Mayhem saw the tap on the table, scooting closer to rest his cheek against Murder's shoulder. He couldn't claim he wasn't just as irritated at the statements "Fury" was making, if this even was Fury. Shit, of everyone Mayhem knew, including himself, Murder was by far one of the most level-headed. Between the two of them, incidentally it was Mayhem who was more likely to lose his temper. Usually this ended with someone being pulled into a shadow and then thrown out of another into the wall or floor, or leaving them in the realm of shadow if he was<i>really</i>pissed. Mayhem sipped his coffee, fingertips tracing lines across Murder's forearm to keep himself calm. He didn't like what this appeared to be. Vaguely, he could hear a conversation happening outside of the board room, but he didn't care to listen in. Wasn't his business.<br/><br/>Fury's voice caught his attention, and he narrowed his eyes at the man. "Jet lag. Noun. A sleep disorder that can affect those who travel quickly across multiple time zones. Jet lag is a temporary sleep disorder. It occurs when the body's internal clock is out of sync with cues from a new time zone. Cues can include light exposure and eating times. Fatigue and difficulty concentrating are symptoms. Medications and light therapy may help." Smiling brightly, Mayhem cocked his head. "See, currently in California it's about 6am, so you can perhaps understand why I slept through all six alarms I had set to make this meeting. I would think the<i>real</i>Fury would understand, with how much he travels. You really aren't doing a great job convincing me that this isn't an elaborate ruse set in place by Hydra." Squeezing Murder's arm slightly, Mayhem watched out of the corner of his eye for an affirmative agreement. "So how do we know you're the real Fury, and this is the real Avengers Compound?"<br/><br/><span style="font-size: 12px">((OOC: Before this gets out of hand, maybe let's not have Fury make assumptions about characters that ultimately he doesn't know. And I get that not everyone has traveled, but jet lag is a real thing Fury would know about. It happens whenever you travel between time zones. So can we maybe cut the attitude he has towards Mayhem and Murder? We've done nothing to deserve it and it comes accross kinda asshole-ish.))</span>