 Hey Siri. Alexa. Hey Google. I can't get the answer to that on HomePod. Sorry, I'm not sure about that. Sorry, I can't help with that yet. Do you ever find that your modern conveniences are just not that convenient? Well thankfully there's a better way. Meet the Smart Clapper, a smart home device from before smart home and internet of things were the biggest bullsh** buzzwords. It requires no smartphone to operate, sets up in less than 30 seconds, and is exactly as stylish as you'd need something that sits behind your couch to be. Remember, zero design budget means more money in your wallet for avocado toast. The Smart Clapper is great for home security too. As long as your hands are still free, you can activate it in less than a second and wired connectivity means it's always reliable. It's so simple a dog can use it and it even works in a power outage. Oh, why would I? So get your Smart Clapper today for just $30 or like a lot less if you want to get a cheap knockoff on eBay. In all seriousness though, I still haven't really bought into the whole smart lighting thing. So in today's video we are actually going to be comparing a vintage, still in package, the Smart Clapper against a Philips Hue system. Let's see how they stack up. You're going down! Private internet access is the VPN service that encrypts all your internet traffic and uses a safe, protected IP. It's got a ton of other useful features as well, so you can check it out at the link in the video description. All right, so this video wouldn't be complete without an unboxing of the Smart Clapper. This is fantastic. I actually don't think this is the original Smart Clapper, but based on how old everything about this packaging is from its two color print, so you can see they couldn't afford more than blue. Oh no, wait, no, they've actually got some different hues. Hues in the packaging! They've got some red, pink, purple, blue, no, no, never mind. Okay, so it's got color. Maybe it's just that it's faded. So between the cheap looking packaging, the like old crappy looking logos, like that has got to be like vintage 80s, and the legitimately yellow plastic. Oh wow, you can see it gets a lot of its color back. So what is this thing? The sound activated on-off switch that's smart enough to control two different appliances at the same time. Yes, my friends, this is the smart appliance that predates Smart Home. Instructions and warranty. If you're honestly stupid enough that you can't operate a Clapper, then you should probably just not have electricity. Oh, no way, it doesn't have a ground plug. Oh, that's kind of lame, but it does have a home and away dial, and that is not a binary dial. That is a spectral dial, so you can be like a little bit home, or mostly away. Actually, I suspect it doesn't work that way. I may actually need the instructions, damn it. James here is going to be helping me co-host things as we compare the Smart Clapper. I'm on team Smart Clapper. You're on team Clap. I am on team Hugh. All right, so let's get started here, shall we? We will each present arguments for our side of the equation, and we're going to allow the audience at the end to let us know just how much power we have. So let's get started. At the end, to let us know just like a rap battle, but with no rap and not cool, who won? Hey, speak for yourself. This is gonna be pretty easy. All right, you know what, Mr. This is gonna be easy. I'm letting you go first. No, no, no, no, no, because my goings are responses to the limitations of your Clapper. Limitations? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you go first. I'm ready to receive your argument. Okay, well, let's say that your partner is asleep and you want to turn the lights off without waking them up. Can you do that? Let's find out. I'm not actually sure. But in the meantime, I've actually got an argument for you. I can set up the Clapper in less than 15 seconds. How long did it take you to set up your Hue BS? Zero, because A' set it up for me. No, you have to give a real response. How long does it take to set this crap up? If you only plugged in the bridge and then like hooked up a light like two minutes. But if you want to do some custom stuff. So I beat you by eight times. But you get far less than eight times the value. Allow me to demonstrate the soft clap. A little too soft. Soft, flaccid, whatever term you want. Shut up, it can't hear me. Maybe that's three clap socket. That's the two clap socket. Hold on a minute. Hey, wait a second. Does this factor into your setup time? Does. Oh, wow. Does this thing even work? Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm in a way mode. I'm in a way mode. And no, no, it doesn't work. Hold on. Okay. Okay. Okay. Reliability. Soft clap demo. Where's the bit? This is stressing me out. Oh. Yes. Okay. Hold on a second. That fast setup. Okay. So there's this. Allow me to demonstrate the soft clap. There we go. Very unlikely to wake the wife. Okay. I'll hear your next argument. I live in a loft. That would wake everyone up. Do you mean to tell me that the clapper only works with lamps and other lights that plug into the wall and not say overhead lights or maybe even completely wireless lights like this? The clapper can work with that light because the clapper can work with anything that plugs into a wall. Okay. Psych. Psych. That was just me. Okay. Is your okay. But it all serious. No, no, no, no. Put that down. Okay. I always kind of wondered why these things didn't take off. Well, Mr. Fancy Pants. Should have read those instructions. The clapper has an indicator LED for each of the two outlets indicating whether it is receiving power or not aiding you in diagnosis. Nice. What's your point? Hit me. What can your Phillips Hue do that counters that fantastic feature? Well, it tells me which ones are reachable or not right on there. Plus, the most important thing at LTT, it's RGB. Wait, are you getting that? Bring that over here. Bring that beautiful beast over here. I want to make you hold it just for the shame. True Rigaba. Okay. Raise your hand if you'd rather use Hue. Granted, it can do RGB, but as we've discussed many a time on this channel, sure, RGB is a cool feature. Lots of people like it, but not everyone is willing to pay extra for it. And with the clapper, you can control many devices at once with an inexpensive extension cable. There we go. Okay. So there's a cost argument to be made here because I, with just one clapper and an inexpensive power squid, can control three lights at once, up to 400 Watts, according to the box. I don't think you can control anything. Boom. I got served. See? So if I was in bed with you, no, bring the hand, leave the hand. And we were like, you know what? I'd like to do some light reading right now. Let's see who's quicker on the draw. Go. That's right. What if you only want it part way? Why would I want that? Because you want some mood lighting. You know, is that right? Dim the lights to 50%. Yeah. Look how long that takes. He's consulting the literature right now. The clapper uses a wired connection. So if your wifi is out, it'll still work. If your wifi is out, Hue still works with your normal light switches. You can turn them on and off. It just displays the normal yellow light, which means it's more versatile than the clapper because you can attach it to lights that you don't plug into the wall, like the overhead light and still use it. The clappers more about speed. So I challenge you to another quick draw. Okay. Because we have to assume that you don't actually have your Hue app open all the time. So first of all, let's have the lights on. It's time to go to sleep. Who can turn out the lights faster? Hey Google, turn the lights off. Ready, set, go. Hey Google, turn the lights off. There. Not fast. You're right. You win on the speed count. Calories burn to the whole different metric. Keep in mind, you can get Hue accessories that are physical switches. How much is Phillips paying you? I would actually still argue that assuming that yours wasn't actually manufactured in like the late 80s or early 90s and is like broken now, that there is still room for this kind of a technology. Like I would love it if as kind of like a gesture control feature of a Phillips system or a Google Home type system, you could configure like double claps or triple claps and you could have that be like, you know, three claps for movie time or like two claps for turn everything off or whatever the case may be. But I think as much as I'm a bit of a Luddite when it comes to smart home technology and honestly this still holds a fair bit of appeal for me, James has definitely made his point. Ah, you see this? You're grounded, mister. It was the ground. I know what it was. It was the ground. You get it? Yes, I get it. Now go to your room. All right, so this video was brought to you by Ting. 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