"Well you see," Brother Nerrik started started explaining to the tanner "There was this huge demonic squirrel. It was attacking the neurotic janitor monk. Alarms started going off and everyone converged there." He starts motioning with his arms showing sizes and such. "And when I arrived, this leper looking monk was holding onto its tail keeping it from rampaging about. So I body slammed it to assist him. then this blind scythe kid came and stabbed its third eye." He pulls out the squirrels face "That's how I got this."