"No, I don't think you can bewitch the Sorting Hat.  If you could, I'm pretty sure that it would get you expelled."<br/><br/>"Gah!  There were just so many first years that looked like they might make a decent team, if not this year then maybe next.  We need better players."  Desiree's drawl was obvious next to the practiced perfection of the other Slytherins she walked with.  "Screw it, I guess we'll just...cheat."  The other's laughed as they came around a corner and ahead, Desiree saw her friend Siobhan.<br/><br/>"Siobhan!  Siobhan, my darlin' dear," Desiree cried as she walked forward purposefully.  She held her arms wide.  "Siobhan, these meanies are telling me I can't put a hex on the Sortin' hat so that I can pick where the students go!  Make 'em stop, and make 'em tell me that I can!"<br/><br/>The other three students slowed their walk a bit, unsure whether they were safe or were about to be turned into slugs.