"Oh, um, yeah, that's me," she says, blushing slightly. "He's still alive right now, but he probably won't be for much longer. You might have to wait until tomorrow until he comes back, I'm afraid. It's a pleasure to meet you, though." She slithers up to him, coiling her long body beneath herself into the snake equivalent of a sitting position. Once all thirty feet of her are in the room, she offers him the tip of her tail in a handshake.