### Comment:
News came out AH yesterday. He was DOA before the market even opened. No doubt musk did it on purpose to fuck with the shorts some more. I can understand playing both puts and calls to play the ticker both ways but you'd have to be  next level stupid to have a perma bear perspective on Tesla. Especially when fucking with bears is musk's favorite pastime.

### REPLY:
Where can i commission a chibi statue of Elon poking a bear with a stick? Sounds too cute. Please someone.

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