<blockquote><div><cite>Houyo wrote:</cite>Inari smiled. "Aaah, finally someone around here knows how to suck up." She said, still paying no mind to the soldier as she pointed the gun at her. "But I believe you called me for something?"<br/><br/>(Sorry for the delay.)</div></blockquote><br/><br/>(OOC Geeze she's a bitch!<img alt=":)" src="./images/smilies/smile.gif" title="Smile"/>Time of the millenium or something? On a side note, consider poor Keichi Morisato. Three godesses in the house, two of whom are definitely old enough, and one who's not far off. Synchronous cycles... the guy must have balls of solid neutronium.)<br/><br/>Andy looked puzzled. "I called?... I'm sure I didn't say anything out loud... uh, sorry, you've got me a bit wrong footed. I was sort of praying that the soldier lady over there wouldn't kill me, but it turns out she's a nice person who didn't anyway."<br/><br/>He turned to the soldier, seeing her gun raised. "I'm sorry, I should use your name, but I don't know it yet... Umm... Could you please put the gun down again? I don't want anyone to get hurt, especially me. You didn't hear me pray out loud did you? Apparently, imminent death has a way of fuzzing my memory."<br/><br/>He looked back to Inari. "I wasn't 'sucking up'. If you're a goddess, I should use the correct forms of respect... actually, I wasn't sure if the right suffix was -dono, or -sama. If you really are the Japanese goddess Inari, goddess of prosperity and foxes, you're sort of my patron deity, which is another reason for respect.<br/><br/>"But 'sucking up' implies I want something. All I wanted was to offer some food, and see you out of the line of fire. Do you think I risked having my tail shot off for the fun of it? I smashed that window to cause a distraction so you could get away! I didn't want to see someone like me get killed because they were the wrong species! Scratch that, I didn't want to see anyone get hurt period!" He was getting annoyed, then slumped.<br/><br/>"But as usual, all I manage is to fail epically. Why did I think I could save anyone? I can't even save myself." He opened up the bag and brought out the sushi packs and biscuits, and brought them to her. "Here, megami-sama. Enjoy."<br/><br/>(Inside his head. He doesn't believe your a goddess, therefore, he doesn't believe you can do anything for him. He's annoyed that you didn't say thank you, and depressed that it's all gone so horribly wrong.)