 I just got the new Kindle Oasis. This thing is super thin, it's super fancy, and it comes with this great cover. I mean, I just feel smarter already. Okay, why did you spend nearly $300 on a Kindle? Because I have the old paperweight here and it's totally fine. Yeah, but this is new. And this one's just $100. It's also square. And this one's rectangular, which is more like an actual book. Here's what you need to know about the new Kindle. It's thinner and lighter than the previous model. It weighs just 4.6 ounces. And it's really comfortable to hold in one hand, especially if you're holding it on this side. Okay, the paperweight is a little bit heavier than that. It weighs around 7 ounces. But I can still hold it comfortably in one hand. Also, like I mentioned earlier, this one's square. It still has a 6 inch display, but it's crammed into a more compact body. I still don't see what the big deal is with square. It's more ergonomic. Also, it has physical page turn buttons on the side here. Oh yeah? Well you can just tap on the screen here to turn pages on this one. Yeah, the new Kindle Oasis lets you do that too. The display on the new Kindle Oasis has a resolution of 300 ppi, or pixels per inch. So does the Kindle Paperweight. Yeah, but the Kindle Oasis has 10 LED lights for brightness and page lighting consistency. What does yours have? This one has 4 LED lights, but it still looks pretty even. Also, when you turn the Kindle Oasis upside down like this, the page flips with you. This one doesn't do that, but your fancy new Kindle over there still isn't waterproof. And it's called the Oasis. I mean, they literally named it after an area of water, and it's not waterproof. And it's $300. Sorry, did you say something I was reading on my new Kindle Oasis? Let's talk about covers. Yes, let's talk about covers. This cover comes with the new Kindle Oasis for free, unlike other Kindles, and it's super easy to put on and take off. Well this one's really easy to take off too. You just get your nail in there, and you just pop out the corner, and then you just rip it, and it's super easy. This one even smells good, like actual leather bound books. Well, listen, that thing is basically a battery pack disguised as a fancy leather cover. And Amazon says the new Kindle Oasis will get months of battery life, but without the cover, it just gets weeks of battery life, which is just like every other Kindle. So what? It's a cool design, and it's a good way to add extra battery life without adding bulk to the actual hardware. Listen, at the end of the day, this new Kindle Oasis is the kindle to beat. It's smaller, it's thin, it's light, it has a nice evenly lit display, it has physical buttons here, it has a touch screen, and it comes with this great cover that extends battery life. Okay, I'll admit that Kindle is pretty nice, but it starts at $290 for a model that shows you ads on a lock screen, and then goes up to $380 for a top of the line model, and that's a lot of money. You can still get something like the paperwhite, or like the Kindle Voyage for a lot less, and have a pretty nice e-reader. I'm sticking with this one. Alexa, read it out loud. Alexa, download the Everything store. Alexa, call me an Uber. You know, she doesn't work on that. I wasn't able to understand the question I heard.