### Comment:
First, you're just as well off wagging your dick in the wind than you are to get advice here. Honestly, I'm kind of surprised they haven't called you a retard yet.  It sounds like you are REALLY at the beginning of this, so you might want to youtube how this shit works. Just look up an explanation of the difference between calls and puts to get started.

### REPLY:
Are you a Night Elf Hunter too?

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