Jack looked at Zack as he sat his shiny metal ass on the ground next to him.  Taking the hand, Jack gave the robot a manic smile.<br/>"Nice to meet you Zack, I've seen the good general.  One of my favorite Star Wars villains, and by the way, we must fight at some point.  I am Jack Spade, and the voice in my  head is Jack Spade.  If you hadn't guessed, Jack is an alternate version of The Joker, from a world where Batman is the bad guy.  I created the idea of Jack myself, and the game pulled him out of my head so I could run around as him for this."<br/><br/><br/>At this moment, Batman walked in through a magical door.<br/>"Oh please say he's not our Batman, cause that would mean we're all dead." Jack's voice said.<br/>"No, I don't think it is.  He doesn't have claws, and our Batman would have used violence then asked."  As Batman abducted his new friends, Jack looked at those left.  So now he had to sit with a purple guy, two people who seemed convinced they were fictional characters, and a cross dressing kid.  They all seemed like great people really.<br/>"Hey, purple nurple, you still haven't told me your name.  The same goes for the little boy in the dress over there.  And until you say otherwise I'm just going to call you Fox Jr."  Jack pointed to each member of the group, finally ending on Rukia.<br/>"As for you, fine, I'll stop insisting that you aren't the real Rukia.  I'm getting more and more convinced this is magic, and if magic is involved then you being a fictional character who stopped being so fictional might be possible.  I still won't totally believe you until I see a picture."<br/><br/><br/>Jack stood back up as the magic door reappeared and JD and co. walked back out.  Jack listened to JD as he explained that it was magic, and that Jack's wild card theory of alternate dimensions was right.  Then JD started yelling at him.<br/><br/>"Actually," Jack responded, in a casual tone, "I was going under the assumption that this was future tech based, in which case it would have totally been impossible for her to exist, regardless of what happens in here.  Besides, you missed it but I just admitted to her that if this is magic then she could be the real deal, I still want a picture."  Jack suddenly stepped up close to JD, inches away from his face, and yelled right back.<br/>(Fun Fact:  I can yell REALLY FUCKING LOUDLY)<br/><br/>"AND YOU DON'T KNOW PEOPLE FROM OUR WORLD VERY WELL!  PEOPLE HAVE LITERALLY TRIED TO NAME THEIR KIDS AFTER NUMBERS, CUSS WORDS, HELL, SOMEONE TRIED TO NAME THEIR KID ADOLF HITLER, AFTER WORLD WAR II!  I'VE MET A KID NAMED LINK, AND A COUSIN NAME KIRI, I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST SOMEONE TO NAME THEIR KID RUKIA!"  Jack rocked backwards, aware that every person in the city likely heard him.  Not an exaggeration.<br/>"Besides, Rukia could have been a nick name, or maybe just her username.  You guys probably met during the Beta and that was her character, so you just decided to call her that instead of whatever her real name is.  How would I know the difference?"  Jack now backed up to the wall, a look of victory on his face.