Axe rolls her eyes and huffs. "<span style="color: #FF00BF">You are the fattest person I know. Despite what Tumblr tells you being fat is not healthy. Even for Eldrich. Unless you have like a glandular problem, which I doubt.</span>" She folds her arms. "<span style="color: #FF00BF">It's not just because I want a big buff sexy clock... I care about your well being too Nit. Another thing is being skinny is freeing. Imagine wearing a fifty pound backpack all the time everywhere forever. Then suddenly you start to take things out of the backpack until it's just the backpack itself... that represents the stretched out flesh from your fat, gross body sticking around. But it would be like walking on air.</span>" She becomes a bit lost in her own comparison. "<span style="color: #FF00BF">But... yeah... Scarlet is probably going to make you work out anyways. Our older brother was fat as a kid and it caused him a lot of... self-esteem issues. Even after he grew older and skinnier.</span>" She leans up and kisses him again. "<span style="color: #FF00BF">Not that <span style="font-style: italic">you</span> have any of those, right mister I barf when my girlfriend sings to me on stage?</span>"<br/><br/>Axe grins. "As for Coup? She's twenty two. Same age as my brother. You're about eighteen. So you two could have gone to high school together." She squints at him as he fawns over Scarlet. "<span style="color: #FF00BF">Scar isn't in to big fatties. In fact I've only seen him sleep with cute little dainty weaklings and other big buff boys.</span>" Penelope smirks and huffs some hair out of her face. "<span style="color: #FF00BF">Surprise. Scar is bi.</span>"<br/><br/>"<span style="color: #FF00BF">Wait, really? We should bounce then. I'm gonna go punch out. You go get the doge ready to leave.</span>" She quickly grabs her bag and gets ready to change, ushering Nit out of the room. "Oh! Before you go, I need you to do something important." She looks at him dead in the eye. "<span style="color: #FF00BF">We just got mozzarella covered onion rings at the bar. Pick me up an order.</span>"