*at Creative Writing Club*<br/><br/>Me: There's this story I kinda want to share, but it's a little weird.  It's about a shut-in who... swallows a midget.<br/><br/>Shameless Pervert Girl Who Takes Furry Porn Commissions:  Oh, you mean vore!?<br/><br/>Seemingly Straight-laced Club President:  Oh yeah, it's vore!<br/><br/>Me *looking utterly oblivious and innocent* :  ...What?<br/><br/>Shameless Pervert Girl:  It it sexualized?<br/><br/>Me: Um...<br/><br/>SPG: That means it is.  It's vore!<br/><br/>Me: Wait, what?<br/><br/>SPG: Vore, it's a genre of porn.  People eating people.<br/><br/>Club Prez.: And other things eating people.<br/><br/>Me: Huh... well I didn't intend it to be sexualized.  I have absolutely no idea what vore is.  The idea of being swallowed by beautiful woman, digested and turned into poop has absolutely no sexual appeal to me, as I am most definitely not a vore artist or writer, and I absolutely don't have an account on Eka's Portal as someguy1294.<br/><br/>...<img alt="&gt;.&gt;" src="./images/smilies/shifty.gif" title="Shifty eyes"/>They're on to me.  They're fuckin' everywhere.<br/><br/>But I think I'll be safe as as long as I play it cool.  They can't prove anything.  Not yet, anyways.