 Yeah. And you can really see this like epic dent I have on my nose right now, because I actually don't remember if it's from James dropping a sound bar on my face, or if it was from something else. What? Like I got hit in the face. How does that even happen? Okay, so. Because don't sound bars usually get mounted low? No, no, no. I mean, he was holding it and dropped it on my face. Why? Okay, so I will admit that this was at least partially my fault. And I'm not like, I'm not victim blaming, you know. Victim blaming yourself? Well, I provoked him. You know, I should. I wore clothes that made it look like I wanted a sound bar. I should have known that when he gets a sound bar in his hands, you know, I better steer clear. So I'm not saying that at all. I'm saying that it was actually a coordinated effort to capture a shot that I actually was at least. Of a sound bar falling through the air? Like what could this possibly be? Well, the sound bar was supposed to fall into my hands. Okay. So the idea was, because it was difficult with the framing of the shot for James to just, like, I mean, so imagine this. I'm sitting here hosting a video to you right now, and I want a sound bar to fall in my hands. He can't just stand right there, because then his butt's taking up the whole frame. So he's standing like kind of behind me and like off to the side. And it's kind of hard to hold this thing. And it's also hard for him to eyeball where exactly is down. Now, I think it was a team fail. Over Killington says, your nose is really big, huh? Yeah. So it's funny. You know, I'm going to tell a different story now, because I remember having this conversation with my mother at one point when I was in high school. And I said something, something, something. Yeah, I took the picture this way, like from the front, because from the side, you can tell I have a really big nose. And she goes, you don't have a big nose. And I go, yeah, I do. And she goes, no, that's not true. And I go, all right, watch. And she goes, wow, you've got a really big nose. I went, yes, I know, thank you. I told you I have a big nose. I don't need you to inform me I have a big nose. I'm well aware of the situation. That's amazing. Anyway, so back to the soundbar fail. So James is holding this soundbar above me. And it's kind of hard for him to line it up in his defense. He also didn't do an amazing job, okay? So the idea was I'm leaning forward. I'm talking about this other soundbar. And then I'm supposed to kind of lean back and another soundbar is supposed to fall into my hands. Now I also didn't lean back as far as I could have because I was a little bit concerned about leaning out of the focus of the camera. And like when you're trying to pull off like a coordinated shot. Like, you know, when you do the like here, here, here, here, Madrinas is one of our sponsors today. So here, like taking Madrinas and then like, you know, like hit me with it. Boom. When you're trying to pull off the like, the no look like, yeah, we got that. We didn't even look. Well, sometimes you don't look. And you get hit in the face with a soundbar. So it hit you like on the nose. So yeah, so it came down like this. So it was really close. Yeah, so I did, well, it wasn't that close because as I outlined before, and I had a conversation with my mother once about this, something could hit me in the nose and really not be that close to my face. Okay, your nose isn't that big, dude. It's big enough that I remember having- It's not a small nose. Okay, I remember having a conversation with my wife about this once where I was saying like, oh yeah, like my face is gross right now. I've got like these breakouts and she's got far worse breakouts than I do. Like as a general rule. No, like she doesn't, her skin's not as good as mine. This is what it is. Most people don't say that about their spouse. You know what? It's good to have, okay, Linus relationship tips for a moment here. It's good to have a relationship where you can be honest with each other because if you can't be honest, nothing's left. This isn't being honest with each other, this is being honest with like hundreds of thousands of people. I'd tell her that to her face. No, I know. But you're also broadcasting it to them. I guess so, I mean, but they have eyes. It's not like she's not there on camera. Like why do we deny reality? Reality is important. Oh man. So anyway, so I was complaining about it and she's basically like, you know, cut your whining because your skin's overall pretty good. And I'm like, well, no, the thing that's so frustrating about it is that I can see it. And she goes, what do you mean? And I go, well, it's on my nose. And she goes, what, you can see your nose? I'm like, yes, my nose takes up a significant portion of my field of view. Really? Yeah, like I can, like I can, I can. So, okay. So I can see, let's go with my right eye. Okay, with my right eye, I can see all the way to the very edge of that light. Okay? Okay. So where my nose sticks out, I can see about to the mic stand. So like, you know the effect where you hold your finger in front of you and you can see through both of the two images? Okay, well I have that too. Like I think everyone can see their nose if they try to see. No, cause she's Chinese. So she has a flatter face. So she, yeah, her eyes are more forward. Even if she tries, she can't see her nose. And her nose is small. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe a little, but not as, okay. Not nearly to the same degree. But with both eyes open, if you're not thinking about it, you don't generally see your nose, right? No, but if there's a red mark, like right here. It makes it a little, okay. It's really noticeable. Okay. It's like really noticeable. Yeah. People are like racist. No, no, physiology is not racist. It just is what it is. I don't make the rules. All right. Speaking of making the rules, let's go through some topics. What do we got today? Yeah, yeah. Intel 10 nanometer ice lake. More delays? Delayed till 2020. Is Intel ever gonna? I don't know if this is more delays or a clarification on a previous delay. I don't know if it's more delays on ice lake necessarily, but Intel has definitely delayed some stuff over the last couple of years. No, but yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think this delay has already been like realized. And then we're being like, okay, this is the date that it's actually coming. We knew it was delayed. Their stock dropped 7% today, I think. Meanwhile, AMD's picked up, I think, 17% yesterday. Speaking of the next topic, AMD reports best quarterly profit in seven years. Which to be clear, when your best quarterly profit, like really only has