This is the story of a hotel. Said story...begins with a certain wrestle-man.<br/><br/>This wrestle-man reads fan e-mail on a daily basis. One day, while reading these {ahem} loyal musings, he was given...an inspiration. He would build a hip new hotel, which would draw in hot ladies and fast cash! Thus, Hotel Strong Bad was erected.<br/><br/>...But wouldn't you know it, most of the patrons that came weren't the pretty women he wanted - well, I mean, quite a LOT of the guests were pretty women, just not ones that were interested in the wrestle-man. So that was a shame. But at least he was raking in a pretty profit from this business...for the time being. Sadly, it wasn't long before havoc wreaked around the hotel's zone for a long time. Villains waged war for the building, guests became targets, all sorts of misery-inducing tomfoolery. The risk was just too great. So, the wrestle-man was forced to close the doors on Hotel Strong Bad.<br/><br/>This longing would not leave our dear wrestle-man for long, though. He was driven to restart the business with Dangeresque Luxury Hotel...but luck did not fare him any better this time! What a pity. The wrestle-man was cursed by the desire of a hotel, and he had to be rid of that responsibility! And wouldn't you know it, somebody came by with an interest in making the hotel into something even better!<br/><br/>The wrestle-man was finally free. He sold the hotel business to this Jeremiah Zaritoni, who would fix up the place, work out all the kinks, and raise it from the ashes as a reborn luxury hotel...the Sandbox Suites! Travelers all around, get ready to kick up your feet in comfort!<br/><br/>-= Rooms & Guests =-<br/><br/>Room 101 - Claire<br/>Room 102 - Vacant<br/>Room 103 - Vacant<br/>Room 104 - Vacant<br/>Room 105 - Vacant<br/>Room 106 - Vacant<br/>Room 107 - Vacant<br/>Room 108 - Vacant<br/>Room 109 - Vacant<br/>Room 110 - Vacant<br/><br/>-= Jobs =-<br/><br/>Owner - Jeremiah Zaritoni<br/>Housekeeper - Shiro<br/>Chef - Cinnamon Cleaton<br/>Phos - Bouncer<br/><br/>-= Day 1 - Opening Day =-<br/><br/>"Yee he he haw!!"<br/><br/>Enter<span style="color: lime">Jeremiah Zaritoni,</span>the capitalist brother to the legendary Jenoh, and an all-time business man. He had recently reopened the hotel under a new name. Not to mention that this moment had driven him with excitement. Accompanying him was his robotic assistant named R3GG13-γ, who had been built with artificial intelligence. Jeremiah wanted to make sure everything was in tip top shape for the grand opening ceremony. But there was a couple of problems such as...<br/><br/>"Landsakes, Reggie!" Jeremiah exclaimed, "I almost forgot the most important thing after acquiring this here hotel. A staff! I oughta hire a couple of them to help me out."<br/><br/><span style="color: green">"Well, you should've done that before opening the hotel, Mr. Fancy Entrepreneur,"</span>the robot assistant spoke,<span style="color: green">"Fortunately, you can hire people over on the internet. I will take care of the job postings while you worry about getting the first customer."</span>The robot then used the laptop to post job openings for the hotel on Craigslist.<br/><br/>"I don't need 'ta worry, sonny!" Jeremiah laughed, "Worryin' is for sissies who can't do their jobs right. Here's what I'll need to kickstart this baby into full throttle. Get some house keepers to clean every room in the building! We don't need them bugs crawlin' around our place, do we?!" He continued to give Reggie some instructions, "Then we'll need chefs to cook'em something good. Make them REEAAALL good! Finally, I be needing a couple of them.. er.... whatzit called...?"<br/><br/><span style="color: green">"Gardeners."</span><br/><br/>"Oooh! That's right! Add that one too. I'll think of some others to help me out. Anyways, let's get to work on Day 1. We don't need any screw ups on our first day of business. Yeehaw!!"