The message displaying on Mr. Sign's front changes in a flurry of rapidly-shifting letters and symbols, coming to a stop about 10 seconds later:<span style="font-weight: bold">"Methinks that someone cannot make up their mind.  For the safety of yourself and those around you, we highly suggest to come to a decision <span style="font-style: italic">before</span> one of our pets decides to eat you.  Thank you, and have a "nice" day!"</span>