to be like profitable. Yeah. You know, it's good though. It's good news. It's good news. There's a rumor. Nvidia next gen card details apparently leaking. So Jensen did go up on stage saying there's no new gaming graphics cards coming. But usually when the leaks start coming this hard and this heavy, that's an indication that what he said might've been a big fat, what's the word? Lie? That is not, no, no, I don't wanna be disparaging. A big fat statement that wasn't entirely based on facts given that he's the CEO and he knows what's going on presumably. Yeah. And have I, allegedly. Ah, yeah. As long as you're thrown in allegedly. I actually didn't realize that Stephen Colbert has been doing the allegedly thing like years before I started doing it. Oh really? I thought that was our joke. So did I. Yeah, he does allegedly like all the time. I don't have HBO. I'm actually okay with coming up with the same joke as Colbert and his writing staff because they're sort of professionals. And they have a very large writing staff. Yeah. I think that's all we need to call out. Yeah. Oh, let's roll the intro. Boom. Oh, where is it? Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Yeah. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Get me some HBO. Get me some HBO. Where's not HBO? Whoops. Yeah, no, he's a, yes. That's okay. It seemed like an insignificant thing. That's a fact. I don't have whatever it is that he's on. It seems kind of, seems like one of those you must be fun at parties kind of things too. Actually. Actually, it's new plus Linux, or as I've been calling it, whatever, new. Gnu. You saw, yeah, sorry, Gnu. You saw Wendell's book, right? Actually. No, I actually haven't yet. It's open on my computer. What? I haven't been able to watch it yet. Oh, no, he pulls in. I've been so busy. We actually like scripted in a well actually. That's fantastic. It explains the whole Gnu plus Linux, blah, blah, blah thing. It's pretty great. And the funny thing is like, there's gonna be Linux fanboys out there that are like, yeah, you tell them Wendell. But those are the same kinds of people that proudly refer to themselves as PC master race, not realizing that that whole thing was a, was supposed to be a jab at the people who feel that. Like that's the whole origin of it was that it was like a, oh man, the word's failing me. Escape, escape. No, no, no, not sarcastic, not, not. Oh, I thought you were trying to say what the source was. Not facetious. No, I'm just trying to figure out what the satire. Yeah, it was supposed to be a satirical thing. Like you were being made fun of. So anyone who was like, yeah, you tell them Wendell. You were actually the butt of the joke. I mean, we actually talked about this while he was down here. Just like the biggest problem with Linux in a lot of ways. I love that this is the second time that I have heard about you independently having a conversation with him that mirrors an exact conversation that I had with him separately without either. So he just happily went along with that happening twice. So funny. Like the biggest problem is that when you love something so much, and that's what a lot of the Linux community does. They love Linux so much. Definitely. Clear, Linux is a good thing. It's a good thing to love. But when you love it so much that you can't see the flaws, then that's where you start to make it hard for other people to share your love. Like he was installing something and I was like, so no one's gonna put me in charge of Linux because no one is strictly speaking in charge of Linux. No one's gonna put me in charge. But if I was in charge, this whole nonsense where you go on like a GitHub page, copy a string of text, and then paste that into like a terminal prompt to install software, that's gotta go. That's super gotta go. Like how is this? The year is 2018. The year is 2018. This is a graphical operating system. For a lot of things, there are more mainstream alternatives to that. There is like an app store style thing on many of the distros. And you can install them because it's Linux if you're on a distro that doesn't natively have it. I mean, even the whole thing with there being so many different distros. So if you're trying to, I mean, this is something that I was talking to one of the writers about in my office. We were reviewing a script and we were just chatting about how frustrating it is to have to deal with product names that are all either very similar or the same. So when you're trying to find information on like the MacBook, like the, I guess it was a 2015. So if you don't know to search for 2015 MacBook non-air, like whatever, or like as a search provider. Like if you're Google and you're trying to figure out what MacBook someone is looking for. They do a pretty good job. They do a pretty good job. But if they're trying to find like a fix for a weird bug or if they're trying to find something like a teardown or an upgrade guide or a replacement part or something stupid like that, how difficult that makes life. I mean, to the average person, and I feel like that's another thing that a lot of the very techie community loses track of. To the average person, there is no awareness whatsoever that Linux is anything other than Linux. They don't know Arch, Debian, CentOS. They don't know any of that stuff. It's just Linux. So if you were to try to search how to install program in Linux, we should try it. Let's do it right now. How to install program in Linux. I'm going to assume that there's gonna be like alternate stuff. All right, here, let's hold on. On the screen show, let's have the experience together. In bracket mint. In bracket mint. Which is pretty good. A lot of people will be running that. Let's give it a shot. Beginner geek, how to install software on Linux. Works differently. Instead of visiting a website, you'll usually need to grab the software from your Linux distribution software repositories with its package manager. I'm already dead. No, if I'm an average user, I'm already like, okay, I'm done. But realistically that is saying it's actually quite easy. You're gonna use the app story kind of thing. Yes. It's just like- It's called package manager. So people are automatically gone. That's where you lose them. Install software from your distribution's repositories. Oh, I mean, the reality of it is, is like we live in this sort of this bubble where we just kind of go, well, people should just learn the lingo. But it's funny because whenever you try it, try stepping outside of your usual comfort zone, which might be tech, and go to a hardware store and shop for a tool. Or go to a makeup store and shop for makeup. There's gonna be the guys that know all the hardware