*Barusa replied*, "The big tubby one is my peoples leader Yggdrasil, the smaller one is apparently the pirate queen or something. Their sisters and like to go around telling people their gods...Big mama Yiggy has done some impressive things, she's absurdly strong even for a Hana. But nothing I'd say was God worthy." *Barusa sat her claws on her belly kneading her presumed occupants inside*, "I saw her lift a battleship once, and on another occasion swallow an entire whale in one gulp, the only sign I know of is her age, Most hana die at age 20, thats a very precise date too, the second we turn 20 its just 'hurk' and we're dead on our feet...Yiggy there is definitely older than 20."<br/><br/>*Nono would suddenly raise her voice*, "I CAN hear you over there you know, goddess of air over here, the punishment for denouncing a god in my house is DEA- boot to the head!" *A fabulous red boot would suddenly fly out of nowhere and strike Barusa square in the head*, "HAH! Serves ya right...lemme reinforce this, I'm not so sure about Yiggy here but I know for a fact that I am a goddess, Were old, some of the oldest living things period, but if that won't prove my point.", *Nono clapped her little claws and the mist surrounding the town would suddenly burst away, revealing the city in its true splendor, they were resting upon an ocean of clouds, above a gorgeous blue sky, below, pure white fluffy clouds as far as the eye could see*, "the only reason any of you can even breath up here is because I will it, otherwise the oxygen would be so thin you'd literally choke on your own words...Yiggy is the smallest of the gods of senkai shes number 12, I'm number 3 show some fucking respect dammit, I've earned it a thousand times over....and for peats sake people offer up some fruit from time to time...its fruit!"<br/><br/>"Oh come on Nono if you force them into viewing us as deities your just going to scare them, see look, Viv is already annoyed", *Yiggy promptly corrected making Nono pout a bit.*<br/><br/>"It's not bloody fair though! I've been working my ass off for these clowns with nothing to show for it!, you only have to deal with a few jungles and forests, I'm lifting the fucking sky! it's hard..."<br/><br/>"Oh please Nono your a full grown goddess quit whining about a silly little claw cramp", *Yiggy snapped back*<br/><br/>"When your fingers are three parsecs long, and your cramps last for eight decades you'll be grumpy too." (anyone who realizes the implications of that, Nono's true form dwarfs Yggdrasils and Toras by CRAZY HUGE)<br/>-=-=-=-<br/><br/>"I'm sorry to hear you haven't been having a good time, but look at it this way, you have a few new members in your crew now lots of loot, and you found a place to store said loot, Nono here will guard your treasure...and I'll eat any thieves that get caught, we...don't expect you to trust us so instead why don't we just show you the vault...it isn't in her stomach so don't worry, shes fruitarian..." *As if to emphasize that point, Yggdrasil pulled a plum the size of a watermelon out of her hair and handed it to the much smaller Nono*, "AHA! See Respect!", *Nono held the giant plum up like a trophy waiving it around a little before tossing it in the air and with a few swipes of her little claws, air diced it into small manageable levitating squares which she nibbled on going forward.*<br/><br/>"Look, if you don't trust me your a damn fool, I've  been helping every sailor since the day they were born, I hear your wishes on the wind and do my best to steer you all clear of storms, the sky wants to do its own thing and I can't always stop shit from going sideways but I'm doing enough work for nine deities here so cut me some fruit...nom..."<br/><br/>"The whole reason your here is to get aquainted with Cloud Nine, its a really useful place just for pirates, any salty dog could think of several uses for such a place, running from a navy, don't wan't to get caught up in the war, need a lift to the other side of the world, ecct....what I'm trying to say really is, "try to show just a little gratitude, I didn't tear your shit appart last time we met, I could've, but I'm a nice person, don't make me regret my support of your actions..."<br/><br/>"Nono your droning again"<br/><br/>"...FUCK WITH ME TOO MUCH AND I'LL TEAR YOU APART CAPICHE!" *Nono in the blink of an eye went from cute little birdy to death eagel, all her features hardening up into streamlined hunter mode"<br/><br/>*Yiggy just face palmed* "Your hopeless." *the little god bird just puffed white mist and pouted some more.*<br/>-=-=-=-<br/><br/>"I think the little ones having a bad day" *Barusa stated back to Mel, now with a red boot print on the side of her face*<br/><br/>*Nono's eyes scrunched up and stared right at Barusa* "Ya think?"