<div style="text-indent:1em;">In the year 2716 and in center of New York City, New York, there's a man (or boy?) sitting in an abandoned building, drinking what may be soda or may be alcohol. He calls himself Vince. Nobody knows he exists or is even there and, well, he couldn't care less, either. He's far too busy being lazy and he sits around drinking from the bottle that contains the fluid that he thinks may be soda or booze to care about people noticing him. The problem for him is, All of, not just America, but the world has been taken over by an unjust tyrant who does what she sees fit. Vince quite usually calls her "Generic Comic Book Villain". Now, the problem isn't him <span style="font-style: italic">needing</span> to run away from any authority figure who may try to arrest him for staying out past curfew, but because he feels the need to fight them and he's just too lazy to muster up the will power, so he goes home when it's curfew so he doesn't have to deal with any police officers.</div><br/><br/><div style="text-indent:1em;">One morning, however, he noticed the police are more ruthless and seems to arrest anyone for anything. He didn't pay it any mind until...</div><br/><div style="text-indent:1em;"><span style="font-style: italic">"Hey! You!"</span> A policeman barked at Vince. The policeman was backed up by six other police officers. <span style="font-style: italic">"Eh? Me? Whaddya want?"</span> Vince queried. <span style="font-style: italic">"You are under arrest for trespassing and public intoxication!"</span> Vince was utterly confused and a bit annoyed. <span style="font-style: italic">"Trespassing? This building's been abandoned since 2416! As for the "Public intoxication", this isn't even booze, this is soda! Or, actually, it might be booze. I'm not entirely sure."</span> Vince replied. The policemen started getting impatient and saw Vince's bottle, they gained an idea that might actually make it look like they're doing their job. <span style="font-style: italic">"DROP YOUR WEAPON!!"</span> The policemen cried. Vince looked around and said <span style="font-style: italic">"Oh, I get it, this is a fight. I'm not a big fan of fightin', but, if you insist."</span> Vince then conjured up glowing yellow orbs of energy and shot them at the leading police officer, disintegrating him, prompting the others to shoot at Vince. Vince then jumped behind a piece of debris to cover from the spray of bullets.</div>