### Comment:
Jumping kid as he's getting loaded into the ambulance: 'did you at least get that cool roof angle on film so I can post it to Instagram?'  
  
 Roof kid: 'uhhhh nah I was accidentally texting that girl from algebra that you told me that you liked about 2 seconds before you jumped off the roof when you also disclosed that this whole jumping stunt was solely to impress her.'  
  
 Jumping kid: 'I banged your mom, kevin'

### REPLY:
Classic jumping kid

### END.