"Well, I must say, Peter<span style="font-style: italic">does</span>have a sense of humor..." Alexander muttered when she screamed. "Do you seriously want the entire neighborhood to wake up? And of course she will Simon. Not like I would try to hurt her, but I'm sure that she doesn't want to be seen naked in her apartment with no one around, screaming like some lunatic."<br/><br/>He crossed his arms. "Are you quite finished?" he asked her. He wasn't exactly thrilled at the reaction he was getting after being there for twenty two years getting her ass out of trouble at least 150 times a year. Even if it was minor trouble, he valued his job, and she was making it very hard to not seem like she had gone insane.<br/><br/>"What would you rather I do? hide in your clumsy shadow, or introduce myself?" he stopped and looked at Simon "Stop laughing Simon! it's bad enough to have one earth dweller freaking out, I don't need a cat dying from overexertion to laughter as well. Heaven forbid that goes on my conscience!"<br/><br/>"to answer your questions, the Name is Alexander, I watch over you for a living, and I'm your Guardian Angel. So... what's the plan for today? get<span style="font-style: italic">almost</span>run over by a steam roller? or perhaps<span style="font-style: italic">nearly</span>get mauled by a pack of Rottweiler's? Maybe walk under a piano over and over until the damn thing falls and you<span style="font-style: italic">miraculously</span>don't get hurt?" He asked, hoping to make a point here. after all, he didn't want her to take advantage of his powers any more, now that she could see him.