### Comment:
Hey you got a problem with Chad? From Kappa Beta Kappa? Fucking dude hit an insane kegger last night at the Ice Cream Social, and he’s learning about AMAS in financial class and he told me that he’s gonna make it big playing options and that I should buy SPY 305c cuz stonks only go up

### REPLY:
Narrator:  *we all knew this was sarcasm,  but ain't that some shit that he was right about Chad? That dude made a 10 bagger on a weekly SPY that he bought with his dad's credit card AND is now bangin u/Trappin-Shoes girl*

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