### Comment:
I literally just started trading because I live near a casino and figured if I’m gonna gamble I might as well do it like an adult. 
  
 5 days later here I am buying my first puts and feeling like a goddamn Robinhood savant - 5/18 13.5 puts bought at 3:51pm GAINZ GAINZ GAINZ

### REPLY:
that's called an FD at the whistle, and congratulations, you got that one win out of the way, now you're going to lose every fucking time after.  
  
 Don't kill the messenger.

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