### Comment:
Jesus what are you doing in wsb?

### REPLY:
I’m actually retarded and gamble my money with FDs despite my background. In my senior year of college (2017), my fixed Income and derivatives professor (who I'm pretty sure is autistic) showed his options portfolio, basically fixed income and options with the coupons used to buy options. He loved gambling on company earnings with OTM weekly options. After that, I never looked back and embraced my autism.

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