"It might help cheer them up if they were half as drunk as the patrons here." Ophidian said as he took a chug of his Roy Rogers, polishing it off. "I'll have to get another one. I'd order myself something stronger, but I get VERY bad when I drink, I cannot hold my alcohol whatsoever. Found that out on a date with a young human female. Shy blond type." He said, turning to look at DJ, squarely in her eyes. "Speaking of, I noticed you've been chatting it up with a nice looking youngling. What's her name?"