 Linus Tech Tips coverage of Computex 2013 is powered by Western Digital. Our trusted gaming gear partner is Corsair Vengeance, and our trusted retail partner is NCIX.com. Okay, so, okay, come on. Help me out with this, okay? So, 13's unlucky, okay? 13's missing. And then 4's unlucky. Four is miss- 14? Why do you have 14 then? You know, it's kind of ridiculous. It's like the place my parents live. They have no 13th floor, no floors with 4 in them, but then it goes up to 14th floor. So, it's like, okay, I'm going to go with 14th floor. I'm going to go with 14th floor. I'm going to go with 14th floor. I'm going to go with 14th floor. I'm going to go with 14th floor, and then it goes up to 14th floor. So, they have 40, 41, 42. It's like, you don't just get to make up new rules. So, our room here at the Sherwood is awesome. Check this out. There's like a place to sit. Okay, no, the place to sit makes no sense. But it's like, I don't know, you could- if you had like a really small person, then you'd have like an- maybe it's like a dog bed. I think it's like a romantic thing. Romantic thing? Where you'd like have a couple sit. Well, the bed's over there, if they want the romance. Then we've got our closet. So, that's where the safe is, including a romantic house coat. Oh, please don't open the main switch. Got it. Okay. Toilets. Aren't the toilets huge? The bathroom's huge. So, this is sort of different because- oh, another romantic house coat. So, oh, whoa. Okay. So, you could have two people showering in this bathroom at the same time, but one of them would be expected to kind of do this, and then the other one would be expected to go in the actual stand-up shower. So, it has both a bath and a shower and an additional shower for the bath, but only one sink, mind you, so you wouldn't get sort of too many- too many sort of people in here at the same time. So, the one person could be on the heated can, so there's power save functionality, seat heat, and seat sensor. And then- There's a control panel on the left. Oh, control panel. Yeah, there we go. Okay. So, what happens if we press the thing? I think you have to be on it. You have to be on it for it to work? Yeah, it has sensors. It has sensors. Well, what if you leave it on? What if you leave it on? What if you leave it on? What if you leave it on? What if you leave it on? What if you leave it on? What if you leave it on? What if you leave it on? What if you leave it on? What if you leave it on? What if you leave it on? What if you- I guess it's probably pretty powerful. They don't want you using it as like a drinking fountain. Yeah, because it can squirt over the seat. Oh. Okay, here we go. So, next, we've got two queen beds, which is much better than our arrangement at CES, where we had to have four people sharing two queen beds. Now, we have two people sharing two queen beds, which is awesome. I'm sharing a room with B-roll. We've got our TV. We've got our little cabinet here with the presumably ludicrously expensive- Ah, yes, Pringles. I'm almost afraid to touch them, just because they'll probably be poisoned. And then- Well, they'll not poison, but they'll be expensive. And oh, oh, our breakfast menu, which is brilliant because our breakfast is covered for us every day except the days of the Computex show. So, we're like, well, we're here for Computex. They're like, oh, well, then you get breakfast on this one day. We're like, oh, okay, that makes sense. Here's our desk. Here is our window. Here is B-roll's chair. And this is my chair. Boom. This is actually a super, super comfy chair. And that's pretty much it. That's our room. It's actually super, super nice. So, those butt heads left the hotel without us because we're running behind them. And we're going to have to get our breakfast. And then we're going to have to get our breakfast. So, those butt heads left the hotel without us because we're running behind them. And they didn't give us the note at the hotel, so we have no idea where they are now. We're supposed to be finding Taiwan Cellular Corp. But like, I don't know. We're in the spot now. And it's not here. Yeah. Great. So, we're lost. Yeah, basically. Okay. Oh. So, apparently this store is closed. Like forever? Thank you. Like forever. I don't know. He was just like, yeah, they're gone. So, okay. How can a hotel not have that updated already? I don't know. And apparently that's where they send slick and diesel. So. Then they must be just wandering. You have got to be kidding me. This is a great start. Have I told you how great a start this is? So here we are in Taipei. It's. 6.55. Yep. And everything is closed. We're trying to buy SIM codes. Oh, there's a card. We don't really know how things work here. It's like really confusing. Well, he beeped at us pretty immediately. Okay. And yeah, apparently he went the other way. Okay. We should go to 7-Eleven. Not if we go to 7-Eleven. Why? Because I think it's the only store that's going to be open and it's really, really humid. So we want drinks. Yeah. Rule number one. Stay hydrated. Here we are, folks. We got some like, hot drinks. This is where we are, folks. We got some like egg things going on here. And it looks like you kind of make your own sort of delicious thing. We've got some like hot dogs. This is, this isn't really that different. Seafood wraps. Sorry, seaweed wraps of some sort. Rice wraps. Yeah. Yep. Oh, look good, actually. 