<blockquote><div><cite>Cinquint wrote:</cite><blockquote><div><cite>SomeGuy1294 wrote:</cite>*strolls in wearing a business suit*<br/><br/>Hi.  I'm from Acme Coma Insurance.  The owner of this establishment apparently purchased a massive policy a while back.  Which one of you is...<br/><br/>*checks notes*<br/><br/>Cinquint the Bastard?</div></blockquote><br/>Biatch! I've been in two comas! Where have you been? <br/>*grows to normal size and blows jar apart*<br/>Welp, what's the damage, Acme-doc?<br/></div></blockquote><br/><br/>*studies clipboard*<br/><br/>Hmm... wait a tic.  This says you owe your employees for over a month of back-pay.  Sorry, but it looks like this money has been seized by Dual and Ven.  I'd say 'tough break', but we all know you deserve it.  You bastard.<br/><br/>*hands Dual and Ven one enormous sack of money each*<br/><br/>Also, you apparently haven't been paying rent on this place, and it appears that Dual and Ven have enough money to buy the Tavern.  Also, you're not wearing any pants, and that girl you had a crush on in high school is here.  And is laughing at you.<br/><br/>*hands Dual and Ven one new puppy each*<br/><br/>*surveys justice served*<br/><br/>My work here is done...<br/><br/>*vanishes into shadows.