### Comment:
Puts were bought same day as this warning 
  
 https://www.geonet.org.nz/vabs/1prVlz8jGXwWayA8D6Uu5y

### REPLY:
I suppose It's possible that this rare breed of autist had his Johnson strapped into the ground of NZ like some sort of conducting device and felt the tremors in advance...

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