<span style="font-style: italic">What the fuck is this?</span><br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #FFBF00">HERO SWORD VI<br/>Collector’s Edition</span></div><br/><br/>Amber narrowed her eyes at the golden words that hovered in the air. She could have really cared less about all this, but she was greatly disturbed with the form of her body. Everything was not only 2D, but she was also 8-bit and she felt like an idiot as her arms were bent in an 90 degree angle, and she saw that she clearly had no fingers. She didn't need to jump to know how she would look, and what stupid sound would come out. If she was apart of some fucked up fantasy version of mario, she was going to not only murder someone, she'll murder the idiot that made this game. Who makes a 6th game in fucking 2D? They have no right to live.<br/><br/>Another thought crossed Amber's mind and her lips curled into a mean smile, or would have if her 8-bit self had a mouth. She shook her head, or would have if- she just went back to happier thoughts of murdering the idiot princess that's always stupid enough to get her lazy ass kidnapped. Girls like that always pissed Amber off, they're so pathetic. There, Amber felt a little better at the thought and tried to relax a bit.<br/><br/>Looking back up at the floating words, she lowered her eyes at the menu.<br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #FFBF00">CONTINUE<br/>HELP AND OPTIONS<br/>NEW GAME<br/>LOAD GAME<br/>DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT<br/>QUIT</span></div><br/><br/>Her eyes traded between the downloadable content, and new game. She had to admit that she was curious about the downloadable content, but she refused the idea of jumping more then once. She cringed at the thought. Preparing herself she imagined what she needed to do to get to the new game. She was going to jump only once and get it right. Taking a breath she jumped using all her patience to ignore the "Boing" sound and she used her stupid hand to smack the new game.<br/><br/>The world around her shifted into shadows before turning into what seemed to be the interior of a cave. Although the graphics improved and Amber could now stand comfortably and normally with a hand on her hip and her weight shifted to one side, she scoffed unimpressed. A breeze kissed her exposed skin and even if the game wasn't allowing her to see herself, for even if she brought her hand before her eyes she seemed invisible, she felt what was probably a loincloth between her legs. She ripped the cloth from her skin not caring that she was now completely naked, getting rid of the grubby cloth was an improvement. At ease she moved forward.<br/><br/>Letters popped up before her and she halted in her steps.<br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #FFBF00">ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?</span></div><br/><br/>Amber casually scrolled down the options until she found Woman. She tapped the word with a light touch. The area around her shifted if yet again for the better, the features of the cave becoming clearer less boxy. Amber touched her chest to see if she had a nice set. She frowned at the results, they were decent. There better be a features option.<br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #FFBF00">CHOOSE YOUR RACE</span></div><br/><br/>Amber went straight to human. She would have liked to check the other races but she was getting bored and wanted to get through this already.<br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #FFBF00">CHOOSE YOUR CLASS</span></div><br/><br/>Her hand paused a few inches away from scrolling the options and instead went to her chin as she started to think on this. A smile curved her lips as she went back to scrolling the options and found what she was looking for. Dark Knight. A knight who is not only deadly with a sword in hand, but also a wielder of dark magic, as oppose to Paladins or Holy Knights. Physical status are all high with the exception to defense. Amber continued to read the rest about a Dark Knight and her smile only widened with pleasure. She tapped the class. A slight flash happened as clothes and armor appeared on her. She had simple set of a chest plate, shoulder pads, gauntlets, and leather boots. All faded black and in dire need of some polishing. A sword rested on her hip but when she took it out, it was another pathetic sight, the blade was poorly made, flimsy, and light. Amber will need to work quickly if she wanted to work on looking deadly, let alone presentable. Sheathing her sword, she turned back to the text before her.<br/><br/>It wasn't an option but before her was a mirror, she could alter her features thank god! Her figure actually wasn't as bad as she thought, so she left it the way it was. She gave herself an oval shaped head, a small nose, full lips, and wide black eyes. Her hair, she took extra care of the color after she made it shoulder length. Moving the scroll to get to a shade of red, Amber's mouth twisted in displeasure as she toned the red to a darker shade. She smiled satisfied to have her hair the similar dark shade of blood. Pressing the finish, all her choices appeared and then a question at the top.<br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #FFBF00">IS THIS INFORMATION CORRECT?</span></div><br/><br/>Everything's perfect, well as close to perfect for now.<br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #FFBF00">YOU MUST CHOOSE A NAME</span></div><br/><br/>Ever since she caught on to all of this she knew the name she wanted. She entered Eris.<br/><br/>Pressing enter a blinding light filled the room and Amber narrowed her eyes against the brightness until it all subsided and she saw. . . . what she assumed were other people before her. She regarded each one.<span style="font-style: italic">A dwarf? Ugh. Rogue, they might as well be vampires seeing how pale this kid is. Gnoll, interesting choice. And uh, what the fuck is that?</span>She stared down at the three foot freak dressed in armor, it looked like some mini dinosaur gone wrong. Amber's face twisted with clear disgust at the creature before she looked at the next blue freak. She shook her head and made a tsk sound, not at all impressed with those before her. Her impression of them only soured when she looked at their names. The only one she liked was the GentleRibcrusher, doesn't exactly strike fear at first and even though the name belonged to the dwarf it caused the edge of Amber's mouth to twitch into a smirk.<br/><br/>Looking back to the rogue kid Amber spoke up, "You do realize you have ASS in your name."<br/><br/>Shaking her head again, she walked past the group and leaned against the wall, hands behind her back and a knee propped out. She'll just have to see what happens next.