[CC Command: Fuck the Stream!]<br/><br/>You stand there, watching the now-paralyzed rat float off down stream, as you attempt to decide which route would be the best to take. Upstream... or Downstream?<br/><br/>Stupid stream, forcing you to make these kinds of decisions. First it ignores you, and now it wants you to choose a route in a dungeon that you have no idea what the layout is? Who does this stream think it is? Just because it has magical properties doesn't make it better than you!<br/><br/>Upstream... or Downstream...<br/><br/>And for that matter! What was with this stupid river?! How the heck did it possess some weird orgasmic magic?! And worst of all, you couldn't experience it for yourself without risking death by drowning/sensory overload! That wasn't fair at all!<br/><br/>Upstream or... Fuck it!<br/><br/>[Attack Roll: ... Failed]<br/><br/>Angrily, you fling your only weapon at the flowing water. This will show that stupid stream from completely ignoring you!<br/><br/>Or not. Your weapon splashes into the river limply, seeming completely unaffected by the magic. You can only stare as the Scrap Dagger floats off after the she-rat.<br/><br/>You're beginning to think you have issues...<br/><br/>[Scrap Dagger Removed]<br/><br/>[CC Command: Head Upstream.]<br/><br/>Taking a deep breath, and swallowing any regret that may remain, you turn and walk upstream, determined to find the source of this magic water. You continue to walk for a bit, with only the flowing of the stream to keep you company... You suddenly feel the need to go pee.<br/><br/>The crystals are still growing out of the walls on both sides of the stream, and you casually caress them at each opportunity. Still, you feel your anger returning, as the unchanging scenery begins to get to you...<br/><br/>And then, suddenly, you see a giant frog.<br/><br/>He's sitting on the other side of the river, and he appears to be slightly larger than you. You're glad you chose to walk on this side of the stream, as he takes up the entirety of the other walkway. You can see one of his large, bulbous eyes is looking at you, as he lets out a loud croak.<br/><br/>How the heck did he even get there?<br/><br/>[Awaiting Input]<br/><br/>(Note: Thanks to RandomName for resolving the stalemate.)