As the sound of the salesman slapping Ester on the ass resonated throughout the room, Chance lost the last shred of sanity he had left. jumping out of Ester's shadow, he started screaming things like "You Goddess forsaken perverted hard headed son of a bitch!" and "Let's see how many pieces I can shatter your ass into before you quit breathing, you ignorant prick!"<br/><br/>His hair then became a living weapon, somehow harder than stone yet still flexible, as he started launching attacks meant to slice off layers of the shopkeeper's rocky exterior. As he did so, he accidently shouted at the top of his lungs "The only person who will<span style="font-style: italic">ever</span>be allowed to touch Ester anywhere near her ass is ME! got that, you miserable wretch?" Then he gathered all his hair into one large spike and impaled the Goron who had assaulted Ester's privacy, effectively killing him.<br/><br/>"Well, that's that then." Chance said as a small measure of sanity returned to his voice. Turning to walk out the door, he put the Terminan mask on again, and said "You can probably remove the Goron mask without any trouble now, Ester."<br/><br/>He had completely forgotten anything he had shouted while attacking the now lifeless boulder that was behind them.