<span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-weight: bold">Interference Team</span></span><br/><br/><span style="font-weight: bold">Error. Error. Checkpoint system experiencing unknown corruption in checkpoints #2, 4, and 6. Checkpoint system searching for a suitable savior entity. Processing.......processing...........processing..................suitable savior entity located. Accessing space/time matrix........rerouting exotic radiation to empty pocket dimensions.........resolving paradoxes....paradoxes unable to be resolved....chance of reality fabric unraveling....24%....risk acceptable. Opening Einstein-Rosen bridge....granting entity full boss admin privileges...."</span><br/><br/>The sky above the city seemed to curve upward, deepening until nothing but an endless abyss awaited any who glanced up, causing feelings of fear, nausea, and a general helplessness in the face of utter destruction (although that last bit might have been caused by recent events).<br/><br/>From within that endless abyss, fell a shining star. A brilliant beacon of beatitudes bequeathed to the base earth. Truly, this was a man who would stand upon a hill, groin thrust forth, look upon the world and say..."Yeah, I'd bang that."<br/><br/>Wh...what's that? Oh. Of...of course. My apologies. My master would like me to inform you that I have disappointed him. I started doing the alliteration and was unable to follow through. I'm sorry. It's my first day. I'm an intern, really. I needed a job and he was paying - and it seemed easy enough; just follow this weirdo around and narrate his...what? Whatever.<br/><br/>Anyway. This shining...star...of...salesmanship...no, that's not right. Ugh. Look, the dude's wearing a Sailor Senshi uniform and he's like 45, ok? There's not a lot I can say to make him seem majestic.<br/><br/><span style="font-weight: bold">Sailor Solar<br/>HP: 3000/3000<br/>MP: 576/576<br/>Abilities: Shine bright like a diamond; you can be the star, you can shine so bright; in the name of the Sun, I will punish you</span><br/><br/>I...I have to go.<br/><br/>True enough to what that intern narrator said (internarrator?) Sailor Solar was indeed wearing a Sailor Senshi outfit. And he did not look good in it. His hair gut hung over the shirt. His chubby legs were burst out of the stockings and shoes. And his worn, stubbly face absolutely did not fit under that solar-flare tiara. But damn if he didn't try.<br/><br/>"Never fear!" he said after a series of unnecessarily complex poses (and more than one gratuitous panty shot) "Sailor Solar is here!" He brought two fingers to his lips, kissed them, and spun the flame that resulted around in a circle until he held the might Solar Wand. "With this wand, I hold the cleansing fire of the Sun in the palm of my adorable hands!" Something about this man seemed familiar...<br/><br/>He leaped high into the air. "In the name of the Sun..." Something...very familiar. "I punish you!" Flames erupted from the end. Well. OK. Like a thin stream of fire. Like a baby salamander. It fizzled out right before it reached Fenris' face. He had chosen Fenris because, well, that guys seemed the most unstable. Oh, hey...the internarrator's back.<br/><br/>Ok...ok...sorry. Time travel always takes it out of me. What hap- Oh. Come on, Prince Ali! We just got here...<br/><br/><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="text-decoration: underline">Infiltration Team</span></span><br/><br/>coming soon<br/><br/><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="text-decoration: underline">Villains Team</span></span><br/><br/>coming soon