 ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"] This is a Roomba. And this is a Dyson. This is a robot. A robot vacuum cleaner. What is better than that? And this is a vacuum I push around like a capable human being. Yeah, but this one makes my life so much better because tech. And this one is a fraction of the price of that one and also has basic vacuum stuff like a hose. Which one should you get? First, the Roomba. The Roomba has a bunch of tech inside of it, including wall sensors and an infrared receiver that basically let it size up a room and chart its own path for cleaning, even if there are obstacles in the way. That sounds a little complicated. You know what I do with this one? I push it and I avoid walls and furniture using my own eyeballs. Yeah, but the best part about a Roomba is that it's a robot. You don't have to do anything. You just set it on a schedule and then when you're at work, you're out with the kids or whatever you're doing, the Roomba does all the cleaning for you. Does it go upstairs? It does not do that. So how do you clean multiple levels of your house? Well, you just pick it up and set it up upstairs or you get another Roomba. Wait, get another one? How much does that cost? Okay, Roombas can be a little bit expensive. This one, the Roomba 790, can be found online right now for around $500, but some of the more high-end models, like the new one with Wi-Fi, can cost as much as $900. That's a lot of money. Do you know how much this one costs, your basic run-of-the-mill Dyson, the DC33? $250. Yes, but does it come with a remote? The Roomba has a remote. Okay, so there's no remote with this Dyson, but I'm willing to bet that my dustbin is bigger than yours. This holds 2.3 liters of dirt and dust. What does that hold? This one is a little bit smaller, but it's really easy to remove and dump, which I'm guessing yours isn't. Also, the battery never runs out in this because it's plugged into the wall. Don't you have to charge the Roomba? Yeah, but it finds its way back to the charging dock by itself when it's finished cleaning. Also, it makes this triumphant little brr brr brr brr brr brr brr noise when it's done cleaning, which frankly is just adorable. And I still don't understand how you clean messes or get into small corners with a Roomba. Oh, it has a spot cleaning mode, and you just press a button on the top here and it will spot clean for you. Let me ask you a question. When's the last time you actually vacuumed? I vacuum a fair amount. I mean, I like, unless I forget, or I'm working or grocery shopping and all that, but I mean, I vacuum. Right, right, exactly. Also, this thing is great if you have pets. Do you have pets? You look like you maybe have a lot of cats. I actually do have a pet, and you know what I can do with the Dyson? I can vacuum pet hair off of the couch, or I can clean in small corners, or I can vacuum the curtains. I mean, you can't vacuum the curtains with a Roomba. Oh yeah, well, people name their Roombas. I mean, they love their Roombas so much they actually give them nicknames. Like, this one is named Truman after the Truman Show. What do you call that thing? A Dyson, because I'm a grownup. Look, Roombas are great. There's a reason why people love them, myself included. I mean, aside from the fact that they're so expensive that you kinda wish you would go to the fridge and get a beer for you, they're pretty cool technology. They run on their own. You never have to push a vacuum around yourself. They keep the floors and the carpets clean with the push of a button, or with a remote, or through an app. If you can afford it, I highly recommend it. Okay, I have to admit, Roombas are pretty cool, but just know that they're not going to do everything. Most people I know who have a robot vacuum cleaner end up buying either a second vacuum or a pretty powerful dust buster, just to get in corners and clean couches and curtains and other things that a Roomba just won't do. So I would just keep that in mind before you spend that much money on a robot vacuum cleaner. Also, did I mention it's adorable? This is a Roomba, and this... Pfft! Ha ha ha ha! Ow! Ha ha ha ha!