 It's Wednesday, February 19th, 2014. I'm David Pierce and I'm excited to be the one to premiere the first full-length trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy. Kimmel? Why does nobody tell me these things? This is 90 seconds on the verge I'm hosting. Facebook just picked up multi-platform messaging service WhatsApp for $16 billion. Over 450 million people use WhatsApp every month. Its total messaging volume, Facebook says, is nearly the same as standard text messaging. Facebook's been looking for a killer messaging service for years and it may have just bought one. Facebook says WhatsApp will continue to operate independently and retain its own brand, which sounds a lot like how it's been treating the Instagram acquisition. Google Glass is still new to most of the world and because of that, Google has a few general etiquette suggestions. The company has posted a list of do's and don'ts for members in its Explorer program and it's largely based on feedback from the current group of so-called explorers. The do's include taking advantage of voice commands and using screen lock to prevent anyone from using Glass without permission. Google's main point, however, is to not be a creepy glass hole saying all it takes is one person using Glass the wrong way to turn off business owners and curious onlooker. Finally, Kanye West is teaming up with author and professional internet troll Brett Easton Ellis for a movie. While the script has since been written, Ellis isn't providing any additional details saying, quote, it's in Kanye land. I can only imagine the kind of beautiful, dark, twisted fantasy nightmares that go on there. And that's it for today's top stories. Coming up tomorrow, I audition for the role of Hawkeye in the upcoming MASH musical. It's gonna be specta- I almost had it. It's gonna be specta-