"Truly, you must have the patience of a saint," Alex replied, pinching a passing butt cheek.<br/><br/>EDIT: He actually did a double take when he realized the butt cheek he'd pinched had no body, and indeed no paired cheek.  It was simply a lone but cheek, bobbing along for no apparent reason.  "...that...is some incredibly strong booze," he eventually said, staring down at his cup.  "Wench, another!"