(Hope it's okay to join<img alt=":)" src="./images/smilies/smile.gif" title="Smile"/>)<br/><br/>name - Dan<br/>age - 21<br/>gender - Male<br/>height - 6 inches<br/>looks - Human, blue eyes, dark brown hair, lithe lightly-muscled body<br/>personality - curious, naive<br/>class - prey<br/><br/>Dan awoke with his head spinning and with the single question "Where am I?" in his head. He was on a shelf on the kitchen wall, several feet from the ground. He could hear female voices, but in his confusion they seemed distant and blurred. He crouched down low behind an old decorative teapot, exercising caution in this strange place and trying to gather his senses and eavesdrop on the female speakers. He looked around and suddenly realized "I'm crouched behind a teapot!?". Looking around him he saw other oversized objects - a spoon as long as his body, a sugar cube several sizes bigger than his head and . . . a spider, huge and hairy, slowly making it's way towards him with eager, chomping mandibles. He bolted in terror away from the spider screaming "Help me! Help! Please!" hoping the women could hear him and come to his rescue.