### Comment:
Dude just call Trump, he'll take care of it for you

### REPLY:
Sorry man, I pussed out when I realized that if I lose any more money, I'm not going to be able to day trade any more 
  
 I guess I can use put-call parity to put together synthetic positions that day trade away my exposure, but I'll probably be better off if I just focus on making trades that actually make sense instead :(

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