So, driving along this lonely road, I started to think about my 'conquests' but one lady who I would never forget, she was a very petite woman but well built, if I remember correctly she loved wearing little leather numbers, my mind wandered so much, I left the road and crashed into a ditch.<br/><br/>In the distance, I could see a small town's lights, I decided to stay with my wreck for the night that was fast approaching.<br/><br/>I looked at the old wreck and with the strength of my vampire side it wasn't long before it was on the road again, looking at the damage the front fender was slightly bent and that was all.<br/><br/>So jumping in the drivers seat I tried to start it, it took a couple of goes but it suddenly burst into life.<br/><br/>Looking at the lights in the distance, they looked inviting anyway one has to feed don't they? Well it had to be done, I turned the steering wheel and headed towards the town.<br/><br/>it didn't take long, about half an hour, and I entered the outskirts of the town, it looked like a dump,<br/><br/>"Oh well, plenty to eat here,"<br/><br/>I looked at the ladies of the night and felt a stirring in my loins, I stopped for a couple of moments and opened the driver's window, just then I heard a voice,<br/><br/>"Hello Malachai"