<span style="color: #8000ff">"Best Elf in all the lands and we've only had sex twice, and once I was so drugged I just had to hope I could make convincing enough sounds. I wonder what you'll call me if we ever have a child?" </span>She listened and smiled wide.<span style="color: #8000ff">"Maybe you're right. Let's go in and see what she's up to, even if she wasn't busy singing she's going to have a panic attack the moment she sees you anyways."</span><br/><br/>"This is a place that technically doesn't exist. By all rights you should burn this place to the ground and have everyone here arrested for smuggling money. But because I trust you, that's not going to happen. These are people who have survived wars, plagues, genocides, people who just want a nice place to have a drink and maybe hook up for a night or two." The bartender sat down Order's bottle of Red and a tall mug of a thick, bubbly liquid that could double as motor oil in a pinch. Once Order was served he offered Lonnie his mug who smiled up at Order.<span style="color: #a6ff4d">"Like he said, yer a woman interested in seein' other women, these women are mostly here ta see other women. It's no club like in Stormwind, but I like it here a bit more even if I don't get to touch anyone."</span>"Oh, you can touch. You just don't keep whatever you touched them with. I have a nice collection of hands, fingers, and even a few tongues in the back room. This is a safely place for those who need to step away from their lives for a little while."<span style="color: #a6ff4d">"Nah, laddy, ain't like that. I ain't ever laid as much as me eyes on a woman who wasn't okay with it."</span><div class="messageTextEndMarker"> </div>