 And that's it for today's top stories. Coming up tomorrow, figure out what the hell happened here. It's Friday, November 8th, 2013. I'm Dan Berg, and I just finished my advanced Krav Maga training. This is 90 seconds on the verge. Ah, ah, ah! And finally, some serious news for satirical paper. The Onion is stopping its print edition. Chicago, Milwaukee, and Providence, Rhode Island, the remaining three print markets for the paper, will close up shop after the December 12th edition. At its peak, The Onion was printed in nearly 20 cities, but more focus has been put on digital and video content in recent years. If you're hoping to play games on the Xbox One on launch day, you better have internet. Microsoft today revealed that a day one patch will be required to do basically anything. That includes playing games or even accessing basic apps. The company also revealed this lineup of entertainment apps, which will look awfully familiar to Xbox 360 owners. There's Netflix, Hulu Plus, and more than a dozen others. Sony has a similar update for the PlayStation 4, requiring a day one patch to play DVDs and Blu-rays. Games, however, are expected to work out of the box. GoGo may have just made long flights feel even longer. GoGo's in-flight wifi is starting to roll out the ability to send and receive calls and texts while in air. As of now, the service is not yet available on commercial airlines. Luckily, GoGo partners like Delta and American Airlines are not interested in bringing the in-flight phone call service to their planes. The service will only work when the plane is above 10,000 feet, so you'll have about six minutes a piece in quiet. Ah, ah!