 You guys asked for this in my community's choice PC video and here it is. But I took things to a whole new level and actually ordered 10 of the top non-tech gems I found in my 7,000 line Excel sheet. Some are wicked awesome, some ended up being kind of lame. But what they all have in common is that they were ordered through the Amazon links under our videos by someone in our community. So here we go. Cooler Master's MasterCase Maker 5 features their freeform modular system allowing you to customize, adjust, and upgrade. Make it yours at the link in the video description. Let's start with the one that most of you are probably wondering about right off the bat. What book is he reading? It's William Shakespeare's The Empire Strike-eth Back. A $10 retelling of the epic tale of the rebellion's darkest times in iambic pentameter. Too bad it ended up getting pretty old within a few pages. Not really recommended unless you're mostly interested in it as a shelf dressing piece that tells everyone who sets foot in your bathroom what a literary nerd and Star Wars fan you are. All at the same time. Our next item looks to be an absolutely killer value for anyone who wants to have an extremely clean butthole this holiday season. I mean sure the Astor CB1000 bidet doesn't turn your toilet into one of those heated seat padded auto flushing thrones that are all over the place in Japan. But it also costs a small fraction as much at a mere 25 bucks, requires no power, and installs in about half an hour. Presto clean buttholes for all LMG staff. Thanks Amazon shopper. The next one is, I don't know, there's really not much to it. It's a bag of 50 microfiber cloths. Inside the bag you'll find 50 80% polyester 20% polyamide microfiber cloths which are useful for everything from cleaning your glasses to cleaning windows to cleaning side palcades. So they're pretty much for cleaning stuff. But they're only 20 bucks. Killer. Item number 14 is another only interesting because it's well priced item. These MTM ammo cans are less than 13 bucks, hold 30 pounds worth of gear with a double latch and a loop for a padlock, and are great for storing stuff in the back of the truck or trailer because while they're not waterproof, they do have rubber seals making them fairly water resistant. Moving on I will finally acknowledge the item you guys are actually waiting for here. The cold steel cutlass machete. These guys make machetes in all kinds of cool shapes with 1055 carbon steel anti rust coated blades solid handles and reasonable prices. This one is 25 bucks if you want to look and feel like a badass next time you're clearing brambles on your uncle's property or whatever. Item number six is a really cool collaborative tool. Ever wanted to put a white board up and then gone to buy one realized holy crap those things are expensive. This sticker is 13 bucks that can be cut down to fit anywhere you want, peeled and stuck. The one that we bought is about a foot and a half by six and a half, but they're available in a bunch of different sizes and it came with a dry erase marker to boot. Not a very good one, but hey it's 13 bucks. More bathroom stuff. Next up is the squatty potty. I'd heard of this one before but never gotten around to actually buying one. The theory is pretty simple, sitting is a relatively unnatural position for waste elimination and elevating your feet helps to achieve a more aligned colon and a less strained pooping experience. Squatty potty's claims haven't been exhaustively scientifically tested, but enough studies exist of varying levels of formality to suggest that at 25 bucks it's not a bad bet. Leading us to another bathroom item, but nothing to do with pooping this time. This thing is amazing and fortunately arrives in very nondescript packaging. The back blade is a wide mouth shaving razor designed with this special comb assembly specifically for back shaving. It's cheaper than waxing, less painful and hair growing back thicker from being cut is a myth that stems from the blunt tops of shaven hairs appearing more coarse than the fine tips of newly sprouted hairs. Only two items left to go. Is he gonna talk about the wicked armor thing? No, another book. This one is again not one that I would buy for practical purposes, but a great gag gift for the kids of some young parents that you know pretty well. Do you want to play with my balls is full of sexual innuendo in an otherwise mostly innocent shell that is sure to raise an eyebrow at your next get together. At 15 bucks it's a pretty expensive 30 seconds of enjoyment, but I've had worse. Leading us to by far the coolest item that showed up on my Amazon report. This medieval style male shirt and coif set that costs a mere $80 with free shipping. The reviews on Amazon are quick to point out that if you get pretty physical in your larping it's likely to end up damaged at some point. But for costume use it's more than suitable and costs a fraction of what you'd normally pay for this kind of kit. Highly recommended as long as you fall within the recommended sizes and you don't mind wearing a shirt that weighs about 21 pounds. If you're not a member of Dollar Shave Club yet, join today and you will get your first month of razors for free. Yes my friends Dollar Shave Club delivers amazing razors directly to your door and they've got other bathroom supplies as well. Their Dr. Carver's shave butter, their One Wipe Charlie's peppermint scented butt wipes for men and their aftershave. Why spend a whole whack ton of money on driving to the store, which by the way costs gas and time, finding someone to get the razors out of the secure lockdown that they're in, taking them to the counter. I mean this is ridiculous, you might as well have the razors delivered to your door so you can look like you leave the house without having to leave the house. It's available in the US, Canada and Australia so head over to dollarshaveclub.com slash Linus and give them a try for free. So thanks for watching guys, if you disliked this video what the heck is wrong with you? But if you liked this video hit that like button, get subscribed, maybe even consider checking out the links to where to buy the stuff we featured on Amazon. And heck use our links for everything because you might get your cool purchases in a future episode just like this one. Leave a comment, subscribe, I think I already said that, join our community forum, our merch store where you can buy cool shirts like the one that's under this one, and also if you're looking for something to watch now check out our latest video over on channel Superfun.