"You make it sound as if I never get a piece," Alex replied...from directly behind the last bandit, startling him.  Alex has long since stripped completely nude, and has been watching these proceedings with great satisfaction as his cock got harder and harder.  "She's right about one thing, though," he said, his attention switching to the bandit in front of him.  "I'm not all that picky about who I'm fucking...or fighting...or both.  You don't seem the type to swing that way, though."