 So did you see this, the Social Security office or agency or whatever they call themselves these days. They released administration. That's what it is. The Ministry of Social Security. The Ministry of Social Security. They released the most popular baby names. Joshua's livid in the office. Yeah, I was screaming. The names are like, the hot names are celebrity names. People are naming, they're just like, oh it's a kid, I'll name it after Adele or Jayden. Jayden is a popular name. And the rising star this year was Mason based on the child from the Kardashian show. What is it called, Neelay? I have no idea. Really? You know DVR, the show you're always talking about? No. I mean, Kim is a goddess and an angel, but I wouldn't watch her show. Anyhow, the Kardashian child. You were the one who knew that Mason was their child. I know, of course I follow Mason's story. Anyhow, at The Verge we like to say that technology culture is becoming pop culture. And so we got to thinking, as we want to do in the offices. And we thought if celebrity names are kind of moving into the mainstream, then surely some stuff from technology would move into the mainstream of baby names. It's inevitable. It's inevitable. Scientific fact, basically. And so we wanted to gaze into the future and maybe think of some names that we might see in the upcoming years. I think we came up with some very accurate results. I think these are real names that we're probably going to see because of how technology is just becoming a part of our lives. It's everywhere. It's everywhere. So let's take a look at a few of these possible future babies, as I like to call them. Oh, God. Why did I agree to this? Here's our first baby. It's a very handsome child. It's a beautiful baby. Who wouldn't want to have this baby? Very uncomfortable childbirth with the glasses on, of course. But what could this child's name be in the future? I'm thinking probably something like, I don't know, Zyborg Topolsky. That's good. Yeah, that looks good. God, why? Let's take another look at an adorable child. Shall we? Yes. Yes, I know what you're thinking. What's this baby's name? That's right. It's Optimus Epic Miller. For GLT. Touch. Touch. Touch. For GLT. Yeah. And finally, thankfully, who are these? Twins running my family. Who are these adorable, adorable? You want a name that's like a little ethnic? Are those doctors? Are those computer scientists? These adorable children are, of course, Siri Patel and her twin brother, ITV Patel, launching this fall. I can guarantee that ITV Patel will be released within two years. Your fiancee is very happy about that. And those are future baby names. Yes, real future baby names. Okay, you can turn the tone off now.