### Comment:
I'm in DC this weekend. Should I do some sleuthing.

### REPLY:
Ayyy welcome to our humble swamp. I would start at Union Pub- it's where all the hill/policy bros go to show off that they wear a suit to work but don't get paid at all while they circle jerk one another over $6 bud light buckets. 
  
 Lmk if you want recommendations for places to eat/bars and such. Brunch culture is huge here so go find yourself a nice trust fund girl on U street or in Adams Morgan. That's the best long position you can take.

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