DING-DONG!<br/><br/>The farmer, Hendricks, opened the front door, beer on his breath as he glanced around. Odd. Nobody was there...<br/><br/>Then he noticed something was hanging overhead. It looked like a hand on a pulley, designed to swing down and press his doorbell...he blinked in surprise before scaly arms wrapped around him and tugged him inside the house.<br/><br/>"Your wife is chained in the basement." Ophidian hissed. "...I think you need to learn some CHIVALRY!"