### Comment:
Damn. I was just going to be a dick, but you roped me in with your resonable, level headed response. The bit about the language barrier sealed the deal really. 
  
 Silver ETF: SLV 
 Gold ETF: GLD 
  
 There are a myriad of mining stocks as well.

### REPLY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7rXeDArhg0  
  
 Thank you my good man, and i get it, it is way easier being a dick, but you got out of your comfort zone and did good.

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