<span style="text-decoration: underline">Interference</span><br/><br/>Scarlet followed the group, generally letting them blaze the trail. It was easier for her that way, and her bar was constantly filling anyway, what with the giant looming shadows partially eating the city.<br/><br/>"Hm. That's a squid. Calamari sounds pretty good right now too... But alas, I have no cooking gear."<br/>"Hey. Hey! Pssst!"<br/>Scarlet looked around for the source of the voice until she found a tall, skinny man in a suit beckoning to her.<br/><br/>"You look like a lawyer," she stated blandly, a look of disgust on her face.<br/>"I AM a lawyer! I need your help! My sister's going to win our epic duel if don't go with any help."<br/>"That sentence was a mess."<br/>"'Course it was! Read the badge," he pointed to an overly shiny badge on his jacket.<br/><br/>"I. R. Badd, Attorney at Evil," Scarlet read aloud, "You... have got to be kidding me."<br/>"No. No kidding here. Now, come on! We must defeat my grammatically right sister."<br/>Scarlet felt her eye start twitching, much like it had when the Dayman had started singing Celine Dion, but she followed the strange man anyway. He was headed in the direction her group had gone anyway, what was the harm?<br/><br/>"BUT WAIT!"<br/>"What?" Scarlet snapped, having walked into him as he stopped suddenly.<br/>"I... I don't know what tie I should wear for our showdown! This one? Or this one? Maybe this one? You there! Which is worse. Worse means better because I.R. Badd is evil."<br/>"Ugh, I don't know what's making me want to throw up more; your tie collection or your ridiculous logic..."<br/><br/>And then something horrifying happened. I. R. Badd started laughing. The sound was so abysmally ridiculous that even Scarlet was powerless to do anything but burst out laughing.<br/><br/><span style="font-style: italic">I quit. This is too much.</span>