### Comment:
He's smart enough to ~~get an account~~ **go to las vegas**, ~~trade options~~ **sit down at a craps table**, ~~and get margin~~ **find a loan shark**. Even though he failed, he's still ~~smarter~~ **more retarded** than 75% of America.

### REPLY:
You actually need to pay loan sharks or they will kill you.  Robin Hood is governed by laws (which they broke).

### END.