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Heroin overdose
Mitch Hedberg
Heroin overdose
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Artie Lange influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
Jon Vincent people.person.nationality United States of America
Bobcat Goldthwait film.writer.film Willow Creek
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Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Candy Bars
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Mort Sahl influence.influence_node.influenced George Carlin
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I don't have a microwave oven but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Margaret Cho influence.influence_node.influenced_by Lenny Bruce
Sam Kinison influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
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Eugene Mirman influence.influence_node.influenced_by Emo Philips
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Lynn music.recording.tracks Lynn
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José Luis Fernández people.person.profession Actor
[untitled] music.composition.recordings Dry Clean Only
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I like wearing this pass, because it lets me know when I'm upside down.
Valdosta common.topic.notable_types City/Town/Village
Henny Youngman music.artist.track She's on the Roof
Peter Cook people.person.gender Male
Henry Rollins people.person.profession Screenwriter
Bridgette Andersen people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Drug overdose
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m.09xml9s common.webpage.topic White people
You Were Good music.recording.song [untitled]
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T. Sean Shannon people.person.place_of_birth United States of America
Tomatoes music.recording.canonical_version Tomatoes
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I just bought a 2-bedroom house, but I think I get to decide how many bedrooms there are, don't you? \"Fuck you, Real Estate Lady! This bedroom has an oven in it! This bedroom's got a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom is A.K.A hallway. This bedroom's over in that guy's house! Sir, you have one of my bedrooms, are you aware? Don't decorate it.\"
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Los Enchiladas! film.film.country United States of America
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Demetri Martin common.topic.webpage m.09yb1vd
Russell Peters influence.influence_node.influenced_by Steve Martin
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Sandwiches common.topic.notable_for g.1yfh_x603
Lewis Black people.person.gender Male
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Hey this jokes on the first CD but I added a new line so I can't fuckin’ rob you of this one. I got a ant farm but them fellas didn't grow shit. I said “C’mon what about some celery. You fuckers don’t farm; plus, if I tore your legs off you would look like snowmen. That's the new part.” media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, \"I hear music\", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work. common.topic.notable_types Quotation
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Female medicine.risk_factor.diseases Multiple sclerosis
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m.09y42d4 common.webpage.topic Cheech & Chong
Henny Youngman music.artist.album Take My Album... Please
Max Cantor people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
Lewis Black people.person.nationality United States of America
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Arj Barker film.actor.film m.0csrw7y
Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced Bill Hicks
Koalas music.recording.tracks Koalas
Tomatoes music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
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Brad Stine influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
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Children rdf-schema#range Person
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Bill Cosby influence.influence_node.influenced Cheech & Chong
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Oatmeal music.recording.tracks Oatmeal
Arj Barker tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.09ns6bq
United States of America location.country.administrative_divisions Minnesota
Richard Pryor freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
White people medicine.risk_factor.diseases Skin cancer
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.album Morbid Obscenity
Jackie Curtis people.person.nationality United States of America
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track This CD Is in Stores
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George Carlin people.person.profession Screenwriter
m.03pkdjp people.place_lived.location Syracuse
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Los Enchiladas! film.film.produced_by Mitch Hedberg
m.0bgtmw6 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
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m.06wgynr tv.regular_tv_appearance.actor Mitch Hedberg
Hillel Slovak freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of death
Arj Barker common.topic.webpage m.0cqm8fk
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Janis Joplin people.person.gender Female
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Deceased Person type.type.properties Date of death
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Human Giant tv.tv_program.regular_cast m.0598dvk
Vittorio Leonardi freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
A guy told me he liked cherries...but... I waited to see if he was gonna say tomato...before i realized he likes cherries just...alright, that joke is ridiculous. That's like a carbon copy of the previous joke but with different ingredients. I don't know what i was trying to pull off there. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
m.0hgcdfp film.performance.actor Henny Youngman
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Jerry Seinfeld people.person.profession Film Producer
m.0bvv9dv tv.tv_guest_role.actor Steven Wright
[untitled] music.composition.recordings Gambling
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Noam Chomsky people.person.profession Screenwriter
Lenny Bruce influence.influence_node.influenced Joe Rogan
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Observational comedy base.americancomedy.comedy_genre.comedians_in_this_genre Mitch Hedberg
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Aziz Ansari freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
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Drug overdose people.cause_of_death.parent_cause_of_death Assassination by 'Accident'
David Cross people.person.nationality United States of America
Three Easy Payments common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Lisa Lampanelli people.person.profession Actor
Denis Leary film.writer.film No Cure for Cancer
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people River Phoenix
Place of death type.property.schema Deceased Person
Jay Leno freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Mitch Hedberg people.person.sibling_s m.0j7rs88
m.0gchvhm film.performance.actor Mike Birbiglia
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Peter Cook base.americancomedy.comedian.comedy_genres Deadpan
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m.0jwlsq film.performance.film Comedy's Dirtiest Dozen
Brian Regan people.person.profession Comedian
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m.0gcybmz film.performance.actor Mitch Hedberg
[untitled] music.composition.recordings The Velcro Wallet
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Henny Youngman common.topic.notable_for g.12586gdrk
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Carl Lee
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Minibar music.recording.tracks Minibar
Door Deal music.recording.tracks Door Deal
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Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations When I play the South, they say \"y'all\" in the South. They take out the \"O\" and the \"U\". So when I'm in the South I try to talk like that so people understand me. \"Hello, can I have a bowl of chicken noodle s-p? Come on, I'm in the South, you understand. I mean I'm in the S-th, and I want some s-p!\" \"I stubbed my toe, -ch!\" \"I need to lay down on the c-ch!\" \"I need to get the fuck -t of the S-th!\"
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Henny Youngman music.artist.track Florida Sunshine
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White people medicine.risk_factor.diseases Inflammatory bowel disease
Bill Burr base.americancomedy.comedian.comedy_genres Observational comedy
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George Lopez people.person.languages English Language
Vernon Chatman influence.influence_node.influenced_by Lenny Bruce
Female medicine.risk_factor.diseases Chronic fatigue syndrome
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck? media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Deceased Person freebase.type_hints.included_types Person
m.07yfvv1 film.personal_film_appearance.film American: The Bill Hicks Story
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations You know when it comes to racism, people say: \" I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green\"... Ooh hold on now: Purple or Green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em.
Business Cards music.recording.tracks Business Cards
Emo Philips people.person.places_lived m.03pqcnb
Mike Birbiglia music.artist.track Medium Man Song
Jeff Foxworthy people.person.profession Voice Actor
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Mike Birbiglia film.actor.film m.0gm2fz3
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[untitled] music.composition.recordings The Velcro Wallet
Almost Famous film.film.country United States of America
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Lee Camp people.person.gender Male
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[intro] common.topic.notable_types Composition
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Cookies music.recording.song [untitled]
m.0k053b4 award.award_nomination.nominated_for Los Cochinos
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I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Dry Clean Only music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Bill Hicks film.writer.film Bill Hicks: Sane Man
I dressed up for the CD media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Minibar music.recording.song [untitled]
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m.0bw25zx tv.tv_guest_role.episodes_appeared_in Garden
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m.0gcxy04 film.performance.film Mitch Hedberg: Mitch All Together
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Eddie Murphy people.person.profession Voice Actor
Lee Camp influence.influence_node.influenced_by Doug Stanhope
m.0bvy22v tv.tv_guest_role.actor Henny Youngman
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Oatmeal
Lords of Dogtown film.film.language English Language
[untitled] music.composition.lyricist Mitch Hedberg
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So I wish I could play little league now, I'd kick some fuckin' ass. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Dave Attell people.person.gender Male
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said \"no, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah\". common.topic.notable_types Quotation
Jim Gaffigan freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Children
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Gender type.property.schema Person
I didn’t go to college but if I did I would’ve taken all my tests at a restaurant cuz “The customer’s always right.” media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Cheech Marin influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Cosby
Dave Attell influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
Wendy Brown people.person.parents Mary Hedberg
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Lenny Bruce influence.influence_node.influenced George Carlin
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\"I've got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying \"No\". So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say no to. Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have three settings? Liar! My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit.\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
White American people.ethnicity.languages_spoken Swedish Language
Jimmy Dore influence.influence_node.influenced_by Johnny Carson
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Bobcat Goldthwait freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Bill Burr people.person.profession Actor
Lenny Bruce freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Bill Cosby influence.influence_node.influenced Vittorio Leonardi
Bobcat Goldthwait tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bg_gvb
Bob Newhart influence.influence_node.influenced Jay Leno
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Just for Laughs: Stand-Up: Over the Edge film.film.genre Stand-up comedy
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Richard Pryor freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
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This shirt is \"dry-clean only\"...which means it's dirty. common.topic.notable_types Quotation
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Henny Youngman music.artist.track Introduction and How to Be a Comedian
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When you buy a box of Ritz crackers, on the back of the box, they have all these suggestions as to what to put on top of the Ritz. \"Try it with turkey and cheese. Try it with peanut butter.\" But I like crackers man, that's why I bought it, 'cause I like crackers! I don't see a suggestion to put a Ritz on top of a Ritz. I didn't buy them because they're little edible plates! You've got no faith in the product itself. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
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Gambling music.recording.song [untitled]
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Demetri Martin people.person.nationality United States of America
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Whenever I go to shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, \"I'm gonna go shave, too.\" common.topic.notable_types Quotation
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The CD Jokes music.recording.song [intro]
George Lopez people.person.profession Voice Actor
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White people people.ethnicity.includes_groups Hillbilly
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George Lopez people.person.profession Comedian
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Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotomus or just a really cool opotamus? media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Ricky Gervais freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Multiple sclerosis medicine.disease.risk_factors White people
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Bob Newhart people.person.gender Male
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Italian American common.topic.notable_types Ethnicity
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Jay Leno freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
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Musical Artist freebase.type_hints.included_types Topic
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River Phoenix freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of death
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I saw this commercial on late night TV, it was for this thing you attach to a garden hose, it was like \"You can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product.\" Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach? That seems so very mean.\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Little Rock location.hud_county_place.place Little Rock
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,\"Here's a picture of me when I was younger.\" Every picture of you is when you were younger. \"Here's a picture of me when I'm older.\" \"You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera!\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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If I was a locksmith I'd be fuckin' pimpin' that shit out.\"Say, what's goin' on, man? Tell you what. I'll trade you a free key duplication.\" That joke made me laugh before I could finish it. Which is good 'cuz there's no ending media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Multiple sclerosis people.cause_of_death.people Richard Pryor
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[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
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Steven Wright people.person.quotations To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is\n\nresearch.
Saddle Rash tv.tv_program.country_of_origin United States of America
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Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going \"Ahhh, fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!\" common.topic.notable_types Quotation
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[untitled] music.composition.lyricist Mitch Hedberg
Sam Kinison people.person.profession Comedian
Carl Lee people.person.gender Male
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Scandinavian American people.ethnicity.languages_spoken English Language
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Bill Hicks people.person.profession Comedian
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Arj Barker music.artist.track Bite Me
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San Francisco location.location.containedby United States of America
Tomatoes music.recording.song [untitled]
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m.03lk227 common.webpage.category Official Website
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Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations Popsicles are for the summertime...
Jeanne Eagels freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
My friend said to me, \"I think the weather's trippy.\" I said, \"No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy.\" Then I thought, \"Man, I should've just said, 'Yeah.'\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Gambling music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Brad Renfro people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
Cheech & Chong music.artist.home_page dl
Los Enchiladas! film.film.language English Language
Patton Oswalt freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Lynn
White people common.topic.webpage m.09x0p2h
Lisa Lampanelli people.person.gender Female
Steven Wright influence.influence_node.influenced Arj Barker
Dave Chappelle people.person.profession Film Producer
Oatmeal music.recording.canonical_version Oatmeal
Composition freebase.type_hints.included_types Topic
White people medicine.risk_factor.diseases Osteoporosis
Drug overdose people.cause_of_death.includes_causes_of_death Heroin overdose
Mort Sahl influence.influence_node.influenced Lenny Bruce
m.0j7r_nw film.film_crew_gig.film Los Enchiladas!
m.0h2jsg6 people.marriage.type_of_union Marriage
Arj Barker tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.04f9xv6
White people common.topic.notable_types Ethnicity
m.09wwrkg common.webpage.topic Demetri Martin
m.09ns6b7 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Arj Barker
Manhattan base.aareas.schema.administrative_area.administrative_parent New York City
The CD Jokes music.recording.song [intro]
Bill Hicks people.person.nationality United States of America
Soda Pop common.topic.notable_for g.1yfp1ph_8
Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.starring_roles m.0h16vcn
Aziz Ansari film.actor.film g.11byjj48jm
m.0kcpgy3 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
m.09w9w2f common.webpage.topic Bobcat Goldthwait
Just for Laughs: Stand-Up: Vol. 2: On the Edge media_common.netflix_title.netflix_genres Stand-up comedy
m.04f9xv2 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Arj Barker
Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
Emo Philips people.person.gender Male
Bill Hicks people.person.education m.0j_zr4j
Jay Leno people.person.profession Comedian
United States of America location.country.administrative_divisions San Francisco
Demetri Martin tv.tv_personality.tv_regular_appearances m.059_d_q
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I have a new CD; it's in stores, and when you have a CD in stores, you have to do in-store appearances, and if nobody shows up, I just pretend like I'm shopping. That's how I shop; I sit behind a table with a pen.
Paul Demayo people.person.gender Male
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I like vending machines 'cuz snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at a store, oftentimes, I will drop it so that it achieves it's maximum flavor potential.
m.05cmy6v tv.regular_tv_appearance.actor Aziz Ansari
Jimi Hendrix people.person.nationality United States of America
Paul Auster people.person.gender Male
Comedy's Dirtiest Dozen film.film.country United States of America
Eddie Murphy influence.influence_node.influenced Arj Barker
Emo Philips people.person.religion Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879
Agnosticism common.topic.notable_for g.125d1f9rb
Mitch Hedberg common.topic.webpage m.0bnt0mk
m.0wj78k2 award.award_nomination.award_nominee Mike Birbiglia
Robert Benchley people.person.profession Humorist
English Language language.human_language.countries_spoken_in India
Urethane Wheels Guy film.film_character.portrayed_in_films m.04ztyj9
Steven Wright film.actor.film m.02vd8p8
Bill Cosby influence.influence_node.influenced Tom Rhodes
The Velcro Wallet common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
m.0jm3cv9 people.marriage.type_of_union Marriage
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations When you buy a box of Ritz crackers, on the back of the box, they have all these suggestions as to what to put on top of the Ritz. \"Try it with turkey and cheese. Try it with peanut butter.\" But I like crackers man, that's why I bought it, 'cause I like crackers! I don't see a suggestion to put a Ritz on top of a Ritz. I didn't buy them because they're little edible plates! You've got no faith in the product itself.
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Beret and Pancakes
m.03pqcnb people.place_lived.person Emo Philips
m.0gfph8f film.personal_film_appearance.person Arj Barker
Cheech & Chong music.artist.album Santa Claus and His Old Lady
Jerry Seinfeld influence.influence_node.influenced_by Lenny Bruce
Denis Leary film.music_contributor.film No Cure for Cancer
Ricky Gervais people.person.profession Television Director
m.0bml_26 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Bill Hicks
Angie Andreson people.person.nationality United States of America
Emery Emery influence.influence_node.influenced_by Lenny Bruce
Eddie Izzard influence.influence_node.influenced Harry Hill
Paul Auster people.person.profession Writer
Bandslam film.film.language English Language
Brain tumor medicine.disease.risk_factors White people
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track The Velcro Wallet
Bill Cosby people.person.gender Male
Bill Cosby people.person.profession Film Producer
Shaving Too music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Mort Sahl influence.influence_node.influenced Cheech Marin
I've always wanted a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Bob Newhart book.author.works_written I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This!: And Other Things that Strike Me as Funny
m.0gyjq2y film.personal_film_appearance.person Demetri Martin
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Michael Weber
Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced Louis C.K.
Mitch Hedberg influence.influence_node.influenced_by Jerry Seinfeld
Mitch Hedberg: Mitch All Together film.film.genre Stand-up comedy
Artie Lange influence.influence_node.influenced_by Richard Pryor
m.0h41zls common.webpage.topic Azhar Usman
Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvx9q2
Mike Birbiglia people.person.gender Male
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people John Belushi
Brett Whiteley people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced Azhar Usman
Six People Isn't Convincing music.recording.song [untitled]
White people medicine.risk_factor.diseases Crohn's disease
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Layne Staley
Henny Youngman film.person_or_entity_appearing_in_film.films m.0z64x73
Henry Rollins freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
White people medicine.risk_factor.diseases Melanoma
[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
Texas and Sea Food common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Woody Allen broadcast.artist.content Broadband Comedy Network (BCN)
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Artie Lange
Vittorio Leonardi people.person.profession Stand-up comedian
Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced George Lopez
Johnny Carson people.person.nationality United States of America
Jerry Seinfeld people.person.profession Stand-up comedian
Artie Lange influence.influence_node.influenced_by Steve Martin
Jean-Michel Basquiat people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Drug overdose
Elisa Bridges people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
Canal Smarts music.recording.tracks Canal Smarts
m.0c1pt07 tv.tv_guest_role.episodes_appeared_in Mitch Hedberg
Dane Cook people.person.ethnicity White American
Cheech & Chong influence.influence_node.influenced Russell Peters
Steven Wright people.person.ethnicity Italian American
Columbia location.location.containedby United States of America
Cheech & Chong influence.influence_node.influenced_by Lenny Bruce
m.0jvch3f film.performance.film Moon People
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations On a stop light green means go and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means, 'where the fuck did you get that banana at?'
