### Comment:
I’d buy that. I wish to lose all my money on options but I don’t know how! I don’t know my put from my FD. I know u/1RONYMAN did a silly thing but I don’t know what or why. Something about boxes?? 
  
 I lurk from afar, denied any part of the action; pocket money burning a hole in my kimono. I am familiar with tendies at least and implore my mother to buy them at every opportunity

### REPLY:
I'll help you out. Send me $1000, I know a guy that'll turn it into $800 bucks.

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