<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 150%; line-height: 116%;"><span style="font-weight: bold">Johnny Anders-Children's Room</span></span></div><br/><br/><span style="color: #00FFFF"><span style="font-style: italic">"Goddamn it. My head... I can see an alien with chicken roaster. Really, I can see things... I can see things.</span></span><span style="color: #FFBF40"><span style="font-weight: bold">"That's because our head is hurt like hell, and we were laying there for a long time! This was supposed to be..."</span></span><span style="color: #00BF00"><span style="text-decoration: underline">"What if we had the sex already? Or, what if they did bad things to us? What if we are dead? What if we are stuck here? What if that man come again with women? What if..."</span></span><span style="color: #00FFFF"><span style="font-style: italic">"Shut up! I'm high enough, I don't need to argue with you guys! Argh, it hurts!"</span></span><br/><br/>Johnny was waking up. Arguing with himself, in his brain.<span style="color: #00FFFF"><span style="font-style: italic">"Just look!"</span></span>Johnny tried to speak, but he was really high because of his head:<br/><br/>-Hey girl! So, you are the one, eh? Before we do it(Johnny stands up slowly), I want to say something. Just, British accent is really funny, you know? Look at me, how funny talking I am! Perfect. Hahahaha! Perfect. Dear lord, please forgive this soul and let him go to his underground church with your priest's holy permission! Hahahaha, I mean, our accent is really funny. Hahaha!<br/><br/><span style="color: #FFBF40"><span style="font-weight: bold">"Great. Our alter ego is American."</span></span><span style="color: #00BF00"><span style="text-decoration: underline">"What if our alter ego is also a Red Neck? What if our alter ego is...</span></span><span style="color: #00FFFF"><span style="font-style: italic">"What if you two help me to recover?"</span></span><br/><br/>Johnny kept talking:<br/><br/>-I mean, we British people can perfectly talk without moving our upper lip. Perfect! Hahahaha! I'm laughing very loudly but it's just because I'm travelling between different lands and discovering many things. Go to someone, swear his mother with this accent, he will think you said good things! Hahaha. Argh!<br/><br/>Johnny's head started to ache.<span style="color: #00FFFF"><span style="font-style: italic">"It's really too bad! After I get up from ground, it started hurting too much!"</span></span><span style="color: #FFBF40"><span style="font-weight: bold">"Just get to the point with the girl we can't wait all the day real one."</span></span><span style="color: #00BF00"><span style="text-decoration: underline">"What if we get to the wrong point and bad things start to happen? What if she has HIV? What if we are out of... Yeah, we are out of condoms. We are going to get AIDS! AIDS! WE ARE GOING TO DIEE! WHY? WHY?"</span></span><span style="color: #FFBF40"> <span style="font-weight: bold">"Shut the fuck up!"</span></span><span style="color: #00FFFF"><span style="font-style: italic">"Everything under my control."</span></span><span style="color: #FFBF40"><span style="font-weight: bold">"Sure..."</span></span><br/><br/>Johnny touched his black Jacket's collar. Didn't know what to do:<br/><br/>-So girl, last one for laughing to British accent. The donkey kong was moving with that purple alien with chicken roaster in his right hand and carrying a backpack with it's left hand going to jump from the bridge near the clock tower. Hahahahahaha!<br/><br/><span style="color: #FFBF40"><span style="font-weight: bold">"OH MY GOD! OUR ALTER EGO IS RETARDED!"</span></span><span style="color: #00BF00"><span style="text-decoration: underline">"We are dead! We are dead! He is not going to protect himself! Or, what if we are already dead? What if we are still sleeping? If we are still sleeping, we can wake up! Reality Check! Again! Nope. So, what if we are in endless dark corners in a devil's brain?</span></span><span style="color: #FFBF40"><span style="font-weight: bold">"BOTH OUR ALTER EGO AND DOUBTFUL ONE ARE RETARDED!"</span></span><br/><br/>Johnny, touched that pretty girl's shoulder gently:<br/><br/>-So, how much?<br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 150%; line-height: 116%;"><span style="font-weight: bold">Johnny Anders-Children's Room</span></span></div><br/><br/>-----------------<br/><br/>Edit: Room+Grammar Correction