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Henry Rollins
Janis Joplin people.person.nationality United States of America
m.0h16vc7 tv.regular_tv_appearance.actor Steven Wright
Jim Gaffigan people.person.profession Voice Actor
Mikey Mileos influence.influence_node.influenced_by Marc Maron
Bill Hicks music.artist.album Dangerous
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Soda Pop
m.03lj3h_ film.performance.actor Mitch Hedberg
Vernon Chatman influence.influence_node.influenced_by Louis C.K.
[intro] music.composition.recordings The CD Jokes
Bobcat Goldthwait people.person.children Taylor Goldthwait
Bill Burr people.person.profession Screenwriter
Vernon Chatman freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Denis Leary freebase.valuenotation.has_value Siblings
Swedish American people.ethnicity.included_in_group Scandinavian American
Brian Regan people.person.profession Actor
Brian Regan influence.influence_node.influenced Arj Barker
Tom Rhodes people.person.profession Writer
Mike Birbiglia freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
You Were Good music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
They say Flintstone's vitamins are chewable. All vitamins are chewable, it's just that they taste shitty. I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, \"Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy.\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
New York City location.administrative_division.country United States of America
Broadband Comedy Network (BCN) broadcast.content.artist Brian Regan
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Sandwiches
Cheech Marin film.producer.films_executive_produced Hey Watch This
m.045yn14 common.webpage.category Official Website
Bobcat Goldthwait tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bgx83d
Henny Youngman music.artist.track The Jewish Hit Parade and My Violin Favorites
Sandwiches music.recording.tracks Sandwiches
Emo Philips tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.09nsd86
Shaving Too music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Richard Pryor people.person.gender Male
Bob Newhart influence.influence_node.influenced_by Robert Benchley
m.0dm5yt6 common.webpage.in_index Blissful Celebrities
Meet the Parents common.topic.notable_types Film
Bobcat Goldthwait film.writer.film Sleeping Dogs Lie
Arj Barker tv.tv_actor.starring_roles m.04f9xdt
m.05nr93m tv.regular_tv_appearance.actor Emo Philips
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track The CD Jokes
You Were Good music.recording.tracks You Were Good
Mitch Hedberg influence.influence_node.influenced_by Steven Wright
Henry Rollins freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Zach Galifianakis people.person.nationality United States of America
Ron Josol common.topic.notable_types Social network user
Denis Leary influence.influence_node.influenced_by Richard Pryor
Bill Cosby people.person.profession Voice Actor
White people common.topic.article m.02ctzj
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Paula Yates
David Cross freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Anthony Jeselnik people.person.profession Screenwriter
Joe Rogan people.person.profession Film Producer
m.0csjcz1 film.performance.actor Demetri Martin
Dick Gregory freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Spouse (or domestic partner)
Henny Youngman people.person.quotations Take my wife, please.
TV Writer freebase.type_profile.strict_included_types Topic
I drank some boiling water 'cuz I wanted to whistle media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Musical Artist freebase.type_profile.strict_included_types Topic
Henny Youngman music.artist.track Gags and Super-Gags
m.0cs5bpg film.performance.actor Steven Wright
Door Deal common.topic.notable_for g.1yfp0hyvf
Chris Rock freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Comedy common.topic.subject_of Jeff Ross
Vernon Chatman people.person.nationality United States of America
m.04f9xtz tv.tv_guest_role.actor Arj Barker
Jim Gaffigan base.americancomedy.comedian.comedy_genres Observational comedy
The Pipe common.topic.notable_for g.1yfp2xdlm
Female medicine.risk_factor.diseases Acrodermatitis chronica atrophicans
Aziz Ansari people.person.profession Screenwriter
Date of birth rdf-schema#range Date/Time
Shakes the Clown film.film.written_by Bobcat Goldthwait
Lynn music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Jeanne Eagels people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
David Cross people.person.profession Film Producer
Jackie Curtis people.person.profession Writer
Warren Tartaglia common.topic.notable_types Musical Artist
Just for Laughs: Stand-Up: Vol. 2: On the Edge film.film.genre Comedy
Chris Rock influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Cosby
Actor freebase.equivalent_topic.equivalent_type Film actor
Mort Sahl people.person.profession Comedian
m.0zc23qg tv.tv_segment_performance.actor Aziz Ansari
The Best of Comedy Central Presents media_common.netflix_title.netflix_genres Comedy
Emo Philips freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Steve Martin freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Parents
Bobcat Goldthwait film.person_or_entity_appearing_in_film.films m.0h32_k3
Zach Galifianakis people.person.profession Screenwriter
Emo Philips film.producer.films_executive_produced Meet the Parents
m.0h1rvtc common.webpage.category Official Website
Socrates freebase.valuenotation.has_value Date of birth
[intro] music.composition.lyricist Mitch Hedberg
Manhattan location.administrative_division.country United States of America
Denis Leary influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
m.0bgw89r tv.tv_guest_role.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Parents rdf-schema#domain Person
Larry the Cable Guy people.person.nationality United States of America
Jerry Seinfeld influence.influence_node.influenced Shmuel Breban
Brad Stine influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Cosby
Indian American common.topic.notable_types Ethnicity
Morbid Obscenity common.topic.article m.02x6c3v
Henny Youngman music.artist.track Is This Any Good?
Arj Barker tv.tv_actor.starring_roles m.0f_vklm
Los Enchiladas! film.film.starring m.0j7rqm9
Los Enchiladas! film.film.starring m.0j7rr4k
Henny Youngman music.artist.track Family Favorites
Deceased Person type.type.properties Place of death
Ethnicity freebase.type_profile.strict_included_types Topic
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Matthew Ansara
Bobcat Goldthwait film.actor.film m.0vx7n3b
Bobcat Goldthwait film.writer.film World's Greatest Dad
Deadpan base.americancomedy.comedy_genre.comedians_in_this_genre Bruce McCulloch
Bill Hicks people.person.gender Male
David Lerner people.person.nationality United States of America
Jackie Curtis people.person.place_of_birth New York City
Noam Chomsky freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?' media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Azhar Usman people.person.parents Zia Usman
Mitch Hedberg influence.influence_node.influenced Ryan Maglunob
Minnesota base.biblioness.bibs_location.country United States of America
Bed and Breakfast music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Arj Barker music.artist.track State of Confusion
Jeff Foxworthy people.person.profession Actor
Wendy Brown people.person.parents Arnold Hedberg
Arj Barker people.person.places_lived m.092nn9v
Female medicine.risk_factor.diseases Macular degeneration
Jonathan Winters people.person.profession Actor
m.09ns6bd tv.tv_guest_role.actor Arj Barker
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Hillel Slovak
My Necklace music.recording.tracks My Necklace
Ron White freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.parent_cause_of_death Assassination by 'Accident'
Noam Chomsky people.person.gender Male
Lenny Bruce people.person.nationality United States of America
Deceased Person freebase.type_profile.strict_included_types Topic
Azhar Usman influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
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Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvz510
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Robert Bingham
[untitled] music.composition.recordings Cookies
Eddie Murphy influence.influence_node.influenced Dave Chappelle
m.09ns6c7 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Arj Barker
[untitled] music.composition.recordings Frogs and Bears
m.0bw21ys tv.tv_guest_role.actor Henny Youngman
Jimmy Dore people.person.profession Comedian
Bill Murray people.person.languages English Language
Eddie Murphy people.person.profession Stand-up comedian
Cheech Marin influence.influence_node.influenced Chris Rock
Charlie Moreno influence.influence_node.influenced_by Richard Pryor
Mitch Hedberg film.producer.film Los Enchiladas!
Dave Chappelle people.person.profession Actor
Dave Attell influence.influence_node.influenced_by Sam Kinison
m.0cg5lm7 film.performance.actor Steven Wright
Mitch Hedberg: Mitch All Together film.film.genre Comedy
Bill Hicks common.topic.webpage m.0cqvhm4
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Tom Rhodes common.topic.notable_types Musical Artist
m.04hxb7q people.place_lived.person Henny Youngman
[untitled] music.composition.recordings Minibar
Rodney Dangerfield people.person.gender Male
Cheech & Chong common.topic.notable_types Musical Artist
Jonathan Winters people.person.profession Artist
Lewis Black influence.influence_node.influenced Kevin Moyers
Jim Gaffigan people.person.languages English Language
Dave Chappelle people.person.profession Television producer
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Steven Wright tv.tv_program_guest.appeared_on m.0j7p9f5
Henny Youngman music.artist.track Take My Wife, Please!
Be Prepared common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Agnosticism religion.religion.notable_figures Robert G. Ingersoll
Bobcat Goldthwait film.director.film Shakes the Clown
Russell Brand freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Aziz Ansari film.actor.film m.0z831n2
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Sam Kinison people.person.profession Screenwriter
Mitch Hedberg film.actor.film m.0gc_1hj
Anthony Jeselnik common.topic.notable_types TV Writer
Larry the Cable Guy people.person.profession Voice Actor
Mike Birbiglia freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Jeanne Eagels freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Steven Wright influence.influence_node.influenced Billy Connolly
Dean Obeidallah people.person.profession Comedian
I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Syracuse location.location.containedby United States of America
Debbie Linden people.person.profession Actor
Mary Hedberg people.person.spouse_s m.0j7rs9q
George Lopez people.person.profession Film Producer
Place of birth rdf-schema#range Location
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track You Were Good
Dave Chappelle influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Murray
Russell Brand influence.influence_node.influenced_by Richard Pryor
m.0bvx40d tv.tv_guest_role.actor Steven Wright
Chris Rock influence.influence_node.influenced_by Mort Sahl
Nicholas Curtis people.person.profession Actor
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck. An arrow killed you, they would never solve the crime. \"Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.\"
Valdosta location.location.people_born_here Bill Hicks
Larry the Cable Guy freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Spouse (or domestic partner)
Lenny Bruce influence.influence_node.influenced Bill Hicks
Steven Wright music.artist.album I Still Have a Pony
City/Town/Village freebase.type_profile.strict_included_types Location
Saint Paul location.location.containedby United States of America
m.0bnt0mk common.webpage.in_index Blissful Master Index
White people common.topic.webpage m.09w3dk4
Steven Wright influence.influence_node.influenced Anthony Jeselnik
Jan Paul Beahm common.topic.notable_types Composer
Eddie Murphy people.person.profession Comedian
Alice Ormsby-Gore common.topic.notable_types Deceased Person
Larry the Cable Guy freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Parents
m.0nclkfc people.marriage.spouse Demetri Martin
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations This shirt is \"dry-clean only\"...which means it's dirty.
Sarah Silverman influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
Cheech Marin influence.influence_node.influenced Russell Peters
Dane Cook influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
m.0zc23xw tv.tv_guest_role.actor Aziz Ansari
Nazeem Hussain influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
Aziz Ansari freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Henny Youngman music.artist.album Henny Youngman Himself
Shmuel Breban influence.influence_node.influenced_by Jerry Seinfeld
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations Some people think I'm high on stage; I would never get high before a show, because, when I'm high, I don't wanna stand in front of a bunch of people I don't know. That does not sound comfortable. Like, when you're high, and a joke doesn't work, it's extra scary. It's like,\"Whoa, what the hell happened there? I am retreating within myself. Why have all these people gathered? And why am I elevated? Why am I not facing the same way as everyone else? And what is this electric stick in my hand?\"
Steve Martin influence.influence_node.influenced Jeff Ross
Louis C.K. influence.influence_node.influenced_by Lenny Bruce
Eddie Murphy people.person.profession Film Producer
Beret and Pancakes music.recording.tracks Beret and Pancakes
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Mitch Hedberg tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvy5qs
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Cheech Marin people.person.profession Film Producer
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Gambling music.single.versions Gambling
Mike Bloomfield people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Drug overdose
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Bobcat Goldthwait film.actor.film m.0jzklj
Jim Gaffigan people.person.profession Actor
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Joe Rogan influence.influence_node.influenced_by Terence McKenna
Henny Youngman tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvyfq0
Bobcat Goldthwait common.topic.webpage m.094hv8x
Chicago location.hud_county_place.place Chicago
Brian Regan freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
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Bobcat Goldthwait common.topic.notable_for g.1254zhsm6
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Arrows
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Jimi Hendrix people.person.profession Artist
The Best of Comedy Central Presents common.topic.notable_types Film
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George Lopez influence.influence_node.influenced_by Eddie Murphy
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Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track The Dufrenes
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Bobcat Goldthwait award.award_nominee.award_nominations m.09tmjw5
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Lee Camp
[untitled] music.composition.recordings Lynn
m.09w3sd_ common.webpage.topic Aziz Ansari
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San Francisco common.topic.notable_types City/Town/Village
Joe Rogan freebase.valuenotation.has_value Parents
Person type.type.properties Children
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You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
George Lopez influence.influence_node.influenced_by Richard Pryor
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations My friend said to me, \"I think the weather's trippy.\" I said, \"No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy.\" Then I thought, \"Man, I should've just said, 'Yeah.'\"
Bobcat Goldthwait tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bgq6sv
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Steven Wright people.person.profession Comedian
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Bobcat Goldthwait people.person.profession Television Director
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Vernon Chatman freebase.valuenotation.has_value Parents
I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Koalas music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Jan Paul Beahm people.person.gender Male
m.03lln_3 tv.regular_tv_appearance.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
m.0f76rv3 music.track_contribution.contributor Steven Wright
Dick Gregory people.person.profession Writer
Brian Regan people.person.nationality United States of America
m.02vdbrr film.performance.actor Dave Attell
Adam Sandler people.person.nationality United States of America
[intro] music.composition.recordings The CD Jokes
Janis Joplin common.topic.notable_types Musical Artist
Cambridge common.topic.notable_types City/Town/Village
m.0h16t_t film.performance.actor Steven Wright
Mitch Hedberg tv.tv_actor.starring_roles m.06wgynr
Larry the Cable Guy people.person.profession Television producer
Brad Renfro people.person.languages English Language
Chris Rock people.person.gender Male
Cheech Marin music.featured_artist.recordings Be Prepared (instrumental)
Do You Believe in Gosh? music.album.releases Do You Believe in Gosh?
