### Comment:
https://www.theonion.com/stock-market-soars-after-investors-decide-that-would-be-1832656593

### REPLY:
I been saying for years that we should just make it illegal to sell shares for a loss. 
  
 But 1 msft share at $120? Well you better sell at 120.01 or more. 
  
 If no one can sell for a loss the stock market will never go down and no one loses so we all win

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