 So today's video is gonna be a lot of fun. We actually came in on the weekend and cleaned out the server room, and one of the things that I noticed was that these shelves, which are supposed to be the shelves that hold the pending projects for our writing sta- Wow, indelible marker. These shelves- We all wish that would come off easier too. Which are supposed to hold the projects for our writing staff, basically haven't even been looked at in months, and so I was watching other YouTube videos, I wasn't really watching them, I was more scrolling through titles and thumbnails, and I saw someone's video, something about extreme declutter, and you know what? I was inspired. We're gonna do extreme tech declutter, and James is gonna be my love ass. It's short for lovely assistant. Storyblocks Video Blocks offers you studio quality stock video clips for a fraction of the cost. Check it out today at the link in the video description. So when you say declutter, you mean- I mean everything that we are never actually gonna make a video about needs to come off these damn shelves. Thermaltake pumps, Jake. This looks more like a monitor bracket to me. Wow, this is- oh, this is from RGB water cooling. This is like- why is it on whose shelf? It's on James's shelf. I didn't put it there. So here's the plan then. We're just gonna take this James bin, and we're gonna make it into a things James will have to deal with off-camera bin. What is this? Oh, you're gonna love this. An Atari hat? Not just an Atari hat, a hat with speakers in it. Hey, that's creepy. What's the point though? Is it a webcam? I think it's like a selfie camera. Oh yeah, it's kind of- Yeah, no, it's like kind of hard to- What is the rhythm? This is the exact same situation. I was like, no thanks, not at this time. And they were like, ah, let's try it. And so that is like a personal biometrics recording device. I don't even know what it measures. I tried to look it up, it's all- It doesn't have a bot. It's all acronyms. No, this is an engineering sample. Oh, we ended up with serial number one, and we never did anything with it. Okay, we should make an eBay pile. A legal keypad for lawyers on the move. Meet the legal pad. You can press half the key down without actually activating the switch. Oh, I'm not impressed. So this one's much city too, but you can see it's a normal QWERTY, but on the numpad side, it also has all these weird little legalese symbols so that you can more easily write contracts and stuff. It's a lawyer keyboard. It's a lawyer keyboard for lawyers who don't feel like being able to hit their enter key with their pinkie. Yeah, it's American legalese with an ISO- European freaking layout. Brilliant. Oh my god, is this a wireless music light bulb? You know what we should do? We should get the audience through their upvotes in the comments to pick four items for the next HandiTech Under 100. So this will be a candidate. What are these? Is this an entire pile of keyboards? Yes. And it's a split keyboard. Oh. So there's like a telephone wire kind of cable that connects them. Yeah. And they connect with these magnets. Those are the contact points and then these are steel rails. So it's a pretty sturdy connection. Yeah, once it's on there, that's not bad. And were we just- were we going to review it and then just didn't get around to it? Exactly. It's a nice keyboard. It's got- there's different switch types you can order. Most of them are Kales, but you can get cherry, I think greens and whites or something clear. Oh, interesting. The- yeah, that's one of the coolest things is when it's split apart, you can get these other modules that you plug onto here that give you- that give you like thumb controls. Touchpad, track point, track ball. So those are all for the right side. Yes. And then on this side, you can get one that's like a- just a cluster of keys. Maybe someday we'll do a review. $225. And the modules are 60 bucks. Did they just send us all the tilting stuff but none of the modules? Those modules are so cool. Yeah. Ultimate hacking keyboard if you're watching and you want to send us even more expensive stuff- That we might never do anything with. Then that's on my wish list. What is the Keezy and how old is this? I think it's supposed to just look old. It's- these things are awesome actually. So if you have a fob for your apartment, you can program it onto here and it can learn up to four different low frequency RFIDs, like the 125 hertz thing. So let's say you're an Airbnb slumlord and you're like, Airbnb slumlord and you have five or four different apartments, you can put them all on one fob. How much is this? 40 bucks, 44, 45 bucks. Okay, so we can throw this in the Handitec under 100 candidates. The Keezy. Oh god. Yeah, that's eBay. The system is broken. No, because this is to be dealt with. This- we're not eBaying this bracket. What was this bin gonna be? Oh, that was probably gonna be the Handitec bin. Okay, so this is the bin to reconcile later. Boom. Oh, you failed. You're supposed to write that and then look up in the camera so the editor could put sunglasses on it. Okay, we'll reenact it. Deal with it. So this is a webcam cover for privacy. It's a privacy cover. It slides and they were nice enough to make Linus Tech Tips branded ones. So here's your shout out, Stiegel. So your shelf was actually pretty clean. That was the easiest one. