### Comment:
“Hey Mr. lawyer. So like, I watched a video on Reddit and saw this guy turned $2k into $50k buying power. I thought to myself, what a pussy, why not go for a mil? So I did. And uh...”

### REPLY:
“Reddit then told me I’m entitled to millions in damages over my loss of 2k via abusing a known loophole. Can you come with me to the lambo dealer and testify as collateral for my down payment?”

### END.