### Comment:
Alternate me is actually the guy who puked in the rat helmet, but I'm on medicine for him now.

### REPLY:
Well if alternate me needs meds for alternate him I’m fucked. *googles therapists in my area and calls the first number I see* 
 “Yeah doc I was on Reddit and I need drugs! Alternate universe me got some from his doc for the alternate universe him who puked in the rat head! So if you could help me out?!?” 
  
  
  
 EDIT: IF

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