(Of course you can join, Wierdost.)<br/>There was a quick flash of light, a short burst of pain, and in an instant, the demoness found herself back in hell. She glanced around, confused about the situation. Her supervisor dashed into the room.<br/>"What happened out there?" he asked.<br/>"Sonofabitch shot me! He shot me!" She began to yell incomprehensibly.<br/>"Calm down! Calm down! Calm down! No big deal. No big deal. We've got his soul in that contract, remember? The second he drops dead, he's all ours."<br/>She sighed and took a seat.<br/>"No, no, no. He's not gonna drop dead. That's why I'm upset. He's immortal. That was his wish. He wanted immortality, I gave him IMMORTALITY AND"<br/>"Calm down! Calm down! We can still get him. So he shot you?"<br/>"He had a whole ARMY shoot me."<br/>"What do you mean?" The supervisor began to look pale.<br/>"I... I didn't catch how many there were. But there were a good bit. He had a whole mansion full of them."<br/>The supervisor sat down and rubbed his temples.<br/>"This isn't good. We're gonna have to have all the evidence of this destroyed. We're gonna need a specialist."<br/>"You mean...?"<br/>The supervisor smiled.<br/>"Linda."<br/>The demoness smiled and relaxed a little. "Good, I was worried for a minute there."<br/>"In the meantime" the supervisor continued, "I need you to get back to your ordinary job."<br/>"Good, good. Hopefully I won't have to go through that again."<br/>She ascended to Earth in a burst of flame.<br/>The supervisor picked up his phone.<br/>"Linda, we got a job for you. No, it's not a big one. You'll be getting quite a meal, though..."<br/><br/>(Okay, let me get Wierdost started on his arc, then we can get back to your storyline.)