### Comment:
Fuck, in our dark future there is NO volatility. SPY is at $5,000,000 but everyone here is still poor because they don't own any shares and can't afford calls. Only puts are affordable but they always expire worthless. My god...

### REPLY:
The Emperor and the Golden Throne continue to function through the daily sacrifice of thousands of autists. While his body is sustained, his will endures through the medium of Twitter. 
  
 [Long live the emperor](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/028/530/godermptrump.jpg)

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