<blockquote><div><cite>SomeGuy1294 wrote:</cite><blockquote><div><cite>Dualgunner wrote:</cite><blockquote><div><cite>Cinquint wrote:</cite>And are they REEEALLY sad? o 3o</div></blockquote><br/>Are they sad about fucking the mother?<br/><br/>Or do they only fuck sad mothers?</div></blockquote><br/><br/>While said mother-fucker is undoubtedly sad, I can't actually prove that they literally fucked somebody's mother.<br/><br/>They do betray you and try to kill your ass three minutes after befriending you, however.  <br/><br/>The first time that happened, I killed him with a pot lid.  He was using throwing knives.  THAT is sad.</div></blockquote><br/>Before the fight starts, always say:<br/><br/>"You better duck, because I'm about to turn left and I don't want to smack you with my dick."