           module-elisp         ; drowning in parentheses
           module-go            ; a hipster dialect
           module-java          ; the poster child for carpal tunnel syndome
-          module-js            ; alert("not java, javascript!")
+          module-js            ; all(hope(abandon(ye(who(enter(here))))))
           module-lb6           ; LaunchBar 6 development
           module-lua           ; one-based indices? one-based indices.
           module-markdown      ; markdown

          module-swift         ; yay, emoji variables!
          module-vim           ; my mistress
          module-web           ; for the 2.0'er
          module-writing       ; emacs for writing papers or fiction

          ;;; Experimental
          ;; module-crystal    ; ruby at the speed of c
          ;; module-eshell     ; eshell (on windows)

          my-bindings
          my-commands

                 (IS-LINUX    'core-os-linux)
                 (IS-WINDOWS  'core-os-win32))

          core-popup           ; taming stray windows
          core-ui              ; draw me like one of your French editors
          core-evil            ; come to the dark side, we have cookies
          core-editor          ; filling the editor-shaped hole in the emacs OS
