*hacks up curdled mlik* Ugh I'm lactose-intolerant!<br/><br/>*Costume of proper-self pops up and sips tea* Silly oafish version of me<br/><br/>SHADDAP you egotistical representation of my intellectual side!<br/><br/>Yes Well, I'm polymerized tree sap, and you're an inorganic adhesive, so-<br/><br/>*Launches swordfish at British version of me and pins it to the wall* People have already heard that from my signature you silly costume!