### Comment:
I’m not sure if you understand but instead of losing money you could literally be looking at free titties on reddit 
  
 Isn’t this everything we ever wanted?

### REPLY:
You can find free titties anywhere.  It’s harder to find somewhere I can say “retard” without a lecture. 
  
 And no, at this point I’ve been trading long enough that fat premiums are even sexier than fat titties. 
  
 The SPY turning from green to red gives me a semi.

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