### Comment:
He would dip his anus into searing lava while watching gay prolapse porn in North Korea... while a [mandingo](https://cdn-az.allevents.in/banners/5835646619ae6e4d4858f70c0dbf61c3-rimg-w474-h474-gmir.jpg) with AIDS gives him a rusty trombone without protection.

### REPLY:
So, if his anus is being dipped into lava while being given a rusty trombone, is the mandingo then entirely submerged in the lava?  How will he survive long enough to properly perform? 


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