iPotion

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**The Potion**

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**Rating: **Teenagers

**Disclaimer: **I don't own _iCarly Show_ or _Zoey 101_

**Summary: **Fluff, Angst, Family, Friendship, ... Sam suffers from a strange food poisoning. Only an ancient druidic potion may save her. Freddie/Sam, Carly/Dustin, Spencer/Zoey, Jake/Lola, Nevel/Quinn

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#1#Nacho Fest
##1.1#Happy Birthday, Sam!
##1.2#The Party
##1.3#Morning After
#2#Mistletoe Potion
##2.1#Quinn Pensky
##2.2#We Rue It
#3#The Remedy
##3.1#Potions
##3.2#Conclusion

**Author's Note: **Armor is a region in Northwestern France

**1 Nacho Fest**

**1.1 Happy Birthday, Sam!**

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Sun came up from the mountain braes, and it was breaking the high ground when Sam woke up for her eighteenth birthday. As usual, she wasn't home, but slept over on Carly's couch.

Spencer came just crawling down the stairs. "Happy Birthday, Sam!" he yawned. "Or was it Hannukah? Easter?" Spencer shrugged helplessly.

Sam yawned as well. "Thanks."

Spencer brewed Sam's favourite coffee, a javaccino.

Carly came downstairs. "Happy birthday, Sam!" She slipped into her pants, donned a jacket, and made her way across the hall in order to ring Freddie's bell.

Freddie was barely awake, well.

Carly grabbed his elbow and dragged Freddie into her loft, forcing him to greet Sam.

"Happy birthday!" Freddie bellowed sarcastically at Sam.

Spencer made more of Sam's favourite breakfast.

"We've prepared a party for you tonight," Carly told Sam, "with lotsa ham."

Sam beamed brightly.

Freddie didn't say anything until he announced that he had to take a tick lotion.

Carly admonished Freddie to be back in time for the party, secure in the knowledge that Freddie would rather skip it.

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**1.2 The Party**

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Carly and her friends sang _She's a jolly good fellow_ to Sam.

Even Fred chimed in, albeit in a non-convincing manner.

Jake Crandle had strum the lute. Fortunately he had kept his mouth shut while the others sang.

Sam was most interested in the buffet. "Get away, this is my party!" Sam yelled at topless Gibby.

Carly had invited Gibby as well, but what should she do? Face Sam's wrath? "Sorry Gibby, Sam doesn't seem to want you here." Carly sighed in despair.

Gibby wasn't too sad, anyways.

Spencer presented his latest sculpture, but nobody was interested.

Carly comforted her elder brother.

Spencer cried piteously. "You'll be an adult soon, as well, and then I'll be all alone,])" (p [Carly wrapped her arms around Spencer's waist. "I'll always be your little sister. Besides, you're old enough to look for a wife to wash and clean after you!"

Spencer sobbed and moaned. "They always run away after two weeks. I guess I take a taco!" Soencer went ot the buffet table, but there was no nacho left. He grumbled inside when he saw Sam stuffing the last nacho with tapenade down her jaw. But what should he have done? For the better or worse, it was Sam'd birthday party.

The party went on and on. More and more guests had to leave.

Sam burped rudely.

Freddie told Carly that he had noticed that Sam had eaten more than two thirds of the sancks they had prepared for the party.

Carly sighed, she hadn't noticed it because she had been busy comforting Spencer, but she should have seen it coming. "That's Sam, and I love her for this."

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**1.3 Morning After**

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Next morning, Sam woke up and whimpered in agony.

Carly went looking after her. "Sam!"

"Nothing," Sam calmed Carly, "just a bit of a sore stomach."

Carly didn't wonder a lot, as Sam had really swallowed a mountain at the party. She went to the pharmacy chest and took some pils and drops to Sam. "Those will help!" She went back to bed, while Sam tried to get along with her aching guts.

Alas, the pains didn't ease.

"That serves her right!" Freddie remarked when he came over to look after Carly and Sam.

Carly was of a slightly different opinion and slapped Freddie.

Spencer decided to call Dr. Lang.

Sam had already puked her guts out, but the pains were still there.

Finally, Lang arrived in order to examine Sam.

"You'll have to cut her open from head to toe, right?" Freddie asked the medic, grinning sadistically.

Dr. Lang sighed. "It appears to be a very strange food poisoning which is caused by eating too many nachos in combination with tapenade. There's no remedy beknownst to anyone."

Carly shrieked.

Freddie bounced around, cheering enthusiastically.

"Well, no remedy I'm allowed to talk about!" Dr. Lang continued, her voice low.

"Spit it out!" Carly begged. "We may pretend not to have heard a thing!"

"She's bound to the oath of Hypocrites!" Freddie chuckled.

"Long ago, the druids of the Armorican coast brewed a panacea, a potion that cured all strange diseases." Lang sighed, "The recipe is lost, and it would hardly be legal, but I know someone who is working on its rediscovery. Her name is Quinn Pensky. Her alpaca is my patient."

"Whatever," Carly squealed, "we need to contact that Pensky! It's Sam's only chance."

The same morning, Carly received a video message from Nevel Papperman, with the usual content: Do you rue it? And, by Jove, she did.

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**2 Mistletoe Potion**

**2.1 Quinn Pensky**

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Quinn Pensky was living near Seattle and maintained a secret laboratory. She arrived the next day.

Carly was surprised because Quinn was not much older than Sam. "Hi, I'm Carly. So you cured your llama with a strange potion?"

Quinn was upset. "Alpaca! It's not a llama, but an alpaca. The potion is still in preparation, good enough for lovesick alpacas, but I haven't tried it on food-poisoned humans."

