JD was angry. He had been working his ass off for the entire week, and what for? a measly 50 bucks, that's what!<br/><br/>"Why can't life be like a movie???" He shouted to the air as he walked inside his house. Turning on the TV, he flipped over to his BluRay player's NetFlix account. "Hmmm... what to watch tonight? Nope.. not that... nope... crap! Isn't there anything good on here?" He mumbled to himself getting more aggravated about his day being horrible. Reflecting on it made his stress levels skyrocket. "GoshDangit! first they blame me for something that was my co-worker's fault, then they dock my already meager pay for cursing at my boss! Why can't I be treated NORMALLY???"<br/><br/>Then his TV opened a dialog box, prompting him to update his BluRay. "Dammit! another update! I don't have time for this!" He pressed the "Yes" button and was surprised at the speed of the update. In no less than a minute, his NetFlix opened back up, but the strange part was rather upsetting.<br/><br/>"Only ONE show??? Well at least it's something good. Hellsing Ultimate it is, then!" he sat back and selected the icon. it took nearly half the series, but he finally just collapsed from exhaustion.<br/><br/>"<span style="vertical-align: super;"><span style="font-size: 50%; line-height: 116%;">Sir?</span> <span style="font-size: 85%; line-height: 116%;">Sir?</span></span>Wake up! it isn't safe here! there are too many undead threats." a voice with a british accent said as JD awoke from his nap.<br/><br/>"Thanks for the heads up, Sir Integra. I'll manage dinner on my own." He mumbled sleepily.<br/><br/>"Well, this fellow is a bit drunk, now isn't he? I'm surprised to see him alive after what we've seen so far!"<br/><br/>3...2...1...<br/><br/>"HOLY SHIT! I must be dreaming... yeah that's it, I'm dreaming." JD jumped up, seeing Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing accompanied by none other than Alexander Anderson.<br/><br/>"Well then, he's not drunk. Just a bit looney, wouldn't you say?" Anderson asked. JD frowned. This was a dream, right? so if that was true, why was he just insulted?<br/><br/>"So, we should probably get out of here. Are there any cars still in one piece?" Anderson asked. Amazingly, they found one and Sir Integra got in, motioning for JD to get in with her. He did so, still thinking he was going to wake up any minute. amazingly, they made it to the mansion, but there were mines blowing up the bodies of pseudo vampires, so they couldn't get close. JD didn't remember them ever getting this close to the mansion in the anime, which just convinced him even more that it was a dream.<br/><br/>"So how do we get inside?" he asked. "We can't just walk up to the-" he was cut off by a gun blasting the window open and lodging the bullet in his right side. it didn't take much time for him to pass out.<br/><br/>~This can't be happening...~ he thought as he lost consciousness.<br/>_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________<br/><br/>"Ugh... wait... this has to be a dream!" he said as he realized he was in a bed inside Hellsing Mansion.<br/><br/>"That's what you said last time you woke up too." Sir Integra said as she took a puff of her cigar. "We removed the bullet, but you seem to have lost a lot of blood. I'm surprised you're awake at all."<br/><br/>"So I'm going to die?" Jd wheezed. it hurt to talk which probably meant he had a punctured lung.<br/><br/>"Most likely." She replied, looking at him like she didn't really give a damn whether he did or not.<br/><br/>...<br/>......<br/>.........<br/>............<br/><br/>"Where's Seras Victoria?"<br/><br/>Another long pause occurred during which Sir Integra's cigar fell from her mouth.<br/><br/>"How do you know that name?"<br/><br/>"Forget the f***ing details. Where is she?" he asked, his dread of dying showing in his voice. When he got no reply he wheezed out the following:<br/><br/>"I'm a virgin."