### Comment:
Reminds me of my friend’s roomate who told me he helps people navigate options trading for a living.  And does some options trading on the side.  I asked if he’s a bull or a bear and he was like huh?  What’s that?  I gave him the benefit of the doubt and I asked if he tendied to make money when the market was falling or rallying?  Blank stares.  It was then I realized that I was just being a dick by forcing him to live his little white lie for 5 gruesome minutes.

### REPLY:
Well that’s literally like pre-k level vocabulary on the subject. If you’re gonna feign a profession or knowledge in something, you should at least be, you know, knowledgeable on the subject. Not your fault; you didn’t even get into the subject of options.

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