"I'm twenty-two," Luna replied simply, "December 17th is my birthday... why do you want to know anyways? and why do you still have that damn boner?!" she groaned as she changed into the clothes she was wearing prior to going to the water park. Soon, she could hear cackled laughter coming from no other than Simon the Siamese. He had small green leaves scattered on his body as his pupils were dilated and he was helplessly lying on his back with his paws curled.<br/><br/><span style="font-style: italic">"Alexander has dirty thoughts! dirty thoughts indeed!"</span>the feline laughed. Luna looked down at her cat and shook her head.<br/><br/>"Dammit, cat," she yelled, "Why did you get into your catnip again?!"