<i>(This is OPEN to anyone who wants to participate, please see the OOC thread with any questions, posting any 'characters' and etc. I'm just going to tag this with [everything] because I feel like it has good odds of going anywhere people want it to. If I left anything out that I need to include in this post, PM me so I can add it!)</i><br/><br/>Standing in front of the sprawling ranch's entry gate is the familiar figure of Charlotte, the breeding ranch's petit owner. Attired in her usual clothes, the redhead tips her hat back and motions you forward. "Howdy! Glad ya could make it!" She turns, her vest swaying in the way that it always does when she moves, never managing to reveal her slight chest despite having nothing on underneath it. Charlie throws a smile over her a shoulder, knowing where your glance had been a moment ago. "Now then," she begins to walk back towards the ranch, her body shimmering in the sunlight either from sweat or possibly already being oiled up for something... she clears her throat to get your attention and continues, making a wide arm motion towards the ranch: "I'd like t'welcome ya to my farm! Here we breed any monster, large or small, wild anatomy or not!" She continues to walk, outlining the various details as she goes while her gait draws attention unmistakably to her small but full and toned ass, barely covered by a pair of red panties and framed by her chaps: "Now as ya might know, we just opened up recently and we're still gettin' things together. Fer now we're ready to take just 'bout any request s'long as it's within reason." She pauses and puts a finger to her lips, thinking.<br/><br/>"Shoot, I've gone 'n gotten ahead of myself. Oh well. Anyways, lemme fill ya in. First, you'll submit your monster, animal, what-have-you, here we call 'em beasties and be done with it. To do that you just need to give us some information and a picture. Ya know, what world it's from that kinda thing. So if you want us to take care of somethin' like a Scorpid from Warcraft or what have you, you gotta give us somethin' to go off of. The more you can give us the better as it'll get yer beasty the best 'care' we can provide. 'Course, there are some additional requests that can be made, but those're case-by-case. Next up, after we get that info, we can go 'n get it started on breedin' up some more for you. Don't worry about fees, this is all being paid for by charity... after all, you need beasties for you adventurers to keep adventurin'. If you, yerself, wanna join in on the fun... well, depends on the employee here, but I imagine most of my staff can be convinced in some manner. If you prefer somethin' a bit more wild, we have a way of gettin' ya inside the beasty's head. Then you can ravish and breed it the way ya see fit! If yer lookin to work here, go submit an application and then properly attire yourself. We'll find a place to squeeze ya in. With the beasties themselves? We'll take care o' feedin 'em and all that boring nonsense on our own. Oh, some of our employees enjoy gettin' swallowed up, don't mind 'em, they're fine, trained professionals after all." She grins and her face shows a bit of a flush to it, but she shakes it off and continues.<br/><br/>"That just about oughtta do it. Oh, 'side from all that technical nonsense, I s'pose I oughtta tell ya that if we're not 'busy', any competition over beasties is a welcome pasttime here. After all, we gotta stave off boredom somehow if we're not getting any monster requests! Similarly, certain 'large' requests'll take time. No comin' in here askin us to breed fifty Jormungands or anything like that. Y'all got limits on how often you can fight these monsters and there's a reason for it!" She chuckles and tips her hat back, showing her vibrant, shocking blue eyes. "So what'll it be partner? And don't forget to tell your friends... I'm very eager to see this business boomin." She finishes it off with a slow lick of the lips that makes subtlety seem like an alien concept.<br/><br/><i>(Some quick notes:<br/>
-If you're posting and want to be just a monster, just say so, no problems there, just give a 'request form' for it and we'll go from there. You don't have to post about dropping it off or anything unless you want to. We're happy to take your beasty right away without an interview <img alt=";)" class="mceSmilieSprite mceSmilie2" src="styles/default/xenforo/clear.png" title="Wink    ;)"/><br/>
-If you want to both work here and be a monster, that's a-ok, just know you may have to take turns with what you do!<br/>
-If you want to watch an employee work, and potentially get involved, we can hopefully have other people pick up the monster for you if managing both is too much!)</i><div class="messageTextEndMarker"> </div>