### Comment:
yeah its useful as fuck if youre talking to oldfags and trying to sound responsible  
  
 'yes Mr. and Mrs. Cunninghampton, I primarily stick to managing my diversified index fund portfolio for steady growth, but lately i have been incorporating various derivative-based strategies to more precisely target speculative opportunities' 
  
 translation: 
  
 'i bought 5 shares of SPY and put the rest in MU monthlies bitch'

### REPLY:
Can I use this?

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