stuff and are in this space. And there's gonna be the people that know all the, I should have said people for both. I'm sorry, don't be mad. The people- 2018. Honest mistake. Sorry, I don't mean- Current year- I mean everyone. The current year thing. Oh right, oh geez, oh geez. We're old. See, the problem is that we're just used to- Old dogs. It means nothing. Just- Old dogs can't learn new tricks. I've tried to say like five words and we've been here for a minute. Just kidding, I'm so sorry. Okay, the people that know both of those camps are gonna jump into chat and be like, but I know both of those. Right, but my point was to pick something that you don't know. Walk into a textiles store, like I don't know, Fabrikaner or something. And what you'll find is that quickly it becomes overwhelming. The like 17 different words for plaid, because they're technically a little bit different. And that kind of stuff is actually not that simple or necessarily good use of your time to learn when all you need that piece of fabric for is to make a makeshift tablecloth. Yeah, so you don't really care in that case. So if all you really care about doing on your computer is reading your email, you actually will never care what a distribution repository is. And you will never care that you don't care. And you know what, that's actually fine. Because everybody has different interests. You know, there are, actually I'm not gonna get into like, you know, all the different words to describe wine because I could, that would probably become a different conversation. Look up two buck Chuck winning the blind wine taste test competition, because that is a hilarious thing that happened. Have you heard about this whole story? I think you've told me about it. I love it. In fact, I think you've told me on WAN show, but we can let people, we can let people tell us whether they wanna hear it again or not. Yeah, yeah. It's great. You know what, do the TLDR. Do the TLDR. So the TLDR was there was a blind taste testing thing. I don't remember if the people doing it were people who were trying to become like wine reviewer people, or if they were already wine reviewer people. And they had a whole bunch of different values of wines and two buck Chuck is, you guessed it, a $2 bottle of wine. And it won the competition because, because wine is BS, basically. Oh man. In my opinion. And apparently the blind taste test seems to agree with me. But I have heard from some wine people that there's also examples of the other way. So I don't know, who knows? Oh, someone wants to know where to get my water bottle. Cause it's huge. Amazon. It's actually not that big, but it's one of the vacuum ones. What you need to do is just write Linus Tech Tips on it in black, in all black and then just sell them. We totally should, except that by the time we marked these up, even like enough to cover, receiving them, labeling them, and then shipping them back out the door, they'd be like $60 water bottles. I don't remember how much this one was. It's like, it's like 25 bucks or something like that. 25 or 30, cause it's vacuum sealed. It's big. It's got a nice wide mouth. It's stainless. Yeah. I actually am, I'm very satisfied with this water bottle. Would happily endorse 10 out of 10. Imagine this type of like print in black, like all around the bottle. That actually looked pretty cool. With like one little bit that just has like a safe zone around it. It says Linus Tech Tips in it. Oh, we're working on some stuff. Have you seen the new concept for a new hoodie? No, but that's exciting. Yeah. Okay. Once we matter like a lot more, I want to get Float Plane hoodies. So, okay. It's not, it's not like the WAN hoodie. Like it's not necessarily a tech hoodie. That's fine. But it's way more modern in terms of like the design. What? Who cares if it's not final? Oh, wow. Okay. So A, why are you whining about this, Nick? I'm talking to Nick up there. He can hear me because he's streaming. And B, why are you watching the WAN show at work? Okay. Do we watch podcasts while we're supposed to be working, Nick? Yeah, that's what I thought. All right. So let's, I will, I will respect his wishes at least until such time as he has provided me with a very compelling reason why I should listen to him. DSRTFXG's man, your name says, then instead of calling it a package manager, literally just call it the App Store or the Windows Store. It's the same thing. That's the point. Yeah, but you can't do that. Yeah. Because like, if you start calling your App Store, the App Store, Apple is gonna be down your throat and up your butt at the same time with their entire legal team. But like, you could call it something that would make sense and would be fine, but they won't. Yeah. And the other thing too is that it takes- And it will probably hurt the Linux culture. Like people won't like it. And it actually takes a lot of, it takes a lot of branding. It takes a lot of actual marketing to get people to get comfortable with something. Like the number of times that people have to hear App Store to suddenly have that be like, that's the friendly sounding version instead of application marketplace or whatever. You have to spend money on that. Yeah, but you can shorten that. You can go App Marketplace. Like when Google changed- Or App Market. When Google changed to Play Store. Yeah. What was it called? Android Market before? Android Marketplace? That was a big deal when they changed it to Play Store. Yeah. And the stupid thing about it, the stupid thing about it is here I am giving the tech community a hard time about not being accepting of friendlier ways of naming things and doing things. But I had the exact same reaction when Google called it the Play Store. I was like mad. I was like, what was wrong with the way they did it before? I don't play an app if it's not a game. That was seriously, like pretty almost word for word. That was what I said. Okay, to be fair, I literally remember this because we were both really angry about it. And I think at that point in time, what we were angry about was that I think we thought it was like just for games basically. Cause it was actually kind of confusing when it first came out. Right. So it had, but it had apps at the time. Yeah. The things that they didn't have yet was the deep collection of movie and music and TV show content that now in hindsight almost makes it look like Google knew what they were doing with a branding thing. But I'm afraid to, I'm afraid to be too sure. