"Eat me?" Screamed Susen.  "You said you woudn't eat me!"<br/><br/>"No, I said I wouldn't cut off your head.  There's a difference.  Don't worry.  We'll cast protection from cooking on you and reconstitute you.  But tomorrow it's...<br/><br/>Teriaki Koonago Kabobs."<br/><br/>((Same disclaimer as above.  Also, Ethal, you're about done.  Bring the Chianti and Fava Beans.))