"Dying?! I didn't sign up for that! I didn't sign up for this at all!" the fat man whined, spreading his oversized sleeping bag on the floor. It took up over half of the floor in the tent. He sat down, his thick thighs spreading out which only made him look larger. He coughed, waving his sausage fingers in front of his face to wave away the smoke. "Smoking a tent. *cough* Not a smart idea..."