### Comment:
I am based in the UK. Can't trade options like you guys do, only tea and biscuits for me. My ascention into the holy circle of autists will never materialise. I only hold a few small stocks, but since I found this sub I feel oddly at home. The level of retardation gives me tingly feelings in the crotch.

### REPLY:
&gt; The level of retardation gives me tingly feelings in the crotch. 
  
 Wash your crotch more often. A clean crotch is a good crotch.

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