Urist had quite a bit of trouble actually -getting- his boot.<i>'S this even real?</i>He slowly turned, knocking over several decorations as he did, and finally spoke.<br/><br/>"Ya' cann' have m' name, but ya' can call me..." He thought for a moment, and then was stuck by brilliance, "Urist, thassit. Urist, an' I'm th' greatest warrior there ever were."