<blockquote><div><cite>DarkPinkie wrote:</cite><div style="padding: 3px; background-color: #FFFFFF; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; font-size: 1em;"><div style="text-transform: uppercase; border-bottom: 1px solid #CCCCCC; margin-bottom: 3px; font-size: 0.8em; font-weight: bold; display: block;"><span onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') {  this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerHTML = '&lt;b&gt;Spoiler: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href=\'#\' onClick=\'return false;\'&gt;hide&lt;/a&gt;'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerHTML = '&lt;b&gt;Spoiler: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href=\'#\' onClick=\'return false;\'&gt;show&lt;/a&gt;'; }"><b>Spoiler: </b><a href="#" onclick="return false;">show</a></span></div><div class="quotecontent"><div style="display: none;"><span style="font-weight: bold">Tieh</span><br/>You manage to slowly get yourself to the crate. Even to pick it off the spike. As you are about to try and open it a tiny shift in your weight casues your foot to hit a tiny puddle of water which made it loose enough friction and start to slide away under you. This in turn cause you to fall over with a startled yelp and start sliding down the side of the very spiky cliff. <a class="postlink" href="https://youtu.be/kWgB6xTI--8?t=17s">This won't end well.</a><br/><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="margin: 0;padding: 0;border: 0;"><div style=" background-color: #FFEBD5;color: #000000; -moz-border-radius: 16px; -webkit-border-radius: 16px; border: 1px solid #FFFFFF; padding: 4px;font-size: 1em;">  The acrobatics was just one shy of the DC I set for you. Be careful, obsidian is slippery, especially wet obsidian.<br/>You get hit by 1 (1d4) obsidian spike which gets an attack roll of 25(d20+10) VS your AC which I can assume is a hit. It deals 6 (1d4+2) damage to you. This could have ended pretty badly, but you where lucky to only get hit by a single spike. 6 lethal damage is pretty nasty though. At least you still got your crate right?  </div><img src="./images/think.gif"/></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div><br/></div></blockquote><br/><span style="font-size: 1%; line-height: 116%;">"No! <span style="font-style: italic">They </span>hold the advantage!"</span><br/><br/>((S'okay; grandma always told me health points were for sissies. Having only a quarter of my health left must make me stronger than the rest of the players. Or something.))<br/><br/>"Wh--oh--" Tieh's teeth clicked shut instinctively just before she slammed into the ground, narrowly preventing her from biting off her tongue. She tried to squirm her way backwards, but that only made matters worse, and a few seconds later, she was sliding towards the water below. She might have enjoyed it--still did enjoy it, on some level--if not for the spike. The damn thing dug into her side, dragging along her rib-cage as she shot past it; the only thing that kept her from screaming was the knowledge that, if she did, there was a good chance she'd lose her tongue as well as a good chunk of skin. She collided with the shallow water at a speed that felt far greater than it actually was, and in another second, she was back on her feet, howling and cursing and spitting in pain, frustration, and exhilaration. "Fucking...<span style="font-style: italic">Garlic</span>," she spat, after a good, long minute of stress relief. She kicked at the crate, then hurriedly righted it as the breached top began to spin towards the water. "Oh no you don't; not getting out of this<span style="font-style: italic">that</span>easily! Where do you find a doctor on a deserted... HELLO!" She began shouting, cupping one hand ineffectually around the side of her mouth. "Survivor over here! I've been stabbed in the side by an angry cliff, but on the bright side, I've got a damaged crate, and,<span style="font-style: italic">apparently,</span>it's full of garlic!" She glared in the general direction of the sky, then cursed again, softly, and began looking around for anything that might pass for solid ground to someone who wasn't particularly picky about what they chose to stand on. So long as it wasn't black, shiny, and covered in spikes, it was probably better than where she was at the time.<br/><br/><span style="font-size: 1%; line-height: 116%;">"Soaked to the <span style="font-style: italic">bone!