"Well, then, those were... interesting introductions."  A visable sweat drop appearing on the teacher's forehead, or what amounted to a forehead, at the introduction of Seiko and Meiko.  "Miss Seiko, please refrain from being late.  I missed you with the pencil this time, but next time i'll be using a ruler."  He stated simply, the pencil had missed her forehead as she had vanished.  "As for our un-clubbed members, I believe the Occult Club and the..."  Looking at Suu for a moment.  "....I have no idea.... might be a fit for you.  Culinary club, maybe?   No... she eats alarm clocks...But anyway!"<br/><br/>Getting up, facing the class, two tentacles wrote Meiko and Ruby's name up on the board.  "So, it seems we have two candidates for class representative.  As you all know, the class rep is responsible for student council activities, getting new students up to speed, and being a paragon and symbol of our bright and shining new class!"  He said, his voice raising in pitch as 'bright and shining new class' was uttered.  "And Miss Rose, I think offering blowjobs to be considered might not be the best strategy, given as this is a primarily female class.  That said, lets see who can move onto the competitive world of class politics."  More tentacles passed out papers, pencils, and books, giving a look of remarkable length, even stretching to the back of the class.  "Please put the name of who you'd like to be class rep, and fold it up.  I'll gladly take it, and announce the winner at lunch!"<br/><br/>((PM me and stuff, keep it all secrety and what not))<br/><br/>"Is that everyone?  Yes?  Good!  Now then, I think we need to start today with a quiz!"  The first day of the first hour was started with a quiz.  And indeed, it was exceptionally hard, and unless they had studied the subjects extensively.  it was completely unfair, especially since some of it was written in the symbols of the alien's own language.  Afterwards, as he graded them in front of the class, giving them a reading assignment, they could hear "Oh my."  and "This isn't good at all!",  "Hmm, this one needs work on math."  And finally, with a face palm  "That goo girl... barely spelled her name right...."<br/><br/>When lunch approached, the quizzes were handed back.  "So, bad news for most of you!  Most failed, spectacularly so!  But that is good, it gives us time to grow, to learn, to become good citizens of the empire!"<div class="messageTextEndMarker"> </div>