I was pissed off. I couldn't remember the last time I had wanted to throttle Germany this badly, even last night. He had called an early meeting and half-way through he had received a phone-call and left. So now I was stuck with Germany's prattling moron of a boyfriend and the quiet Japan, waiting none to patiently for the opportunity to punch his face in.<br/><br/>When the door finally creaked open I saw that someone had beat me to it. Italy gasped and rushed towards Germany when he saw his sliced face and his limping gait, not even noticing the petit man that followed him in. Hauling suitcases?  Lithuania was avoiding all eye contact with me and I knew why. He had come crawling back to us, needing protection and knowing that we were the only hope he had.<br/><br/>"Well, well, well. Toris, how lovely to see you here. Does sweet little Felka know where you are?" My voice was cloyingly sweet and the instant he heard me he cringed in horror. "How nice for you to come visit your old<span style="font-style: italic">friend</span>." I knew how tortured he must be right now but I couldn't believe that Germany had thought of this, he definitely got points for this, it was pure<span style="font-style: italic">evil</span>, and I was impressed.<br/><br/>Even Lithuania's level of betrayal was impressive, joining his true loves enemies side for a chunk of land. He was more of a chicken than I thought and I was going to use this ruthlessly. I patted the chair beside me "Why don't you come sit with me. We have a lot to catch up on." I thought he was going to pass out when he caught my eyes but instead he foolishly turned away from me.<br/><br/>"N..no. I. I won't. I a..am staying ne..neutral." I was pleased to hear him say that. Now I had resistance to beak down. A pastime I enjoyed greatly. Germany finally managed to convince Italy he was fine and had seated himself at the head of the table. Clearing his throat he nodded at Lithuania to be seated.<br/><br/>"Let us get started. I think you all know Toris? Yes? well then, let us not waste any more time." I snorted. Yes because Germany was the picture of prompt. We immediately began planning our systematic take-down of Poland's meager defense and prepared ourselves for the Allies support. I tried to scare information out of Lithuania a couple of times but every time I mentioned what horrors we were going to inflict on Felka he flinched and drew into himself like the useless lump he was.<br/><br/>The meeting drew to a close and I stood to leave, ignoring the hand-shaking and good-byes, eyeing the pathetic brunette country.<br/><br/>"I am assuming that you need a place to live?" He looked up and I saw his train of thoughts run across his face. "Well, you obviously didn't plan ahead. Do you really think that Felka would let you back into her house after what you did to her?" Deadly, quiet and precise. My voice seemed to stab through the figure slumped in front of me and I beckoned him to follow as I walk towards the door. "Luckily, I care enough about you too graciously open my home to you once again. How kind am I? Especially since you so rudely left last time." He hesitantly stood, and for a moment I thought he was going to flee back to Poland. But he heaved his suitcases and followed behind in my shadow. Out the door and into my Ferrari. "I am so glad to see you again, and I'm sure Estonia and Latvia will be<span style="font-style: italic">so</span>happy to see you back in my house." I really wanted to keep pouring lemon juice on his open would but I didn't want to have to carry him into the house and if I kept talking he would definitely pass out.