 It's Thursday, October 24th, 2013. I'm Dan Berg, the keeper of the keys at The Verge. Hey, can I get the bathroom key? Yeah, just 90 seconds on The Verge. YouTube is preparing its own music subscription service. Billboard reports that the service will work similar to Spotify, but with an added video component. Sources close to the project say the service could launch by the end of the year. If the reports are true, you'll be able to either subscribe to Google's YouTube music service, or Google's other music subscription service. Wait, what's the difference? Blackberry's BBM app is now available for iOS and Android, and all the kids are saying the exact same thing. The app's page in the Google Play store has been tarnished by hundreds of seemingly fake user reviews. Though the star ratings differ, all the reviews have the same grammatically incorrect phrase. Blackberry said it had no part in the so-called AsterTurfing, and the phrase has become something of a meme. A very, very nerdy meme. And finally, the Jedi is returning. Or at least the guy who wrote it is. Lawrence Kasdan is taking over writing duties on the upcoming Star Wars Episode VII, along with director J.J. Abrams. The change of writers should come as exciting news to fans of the series. Kasdan helped write the screenplays for both The Empire Strikes Back and The Return of the Jedi. Unfortunately, fans will have to wait until 2015 to visit a galaxy far, far away. And that's it for today's top stories. Coming up tomorrow, I audition to be on The Price is Right. An iPad 2. One hundred dollars, Drew. Four hundred f***ing dollars?