Chad busted into the room wearing his burned and stained labcoat, he had a tub full of ice with a dozen test tubes filled with a green gel-like fluid submerged halfway into the ice. “Hay, guys!” he said enthusiastically, trying not to sound uncomfortable – he wasn’t used to spending time in<span style="font-style: italic">that end of the dorm</span>and was anxious in light of the sort of stories that he’s heard about some of the inhabitance. “There’s a big barbeque going on tonight, I figure you guys might want to come along,” he said, setting the tub down on the bed next to the lube while he searched himself for a pen and paper. “I’ve been working on my boogaloo skills and I think I’m ready to own the dance floor,” he said looking at Dugles, “I think I’m ready to challenge you for the title.” He started popping and roboting, miming writing something down on the pad as part of the dance.<br/>That’s when Vance came in, shoving Chad from behind. Chad fell forward onto the bed, knocking over the tub with the test tubes. “What’s up preppy?” Vance said, “What you doing hanging out with these guys.”<br/>“Vance, you’re such a jerk,” Chad said, trying to recover the tubes, “Look at what you did.”<br/>“Whatever. I’ll see you at the BBQ tonight, right? Bring your friends,” he said while gesturing to the others in the room, “We totally won’t make fun of you this time. Oh man, I got to go – the Ultimate Frisbee game’s about to start. It’s going to be EX-treme!”<br/>Vance left and Chad scrambled to reorganize the test tubes. “Gee, I’m sorry about that guys, Vance is just such a dick sometimes,” Chad said, “I got to get back to the lab before these samples get too warm. Heat makes this shit go nuts. We use this stuff to mutate the monkeys in the lab, who knows what would happen if it got all over the place,” he said as he was about to leave.<br/>Unaware to him, one of the tubes found its way into the bag with the lube.<br/><br/>((I'm sorry, the title is just too hard to resist. Does anyone mind if I turn this into a script if we get a character arc going?))