### Comment:
Nah man, picking up hookers on the side of the road is dirty and so last century. Its the information age man, you can just order an escort straight to your place. But personally, I do not partake. I mean why do that when Tinder and such is like escorts but free?

### REPLY:
Look man, I just want to lay down on top of a nice woman for a solid 2-3 mins and feel disgustingly dirty after. I am a simple man after all.

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