### Comment:
Honestly as a stock noob who had 200 dollars now halved I agree with you, r/wallstreetbets is a place where you can only and only learn how to lose. 
 As you like to say 'it literally can not go tits up.'

### REPLY:
Because it always goes tits down. When I was 18 this girl Noelle had the most amazing tits! Last time I saw her they were saggin... It always goes tits down :(

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