Kayne grumbled as he searched his pockets for his new apartment keycard, he breathed a sigh of relief when he found the tiny, gold-coloured card, no bigger than a phone SIM. He swiped the overly colour-saturated card into the lock and opened the door. "Bloody hell.." he muttered as he saw the state of his room, the paint was peeling of and the edges had mysterious stains on it. Not a good first impression. He walked into the bedroom, the bed looked like a prison mattress, and the light has shattered on the ceiling. "Jesus, have these guys ever heard of room service?" Kayne, throwing caution aside, walked into the kitchen, he got in fast enough to see a black insect with a barbed tail. "God damned scorpion!" he yelled as he ran out of the kitchen. The apartment looked like it could do with some DIY SOS, lots of it.<br/><br/>Kayne heard a sharp knocking on the door, and flung the door open. "What?" he snarled as he saw the apartment owner. "Hello!" he chirped cheerfully "We filled out some forms and good news! You have a new roommate coming!" he yelled as he ran off to some other apartment. "Crap..." Kayne muttered.<br/><br/>It was going to be a long week.