"CoffinHunter Inc......I still say it sounds macabre!"  The pretty woman said as she adjusted her horn rimmed glasses and snapping her gum.<br/><br/>"Come On Renee, It's interesting, it stands out amongst the humdrum....Just keep reading alright, for crying out loud!" The tall handsome man said, mildly frustrated by her dissuading comments. He reached up and adjusted the fedora on his head.<br/><br/>"I still think it sounds creepy, but yer the bossman!........Anyway, CoffinHunter Incorporated, a new business looking for viable partners and investors is now hiring! If you are looking to get off the soup-lines and find some gainful employment, WE ARE THE CAREER FOR YOU! We offer the chance to see the world and travel to far off places. Action and Adventure ARE GUARANTEED! Pay will be dictated by performance and willingness to do what ever is necessary in the line of duty. The weak willed, easily upset, or lacking in intestinal fortitude need not apply! Glory and riches await any man or woman willing to accept the job! Apply at our home LA offices.....yadda yadda yadda" Renee trailed off, seemingly disinterested.<br/><br/>"Well? What did I tell ya? The Depression is on babe....People wanna work.....I bet we'll have a line of applicants lining up outside our door by tomorrow morning. Whadda ya say...HUH? Now where is that mischievous smile I love so much."  He said, leaning in closer as if to give her a smooch.<br/><br/>"Get outta here you GOON!" Renee yelled, smacking her gloved hand across his face. "You wanna know what I think,<span style="font-weight: bold">John W. Hendrix</span>? I think it was a stupid idea for you to squander your inheritance on a silly boyish dream? I mean who really thinks about exploring stinky caves when people are starving in the streets! Only you! I think you should'da taken that money and moved to some impoverished country and built yourself a castle....you could lived like a king off that cash, but instead you decided to stick around in a country that is at it's lowest economic point and start a new crazy business.....Its crazy talk is what it is!" She began to rant, while Johnny stood back up and rubbed his face.<br/><br/>"Well YOU got a job out of it....RIGHT?" He yelled back. "How many Dames got job security as a 'Secretary' like you do right now, huh?!! Not too many!" Johnny shot back.<br/><br/>"OK....fine....But don't say I didn't warn ya, you big galoot. " She said and slugged him in the shoulder for good measure.<br/><br/>Johnny Hendrix picked up the todays newspaper and stared at the wanted add he'd put in the paper;  while his 'secretary' Renee Wiggins went to fix herself another cocktail. His grin was big and handsome as he paraphrased the quote, "Small beginnings, Renee...Don't despise'em!"