</span></span><br/><br/><blockquote><div><cite>DarkPinkie wrote:</cite><div style="padding: 3px; background-color: #FFFFFF; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; font-size: 1em;"><div style="text-transform: uppercase; border-bottom: 1px solid #CCCCCC; margin-bottom: 3px; font-size: 0.8em; font-weight: bold; display: block;"><span onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') {  this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerHTML = '&lt;b&gt;Spoiler: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href=\'#\' onClick=\'return false;\'&gt;hide&lt;/a&gt;'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerHTML = '&lt;b&gt;Spoiler: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href=\'#\' onClick=\'return false;\'&gt;show&lt;/a&gt;'; }"><b>Spoiler: </b><a href="#" onclick="return false;">show</a></span></div><div class="quotecontent"><div style="display: none;"><span style="font-weight: bold">Tieh</span><br/>You manage to slowly get yourself to the crate. Even to pick it off the spike. As you are about to try and open it a tiny shift in your weight casues your foot to hit a tiny puddle of water which made it loose enough friction and start to slide away under you. This in turn cause you to fall over with a startled yelp and start sliding down the side of the very spiky cliff. <a class="postlink" href="https://youtu.be/kWgB6xTI--8?t=17s">This won't end well.</a><br/><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="margin: 0;padding: 0;border: 0;"><div style=" background-color: #FFEBD5;color: #000000; -moz-border-radius: 16px; -webkit-border-radius: 16px; border: 1px solid #FFFFFF; padding: 4px;font-size: 1em;">  The acrobatics was just one shy of the DC I set for you. Be careful, obsidian is slippery, especially wet obsidian.<br/>You get hit by 1 (1d4) obsidian spike which gets an attack roll of 25(d20+10) VS your AC which I can assume is a hit. It deals 6 (1d4+2) damage to you. This could have ended pretty badly, but you where lucky to only get hit by a single spike. 6 lethal damage is pretty nasty though. At least you still got your crate right?  </div><img src="./images/think.gif"/></td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></div><br/></div></blockquote><br/><span style="font-size: 1%; line-height: 116%;">"No! <span style="font-style: italic">They </span>hold the advantage!"</span><br/><br/>((S'okay; grandma always told me health points were for sissies. Having only a quarter of my health left must make me stronger than the rest of the players. Or something.))<br/><br/>"Wh--oh--" Tieh's teeth clicked shut instinctively just before she slammed into the ground, narrowly preventing her from biting off her tongue. She tried to squirm her way backwards, but that only made matters worse, and a few seconds later, she was sliding towards the water below. She might have enjoyed it--still did enjoy it, on some level--if not for the spike. The damn thing dug into her side, dragging along her rib-cage as she shot past it; the only thing that kept her from screaming was the knowledge that, if she did, there was a good chance she'd lose her tongue as well as a good chunk of skin. She collided with the shallow water at a speed that felt far greater than it actually was, and in another second, she was back on her feet, howling and cursing and spitting in pain, frustration, and exhilaration. "Fucking...<span style="font-style: italic">Garlic</span>," she spat, after a good, long minute of stress relief. She kicked at the crate, then hurriedly righted it as the breached top began to spin towards the water. "Oh no you don't; not getting out of this<span style="font-style: italic">that</span>easily! Where do you find a doctor on a deserted... HELLO!" She began shouting, cupping one hand ineffectually around the side of her mouth. "Survivor over here! I've been stabbed in the side by an angry cliff, but on the bright side, I've got a damaged crate, and,<span style="font-style: italic">apparently,</span>it's full of garlic!" She glared in the general direction of the sky, then cursed again, softly, and began looking around for anything that might pass for solid ground to someone who wasn't particularly picky about what they chose to stand on. So long as it wasn't black, shiny, and covered in spikes, it was probably better than where she was at the time.<br/><br/><span style="font-size: 1%; line-height: 116%;">"Soaked to the <span style="font-style: italic">bone!</span></span><br/><br/><div style="padding: 3px; background-color: #FFFFFF; border: 1px solid #d8d8d8; font-size: 1em;"><div style="text-transform: uppercase; border-bottom: 1px solid #CCCCCC; margin-bottom: 3px; font-size: 0.8em; font-weight: bold; display: block;"><span onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') {  this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerHTML = '&lt;b&gt;Spoiler: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href=\'#\' onClick=\'return false;\'&gt;hide&lt;/a&gt;'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerHTML = '&lt;b&gt;Spoiler: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href=\'#\' onClick=\'return false;\'&gt;show&lt;/a&gt;'; }"><b>Spoiler: </b><a href="#" onclick="return false;">show</a></span></div><div class="quotecontent"><div style="display: none;">Perception check:<br/><a class="postlink" href="http://orokos.com/roll/394599">7. I have no idea what I did to piss RNGesus off this badly.</a></div></div></div>