### Comment:
mine says 100% all of the fucking time because I bought an apple brand battery case for my iPhizzle and start having a panic attack if I look up in the corner and don't see 100%. That's the only thing I have regulated though as I'm a ragingly functional alcoholic and my portfolio over the past 4 months looks like a gambling addict screaming for help

### REPLY:
&gt;I'm a ragingly functional alcoholic 
  
 As a fellow ragingly functional alcoholic I was shocked to recently find out that no one else sees me as functional.

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