[CC Command: Scream and Punch Some More]<br/><br/>You're really in no hurry to lose your virginity to some monster dogs. Besides, even if they didn't eat you, a part of you fears that the male in front of you could literally fuck you to death, espically if he's boosted by the magic river.<br/><br/>So, as the monster starts to stalk forward towards you, you do the only thing you can think of. The one method you learned for dealing with naughty dogs...<br/><br/>You smack the pooch on the nose, followed up by a harsh and reprimanding "No! Bad Dog!"<br/><br/>A moment of stunned silence passes, and then...<br/><br/>[Intimidation Check:... Critical Success!]<br/><br/>The dire dog, who stands at the same height you do despite being on all fours, cowers in front of you, whimpering as it tucks its tail between its legs. You blink in surprise. You had expected some reaction, but not that of a regular dog! Perhaps they aren't as feral as you thought...<br/><br/>The dog that already has prey inside of it looks over at the sounds of its partner whimpering, and you can swear that it roles its eyes before laying back down on the cold stone to digest whatever it struggling in its stomach.<br/><br/>Well, you have a dog now.... Apparently.<br/><br/>[Awaiting Input]<br/><br/>(Ok... So, I was actually expecting the intimidation check to fail, and then I would move on to the 'Escape' command, which would really determine how the encounter would turn out. And then I rolled a natural 20... So, congrats! You won't be raped/eaten for a little longer.)