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'
m.0z4dj2h music.album.artist Demetri Martin
Warren Tartaglia people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Drug overdose
Demetri Martin book.author.works_written Point Your Face at This
Chris Farley freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
Ricky Gervais freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Janeane Garofalo people.person.profession Actor
Valdosta location.hud_county_place.place Valdosta
Margaret Cho freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Chris Rock influence.influence_node.influenced Lee Camp
Russell Peters influence.influence_node.influenced Ryan Maglunob
Woody Allen freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
m.0bv_r1c tv.tv_guest_role.actor Steven Wright
George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced Mitch Hedberg
American: The Bill Hicks Story film.film.personal_appearances m.07yfvv1
Mike Bloomfield freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Chris Farley freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Demetri Martin film.actor.film m.052dw8k
Ray Romano people.person.profession Television producer
Louis C.K. common.topic.notable_types TV Writer
Bertrand Russell people.person.nationality United Kingdom
Demetri Martin tv.tv_writer.tv_programs m.0sgj7n7
m.0jwlsq film.performance.actor Bill Hicks
Tom Rhodes people.person.profession Comedian
Steven Wright common.topic.webpage m.0941l6s
Janis Joplin people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
Denis Leary film.producer.films_executive_produced No Cure for Cancer
David Cross people.person.religion Atheism
Jonathan Winters people.person.gender Male
m.0zc23pq tv.tv_segment_performance.actor Aziz Ansari
George Lopez freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Jonathan Winters influence.influence_node.influenced Richard Pryor
Lenny Bruce freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of death
Emo Philips tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bng9tl
Bandslam film.film.story_by Demetri Martin
Oatmeal music.recording.tracks Oatmeal
White people medicine.risk_factor.diseases Chronic fatigue syndrome
Aziz Ansari film.actor.film m.0j_vvv8
m.05yyysb education.education.student Mike Birbiglia
Steve Martin influence.influence_node.influenced Kevin Moyers
Demetri Martin people.person.profession Screenwriter
m.0gvd8f8 film.performance.actor Aziz Ansari
[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yn5chfz3
Mitch Hedberg: Mitch All Together common.topic.notable_types Film
Mitch Hedberg tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bw2l50
George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced Brad Stine
m.0rj_df8 music.track_contribution.contributor Emo Philips
Place of birth rdf-schema#domain Person
TV Actor freebase.type_hints.included_types Topic
My Necklace common.topic.notable_for g.1yfp24dg6
Deadpan common.topic.webpage m.09y019g
Arj Barker music.artist.track Time for Bed
Henry Rollins influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
Bobcat Goldthwait common.topic.webpage m.09w9z7j
Henny Youngman film.actor.film m.0vbcp1h
Cheech & Chong common.topic.webpage m.09yh8ct
Pancreatic cancer medicine.icd_9_cm_classification.includes_classifications Pancreatic cancer
Vancouver common.topic.notable_types City/Town/Village
Comedy's Dirtiest Dozen film.film.starring m.0jwlsq
Ryan Maglunob influence.influence_node.influenced_by Shaun Majumder
Jimi Hendrix people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Drug overdose
m.0h16vg5 tv.regular_tv_appearance.actor Steven Wright
Bill Hicks music.featured_artist.recordings The Voice of Reason
m.0cq5mmg common.webpage.topic Aziz Ansari
Bob Newhart people.person.profession Voice Actor
m.02vb9ry film.performance.character Lee
Lenny Bruce influence.influence_node.influenced_by Dick Gregory
George Carlin broadcast.artist.content Broadband Comedy Network (BCN)
Steven Wright film.actor.film m.0h16v0m
Just for Laughs: Stand-Up: Over the Edge media_common.netflix_title.netflix_genres Stand-up comedy
Ron Bennington influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
m.09xvynb common.webpage.topic White people
Aziz Ansari tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0zc241d
I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two two. I would say \"Sweet.\" And then people would say, \"Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?\" I'd say, \"Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough.\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Ethnicity freebase.type_hints.included_types Topic
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Andrew Wood
m.0gyf0kk education.education.student Demetri Martin
Steven Wright music.artist.track Hitchhiking
Lewis Black people.person.profession Actor
David Cross freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Cedarhurst location.hud_county_place.place Cedarhurst
Brian Regan freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Bertrand Russell people.person.religion Agnosticism
Aziz Ansari common.topic.webpage m.09ycgdh
[untitled] music.composition.lyricist Mitch Hedberg
Russell Peters influence.influence_node.influenced_by Cheech Marin
Denis Leary influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
Denis Leary base.americancomedy.comedian.comedy_genres Black comedy
Denis Leary people.person.profession Comedian
Steven Wright common.topic.webpage m.094sy1x
Henny Youngman tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvxfy3
Zach Galifianakis people.person.gender Male
Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.starring_roles m.0h16vbv
Robert Benchley influence.influence_node.influenced Woody Allen
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Bill Burr influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
m.0dglb2d film.performance.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Humorist people.profession.specialization_of Writer
Chris Farley people.person.profession Actor
Do You Believe in Gosh? music.album.album_content_type Live Album
Alice Ormsby-Gore people.person.nationality United Kingdom
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I saw some two-dollar bills, today. They were for sale for eight dollars. Something went severely wrong there. What happened? It spun out of control. Now it's worth eight, still says \"two\".
John Belushi influence.influence_node.influenced_by Lenny Bruce
Henny Youngman tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvzt62
Arnold Hedberg common.topic.notable_for g.125cbq0qc
Demetri Martin people.person.gender Male
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Los Enchiladas! film.film.starring m.0j7rr3_
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Bill Cosby influence.influence_node.influenced_by Dick Gregory
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Arj Barker music.artist.track Fly Baby
Aziz Ansari tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.05ck961
Mike Birbiglia book.author.works_written My Girlfriend's Boyfriend
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck. An arrow killed you, they would never solve the crime. \"Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.\" common.topic.notable_for g.12587yvdx
Henny Youngman music.artist.track Shopping With Bricks
X music.recording.tracks X
Jeanne Eagels people.person.gender Female
San Francisco base.biblioness.bibs_location.country United States of America
Dave Chappelle influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
Oatmeal music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Dick Gregory freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Jerry Seinfeld base.americancomedy.comedian.comedy_genres Observational comedy
Ricky Williams freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
New York City base.biblioness.bibs_location.country United States of America
Observational comedy base.americancomedy.comedy_genre.comedians_in_this_genre Jerry Seinfeld
m.012zk2pn film.performance.film Ninja Bachelor Party
Eddie Murphy influence.influence_node.influenced Jeff Ross
Dave Chappelle people.person.religion Islam
m.0bw030w tv.tv_guest_role.actor Henny Youngman
Vittorio Leonardi influence.influence_node.influenced_by Lewis Black
Cheech Marin influence.influence_node.influenced_by Jonathan Winters
Mike Birbiglia award.award_nominee.award_nominations m.0z9d1lm
m.0gyf0jz people.place_lived.person Demetri Martin
[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yn5bqcfm
m.0ybxtgv music.album.artist Aziz Ansari
Jay Leno people.person.profession Screenwriter
Larry the Cable Guy people.person.gender Male
m.0gyjq88 tv.tv_regular_personal_appearance.person Demetri Martin
Livingston common.topic.notable_types City/Town/Village
m.0yb1cy6 music.album.artist Demetri Martin
m.09yjtj8 common.webpage.topic Deadpan
m.09ns6bq tv.tv_guest_role.actor Arj Barker
TV Writer freebase.type_hints.included_types Topic
m.09wynbv common.webpage.topic Demetri Martin
Henny Youngman music.artist.track What, No Jewish Jokes?
Swedish American people.ethnicity.geographic_distribution Midwestern United States
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Zeke Zettner
Jeff Foxworthy freebase.valuenotation.has_value Siblings
m.0h1rgsh common.webpage.category Official Website
José Luis Fernández people.person.gender Male
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Bill Cosby influence.influence_node.influenced Dane Cook
Shmuel Breban influence.influence_node.influenced_by Emo Philips
Noam Chomsky people.person.nationality United States of America
Jean-Michel Basquiat people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
Bobcat Goldthwait film.person_or_entity_appearing_in_film.films m.0cs999c
Zach Galifianakis people.person.languages English Language
Cheech & Chong symbols.namesake.named_after Tommy Chong
m.094jhfz common.webpage.topic Bobcat Goldthwait
Hillel Slovak freebase.valuenotation.has_value Parents
Vernon Chatman people.person.gender Male
m.03pkdjp people.place_lived.person Bobcat Goldthwait
Aziz Ansari tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0zc243r
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Sonny Clark
Aziz Ansari award.award_nominee.award_nominations m.0z8xftm
Vittorio Leonardi freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Emo Philips people.person.place_of_birth Chicago
Lisa Lampanelli people.person.profession Film Producer
Sesame Seeds common.topic.notable_for g.1yg4mfn4k
Angie Andreson people.person.parents Arnold Hedberg
Henny Youngman people.person.quotations When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Los Enchiladas! film.film.executive_produced_by Jana Johnson
m.04zty9z tv.tv_guest_role.episodes_appeared_in Eric's Buddy
m.0bvzkqx tv.tv_guest_role.actor Steven Wright
Russell Brand people.person.gender Male
Henny Youngman music.artist.track Introduction and the Dressing Room
Broadband Comedy Network (BCN) broadcast.content.artist Bob Newhart
Eugene Mirman people.person.profession Actor
[untitled] music.composition.lyricist Mitch Hedberg
George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced Dave Chappelle
m.0bnt0mk common.webpage.category Curated Topic
Demetri Martin people.person.education m.0gyf0kk
Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvw1nj
Brad Stine people.person.profession Actor
Rodney Dangerfield people.person.profession Screenwriter
Denis Leary freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Stephen Lynch
Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced Dave Chappelle
Demetri Martin people.person.place_of_birth New York City
m.0j7rqpk film.performance.film Los Enchiladas!
Mike Birbiglia book.author.works_written Sleepwalk With Me
m.09nsd7l tv.tv_guest_role.actor Emo Philips
Janis Joplin freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Margaret Cho people.person.profession Television producer
J. Martling people.person.profession Film Producer
Bill Murray freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Parents
Soda Pop music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Deadpan base.americancomedy.comedy_genre.comedians_in_this_genre Jack Soo
m.0h2jsd4 education.education.student Bobcat Goldthwait
Aziz Ansari people.person.profession Actor
Ray Romano freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Cheech & Chong music.artist.track_contributions m.0dvq46c
m.0gm0ztn film.performance.actor Demetri Martin
Female medicine.risk_factor.diseases Polymyalgia rheumatica
Rodney Dangerfield influence.influence_node.influenced Chris Rock
Los Enchiladas! film.film.starring m.0j7rpm4
Aziz Ansari award.award_nominee.award_nominations m.0_r6p77
Russell Peters influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
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Steven Wright film.writer.film One Soldier
Human Giant tv.tv_program.country_of_origin United States of America
Noam Chomsky influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bertrand Russell
m.0bw2y8m tv.tv_guest_role.episodes_appeared_in Show #1753
[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yp3f6cyf
Brad Stine influence.influence_node.influenced_by Denis Leary
Aziz Ansari film.actor.film m.0598dnx
Eddie Murphy people.person.nationality United States of America
Jeanne Eagels freebase.valuenotation.has_value Children
Bob Newhart influence.influence_node.influenced Ron White
Jan Paul Beahm people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
Bobcat Goldthwait influence.influence_node.influenced Patton Oswalt
Mort Sahl influence.influence_node.influenced Woody Allen
Ulcerative colitis medicine.disease.parent_disease Inflammatory bowel disease
Dave Chappelle freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Bobcat Goldthwait film.writer.film Shakes the Clown
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I did a movie with Peter Frampton. He's a musical genius, but I don't listen to his stuff. So I had to continuously try to draw attention away from the fact. Hey Frampton! Do you like toast too!? As do I. It is warm and crispy and the perfect place for jelly to lay. Now stay away from me Frampton, I ain't got shit else to say to you!
Person freebase.type_hints.included_types Topic
Louis C.K. influence.influence_node.influenced Dane Cook
Bill Cosby freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I wrote a script and gave it to a guy that reads scripts. And he read it and said he really likes it, but he thinks I need to rewrite it. I said, \"Fuck that, I'll just make a copy.\"
Steven Wright music.artist.track_contributions m.0dxdwgk
m.0bvxy2t tv.tv_guest_role.actor Demetri Martin
Ricky Gervais freebase.valuenotation.has_no_value Children
Jeff Foxworthy people.person.profession Screenwriter
Dane Cook people.person.profession Actor
Frogs and Bears music.recording.tracks Frogs and Bears
Beret and Pancakes common.topic.notable_for g.1yg9ckdh6
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Dee Dee Ramone
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I like when they bring a comedian on stage, they always tell you what else they do. But fuck, this is enough, isn't it? He's here tonight performing, because that is his job! But no, it's gotta be, \"He laid bricks in Philadelphia. And he repaired a car in Oklahoma. He has an umbrella store in Philadelphia. That's the only city that comes to mind right now. Philadelphia, 'cause you can say \"Philly\" and the people from Philadelphia will not get mad. Like if you say \"Frisco,\" San Francisco people say, \"Fuck off!\" But if you say \"Philly\" they say, \"Alright!\" Because I don't always have time to say \"Philadelphia.\" Sometimes I just need that word to be two syllables. Phil-a-del-phi-a. Fuck, five! Your town would be called Philly too if it had five syllables!
[untitled] music.composition.recordings Dry Clean Only
Woody Allen influence.influence_node.influenced Louis C.K.
m.09ywstc common.webpage.topic Cheech & Chong
Dane Cook people.person.profession Television Director
Henny Youngman music.artist.track My Polish and Italian Friends
Mike Birbiglia freebase.valuenotation.has_value Parents
Sam Kinison influence.influence_node.influenced_by Lenny Bruce
m.02vc0tn film.performance.actor Steven Wright
Australia location.country.languages_spoken English Language
Cheech Marin music.featured_artist.recordings Earache My Eye
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Max Cantor
Mitch Hedberg freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of death
Ellen DeGeneres people.person.gender Female
Scandinavian American people.ethnicity.languages_spoken Swedish Language
Steven Wright people.person.profession Musician
Jonathan Melvoin people.person.nationality United States of America
Cheech Marin common.topic.notable_types Film actor
Aziz Ansari film.actor.film g.11b7vcx_7f
m.0h2jsp9 film.performance.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Cheech & Chong influence.influence_node.influenced Jeff Ross
[untitled] music.composition.recordings Highlights
Meet the Parents film.film.starring m.05kk7pd
m.03pltpk people.place_lived.location Saint Paul
m.0gcybmz film.performance.film The Best of Comedy Central Presents
m.03lk227 common.webpage.topic Bill Hicks
Steve Martin influence.influence_node.influenced Eddie Izzard
m.0bvxlfk tv.tv_guest_role.actor Steven Wright
Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
m.0h16t_1 film.performance.actor Steven Wright
Louis C.K. influence.influence_node.influenced Ricky Gervais
Jerry Seinfeld people.person.profession Actor
Mike Bloomfield people.person.profession Musician
Three Easy Payments common.topic.notable_for g.1yfp2qqcl
Henny Youngman music.artist.track Doctor, Doctor
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Mitch Hedberg
Aziz Ansari tv.tv_actor.tv_segment_performances m.0zc23p4
David Lerner people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
My roommate said to me, 'I'm gonna go shave and use the shower, does anyone need to use the bathroom?' It's like some weird ass quiz where he reveals the answer first. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Ron Bennington influence.influence_node.influenced Tom Rhodes
Adam Sandler influence.influence_node.influenced_by Cheech & Chong
Henry Rollins people.person.nationality United States of America
Henny Youngman tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bw1mqk
Jimmy Dore influence.influence_node.influenced_by Jay Leno
George Lopez freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Mitch Hedberg tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0dkgjzg
Mike Birbiglia people.person.profession Actor
Shaving Too music.recording.canonical_version Shaving Too
Smackie the Frog music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Musical Artist freebase.type_profile.equivalent_topic Musician
Carl Lee freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Azhar Usman people.person.ethnicity Indian people
m.03ln406 film.performance.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Aziz Ansari music.artist.album m.0ytl09h
My Necklace common.topic.notable_for g.1yg4mz9t1
Steve Martin influence.influence_node.influenced Sarah Silverman
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced George Carlin
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Ron White
Patton Oswalt influence.influence_node.influenced_by Emo Philips
Bobcat Goldthwait tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0g0c2k6
Ron White influence.influence_node.influenced_by Cheech Marin
Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced George Carlin
m.0j1xrcs film.performance.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Craig Ferguson influence.influence_node.influenced_by Cheech & Chong
m.0jm3cv9 freebase.valuenotation.has_value Location of ceremony
Ron White influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bob Newhart
m.0cqvhm4 common.webpage.in_index Blissful Master Index
Cheech & Chong music.musical_group.member g.11b81rwtjw
Demetri Martin film.film_story_contributor.film_story_credits Bandslam
Mike Birbiglia people.person.parents Vincent Paul Birbiglia
[untitled] music.composition.recordings Smackie the Frog
Mike Birbiglia people.person.education m.0sw3xwr
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Pepin
You Were Good common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Aziz Ansari film.actor.film m.0598dp1
Jim Gaffigan freebase.valuenotation.has_value Parents
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Randy Chestnut
Islam religion.religion.includes Sunni Islam
Steven Wright people.person.places_lived m.0h16tdt
Highlights music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvzxf0
Bill Cosby influence.influence_node.influenced Jerry Seinfeld
American English language.language_dialect.language English Language
Azhar Usman people.person.religion Islam
Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvxlfk
Jimi Hendrix freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
White people common.topic.image Egyptian races
m.0dvq46c music.track_contribution.contributor Cheech & Chong
m.0cvg690 common.webpage.in_index Blissful Master Index
m.0dkp_f7 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up. common.topic.notable_for g.125fntrs8
Henny Youngman people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Pneumonia
Joe Rogan freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Mitch All Together common.topic.notable_for g.12yxhs3dr
Woody Allen influence.influence_node.influenced_by Robert Benchley
[untitled] music.composition.lyricist Mitch Hedberg
Chris Rock influence.influence_node.influenced_by Richard Pryor
Bobcat Goldthwait film.director.film World's Greatest Dad
Lynn common.topic.notable_for g.1yfp2gqgr
The CD Jokes music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Bobcat Goldthwait people.person.languages English Language
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.parent_cause_of_death Drug overdose
Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
m.0j7rqm9 film.performance.film Los Enchiladas!
