SIRI:<br/><br/>"Calm down, Night. The Darkness is just corrupting him. HE should be here soon. I have never lead you astray, have I? Listen, Night, maybe we could get this pixies out of here," She glowers at the tiny helicopter, "They are...intruding n my sense of space. I hate reporters. I might kill them." SIRI flips open her book and says, "GOOGLE, how can I make a group of pixie reporters into a delicious meal?"<br/><br/>GOOGLE replies, with an automated voice, "I have no fucking idea, bitch. Just kill 'em."<br/><br/>SIRI glares at the book that has appeared in her hands. "Shut up, GOOGLE." She scratches her chin, thinking for a moment, then smiles, "Maybe the barbarian will eat them. GOOGLE, what do barbarians eat?"<br/><br/>After reading the wiki on barbarians that popped up in the book ,she says, "Did you know that they worship a dark god of Insanity called Ocrais Fola? That translates to Blood Hunger, by the way. Go on, as me anything about the babarians, I will tell you."<br/><br/>Then, right behind her and the Nightman, a portal opens and Pullio, wrapped in what looks like a thin black sheet, comes tumbling out and lands with a soft<span style="font-size: 50%; line-height: 116%;"><span style="font-style: italic">thud</span></span>. She turns and looks at the black mass of writhing shadows and smiles, "Well, well, well. Speak of the monster that relies on insanity to survive. You wanted him, you got him." She looks at Nightman. "GOOGLE," She says loudly, looking down at the ancient-looking book, "TRANSLATE everything Pullio says into whatever language the listener speaks comfortably. No matter what." She smiles, pleased with herself as GOOGLE rises from her hands.<br/><br/>GOOGLE opens and the pages start to turn violently, as if someone was angrily...turning the page. Words, and voices, start to pour out of GOOGLE and float above the black mass, before a voice says, "Iight, bitches. Lets dive!" Then the words and voices all flow into the black mass, causing Pullio to shudders and jerk as knowledge slammed into his cranium. GOOGLE falls back to the ground, where SIRI picks it up.<br/><br/>"Am I one sexy and talented enchantress or what?" She turns and gives Nightman a smile. She walks back over to the chair and sits down, crossing her left leg over her right knee. "We will have to wait like an hour before he wakes up though. His IQ just rose like....100 points."