"Nice doggy, niiiiice doggy," Jack said as he backed away from what should've been one of the biggest dogs he'd ever seen! And it was hungry.<br/><br/><i>'How the hell did I land in this situation?!'</i>He asked himself, continuing to back away slowly.<i>'Now I'm going to be dog chow! Oh, what a way to end it! This isn't how I pictured it at all! Where are the super models? The  smörgåsbord of fine food and mugs full of mead? Oh, where did I go wrong?!'</i>It was official. Jack's life sucked.