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</div><b>Name:</b>Edward “Teddy Tatts” O’Malley.<br/><b>Age:</b>28<br/><b>Sexuality:</b>Heterosexual<br/><b>Hometown:</b>Boston, Massachusetts, U.S.A.<br/><b>Date/Time:</b>3rd July, 2021, afternoon.<br/><b>Location:</b>Villa, Interview Room, Backyard<br/><b>Wearing:</b>Teddy is wearing swim trunks.<br/><b>Coupled With:</b>N/A<br/><b>Tagging:</b>All.<br/><hr class="bbc-hr"/>Teddy was quite surprised that he got the call to be a contestant on Love Island.  The jeep drove up to the compound and Teddy got out.  Everyone who knew him would be shocked to see him in a suit, on television.  Yeah, it went totally against his creed of non-conformism, but it also wasn't very typical to see anyone outside of a convict at a parole hearing to have so many tattoos on his face wearing a suit.  Secretly, he did kind of want to look good when the female Love Island contestants first saw him.  That old saying, "You never get a second chance to make a good first impression" was just plain logical.<br/><br/>He got out of the car at the Love Island villa and some of the production crew hustled him to a small comfortable room, for some standard reality show questions.  Maybe they were behind schedule?  He relaxed and the first interview started:<br/><br/><i>Give us your name, and tell us what you do.</i><br/>"Edward O'Malley, people call me 'Teddy'.  I'm a social worker for the city of Boston, Massachusetts."<br/><br/><i>Describe yourself in three words.</i><br/>"Expressive, Quirky, Real."<br/><br/>Describe what you're like in bed in three words.<br/>(Teddy shifts nervously, then smiles) "Expressive, Quirky, Real."<br/><br/><i>What was your worst dating experience?</i><br/>"My high school senior prom.  My date's dad had earlier given us his permission and then an hour into the prom he came in angry, in front of everyone there, yelled at me, grabbed her and took her home.  There've been other dates where things didn't work out.  A really bad date isn't necessarily your date's fault."<br/><br/><i>What is the first thing you notice in someone you fancy?</i><br/>Depends on how far away they are when I first notice them and what they're wearing.  If it's from a little distance and it's at the beach then it's going to probably be how they look in their swimsuit.  If it's in a crowd, close up and we see each other for the first time, then it's their smile.<br/><br/><i>How would your ex describe you in three words?</i><br/>"'Asshole, Childish, Egotistical' were some of the words I heard when we broke up."<br/><br/><i>If you were an alcoholic drink, what would you be and why?</i><br/>"Samichlaus Classic, it's a 'Chirstmas Beer'.  It's smooth, flavorful, got some body, a little sweet and at fourteen percent alcohol it doesn't take a lot to start you feeling good."<br/><br/><i>What should we expect to see from you this summer in the villa?</i><br/>"A guy that's going to give it his all in the contests, a hundred percent.  A guy that's willing to show an honest woman his heart."<br/><br/>X X X<br/><br/>The interview done, once he got inside the guys dorm, though, the production team told him that the guys would meet the girls and everyone would be wearing swim suits.  Time for a change, then.<br/><br/>On cue, Teddy walked down the stairs and into the backyard to greet the hostess, Laura Whitmore.  She seemed nice.  She may have been practicing not to look startled when she saw him or maybe she just wasn't judgmental about a person's ink?  What the heck, he might never get another chance to hug someone kind of famous on t.v. again so he spread his arms wide for a hug and she did the same.  It was just a short friendly hug,  he didn't grope her, but he was a hugger and it was nice.<br/><br/>Teddy then went and found the heart shape on the ground where he was supposed to stand.  He stood there, feeling relaxed and comfortable.  Looking around, he saw that there was only one woman present at the time.  Had he accidentally gotten on the wrong show?