"Actually it's in quite a convenient place.  The cellar of this tavern, and all you have to worry about are rats!"  He said, and then he started to laugh, failing at trying to hold it in.  "Ooooh, you know, I actually got someone with that once?"  He asked and then he laughed.  "Seriously... if you ever get the chance to go do the Bartender's Quest of killing the rats... tell me."  He said.  "I want to watch."