"Poor birds...they didn't even see it coming..." Luna commented dryly, half expecting a slap herself, "But seriously...if they knew you were the one following me around, they would think I was a witch or something. I do not want a modern day Salem witch trial to happen because of your mischief. You can help me wash dishes on the nights I close the diner though. It will make things go by much faster and well...we do get to go home much sooner." a playful smirk was soon appearing on the woman's lips as she found herself inching closer to the guardian half-angel.<br/><br/><span style="font-style: italic">"Bow chicka wow wow!"</span>Simon laughed as he looked at his owner, and her guardian. This ended up causing Luna's other sandal to be thrown at the cat, hitting him square in the nose. A hiss erupted from the cat's mouth as he arched his back in anger before pawing his nose.<span style="font-style: italic">"Ow! What the hell was that for?! You could've injured my perfect face! Just...how could you?!"</span><br/><br/>"Stop laughing cat!" Luna yelled with chuckle, "I mean, I could do worse than a shoe... I could give you a bath, or make you wear girly outfits, get you fixed, or a combination of all three. So, I'd advise that you stop with your laughter spells..." Upon hearing the words 'get you fixed', Simon yelped and ran into the kitchen and hid under the kitchen table, his tail between his legs.