### Comment:
Could you imagine if they let us autists trade commodities futures?  CNBC headline reads 'oil hits $150 a barrel' all because some dumb ass YOLOed a leveraged future position in a far off oil contract that has like 4 current contracts outstanding...

### REPLY:
Also: 
  
 *Fleet of 18 wheelers pull up to your home* 
  
 “*Hi I’m here to deliver your 60k pounds of soybean oil...*”

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