### Comment:
\&gt; Unlike RH, however, I'm going to need actual cash from you. 
  
 &amp;#x200B; 
  
 Listen, I have a 14 seat short bus worth about 10K on craigslist. If you give me $5,000 in credit, I technically have $15K in assets, no? That should be more than enough to cover your fees, good sir.

### REPLY:
Lawyers are more expensive than that man. Tell you what, I’ll give you $10000 if you promise me the bus when you go to jail, that’s $25k right there.

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