### Comment:
No Fortnite exclusive skins for buying the $1099 phone. Instead Apple would rather show off a gimped Elder Scrolls game.  
  
 It’s over, Apple is finished.  


### REPLY:
Yeah I dunno the entire conference was underwhelming. I mean when the highlight of your announcements is fucking 'LIFE ALERT' boners tend to go limp from those of us that can still get them \~ \~ \~ 
  
 I learned an important fucking lesson today though, not every company is Nvidia, never buying calls on conference hype again, unless I have some reason to be confident they won't shit the bed.

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