<a class="postlink" href="http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz260/TimeKeys/Decorated%20images/768485373648-1.jpg">[ img ]</a><br/>Jacoda<br/>Son Of Jack Sparrow (adopted)<br/>Human (or so it is assumed)<br/>17<br/><br/>Jacoda was minding his own business, sailing the ship he commadered for himself and his fathers crew. When low and behold the Pirate King's ship sailed his way. "God damnit. What does that she devil wish of me? I ain't done nothing...have I?" He thinks a bit. "Avoided her several times now. Sailed circles around the royal navy. Drank rum. I am not sure where in there I did something. Perhaps I didn't do anything and she just wishes to have a bottle of rum and chat for awhile. Oh well." He says. Sighing as he was forced to drop anchor. "Aye...tis a sad day when ya boarded by pirates when your a pirate." He says. Laughing a moment later at seemingly nothing. He walked over to the pirate king. "Hello King O Pirates. Whatever do I owe this unwanted honor? Perhaps a bottle of rum and a chase across the seven seas?" He is hit over the head. "Ow! What was that for? Was trying to be hospitable and things of that nature."<br/><br/><span style="font-style: italic">Elizabeth Swan hit Jacoda over the head. "Be quiet and listen you escape artist pirate. Sailing the seven seas has become dangerous. The only way to gaurentee our safety along with the ships we raid is to form a union."</span><br/><br/>Jacoda looks at her. "A union you say? Why whatever for? It is such a strange union when one combines sea with land. Wouldn't that make for a strange offspring?" He says. His thoughts going everywhere then halt as he realizes she is looking at him. "Me? Oh no. I can list a thousand good reasons why such a union is destined to fail. You would have better luck combining a krakken with shrimp. That would make for a more fitting union." He sees her look. "Why lady king here I'll list a few. my thoughts be random and my words be crazy most of the time. I could talk someone in circles and leave them confused and at times me self as well." He frowns. "There really is no choice in the matter? I think the pirate king has swallowed too much sea water. This has to do with that grudge against my father doesn't it? Well that is fine. I'll be right and you'll be wrong then everyone will circle right back to where we were."<br/><br/>Two hours later...<br/><br/>He was still talking himself in mental circles trying to make sense of why HE was the one chosen to be lawfully wedded. This was not his idea of fun. She even stole all of his rum. So he was sad and plotting how to get more rum. "Surely by now dearly beloved will be here? Must I explain again why this is foolhardy and down right stupid? Okay...I'll shut up. Though again this is such a crazy notion and concoction I can't believe once with her head on straight would have ever thought of such a thing." His tone very loopy yet sane at the same time. "So if you take one fish and divided it into two fish would you still have one fish or would it thus be two fish only one has a head with no tail and the other has a tail with no head?" He asks. Surely a logical question in his mind but a pointless one to others. "Oh lookie here the lady of the sea has appeared. Does she have relation to Calypso or is she one of the merfolk? Such an interesting notion." He says with a slightly mysteriously goofy grin.