Artie Lange people.person.languages English Language
United Kingdom location.country.languages_spoken English Language
Emo Philips influence.influence_node.influenced Shmuel Breban
Jean-Michel Basquiat people.person.languages English Language
m.0jwkgh film.performance.actor Steven Wright
TV Writer freebase.type_profile.equivalent_topic Screenwriter
Noam Chomsky freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Adam Sandler people.person.profession Musician
White people common.topic.webpage m.09xrdny
Janis Joplin freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Aziz Ansari people.person.parents Fatima Ansari
m.03l971w common.webpage.topic Mike Birbiglia
Cheech & Chong music.artist.album Let's Make a New Dope Deal
The Velcro Wallet common.topic.notable_for g.1yfp1l62n
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Tim Hardin
Patton Oswalt people.person.profession Film Producer
Jackie Curtis people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Drug overdose
Artie Lange people.person.profession Screenwriter
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Radiohead
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations If I was a locksmith I'd be fuckin' pimpin' that shit out.\"Say, what's goin' on, man? Tell you what. I'll trade you a free key duplication.\" That joke made me laugh before I could finish it. Which is good 'cuz there's no ending
Website Category freebase.type_hints.included_types Topic
Demetri Martin influence.influence_node.influenced Shmuel Breban
[untitled] music.composition.recordings The Dufrenes
Eddie Murphy people.person.gender Male
Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvvx9r
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Jimmy Dore
White American people.ethnicity.languages_spoken American English
Joe Rogan freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
m.0bvv3dt tv.tv_guest_role.episodes_appeared_in Show #0950
Sarah Silverman people.person.profession Comedian
Jack Soo base.americancomedy.comedian.comedy_genres Deadpan
m.0cq5mmg common.webpage.in_index Blissful Celebrities
Shmuel Breban influence.influence_node.influenced_by Mitch Hedberg
Anthony Jeselnik people.person.nationality United States of America
Bobcat Goldthwait freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
On a stop light green means go and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means, 'where the fuck did you get that banana at?' media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Jerry Seinfeld influence.influence_node.influenced Lee Camp
Henny Youngman music.artist.album Take My Album... Please! or 2 Sets for the Price of One
Strategic Grill Locations music.album.primary_release Strategic Grill Locations
m.0ytb7ch music.album.artist Demetri Martin
Jean-Michel Basquiat freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of death
[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
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m.0bnsghc common.webpage.in_index Blissful Master Index
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Cheech & Chong broadcast.artist.content 1Club.FM: 70s (Pop)
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David Cross influence.influence_node.influenced Rory Scovel
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Louis C.K. freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Parents
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Bill Murray people.person.profession Comedian
[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yn5c0h29
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Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
Bobcat Goldthwait people.person.places_lived m.03pkdjp
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Movie Pot
White people medicine.risk_factor.diseases Thyroid cancer
Date of birth type.property.expected_type Date/Time
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Oatmeal common.topic.notable_for g.1yg4mgxnx
Lenny Bruce influence.influence_node.influenced Louis C.K.
Steve Martin influence.influence_node.influenced Louis C.K.
[untitled] music.composition.recordings Shaving Too
m.03lgjhn tv.regular_tv_appearance.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Headless Horseman music.recording.tracks Headless Horseman
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Tea Ski music.recording.tracks Tea Ski
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Zach Galifianakis freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Fire Exit music.recording.tracks Fire Exit
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Bobcat Goldthwait film.actor.film m.0dglb2d
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Colin Quinn people.person.nationality United States of America
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Dry Clean Only music.recording.tracks Dry Clean Only
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Mike Birbiglia music.artist.album Medium Man Song
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Randy Chestnut people.person.gender Male
Larry the Cable Guy freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
m.0dm5yt6 common.webpage.category Curated Topic
Mike Birbiglia freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
This shirt is \"dry-clean only\"...which means it's dirty. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Beret and Pancakes music.recording.song [untitled]
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My Necklace music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
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Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Warren Tartaglia
Gambling music.recording.song [untitled]
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. common.topic.notable_types Quotation
Syracuse location.hud_county_place.place Syracuse
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Mikey Mileos people.person.gender Male
Comedy's Dirtiest Dozen film.film.genre Stand-up comedy
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Tomatoes music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
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Johnny Carson influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bob Newhart
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Henny Youngman tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvwvp4
Houses common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
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Cheech & Chong music.artist.album Bloat On
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Broadband Comedy Network (BCN) broadcast.content.artist Larry the Cable Guy
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, \"Dude, you have to wait.\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Eddie Izzard freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Shmuel Breban common.topic.notable_for g.125cdpttt
m.09yckxw common.webpage.topic Demetri Martin
Lee Camp people.person.nationality United States of America
White people common.topic.webpage m.09xnjjz
Mike Birbiglia common.topic.webpage m.03l971w
Henry Rollins common.topic.notable_types Musical Artist
Paul Auster freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I don't have any children but if I had a baby I would have to name it so I'd buy a \"baby naming book\". Or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on.
m.0sw3xwr education.education.student Mike Birbiglia
m.0bvz_2w tv.tv_guest_role.actor Steven Wright
Mike Birbiglia freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
m.0vbcp1h film.performance.actor Henny Youngman
Gambling music.recording.canonical_version Gambling
Lewis Black people.person.profession Screenwriter
Artie Lange freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Ray Romano freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Belt music.recording.tracks Belt
Woody Allen influence.influence_node.influenced_by Mort Sahl
Human Giant tv.tv_program.genre Comedy
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Matthew Ansara people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
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Lisa Lampanelli common.topic.notable_types Musical Artist
United Kingdom location.country.official_language English Language
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m.0dkltl9 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Emo Philips
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Steven Wright common.topic.webpage m.0bnt97g
Bob Newhart common.topic.notable_types TV Actor
[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yn5b3wlq
Oatmeal music.recording.song [untitled]
Steve Martin people.person.nationality United States of America
This is what my friend said to me; he said, \"Guess what I like? Mashed potatoes.\" It's like,\"Dude. you have to give me time to guess. If you're gonna quiz me, you have to insert a pause.\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Mitch Hedberg film.producer.films_executive_produced Los Enchiladas!
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Restaurants
Cheech & Chong music.artist.album Cheech & Chong’s Wedding Album
Arj Barker people.person.nationality United States of America
Craig Ferguson people.person.ethnicity Scottish American
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Cheech Marin music.artist.track Earache My Eye
Lynn music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
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Chris Rock influence.influence_node.influenced_by Woody Allen
Dave Brockie people.person.profession Actor
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. common.topic.notable_for g.1258dcfm0
Jeanne Eagels people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Drug overdose
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later. common.topic.notable_types Quotation
Louis C.K. people.person.profession Film Producer
Bill Burr influence.influence_node.influenced_by Louis C.K.
Aziz Ansari film.actor.film m.0kb75kv
Bill Hicks people.deceased_person.place_of_death Little Rock
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Kevin Moyers influence.influence_node.influenced_by Louis C.K.
I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Ricky Williams people.person.gender Male
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Steve Martin people.person.profession Musician
Swedish American common.topic.image Aldrin
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Mike Birbiglia film.actor.film m.0vn4zth
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Saddle Rash tv.tv_program.genre Comedy
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Janeane Garofalo people.person.religion Atheism
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m.0h16vft tv.regular_tv_appearance.actor Steven Wright
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Brad Stine people.person.gender Male
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Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
Bertrand Russell people.person.profession Writer
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Kevin Moyers people.person.gender Male
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If you boat a lot you are known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't ever want to be referred to as a boating enthusiast. I hope they call me a guy that likes to boat. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
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m.0bng9tl tv.tv_guest_role.actor Emo Philips
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Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here.
m.0cg1ny8 tv.regular_tv_appearance.actor Steven Wright
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Steven Wright film.actor.film m.02vczt_
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Max Cantor people.person.profession Actor
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations Alright, alright. That joke’s better than you acted. Perhaps it’s not. Maybe it’s dumb. It could be. I hear you, man. I’m not a fuckin’ genius for Christ’s sakes. You know. I’m just tryin’ to tell some jokes. Shit. Who the fuck are you? That track is number fourteen. It’s called “Attitude”.
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I don't have a microwave oven but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.
Arj Barker music.artist.track The Smuggler
Mike Birbiglia film.director.film Sleepwalk with Me
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m.0kcpgx2 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Emo Philips
Emery Emery people.person.profession Film Producer
Mary Hedberg people.person.children Mitch Hedberg
India common.topic.notable_types Country
Bill Hicks music.artist.genre Stand-up comedy
Mitch Hedberg tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvz3y9
m.05cmyjc tv.tv_guest_role.actor Aziz Ansari
This CD Is in Stores music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
David Cross influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
Arnold Hedberg people.person.children Wendy Brown
United States of America common.topic.notable_types Country
Violist people.profession.specialization_of Musician
Mike Bloomfield freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Margaret Cho people.person.gender Female
Hot Air Balloon common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Agnosticism religion.religion.includes Agnostic atheism
Three Easy Payments music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
m.09493zz common.webpage.topic Bobcat Goldthwait
Andy Andrist people.person.nationality United States of America
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations \"I've got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying \"No\". So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say no to. Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have three settings? Liar! My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit.\"
Anthony Jeselnik influence.influence_node.influenced_by Sarah Silverman
[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
Lenny Bruce influence.influence_node.influenced Lewis Black
Jay Leno people.person.nationality United States of America
Craig Ferguson people.person.gender Male
Angie Andreson common.topic.notable_types Person
Deadpan common.topic.webpage m.09xjggn
Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
m.029fy9x film.performance.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
The Improv Fairy Tale common.topic.notable_for g.1yfp2v1fk
Shaving Too common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Jean-Michel Basquiat people.person.nationality United States of America
Azhar Usman people.person.ethnicity Biharis
Henny Youngman influence.influence_node.influenced Larry the Cable Guy
Ron White people.person.profession Film Producer
Arrows music.recording.tracks Arrows
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Oatmeal
Andy Andrist people.person.gender Male
Steven Wright influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bob Newhart
Bertrand Russell base.activism.activist.area_of_activism Atheism
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Bill Burr
Mike Birbiglia freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Parents
Dave Chappelle freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced_by Woody Allen
Cookies common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
George Carlin people.person.nationality United States of America
m.0cg0vbv film.performance.film Windy City Heat
American: The Bill Hicks Story media_common.netflix_title.netflix_genres Stand-up comedy
Brian Regan freebase.valuenotation.has_value Parents
m.0h16v1m film.performance.actor Steven Wright
Matthew Ansara people.person.profession Actor
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Dave Attell
m.0770f7h education.education.student Aziz Ansari
Dry Clean Only common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
m.0bvy5qs tv.tv_guest_role.episodes_appeared_in Show #1554
David Cross people.person.profession Stand-up comedian
Dave Chappelle people.person.gender Male
m.0zk33jh music.album.artist Demetri Martin
Wendy Brown people.person.gender Female
Arj Barker film.person_or_entity_appearing_in_film.films m.0gfph8f
m.045xdp2 common.webpage.topic Arj Barker
[untitled] music.composition.lyricist Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I've always wanted a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist
m.0gyf0kq people.place_lived.person Demetri Martin
[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yn5ddgwd
Colin Quinn freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
[untitled] music.composition.recordings Beret and Pancakes
Denis Leary people.person.profession Actor
Emo Philips tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0dl1dxg
Paul Demayo people.person.place_of_birth United States of America
Aziz Ansari people.person.parents Shoukath Ansari
Bobcat Goldthwait music.artist.track The Bono Story
Ryan Maglunob influence.influence_node.influenced_by Ron Josol
Be Prepared (instrumental) music.recording.featured_artists Cheech Marin
Steven Wright base.americancomedy.comedian.comedy_genres Surreal humour
Patton Oswalt influence.influence_node.influenced_by Sam Kinison
Broadband Comedy Network (BCN) broadcast.content.artist Bill Cosby
White people common.topic.image Blumenbach beautiful Georgian skull
Bill Cosby influence.influence_node.influenced Mike Birbiglia
Chris Rock influence.influence_node.influenced Nazeem Hussain
George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced Vittorio Leonardi
Bill Cosby freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Azhar Usman film.actor.film m.012zkzcx
Colin Quinn freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
I did a movie with Peter Frampton. He's a musical genius, but I don't listen to his stuff. So I had to continuously try to draw attention away from the fact. Hey Frampton! Do you like toast too!? As do I. It is warm and crispy and the perfect place for jelly to lay. Now stay away from me Frampton, I ain't got shit else to say to you! media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
m.0j7rrkc film.film_regional_release_date.film Los Enchiladas!
Russell Brand freebase.valuenotation.has_no_value Siblings
Comedy's Dirtiest Dozen film.film.genre Comedy
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,\"Forget everything you know about slipcovers.\" So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.
m.0j7rqld film.performance.film Los Enchiladas!
Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced Tom Rhodes
David Lerner people.deceased_person.place_of_death San Francisco
White people common.topic.webpage m.09w376k
Steven Wright film.actor.film m.0gw5tdq
Cookies common.topic.notable_for g.1yfp0ynr9
Chris Rock influence.influence_node.influenced Dave Chappelle
Hillel Slovak freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Parents owl#inverseOf Children
My Necklace common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Tim Hemensley
m.0bvygn9 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Mitch Hedberg
Chicago base.biblioness.bibs_location.country United States of America
Arnold Hedberg common.topic.notable_types Person
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Paul Ackland
Henny Youngman film.actor.film m.0pwx08w
Ron White people.person.languages English Language
m.040qbsl tv.tv_guest_role.actor Steven Wright
Female medicine.risk_factor.diseases Spina bifida
Bill Hicks freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of death
m.011dcnh3 film.performance.actor Azhar Usman
m.01tq6_k music.group_membership.member Cheech Marin
Manhattan film.film_location.featured_in_films Bandslam
Eddie Izzard people.person.profession Writer
Observational comedy base.americancomedy.comedy_genre.comedians_in_this_genre Janeane Garofalo
George Carlin people.person.profession Writer
Mitch Hedberg film.actor.film m.0gcybmz
I saw some two-dollar bills, today. They were for sale for eight dollars. Something went severely wrong there. What happened? It spun out of control. Now it's worth eight, still says \"two\". media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Bob Newhart freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Parents
Be Prepared (instrumental) music.recording.artist Cheech Marin
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.album Do You Believe in Gosh?
George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced Jimmy Carr
m.04hx9z9 education.education.student Steven Wright
Jerry Seinfeld freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Australia common.topic.notable_types Country
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Pamela Courson
m.0dm5yt6 common.webpage.in_index Blissful Master Index
Smackie the Frog common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Ron White people.person.gender Male
Dave Chappelle people.person.profession Comedian
Mitch Hedberg people.person.parents Arnold Hedberg
Mitch in the S'th common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
United States of America location.country.first_level_divisions Minnesota
Brad Renfro people.person.ethnicity White American
Mitch Hedberg freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
White American people.ethnicity.included_in_group White people
Eddie Izzard base.americancomedy.comedian.comedy_genres Surreal humour
m.040qbt1 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Aziz Ansari people.person.spouse_s m.011lmhdx
Bandslam film.film.country United States of America
Male medicine.risk_factor.diseases Kaposi's sarcoma
Bill Cosby people.person.profession Television Director
Steven Wright common.topic.notable_for g.125dv4c4d
English Language language.human_language.main_country United States of America
Cheech Marin common.webpage.category Official Website
Saint Paul base.wikipedia_infobox.settlement.area_code Area code 651
Lenny Bruce influence.influence_node.influenced Emery Emery
Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvxxjd
Azhar Usman people.person.parents Atiya Usman
Gilbert Gottfried base.americancomedy.comedian.performed_in_venues Carolines on Broadway
The Vacuumist music.recording.tracks The Vacuumist
m.0_vxvw1 award.award_nomination.award_nominee Steven Wright
Gilbert Gottfried common.topic.notable_types Film actor
Ellen DeGeneres people.person.profession Film Producer
Lewis Black freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Bill Hicks film.actor.film m.012zk2pn
Place of birth owl#inverseOf People born here
Craig Ferguson freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Demetri Martin film.actor.film m.0bg8mvk
Steven Wright influence.influence_node.influenced_by Paul Auster
Mitch Hedberg influence.influence_node.influenced Azhar Usman
Shrewsbury location.location.containedby United States of America
Russell Brand influence.influence_node.influenced_by Lenny Bruce
Bill Hicks book.author.works_written Love All the People: Letters, Lyrics, Routines
Rory Scovel freebase.valuenotation.has_value Date of birth
Ryan Maglunob common.topic.article m.02pq7lm
m.04hq2d3 people.place_lived.person Aziz Ansari
My Necklace music.recording.song [untitled]
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck. An arrow killed you, they would never solve the crime. \"Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Jerry Seinfeld freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Arj Barker music.artist.album The Marijuana-Logues
m.0bvz510 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Steven Wright
Eddie Izzard freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Parents
Jim Gaffigan people.person.nationality United States of America
The Dufrenes music.recording.tracks The Dufrenes
Demetri Martin freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Bobcat Goldthwait film.director.film God Bless America
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Observational comedy base.americancomedy.comedy_genre.comedians_in_this_genre Jeff Foxworthy
Demetri Martin common.topic.webpage m.09yd4lg
Jerry Seinfeld influence.influence_node.influenced Steve Hofstetter
m.0f_wp4h tv.tv_guest_role.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Hotels and Beds
White people medicine.risk_factor.diseases Urolithiasis
Mitch Hedberg common.image.appears_in_topic_gallery Mitch Hedberg
Margaret Cho influence.influence_node.influenced_by Richard Pryor
Eddie Izzard freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
m.05nwtm0 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Aziz Ansari
This CD Is in Stores music.recording.tracks This CD Is in Stores
Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotomus or just a really cool opotamus? common.topic.notable_for g.125b66b0j
Aziz Ansari influence.influence_node.peers m.0llmh7h
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Robert Benchley influence.influence_node.influenced Bob Newhart
World's Greatest Dad film.film.starring m.0h2jsp9
m.09xjggn common.webpage.topic Deadpan
m.0bvvgry tv.tv_guest_role.actor Steven Wright
Broadband Comedy Network (BCN) broadcast.content.artist Lewis Black
Harding Senior High School education.educational_institution.students_graduates m.0n1l_8t
Lenny Bruce freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Mary Hedberg people.person.gender Female
Parents type.property.schema Person
Cheech Marin music.group_member.membership g.11b81rwtjw
Bobcat Goldthwait film.actor.film m.0cg0vbv
m.0h32_k3 film.personal_film_appearance.person Bobcat Goldthwait
Ron White influence.influence_node.influenced_by Cheech & Chong
Demetri Martin film.person_or_entity_appearing_in_film.films m.0gyjq2y
m.0j7rr4k film.performance.film Los Enchiladas!
