 It's Thursday, February 6, 2014. I'm Addie Robertson, and last night surgeons successfully installed my bionic tooth implant, which tells me if I'm about to choke. You are about to choke. Please stop. This is my second time to work. Addie? Addie? Sony is giving up on PCs. The company has officially announced plans to sell off its Vio computer division to a Japanese investment fund. Not to worry, Sony still has smartphones, tablets, TV, movies, and PlayStation. Plenty to do. Amazon is already an online store, streaming service, video production house, and hardware maker. And now it's making games, or more games. The company has purchased video game developer Double Helix Games, the studio behind the Xbox One launch title Killer Instinct. The acquisition is the latest in a set of conspicuous moves as the company reportedly prepares to release its own set top box. Have no fear, Killer Instinct fans. Microsoft has confirmed that it will continue to work on the game with a new development partner, who will be announced soon. And finally, Dungeons & Dragons has been a fantasy staple since 1974, but it was always missing one thing, until now. Rapper turned actor Ice-T has recorded an audio book set in the world of D&D. It's unclear which book he was reading, or when the audio book will be available. I can quote Ice-T's account of the reading, but I think it's better if you hear it yourself. Motherfuckers talk like Yoda. You know, outside I go into the sun thereof, and out, what the fuck? How do you read this shit? And that's it for today's top stories. Coming up tomorrow, Ice Cube announces his plans to narrate the audio books for Warhammer 40K.