Deadpool held the man in one hand, one katana in the other pressed against his victim's throat.<br/>"Oh, so you're one of those men? Struts about like a proud little peacock until someone comes to challenge that?" The man whimpered as a drop of blood slid down his fat neck. "Then you become nothing but an asshole who doesn't know when to keep it in his pants...oh and I didn't say<span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">little</span></span>for nothing."<br/>"Please, I didn't mean to...I..." Deadpool cocked his head, exaggerating the motion of listening.<br/>"I...I...come on, I know you can do better than that." Tears ran down the man's face as he fumbled for words but was interrupted by a faint voice saying "<span style="font-style: italic">You've got mail</span>"<br/><br/>"Where the f*ck did that come from?" Deadpool stood up from where he had been kneeling and searched all around him. The man took this as an opportunity to crawl away but Deadpool's katana impaled itself in the edge of his jacket pinning him where he was both physically and with fear.<br/>"Ah, ah, we're not done just yet." Deadpool's finger waved before his face in a tsk, tsk motion. The voice let off its announcement once more as Deadpool's hands moved all across his body in an attempt to find his phone.<br/>"Now I know what this looks like but I am in no way prepared for that sort of personal attention, at least not yet." The red clad merc said to seemingly no one as the man he had previously been threatening looked around for the receiver of this message.<br/>"Ah ha! Found it!" Deadpool pulled out the phone from a pocket somewhere in his outfit and checked the screen which did indeed have a little mail icon flashing. He quickly scanned over the message scratching his head.<br/>"Slade Wilson what are you up to?" He muttered as he typed a hasty reply.<br/><br/><span style="font-style: italic">Well Wilson, this is your lucky day. I don't usually meet with someone I met over the internet but in your case...my place or yours? ;) How about that cute little coffee shop at the corner?</span><br/><br/>Sliding the phone away once more Deadpool turned back to the man before him.<br/>"Damn, you wore the wrong pants today. Now, where were we?"