### Comment:
Best way to get hammered with 2 dollars is to buy a tiny shot bottle and shove it up your ass, then do a hand stand. 
  
 Doing well in the stock market is all about buy low, sell high. But nothing will beat the high of a YOLO FD play turning a 1000% profit.

### REPLY:
Nah, everyone knows you buy a big ol bottle of gold listerine to get drunk off of. All the other colors give you the shits.

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