"Nah, I've got good old reliable Breakdown running things." explained Sockie. "These kinds of facts are all in my autobiography, you know! You should give it a read--the prison book club loved it!" Sockie then pulled out a rather thick-looking book with a picture of himself on the cover, standing amongst a group of some very obviously Photoshopped-in celebrities. The book's title is "Riding on the Wings of Penguins: The Sockie Story."