Jerry straightened and said "Let me go get some au jus from the kitchen, and I will be right back with your meal, sir."   With that he walked back to the kitchen.<br/><br/>In a couple of minutes he returned stripped naked and carrying a 2-ft wide pan of steaming hot au jus.   Jerry placed the pan on the table and then asked "Where did you want me for your dinner?"   As he asked that, Jerry's  somewhat small package started to get hard as he presented himself for the hungry diner.