The otter smiled pleasantly. "Don't blame me, Miss Kimiko is the one with the low sense of humour. I'm just a cake golem, specifically a strawberry cheesecake golem."<br/><br/>She picked up the knife  and sliced off a foot, revealling that the interior, under a layer of carefully coloured and densely layered spun sugar 'fur', was made up of alternating layers of strawberry filling, creamy cheese mousse, and biscuit crumble base.<br/><br/>"Miss Kimiko made sure that my programming includes a selection of cheesecake poses."