### Comment:
The only variance is who is the secretary on a given day

### REPLY:
That’s a big fucking variance 
  
 One day it might be Becky, a 22 year old shrew with a yoga ass that wiggles when she walks around in high heels.  Clomp clomp clomp clomp. 
  
 Another day it might be Nancy who weighs 400 lbs and won’t shut up about her bunions or her dog’s ear infection

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