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. Yeah. Cause I don't know. App store and oh geez. Oh, people are giving us suggestions. The app store with a zero. Yeah. I know, right? The hack store. No, no. The portal. The get app and go. Okay. This is the problem with letting, like when you let software engineers name things. Get store. That's that doesn't help. It doesn't help at all. At to put a get store. No. Oh man. App store. The APT store is not going to make it better. The pseudo store. No. Yeah. Well, it would be sudo. So, okay. Actually, okay. You're more, you're more in tune with the Linux community than me. It's super user do. Yeah. Do or sudo. Do you pronounce it the way it said? A lot of people say sudo, but I think. But isn't that short for Sudafed? Like, isn't that a problem? But it doesn't matter what the like a lot of people, it is sudo, but a lot of people say sudo. Sudo. Like I say sudo, but it's sudo. Okay. So this is, this is similar to the JIF argument. I think a little bit less so because that's just completely BS. And this one is like, it actually makes sense. I don't know. Like you don't say. I don't know. I mean, this, this show right now has pretty good drafts right now. That's what I mean. Like you don't say it that way. That's so dumb. That makes no sense at all. But it is actually super user do. So that makes sense. Okay. It's just kind of nicer to say sudo. We've got people who says, oh, I'm out of me. I can't read that. It's pronounced hef. Hef. Sure. Yeah, let's go ahead. We should just go with if. It's got a silent G. I mean, we'll follow the same rules that like modern traffic store. That's what they should. Modern parents, right? Because it's just like, no, my son's name is Steve and it's spelled, it's got like a silent J in it or whatever. And you're just like, you know, Steve already had a perfect, I'm sure I'm offending someone right now, but it's like, it's like a Delta symbol. Steve already had a perfectly good spelling that everyone fully understood and was familiar with. Like you did not have to reinvent the wheel. It's not one of those names like Linus where no one knows how to spell it in spite of the fact that it is 100% perfect phonetically. What? People spell that wrong? I have literally had my name spelled in front of me while I'm watching and I don't correct it because I don't care. L-I-O-N-E-S-S. And I'm just like, is that a thing that makes any sense? Linus? Lioness. Oh, wait, an I? Like a lion. Lioness. I didn't hear the I, I thought it was Loness. In their defense. I like Loness. I've had L-I-N-I-S, which could somewhat be justified. I've had L-I-N-A-S, Linus. Okay. Linus, wow. But. Nice. I forget where I was going. Geez. So some people, I worry with my first name sometimes. When I was younger, it happened a lot more often. It doesn't happen very often now. But if I was in Quebec or something, it would happen all the time. Oh, L-U-C. But people would spell it L-U-C, yeah. Because your last name is French, I might guess. I totally get it. I might guess L-U-C. If anyone spells it L-U-C, it's not their fault even remotely. Like I would expect more people to do it that way because of my last name. It just doesn't happen that often. Lioness tech tips. It's like the dirty tech tips. All right, so, oh yeah, tech. Should we do a topic? I guess. I mean, we're kind of at the sponsor sponsor section. You know what? Should we just go full C zero copyright K tease here? And do you like that? You like that sponsor friendly? Yeah. Sponsor friendly. Yeah. Yeah. Monetization enabled. Way of doing that. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, let's just go full tease and not do a topic yet. So we've got a lot of sponsors for you guys today. Great sponsors. Those are great sponsors. 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Oh wait, no, Scrapyard Wars is on Floatplane. Yeah. So if you're a fan of Scrapyard Wars, you're gonna wanna go over to floatplane.com, sign up for a subscription. It's got episode two already, and then it's gonna get episode three on Saturday. Yep. So that's gonna be good stuff. You're gonna wanna check that out. Have you been watching? I actually, I'm not caught up right now. I know, I know. Neither am I. I know. I'm halfway through the second episode. So I've been traveling, and the waifu and I wanna get the popcorn and watch it together, so. Between the craziness that has been going on in terms of work stuff at Floatplane lately, because there's fun things happening, and wedding this weekend, it's been like, wah. Oh yeah. But we'll watch it. Aren't you like the best man and stuff? I am. And I have a giant sword. It's awesome. Like actual though, like it's made out of steel and stuff. For what? Is it like a spoiler if you tell me, or? It's a little bit, but I doubt anyone that's gonna, there's like, okay, so my parents already understand it, and the only other person that I know of that's gonna be there that's going to watch this already knows the whole thing. So best man is a bit of a truncation. It used to be best swordsman. Really? And the idea was that the best swordsman wasn't, it wasn't your best friend. It was the best person in your circle of people at utilizing a sword. And it was for very practical reasons, because back then you used to more or less steal your wife. Or someone might object to you marrying that person, because it might be in a form of trade. I object and then. And swing, let's go. And it would be your best man as your champion, basically. Your best swordsman would be championing for you. Wow. Yeah. And back in the day, you know how there's the ceremony and then there's the reception. There's actually quite a bit to it, but you know how there's the ceremony and then the reception? This is just kind of a funny part. During the reception, the bride and the groom would go off to consummate the marriage and they would come back and then everyone would have dinner. It's not really how that works anymore. I mean, you could probably pull it off. Like technically a lot of people go off to do a photo shoot. That photo shoot could be very naked. It could, it could, it definitely could. It's just not generally done anymore. Yeah, yeah. But at that time, the best man doesn't hang out with the other people. The best man goes with the bride and groom, but not into the room, he stands guard outside the door. You don't have to do that to him? Because theoretically, no. Okay, that's good. The whole thing is more there as like a joke. Yes, it would be. But yeah, you stand guard outside the door because until they've completed the consummation, the marriage isn't final. So someone might try to come and steal the bride before that happens. So you have to stand outside the door and guard them. There's a lot more to it. If you wanna go down a really weird path, a very funny path of history, you can look it up. But I'm bringing a sword kind of as a joke. It's not like a super serious thing. Yeah. Got it. Thank you for that. That was both disturbing and enlightening. I appreciate it. All right. So let's do a tech topic then. CJ09bira posted this on the forum. The original article is from overclock3d.net, but it looks like Intel may have delayed. Whomp, whomp. 