The minoboar, over four times larger than you are, laughs and remains seated. His hairy, filthy, boarish buttocks smell terrible.<br/><br/>"No way, I've been on my feet for hours, so I'm just going to sit here and rest for a while," he says.<br/><br/>He blasts a long, wet fart on you.<br/><br/>"Pardon me," he chuckles, "Those fluffy dragons always give me gas."