"A'right." Neo laughed, before beginning to tell his tale.<br/><br/>"Back in mah day, when I was in Mississippi, I met these mo'fuckahs who called themselves the Mississippi Merrymen, and w'at dey did was simply stealin' shit from asshats who had mo' money t'an dey can afford to rub on e'eryone's faces. There was John, the head nigger in charge; Jane, mah gurl; and Bill and Chris, those two badass brothers who can kick e'eryone's asses all by t'emselves. Since dey were stealin' shit and I was stealin' shit too, I decided fuck it and join them wreckin' crew. And so, we got to Louisiana and we started robbin' shit and get mo' dough t'an we can possibly have, so we som'times leave some money for poor cracka's 'n' orphanages. Dey nevah got wind how we got the money, but it was money 'nyway."<br/><br/>He then exhaled before telling more. "And t'en, we fucked up in Big Easy and the pigs caught me, so dey sent me to Angola. Ya' know, the prison? Mah cellmate fucked mah ass as soon as I got t'ere, and I was like, fuck 'im, he ain't gettin' away wit' dat, so I fucked 'im in the ass too. And t'en, I faked bein' dead on Christmas Eve, so the gang got me outta that shitty-ass place and we moved to Texas."<br/><br/>"And t'en, we were layin' low at first there, but then we robbed a bank somewhere in May of '13, so we were like, yeah, let's do dis shit, so we were robbin' banks all tha' time and shootin' coppa's. And then, a few months later, our poor ol' nigger John got gunned down by the pigs and then Jane 'came tha head w'en he died. A few mo' months and t'en Bill and Chris were worm food. So Jane and I skipped to Oklahoma at tha' Ouichita Mountains and we just decided to live like a couple o' mountain men t'ere and farm and hunt fo' food and shit."<br/><br/>"And then, July 1914, we got bored and we were like missin' tha ol' days, so we robbed a bank 'gain. It went good, but the pigs killed Jane the next day. So, I did alchemy and I attacked Tulsa Police HQ a week later and poisoned e'erbody there, 'cludin' the Head Piggy. But fo' all them guys jailed, I let dem break out and dey swarmed outta dat place like a buncha ants from an anthill pissed on by a kid. After dat day, I went to Kansas, changed mah hair color, cut it and called myself Henry Wilson Smith." He then removed a couple of dog tags from his necklace and showed it to Lexi. They were made from a coppery metal and round, unlike the more modern dog tags people are used to. And, indeed, the name written on it was "Henry W. Smith".<br/><br/>"But d'ya kno' what, Lexi?" Neo went on with his story. "Yo' blonde hair remind me of Jane. Jane Donahue. She was mah first gurl. And dey just killed her. But dat ain't the reason why I like ya'. It's just the reason why you caught mah eye, ba'e. But I never fucked her like I did wit' you, so you one-upped her."