(let me know if you'd like me to change anything :] )<br/><br/>CoffinHunter Inc, the name rattles through Dio's mind like a swam of very angry bees, he finds it strangly apt and ironic.. well he'd find it ironic if he knew what irony was.. considering his job, he finds it amusing to say the least.<br/><br/>He checks himself out thoughtfully in a shop window, scowling at himself a little. “gotta make a damn good impression, an' all..” he says to his reflection as though it's looking that way just to spite him. “a lotta people could have the same idea, it's a helluva job after all.. a way for guys like me to get rich! Not like I'd be doing anything wrong ether, no sir!” he laughs sharply. “I'mma just helping out the economy is all.” he puffs his scrawny frame out as much as he can, looking like an ally cat ready for a fight. “I gotta prove I've got what it takes!”<br/><br/>he resumes his walk, repeating the lines he read with a dramatic flourish. “'CoffinHunter Incorporated, a new business looking for viable partners and investors is now hiring! If ya are looking to get off the soup-lines and find some gainful employment, WE ARE THE CAREER FOR YA! We offer the chance to see the world and travel to far off places. Action and Adventure ARE GUARANTEED! Pay will be dictated by performance and willingness to do what ever is necessary in the line of duty. The weak willed, easily upset, or lacking in intestinal fortitude need not apply! Glory and riches await any man or woman willing to accept the job!'” he smirks and then starts to reverse his own lines in accordance to what he's just spoke out.<br/><br/>“well hiya Coffinhunter inc! I hear that ya looking for partners and investors!” he jumps theatrically  onto a bench. “well ya wait is over! The person ya looking for is standing right here! I got experience with coffins and the like, I wanna see the world!” he steps of the bench and raises his fist to the sky. “I'mma willing to dive into the action and adventure, and I'll do whatever the hell it tales to get my money!” he spins around gracefully. “I've seen stuff that'll make a man's guts turn to smoosh, I've killed butterflies as a kid and never given up in my life!” he folds his arms. “and I've got experince in this line 'o work! Gimme the glory and riches, NOW AM I HIRED OR WHAT?” he grins.<br/><br/>Sadly for Dio, the pigeon that watched his job reversal mealy cooed at him. “meh, ya right.. to flashy.” Dio nods to the bird. “don't wanna scare the test of the people to soon..” he tosses a small pebble at the bird. “now scat! I've gotta boss to impress!” he saunters away.<br/><br/>Eventually he ends up at the LA offices, he takes a deep breath as he pyscs himself up. He's about to barge in, but decides that it'd be best to knock.. so he knocks on the door that he hopes is the right one. 'today, I start my new life..' he thinks.