The table next to them the kids were laughing and pointing at Jenny, "She has a mile wide butt."<br/><br/>The freckled kids with glasses, "She sure does. She needs a wide load sign."<br/><br/>The parents cheeks beat red from embarrassment and Lidia frowned. "Kids are so rude."<br/><br/>The dad just gawked.<br/><br/>Kid #1, "I bet she has her own boat she sink us."<br/><br/>Freckled kid, "When she gets in the pool. There is no room to swim."<br/><br/>Kid #1, "I bet she really makes a splash ....cannonball...whoosh!"<br/><br/>Mom, "That's it you two. Finnish your breakfast."<br/><br/>Lidia huffed, "Glad I do  not have kids."