### Comment:
Today was a dreary day, where one would go cray cray  
  
 The fireplace was roaring, just like my urge of shorting  
  
 When a the door went tap tap, I open with a wild laugh  
  
 They were here to collect my unreported gains, but jokes on them cause they’re gone, just like my hopes of 20% gain  
  
  
 -/u/goldmakesmehappy

### REPLY:
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the trading floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow From my bank's surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost tendies...tendies..nevermore

### END.