 Where are we going? What? Oh, Samsung Developer Conference. I never know where to look. I think it's over there. I know where I can find the lens. I always want to look at the person I'm talking to. And then I have this staring off into the distance list. I don't want to look too good anymore. There's Tim Horton. There's Cinebomb. You could just eat Cinnamon Buns in Swayland. Good. I mean, heck no. We're like reenacting this because he had the wrong camera on last time. Yes. Speak to the script. There's Burger King over there, except not over there. It's over there. Last time we tried this, we were... Okay, whatever. Got a walker. It's awful. I got the chicken grilled thing. I don't like my fries. What do we do? We are going to board our plane, we think. Our boarding group has already boarded, but I'm pretty sure the plane is still on the tarmac. Wait, why didn't we get up soon? I don't know. I don't know. On the plane. We got bumped up to the economy bus, though. Yes. Oh, we just landed. Where are we? San Francisco. What? What? All right. Where are we going? All right. Where are we going? A banking plane. Which one? There's only 10, so we'll just guess. Where are we going? San Francisco. San Francisco. Where are we going? San Francisco. San Francisco. What's the hell, Tim? All right. Where are we? I can't believe we just paid $55 for that ride. I mean, do cab drivers not know that I'm on my phone checking to see if they take a route that's congested or not? It was actually $50. $55, I did a tip. We're in a restaurant, and, uh... F***ing real. Did get real... F***ing folks and people getting kicked out. Oh, I haven't been kicked out yet. I said getting kicked out. You don't know that yet. I think it's happening very quickly. All I want is some food after the flight. I know. I don't even understand what half the things on the menu are. What is a vegetali? More police show that. I don't know what's happening. More police show that. Hi. Twice as many police. Yep. And we still don't know what we want to order. Hey, we got our food. Yeah, mine has avocado in it. I took the avocado off the Ed's burger, which originally had the avocado. And I did want avocado, but that's fine. I don't care. Cops left. Oh, no, they're still there. Somewhere. But they're not here. Oh, my God, we have our own rooms. This is my room. All right, first warning. Where are we? Where are we going? On our way to the center, we decided to walk because it's very close. That's a terrible idea. Everyone's all dressed up like, and I'm wearing my cardigan and stickers and flannis and flannis. That's what it's supposed to mean. You know what it means. We arrived at the thing. What's going on? We got our badges, and we're heading upstairs. Oh, hold on, wrong escalator. Other side. Other ear, this way. All right, we don't know how to use escalators. All right, who are the people behind us? Oh, well, that's Yuna from Samsung and Hugh from also Samsung. I saw the hall, but it's still early. So we're going to eat first. There's apparently two press breakfasts. Yeah, he works with me. All right, where are we? This place is good. Look at this, it's like breakfast. Wait, cut me out of the shot. Okay, well, you have to turn with me. It's like I'm on a ride. Where are we? We're going to the keynote. It is the, no, it's not the end of the great. It's kind of like kickoff. Hello. Good morning. What's the keynote? Do you think you know what we're going to do? Oh, we're not sure. We're in line for it. We're not going to eat either. What are we doing? We're checking out the Gear VR. On the Gear VR through a selfie stick. How's this going to work? I don't know. I think that I can fit five on my wrist. And I'm waiting for an answer on the battery life for the Gear 360. This is what I did to be half my time. How long do you have to wait? Let me check for you. All right, what are we doing? Lunch time. I got turkey. I also got turkey. You copied me. Yeah, I did. All right? Yeah. So what are you doing? I am setting up for an interview with Tom Thune. So what are you doing? I'm setting up for an interview with Tommy Thune. From Kiss? Yeah. I think that for that, I won't do the tongue thing. That's awful. What are you doing? I'm setting up for an interview with Tommy Thayer. From Kiss? Yeah. I don't even know how to do this. Hey, what are we doing? Selfies with Flo Rida. What are we doing? We're finding out what San Francisco's healthiest pizza is. That sounds terrible. We're at a sunset party. Awesome view. Too bad we just ate. Hey, we're on the dance floor. We're the only ones. The underworld is playing. We're not sure who that is, but developers like it. The main event's arrived. Go edit this up, Dave, though he's dancing. I'm so excited to join in on this. Good morning San Francisco. What are we doing? Following our dreams. All the way to the convention center. That's not where my dreams are, but I'll come with. I've lost a badge, so we're going to the information desk. I could be eating breakfast. Hey, kids, we can eat breakfast. Whatcha doing? I am standing in a VR room. What's shaking? Not much. Why are we doing an update then? No, we're planning all the shooting we're doing for today, and we finished the VR demo. You broke their gun. I did break it. I didn't know what we were doing. What just happened? I just dropped this camera on the way out of that VR demo. Moment of truth. Hey, it works. All right. What are we doing? We just finished shooting all of the A-roll for our videos. This is my trash can. I use it to put my laptop on so I can look at my scripts. Cheating. All right. What are we doing? We're returning our garbage can because that's what responsible citizens do. Oh, responsible citizens don't take trash cans seriously. All right. What are we doing? We're behind the curtain. Back curtain. And we got food. Yeah, and food. Are we staff? Why are we here? Why are we here? What are we doing? Hey, we got tokens for the slot machine. Gambling is bad. It's not gambling if you don't buy the token. Wow. Give me that. Give me my phone. No, no. Put the token in. We won nothing. My turn. Gambling is bad. But fun. I won nothing. All right. So we're trying to get to the pier. We're going to take a car, but there's all these bikes. Seems like a terrible idea. So Linus thought it would be a good idea to rent bikes even though he doesn't ride a bike and has never ridden in traffic. All right. So I just found Linus after being a bit confused. What happened? You know what's funny about this? We're only like six blocks from the hotel. All right. So we found the bridge. Yeah. Not the right bridge. It's a little bit of a gate bridge, but it's a bridge. Progress. Linus is full of terrible ideas. Well, we made it to Pier 39. And now we have to walk our bikes because he didn't look up where the nearest bike share was. And apparently, it's like a mile back. So it's one keychain for five or three for $13. This freaking guy lets me go in and buy two keychains for $10. Doesn't tell me he even wants one. Doesn't contribute. Hey, wait, no. I said I wanted one back there, too. Then on top of that, they give him one for free because I already bought two. And he goes and picks the same one I picked out for my daughter. All right. What's going on, Linus? So after getting lost, getting lost again, thinking we were pulled over by the cops, getting lost again, and then finding out there was no return station at the place we were trying to go, we are finally rid of the devil bikes. And we require a beverage and an Uber back to our hotel. What are we up hitting for? Well, we're done walking. We never found a beverage. And we're just going to go back to the hotel because there are lots of corner stores there. Yay, adventure. What? It's 530 in the morning and we're going home. 528 and we had to pay the airport. We had to pay surge pricing to get here. 1.2X is 420 in the morning. Okay, no, that actually makes sense because there aren't that many people. So they have to incentivize having Uber drivers out at that time. We should be incentivizing people to take an Uber at that time. This chicken teriyaki was disappointing. It's okay. A little disappointing. On the way home, it's over. Bye bye, San Francisco. I'm going to get rid of this. Don't be like that.