You don't want to be an 80 year old guy living with 524 year old girls. You just don't. That guy lived in hell, I guarantee you. I bet his life is mostly annoying. But every now and then, while he's having sex with those 24 year olds, he's probably like, I can't even believe this is real for that 30 seconds. Yeah. I can't believe this perfect body. And I get to. With this wrinkly sack of rocks that he has as a body, he gets to have sex with this beautiful, perfect specimen of a female human being.