Zim<br/>-----------<br/><br/>Zim looked completely worn out, his eyelids threatened to automatically close themselves every minute. Quivering as If they were only kept up by sheer willpower. Zim had been abcent most of last week, working non stop on his latest project; the irken doomsday lazer of unspeakable horrors. Even the energy boosters In his PAK didn't help a whole lot with keeping him awake after All of that hard work. Hard work made even harder by his robot companion Gir. Who broke stuff Almost as fast as Zim Could build it.<br/>Zim was already half asleep by the time Kit entered the class. His Real irken eyes glaring at the white uninspiering wall of mrs. Bitters classroom.<br/>He woke up at the Sound of mrs. Bitters poisonous voice, chilling him to the bone. Pityful earth stinks, having their worm babys endure such horrible Education.<br/>"there's an open spot next to zim, sit down and be quiet!"<br/>A Girl sat down next to zim, she was staring at him In a simmiliar way that the Dib stink always stared. Inspecting and deep In thought.<br/>Quickly! Must not compromise the mission.Â<br/>Zim stared straight up at mrs bitters, pretending to be obediently listening to All of the human rubbish. How This skool disgusted him. Everything from the cafeteria food and the classes to Â the human kids, Who seemed ignorant and stupid, Enjoying influcting pain on others. Only Good thing was that their ignorance kept Them from Seeing trough his brilliant disguise.<br/>Truely, a masterpeice of his genious. Zim was not to blame for the Dib stink being able to see trough the disguise.<br/>Thoughts whirled around his head, unwillingly he inspected the New human monkey In the class. She was Small for an earth female. Zim Caught himself zooming In on her face with his Standard-invader-orocular-implants.<br/>There was something about her skin...<br/>Afraid of being Caught looking zim quickly sat up straight and pretended to focus on mrs bitter's lesson. Completely oblivious to the fact that Quick movements might attract more attention than If He had just discreetly kept looking.<br/>He felt dib's eyes on him. That Dib stink. Zim wanted nothing more than to dispose of him by now.Â<br/>He jumped up and down on his chair, calling for Mrs. Bitters attention. "Mrs. Bitters!! Mrs. Bitters!! Ziiim has a neeeed to use the restroom. A Need so biig.." Everbody looked at zim, except for the New Girl. Who seemed lost In thought. Mrs. Bitters sneered at him. "No Zim. You have used All your bathroom breaks This term. You Will not leave class."<br/>You Could hear the hate flowing freely In her sentence. "You are a hopeless student and you Will end up as a big nothing! Now. Get-Back-Down-On-Your-Chair, or you Will have detention for the rest of the week."Â<br/>Without even noticing, Zim had jumped from his chair to his desk In his eagerness to prove that he really needed a bathroom break. He slid back down on his chair, looking past the New girl and directly at The Dib Stink. Who dared smiling smugly at zim's faliure to get off class. Pityful Human. He would be the first to be annialated when zim activated the new doomsday lazer.<br/>Apparently class was at an end the next time zim looked up from his desk. Because mrs. Bitters had left the blackboard and stood looming over the New Girl. Probing her probably useless mind for information about todays lesson. The New Girl even answered In a spiteful way back at mrs. Bitters! That was Not common In the class. Except for the noisy Dib monkey. He did it All the time when He was treated In an unfair way. But This Girl didn't seem As annoying as the Dib stink. And she certainly didn't smell like the Pityful Dib.<br/>Suddently the Girl seemed to hold herself back, she looked like she had an answer ready for mrs bitters. But for some reason she put on an annoyed expression and gave up.<br/>Then the lunch bell rang and Zim ran out the door as fast as He Could. Heading for the janitors closet.<br/><br/>Dib<br/>---------<br/>Dib was spending his day Line every other, angrily scetching a picture of zim. A picture showing the placement of his Strange organ. The squeedilysprooch. Dib had spent most of his time the day before extracting every drop of information about Irken Biology from tak's spaceship.<br/>"Look at him. Sitting there, Like a normal boy. He is not normal. How comes Noone Can see it but Me?"<br/>Dib was clearly fustrated, grinding his teeth as He spoke. The tip of his pen broke off against the hard surface of the scetchblocl. He Suddently felt a tap on his shoulder. It was one of his classmates, Dib didn't even see his face, all He heard was the whisper In his Ear. "Crazy kid. You're talking to yourself again."<br/>"Wow. I was wasn't I? I must stop doing that, it is just.. How Can Noone see trough his obvious disguise?" He Got hit In the back of his head with What felt like the bottom of a shoe. "You're still doing it! You're crazy!" The unexpected impact of the shoe pushed his face flat against the scetch block. He sighed, not bothering to lift His head again.<br/>Saving the World is hard work when everyone is just begging to be destroyed.<br/><br/>They never listened to anything Dib Said. None of Them, ever. Well except.. Dib had thought He spotted a spark of interest In the eyes of a New Girl last week, when He presented his findings about Ghost to the class as a project. Of course it must have been something He was dreaming. She looked Like the type who wanted nothing more than to be left by themselves with a few friends. She Hadn't Said much In class during the week she had been there. But the few remarks she had made were brilliant In Dib's oppinion. Not Like the other idiots who only repeated whatever mrs. Bitters had just dictated or written on the blackboard. And she was... Dib didn't know how to put it. Prettier than Any other Girl in the class. Weird how she Hadn't Made Any friends. A bit too weird.. Suspicious even.<br/>What was up with the New girls anyway? One came last week and one today. Both of Them had just Nearly dropped out of nowhere. Showing up In class without even a warning that a New student would be arriving within the next days... It was like when Zim came...Â<br/><br/>Dib's train of thoughts was interrupted by Zim's voice calling for a bathroom break. Oh.. He was clearly up to... Something... Last time He had gone for a bathroom break it had ended with the whole class being sucked Into a wormhole In a flying schoolbus. Mr's bitter's sneering voice motioned for Zim to keep seated.Â<br/>Dib smiled. Victory for the humans, once again.Â<br/>He Got A New pencil and resumed scetching the irken anatomy. Reconstructing the detailed scetch from memory. And the next thing He knew the lunchbreak bell rang and zim stormed out of the door.<br/>"I knew it! He is up to.. Something... And once i find out What that is, man am I gonna... Going to.. I Will... Totally Ruin his something, That's What I'll do."<br/>Mrs. bitters had creeped up on Dib while he was talking to himself. She moved Like a shadow, Almost floating over the floor.<br/>Â "Dib. That is the third time you have been talking to yourself today. You are completely useless! Go spend the break cleaning up the classroom." Dib objected wildly "But mrs bitters!! Zim is up to... Somethi-" "Clean up the classroom! And you get detention for not obeying like the useless, brainless and pathetic circus monkey the skool rules wants you to be!"<br/>Dib sighted. Defending earth is hard work...Â<br/>He ended up In the classroom while His noisy classmates went to get lunch.