 Okay, so today we're going to be unboxing a robot chicken calendar. We are welcoming the new year with some sort of weird off-color humor with various action figures and, you know, models of stuff. So on the back it says, We combine equal parts old school stop-motion animation, merciless parody of TV movies, pop culture and celebrity, and the twisted lunacy of co-creators and geek gods Seth Green and Matthew Seinrich. And you have Robot Chicken, the Darkly blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Okay, it's a keyboard. I mean, it's not a keyboard. What am I saying? I just unboxed a keyboard, so now I am unboxing a calendar. This doesn't actually belong to me. It actually belongs to one of my co-workers. You may or may not know who he is, but he's Taron. And he bought this the other day when they went on sale right after Christmas, because buying a calendar before Christmas is seriously, like, stupid, unless you're buying it as a gift because they're so expensive. Okay, so the first page is September, October, November and December of 2009. We have a robot lifting a clothes dryer. Alright, and then we have an alien in a funky suit made of, like, chainmail or something. Okay, cool. Now, I don't actually watch the show, so I'm not gonna get a lot of these references, but I do know that this is the weird scientist at the beginning in the intro, and this is the Robot Chicken. Okay, so here we have, for January, the Robot Chicken telethon. Alright, so, and then there's one of the creators who is laying out for us, which is very nice of him. Okay, we have Martin Luther King Day, New Year's Day, awesome. So, February, we have an alien answering the telephone. Alright, and then we have a robot apparently making love to a blender, but that may be taken out of context. Okay, next we have a guy riding a unicorn, and yeah, okay, okay. There's nothing particularly creepy or entertaining about that, but I've heard the show is very funny. I have seen a few episodes. Oh, okay, we have a raging carrot. Excellent, that's for April. That must be April Fools. Actually, April Fools Day isn't on this calendar, go figure. April the first, not there. Okay, we have the mad scientist down in the bottom corner here, and the cameraman is like totally not looking at that bottom corner here. Here, there you go, mad scientist. Okay, and then we have, oh, we have some kind of gummy bear with its foot caught in a bear trap. That is mildly amusing. Okay, then we have him swearing. Okay, he's quite upset that his foot is caught in the bear trap, and then we have the robot making love to a truck, okay, or lifting it. Okay, the cameraman says go faster. This isn't that interesting. Okay, chickens being interrogated, okay, and then we have that funky alien with the suit. All right, that's June. Then July, we have George Washington, I think, with an American flag cape and a musket standing on a rock. Okay, and then we have a guy in a poncho. Okay, that's July. And then for August, which is my birthday month, we have a giraffe in quicksand, and he can't get out. Uh-oh. And then in the bottom, we have a robot chicken. Okay, in September, this is when you go back to school, so we got a guy in his school letters here, and it's a robot. Okay, and then we have two kind of oldies-looking couple, and then we have the mad scientist with the chainsaw. Next, we have... I don't know what this is, but it seems to be zombies. Zombies of other stuff that we've seen throughout the rest of the calendar. This is the guy who was riding the unicorn, that guy right there. Okay, and then at the bottom, we have him again in a top hat. Top hats are very fashionable, apparently. All right, then we have Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz, and it's that guy again. I don't know who that guy is, but now we have the robot making love to a gas pump. Okay, and then, oh, we have a cross between Santa and Frosty. That is actually kind of creepy looking. You should zoom out so you can see this whole thing. It's like, yeah, it's Santa eating a cookie and drinking milk, but it's Frosty the Snowman. Very scary. Okay, and then for December, we have yet another robot chicken. Thank you for checking out my unboxing of the Robot Chicken 2010 calendar. Happy New Year.