 Linus Tech Tips coverage of Computex 2013 is powered by Western Digital. Our trusted gaming gear partner is Corsair Vengeance, and our trusted retail partner is NCIX.com. Did you have this one? Yeah, I had that one. I thought you should have had the other one. I'm sorry, can I change to this one? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Here, one, two, three. Thank you. Thank you. You want to try the other one? Someone should drink it. I can hold two. How about I love you? How about I say no? Say no. I do. Say I do. Okay. I didn't think this picture would be this. One, two, one, two. Thank you. You're welcome. Good job, Slik. Thank you. Okay, so here we are at the night market. We're discussing... Thanks for that. Hey, have you learned how to censor yet? No, go away. So there's like... Screens and stuff. She got this. All right. Tomatoes. Tomatoes on a stick. Hold on, what is this supposed to mean? It doesn't mean anything. It just means it's cool. How about stinky tofu? So I'm going to try it. I'm going to try it. How about stinky tofu? So I started to feel sick. I think I wasn't the only one. So we moved on. We're going to try Taiwanese fried chicken. We're definitely going out of the box on this one. Yeah, exactly. It smells like a pungent mix of livestock, manure, and cute all at the same time. Yeah, it's like accidentally pretty not cool. It's really gross. I'm hoping the Taiwanese fried chicken is like... Really good. That was really not good. Yeah, it was really not good. Here's the pink and purple guns that obviously everybody needs. Oh, there's one on the wall over there. I wonder if it's like tied down. I guess we'll find out. Nope. All right. So only $4,500. $4,500, whatever those are. $150. $150. That's not too bad for like a pink gun. I could like pose with it. Bikini. Probably be appropriate. It's the only one I actually like. It's the pink one. Tell me more about how you're a wuss. It's really hot. The water's too hot for your feet there? It is, man. Yeah, too hot. I feel like they're red. Oh, your feet are red? Poor little baby. So this is my first foot massage. There's my ugly feet. Apparently I get 30 minutes of foot massage. There's slick, ugly feet. So this will be new and different. Okay. There's Diesel hooking up the camera with all the, you know, new monitors that are attached to it. And here's B-roll. Hello. Our B-cameraman and slick. Our B-host. All the water. Our B-host that looks way better than me now. That's a nice tie clip you've got there. Thank you, sir. It is a really nice tie clip. That is a very nice tie clip. Can't focus on it, mind you. It's too shiny and awesome. That didn't work at all. Let's try this again. We're not quite sure whether this is, um, whether this is like God touching whoever it is or if it's ET. But it's one of the two. We're quite certain of that. ET has a lot of cultural significance here in Taiwan. So I'm actually not quite sure what they were going for here. I don't know if PC is for personal computer or if it's for political correctness because this is the first time I've ever seen Asian Superman. Why are you so excited about this exactly? Well, for one, there are two booths over there. That means two people are going to be playing. Who? I don't know. I do know that there will be two casters here are toast-est and tasteless. And, oh my God, this is going to be awesome. It's kind of like riding a bike around on the computer I show for. That makes sense. It does make sense. I mean, if you want to get somewhere more quickly, sure. Yeah. So the taxi pickup evidently requires me to keep going straight and then go around this way. Or I could go the way diesel went, which is clearly faster. So I think our cab driver is actually watching TV right now. You see the GPS is up there on the left and that just appears to be like a show. I mean, we haven't crashed yet. Sort of like Wild West in terms of this. There's a whole episode of South Park about like ear sex. I think there was. Diesel just said that there's no such thing as a wrong hole. Yeah, we're discussing Terran Southern because... Hi Terran Southern if you're watching this. I'd really doubt it. Hi Kanye West if you're watching this. So Linus, how is your fanboy Starstruck, you know, fangasm with Anant. You know what? I think that there are much, much less awesome people that I could be Starstruck by. Like, I don't know, there's this weird gamer that hasn't won Jack-all in the last while that Diesel's like nerdgasming over. What's his name? Like Stinking Prime or something like that? He's Stinking Prime and he was huge in Starcraft 1. Yeah, did you hear that word was? That's from his biggest fan, so that should be all you need to know. He's building up the suspense. That's what he, that's his plan. He's gonna be the comeback kid. Exactly. He'll be the comeback king. Yeah. He'll change from Rain King Prime to Comeback King Prime. Comeback King Prime because you're so far gone now that it's almost hopeless. I also want to note just randomly that we just spent 30 seconds driving in the middle of the road. Awesome. In the middle of two lanes. That's not the first time that's happened. It's being economic. That is actually a really normal thing. Two lanes is enough. If you can turn it into green. Well no, they don't treat it like- Even if unofficially. It works. It's not two lanes though, it's one lane because you drive in the middle of both of them. I wasn't even recording any of that. All the time. Oh crap, yeah. Okay, show me the door. I apparently wasn't recording. I just threw it in. You just fixed the door handle? Okay, well B-roll ripped the door handle off. Unintentional. Because he's just a brute of a man and then slicks a carnivore and that somehow relates to his strength. And I'm summarizing what was actually really funny the first time around. We thought you were recording, but we're not actually recording the last time. This is a true comedy of errors right now. You can tell the story now. Well apparently just because I looked a certain way, everyone assumes that I'm the one who speaks Mandarin here whenever I'm paired up with- As opposed to him. They assume you speak Mandarin. I'm so horrible. I feel so bad. Oh, it's kind of weird because they'll just keep talking to me. I'll be like- You don't even look Chinese though. No. No. Okay, so tell me about this. You used to cut your own hair. Yeah. I used to just cut my own hair. Okay. Why? Because it was cheap, it was fun. It was fun. Yeah. It was fun to look like a homeless person. Oh, hey. Nobody knew I cut my own hair. So that just means I did a good job. Or it means they were too like- Nope. Too polite to tell you. Was that when you had purple hair? You had purple hair? Blue and green. Blue, okay, and green. Yeah. Oh, that's a lot better then. Okay. Join the club.