<b><b>19 Bleak Lane, Lyndhurst, Hampshire.<br/>
 1st May, 2021<br/>
 08:51</b></b><br/><br/>Being told the professor wasn't in and she should come back later was not what Amber wanted to hear. "listen arsehole, I came all the way here cos<i>he </i>asked<i>me </i>t..." But the door was shut again and she turned in frustration, to see a bike roar up the driveway. The rider removed his helmet and Amber shrugged. She had absolutely no idea who this guy was, but he seemed to want to ask riddles.<br/><br/>"If yer talking about 'which came first' in a philosophical sense, that depends on whether you believe in creation or evolution. If you're a creationist, then supposedly god created the chicken fully formed and created the rooster fully formed and the rooster fucked the chicken and it layed an egg. If you believe in evolution then the first birds hatched from dinosaur eggs, and eggs were around long before chickens evolved. Personally I think they're both wrong and everything was sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arkleseizure, like the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle six..."<br/><br/>As usual her reference to the Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy fell flat, and she shrugged and considered, the remainder of the question. "If you want a chicken farm, you need chickens and a rooster. You buy an egg, you got breakfast, cos it's a'ready cold. You buy one chicken, you got dinner, cos she ain't layin' shit without a cock. ... erel, cockerel. An you get just one chicken and one rooster, pretty soon you got one bored rooster and one worn out chicken. You need grain, you need a coop, you need nest boxes, you need chicken wire. 'S why it's call that, y' know? Chicken wire? Cos chickens can't get through it!"<br/><br/>She shrugged. "Fuckin smerlly things though. Ducks're cleaner and they're eggs're bigger too."