### Comment:
The parade is killing them, and has gotten smaller every single year. Security costs have skyrocketed. The parade route is now a tiny fraction of the length it once was.

### REPLY:
They also got caught reusing balloons (apparently a big deal to avid parade enthusiasts) and also decided to go ahead and run the parade even though it was way too damn windy. One person even got knocked over by a ballon and they had to fly them really low.

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