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure about this one. Yeah, I'm not dealing with this guy's stuff. Oh, you are. This? Anything? No. He gets his own bin. They get their own reconciled bin. You volunteered to help. Oh my god. That is for a build that we've been planning to do for over a year. But, uh, well. It has a Ryzen 5 1600X in it. The build literally got outdated and we were thinking about actually doing it. Yeah, like I said, over a year. Pretty sure it was Halloween last year that we first started looking at this. Eight mags of EDO RAM. Good thing that's on the shelf taking up valuable shelf real estate. Okay, I actually know the story behind this. So this is a motherboard for the bare bones super micro server that we used for 10 gamers or 8 gamers, depending how you count it, one CPU. Oh my god. So half of your shelf is stuff from Brian's basement. We need to do a Tech Hoarders episode on Brian's basement. Remember the guy from the like, uh, electric car charger video? Hello. Is this an actual Commodore 64? Yes. Does this work? As far as I know. Actually, this would be a cool sleeper. Is that an Apple II? Uh, 512K as far as I know. You get one shelf for DOS gaming PC. Okay, anything that doesn't fit on the one shelf goes back to Brian or FreeGeek or whatever. So you heard it here first, guys. We're doing a DOS gaming PC. It was supposed to be a surprise. Well, it's not anymore. What is this? Oh, that's the cheapest monitor. Oh, this is the cheapest monitor on Amazon, right? Oh my god. We should do this video. Yeah. Alex, shall we have a look at your shelf? Oh, let's. Why don't we start with this? So that's the singularity. I know what it is. I'm just for the viewers that might not know. Be careful with that. It's one of a kind. No, I think he's made quite a few at this point. Well, yeah, but this is the first prototype. So is this the way we should be treating it then? Oh my god, you're getting a call. Hold on. Hold on. Hello, this is James' answering service. Hello. Hi, good evening. We are Canada's radio and television radio company. Today, you can provide your wonderful input to the television and radio broadcasters by agreeing to answer a few questions related to media usage in your home folks. But I've contacted you on your cell phone. So I would like to ensure that it's safe for you to take this call. Are you able to take the call for the moment? Sorry, I'm driving. Sorry about that. I gotta go. Bye. There are still SSDs in here. Yep. What the hell? Are these the 850 Pro 1 terabytes? These are labeled. That's what these are, isn't it? Probably. These are labeled missing in the system. Oh. What the hell, man? You solved. This has been here for like six months. You're always so negative. This is just found two missing SSDs. Do you know how much these were worth when it was lost? Do you know how much they're worth now? About the same? No. Alex, this is where all the Noctua industrial PPC fans are. Alex. All right, what's this? Is this just the box for this blade? Thumbs up, retweet if you want these. What is this? That's from the Rave PC. But it still has a fully functional laser light show. I think it's sea waste. Do you think so? I do. We needed a laser light show the other day. Can we use this? No, because yeah, we couldn't find it. Reservoir and pump. Yeah, that's going to be super your problem to figure out where the packaging is for it. There we go. Nailed it. All right, smart guy. Then where's the package for this one? Yeah? More harder question. Yeah, you think? Also, remember how I was running around the office looking for one of those Molex to AC power adapters that are $40 each that we ordered more of to replace them today? Well, here's one. Gillson, there's a bin over there. This whole thing is it? Yeah, that whole thing is one adapter. I got a cable tie. Thank you. Go through stuff. Oh my God, this is like almost as bad as Anthony's. This is the ITX form factor PC from like a decade ago, which you can consider popping into your system. After it, I was. Yes. No, I wasn't. Yes, you said it's not completely stupid. Okay, Windows XP. Okay, me saying something is not completely stupid is not the same as me considering putting it in my car. So basically it's a computer that goes in your dash. Into a mini-dine. Yeah, gently. Man, what even? This is gift wrapped lighting because the stock header tube was like too bright. So maybe custom like this. Yeah, dog. Is that Mushkin red lines, baby? Yeah, dog. Okay, so this board needs to go back to whichever kind viewer sent it to us. Yeah. Gentle, this is my price graphics card collection. Why is it here? Because I never took it home after it was displayed in LTX. That was six months ago. I know, I am well aware. It's a graphics card with ethernet jacks all over the back of it. Yeah, we'll explain that later. Why do you still have all these old-ass gaming machines? And why are they all here? All of them are here. Answer is 42. Do you have any gaming PCs at home left? Yes, they're not as old, but quite as obsolete. Show me the hand strength. It flexed a little actually. Weird flex, but okay. With flex, but okay. Ah! Oh my God, it still has the peel on it. No, no, I can't. This is like, this is vintage sh** in here, man. You can't peel that. They're all on. Oh, this was the board to have when I was getting into being a PC nerd. So this is the old WD Velociraptor. This was the pinnacle of hard drive performance back in those days. Back when hard drive performance was not an oxymoron. Oh my God, 2006, Pipe Dream products thing. You know what? I'm gonna do it. Pipe Dream. Do it. What did you say? You ever seen one that big before? Only in my dreams. There's the hecky and the key. All right. All of it. All of it. Balls don't go in the mouth. Oh, God. Oh, it doesn't taste very good. Jake's is actually not as bad as I thought it was gonna be. My