(Dude, you don't want to live in california. It's fuckin' 90 degrees outside and it's April, the air is so fucked up that if you go up high enough(like on a big hill or mountain) you can actually SEE it, most of the girls here are either stuck up prudes or sleezy sluts and the girls who aren't one of those are ugly as shit. California is vastly overrated, trust me, I know, I live there.)