Rory Scovel people.person.gender Male
m.06whfl4 film.performance.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Artie Lange people.person.profession Comedian
Website Category freebase.type_profile.strict_included_types Topic
Mike Birbiglia common.topic.image Mike Birbiglia
Patton Oswalt people.person.ethnicity White American
Andy Andrist influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
Mitch Hedberg tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.04zty9z
m.01159t4d film.performance.actor Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin music.artist.album m.0yb1cy6
m.011jhj_f film.personal_film_appearance.person Mike Birbiglia
m.0cqm8fk common.webpage.in_index Blissful Master Index
Aziz Ansari tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bmpj13
Minnesota location.administrative_division.country United States of America
Broadband Comedy Network (BCN) broadcast.content.artist Stephen Lynch
Bobcat Goldthwait people.person.parents Tom Goldthwait
Jonathan Winters freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of death
Bill Cosby influence.influence_node.influenced Richard Pryor
Jerry Seinfeld people.person.gender Male
Chris Rock influence.influence_node.influenced_by Cheech Marin
Nicholas Curtis people.person.profession Artist
Demetri Martin film.actor.film m.0vb5_2x
Ricky Gervais influence.influence_node.influenced_by Woody Allen
Henny Youngman tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvvfnx
Screenwriter freebase.equivalent_topic.equivalent_type TV Writer
Rodney Dangerfield freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of death
Bill Cosby people.person.nationality United States of America
Steven Wright influence.influence_node.influenced Shmuel Breban
Jimi Hendrix influence.influence_node.influenced Bill Hicks
Multiple sclerosis medicine.disease.risk_factors Female
Gambling common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Demetri Martin people.person.profession Comedian
Black comedy base.americancomedy.comedy_genre.comedians_in_this_genre Doug Stanhope
Cheech Marin music.featured_artist.recordings Earache My Eye
Just for Laughs: Stand-Up: Over the Edge media_common.netflix_title.netflix_genres Comedy
Henny Youngman music.artist.track Drunks and Trains
m.0tl782v film.performance.actor Emo Philips
Little Rock common.topic.notable_types City/Town/Village
[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
Just for Laughs: Stand-Up: Over the Edge film.film.genre Comedy
m.02vdbrr film.performance.film Los Enchiladas!
Male medicine.risk_factor.diseases Pectus excavatum
Human Giant tv.tv_program.program_creator Aziz Ansari
Carl Lee people.person.place_of_birth New York City
m.0bvyv59 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Demetri Martin
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.album Strategic Grill Locations
m.09ybr24 common.webpage.topic Aziz Ansari
Steven Wright common.topic.webpage m.03kx0c3
Ellen DeGeneres people.person.profession Screenwriter
Jeff Foxworthy influence.influence_node.influenced Ron White
Bobcat Goldthwait film.actor.film m.029fy9x
Mike Birbiglia music.artist.track Finding a Woman
Aziz Ansari people.person.ethnicity Tamil American
Mitch Hedberg film.person_or_entity_appearing_in_film.films m.0jmz24z
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Glenn Quinn
Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvw5qv
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Smackie the Frog
I like vending machines 'cuz snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at a store, oftentimes, I will drop it so that it achieves it's maximum flavor potential. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Highlights common.topic.notable_for g.1yfp0_y1g
Jay Leno people.person.profession Voice Actor
Ricky Williams freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of death
Sam Kinison influence.influence_node.influenced Emery Emery
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Jon Vincent
Jay Leno people.person.profession Television producer
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Robbie Bonham
Bill Hicks music.artist.album Moon Is Smiling
Bill Murray freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
m.0qfff5f music.track_contribution.contributor Arj Barker
Emo Philips freebase.valuenotation.has_value Parents
Cheech Marin freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
m.094hv8x common.webpage.topic Bobcat Goldthwait
Vittorio Leonardi influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Cosby
m.0bvyqvn tv.tv_guest_role.actor Steven Wright
Adam Sandler people.person.profession Voice Actor
Broadband Comedy Network (BCN) broadcast.content.artist Ray Romano
Henny Youngman people.person.spouse_s m.0jm3cv9
George Lopez people.person.profession Television Director
Bill Burr freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Margaret Cho people.person.profession Actor
Mike Bloomfield people.deceased_person.place_of_death San Francisco
Ryan Maglunob people.person.place_of_birth Kingston
m.0j7rpm4 film.performance.film Los Enchiladas!
Aziz Ansari film.person_or_entity_appearing_in_film.films m.0wb_zz5
George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced Richard Pryor
Arj Barker music.artist.track Let's Get Positive!
Arnold Hedberg people.person.spouse_s m.0j7rs9q
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. \"Look what I got motherfucker! This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up!\"
m.0_r6p77 award.award_nomination.award_nominee Aziz Ansari
Ron White people.person.profession Writer
Morbid Obscenity music.album.genre Comedy
Emo Philips common.topic.notable_for g.1255wthq3
George Carlin people.person.profession Television producer
Rory Scovel common.topic.notable_types Musical Artist
[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yp3d1rjv
Brian Regan influence.influence_node.influenced_by Johnny Carson
Robert Bingham people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Drug overdose
David Cross people.person.profession Television producer
m.0bmtlnz tv.tv_guest_role.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Person type.type.properties Date of birth
Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
Jerry Seinfeld freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced Andy Andrist
Chris Farley people.person.nationality United States of America
India location.country.languages_spoken English Language
Writer people.profession.specializations Screenwriter
Aziz Ansari tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.09p44p4
m.0d5t4l4 common.webpage.in_index Blissful Master Index
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, \"I hear music\", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work.
m.01tq6_k music.group_membership.group Cheech & Chong
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track My Necklace
Eddie Izzard people.person.profession Film Producer
Ellen DeGeneres freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Be Prepared (instrumental) common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Shakes the Clown film.film.directed_by Bobcat Goldthwait
Henny Youngman tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvy22v
Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier'n helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Bill Hicks film.person_or_entity_appearing_in_film.films m.07yfvv1
Demetri Martin tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bw2rzf
Swedish American fictional_universe.ethnicity_in_fiction.characters_of_this_ethnicity Zack Martin
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.
Steve Martin influence.influence_node.influenced Rory Scovel
m.0j7rqn0 film.performance.film Los Enchiladas!
Strategic Grill Locations music.album.releases Strategic Grill Locations
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Mike Bloomfield
Henny Youngman music.artist.track Up, Up in the Bleachers
Lenny Bruce freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of death
Arj Barker people.person.ethnicity Indian American
Jeff Foxworthy people.person.profession Comedian
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Dean Obeidallah
Indian people common.topic.notable_types Ethnicity
Just for Laughs: Stand-Up: Vol. 2: On the Edge film.film.starring m.0gc_1hj
Louis C.K. influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Cosby
m.0g0mymg tv.tv_guest_role.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
The Velcro Wallet music.recording.canonical_version The Velcro Wallet
Demetri Martin tv.tv_actor.starring_roles m.0bvzyy3
Black comedy base.americancomedy.comedy_genre.comedians_in_this_genre George Carlin
Henny Youngman music.artist.track Take My Wife Please!
Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
Robert Benchley people.person.nationality United States of America
Arj Barker tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.09ns6b7
Aziz Ansari film.person_or_entity_appearing_in_film.films m.0gz7jk9
Ricky Gervais base.americancomedy.comedian.comedy_genres Observational comedy
Rodney Dangerfield people.person.profession Comedian
m.0gb5sc9 film.performance.actor Mike Birbiglia
m.0hnlw4d common.image.appears_in_topic_gallery Los Enchiladas!
Highlights common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
Arj Barker tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.04f9xvb
George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced Joe Rogan
m.065pljl base.popstra.friendship.participant Aziz Ansari
m.04hq2d3 people.place_lived.location Columbia
Bobcat Goldthwait tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bgmsrr
[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yn5dgcyf
Cheech & Chong music.artist.album Get Out of My Room
Peter Cook influence.influence_node.influenced_by Lenny Bruce
Soda Pop music.recording.tracks Soda Pop
Bobcat Goldthwait film.actor.film m.02h4szq
Demetri Martin film.actor.film m.0q2lh8j
Henny Youngman common.topic.notable_types TV Actor
Bandslam film.film.genre Comedy
Gender rdf-schema#domain Person
Robert Benchley people.person.profession Writer
Larry the Cable Guy people.person.ethnicity White American
m.0k6g5pz people.marriage.type_of_union Marriage
Demetri Martin tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvxcwh
Demetri Martin film.actor.film m.0111bg9b
Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Andy Andrist
Swedish American people.ethnicity.languages_spoken Swedish Language
Henny Youngman people.deceased_person.place_of_death Manhattan
m.0h5lmyw film.performance.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
m.0bgmzsy tv.tv_guest_role.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Shaving Too music.recording.song [untitled]
David Cross influence.influence_node.influenced_by Steven Wright
Arj Barker influence.influence_node.influenced_by Eddie Izzard
Bill Hicks people.person.sibling_s m.0h5ph8v
m.0w470zw film.personal_film_appearance.person Bill Hicks
George Lopez influence.influence_node.influenced_by Cheech Marin
Lee Camp common.topic.notable_types Film actor
Arj Barker people.person.profession Screenwriter
The Velcro Wallet music.recording.song [untitled]
Louis C.K. influence.influence_node.influenced_by Steve Martin
Koalas music.recording.song [untitled]
River Phoenix freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced Steven Wright
Louis C.K. people.person.profession Voice Actor
Shakes the Clown media_common.netflix_title.netflix_genres Comedy
Lynn music.single.versions Lynn
Henny Youngman music.artist.track My Polish and Italian Friends
Cheech & Chong award.award_nominee.award_nominations m.0k053b4
Highlights music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Hotels and Beds music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Bill Hicks music.artist.album Relentless
Steven Wright common.topic.notable_types Film actor
Johnny Carson freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of death
Ryan Maglunob common.topic.webpage m.07lhmj_
Ellen DeGeneres people.person.profession Actor
Steven Wright film.actor.film m.0h16tzp
Bobcat Goldthwait tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0g0mymg
m.0598drv film.performance.actor Aziz Ansari
Male medicine.risk_factor.diseases Aortic aneurysm
Aziz Ansari film.actor.film m.0b_yrh6
[untitled] music.composition.lyricist Mitch Hedberg
Joe Rogan freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced David Cross
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[untitled] music.composition.lyricist Mitch Hedberg
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Whenever I go to shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, \"I'm gonna go shave, too.\" common.topic.notable_for g.1255gcmlb
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Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations Hey this jokes on the first CD but I added a new line so I can't fuckin’ rob you of this one. I got a ant farm but them fellas didn't grow shit. I said “C’mon what about some celery. You fuckers don’t farm; plus, if I tore your legs off you would look like snowmen. That's the new part.”
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Dave Chappelle influence.influence_node.influenced_by Richard Pryor
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Henry Rollins people.person.religion Atheism
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Socrates people.person.gender Male
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Charlie Moreno influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
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Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Highlights
Cheech & Chong music.artist.origin Vancouver
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If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up. common.topic.notable_types Quotation
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m.03l971w common.webpage.category Official Website
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George Carlin people.person.religion Atheism
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[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yn5cm_0b
Arj Barker tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.04f9xp2
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Dry Clean Only
Beret and Pancakes music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
T. Sean Shannon influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
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Bill Burr base.americancomedy.comedian.comedy_genres Black comedy
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Jay Leno freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
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We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes. That’s a showbiz term for “Add sugar to”. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Area code 651 location.location.containedby Minnesota
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Tom Rhodes people.person.gender Male
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Steve Hofstetter influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
World's Greatest Dad film.film.genre Comedy
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[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yp3f7hfs
Lords of Dogtown film.film.country United States of America
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Carl Lee freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
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Do You Believe in Gosh? music.album.primary_release Do You Believe in Gosh?
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Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track You Were Good
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The CD Jokes music.recording.canonical_version The CD Jokes
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Jonathan Winters freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of death
Scottish American fictional_universe.ethnicity_in_fiction.characters_of_this_ethnicity Chandler Muriel Bing
Human Giant tv.tv_program.tv_producer m.0bgw91j
Do You Believe in Gosh? common.topic.notable_for g.1yl5thvnn
Cookies music.recording.tracks Cookies
Mikey Mileos common.topic.notable_for g.1259m59hj
Mitch Hedberg film.director.film Los Enchiladas!
Woody Allen music.artist.genre Comedy
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Kevin Moyers influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
Smackie the Frog music.recording.song [untitled]
Lisa Lampanelli people.person.nationality United States of America
Whenever I go to shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, \"I'm gonna go shave, too.\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Louis C.K. people.person.profession Film director
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Breast cancer medicine.disease.risk_factors White people
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Bobcat Goldthwait people.person.gender Male
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Ron White people.person.profession Actor
Scandinavian American people.ethnicity.includes_groups Swedish American
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Tea Ski music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
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Jim Gaffigan freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
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Lee Camp influence.influence_node.influenced_by Lewis Black
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Carolines on Broadway common.topic.article m.07rw5_
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I just bought a 2-bedroom house, but I think I get to decide how many bedrooms there are, don't you? \"Fuck you, Real Estate Lady! This bedroom has an oven in it! This bedroom's got a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom is A.K.A hallway. This bedroom's over in that guy's house! Sir, you have one of my bedrooms, are you aware? Don't decorate it.\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Mitch Hedberg film.writer.film Los Enchiladas!
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Fire Exit music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Manhattan location.us_county.county_seat Manhattan
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Steven Wright influence.influence_node.influenced Dave Attell
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Ricky Williams people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
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Dane Cook influence.influence_node.influenced_by Louis C.K.
