Scarlet raised an eyebrow at the royal, "It was your ankles, you pervy lunatic, not your loins. NOT the same thing!" She continued grumbling to herself when the Dayman addressed her again. At first, silence was her only response, then a quiet, "No, I am not a pimp. There was- what?"<br/><br/>She stared at the umbrella, her expression a mix of confusion and sheer horror. She was just about to respond that she most certainly didn't need umbrellas with questionable shapes when the royal jerk-wad dropped the damned thing on her head. Given the amount of bling on the thing, it was an instant KO.<br/><br/>She awoke a few moments later to see a small draconic creature rolling around on the ground. Her brow furrowed in absolute confusion. She probably looked ridiculous.<br/><br/><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="text-decoration: underline">ELSEWHERE</span></span><br/><br/>"OOOH! They have a sale!" A small girl with black cat ears and bubblegum pink hair bounced excitedly in front of the Stormfront Yarn Supply Company. She was only bouncing because she was too short to read the sale sign otherwise. Giggling happily, she clapped her paws together (and really, they looked far too big for her small stature) and removed her greatest possession from her back. It was a frying pan. But not just ANY frying pan. This frying pan was fish shaped, with golden inlays and ruby eyes... Hence its name: The GOLDFISH FRYING PAN. It also came with an extra long handle, which the cat like girl used to reach the push handle for the door.<br/><br/>Her bright blue eyes widened as they roved over the expanse of yarn and she gave another giggle. There was a gloriously fluffy ball of purple yarn up on a top shelf. Her eyes narrowed; if she got a running start, maybe she could--<br/><br/>The shop unexpectedly blew up, after having been bombed with bricks of gold. The ball of yarn however, when flying from the impact.<br/><br/>"Chase!" The girl shouted. And chase she did, taking off at an alarming speed.<br/><br/>She wasn't sure how far the ball of yarn had flown; distance wasn't really an issue for her, she just wanted to play. Her sharp eyes spotted it lying innocently a few feet away. There may have been a few other people around her now, but she was far too focused on her quarry to notice. She crouched down, tail flicking back and forth, and wiggled her butt. She was just about to pounce when one of those strange light anomalies caught her attention. Her pupils dilated as she slowly reached out with one paw to obliterate it. Just as her paw came down, it vanished.<br/><br/>"Damn it! Foiled again!" She cursed, "What are those strange dots, anyway? I must know! They could be an extra-rare kind of fishing lure!"<br/><br/>Looking around frantically, she located another anomaly on a woman's forehead. She looked angry, though the girl supposed she'd be angry too, if she had a fishing lure attached to her forehead. It was only right that it be removed and relocated to the girl's portable tackle box. Stealthily, she grasped her frying pan in both paws, then ran forward with a shrill battle cry. She jumped high, and used the extended handle on her frying pan to smack Xienghen (The aforementioned angry woman) directly in the forehead, giving us our second KO of the day.<br/><br/>The cat girl landed daintily on her feet and scratched her nose, "Did I get it-- Oooh! Shiny!" She toddled up to the umbrella that had taken Scarlet out a few moments before (and was also the source of the light anomalies) and examined it for a few seconds before feeling eyes on her. She jumped, startled at the number of people she'd failed to notice, then dug around in the ground with her shoe, pouting. Instantly, her mood switched and she faced everyone with a bright smile, "Hiya, everybody! I'm Koko! Nice to meetcha!" She said with a wave.