### Comment:
If I have learned anything from squirrels, it is that the fat ones are always around college campuses.  
  
 This is why I have enrolled in a 10 year double bachelor's program in gender arts and economics at the ripe age of 31.

### REPLY:
&gt; gender arts and economics 
  
 So what, you’re going to become a dick pic dealer or something?

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