"I say dear Zato, you have been letting this young girl drink alcohol?  Have you no fruits for fresh squeezed juice?  Bring me some and I shall use my mighty huge muscles to squeeze the juice from them so that dear Mary can dine with us without becoming ill!  It is my duty as a gentleman."<br/><br/>Arngeirr harrumph, pleased with his huge and gentlemanly plan.  Upon hearing the small monk's question, he turns to his new companion and says, "Dear monks, I am Arngeirr!  My huge trousers were defiled by rancid fumes and vomit.  But, nevertheless, I always keep these shorts in case such a crisis befalls me, and have been wearing them since dear brother Valetni took my trousers to the wash.  It is the gentlemanly thing to do."