10 nanometer ice lake until what? 2020. Wow, dang. I think it's 2020 for server. And I thought it was 2019 for consumer. Something along those lines here. Yeah, we can have a look at this here. So. Someone in the chat said swords are heavy, Luke. Yeah, it's also, if it's on the ground, it goes up to here on me. Really? It's Andoril. It's the reforged sword. It's Aragon's blade from Lord of the Rings. Of course it is. Heck yeah. And it's like full steel tang through the entire thing. It's not like you could sharpen it and it would be very, very real. It's not sharp though. Okay. It's fricking sweet. Anyways. So we're not getting ice lake, okay, whatever. We're not getting ice lake until sometime in 2020, I guess is the point. So Intel has already acknowledged, oops. Intel has already acknowledged that they're going to lose some server market share to AMD and their epic architecture, their epic processors based on their Zen architecture. But this is looking pretty, pretty bad. This gives AMD like a full, looks like over two years to steal market share from Intel. And in the server space, if AMD had a performance or a cost advantage or even a significant technological advantage for let's say six months or even 18 months, Intel probably wouldn't care because what a lot of consumers don't realize is that the lead times on this kind of technology, these kinds of products and the development process is very long. So if Intel had a product that they were shipping, let's say today, right now, mid 2018, that was serving the needs of their customers reasonably well and AMD launched some kind of disruptive technology today, Intel is already working on, like they wouldn't have a roadmap for these processors if they weren't doing work on them. So they're already working on the tech that they're planning to launch in 2020. Now if AMD's compelling performance advantage got, IT departments or sys admins or supercomputer architects got them looking at it and Intel could say, hold on, we're working on something by 2020, we'll be ready. Here, we'll get you some stuff early so that you can make sure that, you're not delaying your project too much. And specs, you know how much heat you're gonna have to deal with in power. Yep, so you can build out all that other stuff and buy the CPUs at the last minute, we'll have volume ramped up by that time. Something like 18 months for a project like that wouldn't be an unreasonable amount of time to ask someone to wait. The problem is that AMD launched Zen, what, a year ago? It's been a while. It's been a while, AMD launched Zen, I think it was about a year ago. So now AMD is in a position where they have a compelling offering, not just for a short period of time, but for a long enough period of time that the managers or the procurement officers or whoever's working on sourcing slightly over a year ago for their server hardware has had a while to look at it, see some smaller deployments go out in the field and start to build out a new large project around it. And then now that Intel's announcing, remember we're a year into this, that there are gonna be delays, well now they're starting to look unreliable, whereas AMD has been hitting their targets. Now to be clear, Epic's not perfect. It does have some issues, virtualization on AMD Zen architecture was a big problem, especially right at the beginning, but Intel has its issues too, and those are the kinds of things that on a project by project basis, depending on what you're doing with the systems, might make you lean towards one or the other. The big thing here is that AMD looks like a legitimate option, and looks like they've got enough of a roadmap that you might wanna start planning long-term around them. So that is really bad news, because while Intel might be pretty happy to collect 329.99 US from consumers for a Core i7, they would much rather take 32.99.99 from businesses for large orders of many Xeons shipped on pallets for large deployments. That's better business. So even though it's smaller in terms of per unit sales, it is much larger in terms of the profitability, because the difference in cost between consumer silicon and commercial silicon is not as high as you might think. Interesting. Dun, dun, dun, dun. In other news, this was supposed to buy SC2 Mitch on the forum, and the original article here is actually from AMD themselves. Bam! Intel news release. AMD report second quarter 2018 financial results. Revenue increased 53% year over year, and gross margin expanded to 37%. That means AMD is actually selling products profitably. We actually, I don't know if we know how much of this was buoyed up by the mining craze that has really slowed down significantly now. Yeah, so their net income for this reported quarter was $116 million. The prior quarter was $81 million. Both of those are really, really, really great compared to where they were at a year ago, which is where they had a net loss of $42 million. So if you consider the fact that they were negative 42 before, they're like. 116 now. They're almost, yeah, they're almost at over 150 million more than they would have been, you know what I mean? It's actually quite impressive. So Dr. Sue released a statement. We had an outstanding second quarter, strong revenue growth, margin expansion, and our highest quarterly net income in seven years. That's like CEO speak for, we made something people wanted to buy. Yes, we didn't have to slash pricing to get people to buy it. This is great. Most importantly, we believe our long-term technology bets position us very well in the future. We are confident that with the continued execution of our product roadmaps, we are on an excellent trajectory to drive market share gains and profitable growth. So if AMD manages to make their fabulous strategy successful, Intel, Samsung, I'm trying to think of who else will actually be left who does both chip intellectual property and actual manufacturing. I thought you were just trying to list fabs and I was like, there's quite a few of those. No, versus focusing on fabs, like a Global Foundries or a TSMC, or focusing entirely on IP, like someone like Arm. Arm doesn't build their own processors, but of course they are doing super duper well in the mobile age of low power devices, thanks to licensing their designs to other brands like Qualcomm, for example, to produce processors at an actual fab. So