Because I thought the phone would ring, and everything would happen, and it did.  The memory on my phone machine was full.  My e-mail was unbelievable.  When this book got sold, I'd wake up in the middle of the night and see this headline, 'Interesting Story, Poorly Told.' The reviews have been incredible.  I don't care if the world knows about my sex life, but the first bad thing anybody says about my writing, I'm going to the mountains again. 