### Comment:
Those posts are always so much funnier when you know they're being completely serious 
  
 Edit: Suicidal, mentally ill 20 year old that found an options strategy that can't go tits up. What could possibly go wrong?

### REPLY:
I thought you were joking until I saw his post history, Jesus Christ you are right. 
  
 This is NOT going to end well.  I

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