<blockquote><div><cite>XarcesTheDelicious wrote:</cite> "Oh please, don't flatter yourself ma'am, I'm not the type to go around swallowing people no more then any average human is, even if I where your fiancé isn't that appetizing that I would simply wolf em down among the company of so many. Clearly it was a side effect from the teleportation, or at worst your fiancé has some suicidal tendencies and chose me out of everyone to enact his fantasies upon, or perhaps even he took my offer for a comforting hand to hold a bit too far...choosing my stomach as a safe haven from the uncertainty of teleportation" Xarces chuckling at this last thought. "I do apologize however, but I must admit that if anyone is the victim in this incident it is certainly I. For how would you feel if you where simply going about your business, to suddenly have someone force themselves inside you, to feel them writhing around in an area of your body where only food has ever had the privileged to tread....why ma'am I dare say that your fiance has molested me....yes, I have been raped and surely ought to be given some manner of compensation!" </div></blockquote><br/><br/>[Make a DC 17 fort save Xar. Linda is casting Spontaneous Immolation. Rape is NOT a god damn joke and I shouldn't be the only one trying to kill you for that.]<br/><br/>EDIT: Not letting you erase the evidence that easy.