 It's Thursday, August 30th, 2012. I'm Paul Miller, and I lost 128 pounds with the offline diet. I'll show you how you can too in the next 90 seconds. At the IFA trade show in Germany this week, Dell came out swinging. The XPS Duo 12 is a convertible Windows 8 tablet with a crazy swiveling screen. Company also announced the XPS 10 tablet with Windows RT. The one thing Dell didn't show this year was anything using Android. Next week, Amazon is expected to launch multiple Kindle tablets, and this is what they'll look like. We've been told that both a 7-inch and a 10-inch Kindle Fire are likely, but it remains unclear if both models will be introduced at the same time. The old Kindle Fire was criticized for looking like a knockoff Blackberry playbook. So I would say, you know, a knockoff HP Touchpad would be step up. After Apple's decisive billion-dollar win over Samsung last week, Apple and Google are trying to settle their patent differences out of court. According to Reuters, Apple CEO Tim Cook and Google CEO Larry Page have been meeting regularly to discuss their disputes. So far, Apple's legal campaign has mostly been directed at Android partners, but sooner or later, the two companies will have to settle their disputes or meet head-to-head in a fire war that will end all life on this planet. And that's it for today's top stories. Cut some calories. Maybe stop clicking around so much. And mostly, sugar. Sugar's the culprit.