### Comment:
Tim Cook of Apple 
  
 When you say it real fast, to the commoner, it sounds like Tim Apple

### REPLY:
Im pretty sure if you say it fast, there's still 'cook' somewhere. 
  
 Unless you meant to say 'Tim of Apple' 
  
 EDIT: Infact, the faster I say it, the more it sounds like Tim KuchenApfel, which is just a backwards german apple cake that has a preference for dicks.

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