CRAAAAAASHHHH! *Camera shakes a bunch*<br/><br/>“Wake up… Hey! I said wake up nerd!” A small squeaky voice said from the corner of the heavily… We’ll say disheveled room. “It sounds like stuff is happening outside.” The little voice shifted around the room. “Yeeeaaa… A building totally just fell over.”<br/><br/>“Ugh.” Fenris sat up on the floor where he fell asleep, or passed out, which is totally sleeping for a rockstar, and removed the under garments that sat atop his head. “Scrambles is that you?” He brought his hands to his face and rubbed his eyes trying to remember the events of the night before. “Where am I.”<br/><br/>Scrambles, a tiny blue scaled Pseudo-Dragon, sprung from his perch on the window and climbed to Fenris’s shoulders. “You’re in your apartment.” Scrambles said simply. “You know? That place you lease out every month.” Scrambles headbutted Fenris lightly. “You paid that 2000 dollar security deposit so you could get the luxury sui-“<br/><br/>BOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!! *A hole appears in the wall!*<br/><br/>“That you’re totally not getting back now.” Scrambles finished.<br/><br/>Fenris dragged himself to his feet and leaned against a wall that wasn’t just blown in. “What the *beep* just happened?” He said in mild frustration. Voices could be heard yelling from outside through his new bay window, Fenris is an optimist, and he struggled to make out what they said, but to no avail. “Scrambles… Go look out the window and tell me what’s going on… I’m” Fenris put his hand to his temple. “I’m pretty hung over brah.”<br/><br/>Scrambles hurried over to the window, right next to the giant gaping hole that totally offered a better view, and tried to see what was going on. “Well there’s a guy. And another guy. There are at least 5 boobs hanging out.” Scrambles scratched his scaly head. “I think a tower fell on thaaaat guy. Hmmm. There’s some popcorn. And some… Mini Karts? Well… One guy… Or girl… Has a motorcycle.” He paused and looked at Fenris. “Girls can have motorcycles right?”<br/><br/>Fenris looked at him a little dumbfounded. “That’s sexist. We don’t allow that here.”<br/><br/>*They both look at the camera*<br/><br/>Fenris walked over to the gaping hole in the wall and saw a few beings standing in a circle a few hundred feet down the way, surrounded by the rubble of the city. “What the hell happened here? This is *beep*ing nuts!” Fenris reached out his hand and his crystalline guitar custom ESP EX 720 flew into his grasp. “Should we… Like… Check it out?” He paused a moment. “Why is there popcorn everywhere?”<br/><br/>I dunno dude.” Scrambles jumped on Fenris’s shoulders again. “ I’m down to go look. We can be detectives.” He laughed squeakily.<br/><br/>“Alright. Let’s go then.” He turned and started heading for the door. “Oh wait.” He said. He went over to the wall hook and grabbed his keys. “Can’t forget my keys.” They walked to the door and realized it wasn’t there anymore. “Aw man. Now people can just walk in… Gonna get mud everywhere… Steal all my drugs… And porn…. And… I don’t really own much do I.” Fenris turned to look at his apartment. It was mostly empty save a few kegs and some passed out women. Oh, and the jungle cat. There’s a jungle cat in the bathroom. “*beep* this place.”<br/><br/>Fenris started making his way to the elevator with Scrambles atop him. They reached it without trouble. When the elevator doors opened they saw that the elevator escort was still there. “Good day Mr. Dragon-Heart. How are you this fine day?” He said with a cheerful smile.<br/><br/>“… You do know that people are exploding the shit out of the city right now… Right?”<br/><br/>There was a moment of awkward silence. “No sir. Everything’s fine!” The man said non-shalantly. “Just a fine day in the city!”<br/><br/>“Uuuuh huuuuh…” Fenris stepped into the elevator. “Lobby please?”<br/><br/>“sure!” The man pushed the lobby button.<br/><br/>*Awkward silence. Scrambles just stares at the elevator escort… Fenris picks his nose… Then wipes it on the elevator wall.*<br/><br/>The elevator doors opened. “You have a great day now Mr. Dragon-Hea-“ And suddenly the elevator explodes, popcorn flying everywhere.<br/><br/>“Seriously, what the *beep* is with the popcorn?” Fenris said as he strode away from the rubble and running through the A minor scale in it’s friggian mode, wind picking up as he did so.<br/><br/>Scrambles plucked a piece of it from the air. “I don’t know.” He then tasted it, and immediately coughed and spit it out. “But it tastes like ass.”<br/><br/>The walked into the lobby, or what was the lobby, of the apartment building, now it was mostly just outside, and found bodies everywhere. They continued outside to try and get to the bottom of this whole mess.<br/><br/>They finally made it outside, after stepping over mounds of rubble and body parts, and started approaching the group of people. That was when the whole building crashed behind them.<br/><br/>“Awwwww! GOD DAMMIT!!!” Fenris said incredibly angry. “All of my herion was in there!”<br/><br/>“You’ll be fine man. You should probably quit.” Scrambles said encouragingly. “Remember those snickers commercials. “You’re not the same when you’re hungry.”? Well… You’re not the same when you’re high.”<br/><br/>His fingers switched into the C Major blues scale and lightening started crackling around him. “Is that why I can’t remember what’s happened the past… 18 years?” He pondered a moment. “Hmmm. What’s happened the past couple years?”<br/><br/>BOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!! *More stuff explodes. There is now more popcorn*<br/><br/>“Why is there so muuuuch POPCORN?!?!?!” Fenris shouted. He walked over to the group furiously soloing on his instrument, causing lightening to strike the ground betwixt the group and the wind starting to form tornados. “Ok… Don’t you know there’s people trying to sleep? You broke my apartment! Lost ALL of my drugs.”<br/><br/>*More popcorn rains from the sky. Scrambles eats some… Then spits it out.*<br/><br/>“And… WHAT THE *beep* IS WITH ALL THE *beep*ING POPCORN!!!!!”