"Next, since you're in Hell, take advantage of it.  They sell slavegirls for food here.  If you ask the slavegirls in the market, if they will enthsiastically WANT to screw you till you're exhausted in exchange for you Not Eating them, I'm sure you'll have a few takers.  How about it?  I'll walk to the market with you and help you pick a pet slave girl."