### Comment:
There are some good benefits to not living in a city 
  
 * Lack of human feces in streets 
 * So long as you don't live in bum fuck, the Internet is exactly the same outside the city as in it 
 * Don't live next to fags who would die of starvation if Whole Foods closed for 1 day 
 * Cars become actual functional devices without traffic 
 * You can still visit the city whenever you want, but you actually get to leave

### REPLY:
I too live in Los Angeles.

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