My grin widens as I feel and see Shawn bump into my balls. "As a matter of fact, I'm not actually going to eat you," I confess. I give a short pause, then continue. "No, I'm going to trap you inside my sheath and use you for sexual pleasure all day!" In one swift movement, I sit up on my hind legs and snatch Shawn up in my right paw. My left paw pulls open the hole in the scaly sheath with two claws.