### Comment:
So you do typically read: 
  
 'Dude comma imagine being a bear semicolon period period' 
  
 Or  
  
 'Dude,(slight pause) imagine being a bear; (longer pause) period. (end sentence) 
  
 But I am the autist.

### REPLY:
I read this in this voice: 
  
  
 https://youtu.be/ashWmEIW28o

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