<i>B’s Knees Moto </i>would not, as it turned out, be opening its doors today.  For its proprietor, Boris McClintock, had decided to take an unplanned day off instead.  He had already placed a sign in a window alerting customers to the closure.  Having returned from his custom bike shop, he smiled at what he decided to name his business a while ago.  A fan of the expression<i>the bee’s knees, </i>he was well aware of the phrase being bestowed upon its recipient as a compliment.  Plus, he liked the rhyme.  His first name beginning with a<i>B </i>had sealed the deal.  With a dash of humor thrown into the mix, he tried to convey to his customers that his custom motorcycles were indeed<i>the bee’s knees.</i><br/><br/>But today he was preoccupied with a forum he had just joined.  It was an adult role playing site that one of his long-time customers had steered him to, called<i>Innocent Innuendos</i>.  Shortly after the video game<i>The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim </i>was released in November of 2011, he signed up for a forum that catered to all things<i>Skyrim, </i>and beyond.  It was there that the role playing bug bit him.  Interest in the site waned as the years passed and the game slowly faded from being front-and-center of everyone’s attention.  This saddened Boris as he had made many cyber friends there.<br/><br/>Not knowing where else to turn for his role playing fix, he shelved his writing for the time being.  One day, a chance conversation about writing with long-time customer Pierre DuPont sealed his fate.  He was, since yesterday, a new member of<i>Innocent Innuendos.  </i>Never good at coming up with usernames, he simply called himself<i>47, </i>in homage to one of his favorite icons, Agent 47 from the<i>Hitman </i>universe.  His chosen avatar reflected this love affair as well.<br/><br/><div style="text-align: center"><script class="js-extraPhrases" type="application/json">
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</div></div><br/>Still getting his feet wet on the site and with its community, Boris had Pierre on speaker phone to guide him through the process, and to answer any questions.  First up was Pierre explaining what an<i>RT </i>was.  “That just stands for Request Thread.  This is where you basically throw yourself out to the community with your likes and dislikes,” he said with a chuckle.  “You write the kinds of genres you enjoy, types of character, settings, and so on.  Oh yeah, you should list your kinks, too,” he said, leaving the juiciest tidbit for last.<br/><br/>“Kinks?” Boris asked, somewhat alarmed.  Pierre’s earlier chuckle had now morphed into a full-on laugh.  “You don’t really need to worry about this, my friend.  If you want your RP to be G-rated or PG-13, that’s entirely up to you,” he pointed out.  “If, on the other hand, you prefer triple-X, you can do that, too.  All you need is the right partner willing to do the same.”<br/><br/>“Damn, I dunno, Pierre.  An RT strikes me as setting yourself up for rejection,” Boris stated, somewhat disturbed.  “Like, what if no one engages you?  That would be crushing.”  His mentor just laughed a knowing laugh, and then replied, “Well, there is that.  So just ignore your own RT for now.  Instead, go trolling through Female Requests.  You’re almost guaranteed to find one or two, if not more, potential partners.”<br/><br/>“Trolling?” Boris repeated.  “Dude, you make it sound so dirty.”  As both men laughed, Pierre chimed in, “Again, the dirtiness is entirely up to you.  And your partner, of course.  Y’know, Boris, I’ve only been a member there for just over a year.  If you want, I could steer some ladies your way.”<br/><br/>Laughing, Boris said, “Nah, but thanks for the offer, man.  Think I’ll just live or die by the pen, or the keyboard as the case may be.”  Shared laughter, with Pierre concluding, “Sounds like you’re on it, then.  Just let me know if you have any more questions or concerns.  And by the way, I’ll stop by the shop one of these days.  Got some plans for another bike.”<br/><br/>“Did you win the lottery or something?” he inquired with a snicker.  “What would this be, the third bike I’m doing for you?”  Pierre shrugged on his end, but laughed for Boris to hear.  “What can I say?  I love your handiwork,” he said.  After hanging up, Boris thought,<i>the bee’s knees </i>indeed, as he clicked on Female Requests.