*five minutes ago*<br/><br/>Mmm... too lazy to make dinner.  I know, I'll have some honey-almond granola!<br/><br/>*after eating granola*<br/><br/>Hmm... oddly unsatisfying.  Need more protein What else we got?<br/><br/>*rummages through fridge*<br/><br/>Egg-salad a jalapeno potato chips?  Fuck yeah!<br/><br/>*scarfs egg-salad and chips*<br/><br/>OH SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK MY STOMACH WHY DID I EAT THAT ON TOP OF HONEY-ALMOND GRANOLA WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING FUUUUUUCK!!!!!