<b>RE: Sex, Drugs &amp; Rock &amp; Roll - If you wanna be manager, just hit me up per PM,...</b><br/><br/>BB rolled her eyes climbing down to the seat in front of Rachel, “<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#ff4500">Hey, don’t be so serious, you do realize what this is right?</span>”  She reached into her sock and pulled out a joint lighting it, not waiting for anyone to respond to her question, “<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#ff4500">Oh god… you guys don’t know… ok, so here’s the thing,</span>” She paused taking a puff, “<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#ff4500">This isn’t like, how real bands are formed, this is like, how the Spice Girls are formed. Yeah, we all played real well, but those d-bags at the table are more interested in our marketability. We’re being thrown together to pander to a bunch of teen boy fantasy. They probably already have our album half done, they’re just waiting for us to lay down tracks, shoot a music video that will almost certainly feature one of us in a dress, one of us in hot pants, and one of us in a corset. Then once they get clear channel to overplay our overproduced single, we will be the opening act for a mass market band like Linkin Park or, god forbid, nickleback at state fairs all across this great nation. They will have us playing any venue that sells fried cheese curds.  On the upside, you’ll get heard by a bunch of people and maybe when this is all over you’ll probably have enough notoriety  to be able to form a real band. Oh, and Sargent Buzzcut will get to finger like, at least three Dairy Princesses.</span>”<br/><br/>As she finished her rant BB took another hit off of her joint and held it out for the rest  of the group, “<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#ff4500">Umm… puff puff pass? …yes? …No?</span>”<br/><br/>Then she grabbed a bottle from Lumi, using the back of one of the auditorium seats to pop the top off Holding the bottle up in the air as if in some mocking toast some ancient pagan god,  and screamed, “<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#ff4500">To the decline of western civilization!</span>” After which she leaned her head back chugging the beer down.