“Self-defense is fine though.”<br/><br/>“Scrambles… I’m fairly aroused right now.”<br/><br/>Scrambles looked at Fenris with wide dragony eyes. “Why?”<br/><br/>Fenris shook his head. “I don’t know, but I think it’s time to do the thing.”<br/><br/>“What thing?” Scrambles said confused.<br/><br/>“You know…” Fenris put the little dragon on the ground. “The thiiiiiing.”<br/><br/>“Oh! I know the thing!”<br/><br/>*Scrambles grabs his ankles and rolls around on the ground.*<br/><br/>Fenris sighs in frustration. “Just… Just ignore him everybody.” He facepalmed. “I need you to do the transformation thing.”<br/><br/>“Oooooh why didn’t you say that??” Scrambles looked at Fenris with a condescending look. “You really need to work on your communication skills.”<br/><br/>“Hey… You know what… You didn’t just get off an 18 year heroin trip ok? So you can just go *beep* yourself ya little ass clown.” Fenris started doing a sweet tapping solo. “Give me a break… You ready.”<br/><br/>“I was born ready…” Scrambles looked intensely into Fenris’s eyes.<br/><br/>*Suddenly the sounds of gloriously melodic music started filling the air, though there were no other band members in sight, and Scrambles started his epic transformation. Fenris furiously shreds his guitar his eyes closed in extreme concentration. The camera focuses on them and starts slowly panning out as the music builds and builds and builds into an angelic choir raining from the heavens. And finally the camera finally pans out to focus on Scrambles…*<br/><br/>“Oh you’ve got to be kidding.” Fenris said in an outburst of irritation and disappointment. “That’s what you turn into?!?!?!”<br/><br/>*We see scrambles turned into a little child’s motorized bike shaped like a tiny crotch rocket and standing a foot off the ground. It whines a high pitch engine rev in response.*<br/><br/>“Oh sure. I don’t even think you can hold me like this!”<br/><br/>*iIt revs again.*<br/><br/>“Fine. I’ll ride you… Only cause you said please though.” And Fenris mounted the tiny child’s motorbike. “Let’s race bitches!”