The Dayman noticed the commotion behind him, sensing a ripple in the balance of love, and ceased his endless codpiece lance thrusting. He swaggerd over to the confused duo and placed his arms around them, pulling then in dangerously close. Still avoiding eye contact...he mediated.<br/><br/>"From what I hear...there is a past. Neither of you can remember what happened...and yet....you know so many secret things about each other!"<br/><br/>His eyes began to well up with diamondium tears again as he pushed back and brought his hands to his mouth, containing a royal squee. He filled his lungs with as much air as possible and shouted, "YOU TWO USED TO BE IN LOVE WEREN'T YOU AND NOW YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS IS TRYING TO REPRESS THE PAIN. THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN. OH THE THROWS OF UNROYAL LOVE. HOW DREADFUL. PAINFUL. YOU TWO MUST PERSEVERE! YOU MUST LEARN ABOUT EACH OTHER! REVIVE THE LOVE!"<br/><br/>He began to prance around the duo...<br/><br/>"Hey hey hey hey!"<br/><br/>He took hold of them and placed them face to face.<br/><br/>"Won't you, come see about me? I'll be alone, dancing and you know it baaaby."<br/><br/>He paused to gyrate a bit, swinging his codpiece and grazing the apparently dickish sword. His codpiece began to glow in a way that it never had before...and by some royal (or otherwise miracle)..it began to finish the verse.<br/><br/>"<span style="color: #400000">Tell me your troubles and doubts. Giving me everything, inside and out aaaaaand...."</span><br/><br/>The Dayman smiled at his new somehow sentient codpiece, truly a royal dream come true. He coddled his codpiece and sang:<br/><br/>"Love's strange, so real in the dark. Think of the tender things, that we are working on."<br/><br/><span style="color: #400000">Slow change...may pull us apart! When the lights get into your heart."</span><br/><br/>"Baby!"<br/><br/>The Dayman nuzzled his singing sentient codpiece close to the reunited duo and invited them to sing the chorus together.