expectation for him was very low. It's because he takes his junk and puts it on other people's shelves, like that part straight from the beginning. You gotta wait for the camera to actually be rolling. No, it's like he's actually this annoying all the time. This is copper tubing. Why does it say RGB build? It says copper tubing build there. You actually did a good job of putting away the cooler for your card sort of mostly. What? That's an excellent job. I blame James. You blame James. James, what is your rebuttal? He was too lazy to put it up in 101, so he dumped it in my hands and then I put it on my shelf in the meantime. You didn't even tell me what this was for. I literally get it. I asked you and then I was like, oh wait, I don't need it. And then you're like, oh, well, too bad. You got it. And then you walked away. You give me a hangout. That's what happens. You still have that wall mount thing. Here's the proper one. That only arrived today. Where's the bin? You know what? I'll do a favor. I'll put this back on the shelf for you. Do me a favor. What a guy. Do yourself a favor. Well, that was dumb. I haven't made this worse. That was entirely your fault. Okay, so this is basically just a bin of garbage. Yeah, sure. Inside another bin. Of garbage. That's not garbage. That's an LTT edition fan. Which brings us finally to the cleanest and most organized of all the shelves. All right, Linus, how do you explain this? Someone's screwing me over here. No. Ow. Why'd you step on my toe? Oh, what are you wearing? Socks and sandals that work? So basically, this is completely like working. Is it still dripping? And like ready to go. It's been upgraded to a GTX 1070 that hasn't actually been submerged yet because the other one like sparked in the middle of a video that we're making about it. The motherboard's been replaced as well. The motherboard's been replaced as well, I think. Yeah, it's the original power supply. So the issue we had was that the case for it. You can drop it right on my toes. I'm wearing real shoes. Oh yeah, those are going to protect your toes so much. No, no, the audience believes me. It is leaking. Oh God. There's been oil all over the floor. Oh crap. That's real nuts. No, it's still leaking now. Oh God. Put in the bag. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's why that bag was there. Thank you. Don't get your socks wet. Okay, so here, I'm going to put this here then. Yeah, that's okay. Okay, so the problem was that the outer acrylic aquarium for it was leaking. We actually solved that problem. So here's the original castle and everything that was inside it. This paint held up surprisingly well. It's mineral oil, by the way. And this is actually a new aquarium that Puget Systems gave us out of their reception room because their mineral oil PC finally died. And so they dropped this off for us, I think. Is this the one they dropped off for us, Jake? That's the one they brought to my house. Yeah, so this one is new. So it's just a matter of putting it back together. And I've had it on my shelf because I thought maybe it's a video, but it seems like a short video. Literally just taking that, putting it in there. Yeah, we could stream it. Yeah, we could just maybe upgrade it again. Let us know in the comments. You want to see mineral oil resurrected live stream? That'd be pretty sweet. Dang. Okay. Yeah, so in that case, yes, this is an active project. He'll say anything to keep this stuff on his shelf. Well, I just, I don't want to get rid of it. It's got a lot of sentimental value to me. So when did that video go up? I think we have a new record here. Before any of you worked here. If you guys worked here before, you probably have had older stuff too. All right, so that's the benefit of if you like something a lot, he says, Oh, well, just, yeah, it's technically an ongoing project. We're going to make a video out of it. Yeah. No. Everyone else who works under you has to take their stuff and pack it in. Take their stuff and pack it up. Literally the definition of an ongoing project. We're going to make a video about it. You decide who makes the video. We're going to live stream it on Friday. One of a kind. This is a prototype of an AIO cooler. Oh, God. Sh**. Landed in the mineral oil. Okay, so this is a prototype of an AIO cooler that doesn't require a pump. Oh, yes. I remember this. Yeah. So I was thinking, do you want to see a video about it? It doesn't really like work properly. It's just a prototype. It's like a proof of concept. It doesn't perform well. But do you guys want to see a video? Like it does work. No. Fine, go ahead. You try. Also this bell. Oh, you got it. I just, ow. You can't team up on me like that. That's it. I'm done. Oh, yeah? What about all this stuff in here? I was just joking. Nope, that's an exit. With Storyblocks, you can get studio quality stock video clips for a fraction of the cost. And you can download all the stock video that your heart desires from their members library, including HD and 4K footage, After Effects templates, motion backgrounds, and more. Plus, you get exclusive discounts on millions of additional marketplace clips, where you will save 40% on every purchase compared to non-members. And this is pretty cool. 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He loves free headphones. It's a gift. It's a gift and a burden. That's the best kind of gift. How do you clean up mineral oil? You basically can't. I've been like, solvent or anything? I've just been dabbing it. I think alcohol kind of works, but not really. Well, why would dancing help clean it? Get it? Dabbing? Dancing? Sort of.