### Comment:
Because they are the most oppressed people in America :( Literal failures, hated by everyone, uneducated... Thankfully they have thick skin.

### REPLY:
&gt; Thankfully they have thick skin 
  
 and the decency to lower taxes and keep the country's deficit at an all time low. Phew, I know preaching fiscal conservatism was the right way to go dear lordy

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