### Comment:
Though this is a joke 
 I feel like a lot of people don’t realize that puts and calls can both end up worthless. Not only do you have to take the right direction, you need enough movement over the given time period.  
 This is why having more than 10% of your portfolio in short term options blows up ones portfolio quickly hopefully people are learning this lesson now because the bear market hasn’t truly started yet.

### REPLY:
Wait you mean I shouldn't have dumped $1,000 out of a $1,045 portfolio into a single position?

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