 So we're in Union Square right now, and we're going to ask people what sci-fi gadget do they most want in their real life. I think it's the Minority Report touch screen. Josh thinks it's teleportation. Michael Shane thinks it's... Do you sniff pears? I don't know. Joshua Dupolsky. Oh. Hey. Hi. I'm convinced people are going to say Minority Report. David Pierce? No one's going to say that. Minority Report. No one's going to say that except nerds. Well, we're going to find out. Right now. I think people are going to say Teleporter. What gadget from sci-fi would you most want in your real life? Teleportation machine. Teleporter. I need the transporter from Star Trek. I'd have to say teleportation. Teleportation. Convenient. Everybody's saying teleportation. New York's a bunch of lazy people. Yeah. Communicator. I would love a communicator. Yeah? So you're able to speak to everyone and sort of break down walls that they have. I loved the Jetsons. Okay. And I loved when she got up in the morning and she was ready in five seconds because the machine came over her. Maybe some sort of device that would take my thoughts and put it on paper. The Quick Quotes Quill, I think is what it's called. I would want to fly. Who doesn't want to fly? Sure. Would it be a jet pack or would it just be like a supernatural innate ability? I think a jet pack would be cool. Something that would subliminally produce happiness. Just that if you wanted it, you requested it, you got it. You'd just be happy right now. Yeah. Do you want to draw us a picture? I'll do a drawing of you. Can you draw us the future? Draw me in the future where I'm happy. Are you not happy now? No, I'm so miserable. Where would you go right now if you had a teleporter? Hawaii. That's a good idea. What if you had a teleporter, then you had like an hour of nausea after every time you teleported? That's fine. You're still cool with that? Well, it's better than six hours of nausea on a plane, isn't it? Yeah, but that's like low-level nausea. Bird. Plane bird. Right. Maybe the gadget's within you, you know? Who are you? Are you a gadget? No, I'm a human being, but this term gadget being a mechanism to produce something is all within ourselves, you know? I guess I think of technology as like gadgets, like watches and WXGA touch screen. So bad for me. I think people just want their lives to be better. They want to love each other and they want to be in Hawaii right now. They want to end slavery of the mind and literally. And I think that's pretty awesome. But I still want a hoverboard, Josh. Teleporter. Teleporter. That's what I want. You heard it here first. Michael Shane says he wants a holodeck for sex. That's pretty good, my dear.