He finally became frustrated enough to talk to the aggravating newspaper.<br/>"Drat it all! Just stay in the trashcan where you belong, newspaper! Why can't people keep their newspapers in the trash can?"<br/>He finally made the newspaper stay in the trash can. He scuffed his sneaker as he turned from the trash can and bumped into someone solid. He grabbed the person as he spoke<br/>"I'm so sorry.. I didn't mean to bump into you! This dratted wind has me all in an uproar. I hope that I didn't hurt you............"