### Comment:
My favorite: 
  
 Good jobs report - strong economy. 
  
 Bad jobs report - the economy is so strong that employers can’t fill open positions.

### REPLY:
That happens every time. 
  
 Similar one: 
  
 jobless rate goes down: economy doing good 
  
 jobless rate goes up: economy is doing so good, more people are entering the job market, so jobless rate is up, but it's a good sign 
  
 like fuck whatever happens, it's good.

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