### Comment:
It's merging with the behemoth in the space, 'Orange Beverage Company,' in an all stock deal worth a whopping $169k. 
  
 The combined company is poised to expand into the fast growing colored snacks market.

### REPLY:
'We thought that this merger would allow each of our specialities to flourish, but we ended up with an odd brown colored beverage that tastes like a shittier coke.'

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