-= Little Red Riding Hood =-<br/><br/>"Hey! What do you think you're doing?!" The Granny gasped, "Get away, you luperous freak! HELP! SOMEBODY!!!"<br/><br/>---<br/><br/>The lumberjack Brock caught the branch.... then tossed back at the Scout's chest at full force. He then picked up his axe and withdrew it back in his holster. "What are you kids doing in the woods?" asked the lumberjack, "You know you're not supposed to be here."<br/><br/>"I thought I could get rid of those bandits, but my powers seemed--"<br/><br/>"Yeah, yeah, your pretend superpowers almost gave you a chance to defeat them with easy," The lumber jack interrupted Koseki, "But that doesn't give you an excuse to wander around here."<br/><br/>"But I was bringing a basket of cookies to Grandmother. Can you take us there?" asked Red Riding Hood.<br/><br/>".....Alright. But stay close to me." The Lumberjack lead the trio of misfits to Grandmother's House.<br/><br/>-= Momotaro =-<br/><br/>Hana closed her eyes and placed her hand on the ground, unleashing a portion of vines to prevent the Hammer Brother from moving. Then a bud emerged from the ground and faced the Hammer Bro before spewing out sleeping powder onto its face.<br/><br/>-= Hansel & Gretel =-<br/><br/>"Oh." The Heavy's face went blank, "This is new to Heavy."<br/><br/>"Pleaze don't eat the preadcrumbs py the vay," Hansel pleaded the Heavy and Sable, "Ve need it to ko pack home."<br/><br/>Unfrotunately, a flock of crows flew in and ate the trail of breadcrumbs, ruining Hansel and Gretel's chance of returning home. The Heavy screamed and tried to swat the crows away. He was too late, as the birds flew away with their full stomachs.<br/><br/>"HEY! STOP EATING CRUMBS!!!" Heavy screamed, "I KILL TINY BABY BIRDS!!!!"<br/><br/>And it was that moment, Hansel and Gretel panicked and started to cry. Without the trail, how would they get home? How would they survive? The Heavy wanted to try and cheer them up with something, but....<br/><br/>"Uh oh."<br/><br/>-= RED Orphanage =-<br/><br/>In the kitchen and near the fridge, Ed took a bite out of the Heavy's Sandvich without anyone looking. The Demoman peeked in as Ed hid the stolen food. He pretended to not do anything.<br/><br/>"Aye! Are there scrumpy left in the fridge?" The Demoman asked.<br/><br/>"Yeah- I wasn't drinking it! No sirree!" Ed chuckled nervously, "I mean, why would anyone want to ea- I mean drink your san-- scrumpy?"<br/><br/>"Ha ha ha! Why would they?" The Demoman checked in the fridge, "If they did take my booze, they'd be looking forward for a mouthful of BOMBS!!!!" Then he noticed the Sandvich was missing, "Oi! Where's Fat Man's sandvich?"<br/><br/>"Um... uhh..." Ed made up a lie, "The wizard took the sandvich because he was hungry."<br/><br/>"......." The Demoman was not amused, "Bloody hell. HE SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!!!! First he took me eye and now he took the Heavy's Sandvich! I will KILL HIM!"<br/><br/>The Demoman grabbed Archemdes, who was pecking at the breadcrumbs, wrote the threatening letter to Merasmus, and threw Archimedes out the window.<br/><br/>"Tell the wizard that I'll be takin' that Sandvich back from his dead stomach!!!!"