-BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP-<br/>Vernace groaned and slapped blindly at the general area of his alarm clock with the vague idea of hitting the snooze button or turning it off. Or maybe knocking it off the nightstand entirely. Whatever worked really, as long as that infernal beeping just<span style="font-style: italic">stopped</span>, because dear gods it was too early. It always was though, every single morning. Morning in general was just too early, Vern had decided a long time ago.<br/><br/>He rolled out of bed to land roughly on his feet with a thud. Nobody bothered to get out of bed quietly in the Loki cabin. The three people who occupied the building all got up at the same time anyway, give or take a few minutes spent complaining that it was too early. Vern grabbed up his things and made for the bathroom, taking with him everything he'd need. He showered quickly, ticking things off his mental morning check list one at a time. Wash hair, dry hair, make hair look vaguely not like a cotton ball, brush teeth, underwear, binder, pants, shirt, socks, boots, optional jacket, apply face, piercings in. After getting presentable, he made his way back to his bunk, grabbing his dagger to sheath at his side, and four throwing knives to hide in his combat boots, though it hadn't exactly been a secret he had them since he pinned that one asshole to the walls with them like it had been a carnival game.<br/><br/>The cabin door swung open dramatically, Vern stepping out shortly after to make his way to the mess hall. As he strolled through the camp, he looked side to side at the cabins he passed. With a shit-eating grin, he used an illusion on a few of the doors to make them look a few inches to the left of where they actually were. He didn't bother checking what cabins they were, but he knew he hit at least the cabins for Hodir, Odin, Freyja, and Sol. They'd probably be reaching for knobs that weren't quite there for a while. Once he got the the mess hall, he threw open the door with his usual flair. He had to make an entrance after all; You don't get anywhere in life being boring.