Qualcomm doesn't actually fabricate anything either. Nvidia doesn't fabricate anything. You've got some of the world's most successful semiconductor companies that don't actually manufacture semiconductors. Yeah, does Micron still make SSDs? So Micron is in a partnership with Intel and they do NAND Flash, but I don't believe Micron would actually produce the CPUs. So that's sort of different. I would say DRAM and NAND Flash manufacturing are kind of separate from IC manufacturing. Just because, and I'm just basing that on that. I don't think there's anyone other than Intel that actually does both. No, Samsung, Samsung as well. So Intel and Samsung are in both games, but as far as I know, they're the only ones that are left in both. Crazy. It's actually quite different compared to like 10 years ago. Nvidia's next gen card details. So this was posted by Atlas Wraith on the forum and sources of course, WCCF tax. So yes, it's a rumor, but they're saying it's an exclusive rumor. Oh man. They've got one of the Star Wars edition cards that looks like, is that the, yeah. Yeah, one of the Star Wars edition cards. They're just using that as a placeholder that is not probably what the card will look like. Is that why you were questioning if it was Star Wars or not? Oh, I just, no, I was looking at, I was looking at this here and I couldn't remember if that was what it looked like. But then I saw the, is the, it kind of looks like Rebel Alliance, but technically it's the whatever, the Jedi Order or something. That was so stupid, that whole thing. Galactic Empire and then Jedi Order, even though they never, I did like a whole, I did like a whole thing. I pulled people into the boardroom and I got like a slide up and I was yelling about it. It was kind of a bit for a video, but it was something that the inspiration for it came from. So I get up and I'm like, okay, so here's the timeline, all right? Here's where the Jedi Order exists. Here's where the Galactic Empire exists. And we've got about a sliver of overlap where you could arguably say that they both existed, but they're never in direct conflict with each other. None of this makes any sense. Why are these the two teams? Who even knows what the Jedi Order is? From a mainstream standpoint, who knows what this is? So I kind of go off about it. And the inspiration was that I was working on a script with someone about something. And I went off into a tangent about this and they're like, this is hilarious. We should just work this into the video. It's all EU now, Linus. So a month ago, the writer here, Usman Prasada, oh, there's another co-writer, co-writer, Hassan Mujtaba, I did my best, talked about how AIBs would be seated with NVIDIA's next generation graphics cards, probably based on the touring architecture sometime in late August. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Let's not try and read the article. Let's look at our notes provided by James instead. The naming conventions- Also, one random, sorry, Star Wars thing. They're relaunching the Clone Wars animated series. And I'm- We talked about it last week and I said on the show, I was like, Luke's gonna be so disappointed that he's not here. And so disappointed that they're just like wrapping it up as a fan service thing. Yep. Wrecked, wrecked. Not only are they just wrapping it up, but I am both excited and scared as freaking heck because I have not enjoyed the new Star Wars stuff under Disney. So like, oh geez. And then none of that was Disney. They axed Clone Wars immediately when they bought it. They axed it partway through a season. Like you can actually find, you can get the lost episodes. I'm not gonna talk about this for too long, I swear. You can get the lost episodes, which is like a few of the completed ones from that season. And then you can also find the art and some of the scripts for the episodes that they like didn't really properly do at all. You can find like unanimated scenes and stuff. I'm like, if I was the Clone Wars team and Disney came to me and was like, yeah, so we wanna like close it out, but like, here's how we're doing it. What are the odds that, assuming that you have found work elsewhere because it's been a while now, it's been a couple of years now. So assuming you found work elsewhere, what are the odds that you just drop what you're doing and you come back, yes, Disney, I will come in and I will do it your way. Like I gotta imagine that it's gonna be a slightly different team working on this. Okay, so I don't know this. This is an assumption that I'm based, I have no source for this. I'm extremely unsure. This is beyond rumor. But I think the Clone Wars team moved on to Rebels. Okay. And the reason why Rebels feels so different is because Rebels has a lower target audience, not because it's necessarily a different team. But I could be completely wrong about that. So aggressively don't quote me on that. But I think they might have at least the core people still around. All right, so here's what's going on with Nvidia's new lineup. Wow, this could actually be very bad news. So they are apparently, they haven't decided on the naming, which might not seem like it matters that much because ultimately who cares, it's about FPS. But as a general rule, it's not a terrible idea when you create a product to have the name kind of make sense. And with a graphics card, really the main thing that we expect a name to tell us is where does its performance fall in relation to other cards? So apparently they are actively considering suffixes like XXX5. For example, GTX1175. Yeah. Or GTX2070 or 2075. Now that alone doesn't sound like that big of a deal unless the kinds of suffixes they're considering are like 10 something five, where it's possible that we might get GPUs that don't actually perform that dramatically different from this gen. Now I don't think they would do that. Oh. Like they've done that sort of thing before. Like the 275 launched way after the 260 and the 280. But that was similar architecturally. I don't see them launching a new architecture without giving it a clear new series. But if they used numbers that kind of seemed like it positioned them between older cards, I don't know if it would surprise me that much either because you got to remember, if Nvidia holds true to the pattern that has been true since the GTX680, we are not getting big Turing at the initial launch. We are getting mid-sized Turing. So a GTX1080TI is a very different card from a 1080. They are more different than a 1080 and a 1070 are. That's the way it works now. 1080TI is a big chip and 1080 and 1070 are both stepped down mid-sized chips. So we are getting the new generation mid-chip, which I don't know, may or may not actually perform any better than last gen big chip. We're gonna actually make a compensator. I don't know. If we get a new big chip. We kind of skipped three. Sort of. Didn't we? Sort of. I think so. There wasn't a, usually there's like a very opportune moment. Well, there's no four way SLI anymore. Yeah. So that doesn't help. Yeah. Well, like isn't there for specifically benchmarking reasons? I always hate it when people do that though. Maybe, but it's really dumb. Stupid. So. That's not as cool. Apparently we'll initially have three power brackets. 