7-Eleven. So this is new. Well, we got another note. We are in our room. We assumed you would stay here, lol. So we've been on a wild goose chase. How long were we walked? Like away from 7-Eleven? Where's their, where's their room? 14-01. Hello. Hi. Hi. Did you guys find SIM cards? No, we couldn't get in. Did you like how the directions were to a place that the guy called the us is like gone? What? Yeah. So, so we went down there then we're like, oh, well, they're from North America. Maybe they gravitated towards the 7-Eleven. We did. I knew it. I found someone who's actually less adventurous than me. Can you walk me through the foreign delicacies that you have on your plate here? I have a, what they call back in over here, back in. Yeah. And a lot of love. Yeah. And these. So, so team, so team, potatoes, potatoes. Okay. And this was a sagas. Wow. Cool. Can you explain to me why you did this? Well I thought I would clean up this mess because the guy who did it, Linus. Sorry. Did you say slick? No, I said Linus. Slick. Why would you put sausages in miso soup? You did. Now I think this video record will prove that it was you. No. Okay, so we're heading for the second tallest building in the world. I got Jason from WD who is of course taking pictures with someone else's cell phone other than mine. Hello. Thanks man. Can you, want to get the building? Oh, gotcha. Just it's playing video right now. Cool. So yeah, we're gonna head up there which will be pretty exciting. The highest I've ever been is Hotel in Vegas which was not this high. Cool. I guess if I say the highest I've ever been is at a hotel in Vegas that could be interpreted sort of the wrong way but. Oh Taipei 101. Slick, the only building taller than you. How do we get there? We're assuming you go up. Yeah. We're going up a tall building. Okay. So we're supposed to down. Slick how are your ears doing in the world's fastest elevator? I can't see the thing tracking how quickly we're going there. One thousand meters per minute. That is quite the, wow. My ears pop like multiple times on the way up here. Is it healthy? Oh it's probably fine. So there is bigger. It's pretty cool I guess. No moving feeling. Holy crap. It's cool because how the building's built it comes out on an angle so when you look over it feels like you're actually leaning over the edge because it cones in. That is very disorienting. I mean that right there must be like what a 30 story building and this just makes it look stupid. You can see everywhere. Sorry can you tell me how normal this is? This vibration we're feeling right now? This is my first time. So the staff here on Taipei 101 is very reassuring. Everyone seems to be kind of heading for the elevator over there. Wow okay we can go. There's like people running around with messages and stuff. It's funny because we were just in there talking about how the damper made it so we couldn't feel anything. So there's just an earthquake. We just experienced an earthquake in Taipei 101. We thank you for your understanding. WD wants to go down. I think we're going down. So we're going down 89 flights of stairs. Nope we're not going down any stairs. We're going down. You know what's crazy is that's my first time. We've had probably four or five earthquakes in Vancouver in my life. That's the first time I've ever actually felt an earthquake. I've always slept through them or something. The biggest building in Taipei. That is awesome. We're down on the lower level of the damper observatory. I wish we'd been looking at the damper when our timing was almost perfect. Yeah the aftershock is coming for sure right? Yes. So it should be good. I'm just going to hide behind this dude. It's funny because if you get him from the right angle he looks really unhappy. See check this out. It's like ooooh. Yeah we're not allowed to move. The fastest elevator in the world is broken. They're not letting us walk down either. So we're basically stuck in this building. Tell me how you feel about traveling all the way around the world. I'm totally emailing your mom and telling her there was an earthquake. Tell his mom more. Slick's mom is already super mad at me for letting him go half way around the world. So the fact that we were 101 stories up during an earthquake is going to really thrill her. You know she follows me on twitter I think. I just have to tweet it. You don't think she's going to kill you. She's going to kill you not me. That's true. So you're dead. I'm fine. Fine for now. So that was a 6.5 earthquake and this is the line to go down. So I think we're out here for a bit. I think we should buy some jewelry. So the entire team is getting haircuts so that we look nice and slick for tomorrow. So we have no idea what's going on but Albert from WV here is guiding us through the process. And B-roll, Albert is his new favourite person because they've been talking shop about cameras and lenses and stuff I barely even understood the whole time they were talking. We've been told to relax while we wait for our haircuts so we've got some pretty stylish chairs and they've got a refreshing beverage. So it's a paper cup but it comes in a nice little plastic holder. I don't know what it is. It's yellow. I hope it's not for like haircuts. It's cheap. We're making sure the temperature is just right first. Not too picky. How do you want it? Full headed? Which? Shaved? No not shaved. Just short? You know what? I'll just shave it. And then we can change the light. But I need them to show me how to style it properly after. This is Diesel getting his eyebrow shaped to look his best over at the show. Let me get out of the way so you can get a better angle. You know how to censor stuff? Sorry what? Yeah there's nothing he can do right now because there's a straight edge like an inch from his face or touching it. Oh shit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.