"Hm, oh the Tomato Lord. Haha, my first story. God that brings back memories." While I was only 17 I've got roughly 32 different books in various genres like Cthulhu Mythos, Lovecraftian Horror, Post Apocalypse, Zombies, Fantasy and Dark Humor as well as random totally out there comedy that was so odd it just was funny. Most of my books were on the verge of sanity and had earned several titles for myself the most prominent being 'Arkham's Favorite Son', 'Cthulhus Shepard', and the one I tend to go by 'Western Samurai' a playoff of my American blood and looks but being born in Japan. They'd also earned my various awards like Best Author, an award of the Lovecraftian Society and one for Best Screen Play & one from the Rappers Collage.<br/><br/>The Tomato Lord was a silly story about a boy who could speak with Tomato's and his Journey to save his father's Tomato farm. It ended with a grand stand off against a cliche villain who ties his father to a steam train and the boy riding an army of nearly 150,000,000 Tomato's slams into the train captures and villain and saves his father. I notice the seal on the book. "Are you a fan of my work?" I ask kindly taking one of the glasses of lemonad. "And er no Mike, sorry but me, my agent and my editor Rin all are going to a book signing sadly. Writers stuff. What about Sunday?" I ask being respectful these people didn't seem like they were bad to me.