### Comment:
Short Kenyans in the marathon because of current doping issues, Long the Ethiopians because of consistency. Long Kenyans below the marathon, too

### REPLY:
Hmmm I like that play. 
  
 **$LONG** 
  
 - Nigerian princes 
 - Somalian pirates  
 - Ethiopian distance runners 
 - Zimbabwean elephant tusks 
  
 **$SHORT** 
  
 - rhino horn futures 
  
 Get on this play boys before the Jews at Goldman Sachs swoop in.

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