So, blind date, is she going to be hot? Is she going to be not? Is she tall, blonde, a dude? So many possibilities. Now I know what your thinking 'you haven't met this person! She could be a total nutso! Do you really want to have to work with a complete stranger?' I don't have much of a choice. The boss said work with this chick if you want this mission. Which, granted, I was totally ready to back out at that point. It's just a principle, don't like doing things that you're being forced to do. Then, however, he mentioned the mula. Nothing could make me turn down that kind of cash. He thought to himself, as if someone could hear him.<br/><br/>Besides it's good to meet new people. Socialize, live it up once in a while. And who knows maybe I'll walk her back to her place, she could offer to let me stay for dinner which we would just end up skipping. As we would just go and play Halo all night. Ah, that would just end the day perfectly. That is if I first get to kill some guys and get paid, of course.<br/><br/>Oh yeah, so the mission that I chose to accept. I'm supposed to meet Annie O at the front entrance of a warehouse. According to the building plans it starts out as a larger storage area, it then has a large office of sorts in the back. In the first area there will be some merchandise stolen from our employer. He just wants us to clear the place and kill the man in charge. A man who goes by FrostFire, he could have just named himself ContraryMan. Now Deadpool is a good name, my writers obviously knew what they were doing. At that he ended the thought.<br/><br/>He was nearing the rendezvous spot, crossing rooftop from rooftop, the night sky was beautiful. He eventually came upon the building across from the warehouse. He looked over to see where his goal was. At the front door there was a thug with a wooden baseball bat trying to look imposing. Wade waited a little while but quickly became bored. So he dropped down a little way off from the brute, and said.<span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FFFF80">"Alright, batter up! It's time to play ball! And who is the first up to bat, Bill?"</span></span></span>The bat man recognized him. "A Mercenary? I'll bash your skull in!" He said as he started to close in. Wade then switched to his game announcer voice.<span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FFFF80">"Well Wade, it looks like we've got Real Stupid at the plate today, a strange name indeed."</span></span></span>The thug takes a swing at him, Deadpool easily dodged the attack, and then he went back to his normal voice, as he said.<span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FFFF80">"Now Bill, as you know, Baseball is all about it's nicknames. And as this is Mr. Stupid's first game with us I think it is only right if we come up with one for him."</span></span></span>The thug takes another go at Deadpool, this time connecting with his face. The Regeneratin' Degenerate's neck snapped, making his head face more towards his back. He grabs his head and turns it back in place, unfazed as he says with his Bill persona.<span style="color: #FFFF80"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">"I agree Wilson, how about the Rookie Snapper?"</span></span></span>The thug took two more swings, missing with both. The second swing hit the side of the building, causing the bat to break in two.  Still as bill, he asks.<span style="color: #FFFF80"><span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">"Or the Rapid Striker?</span></span></span>" Dead pool now acted, quickly disarming the man by twisting the bat from his grasp. Wade then stabbed the man in the chest with the splintered bat. He then came up behind the brute shoving the broken bat far up the thug's rear end. It went so deep only the hilt was visible.<span style="color: #FFFF80"><span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">"Ah ha! The Rectum Splinter!"</span></span></span>Deadpool proclaimed. Blood flowed down the bat, the thug slumped to the floor, lifeless. Wade put his foot against the body and pulled the bat out.<span style="color: #FFFF80"><span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">"What an A** Hole."</span></span></span>Two men from inside the warehouse came out to see what the commotion was about, they were shocked to see the horrible sight in front of them. Wade looked around thinking, still no Annie O, I may have to clear this whole place without her.