Matthew thought way back. "Okay, I've got this scary story. During the first semester of my freshman year I dated this flake named Sara Hardwick. She seemed pretty normal at first, but within two weeks of our relationship she started to stalk me. I'm not even kidding. She would do things like hide in my locker and jump out at me when I'd open it. Even though we had different classes she would come to mind and refuse to leave when the final bell rang. She would even show up at my house unexpectedly and refuse to leave.<br/><br/>"The final straw came one day when I asked her to leave. I thought she left, but she really hid under my bed and kept quiet. She waited until midnight to come out. She woke me up and whispered in my ear that she wanted to elope with me. Needless to say, I broke up with her after that. She took it surprisingly well, but every now and then she shows up in my locker and sends me a long love letter or something. It's pretty creepy actually. But I haven't had a girlfriend since then."