Christine Anderson, Detective with the Fairy Tale Police Department, ran her hand through her short, neck length, red hair as she continued filling out the paperwork from her latest case just ended. "The Big Bad Wolf is seriously pressing charges, then, Chris?" The grandmotherly fairy Wanda asked, concerned.<br/><br/>"Can you blame him? His fairy tale is on hold, because Johnny Legend in his own mind, hit Little Red Riding Hood as she was crossing the street. I'm not sure who to believe as Johnny's story doesn't match the facts. However, B.B. has been known to fudge the facts, himself when the notion strikes him. And if Johnny swerved as he says and sideswiped Cinderella's coach, where's the mark on the cruiser?" She pushed her chair back and arose to her full height of 5-7, and grabbed her hat, putting it on. "Excuse me, Wanda, coffee break and pit stop."<br/><br/>"You don't need your hat for that, Chris... Sometimes I think you are too 'by the book'." Wanda tutted with a head shake.<br/><br/>"When coffee break includes getting a donut from across the street, Wanda... Article 709 paragraph A..."<br/><br/>"Right then, as you were, dear." Wanda said waving her wand at Christine, who ducked the wayward magic. "Oops. Sorry, Chris."<br/><br/>With a sigh and eye roll, Christine left the precinct for the bakery run by the Simple Pie Man.<br/><br/>"Did you hear the news? There's a new princess in town. A real cutie with hair cornsilk blonde." The Pie Man said as he got Christine her regular apricot danish and mocha latte. Decaf, of course.<br/><br/>Christine smirked. "Princesses around here are a dime a dozen. Throw an apple and you're likely hit one." She then shook her finger at him, teasingly. "Just don't, as that's assault with blunt produce. Least you'll have is a fine."<br/><br/>Pie Man chuckled, "Never, Detective. Ain't my style. Pie in the face is."<br/><br/>Christine nodded, wearing her own smirk. "Watch it there, too. You could get charged with aggravated splatting." With a wave, she headed back to the precinct just in time for the Chief to bellow for her.<br/><br/>"You bellowed, Chief?" Christine asked, sitting before she got barked at about that.<br/><br/>"There's a new princess in town, Anderson. You're on guard duty. The King hasn't found a lady knight yet and you're the next best thing, as you're a blue knight!"<br/><br/>"It has to be a lady knight?" Christine blinked.<br/><br/>"She's lesbian! It's a lesbian fairy tale, Anderson! Yes, it has to be a lady knight! You're not married and female, so you're elected!" The Chief barked, vein throbbing.<br/><br/>Christine wanted to say something about being the one the princess was destined to fall in love with. "Suppose we don't hit it off, Chief. You can't just fall in love at a drop hat."<br/><br/>"Make this fairy tale happen, Anderson! You're not getting any younger yourself, you know! And don't worry about breaking the law... The princess is 21!"