(I'm guessing your talking to the misc.stand guy)"Well I do say that you have quite the item there"the elf said in a rather creepily ethusiastic way,that most would find loopy."How about this nice crystal ball,or maybe this staff of magical wonders"the elf said picking up both items.Or maybe you see somethin here,that you would like?"The elf said motioning around him.(Just think of some wacky items.As long as they aren't weapons or armor than it should be fine)