Hassan passed with a gloated expression through the temple gates with his wares, as the guards watching over the gate gazed with amazements at their new procurements; "guard camels" Hassan called them, "able to take head off man at stone throw with the spit of their mouth!" The guards weren't willing to test out this theory, so they took his word for it.<br/><br/>Entering the courtyard of the temple, Hassan immediately got to work setting up his trade, separating the camels according to "type" (Allah only knows how Hassan does this) while fixing up a podium (an over-glorified wooden box affixed with a camel's hump for extra height) to better survey the crowds of customers that would<i>undoubtedly</i>arrive to browse his most excellent items for sale.<br/><br/>Taking out a loudspeaker from the podium, Hassan began to bellow, "One time only deal buy one camel get dead one 50% off! Crazy? 13 Sultans think so! BUY NOW AT CRAZY HASSAN'S CAMELS!"