120 watt, 150 watt and 180 watt. And what's interesting about that is Nvidia has over the last several years anyway, gone with a staggered rollout for their new lineup. Oh, that piece was a little spicier. Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. The sweet sriracha? Yeah. That piece was a little bit on the spicier side. It's good though, actually. So they've gone with a very staggered rollout. So they've gone like, okay, here's the high end. Then they're like, wait a couple of months. Okay, here's the next one. Wait a couple of months. Here's the next one. That allows them to kind of stretch out their PR coverage. Yeah. Keeps people from kind of getting bored of like this wave of GPU news. Gives us more stuff to talk about. And then nothing for two years, you know? Yeah. But what this sounds like is that at 120, 150, 180 watt, they might be doing a broader refresh. And the reason for doing that might be that AMD is actually relatively competitive at the 120 watt TDP range. So they might want to just go, you know what? Forget it. Let's just go bwomp and make life very, very difficult for our one competitor in the space all in one go. Very interesting. It is rumored that 1080 Ti MSRP will drop by a hundred dollars and 1080 MSRP will drop by 50 bucks. This is also a solid indication that the upcoming 1180 and 1170, I'm just using those as placeholders, don't really perform that amazingly differently than the ones that they are replacing. Yeah. We'll see. But potential price drops on 1080 Ti and 1080. Yeah, that's never a bad thing. Happens pretty much every time. It is never a bad thing. We actually filmed our MacBook Pro 2018 video today. So there's going to be more detail about this and that, but it looks like the throttling for the MacBook Pro has been fixed in macOS. So it came as an update to High Sierra 10.13.6 and they have issued an apology to consumers who experienced less than optimal performance on their new 2018 machines. Now they said that this was a firmware patch that they issued with this update, but Anthony's testing shows no performance change in Windows after downloading and installing this. So it seems like it didn't actually make any changes to firmware and we'll talk in a little bit more detail about that in our MacBook Pro video. Oh, Facebook. Facebook stock crashed harder than any stock has ever crashed before. This is posted by SC2 Mitch on the forum. They were apparently sued today over a disappointing earnings announcement. Okay, I didn't know about that. Wow. But it resulted in the loss of $120 billion of shareholder wealth, making it the biggest one-day loss in US market history. Apparently Zuckerberg went down like two spots on the world's richest list or something. Really? Yeah. You heard of, okay, this is... I do not recommend going there. I would never recommend going there. And it takes a bit of a willingness to read terrible, horrible things to be able to go there. But there is a subreddit called WallStreetBets. And it's based around... Like all stock investments is essentially betting, right? But this is based around like hardcore betting. And their idea isn't like, I'm gonna invest so I can have a good life leading forward. Their idea is like, I'm gonna YOLO so that hopefully I either get a yacht or nothing. And like some dude is 20 and made like $500,000 off shorting Facebook. And he posted about it there. There's also a dude who had a 50, I think it was a $55,000 portfolio. And it went down to 1.2 grand because of this. It's a really interesting read right now. Just fair warning, it gets pretty brutal in the comments and stuff. So just if you have a weak stomach for people being vicious, don't go there. But it's really interesting seeing people who bet super hard on stocks and then something like this happens and just seeing what happens. People losing their entire savings, people being completely set up for the entire rest of their life. Just like, every single thread is like, whoa. So it's like a live stream of the high roller roulette table. Yeah. Pretty much. It's crazy. It's a very crazy, yeah. Here's a rumor. This was posted by Aluminium Tech on the forum and the original source is nine to five Google. Fortnite is coming to Android, but it is rumored that it will be a Samsung Galaxy Note 9 exclusive at first. They must've paid so much for that. So apparently it's going to be, so the Note 9, which is set to be announced on the 9th of August with pre-orders on August 14th and public availability on August 24th, looks like it's going to have Fortnite exclusively for a month. And there was a thread about this on the forum where people are like, oh, what are they, are they stupid? They think people are going to buy a phone just over a game? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Absolutely. It's like people are criticizing Samsung. Okay, you can criticize Samsung all you want, but they're saying that Samsung is stupid for doing this. No. And depending how much they paid, which I don't know, depending how much they paid, this might be actually brilliant. It's not inherently stupid. It could be stupid. It could be stupid. Yeah. Like if they paid way too much money, maybe it's stupid. But remember, this is a company that buys Super Bowl ads. So if they paid a hundred million dollars, this is a far better promotion than a Super Bowl ad, if you want my honest opinion. And one thing you were just talking about, it might actually influence their decisions. Think about if you're on a contract, how subsidized your phone is. It's just a bit of money, right? So it's probably like $150 decision, but they're all gonna be about 150 bucks or $0. You pick this phone, you get Fortnite, and you get the decision between wireless AKG headphones, which sweet. Yeah, you should probably go with that unless you're a crazy Fortnite fan. The other option is a hundred to a hundred dollars worth of V-Bucks in-game. A hundred to a hundred and fifty. Yeah, sorry. And the other thing you gotta remember is that Fortnite has an enormous fan base. So you've got friends that work at like mobile gaming companies, right? Yes. What do you remember