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Dave Chappelle freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
I wrote a script and gave it to a guy that reads scripts. And he read it and said he really likes it, but he thinks I need to rewrite it. I said, \"Fuck that, I'll just make a copy.\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Lenny Bruce people.person.profession Screenwriter
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Mort Sahl common.topic.notable_types Musical Artist
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Mitch in the S'th
The Velcro Wallet music.recording.song [untitled]
Los Enchiladas! film.film.runtime m.03lhygq
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This is a CD called HIT AND MISS. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Tim Buckley people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yn5cdl_4
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Arj Barker common.topic.article m.01qbc4
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Rodney Dangerfield freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Jerry Seinfeld influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
Lenny Bruce influence.influence_node.influenced Peter Cook
Carolines on Broadway base.americancomedy.comedy_venue.notable_standup_performers Larry Tompkins
m.0cs2x7d film.performance.film Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening
Randy Chestnut influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bobcat Goldthwait
White people medicine.risk_factor.diseases HELLP syndrome
Mitch Hedberg tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvw0rl
With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?' common.topic.notable_types Quotation
Aamer Rahman influence.influence_node.influenced_by Richard Pryor
Henny Youngman tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvvdj0
Demetri Martin film.actor.film m.0gm0ztn
Colin Quinn influence.influence_node.influenced Dave Attell
Johnny Carson influence.influence_node.influenced Jerry Seinfeld
Craig Ferguson freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
m.0bvww_c tv.tv_guest_role.actor Steven Wright
Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced_by Dick Gregory
Swedish American common.topic.image Carl Sandburg NYWTS
m.0gyjq88 tv.tv_regular_personal_appearance.program Important Things with Demetri Martin
Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced Dean Obeidallah
White people medicine.risk_factor.diseases Spina bifida
Highlights music.recording.song [untitled]
Arj Barker influence.influence_node.influenced_by Steve Martin
Steven Wright freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
m.0h16v07 film.performance.actor Steven Wright
Movie Pot music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Dick Gregory people.person.profession Comedian
m.0bgmsrr tv.tv_guest_role.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
m.0bvvrqp tv.tv_guest_role.actor Mitch Hedberg
Shakes the Clown film.film.language English Language
Mort Sahl people.person.gender Male
Bill Burr influence.influence_node.influenced_by Sam Kinison
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
m.0gyf0cd film.performance.actor Demetri Martin
Robert Benchley people.person.gender Male
m.011lmhdx people.marriage.spouse Aziz Ansari
Dick Gregory influence.influence_node.influenced Bill Cosby
m.0bvw0rl tv.tv_guest_role.episodes_appeared_in Show #1397
I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. common.topic.notable_types Quotation
m.0llmh7h influence.peer_relationship.peers Aziz Ansari
Bill Murray people.person.profession Voice Actor
Bill Hicks film.writer.film No Cure for Cancer
Ron White freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Ron White freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
White people medicine.risk_factor.diseases Barrett's esophagus
Lewis Black influence.influence_node.influenced Lee Camp
Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [intro]
Dane Cook people.person.profession Comedian
Skokie base.biblioness.bibs_location.country United States of America
Mike Birbiglia people.person.education m.05yyysb
Jerry Seinfeld influence.influence_node.influenced_by Johnny Carson
m.0bvxgxf tv.tv_guest_role.episodes_appeared_in Show #GH12
Multiple sclerosis medicine.disease.risk_factors Inflammatory bowel disease
Dave Attell people.person.nationality United States of America
Bobcat Goldthwait film.actor.film m.0v3qthv
Azhar Usman influence.influence_node.influenced_by Dave Chappelle
m.03l6hdm common.webpage.topic Cheech & Chong
Pop common.topic.notable_for g.1yfj0qpkh
J. Martling people.person.gender Male
m.0bw1mqk tv.tv_guest_role.actor Henny Youngman
We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes. That’s a showbiz term for “Add sugar to”. common.topic.notable_for g.125f13wry
Zach Galifianakis people.person.profession Voice Actor
Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced Eddie Murphy
m.0nclkfc people.marriage.type_of_union Marriage
Los Enchiladas! film.film.directed_by Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Fire Exit
Ricky Gervais freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced Russell Brand
Mitch Hedberg people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
Smackie the Frog music.recording.canonical_version Smackie the Frog
Testicular cancer medicine.disease.risk_factors White people
Fire Exit common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Cheech Marin people.person.profession Actor
m.0cqvhm4 common.webpage.category Curated Topic
Mike Birbiglia music.artist.track The Guitar Guy
Richard Pryor people.person.nationality United States of America
Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bv_r1c
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Frankie Boyle
Koalas common.topic.notable_for g.1yfp3gjn4
m.0j7rrk2 film.film_regional_release_date.film Los Enchiladas!
River Phoenix people.person.profession Musician
Joe Rogan influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
Aziz Ansari film.actor.film m.0y4r4ql
Ellen DeGeneres freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Woody Allen influence.influence_node.influenced Chris Rock
Anthony Jeselnik people.person.profession Comedian
Pop common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Lynn common.topic.notable_for g.1yg9fjkkb
Mort Sahl influence.influence_node.influenced Cheech & Chong
m.0ggcx7h film.performance.film Los Enchiladas!
George Carlin people.person.profession Film Producer
World's Greatest Dad film.film.language English Language
Dave Attell influence.influence_node.influenced_by Steven Wright
Adam Sandler freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Anthony Jeselnik influence.influence_node.influenced_by Steven Wright
Smackie the Frog music.recording.song [untitled]
The CD Jokes music.recording.tracks The CD Jokes
Craig Ferguson freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
m.0bw2y8m tv.tv_guest_role.actor Mitch Hedberg
Nazeem Hussain influence.influence_node.influenced_by Margaret Cho
Bill Hicks music.artist.album Salvation
m.012zk2pn film.performance.actor Bill Hicks
Acting common.topic.notable_for g.1yg4n2bnj
Mitch Hedberg tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bw2y8m
Mikey Mileos people.person.nationality Australia
Bobcat Goldthwait film.actor.film m.0h2jsp9
Jimi Hendrix common.topic.notable_types Musical Artist
Steve Martin freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations A guy told me he liked cherries...but... I waited to see if he was gonna say tomato...before i realized he likes cherries just...alright, that joke is ridiculous. That's like a carbon copy of the previous joke but with different ingredients. I don't know what i was trying to pull off there.
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck. An arrow killed you, they would never solve the crime. \"Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.\" common.topic.notable_types Quotation
[untitled] music.composition.lyricist Mitch Hedberg
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Lenny Bruce people.person.profession Actor
Bill Burr freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Eugene Mirman people.person.profession Writer
Male medicine.risk_factor.diseases Urolithiasis
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Russell Brand people.person.nationality United Kingdom
Mort Sahl influence.influence_node.influenced Chris Rock
Aziz Ansari people.person.profession Comedian
m.02vbsls film.performance.actor Demetri Martin
Lenny Bruce freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Carl Lee people.person.profession Screenwriter
Aamer Rahman influence.influence_node.influenced_by Chris Rock
Steven Wright music.artist.track_contributions m.0f76rv3
If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it!, build a house. Well, I was lost but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Brad Stine people.person.profession Comedian
Sam Kinison influence.influence_node.influenced Joe Rogan
Deadpan base.americancomedy.comedy_genre.comedians_in_this_genre Buster Keaton
Drug overdose people.cause_of_death.parent_cause_of_death Assassination by 'Suicide'
Shmuel Breban common.topic.article m.0gtv_dx
m.0j8f1m_ film.performance.film Sleepwalk with Me
Bobcat Goldthwait tv.tv_actor.starring_roles m.02t8t12
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Kevin Moyers
Patton Oswalt influence.influence_node.influenced_by Jay Leno
m.04f9xdt tv.regular_tv_appearance.actor Arj Barker
m.0gc95xg film.performance.actor Mike Birbiglia
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.album Mitch All Together
José Luis Fernández common.topic.notable_types Film actor
Jonathan Winters freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Chris Rock influence.influence_node.influenced_by Sam Kinison
Sam Kinison influence.influence_node.influenced Brad Stine
George Carlin freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of death
Dane Cook people.person.place_of_birth Cambridge
Arj Barker tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.09ns6bk
m.01140cnh award.award_nomination.award_nominee Steven Wright
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg influence.influence_node.influenced_by Henny Youngman
Bill Cosby people.person.profession Musician
River Phoenix people.person.profession Actor
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Dane Cook people.person.profession Film Producer
Bill Hicks common.topic.article m.0ch6s
Steven Wright tv.tv_crewmember.tv_episodes_crewed m.0_y1s7f
Bill Burr people.person.nationality United States of America
Dick Gregory people.person.profession Actor
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Mike Birbiglia music.artist.album Two Drink Mike
m.0f6j2v5 music.track_contribution.contributor Steven Wright
Emo Philips common.topic.webpage m.0cvg690
Headless Horseman music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Paul Demayo people.person.nationality United States of America
Bill Burr people.person.gender Male
Hillel Slovak freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Emo Philips influence.influence_node.influenced Eugene Mirman
m.0d5k7vz common.webpage.in_index Blissful Celebrities
Randy Chestnut influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
Carl Lee common.topic.notable_types Film actor
Jonathan Winters people.person.profession Voice Actor
Sam Kinison influence.influence_node.influenced Artie Lange
I like wearing this pass, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. common.topic.notable_for g.125bc6vt6
Broadband Comedy Network (BCN) broadcast.content.artist Woody Allen
Demetri Martin tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvxy2t
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people GG Allin
Bobcat Goldthwait film.actor.film m.0cs753q
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Bruce Berry
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Steven Wright film.actor.film m.0h16t_f
Azhar Usman influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Cosby
Jay Leno influence.influence_node.influenced Jerry Seinfeld
Henry Rollins people.person.profession Film Score Composer
The Vacuumist music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Breast cancer common.topic.notable_types Disease or medical condition
Comedy's Dirtiest Dozen film.film.written_by Bill Hicks
Brian Regan influence.influence_node.influenced_by Steve Martin
Jeff Foxworthy influence.influence_node.influenced Larry the Cable Guy
Craig Ferguson people.person.nationality United Kingdom
Ray Romano people.person.profession Comedian
Bobcat Goldthwait common.topic.notable_types TV Writer
Henny Youngman music.artist.track Crooks
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Jeremy Michael Ward
m.02tb0pj film.performance.film The Appointments of Dennis Jennings
Johnny Carson people.person.gender Male
I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, \"I hear music\", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
m.0j7rs9q people.marriage.spouse Mary Hedberg
Randy Chestnut people.person.nationality United States of America
[untitled] music.composition.recordings You Were Good
David Cross people.person.gender Male
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes. That’s a showbiz term for “Add sugar to”.
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Zac Foley
Aziz Ansari people.person.profession Voice Actor
Aziz Ansari influence.influence_node.influenced_by Mitch Hedberg
White people people.ethnicity.includes_groups Anglo-Australian
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Brian Regan people.person.profession Screenwriter
Jonathan Winters freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Screenwriter people.profession.specialization_of Writer
Male medicine.risk_factor.diseases Pancreatic cancer
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Sarah Silverman freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Bill Hicks film.music_contributor.film Patrol
m.0gwh4f4 film.performance.actor Aziz Ansari
Saved by the Buoyancy of Citrus common.topic.notable_for g.1yg4m31x2
Johnny Carson people.person.profession Actor
Gilbert Gottfried people.person.profession Voice Actor
Brian Regan freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. \"Come on four billion! Fuck! Seven. Not even close. I need some more dice. Four billion divided by six, at least.\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Henry Rollins freebase.valuenotation.has_no_value Children
Charlie Moreno people.person.gender Male
Henny Youngman people.person.children Gary Youngman
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Zach Galifianakis freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
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Bobcat Goldthwait tv.tv_actor.starring_roles m.03lgjhn
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m.0gcpc24 film.performance.actor Mike Birbiglia
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Los Enchiladas! film.film.other_crew m.0j7r_p7
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River Phoenix freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of death
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Arrows music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Alice Ormsby-Gore people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
Chris Rock people.person.profession Comedian
X music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
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Tim Buckley people.person.nationality United States of America
Arj Barker tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.04f9xv2
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Bill Hicks freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
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Bobcat Goldthwait film.actor.film m.0cmxkhc
George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced Bill Murray
Aziz Ansari film.actor.film m.0q9yq80
Jerry Seinfeld people.person.nationality United States of America
Texas and Sea Food music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
m.03lkwd2 common.webpage.topic Emo Philips
Little Rock base.biblioness.bibs_location.country United States of America
m.0pwx08w film.performance.actor Henny Youngman
Musical Artist freebase.documented_object.documentation m.01z0mrz
Patton Oswalt influence.influence_node.influenced_by Blaine Capatch
Shmuel Breban influence.influence_node.influenced_by Demetri Martin
Hot Air Balloon music.recording.tracks Hot Air Balloon
Houses music.recording.tracks Houses
Eddie Murphy freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
m.0j7p9f5 tv.tv_guest_personal_appearance.person Steven Wright
Demetri Martin film.writer.film Moon People
See, this CD is in stores. The only way I could get my last CD into a store was to take one in there and leave it. “Sir, you forgot this!” “No, I did not. That is for ‘sale’. Please alphabetize ‘it’.” media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvv9dv
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Steve Martin freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Mike Bloomfield people.person.gender Male
Artie Lange people.person.ethnicity Indian American
Demetri Martin freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Jackie Curtis people.person.gender Male
World's Greatest Dad film.film.country United States of America
Vernon Chatman influence.influence_node.influenced Arj Barker
Mike Birbiglia theater.theater_actor.theater_roles m.0wz6bcy
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I like when they bring a comedian on stage, they always tell you what else they do. But fuck, this is enough, isn't it? He's here tonight performing, because that is his job! But no, it's gotta be, \"He laid bricks in Philadelphia. And he repaired a car in Oklahoma. He has an umbrella store in Philadelphia. That's the only city that comes to mind right now. Philadelphia, 'cause you can say \"Philly\" and the people from Philadelphia will not get mad. Like if you say \"Frisco,\" San Francisco people say, \"Fuck off!\" But if you say \"Philly\" they say, \"Alright!\" Because I don't always have time to say \"Philadelphia.\" Sometimes I just need that word to be two syllables. Phil-a-del-phi-a. Fuck, five! Your town would be called Philly too if it had five syllables! media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Randy Chestnut influence.influence_node.influenced_by Richard Pryor
Sam Kinison people.person.gender Male
Mitch Hedberg tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvtvwh
Steven Wright music.artist.album I Have a Pony
m.05kk7pd film.performance.film Meet the Parents
Shakes the Clown film.film.genre Black comedy
Patton Oswalt people.person.profession Television producer
m.0zc243r tv.tv_guest_role.actor Aziz Ansari
Demetri Martin film.actor.film m.0gf83h3
J. Martling people.person.nationality United States of America
Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
Comedy media_common.media_genre.child_genres Black comedy
Steven Wright people.person.profession Writer
David Cross freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Parents
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Cheech Marin people.person.nationality United States of America
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Canal Smarts
Bertrand Russell people.person.profession Actor
Bobcat Goldthwait people.person.spouse_s m.0jzh25k
m.0bnt97g common.webpage.category Curated Topic
[untitled] music.composition.recordings Oatmeal
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m.09p44pg tv.tv_guest_role.actor Aziz Ansari
Bobcat Goldthwait common.topic.webpage m.09w9w2f
Ricky Gervais people.person.profession Screenwriter
The Best of Comedy Central Presents film.film.country United States of America
You Were Good common.topic.notable_for g.1yg4m564n
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Tomatoes
m.0c1pt07 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Mitch Hedberg
Smackie the Frog music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Bill Hicks music.featured_artist.recordings Suckers of Satan's Cock
Nicholas Curtis common.topic.notable_types Deceased Person
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Texas and Sea Food
The CD Jokes music.single.versions The CD Jokes
Bobcat Goldthwait film.director.film Windy City Heat
I like vending machines 'cuz snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at a store, oftentimes, I will drop it so that it achieves it's maximum flavor potential. common.topic.notable_types Quotation
Ellen DeGeneres people.person.profession Voice Actor
Russell Brand influence.influence_node.influenced_by Peter Cook
Lewis Black freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
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m.0cgnvt9 film.performance.actor Arj Barker
Bobcat Goldthwait people.person.parents Kathleen Goldthwait
Location type.type.properties People born here
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Dane Cook people.person.gender Male
Artie Lange freebase.valuenotation.has_value Spouse (or domestic partner)
Mary Hedberg people.person.children Wendy Brown
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Candy Bars common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
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J. Martling freebase.valuenotation.has_value Parents
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I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the fucker gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the \"donate it to charity\" slice. I would like to exchange this for the \"keep it!\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
River Phoenix people.person.nationality United States of America
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Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Three Easy Payments
Bobcat Goldthwait people.person.nationality United States of America
I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve travelled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going \"Ahhh, fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Artie Lange people.person.place_of_birth Livingston
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Bill Burr people.person.profession Comedian
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Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Tomatoes
Ron Bennington people.person.nationality United States of America
Strategic Grill Locations music.album.artist Mitch Hedberg
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River Phoenix freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
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Carl Lee freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of death
English Language language.human_language.main_country United Kingdom
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m.0j4mk24 people.marriage.type_of_union Marriage
Dave Brockie people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
Mike Birbiglia influence.influence_node.influenced_by Mitch Hedberg
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[untitled] music.composition.lyricist Mitch Hedberg
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Demetri Martin music.artist.home_page http://demetrimartin.com/
Margaret Cho people.person.profession Film Producer
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Houses
Bobcat Goldthwait film.director.film Sleeping Dogs Lie
Janeane Garofalo people.person.profession Film Producer
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Oatmeal music.recording.song [untitled]
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Jay Leno influence.influence_node.influenced_by Johnny Carson
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I can't tell you what hotel I'm stayin' in, but I can say that there are two trees involved. They said, \"Let's call this hotel \"Something...Tree\", so they had a meeting; it...it was quite short. \"How 'bout Tree?\" \"No, Double Tree.\" \"Hell yeah! Meeting adjourned!\" I had my heart set on \"Quadruple Tree\"... damnit, we were almost there! media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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David Lerner people.person.gender Male
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Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Lynn
Artie Lange influence.influence_node.influenced_by Rodney Dangerfield
Andy Andrist influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Jerry Seinfeld influence.influence_node.influenced_by Jay Leno
Skokie location.location.containedby United States of America
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Henny Youngman music.artist.track Panhandlers and the Ponies
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Mikey Mileos influence.influence_node.influenced_by Arj Barker
Artie Lange influence.influence_node.influenced_by Sam Kinison
Jonathan Melvoin people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
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English Language language.human_language.countries_spoken_in Australia
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Steve Martin influence.influence_node.influenced_by Robert Benchley
Lewis Black influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
Henry Rollins people.person.gender Male
Dane Cook freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Aamer Rahman
Dave Attell common.topic.notable_types TV Writer
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. \"Come on four billion! Fuck! Seven. Not even close. I need some more dice. Four billion divided by six, at least.\"
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Deceased Person freebase.type_profile.strict_included_types Person
Patton Oswalt freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
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Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations They say Flintstone's vitamins are chewable. All vitamins are chewable, it's just that they taste shitty. I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, \"Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy.\"
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Jackie Curtis people.person.profession Actor
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. common.topic.notable_types Quotation
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Bertrand Russell people.person.profession Social Critic
Colin Quinn people.person.gender Male
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Henny Youngman music.artist.track The Stuttering Jeweler
Brian Regan people.person.gender Male
m.0j7rpm4 film.performance.actor Jana Johnson
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Swedish American people.ethnicity.languages_spoken American English
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Mikey Mileos influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
Louis C.K. influence.influence_node.influenced_by Woody Allen
Jim Gaffigan people.person.gender Male
[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
Brian Regan people.person.profession Television producer
m.09ywylj common.webpage.topic Deadpan
Bill Hicks music.artist.album American: The Bill Hicks Story
Nicholas Curtis people.person.gender Male
Kevin Moyers influence.influence_node.influenced_by Chris Rock
White American people.ethnicity.geographic_distribution United States of America
Arj Barker music.artist.track Potty Mouth
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Bobcat Goldthwait people.person.education m.0h2jsf4
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Bill Hicks people.person.parents Jim Hicks
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Bobcat Goldthwait music.artist.track Star Wars Geeks
Artie Lange freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
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Beret and Pancakes music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
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Fire Exit music.recording.song [untitled]
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Max Cantor people.person.gender Male
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I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. common.topic.notable_types Quotation
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Bobcat Goldthwait music.artist.track Storytime With Bobcat
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Chris Farley people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Drug overdose
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Alright, alright. That joke’s better than you acted. Perhaps it’s not. Maybe it’s dumb. It could be. I hear you, man. I’m not a fuckin’ genius for Christ’s sakes. You know. I’m just tryin’ to tell some jokes. Shit. Who the fuck are you? That track is number fourteen. It’s called “Attitude”. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Zach Galifianakis freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
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Azhar Usman influence.influence_node.influenced_by Richard Pryor
Date of death type.property.expected_type Date/Time
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Dry Clean Only music.recording.song [untitled]
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Chris Rock influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
Jan Paul Beahm people.person.nationality United States of America
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[untitled] music.composition.lyricist Mitch Hedberg
American: The Bill Hicks Story film.film.language English Language
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Jeff Foxworthy freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
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Ron White people.person.ethnicity White American
Hillel Slovak freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Jonathan Winters people.person.nationality United States of America
Henny Youngman music.artist.track Shopping With Bricks
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Movie Pot music.recording.tracks Movie Pot
Henny Youngman tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bw24lq
Cambridge location.hud_county_place.place Cambridge
Lenny Bruce influence.influence_node.influenced Vernon Chatman
Morbid Obscenity music.album.artist Doug Stanhope
Lewis Black people.person.profession Comedian
John Belushi people.person.profession Actor
Arj Barker people.person.profession Comedian
Adam Sandler freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Nazeem Hussain people.person.nationality Australia
m.0b498xc common.webpage.topic Steven Wright
Alice Ormsby-Gore people.person.place_of_birth United Kingdom
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George Lopez freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
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Andy Andrist influence.influence_node.influenced_by Doug Stanhope
Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
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Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track The Improv Fairy Tale
m.09w376k common.webpage.topic White people
Patton Oswalt people.person.nationality United States of America
Vending machines are big part of my life, I like when you reach into the vending machine to grab your candy bar and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up, that's a good invention, before that it was hard times for the vending machine owners, \"What candy bar are you getting?\", \"That one, and every one on the bottom row!\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Mike Birbiglia film.actor.film m.0gchvhm
Male medicine.risk_factor.diseases Bladder cancer
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Business Cards
Do You Believe in Gosh? music.album.release_type Album
Dane Cook people.person.profession Film director
m.0k73p3j tv.tv_guest_role.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Tom Rhodes people.person.nationality United States of America
Debbie Linden people.person.nationality United Kingdom
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Bridgette Andersen people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
Chris Rock people.person.profession Voice Actor
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Observational comedy common.topic.article m.07_rcd
Sunni Islam religion.religion.is_part_of Islam
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Mitch Hedberg influence.influence_node.influenced Mikey Mileos
My Necklace music.recording.song [untitled]
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Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.starring_roles m.0h16vff
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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. common.topic.notable_for g.12594ndwp
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Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said \"no, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah\".
