The richmond suite was dark inside, small thin candles lit the suite around the edges of the room, as the dark knight walked into the suite, he would see a long boardroom style table set for dinner, and two servers stood in the corner of the room, Batman was ushered to one end of the table, a glass of champagne poured for him, he might gaze across to see the shadow of a woman opposite him. Harley was wearing a black dress with a single row of pearls around her neck, a wig in the style of Vicki Vale shaped elegantly on her head. She sat silently as the champagne was poured, raising her glass,<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#00ffff"> "To my dark knight"</span>, she whispered before sipping at her champagne.<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#00ffff"> "I called you because we need to talk"</span>, she said solemnly trying to disguise her voice.<br/><br/>Harley was sat sipping on champagne as batman began talking, it wasn't long before she heard him,<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#00ff00">"Why sooooooooooo serious?"</span>, Harley smiled and clapped her hands together presumably interrupting Batman's monologue.<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#ff0080">"Mr J"</span>, she mouthed, quietly enough for it to go unheard. The servers brought their starter, drizzled in pesto across the plate was the letter J, it was subtle and perhaps the batman might not notice. Harley tilted her head, she was getting restless, she had it all planned out but she was fidgeting, the wig was itchy and she hated the black dress, "Harley, Harley baby, don't rush", he whispered to her. Harley drained her glass and her server refilled the glass. She tried to itch her head a little but it was hot, the candles were flickering and her thoughts were already beginning to break up.<br/><br/>Harley stood quickly,<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#00ff00">"AHA HA HA HA"</span>, he laughed, and Harley walked slowly towards the dark knight,<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#330066">"</span><span class="fixed-color" style="color:#00ffff">You dressed up for little old me"</span>, she giggled,<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#ff0080">"Mr J will be so proud"</span>, she laughed hysterically and quickly jumped up on the table, removing her wig, then taking a knife and slashing the black dress she'd stolen from Ms Vale's wardrobe, revealing her sequined shorts and harlequin bra. She kicked the dress towards Batman,<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#ff0080"> "Surprise"</span>, she shouted with a chuckle.<br/><br/>The servers walked towards the table,<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#ff0080">"Please bring Mr Bat his dessert now"</span>, Harley smiled and nodded clapping her hands, she looked towards Batman,<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#ff0080">"You are going to love the dessert"</span>, a cake is brought out in the shape of the bat symbol, the cake appears to be ticking and the servers exit the room quickly, Harley pushes the cake towards the batman and laughs,<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#ff0080"> "We are going to meet Mr J now, are you ready?"</span>, she laughs as the ticking becomes louder. It's obviously a bomb within the cake, Harley eyes the joker, her eyes wild with crazy.<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#00ff00"> "AHA HA HA HA HA",</span>she hears as she laughs. A large window is at one end of the room and as the bomb is about to explode, Harley grabs the batman, and runs towards the window,<span class="fixed-color" style="color:#ff0080">"Shall we jump Mr J?",</span>she asks, as the bomb explodes, Harley and the batman jump from the Richmond Suite Window, Harley falls gracefully through the air as she laughs gripping batman.