"Nothing.  I was bored, so I came to check if you decided to marry me yet." When he saw the state he was in and his slow drawl, he knew something was up.  He settled in, eager for entertainment.  "It can't be that hard a question. I mean, so what if we just met and you possibly aren't even into guys.  Don't sweat the little stuff." he leaned against the wall and stretched out his closed hand.  "Here."