<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="text-decoration: underline">Interference</span></span><br/><br/>Stratus began to roll with laughter at Scarlet hiding betwixt The Dayman's legs and entirely ignoring Cale, Leske, and Xienghen. The Dayman, with quite a stern expression, called out to Stratus.<br/><br/>"And there goes all your beer points boy. You are not royalty, like myself, and are unqualified to laugh at women. And if you are going to do it, you need better posture. Like so!"<br/><br/>He spread his legs apart, placed his fists against his hips, and tilted his head backwards and began to let out a bellowing cackle. The Dayman turned to direct his jolly jostling at Scarlet, without direct eye contact of course, and noticed her brushing popcorn off of her shoulders. He expression changed completely from bliss to bewilderment.<br/><br/>"Are you a pimp? I see you brushing your shoulders off. Hmm. No matter! I have something for you!"<br/><br/>The Dayman reached into his infinity belt and pulled out a rather large, sparkly, codpiece shaped umbrella, and presented it to Scarlet.<br/><br/>"I often forget that fears exist. Royalty have no fears of course, but no matter! I can't have you constantly seeking refuge in my loins, my wife would not like that at all. So here take..."<br/><br/>His attention was caught by a new comer, rocking away at his instrument. The Dayman's jaw dropped and he let the umbrella fall to the ground. His wrists were brought up in front of his face, to mask the blushing and his inability to close his mouth. Bouncing up and down, he began to squee in the most feminine shrill imaginable and ran straight up to the approaching form.<br/><br/>"F....Fenris......DRAGON-HEART?!?!?! By the coruscation of my crotch covering it IS you! Oh my goodness can I have your autograph?!?! Please?"<br/><br/>He thrust his codpiece into the face of Fenris, and paused, anticipating confused stares from everyone around.<br/><br/>"I...I believe this must look strange. Seeing such a perfect royal form such as mine at the mercy of a celebrity such as this, one without a codpiece at that! But the answer is simple. Royalty need role models, just like how you poor folk look up to me. It is only natural. Celebrities are the only non codpiece wearing entities that we are allowed to respect, since they are generally treated as royalty to begin with."<br/><br/>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br/><br/>Stratus, who was ignoring all of this by this point, had ceased laughing and became quite disgruntled at losing his beer points. He grabbed his sword from the blade, and held it against his side, allowing the handle to open up to the size of a bowling ball.<br/><br/>"I will get that beer! Damn you old man!"<br/><br/>He lept up and landed on Leske's shoulders.<br/><br/>"Let's do this other old guy!"<br/><br/>He began shooting cannon balls at Xienghen from the handle of his sword.<br/><br/>"We dont need any of your Xienanighens here!"