### Comment:
[JP Morgan: Investors are 'overreacting' so buy this market dip for a big rally ahead](https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/27/jp-morgan-investors-are-overreacting-so-buy-this-market-dip-for-big-rally-ahead.html) 
  
 I think we're fucked

### REPLY:
hey Siri hey Siri open robin hood short everything

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