Zombies made for shitty pilots.<br/><br/>Andrew would never say that out loud, of course. If anyone asked him his opinions towards the un-dead, then Andrew would list the five reasons (which he saw on a Facebook post three weeks ago) why the un-dead made for excellent Canadian citizens. As a matter of fact, he would present this opinion with a fucking grin.<br/><br/>It used to be the case that one could insult zombies without attracting much attention. But, when a video surfaced of some schmuck from Burlington, Ontario smashing a zombie kid's face in (repeatedly) with a chipped, wooden baseball bat, the general public began to question their earlier inhibitions towards their zombie neighbors. Then the radical left found the mother of the dead zombie kid, the Liberals did what they are wont to do and began crying out against a pandemic against zombies, and next thing Andrew knew he was boarding a flight to New Jersey.<br/><br/>Of course, the political crisis that ensued as a consequence of the "Burlington Incident" occurred several years ago. Thus, it was difficult for anyone, including Andrew's girlfriend, whom he had left two days ago, to understand the correlation between the Burlington Incident and Andrew's current decision to move to New Jersey.<br/><br/>Honestly, Andrew had a difficult time understanding the correlation, as well. Which was odd. He was an actuary, after all. It was his job to understand correlations. To calculate risks.<br/><br/>His eyes returned to the zombie pilot, who was currently speaking with a secretary. He looked nice. Pale, yes,  but the dark blue colors of his pilot uniform hid his pallor well enough. Andrew watched the pilot disappear behind doors that likely lead to the tube which connected the plane outside.<br/><br/>"Flight 281 will commence boarding. Passengers, please board the plane in reverse numerical order. We will start with passenger 47." Said the secretary who the pilot had been speaking to earlier.<br/><br/>Andrew checked his ticket: 23. He sighed and leaned a bit further back in his seat.<br/><br/>(I have no big plans for this RP. I just threw some words together. Let's just joke around and have fun).