### Comment:
Mind = blown

### REPLY:
Shorting the market and using the money for a medical procedure 
  
 Removing 2 ribs so that you can blow yourself 
  
 Using money you otherwise would've spent on hookers to buy puts on SPY; enjoy unlimited gainz &amp; unlimited blowjobs 
  
 Reward your gainz with a bj. Reward your loses with a bj. You are now a god 
  


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