### Comment:
Jesus Christ please don’t do that. That’s the same as hitting Vegas with your money every weekend. Save up for just a few months and use the money you can afford to lose. I know we’re all fucking autists and nobody is gonna listen, but you might as well learn to count cards and play blackjack with your life savings if you’re putting them into options.  
  
 Edit: wait I forgot, only take this advice if you’re a fucking P U S S Y

### REPLY:
US problems, here in Norway we can just blow all our money on Options, Cocaine and Hookers. If you blow all your money the goverment bails you out until your next paycheck.  
  
 Some call it welfare, I like to think of it as citizen bailout.

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