Taylor snorted at Matt's answer. Right before the stupid portal opened he said "And how, oh idiototic fool, are you gonna do that? A one, two punch and hope they go down? As funny as that is I don't think that'll work. Nice try though, Matt. Nice try. As for sob stories, the simple version of my life is this; my name is Taylor Lovett, I'm a nineteen year old college freshman, a 6th grare math tutor, and was bullied in 6th - 12th grades. Oh yeah and my parents are CEOs of the largest record production agency in thw country. I'm also trying to decipher why I'm so intri -" Que portal opening. And a major headache. "SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!!! THE FRICK ARE THOSE!!! Yo anybody got a sword or bow and arrows for me to use cuz right now we are super screwed without em" All of a sudden the he had a bow in his hand and arrows on his back. "Aww thanks portal" And they were attacked.