Dick Gregory freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Children
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Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations My roommate said to me, 'I'm gonna go shave and use the shower, does anyone need to use the bathroom?' It's like some weird ass quiz where he reveals the answer first.
Pamela Courson people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
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Larry the Cable Guy freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Children
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[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
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Steve Martin influence.influence_node.influenced Larry the Cable Guy
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Demetri Martin common.topic.webpage m.09wx4sz
Chris Rock influence.influence_node.influenced_by Steve Martin
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Bill Cosby influence.influence_node.influenced Brad Stine
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Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. \"Look what I got motherfucker! This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up!\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Bill Hicks common.topic.notable_for g.12561xhx8
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Do You Believe in Gosh? common.topic.notable_types Musical Album
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Chris Rock influence.influence_node.influenced_by Eddie Murphy
Matthew Ansara people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Drug overdose
George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced_by Richard Pryor
Demetri Martin music.artist.album m.0z4fhxf
Henry Rollins people.person.profession Voice Actor
Not Track Five, Not Chainsaw Juggler common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
m.0ngrx4k award.award_nomination.nominated_for Sleepwalk with Me
Broadband Comedy Network (BCN) broadcast.content.genre Comedy
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m.0cfzxm3 film.performance.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
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Minibar music.recording.tracks Minibar
Jay Leno influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bob Newhart
Tomatoes common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
m.0bvvkh6 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Demetri Martin
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations If you boat a lot you are known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't ever want to be referred to as a boating enthusiast. I hope they call me a guy that likes to boat.
Sarah Silverman influence.influence_node.influenced_by Steve Martin
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Angie Andreson people.person.gender Female
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When I play the South, they say \"y'all\" in the South. They take out the \"O\" and the \"U\". So when I'm in the South I try to talk like that so people understand me. \"Hello, can I have a bowl of chicken noodle s-p? Come on, I'm in the South, you understand. I mean I'm in the S-th, and I want some s-p!\" \"I stubbed my toe, -ch!\" \"I need to lay down on the c-ch!\" \"I need to get the fuck -t of the S-th!\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Shaving Too
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Steven Wright music.artist.track Hitchiking
m.0bvygn9 tv.tv_guest_role.episodes_appeared_in Show #1098
Steve Martin freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Dane Cook freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
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[untitled] music.composition.lyricist Mitch Hedberg
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Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Shaving Too
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I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. common.topic.notable_for g.12589gzm2
Henny Youngman music.artist.track What, No Jewish Jokes
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Chris Rock people.person.profession Screenwriter
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Frogs and Bears common.topic.notable_for g.1yfp15q_s
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Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.starring_roles m.0h16vf1
Beret and Pancakes music.recording.song [untitled]
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Mitch Hedberg people.person.parents Mary Hedberg
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I never joined the army because \"at ease\" never seemed that easy to me. It seemed rather uptight, still. I do not relax by putting my arms behind my back and parting my legs slightly, that does not equal ease to me. At ease is not being in the military. I'm eased bro, cause I'm not in the military. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Aziz Ansari people.person.place_of_birth Columbia
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Popsicles are for the summertime... media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
[untitled] music.composition.recordings Tomatoes
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Tomatoes music.recording.song [untitled]
Louis C.K. freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Canal Smarts common.topic.notable_for g.1yg4mlyd1
m.0jmyvvm film.personal_film_appearance.person Bill Hicks
Cambridge base.biblioness.bibs_topic.subsumes Cambridge
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Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track The Vacuumist
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Robert Bingham people.person.profession Writer
You Were Good music.single.versions You Were Good
Place of birth type.property.reverse_property People born here
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Vernon Chatman people.person.profession Comedian
Mitch Hedberg tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvvrb4
Henny Youngman music.artist.track Room Service
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You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later. common.topic.notable_for g.125g39ybz
m.012zkzcx film.performance.actor Azhar Usman
m.0dxdwgk music.track_contribution.contributor Steven Wright
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Ricky Williams common.topic.notable_types Musical Artist
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Cookies music.recording.tracks Cookies
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Steven Wright music.artist.track_contributions m.0f6j2v5
David Cross people.person.profession Voice Actor
Denis Leary influence.influence_node.influenced Dane Cook
[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
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Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Cosby
Mike Bloomfield people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
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Bob Newhart influence.influence_node.influenced Mitch Hedberg
Arj Barker influence.influence_node.influenced_by Vernon Chatman
Acting music.recording.song [untitled]
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Cookies
Europeans common.topic.notable_types Ethnicity
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Swedish American common.topic.article m.065b6x
[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
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Steven Wright film.actor.film m.02tbfpp
Dave Chappelle influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
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Demetri Martin people.person.profession Actor
Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
m.0dkvngb tv.tv_guest_role.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Lynn common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
m.0bnt97g common.webpage.in_index Blissful Master Index
Bob Newhart freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Elisa Bridges people.person.gender Female
New York City common.topic.notable_types City/Town/Village
[untitled] music.composition.lyricist Mitch Hedberg
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said \"no, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah\". common.topic.notable_for g.12564tq70
Morbid Obscenity common.topic.notable_types Musical Album
Henny Youngman music.artist.track Hollywood
Bobcat Goldthwait film.actor.film m.06whfl4
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track The Velcro Wallet
Steve Martin influence.influence_node.influenced Chris Rock
Patton Oswalt people.person.gender Male
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Woody Allen people.person.profession Film Producer
Chicago base.biblioness.bibs_topic.subsumes Chicago
Woody Allen people.person.profession Musician
Sarah Silverman freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Agnosticism common.topic.image ThomasHenryHuxley
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was \"HH\", so I went to the side, I found the \"H\" button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a \"HH\" button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of \"HH\". I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit.\"
Female medicine.risk_factor.diseases Ureterocele
Lynn common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
m.0bvz16k tv.tv_producer_term.producer Demetri Martin
Artie Lange influence.influence_node.influenced_by John Belushi
m.0j7rs9q people.marriage.spouse Arnold Hedberg
United States of America base.locations.countries.states_provinces_within Minnesota
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Zack Martin fictional_universe.fictional_character.gender Male
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Bobcat Goldthwait film.actor.film m.0cg6zt_
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Bobcat Goldthwait people.person.profession Voice Actor
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Mitch in the S'th music.recording.tracks Mitch in the S'th
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Bill Hicks music.artist.album Arizona Bay
Mitch Hedberg influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
m.0zh6ytw music.album.artist Demetri Martin
Dane Cook influence.influence_node.influenced_by Denis Leary
The CD Jokes common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
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Craig Ferguson people.person.profession Film Producer
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The Best of Comedy Central Presents media_common.netflix_title.netflix_genres Stand-up comedy
Almost Famous film.film.language English Language
Jonathan Winters people.person.profession Screenwriter
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m.0bykmw9 film.performance.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Demetri Martin influence.influence_node.influenced_by Eddie Izzard
Rory Scovel people.person.nationality United States of America
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I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was \"HH\", so I went to the side, I found the \"H\" button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a \"HH\" button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of \"HH\". I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit.\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations This is what my friend said to me; he said, \"Guess what I like? Mashed potatoes.\" It's like,\"Dude. you have to give me time to guess. If you're gonna quiz me, you have to insert a pause.\"
Bill Hicks people.person.places_lived m.03pq8qf
Bill Hicks music.artist.album Philosophy: The Best of Bill Hicks
Gilbert Gottfried people.person.gender Male
Musical Album freebase.type_profile.equivalent_topic Album
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Azhar Usman people.person.profession Actor
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I don't have any children but if I had a baby I would have to name it so I'd buy a \"baby naming book\". Or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Some people think I'm high on stage; I would never get high before a show, because, when I'm high, I don't wanna stand in front of a bunch of people I don't know. That does not sound comfortable. Like, when you're high, and a joke doesn't work, it's extra scary. It's like,\"Whoa, what the hell happened there? I am retreating within myself. Why have all these people gathered? And why am I elevated? Why am I not facing the same way as everyone else? And what is this electric stick in my hand?\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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White people people.ethnicity.includes_groups White American
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Dave Chappelle freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Chris Rock people.person.profession Film director
Lenny Bruce influence.influence_node.influenced Dave Chappelle
Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.starring_roles m.0h16vg5
Lewis Black influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
Arj Barker music.artist.track Shop Shop
Peter Cook freebase.valuenotation.has_value Siblings
Saved by the Buoyancy of Citrus music.recording.tracks Saved by the Buoyancy of Citrus
Los Enchiladas! film.film.genre Comedy
George Lopez influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Cosby
Cheech & Chong base.americancomedy.double_act.straight_man Tommy Chong
Hillel Slovak people.person.profession Musician
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Alice Ormsby-Gore
Mike Birbiglia common.topic.notable_for g.1255kqy3l
m.09ycgdh common.webpage.topic Aziz Ansari
Dave Brockie freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of death
Henny Youngman music.artist.track Introduction and How to Be a Comedian
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations Whenever I go to shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, \"I'm gonna go shave, too.\"
Steve Martin influence.influence_node.influenced Dane Cook
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track The Pipe
American: The Bill Hicks Story media_common.netflix_title.netflix_genres United Kingdom
J. Martling film.writer.film Comedy's Dirtiest Dozen
Chicago location.location.containedby United States of America
m.0h16vf1 tv.regular_tv_appearance.actor Steven Wright
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier'n helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.
Henny Youngman influence.influence_node.influenced Rodney Dangerfield
Jim Gaffigan people.person.profession Writer
Film freebase.type_profile.strict_included_types Topic
Mitch Hedberg music.lyricist.lyrics_written [untitled]
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Peter Watts
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I was walking by a dry cleaner at three a.m., and it said \"Sorry, we're closed.\" You don't have to be sorry. It's three a.m., and you're a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna walk by at ten and say, \"Hey, I walked by at three, you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology. This jacket would be halfway done!\"
Arj Barker music.artist.album Live
Bill Hicks freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of death
Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bw0d4j
Demetri Martin tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bw0mxx
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Ron Bennington
Sam Kinison influence.influence_node.influenced Bill Hicks
Cheech Marin influence.influence_node.influenced_by Mort Sahl
Mike Birbiglia people.person.parents Mary Jean Birbiglia
Eddie Murphy influence.influence_node.influenced Russell Brand
Jeff Foxworthy people.person.nationality United States of America
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Tru Haley
[untitled] music.composition.recordings Shaving Too
Emo Philips film.actor.film m.0tl782v
m.0bgx83d tv.tv_guest_role.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
m.0bns9hs common.webpage.in_index Blissful Master Index
T. Sean Shannon people.person.profession Television producer
[untitled] music.composition.lyricist Mitch Hedberg
Jon Vincent people.deceased_person.place_of_death New York City
m.0h7s4rk film.personal_film_appearance.person Aziz Ansari
m.0f_t747 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Steven Wright
Demetri Martin freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Bill Murray freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Children
I drank some boiling water 'cuz I wanted to whistle common.topic.notable_for g.1258318l6
Koalas music.recording.tracks Koalas
Russell Peters influence.influence_node.influenced Aamer Rahman
Anthony Jeselnik people.person.profession Actor
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Margaret Cho
Robert Benchley people.person.profession Comedian
Country freebase.type_hints.included_types Topic
White American common.topic.notable_types Ethnicity
m.0h16vd7 tv.regular_tv_appearance.actor Steven Wright
Eddie Murphy people.person.profession Actor
Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced Margaret Cho
Shaving Too common.topic.notable_for g.1yg9f1y46
Steven Wright people.person.education m.04hx9z9
Cheech & Chong common.topic.article m.016pb7
Louis C.K. influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
m.0crp37l tv.tv_regular_personal_appearance.person Demetri Martin
m.0bvyxyd tv.tv_guest_role.episodes_appeared_in Brendon Gets Rabies
[untitled] music.composition.recordings Lynn
Indian American people.ethnicity.geographic_distribution United States of America
Emo Philips film.actor.film m.0h4pvpt
Dave Brockie common.topic.notable_types Musical Artist
Margaret Cho influence.influence_node.influenced Nazeem Hussain
Scottish American common.topic.notable_types Ethnicity
Sunni Islam common.topic.notable_types Religion
m.0h16v17 film.performance.actor Steven Wright
m.0g09zt1 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Chicago common.topic.notable_types City/Town/Village
Henny Youngman people.person.children Marilyn Youngman
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Dry Clean Only
Cheech & Chong music.artist.album Cheech and Chong
Jeanne Eagels freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
Sesame Seeds music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Bobcat Goldthwait tv.tv_director.episodes_directed The Mad Real World
Ricky Gervais influence.influence_node.influenced_by Louis C.K.
