Richard was getting confused and frustrated. He blinked a few times at the girl. She really didn't know?<br/><br/>"Of course I'm a writer, I'm a published Author...its how I pay the bills and why I don't get out so much!" He seemed flabbergasted that she had not put that together, after he had told her a few times now that that was what he was! Shaking his head he waved with the cup of coffee, causing some of it to splash onto his hand holding it. It must not have been very hot since he barely reacted to it. He motioned for her to follow him and turned on his heels.<br/><br/>"You'll never find any of my books in the library, unless they have an adult section! Just...come with me and you'll see what I mean!" The hallway had a few random boxes, all containing books in them but he led her into the living room. There seemed to be books stacked randomly all over the place. A closer examination of them would reveal some 'classy' Romance titles to them.<br/><br/>He stopped at one box - it looked newer - and rummaged around in it for a few moments before pulling out a book. "The Life and Times of Andrew Nailor". He opened to the inside cover to make sure it was signed and then turned to her, extending the book towards her. "This is not the sort of book you'd find in the library. I'd suggest reading it alone too." He says, almost sheepishly now that he was revealing himself to her.<br/><br/>The book was, of course, about a college boys sexual conquests, from the quiet girl to the nerdy teacher, to twins and his girlfriends sister. All short stories, each one almost like a chapter.