"Ah, Ava! Dear Miss Teagan! Why, that is just the point I am trying to make!" He laughed, but this time there was an undertone to his voice. An undertone that spewed 'Crazy Lunatic'. "I DON'T trust you, and why should I? Nothing I say can be taken at face value, but that doesn't matter at all! As long as I have my trigger finger on the detonator, no one whom I want to die makes it out of here alive!"<br/><br/>His chilling laugh came out again, almost as though two people were laughing on different frequencies. "In other words, Dear Miss Teagan, Unless you have a death wish, we have a deal. The minute you break it. I. Break. YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he really lost it as someone came into the room and called out "Time's up 36! Back to your cell!" Then they added as an afterthought, "I don't get paid enough for this..."<br/>_____________________________________________________________________________________<br/><br/>The next week was almost over, and 36 hadn't acted odd at all. A few death threats, but other than that, nothing...<br/><br/>Until the last day of the week.<br/><br/>"Miss Teagan, the boss wants to see you." A man said, as he opened the door to the surveillance room.<br/><br/>"Teagan... What do you make of this?" was the question asked when she entered.<br/><br/>In the cell, 36 was singing to the walls as if in a concert hall.<br/><br/>~Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain...<br/>I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far, I see you've met my assistant Scarface!<br/>His appearance is quite disturbing, but I assure you he's harmless enough!<br/>He's a sweetheart, calls me master,<br/>And he has a way of finding pretty things, and bringing them to meeeee!<br/><br/>Ooh and I'm so into you, but I'm way too smart for you,<br/>Even my henchmen think I'm crazy, I'm not surprised that you agree!<br/>If you could find some way to be<br/>A little bit less afraid of me you'd see the voices that control me from inside my head say<br/>I SHOULDN'T KILL YOU YET!~<br/><br/>The song went on for a while longer with the same hilarity. If he were trying to be funny, it was working because the guards stationed outside were cracking up.<br/>_____________________________________________________________________________________<br/><br/>The next day he showed up at the therapy session with doughnuts, and... a goodbye to whomever was escorting him like they were old friends. As soon as the soundproof door was shut he smirked and turned to Teagan. "I hope you enjoyed your bargaining chip!" he smirked. "Got quite a lot of laughs for Randy and Phillip. Those were the guards on duty. Nice bunch of looney bin keepers... any questions?"