<b>RE: The Dicksucker's Club (Dark Comedy)</b><br/><br/>Cailean walked down the street clutching a piece of paper a friend of his had given him with the address of a new club of sorts. Cailean had no clue what he was getting into, all his friend would tell him is that Cailean would have his mind, and other things, blown. Finally reaching the door to the club Cailean stepped inside, "Hello? I was told to come to this address at this time" he said to the empty foyer. He waited for a few minutes beginning to think this was some sort of prank his friend was pulling on him. Cailean could hear someone talking on the other side of a set of large doors and he pressed his ear against them to try and hear better.