((So many ideas. Here is another!))<br/><br/>You turn on the television one day and find a strange new commercial. At first it looks a langera commercial or perhaps another girls gone wild ad. But the odd thing was nothing was censored. And half of the images included voracious actions. Finally came the section of information, from a half naked dragoness who had a husky girl pinned between her legs and was stroking the head of a human who seemed to be struggling faintly. Though it was obviously for effect.<br/><br/>"Hello. I know we've all had certain fantasies we wish fulfilled. Perhaps this is where you meet the girl of your dreams. Perhaps this is where you buy your first pet. Or maybe perhaps this is where you find your first obidient meal. Either way, Pet For Hire is your dream come true. I guarantee it."<br/><br/>The section finished off with a brief showing of the phone number and email address while the dragoness swallowed her human prey in the background. It seemed to linger until she finished before finally moving to the next commercial. How could possibly have gotten that past the FCC?