<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="text-decoration: underline">Interference</span></span><br/><br/>The Dayman began driving around the city, picking up all the powerups and weapon icons that her could manage, and positioned himself in front of the next checkpoint. He stood up in his seat, codpiece shining in the sunlight, and reached above his head to gather up everything that he collected into his arms.<br/><br/>"Well...there is no possible way that this could go wrong."<br/><br/>"No! Dammit old man I will beat you here!"<br/><br/>He turned to find Stratus standing on his motorcycle, an absurdly large sword extending from either arm, cutting buildings in half as he strode by and filling his destruction meter.<br/><br/>"Dammit I will get that beer!"<br/><br/>He became fed up with how slow his bike was moving, and leapt to the streets, and began to run right in front of his bike which managed to keep heading in the same direction.<br/><br/>"Too late boy! You just weren't royal OR manly enough to get here first. Random powers activate!"<br/><br/>He threw all of the collected containers onto the ground and they disappeared. All at once missiles began shooting from the codpiece cart, The Dayman began to glow and shine as the world music changed, shells and codpieces alike shot randomly throughout the city, earthquakes rumbled, fires started, other players were healed, and then hexed, and then healed again, The Dayman grew extremely tall and then shorter all at once, his codpeice kart exploded and then repaired itself before going on a rampage and attempting to kill The Dayman, and then it apologized and bought him dinner, and said dinner was buffed and became sentient, throwing itself at the checkpoint and speaking French, women fell from the heavens to mate with the players, except for the one who claimed an alternative lifestyle and was the vain of all the others in the group, dinosaurs once again roamed the city and a catastrophically large asteroid began to descend upon the checkpoint to destroy them.<br/><br/>The rest of his collected items managed to try to activate simultaneously, causing the asteroid to freeze right above the checkpoint, which froze and ceased taking damage. It became pixelated, as well as the dinosaurs and anything else spawned from the massive outpouring of collected items. The Dayman had managed to break the checkpoint.<br/><br/>He scratched his codpiece in confusion.<br/><br/>"I guess I was too royal to activate this one."<br/><br/>Stratus was running so hard and was thrown off balance by still carrying his giant swords that he tripped over his own feet and slid right up next to The Dayman, face first, and his motorcycle crashed right into the checkpoint.<br/><br/>"I hate you....so much...old man."<br/><br/><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="text-decoration: underline">Villains</span></span><br/><br/>"A distraction I can do, Siri, since we have to wait for this ambush to begin anyway. May as well fill up this little meter above our heads. Maybe we get an evil prize or something."<br/><br/>He pulled a remote control from his wrist, followed by a matching rc car, with a large egg situated on top of it inside of a glass container.<br/><br/>"Just watch."<br/><br/>He rolled down his window (which required one of those stupid levers for some reason, honestly. All the technology that we have...and no powered windows. What has this world come to?), and tossed the electronic car out onto the road. He drove it through the half decimated city and paused it right in front of the templars.<br/><br/>"Sit back and enjoy, Siri."<br/><br/>The Nightman pressed a button on the top side of the controller and a light turned on inside the glass container of the rc car. The egg heated and began to crack. A serpent began to grow and explode forth from the container at an alarming rate. It unraveled and expanded until it was nearly fifteen stories in height. Black markings coiled around its body, no doubt some sort of ancient evil inscriptions that gave the snake incredible dark powers, and a tattoo with project midnight's logo between its eyes.<br/><br/>"I found this in one of the back rooms of the facility. I think Project Midnight had a zoo at one point."