The Almost Intelligent wasn’t all that sure if Mia detected what he detected, but he could see the Princess struggle with her disposition. And what’s this? Were those tears forming in her eyes? Apparently, her skin wasn’t as thick as he’d initially thought. A nerve had clearly been hit, though he didn’t think it was their fault they laughed at her ludicrous question about a chef on board. Spoiled rotten quickly came to the forefront in his mind about her. Yet again.<br/><br/>To her credit, and to no surprise to him whatsoever, Tiara rallied and regained her composure. Tea Tree stepped forward with protestations about the possibility of sex toys being present, but the Princess regally reassured her ‘droid that all was fine. Upbringing, he reckoned.<br/><br/>And then she launched into them, approaching biblical proportions, but at the same time, remaining calm, cool, and collected the entire time. Fucking upbringing again, he was sure. Rex was also sure that given the choice, she would have preferred to rip both of them new ones. But no, she instead clung fiercely to her dignity and spoke to them evenly. Albeit with a cutting edge and as if they were children, but still.<br/><br/>Tiara reminded them how well they were being paid for transporting her to Flibbertigibbet and how they were lacking in social skills, such as being kind and polite. Also according to her, the crew members of The Def Leppard were definitely<i><u>not</u></i>deficient where inappropriate behavior and stupidity were concerned. During her diatribe, a pair of words she used had Mia and R2S flummoxed, as they could only glance at each other in ignorance.<br/><br/>“When I tell my father of this, how likely is he to add to your reward, do you think?" the Princess asked, which totally grabbed their attention like a clenched fist around their throats. Seemingly on the verge of tears, she appeared to be done with her biting discourse, perhaps on account of that threat of releasing any waterworks in their unworthy presence. Instead, she turned away from them and headed to the back room, Tea Tree hustling to catch up.<br/><br/>Now left alone, Rex said, “Commensurate. Look it up on GoogleMcGooglyOogle,” which was a far superior search engine compared to its ancient forbearer.<br/><br/>“How do you spell it?” Mia asked with batting eyelashes.<br/><br/>“The fuck you asking me?” Rex shot back. “I mean, if I knew that, yada, yada, yada.” As usual, he was of no help. Mia rolled her eyes and she made damn sure he saw that, too.<br/><br/>“So then, com-, would that be c-o-m, or c-u-m?” Mia asked with naughty intentions. R2S just grinned at her, while she engaged in licking her lips slowly. Her eyes told him exactly what she had in mind.<br/><br/>And then the A.I. suddenly remembered the second word Tiara had used whose meaning escaped him. “Reprehensible. Look that up, too,” he stated. “And don’t ask me how to spell it either.”<br/><br/>“Sure thing, sailor,” Mia said with a trace of annoyance. “But with hot stuff and her ‘droid back there, first you do me right here under the flight console.”<br/><br/>Rex considered her suggestion, saw she was serious, and began to undo his belt buckle. Auto-pilot employed, Mia purred and slinked off her chair, laying on her back. No other position was possible. As he got to his knees and ducked his head, the voices at the back of the bus were unmistakable.<br/><br/>"Tea Tree, what is this?!" they heard the Princess inquire, an object in one hand.<br/><br/>"Don't touch that end!" Tea Tree exclaimed.<br/><br/>Alas, carnal escapades were not enjoyed between the horny pair. Rex, still on his knees, turned toward the voices. The Khajiit sat up near him, looking in the same direction.<br/><br/>"Why? Where has it been?" Tiara asked innocently.<br/><br/>Mia Yoww never returned to her GoogleMcGooglyOogle search. Not sure she even started the fucking thing in the first place. Can’t spell, can’t search.<br/><br/>“We’re gonna need that back,” she correctly declared. Proximity did have its benefits, as she started to lovingly lick his ear.<br/><br/>“For sure,” he replied, enjoying the feel of her coarse tongue. For obvious reasons, R2S recalled Tiara’s spiel about her father and their reward. He nudged his pilot, and then said, “C’mon, let’s go back there and help. And you secure the toy she’s holding, and the other ones, too.” Mia purred in approval while they both stood and ventured toward their former bedroom, as the Khajiit positioned herself on his opposite side. His other ear now received the same attention.