Blinking over at Kat, Diego had no idea what a club dress was as opposed to whatever Kat considered actually fancy, but considering the address he was supposed to drop her off at, it really didn’t matter.  It’s not like either were in the range of things he could afford, assuming of course he was in the habit of buying dresses.   Cringing as she brought up his lack of five star ratings, it was ALREADY working against him, he nodded as she noted his proximity having been his saving grace.  “Now you see why I need those stars up…” He replied, maybe a little wheedling in his tone.<br/><br/>Of course, the rest of Kat’s ideas were completely insane, enough so that he could not help but laugh out loud at even the thought of them.  “This might come as a complete surprise to you, but the kind of guys who sorority girls invite into their rooms are not the kind who drive for Uber after classes.”  Diego replied with a chuckle, although there was a bit of a bitter undertone within.  College hadn’t exactly been a date-fest for him.  “And um, yuck, no thanks!”  He said, shaking his head. “I don’t need the money THAT bad, and besides, I think if anyone in this car has a chance of being asked to be a unicorn, it isn’t me.  Not like most dudes are looking to add another guy into the mix.”<br/><br/>Luckily they were parked outside the dessert shop by then, and Diego did a moderately good job of not checking out Kat as she climbed out.  To his surprise though, she invited him in (even going so far as to rush him along).  While Diego could just hear his Dad in his head telling him a young man did not let a woman treat him, especially when she was clearly emotionally compromised, Diego’s stomach had a much louder voice than his chivalry.  Although he ate as much cafeteria food as he could, filling his tray enough that they clearly were questioning if his meal plan covered all of that, Diego always seemed to have room and desire for more.<br/><br/>Moving to stand next to Kat as she ordered, Diego noted the look the owner was giving him, having recognized him from previous visits, although not usually in the company of slightly bedraggled rich girls.  Shrugging slightly at her questioning look, Diego considered the menu.  “Hmmm, while I am tempted to get the Enchanted Unicorn for some reason….”  He said, tapping his chin as if in deep thought, he finally made his decision.  “I think I will get the Strawberry Sensation.”<br/><br/>Waiting while Kat generously paid for their orders and the owner placed each in their own fancy box, Diego then led the way quickly back out to his car, just in case.  It was late after all, so you never knew who was lurking about.   Opening the door for Kat, Diego went to his side and got in before locking the doors.  Sitting back, Diego knew not to ask about what kind of guy dumped someone like Kat (no matter how tempted he was), so he went with the only other thing he could think of.<br/><br/>“So you were pretty quick with knowing what you wanted.”  He grinned.  “I wouldn’t have guessed that this was a place you’d come to often.” Diego continued, thinking you didn’t have a figure like hers by eating a lot of dessert waffles.  Hell, even for him they were a lot.