### Comment:
Well duh, it was literally a globe-spanning empire at one point. At least the current pope has stopped the tradition of wearing gold-encrusted robes while sitting on a giant golden throne. 
  
 *[Honestly, just look at this visual. It's hilarious.](http://www.sentidog.com/lat/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Religi%C3%B3n-gay.jpg)

### REPLY:
Pope palpatine!

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