 Are you really gonna be Hale for Tucker? I'm getting established in Shaw's Oh wow Hang on, I also have to tie my shoe Okay So this is it, Christmas party 2016 And I have a very special announcement for the Christmas bonus for this year In previous years, the way we've done the Christmas bonus has been pretty different. Everyone has gotten the same thing for the most part Phone plan, a trip to Mexico that was a work occasion that ended up being something we'll never do again Don't film me Oh Damn So this year Instead of trying to come up with a one size fits all We have actually Taylor picked different Christmas bonuses that we think will suit the tastes of the individuals that make up Linus Media Group as diverse as they are much better than what we've done in the past But there's going to be a twist Can I borrow your hat please? I need it We are going to be doing it Secret Santa style Oh Little do they know that while all the boxes are designed to look different They all actually contain the same thing, a late 2016 model 14 inch razor blade GTX 1060 notebook Boo yah Just have to not knock it over Mastrop is currently featuring the AKG M220 semi open studio headphones at $49.99, $110 lower than MSRP. Check it and other drops out at the link in the video description Now the people who work at LMG are pretty smart, so if we want to pull one over on them we're going to have to do more than just put laptops inside boxes of different sizes So we've got some different packaging like plastic style packaging like this that we're going to go with pillows or like bedding materials Same thing with this plastic wrapper right here. The most important thing is for people to not know that all of the gifts contain the same thing because I want to see the squabbling as they steal presents from each other thinking that one might be better than the other So they know what they all like, no one opens them We will open the wall at the end Okay, so you guys have until my watch says 2044 to go have a look at what's up here. You can't open them? You can pick them up if you'd like But then I feel like a lot of it's fake weight Oh my god Watch what my wife's opening Turns out it was a baby That's two things I think number four I was employee number four Okay, time's up Time's up Sit down, sit down I think we'll go in order of hire date for who picks names. Luke, you're first I think it says Colton It's Kate for some reason. Colton Okay, Colton, you're up Get up there, we don't have a lot of time Time's up, yes, it's time Do do do do do do do do I'd like to thank Wait, just kidding, number four Number four Oh, Colton just read somebody else's present. Wow. Good Okay Ed Yagra Luke Is there like a stage two to this? Stage two is a fight to the death to see who actually gets with him That's probably the wisest choice, I'll be honest Knowing lettuce Yeah, seriously, like the smallest one That's good Dennis Right, Dennis, you're up Five, four Three, two One Dennis, that's your crate That's my box What the hell? Is that the box? That's my box, I'm going home Nobody knows what's going on I think this one says Edzel I can read it through the back Why are they taped together? Little detail Three, two Ganya I am really surprised no one has stolen anything yet It might start now Berkel Oh, I'm up This one says Virgili Careful with that one though It's a lamp Don't drop it Oh yeah Chelsea Chelsea, are you going to draw first? Should I steal it from him? It sounds like you can't find it I think it was John and Dennis on the same day John had a better interview Wow Jake I would pick one from here, but I really like pissing Luke off What? What? I'm driving you home Oh, it's so light, I regret my decision It's probably a double bluff Probably the biggest one, he's doing that the best What? Oh no What? Dennis, you can't take from Jake and you can't take from Luke Up you go Why are you looking at deeper reassurance? I'm not going to tell you what's in it Why did you choose that one? This is my game Nick Light I know that that's not what I think it is No Because it's seven Santiago Santiago It's not Lego But I like that it's kind of in two parts So I'm just going to go with this one Pella The new guy Nobody even knows who he is Where are you from Pella? You're from Germany? Okay John Oh brilliant I'm going with 11 though Tyler you're up Tyler I'm going to take yours Mine? Wow Shimmy shimmy I just got knocked down with a You can steal or you can take one off the table Oh I built your computer many years ago Of course Got it I just can't wait until that's not a TV It's not a TV Although it is kind of heavy That's another Dennis It's a statue Okay who's next? Okay Chelsea Brandon's GV Alright Tyler You got to grab one You little troll You have to stay thematic So can I steal? You can steal from anybody You can steal from Tyler Sorry she's too Fine Sorry I'll take that one John I can take that one Alright John Someone has to take that one eventually Is he going to do it? Smell it John It's like a pillow Okay Everybody has a present So there is a Second stage More stealing Of course there's a second stage What everyone needs to do Is find An area along the outside of the room And go get cozy With your presents Are we playing musical chairs now? We're not starting yet there Everyone Face the wall Now is the time To begin unwrapping Whatever you find Keep it to yourself I shouldn't Say what it is I don't know what What is this? Is it a laptop? Is this a joke? There's like blood on here No that's not blood It's ink It's a razor Or something How are you doing there Colton? Doing pretty good man Doing good progress there I thought this was a hint I bet it's all the same All the same thing It's all the same thing isn't it? What is that? Don't get killed I'm out Okay everyone So big surprise Everybody got Brand new late 2016 Razorblade 14's Wooo All the boxes And stuff This is like random stuff from my house And a huge Merry Christmas to our viewers We did have to buy the laptops For LMG employees We did get a token discount 5% Thanks Min Lang Tan But Razor Did generously contribute An additional free of charge To this blade 14 2016 For one of our lucky viewers So guys check out the link in the video description Where you can enter to have your very own Razorblade 2014, 2016 Blade 14 I don't even know what they call them anymore But you can have your own Just like everyone who works at Linus Media Group So Merry Christmas everyone And uh It's the 1080 But it's the 512 512 storage stuff I have a $200 Walmart laptop This is awesome I'm stoked, this is exactly what I wanted This is a sticker Micro fiber cloth Thank you Linus is like Surprise surprise Everyone got Razorblade stealth And I'm like trying to grab this bag of flour Out of this I'm trying so hard To hold people off of buying laptops Bercle was going to buy one Brandon was going to buy one I was planning to buy a gaming machine My MacBook waited all day Crunchyroll, you know I heard It's kind of like a crunchy service man Crunchy means good right Well it is good, they offer the most current episodes Of new shows straight from Japan Like Re Zero or Dragon Ball Super With a large collection of the most popular Anime series like Naruto Shippuden And Bleach All the content on their site is professionally Subtitled and all you've got to do to try it out Absolutely for free Is head over to Crunchyroll.com slash Linus And you'll get 30 days of Crunchyroll Premium which gives you all the benefits of premium Like 1080p streaming New episodes of shows straight from Japan within an hour Of their premiere and being able to stream Any time, anywhere from a variety Of devices like your phone, your tablet This is sort of like a tablet but it's smaller Or game console You can continue your premium membership for only $6.95 a month So head over to Crunchyroll.com slash Linus And check it out Okay I thought it was this So I didn't know what it is I don't even know how to use this I'm glad I'm glad it's a laptop I need a laptop Oh they're desktop 1060 These are like over $2000 laptops Each So enjoy And they're always the ones that work When we're on Tris for editing Just a random note Beautiful problem