The conversation had already humoured Harry in its absurdity, but it was the utter horse shit of Draco's reasoning that finally made Harry sputter out a surprised laugh. He could whole heartedly say it had floored him; he didn't even think Draco really meant it as a joke.<br/>"<span style="font-style: italic">I</span>will," Harry clarified without a sense of remorse about the statement, the airiness of the laugh still audible in his voice.<br/>Shuffling the coat in his hand, Harry tossed it onto the armchair, having done a poor job of pretending he cared whether or not it creased.<br/>Glancing back over at Draco, he added a more pointed, but none the less humoured: "I think sleeping on a couch is exactly the amount of respect a veteran deserves."