 As some of you have observed over the last few weeks, Minus Tech Tips' content just hasn't been very good. And while some of you have bought into the plausible explanations we've offered to this, like, oh, we're busy working on Scrapyard Wars Season 4, others haven't been so easily fooled. But the time for clues and hints is over. And it's with great pleasure that today I will finally reveal to everyone the reason for all the crappy content. I mean, warming pizza with a computer? Painting your video card? So effective today I'm announcing my retirement from making YouTube videos and an exciting agreement that we've reached with NVIDIA to acquire Linus Media Group and all of its assets. Now some of you may be wondering why I decided to make this dramatic move. But I'm sure to others the answer is obvious. I'm just plain out of ideas. But the good news is that NVIDIA has lots of their own ideas for how to revitalize the channel while selling more video cards and reducing overhead to increase the new NVIDIA Media Group's profits. For example, we can liquidate all our other tablecloths. This is the only color we'll need now. Tech Quickie videos will encode faster than ever. There'll be no need to replace the background with a white one. And of course, we won't have to review products with RGB lighting anymore because there's only one color that we need. And while I know that some of you will be worried about what this means for our unbiased editorial content in the future, I want to assure you that everything you loved about Linus Tech Tips will remain exactly the way it was, just with a little more green. To the future, boys!