### Comment:
Why would anyone cry while watching pr0n? That’s absurd.

### REPLY:
I think he means he needs Kleenex to catch his wad in. Like when he jerks off.  
  
 But that doesn’t make sense. Everyone knows your supposed to collect the splooge in a glass jar, submerge a MLP figurine in it, then accidentally leave it on the radiator overnight and boil the little pony in 4 months worth of incel jizz.  
  
  
 (This actually happened and was documented in photos on the MLP boards of 4chan. Go ahead and look.)

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