I am tossed in a cage in some kind of store with other humans in cages around me. One of the centaurs, the one who tossed me in, says, "You abomination! You are blight on our world...."<br/><br/>I simply laugh mockingly, "Me? You hypocrate, you're a half breed yourself! I bet some mage got horny and spliced himself with a stallion magically, and shagged the poor, poor mare that was your mother!" At this, the centaur who I just insulted is about to strike at me, the other one holds him back, and says, "No, don't strike him! I don't want my merchandise harmed!" The other centaur then simply snorts in my direction, and retorts back to me, "You are nothing, a worthless fool who will end up in someone's gut...." And I snarl back at him, "And you are sorry waste of a mount! You were supposed to be slaves to humainty, but then you became a horrible combination of man and beast, and now you are just a sorry spawn of a knocked-up mare!<br/><br/>And with that, the door to my cage is slammed shut, and I turn to look out of my bars, waiting for whoever my fatefull owner will be....