### Comment:
Because this made up person doesn't exist

### REPLY:
Reichstag fire. He uses it to purge all Employees from his company and hires a bunch of youtubers who march around in red and white uniforms. 
  
 Or what if Elon got really drunk and did it himself, and forgot that he in fact is the culprit. Then TSLA hits ATH of $800 a share, as *Investors rally to support TSLA CEO on his road to recovery*  
  
 Brilliant

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