"No problem."  He said to his friend, then glanced ay his new friend.  He exschsed himself to go to the bathroom and wrote a message for his friend on a napkin.  He then slipped that napkin and a twenty to the orc bar girl to put it under Bobs next drink.  He sat back down just as it came and ubder his glass was the message.  "She's a hokmer chowderhead."  Colin sipped his drink and acted oblivious, while he tried to figure out what it was about that girl and figure out how best to flirt with the bar girl.