Haley rolled her eyes and stood up, drawing her  cloak around her. Then she regarded the Dayman and the strangely friendly guard.<br/><br/>"You know - I think I've had just about enough people today."<br/><br/>"We've really only met two," Dorian corrected.<br/><br/>"Well. That's more than enough. I'm leaving. Guards or no guards."<br/><br/>Alarms and claxons started blaring from the bank. "Attention! Attention! Bank security has been breeched!"<br/><br/>Haley groaned for a long moment while the alarms intensified. "Alert! Alert! Imperial Bank security system now active! Please remain where you are."<br/><br/>Haley shook her fist at the building. "You can take your warning and shove -"<br/><br/>Before she could finish her threat, the ground began to shake. Haley nearly lost her balance and stumbled backward. The quaking seemed to ripple outward from the bank, shaking the whole of Stormfront. More buildings shook. Windows shattered. Pools flipped. POOLS FLIPPED! Then it began to rise.<br/><br/>Yes. The bank began to rise from the ground. Amazingly, it also began to...transform. A series of complicated Rubik's cube esque motions, later, an eerily humanoid form began to emerge.<br/><br/>"Uh." Dorian tried to wipe something off of his side of the watchface. "What."<br/><br/>Nearly two minutes later, the bank had finished transforming. A tall robotic figure stood in it's place.<br/><br/>"EMBRACE CAPITALISM," it boomed in a metallic voice that was equal parts machine and awesome, "OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED."<br/><br/><span style="font-weight: bold">Depositron<br/>HP: 2718/2718<br/>MP: 0/0<br/>Abilities: Capitalism</span><br/><br/>"Well shit."<br/><br/>Depositron lowered an arm, which Haley could now see was also a cannon. "CAPITALISM IS NON-NEGOTIABLE." Then it fired a series of heavy sacks of gold coins. Haley lept out of the way, but heard the loud chink of metal as the ground exploded.<br/><br/>Gold coins rained down on the city, shattering more windows and pelting pedestrians.<br/><br/>Depositron glanced around, identifying Ephantus, the Dayman, Scarlet, Mhenlo, Vidaar, Reaper, Desiderio, Alias, and Blake. "TARGETS IDENTIFIED: ENEMIES TO  CAPITALISM." He then began firing more moneybags at said characters. "SOCIALISM IS A LIE."