"Oh, for the love of all good things... Stop. Laughing!"<br/><br/>"Hyaw, hyaw, hyaw... Begging for mercy, are we?"<br/>"In a sense, yes. Just, please stop that. I thought you were in a hurry."<br/><br/>I.R. Badd froze suddenly, a horrified look on his face, "WE MUST HURRY FORTH!"<br/><br/>"I just said that, dammit!" Scarlet snapped at him.<br/><br/>"Quick, get on my heavily modified motor vehicle!"<br/>Scarlet merely stared at him, "That... That's an amigo. Like, what old people use."<br/>"Yes! Because old people are fantastically... O. P!"<br/><br/>A frustrated scream escaped the shadow demon as they approached the racing group.<br/><br/>Speaking of the racing group, a lone figure stood in their path. Tall, blond, and perhaps female despite the insultingly fake black mustache under her nose, she held up one hand, "Halt, vagrants! I shall judge the legality of your actions against the mighty scales of evil justice!"<br/><br/>"A pie to your face, sistah!"<br/><br/>"You seriously just threw a pie at her? WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM!?"<br/><br/>"You! Foolish brother, you dare challenge me? I. M. Badd, the more grammatically correct of the twin attorneys at evil?! Blasphemy!"<br/><br/>Scarlet facepalmed, "You have GOT to be kidding me..."<br/><br/>"That tie, brother... It is nothing before my ascot!" I. M. Badd wiped a bit of whipped cream off the article in question.<br/><br/>"That looks like it was designed after a casino carpet I once threw up on," Scarlet muttered.<br/><br/><span style="font-style: italic">I wonder if my destruction meter will go up or down if I get rid of these two... Seems like I'd be doing the city a favor, not to mention my already questionable sanity...</span><br/><br/>"Your mustache is not shiny-er than mine!" I. R. interjected suddenly.<br/>"Your grammar is still no match for mine."<br/>"Your ascot was stolen from gramma's closet!"<br/>"Your tie was bought at a discount store!"<br/><br/>Scarlet looked helplessly at her companions, shrugging, "Sibling rivalry can be a brutal thing. Does anyone have any popcorn left?"