"I- ummm... no. thanks." Helkior stammered. His hands balled into fists.<br/><br/><span style="font-style: italic">~What. The. F**k???~</span>he thought<span style="font-style: italic">~2014??? According to what? I've been out way longer than THAT!~</span><br/><br/>He noticed something pinned up near the odd device that was emitting a slight bit of heat as though it had been recently cooking something.<br/><br/>"Ca-Lin-Deer??" he read out loud. "So this is what they have to keep track of the days now, huh?" he flipped through it, looking at each month and pronounced them rather dreadfully. "I will have to find some way of studying this world's mechanics if I am to live here."<br/><br/>He went to lay down in the guest bedroom, and was startled at how comfortable the bed was. "What kind of animal did they have to kill to do<span style="font-style: italic">this</span>?" he thought as he lay there. then he remembered something. "Why am I laying here? I don't need nearly as much sleep as a human... and yet if I refuse, she'll get suspicious and ask if I'm an insomniac or something." Then he heard the shower turn off. sighing, he lay there and thought about what he should do. "I wonder what would happen if I came right out and said it... No, bad idea. but how am I supposed to get information if she can't trust me? this is going to be a long night." he sighed