"Welcome to the first annual Vore Olympics!" the announcer cries out joyfully. "In this competion, athletes will compete in various events until only one person remains! What will happen to the losers, you ask? Well, I'll tell you! The one who places last in an event will be eaten by the one who placed first. The winner will be able to eat the loser any way he or she wants to! Now, let's wait for our athletes!"