<span style="color: #FFFF40">HERO SWORD Vl<br/>Collector's Edition</span><br/><br/>Mat craned his neck as he stared up at the giant, golden letters floating lazily above him. Collectors Edition? Mat didn't remember paying for a collectors edition. As he contemplated this weird turn of events a mischievous grin spread across his face. If they wanted to give him the collectors edition who was he to complain. A sudden thought struck him. Being sucked into the game must have been a feature of the collectors edition. Letting out a sigh of relief Mat looked down at his strange new body. Maybe this strange feature explained the lack of decent graphics. Frowning Mat swung his arms up and down wildly, it was quite strange to lack elbows. As he swung his arms about wildly the screen shifted suddenly revealing new options.<br/><br/><span style="color: #FFFF40">CONTINUE<br/>HELP AND OPTIONS<br/>NEW GAME<br/>LOAD GAME<br/>DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT<br/>QUIT<br/></span><br/>Mat stared up at the options before him for perhaps a bit longer than he should have, but how in the hell was he supposed to select something. Mat shrugged, or rather he tried to shrug, and reached out and touched the Downloadable Content option. The world seemed to shift again and suddenly he was met with new options.<br/><br/><span style="color: #FFFF40">DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT</span><br/><span style="color: #FF0040">Be The Villain <br/>(You can be the bad guy, kidnap the princess and ransom her for a kingdom or just watch the world burn, either way you get to kick small children so... Huzzah!)</span><br/><br/><span style="color: #FFFF40">The Village of Constables<br/>(Ever wonder where all the town guards come from? Well wonder no longer, learn all about constables and their mysterious village as you play one on his journey through life from child to full fledged constable.)<br/><br/>S̸͉͔̯̖͓̞̗̬̘̣͝͡͠k̷̰̼̱̱͕̲͖̼̯̺͖̠͘͠͠ỳ̴̴̪͚̗̮̲̩͔ ̴̝͔̟͕͈̮̖̫̜̫͙̻̬͇̀͝C̨̀̀͞҉̻̠͍̦̱͎a҉͚̟̹͚͙͔͚͖̗̹̻̲̖̹̭̙͓͜͞ͅs͏̛͡͏̥͕̣͈̠̘̦͇͖t̡̤̹͓͓̣̭͖͍͇̼͍̮͖͘͠ĺ̼̩̺̣͖̣̖̪͚̕ȩ͖̻̣͙̭͈͍̥̟̳͇̼̤̫͍͚͎̟́͢͞ͅ<br/>(For those who love the finer things.)<br/><br/>Build-a-Town Workshop<br/>(Because those who cant adventure, build.)<br/><br/>Surprise<br/>(Click me and find out ;3)</span><br/><br/>Mat stared up at the options hanging in the air above him. Odd one of them looked like it had made its way through a blender and been pasted back in place. After once again staring at the strange floating menu in front of him for far to long Mat stepped forward and stuck out his hand to press the Surprise button. He liked surprises. As his strange arm touched the word a loud maniacal laughter rang out around him. Mat looked around but could not find the source. The world shifted around him as the laughter faded and before him stood the original start menu.<br/><br/><span style="color: #FFFF40">CONTINUE<br/>HELP AND OPTIONS<br/>NEW GAME<br/>LOAD GAME<br/>DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT<br/>QUIT</span><br/><br/>Feeling very confused and quite annoyed Mat once again shrugged, or rather he tried to.<br/><br/>"Ahh, screw it I just want to kill stuff." Mat grumbled as he stepped up and touched the New Game button. Nothing happened. Mat touched it again and again nothing happened. Growing angry Mat started hitting the floating letters furiously. Suddenly everything seemed to lurch and the world shifted before him a new menu popping up.<br/><br/><span style="color: #FFFF40">ARE YOU A B-</span><br/><br/>Suddenly the menu froze and disappeared replaced by a new one.<br/><br/><span style="color: #FFFF40">CHOOSE YOUR RA-</span><br/><br/>Again the menu froze and before he had a chance it changed. Mat growled in anger as the menus flew past him.<br/><br/>"Damn't what did I get?!"<br/><br/><span style="color: #FFFF40">CHOOS-</span><br/><br/>Once again the menu disappeared before Mat had a chance to do anything this time the new one actually solidified.<br/><br/><span style="color: #FFFF40">ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH YOUR CHOICE?<br/><br/>YES<br/>NO</span><br/><br/>"Hell no!" Mat yelled out as he pressed against the no. As he pressed it the world shifted and presented him with the next menu.<br/><br/><span style="color: #FFFF40">ARE YOU SURE?<br/><br/>YES<br/>NO</span><br/><br/><br/>"God damn't! I just want to be a warrior and kill stuff!" Mat yelled and pressed the yes. Suddenly everything went black. Slowly the world resolved round him once more but this time with much better graphics. Groaning Mat looked around at the large, it was rather larger than it should be, cave. As he looked around he noticed something odd, there was something in front of his face. Reaching up a hand Mat touched the strange object it was large and rotund and... Had teeth! It took a few more seconds of stunned groping to realize he had a snout. Realizing this made Mat take a closer look at his hands they were scaled and had sharp little claws on the finger tips. It took Mat a few moments of mentally freaking out over his new body before he realized there were other people in the cave. Mat started walking towards the people but stopped after only two steps. Sighing Mat took another step and winced as a bloop sound accompanied his step.<br/><br/>"Well if Bloop doesn't say terrifying warrior I don't know what does." Mat grumbled and walked up to the other people, rather large people, or was he just small. Each step he took was accompanied by another bloop sound much to Mats dismay. Stopping in front of the group Mat waved one of his tiny arms and tried to smile though anyone looking would only see him barring his teeth.<br/><br/>"So how are all of you?" To them Mat would look like a 3 foot tall anthropomorphic chibi-aligator wearing light armor in black and grey with a dagger on his side. Above his head hung his name Hell No.