(Thank you, thank you, I'll  be here all night! Or at least until Sam's next potty break! *badumCRASH!* Sam's so popular she's got friends out the wazoo. Or should I say coming out of her wazoo? *badumCRASH!* They say it's what's on the inside that counts. I hope it ain't true, or else Sam's gonna fail math while I'm in her! *badumCRASH!* I've heard people say that in every big woman, there's a smaller one begging to get out. Yeah right, I begged to get in one! *badumCRASH!* A great man once said we should people by the contents of their character. I guess Sam's getting judged on Cafeteria leftovers and Cat Girl! *badumCRASH!* If I don't give Sam indigestion, these jokes sure will. *badumCRASH!* You know, my stomach keeps tossing and turning. Can you keep it down out there Sam? *badumCRASH!*)