### Comment:
Ya it's stupid how lucrative straddles were for TSLA today. I had $1k in calls and $500 in one put as a hedge. That one put made my $1500 investment turn into ~$2000, failed calls included. Imagine an actual straddle with a 50/50 split on both ends. Literally couldn't go tits up.

### REPLY:
Congrats on the tendies!  
  
 I don’t understand this yolo lifestyle without protection. I guess that’s why gonorrhea is in the rise.

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