can you swim? Out last beach lifeguard didn't make it past his first day on duty... And I need someone to help me enforce the rules on the beach. You would make a great help... and it comes with a shiny gold badge like mine.  all I have to do is train you... and its pretty simple too. people have to do what you say.  as my partner (if you do all right) you literally own half the beach. And should something happen to ME... You get ownership of the ENTIRE beach... consider my offer.