"Of course I vill stay and vatch. And vhile it vouldn't bother me to do this myself, Alphonse is shy, and has randomly  conservative values." Guntherson shakes his head. "He thinks it would be unnatural for me to help. I told him, there is nothing natural about you at all, but you know how it is. The 900 pound gorilla sleeps anywhere he likes and all that. Perhaps you've had special training, but getting off an abomination of his strength when he doesn't vant it? Not easy." He takes a drink, sighing happily as his thirst is quenched.<br/><br/>"This actually is Alphonse's first time. He vasn't interested until the incident." A derisve snort, and an almost embaressed look come from the man. "I maaaaay have removed and bottled my sex drive...and mixed accidentally with a few other things. And given it to Alphonse. I am hoping that once he climaxes a time or two, it vill vear off him, and return to me." Guntherson smiles sadly. "Until I get it back, I am afraid that any vatching would be entirely, as you say, academic. Vhich I vill do, of course, for science. But, at this point, you could bounce and wiggle that delicious looking backside of yours in my lap, and you might as well be sitting on a piece of wet rope." It's obvious he's much more embarrassed about the accident than he is talking about anything else.<br/><br/>"Though, after that first time, hopefully I vill be able to find some enjoyment as vell. Anything particular you had in mind?" He smirks at Charlie, then frowns as there is a ripping noise from behind him. He turns to look as his abomination pulls a decent sized bush from the ground.<br/><br/>"Alphonse, no! I am sorry about this, Mistress Charlotte. Alphonse, that is not a flower, that part of a hedge. Mistress Charlotte, he's heard stories. He doesn't always get the same point that humans do. I think he's trying to flirt vith you." As Guntherson is saying this, Alphonse ambles over and offers the bush, roots and all, to Charlie.<br/><br/>"He'll put it back, do not vorry. As for things you should know, due to the incident, he has a second phallus, basically just above vhere the original one is. I am pretty sure it's the one causing the trouble. It may or may not be fully functional. Who knows? Vell, I suppose you or one of your staff vill soon, and I soon after that. That is, if you can fit him in today? Or is there a vait for a session?" Only an twitch of his lips shows he's aware of his double entendre.<div class="messageTextEndMarker"> </div>