Place of birth type.property.expected_type Location
Jeff Foxworthy freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Bill Cosby influence.influence_node.influenced Louis C.K.
m.04f9xtv tv.tv_guest_role.actor Arj Barker
m.0d5t4l4 common.webpage.topic Bobcat Goldthwait
Chris Rock influence.influence_node.influenced_by Rodney Dangerfield
Warren Tartaglia people.person.nationality United States of America
Saint Paul base.biblioness.bibs_location.country United States of America
m.0h1w0c1 common.webpage.topic Mike Birbiglia
Arnold Hedberg people.person.children Mitch Hedberg
Bob Newhart people.person.profession Stand-up comedian
Endometriosis common.topic.notable_types Disease or medical condition
m.04ztyj9 film.performance.film Lords of Dogtown
Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.starring_roles m.0h16vdn
Aziz Ansari people.person.places_lived m.03pk8qf
White people common.topic.image Morton drawing
Broadband Comedy Network (BCN) broadcast.content.artist Eddie Murphy
Teeth music.recording.tracks Teeth
Arj Barker influence.influence_node.influenced_by Brian Regan
Minnesota location.us_state.capital Saint Paul
Margaret Cho influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
David Cross common.webpage.category Official Website
m.0j4mk24 freebase.valuenotation.has_value Location of ceremony
m.0bnsghc common.webpage.category Curated Topic
The Velcro Wallet music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Jonathan Winters people.person.profession Comedian
Mitch All Together music.album.album_content_type Live Album
Ron White influence.influence_node.influenced_by Richard Pryor
Artist people.profession.specializations Musician
Shmuel Breban common.topic.notable_types Person
John Belushi freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of death
Area code 651 location.location.contains Saint Paul
Bill Cosby influence.influence_node.influenced Kevin Moyers
White people people.ethnicity.includes_groups White Anglo-Saxon Protestant
Sarah Silverman people.person.profession Actor
Arj Barker common.topic.webpage http://www.myspace.com/arjbarker
Bobcat Goldthwait film.actor.film m.040pdh4
Bill Hicks film.actor.film m.0jwlsq
Italian American people.ethnicity.geographic_distribution United States of America
Joe Rogan freebase.valuenotation.has_value Children
Jay Leno freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Brian Regan broadcast.artist.content Broadband Comedy Network (BCN)
[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
Deadpan common.topic.webpage m.09yjtj8
Oatmeal common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Phil
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. common.topic.notable_for g.12571n7jy
m.0bvwn5j tv.tv_guest_role.actor Steven Wright
Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced Sam Kinison
Aziz Ansari film.director.film Aziz Ansari: Live at Madison Square Garden
Steven Wright film.person_or_entity_appearing_in_film.films m.0h16vn1
m.0bvzt62 tv.tv_guest_role.actor Henny Youngman
Bill Cosby influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
Observational comedy base.americancomedy.comedy_genre.comedians_in_this_genre Carl Barron
[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yn5c2qfz
Patton Oswalt freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Cheech Marin freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations So I wish I could play little league now, I'd kick some fuckin' ass.
Aziz Ansari base.popstra.celebrity.friendship m.065ppbl
Bob Newhart influence.influence_node.influenced Ray Romano
Arj Barker music.artist.track Watch This
[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
Bladder cancer medicine.disease.risk_factors Male
Observational comedy base.americancomedy.comedy_genre.comedians_in_this_genre Kathy Greenwood
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Robert Pastorelli
Mike Birbiglia film.actor.film m.012zy85k
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Jackie Curtis
Columbia location.hud_county_place.place Columbia
Ron Bennington people.person.gender Male
Cheech & Chong influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
m.03l6hdm common.webpage.category Official Website
m.0csdbtg film.performance.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Noam Chomsky people.person.profession Writer
Sandwiches music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
Peter Cook people.person.profession Actor
Mitch Hedberg people.person.education m.0n1l_8t
Minibar common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced Steve Hofstetter
Bill Cosby influence.influence_node.influenced Bill Burr
Canal Smarts common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
The CD Jokes music.recording.tracks The CD Jokes
Mary Hedberg people.person.children Angie Andreson
Carl Lee people.person.profession Voice Actor
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced_by Sam Kinison
m.09x4y61 common.webpage.topic Aziz Ansari
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Russell Brand
Steve Martin influence.influence_node.influenced Brad Stine
Aziz Ansari award.award_nominee.award_nominations m.0110_vqh
Demetri Martin tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvz0bs
m.09wt1k4 common.webpage.topic Demetri Martin
Endometriosis medicine.disease.risk_factors White people
Eddie Izzard influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
Emo Philips film.actor.film m.09j10wt
Just for Laughs: Stand-Up: Vol. 2: On the Edge common.topic.notable_types Film
Soda Pop common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Artie Lange people.person.gender Male
Jimmy Dore people.person.nationality United States of America
Chris Farley influence.influence_node.influenced_by John Belushi
Max Cantor people.person.nationality United States of America
Emo Philips people.person.nationality United States of America
m.0h869cy film.personal_film_appearance.person Aziz Ansari
Black comedy base.americancomedy.comedy_genre.comedians_in_this_genre Bill Burr
Gilbert Gottfried people.person.profession Actor
[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
New York City location.hud_county_place.place New York City
Musical Album freebase.type_profile.strict_included_types Topic
Azhar Usman common.topic.article m.06qmlc
Observational comedy internet.website_category.sites Nerdist
Emo Philips people.person.profession Comedian
Denis Leary people.person.nationality United States of America
Cambridge location.location.containedby United States of America
Denis Leary people.person.profession Film director
Azhar Usman people.person.nationality India
American: The Bill Hicks Story film.film.country United Kingdom
David Cross influence.influence_node.influenced_by Lenny Bruce
Woody Allen people.person.profession Film director
Jim Gaffigan freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Brad Stine common.topic.notable_types Musical Artist
Los Enchiladas! film.film.produced_by Jana Johnson
Aziz Ansari common.topic.notable_types TV Producer
I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Azhar Usman influence.influence_node.influenced_by Mitch Hedberg
Eddie Murphy freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvww_c
Steven Wright freebase.valuenotation.has_value Siblings
Acting music.recording.tracks Acting
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced T. Sean Shannon
Aamer Rahman influence.influence_node.influenced_by Margaret Cho
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Tim Buckley
Teeth music.recording.artist Mitch Hedberg
George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced Ron White
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said \"no, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah\". media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Doug Stanhope
Observational comedy base.americancomedy.comedy_genre.comedians_in_this_genre George Carlin
Aziz Ansari influence.influence_node.peers m.0llmh7b
Beret and Pancakes common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
m.09nsd6v tv.tv_guest_role.actor Emo Philips
Dry Clean Only music.recording.song [untitled]
Steven Wright film.actor.film m.0jwkgh
Cheech & Chong music.musical_group.member m.01tq6_k
Chris Rock freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Parents
Lenny Bruce influence.influence_node.influenced_by Mort Sahl
Steve Martin freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Cheech Marin people.person.profession Film director
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Jean-Michel Basquiat
Ray Romano people.person.ethnicity Italian American
Carolines on Broadway base.americancomedy.comedy_venue.notable_standup_performers Gilbert Gottfried
m.0tl6p3q people.sibling_relationship.sibling Bill Hicks
Ricky Gervais influence.influence_node.influenced_by Peter Cook
m.0cg0g53 film.performance.actor Bobcat Goldthwait
Cheech Marin influence.influence_node.influenced J. Martling
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Joe Cinque
m.0gc9jvd film.performance.actor Mike Birbiglia
Musician people.profession.specialization_of Artist
Brad Stine influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
Bob Newhart people.person.nationality United States of America
Russell Brand influence.influence_node.influenced_by Eddie Izzard
Demetri Martin music.artist.album m.0ytc44x
Jeanne Eagels freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of death
Adam Sandler people.person.profession Comedian
[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yn5d5mrr
Ulcerative colitis medicine.disease.risk_factors White people
Venue freebase.type_profile.strict_included_types Topic
m.065pjcb base.popstra.friendship.participant Aziz Ansari
Jean-Michel Basquiat people.person.gender Male
Demetri Martin tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bw0ys9
Wendy Brown people.person.sibling_s m.0j7rs8l
m.0j7rs88 people.sibling_relationship.sibling Mitch Hedberg
T. Sean Shannon people.person.gender Male
Bobcat Goldthwait music.artist.track Bobcat Goldthwait
Steven Wright influence.influence_node.influenced_by George Carlin
Brad Stine influence.influence_node.influenced_by Steve Martin
Oatmeal common.topic.notable_for g.1yfp0xhmz
Bobcat Goldthwait tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0dkvngb
Heroin overdose people.cause_of_death.people Trevor Goddard
I have a king sized bed, I don't know any kings, but if I ever meet one I can tell him \"You will not believe what I have in store for you!\" \"This is made to your exact specifications!\" When I was little I used to lay in my twin sized bed at night wondering where my brother was. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Debbie Linden people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
Hotels and Beds common.topic.notable_types Musical Recording
Carolines on Broadway location.location.containedby New York City
m.09xlr5n common.webpage.topic White people
m.09yl5zd common.webpage.topic Deadpan
Eddie Murphy people.person.profession Television producer
Bobcat Goldthwait common.topic.webpage m.0d5t4l4
Demetri Martin tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvyzyz
Tomatoes common.topic.notable_for g.1yfp0nh_c
Aziz Ansari people.person.education m.0n1jd5m
Vittorio Leonardi common.topic.notable_types Film actor
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Eddie Murphy influence.influence_node.influenced Chris Rock
m.0dm5z1l common.webpage.category Curated Topic
George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced_by Dick Gregory
Janis Joplin people.person.ethnicity White American
m.0pbxtsx film.performance.film Standup Comedian
Mitch Hedberg influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bob Newhart
Dick Gregory people.person.gender Male
Demetri Martin people.person.profession Musician
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, \"Dude, you have to wait.\"
Bob Newhart people.person.profession Screenwriter
Demetri Martin film.actor.film m.0jvch3f
Steven Wright music.artist.track_contributions m.0f52mlt
Carl Lee people.deceased_person.place_of_death New York City
Liverpool location.administrative_division.country United Kingdom
Arj Barker music.artist.track Internut
Ricky Gervais people.person.profession Film director
Composer freebase.type_profile.strict_included_types Topic
Ellen DeGeneres people.person.profession Comedian
Dick Gregory freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
m.0cvg690 common.webpage.category Curated Topic
Bridgette Andersen people.person.nationality United States of America
Chris Rock influence.influence_node.influenced Kevin Moyers
Mort Sahl people.person.profession Actor
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George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced Bill Hicks
Gilbert Gottfried people.person.profession Comedian
David Cross people.person.profession Comedian
Tomatoes music.recording.tracks Tomatoes
Cheech & Chong influence.influence_node.influenced_by Jonathan Winters
Bill Murray freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Siblings
m.0bw0mxx tv.tv_guest_role.actor Demetri Martin
The Best of Comedy Central Presents film.film.genre Comedy
Colin Quinn freebase.valuenotation.has_value Parents
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Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvz_2w
Zach Galifianakis people.person.profession Comedian
[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yp3cpxcv
George Carlin influence.influence_node.influenced Randy Chestnut
Country of nationality rdf-schema#range Country
Bobcat Goldthwait influence.influence_node.influenced Mitch Hedberg
Joe Rogan influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
Bobcat Goldthwait tv.tv_director.episodes_directed Black White Supremacist
m.0n4tpg7 people.marriage.spouse Demetri Martin
I don't have a microwave oven but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit. common.topic.notable_types Quotation
Carolines on Broadway common.topic.notable_for g.1257dsm2l
Deadpan base.americancomedy.comedy_genre.comedians_in_this_genre Mitch Hedberg
Artie Lange freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Denis Leary freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Arj Barker tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0g07bh7
White people medicine.risk_factor.diseases Macular degeneration
I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
Henny Youngman common.topic.article m.0pqb_
Vittorio Leonardi freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
m.0bvyc7y tv.tv_guest_role.actor Steven Wright
Dave Brockie freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
Mike Birbiglia music.artist.album My Secret Public Journal Live
Demetri Martin music.artist.album m.0y9xwd0
Jonathan Winters influence.influence_node.influenced Cheech & Chong
Observational comedy base.americancomedy.comedy_genre.comedians_in_this_genre Colin Quinn
Ron White influence.influence_node.influenced_by Bill Hicks
Ryan Maglunob influence.influence_node.influenced_by Mitch Hedberg
Bobcat Goldthwait people.person.education m.0h2jsd4
I like wearing this pass, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. common.topic.notable_types Quotation
Demetri Martin influence.influence_node.influenced_by Mitch Hedberg
Los Enchiladas! film.film.film_set_decoration_by Lisa Dostal
Azhar Usman common.topic.notable_for g.125ddw69x
Aziz Ansari film.actor.film m.0gvd8f8
Artie Lange people.person.nationality United States of America
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Lewis Black people.person.religion Atheism
Eugene Mirman people.person.gender Male
Emo Philips people.person.profession Screenwriter
Henny Youngman film.actor.film m.0jm360m
Ricky Gervais people.person.profession Musician
Henny Youngman people.person.gender Male
Vernon Chatman people.person.profession Musician
Janeane Garofalo freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Bobcat Goldthwait people.person.profession Comedian
Larry the Cable Guy influence.influence_node.influenced_by Steve Martin
Mitch Hedberg music.artist.track Teeth
Hotels and Beds music.recording.tracks Hotels and Beds
m.09nsd8c tv.tv_guest_role.actor Emo Philips
Saint Paul location.location.containedby Minnesota
m.09yp4l9 common.webpage.topic White people
Mike Birbiglia tv.tv_actor.starring_roles m.0krr9s4
Steven Wright tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bvwn5j
Cheech & Chong symbols.namesake.named_after Cheech Marin
Shrewsbury common.topic.notable_types City/Town/Village
Steven Wright film.actor.film m.0h16v1m
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two two. I would say \"Sweet.\" And then people would say, \"Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?\" I'd say, \"Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough.\"
Cheech & Chong influence.influence_node.influenced Craig Ferguson
Rodney Dangerfield influence.influence_node.influenced Adam Sandler
Vittorio Leonardi freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Place of birth
John Belushi freebase.valuenotation.has_no_value Children
Ricky Williams freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Country of nationality
Richard Pryor influence.influence_node.influenced Dave Attell
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Spouse (or domestic partner) rdf-schema#domain Person
Minibar common.topic.notable_for g.1yg4ncxnx
m.02vczt_ film.performance.actor Steven Wright
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Livingston location.location.people_born_here Artie Lange
I was walking by a dry cleaner at three a.m., and it said \"Sorry, we're closed.\" You don't have to be sorry. It's three a.m., and you're a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna walk by at ten and say, \"Hey, I walked by at three, you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology. This jacket would be halfway done!\" media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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Lewis Black freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
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Artie Lange freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
Shakes the Clown film.film.genre Comedy
San Francisco base.biblioness.bibs_topic.is_really San Francisco
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Bill Hicks influence.influence_node.influenced Steve Hofstetter
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Demetri Martin tv.tv_personality.tv_regular_appearances m.0gyjq88
Robert Bingham people.deceased_person.cause_of_death Heroin overdose
Janeane Garofalo people.person.profession Voice Actor
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations Vending machines are big part of my life, I like when you reach into the vending machine to grab your candy bar and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up, that's a good invention, before that it was hard times for the vending machine owners, \"What candy bar are you getting?\", \"That one, and every one on the bottom row!\"
Shaving Too music.recording.tracks Shaving Too
Carolines on Broadway common.topic.notable_types Venue
White people medicine.risk_factor.diseases Brain tumor
Woody Allen people.person.profession Film Score Composer
TV Writer freebase.type_profile.strict_included_types Person
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White people medicine.risk_factor.diseases Ulcerative colitis
m.03pq8qf people.place_lived.location Valdosta
Teeth common.topic.notable_for g.1yfj1dfxf
Bobcat Goldthwait tv.tv_actor.guest_roles m.0bgtmw6
Mitch Hedberg people.person.quotations I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the fucker gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the \"donate it to charity\" slice. I would like to exchange this for the \"keep it!\"
Mort Sahl freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Date of birth
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Jimi Hendrix freebase.valuenotation.is_reviewed Gender
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Shaving Too music.recording.song [untitled]
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[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yn5cc3fr
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Lynn music.recording.song [untitled]
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You Were Good music.recording.song [untitled]
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I have a new CD; it's in stores, and when you have a CD in stores, you have to do in-store appearances, and if nobody shows up, I just pretend like I'm shopping. That's how I shop; I sit behind a table with a pen. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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I like wearing this pass, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yn5dgcp4
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[untitled] common.topic.notable_types Composition
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Sarah Silverman people.person.profession Screenwriter
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You know when it comes to racism, people say: \" I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green\"... Ooh hold on now: Purple or Green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,\"Forget everything you know about slipcovers.\" So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were. media_common.quotation.author Mitch Hedberg
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The Dufrenes music.recording.song [untitled]
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[untitled] common.topic.notable_for g.1yn5djk77
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