As Fenris continued approaching one of the people tried to hide and another, a rather fantastical sort that Fenris wanted to party with, turned his head and began fan-gasming to himself.<br/><br/>“Seriously! What in the name of… Some kind of… Scrambles…” Fenris turned his head to look at his familiar on his shoulder and whispered. “Uh… What am I looking for right now?”<br/><br/>Scrambles sighed. “God… You are looking for god.”<br/><br/>“Oh right…” Fenris looked back at the hooligans hanging out in the middle of the street. “What in the name of god are you doing out here?” He began playing in a Dorian F minor scale.<br/><br/>Just in that moment the fan-gasming fancy guy charged at Fenris, screaming about his codpiece and asking for a autograph.<br/><br/>“Uh well…. Why would you want my autograph?? It’s not like I d…” All that could be heard were mumbles as the fancy man shoved his crotch covering into Fenris’s mouth.<br/><br/>The fancy man started going on about respect and royalty and celebrities as Scrambles began struggling to get the cod piece out of Fenris’s mouth. “What the *beep* dude! How did he even get this in there?”<br/><br/>*Pop!*<br/><br/>Fenris took a second to catch his breath. “I don’t know.” There was an awkward pause. “Wait… Why does he want my autograph???”<br/><br/>*Blimp flies over head saying “Come see Fenris Dragon-Heart at his Farewell, Welcome back, 16th reunion, for the fans, for the love, for the fans, for the music, for the… Buckets? Tour! Tonight at a time yet to be decided! Show up and hopefully something happens!*<br/><br/>“Uhhh. Dude… You’re like… Intergalactically famous.” Scrambles took out his judgement free bong and took a hit. “How don’t you remember that?” He said, smoke pouring from his nostrils.<br/><br/>“I don’t know man. Maybe I should start laying off the heroin… And the speed… And the Dmt… And the…”<br/><br/>*20 different drugs later*<br/><br/>“And the orangatang blood… I really should be able to remember being famous.”<br/><br/>“Celebrities are the only non-codpiece wearing entities that we’re allowed to respect…”<br/><br/>“Scrambles looked up at that comment. “Dude I bet your codpiece is way shinier then his.”<br/><br/>“I’m wearing a codpiece???” Fenris looked utterly bewildered.<br/><br/>*Scrambles smacks Fenris across the face.*<br/><br/>“That was a gift from your father you asshole!” Scrambles said angrily.<br/><br/>“I have a father?!?!?!” Fenris utterly confused and overwhelmed.<br/><br/>*Meanwhile, In Celestia… Bahamut sits atop a golden cloud, covered in booze and whores, watching Godtube.*<br/><br/>“Ughhhh… My son is a *beep*ing moron!”<br/><br/>*Back in the land of lands!*<br/><br/>“Seriously… How are you this retarded?” Scrambles sighed. “Take out your codpiece and show this cracker what’s what.”<br/><br/>Just as the fancy man turned around Fenris began fishing in his pants. “Non-codpiece wearing entity huh? Wait til you see…” Fenris still fished in his crotch area inside his pants. “Uhh… Wait for it… Wait for it… Wait for it…”<br/><br/>*Everyone face palms!*<br/><br/>“Almost got it… One more seeeecond…” And with that Fenris yanked a glorius golden and diamond encrusted codpiece from his groin, that also looked about 3 sizes to big to make  any sense.<br/><br/>*Fenris looks at the camera.*<br/><br/>“How do you like that for a cod piece Mr. Fancy Pants???” Fenris said brandishing his glorious golden codpiece proudly.<br/><br/>“Hey why is that kids sword hilt turning bowling ball-esque?” Scrambles said pointing.<br/><br/>*Fenris now dances and plays a legato riff with just his left hand and waves his cod piece around*<br/><br/>“Hey Fenris I’m pretty sure that’s a cannon… In a sword… Should we… Like he-“<br/><br/>*BOOOOOOOOMMMM! The boy shoots an older man in the face and laughs, all behind the fancy man’s back but he seems to transfixed on Fenris… Also there’s more popcorn*<br/><br/>Scrambles whistles. “Well that happened. Well look at that. The old dude’s not even dead. *beep*ing BAAAAAMF.”<br/><br/>Fenris watches in wonderment as the boy shot the cannon sword cannon… And then notices more popcorn. “WHAT THE *BEEP* IS WITH THE POPCORN!!!!”