talking, I know you've talked to them about it, but do you remember what they said was the percentage of the users that are your whales? Oh, I don't remember the exact number, but it is very, very small. So when you've got- Like less than 1%. So when you've got hundreds of millions of users though, and you've got these whales that might spend hundreds of dollars a month on the game, to imagine that they might run out and buy a phone so that they can play the game that month. Oh, that's no question. Remember, they get a phone. Yeah. I mean, usually when they spend a couple hundred bucks on this game, they don't even get a phone. Hey, yo, I got a phone. Cool. Like that is a no brainer for the kind of people that are spending lots and lots of money on digital content for games like Fortnite. So, oh yeah, they're gonna sell some phones. Don't kid yourself. Okay, last topic for today. Apple will fix devices damaged by Japanese floods for free. Apple is buying themselves some free positive publicity and hey, that's a good thing. One quick thing I'm gonna step in here with. You just mentioned the like tiny percentage of your users are the whales. There's a really amazing story. Kevin Lee Coe, a 45 year old man from Rockland, California pled guilty to charges of wire fraud and money laundering, having been caught stealing $4.8 million from his employer between 2008 and 2015. $1 million of which he spent on Game of War, the mobile game. One thing that blows my mind about this is imagine literally how many times he would have had to click to buy something to spend a million dollars. Like it literally would have been tiresome to like spend that much money on in-game currency. I'm surprised he didn't manage to lose his job given how much time he was clearly spending playing Game of War. I mean, okay, no, no, I'm sorry. I mean, I'm sure he lost his job. Ignoring the money laundering, all that kind of stuff. It's like, what was this guy even getting done all day? Clearly nothing. A million dollars on Game of War. Oh my goodness, so crazy. All right, so this was posted by RedRound2 on the forum and Apple has announced that it will repair any iPhones, Macs, iPods or iPads. The iPod owners are getting some love, that's nice. That were directly damaged by the devastating heavy floods that swept through Japan this month. Oh, that's cool. The flooding has caused hundreds of deaths and the support goes against Apple's standard repair policies which strictly exclude water damage. So almost all of Apple's main product lines are eligible but accessories are not included and proof of ownership may be required. That's fantastic, way to go Apple. That's very cool. That's probably gonna cost them a lot of money. Yeah, love to hear that though. Speaking of things I love to hear, I love to hear that that's it for this week. I'm gonna go home. Gonna enjoy my weekend. We got a place in badminton. Yeah, not this weekend, but yeah. Very soon. Not fine. Also I need to fix my back first and my arm. What did you do with your back and your arm? Why are you not broken? My knees are basically fixed. No, that's not my point. That was great, my knees are almost fixed. So my lower back, I think it's my chair. I've ordered a new chair. Okay. You were still using that horrible like. I don't like spending. You told me you were gonna order a new chair. It has been ordered. Shut up. You told me you were gonna order a new chair. Literally before Float Plane was founded. Yeah. Before that project was even started. So that probably was like mid 2016. Yeah, yeah a little bit. Yeah. I ordered it now though. It's showing up on August 6th. I'm excited. What'd you get? I don't wanna talk about it. Is it expensive? It's very expensive. Is it Herman Miller? Yes. I talked to a whole bunch of ergonomic experts. I talked to, cause my like. Oh. There's a history of back problems in my family too. So I wanna like solve it. And that's part of the reason why it took me two and a half years to order it. It's cause I've kind of known the one that I should order for a long time. It's not the main one. It's not the one most people buy. But this is the chair you'll use for the rest of your life, right? It has like a 25 year warranty or something. Like it's supposed to. I mean, I'm a firm believer in buying one nice thing once. Yeah. So the number of times that I have not upgraded my wireless router since I spent a thousand dollars on a ruckus access point has probably gotten me about a third of the way there so far. Yeah. And I plan to continue to use that ruckus access point for many years because even though there are new wireless standards coming that will be faster. The devices that I'll be able to afford will, if I were to buy something enterprise tier, will be consumer grade and they're gonna have other issues. And quite frankly, I get to on my blade stealth, I was transferring files to my NAS at 46 megabytes a second on my access point at home two nights ago. That is good enough for me on wifi. If I need faster than that, I will plug into a network connection and I will get 10 gig because, you know, YOLO or whatever. So I'm a firm believer. If you're gonna use something for long enough that you would have replaced it multiple times with commodity garbage in the time that you use it, then I consider that a solid investment because you also have to pay yourself for the time that it takes to go and buy a new chair several times, assemble it, go shop for it, figure out that you're missing a stupid bracket, go back to the store and go to the bracket wall and find the right stupid bracket, then take it home. Like there's overhead associated with there is dealing with buying stuff. Even the biggest one I would even say is downtime. Oh yeah, downtime is a pain in the butt. Because if your router goes down, especially for someone like you, yeah, like you just did the angry jaw movement and the eye roll. Like that's, it's a problem. It could be very, very impactful. Like I might not be able to get work done or I might be live streaming at my house or something back in those days anyway. If my router went down, I would live here until I got a new one, which would be the next morning because I would need one immediately. Like it's, it wouldn't be okay. So that's it for Wanshow. Thank you guys for tuning in. We will see you again next week. We are actually gonna be discussing moving Wanshow to YouTube. Whoa. Yeah. Maybe we should talk about it on the Wanshow next week. We'll maybe do some pros and cons. We'll talk to the Twitch audience, see what they think. What about mirrored? So- Is that like against everyone's policies? I think so, kind of. It depends, it depends. All right, see you guys. Bye. Bye.