Starbucks: "Iced White Chocolate Mocha. That's $6.47".
Me: "Do you have a knife for me to carve off some of my gold bar? Also a scale to weigh it and, based on current price of gold, make sure I'm only giving you $6.47?"
Starbucks: "Um, we don't accept gold as payment."
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