### Comment:
Nice guy Trump giving us all discounts!

### REPLY:
Man, he shit-talked them and caused a tiny dip again the other day too, after which it immediately rebounded. 
  
 He's probably hanging out at his club with some friends, and one of them says 'Fuck, dude, AMZN is going to the moon and I'm not on the ship!' 
  
 Trump's like, 'Leave it to me, bro' and whips out his phone 
  
 'All right, hop on board!'

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