### Comment:
I would almost say you fuck, but you sound like a kid with no perspective who’s trying a little too hard to razz. 
  
 Crash course in context clues: if my kids are school age, chances are I’m not elderly, but you’ll learn, after you get old enough to shave, that there are grown ups older than the college co-eds you beat off to on uporn. 
  
 But all the same squirt; I’m built for this shit.  
  
 So keep comin at me bro.

### REPLY:
Thoroughly upset are we. Remind me about the young people that help you with your orders and walk things to your car? I like that story peepaw. 
  
 Kick back in the recliner for us and don't think too much harder about the all the upsetting things you read on the internet. No need for a stroke at your ripe age because you have a couple good ones left in ya I promise.

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