### Comment:
Those I can understand, I want my bankers to look nice before they stick it to me, maybe whisper some beautiful quotes from wolves of Wall Street too while telling me how pretty I am before ground pounding me. 
  
 However, I can’t understand why some dude in a server room who codes some shitty Java app or writes another horrifically unreadable oracle pdf would need a suit, he isn’t getting to fuck over anyone, well maybe the pdf writers are.

### REPLY:
I hear they've started carrying lipstick so they can apply it at look a little nicer before they fuck you.

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