 You're up. It's official. NCIX sells ShamWow now. One of my coworkers bought one and so I figured what the hey, let's do an unboxing of the ShamWow. So, you'll say wow every time according to Vince, the guy with the criminal record now because of the incident in Vegas. But don't let that take away from his credibility, okay? So, actually you know what? I'm going to go off camera. I'm going to ask my coworker why he bought this. So he claims that he bought it because apparently they're good for cleaning your bikes. So there you go. Okay, let's open up the box. Clean spills fast. Machine washable, lasts for years. Clean more and work less. These are super absorbent towels. As seen on TV, they're made in Germany. All right. ShamWow is a towel. ShamWow and sponge all in one. You can use it over and over. Wash, dry and polish. Machine washable, bleachable and will last for years. Okay, so that's pretty much the same thing that it said before. Home, car, spills, pet stains, bathrooms and more. And the directions. Okay, directions are really important. So directions. Use on everything. For best results, wash or wet the ShamWow towel before using. Something about vinegar. Pet stains. Use white vinegar to eliminate the smell. Okay. Care instructions. Let's open it up. Okay, finally, finally. We're opening up the ShamWow. So this is an eight pack of ShamWow's. You actually get... Oh, you know what? We should be doing like the ding sound effect and then I should just be gesturing as they all appear on the table. So you actually get four mini ShamWow's. Okay, there. Finally, there's another one. You get more instructions about how it cleans spills fast and four full sized ShamMys. So the full size ones are about this big. I'm gonna do some testing here. So my first benchmark will be an absorbency benchmark. So we're gonna just go ahead and fill up the brand new Shammy with as much water as we can. And then we're gonna see how much water it holds. Now they claim no drips, but I'm not entirely convinced that is accurate on account of... Okay, hold on a second. That's not bad. It's not dripping anymore. But if I put it in my hand, then it starts to drip. So okay, so now we've discovered something about the Shammy that we perhaps didn't know before. Now we'll do the old ring it out water test. So let's see how much water comes out of it. Oh, check this out. It's green water. So we're getting a little bit of the dye from the Shammy coming out with the water. So check this out. You gotta look in the sink to see the green water here. Oh yeah, green water. Very nice. Okay, okay. So now we're gonna see how useful it's gonna be for cleaning my coworker's bike here. So this is my coworker's bike. It's a lot nicer than my bike, as you can clearly see. Here, come on, come on. He's the one holding the camera today. So why don't you do some show off shots here of your bike. And I'll try not to bump it too hard, you know, because I'm not jealous or anything. So this is what he's intending to do with it. Ooh, clean. That was, that's pretty much, that's pretty much all I got. So there you have it. My unboxing of the ShamWow, lame as it may be. Don't forget to subscribe to Linus Tech Tips for no videos like this. I'm not gonna do this again.