(Aw fuck it, let's begin.)<br/><br/>The wind blew across the darkened grass as the sun rose to shine on the corrupted lands. Morning in the dark lands. Deep within a seemingly abandoned castle, evil slept. No, not some dark power, or a whole army of evil creatures. Just one, a dark elf. Vash the Destroyer. He slept within a bed in one of the many bedrooms, resting in peace. Even though it was day, Vash was a heavy sleeper, and he normally did not wake up until it was the early afternoon, or when something woke him up...