"Th-they're everywhere!" she exclaims, hugging her half-naked body close to his. "Pokemon! Like out of the video games! Th-they're here! I-I don't know how, b-but they're out there... I was attacked by a bird pokemon; it dropped me and I fell through the roof of your house over there... B-but can you do me a favour, please? I'm s-so hungry... I just want someone to f-feed me..."