Jack turned his head away in disgust as the man next to him got up butt naked in search of pants. It then dawned on Jack that he just slept through the night with a man who had no pants on. Groaning, Jack brought his head down into his hands wondering how his reputation will fair, he needs to make sure that there will be no misunderstandings among the people.<br/><br/>"Did you write this?" The stranger's voice cut into Jack's thoughts. Jack raised his head to see the stranger holding a piece of paper.<br/><br/>Feigning a sense of calm, Jack got up, glad to find that he was wearing pants, and took the paper scanning the contents. Looking back to the stranger, he smirked and shook his head. "This isn't my hand writing." As insulting as it was for this stranger to not know Jack the Giant Slayer, at least Jack can save his reputation by pretending he wasn't Jack for the next few minutes.