 Welcome to my unboxing of the most ludicrous thing that I've ever found in the NCIX warehouse. This is the Anakin Skywalker alarm clock from the Clone Wars hit animated series. So yes, Anakin keeps the time in his stomach and let's go ahead and get this opened up because I think this product is fairly self explanatory. It is an alarm clock. It is Star Wars. It has a number of options including light or sleep as well as I'm just going based on the pictures that I see on the back of the box here because I have no idea how this alarm clock works. I'm gonna have to actually open it up before I have a clearer picture of what exactly we're dealing with here other than just the fact that I walked past it in the warehouse and I was like, oh it's Anakin Skywalker and he's an alarm clock. Amazing! Okay. And apparently he is held in with the force. Oh no tape. Force tape. There you go. It's like force armor but like adhesive. Adhesive force armor. Okay here we go. So on the back we find some instructions and whatnot so you can find English hopefully. Yeah there we go. Push down on the head for snooze and the light and then two AAA batteries are included with this clock so we're gonna go ahead and install those for sure. The back of the alarm clock has alarm on and off. Set the minutes, set the hours, set the time, set the alarm. Ah okay so you hold that and then press that so that's that's fairly standard. You can have a 12-hour display with the alarm active as shown and the alarm time set am, pm. Okay cool cool cool so let's uh let's get this opened up here so we've got some force strings on the back that I'm gonna go ahead and just cut because this clearly isn't gonna work for me if I even can cut them which it would appear that I cannot because they're held together by the force. Ah damn it that hurt. Okay I'm okay. I'm only bleeding a little bit. Alright Anakin that's it it's on now yeah see just a little bit. Not too bad my hands are nice and cold so it's not flowing too freely here. Although that was some pretty good stabbing with my unboxing hobo knife here. I do like stabbing people with my unboxing hobo knife. Nothing beats the unboxing life. Okay here we go. Oh yeah look at that it is a completely posable. Oh you can't turn the head or pop it off okay that's okay. So there's your snooze button. He's all like keeping a rhythm there. Okay so we're gonna go ahead and pull this out. Whoa there goes the alarm. Cool so there's the time. Here's the light. Oh we got it we got a total top light in here. Okay slick it's about to get romantic. Okay check that out. Yeah yeah hold on I'll wait for it to turn off so you guys can see what it looks like when the light turns off. There you go there you go. Okay now let's take a closer look at all the functionality back here so you can turn the alarm on and off. You can set the time set the alarm hours and minutes. You can replace the batteries here. I sure wish this plugged into the wall because then I think it would be more useful as like a permanent alarm clock because the last situation in the world you want to deal with is your alarm clock running out of batteries. And this it's criminal that it doesn't come with a Lego lightsaber for him to hold because that would take this from being like an A- product to like an A plus product right there. I mean we could try and make him a lightsaber but I think it just really wouldn't be the same. Besides everyone knows Anakin has a different color lightsaber than orange which I can't remember. It's probably blue though. Oh yeah it's blue right because he leaves it for Luke. Wow yeah I'm getting this look from Slick like I can't believe you didn't know that. Look it's a lot harder to think about these things when you're like trying to also talk about some kind of product or something. So here's Anakin doing the splits and being all like Jedi and whatnot and he's all like landing and then he's got both of his feet and then he's all like and he's all like running over video cards and he's all like your test bench I will use force lightning although he doesn't use force lightning because he's still on the good side so instead he's all like your test bench I will protect it and I think we're done here. Don't forget to subscribe.