Koz heard a titanic cracking noise. She barely had time to jump back before the broken tree crashed down in front of her. She spied the culprit, sitting on the twisted stump. In a right huff, she stomped over to him. Standing there, she drew herself up to her full height and loomed over the seated man, "Just what in the hell do you think you're doing, young man? Cutting down trees in a national park is a felony," She was becoming a deft liar, after all, "I'm afraid you'll have to come with me to our...holding cell."