Spruced up gameshow music begins to play over the cheering and clapping of the crowd. A large, white Kitsune steps out from behind the curtains, taking his place behind a pedestal obviously made for the game-show host. All cameras point on him as introductions are made.<br/><br/>"Heeellooooooo there ladies and gentlemen!! Welcome to the first ever showing of 'Down the Hatch!', the Gameshow where only the fittest survive, and where your prize is not money or fame...but your opponents! That is right! You get to eat the loser, should you win...though, if you lose? You...go...DOWN THE HATCH!" His voice rings out in time with the crowd's whom - surprizingly enough - has already caught on. "You might have already seen our sister show, Belly Battles. Well, if you liked that, you will certainly be in for a treat here!"<br/><br/>"I am Kahmori, your host for this evening." He leans forwards onto his little pedestal, a coy grin plastered across his face "Okay. Lets get started with a few rules, shall we? First off, If you decide to play...you are fair game. You lose? Guess what? You get eaten, Unbirthed, Cockvored - whatever in the hells your opponent should desire. If you think you can't handle this...well, you'd likely be better staying in the audience!"<br/><br/>Reaching beneath his pedestal, he removes a handful of items, holding them up one by one "Should you be the winner, and your prey becomes un-cooperative, we have many ways to make them far more complacent. Shrinking potions, Sedatives, Paralytic venoms - you name it, we got it. If they are especially difficult - hey, i'll bring them down to size! Quite literally." He replaces the items with a great flourish, before continuing.<br/><br/>"There will be four rounds, and five contestants, with one contestant being eaten every round. The one with the 'fewest points' will be eaten by the one that has scored the most points in that given round. If two are tied for first - or last - there will be a sudden death question asked. The one to get it right progresses. The one who gets it wrong? Well, you get the idea."<br/><br/>"The rounds are broken down into three categories. Trivia - where any sort of question might be asked. Obstacle course - where you must get past the obstacles to win. Specialized trivia - trivia about vore in general. There will also be a single sudden-death match between our lowest-scoring competitor, for a chance to be eaten by someone in the audience, who will come forwards to take their place!"<br/><br/>The Kitsune takes a long, deep breath, then continues "Now, the most important rule - no cheating. If you are caught cheating, *I* will be eating you. Despite how much i'd love that, it would be in your best interest to avoid cheating. Don't play a game the way it is meant to be played? Expect to go 'DOWN THE HATCH!'."<br/><br/>Finally, Kahmori peers into the audience, a massive smile creasing his muzzle "Now, then. Lets get this show on the road, shall we? Today, we go up into the Audience, seeking those whom wish to test their skill and wits against others! We have room for five contestants. Come forwards, any brave soul - lets see what you are made of!! Just remember - in this game, you play for keeps!"<br/><br/>(A note for those intending to play - i am going to keep things fair, but expect that you might be eaten at any time, without real consent. That is part of the fun of it - having a host that might do anything, at any time. Not to mention, games that are based off of knowledge AND luck. If you do not want to be eaten - posting here is likely not the best idea.<img alt=";)" src="./images/smilies/wink.gif" title="Wink"/>Want to be eaten? PM me - i'm sure i can work something in. ^.^)