds or new preys. The desk was less than extravagant, made of wood mostly, yet that didn't stop him from taking a seat right behind it. He was a caucasian man with a combover and a grey suit and he waved to the audience and camera.<br/><br/>Steven: Hello, to all the- (Steven looked under his desk.) -the 146 people watching. If you happened to have stumbled upon this while channel surfing this is the midnight vore show, the show where I interview people about eating people. You heard right, eating people.<br/><br/>Drain rose from behind a purple sofa that was next to the desk, his arms stretched out like a god ascending to a higher plane of existence. A choir of angels sung in the background as he does so.<br/><br/>Steven: Ladies and gentleman my co-host Drain.<br/><br/>The audience applauded quietly.<br/><br/>Steven: So I'm supposed to monologue something right?<br/><br/>Drain: Nah, lets just get the guest on man.<br/><br/>Steven: Don't we talk about topical stuff?<br/><br/>Drain: Man, what is topical anyway?<br/><br/>The audience applauded quietly.<br/><br/>Steven: Good point, ah alright. First guest, she's a Neko who eats people, give it up for Layla Lolico Roads!