"Well shit." Tony said. Turning to look out the massive window behind him. The city bustling below, totally oblivious to yet another incoming threat. Another threat they would have to deal with for them. A threat probably worse than the Chitauri. "Friday, can you confirm?"<br/><br/>"Accessing Stark satellites. Performing deep space scan. Heat signature detected in quadrant C45 Delta. Acquiring target with Stark telescope." she replied over the speakers. A glass panel on the wall displayed a live feed from a telescope in orbit as it turned and pointed in the direction of the hot object. Infrared showed an obvious space ship shape, yet a visual showed a blurred object, camouflaged black against the starscape. Still no doubt a ship.<br/><br/>"Target identified. Eighty Nine percent match to known ship designs. It does look like a ship, Tony." Friday responded. Vision and the Winged boy appeared around the corner, the scent of shampoo and body wash emanating from the boy. Tony glanced at him, then at the wings on his back, lingered for a moment, then shrugged before turning to Vision.<br/><br/>"Vision, I think it's time to push the button." Tony said.<br/><br/>"The button?" Vision replied, uncertain.<br/><br/>"Yes, The Button. Remember? The bid red one?"<br/><br/>"You were serious about that?" he asked, with a half smile, "I thought you were joking."<br/><br/>"Why would I be joking about that? It's a great idea! The Big Red Button!" Tony exclaimed.<br/><br/>"Are you daft? This isn't some Fire House where you slap an alarm and call the rest of the unit!"<br/><br/>"Friday, do we have The Big Red Button installed?" Tony asked. The screen minimized and an icon appeared. An icon of a big, red, button with the Avengers logo on it. Tony's eyes lit up. He stepped up to the screen, wringing his hands in anticipation.<br/><br/>"I've always wanted to do this!" he said, then pulled back his hand dramatically and slapped the glass screen over the button, the speakers making an added clicking noise as if it were a real button.<br/><br/>"BRB Protocol, activated." Friday said. Then like a boxing ring announcer as they announced the start of a rumble, Tony's pre-recorded voice erupted from every speaker and phone in the building, with a deafening roar, while simultaneously transmitting to every Avenger's communication device.<br/><br/>"AAAAAAAAAAVVVEEEEEENNNNNNGGGGERRRRRRSSSSSSS.........AAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"<br/><br/>Wing was the only one to hold his hands over his ears. Tony backed away from the screen and clapped his hands in relief.<br/><br/>"Beautiful! Worked like a charm!" He declared. Vision sighed.<br/><br/>"I've joined a bloody circus..." he huffed.