 It's Thursday, March 20th, 2014. I'm Jake Kastronakis and you're gonna play with that light right now? Oh, good for you, you f***ing son of a b***h! According to The Wrap, Christian Bale is director David Fincher's first and only choice to play Steve Jobs in the upcoming film written by Aaron Sorkin. However, if the stars align and everyone signs on, then Steve Jobs may finally get the film that he deserves. This week has been all about Google's new smartwatch platform, Android Wear. But let's not forget about Samsung's wearable trio, which is just a few weeks away. AT&T has announced that the Galaxy Gear 2, the Gear 2 Neo, and the more intriguing Gear Fit will all arrive in April. The Gear Fit, which eschews the typical square design for a gorgeous curved OLED display, will cost $199. If you're still on Samsung's smartwatch vision, preorders start this week alongside the upcoming flagship Galaxy S5. And finally, scientists have discovered a new way to treat tumor cells in the brain. Blow them up. By screening over a thousand different types of molecules, scientists have managed to identify a compound that can literally blow up tumor cells belonging to the most aggressive form of brain cancer. The molecule works by shutting off the cancerous cell's ability to control what gets in and out of their walls, causing bag-like vessels to accumulate in the cell, eventually making the cell explode. So far, tests have only been conducted on mice, and human trials are still far away, but this latest discovery is an important step toward finding a cure. That's it for today's top stories. Coming up tomorrow, Department of Health officials shut down the Keebler Elf cookie baking facility after discovering countless fire safety violations. Mainly, the building is made of wood.