* hey, there's new news on the tv.<br/><br/>Sans turned the television over to the news channel. Displayed is a robotic humanoid reporting from a news desk.<br/><br/>"Ladies and Gentle-beauties, welcome back to MTT Live. Breaking news follows suit of a new arrival: A tall woman of unknown origins. From doing research on this entrant is none other than the anime dominatrix, Iris Heart. She was last reported fighting one of the legendary Demon Knights just outside Grillby's Bar a few hours ago. Seeing how devious she is, it is highly recommended to remain indoors and to reframe any contact with this woman in the meantime."<br/><br/>"<i>Well, so much for all this being secret--</i>"<br/><br/>"Oh? I'm getting reports that she's in this building right now, she has a message to pass to everyone. After you, darling~"<br/><br/>"Hmhm~ Greetings to everyone in this place. I am Iris as you are no doubt aware from my friend here for his brilliant broadcast. I think I'm going to enjoy myself here a little~ You lot seem to be a lot stronger than you appear, especially that lovely demon knight who I had the utmost pleasure of fighting earlier today~ And I also heard that you all have heard of me before~ Which is adorable, meaning that you all know exactly what I am capable of. So please, do gawk at me as much as you desire, as you might end up on the receiving end of my punishments~ Which doesn't make a difference as you will all soon provide me the satisfaction of pain and misery. Back to you, Mettaton sweetie~"<br/><br/>"O-Oh my... Um, what are you doing? Hey, let go of me!"<br/>"What?~ Don't like it when someone of my stature is resting on top of you?~ And I thought you were the legendary showoff of the ruins~ Or do you not like competition?"<br/>"Hmph. Well thank you for that message darling, now back to the regular scheduled programming."<br/><br/>"<i>Well then...</i>"<br/>* things just got more complicated.<br/>"<b>Is she even human?!</b>"<br/>"We're all doomed to face her wrath one way or another..."