Carly shrugged. She didn't care at all about the small differences. Sam's life was much more important than that.

The potion was still missing one essential ingredient. "I need mistletoe essence!" Quinn announced. "Mistletoe essence is as close to a cure-all as it may get. But it's incredibly hard to get at, because we need Armorican mistletoes."

Carly shrugged helplessly. Then she had an idea, a last straw. "Our web show is seen all over the world, maybe our viewers will help us."

Quinn nodded. "We should try it." Then she saw Freddie and hugged him.

"Hey, what's going on?" Carly asked the two of them

"Quinn is my cousin," Freddie boomed, "didn't you know that?"

Carly shrugged. Fredward Benson's mother was too much for her to stomach, she had never dared to care about any other relative Freddie might have had.

Freddie had an onbjection. "Who will be your co-moderator? Sam for sure can't!"

Carly shrugged. "A webcast without Sam, that will be impossible!"

Quinn had an idea. "My friends Zoey and Lola are here for a few days. Lola is an aspiring Hollywood actress and loves being a co-contemplator of a popular show, as she loves to be seen by the masses."

Carly smiled. She knew that, in virtue of Sam's situation, she had no reason to do that, but , all the pains notwithstanding, she couldn't help it. An aspiring Hollywood actress by her side! Carly felt like having struck a gold mine!

Quinn also mentioned that Zoey's little brother Dustin would accompany the girls.

Carly didn't care for these details. The prospects of working with Lola made her swoon in ecstasy. She had seen her acting in the movie Jerk In The Well by her favourite producer Malcolm Reese. She loved all of his movies and would have died for meeting one of his actors or actresses. And now her dream was about becoming true.

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**2.2 We Rue It**

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Zoey, Lola, and Dustin arrived at Bushwell plaza.

Carly opened the door to herloft, making the visitors come in.

"I'm a great fan of your show!" Dustin confessed right away when he shook Carly's hand.

Carly blushed. Dustin was really cute and all cuddly. But she didn't have much time for him. "Er ... that's nice, but there's not enough room up in the attic. You'll have to watch it from here with Spencer, you know him?"

Dustin nodded. "Sure, he's a lot of fun!" He ran over to Spencer.

Ignoring everything else, Carly's mind was set on Lola Martinez.

They stepped up the stairs to the attic.

Freddie had shown his current equipment to Quinn.

Most of the apparati were Quinn's inventions. she was a brilliant problem solver, especially on the technological sector. She had invented her own operational system, Quinndoze QP, which was at the heart of Freddie's equipment. The greenscreen was also a Quinnvention.

Quinn snuck out of the room, leaving Freddie behind.

"Online in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1" Freddie oppened the webcast.

"I'm Carly" the host said, "I know, you expect to see Sam, but she's sick. Therefore we have Lola Martinez! Or, should I say ..." Carly listed Lola's roles in various movies that came straight to her mind.

"Hi, I'm Lola!" The star actress smiled. "My hair is styled with ..." she felt being nudged by Carly.

The hosts started to explain what had happened to Sam and what she needed. This was the point when Quinn had to return to the studio.

It took Quinn over ten minutes explaining what kind of mistletoes she needed.

Freddie grumbled. "We had almost 1,000,000 viewers before Quinn started to talk, now we only have like 100,000" He concluded that Quinn's talk had been too scientific for most viewers.

Suddenly, the greenscreen activated itself, displaying Carly's worst enemy.

"So you rue the day, Carly?" Nevel Papperman grinned sadistically from the screen. "You rue it, yeah? Dustopia, Carly!"

Quinn wondered who was that.

"Nevel! What the!" Spencer was dismayed. He explained unto Zoey what Nevel had done to Carly.

Dustin was particularly upset. "He's so dead!" he screamed in jealousy when he heard about Nevel having kissed Carly. Dustin blushed deeply. When Carly returned from the roof, Dustin asked her: "How shall I kill Nevel? I've seen how to do it using chopsticks."

"Reminds me not to go to a sushi bar again with Dustin!" Zoey remarked.

"You're a very responsible and protective elder sister, right?" Spencer asked Zoey.

She nodded softly. "I try to do my best there ..."

"I've been responsible for Carly for ten years,]) Spencer said. "I've left college in order to become a freelance artist. This allowed me to be more flexible, but maybe I've lost a lot of sense for responsibility. Grandpa didn't approve of that step. He would have preferred me to go through law school."" (p [Zoey sighed. "I might have become a good lawyer. I've often talked Dustin out of detention and so on," she moaned. "but my passion has always been and will always bee fashion design."

"Fashion design ... how do you like my socks? My pal Socko made them."

Zoey's jaw dropped. "Fantastic. Would you like me to make you some corresponding pants, shirts and so on?"

"Spencer swooned. So ... it's possible to be a creative artist and a responsible elder sibling at the same time?" Spencer asked.

Zoey confirmed him. "And Carly is such a nice girl. This shows that you've cared well for her."

"Oh, it does?" Spencer shrugged.

"If she's so nice," Dustin asked carefully, "could you maybe accept Carly as a sister-in-law?"

Of course there were two possible ways that Carly could have become Zoey's sister-in-law. Zoey wasn't sure what Dustin meant. Spencer was at least ten years older. Not that it would matter sub specie aeligternitatis, but it would be crazy at that moment. She had to admit, though, that she got along with Spencer more than with any man of her age, including her ex-boyfriend Chase Matthews who had disappeared a year ago without warning. Zoey blushed. On the other hand, Dustin might have had a crush on Carly, which was not unlikely as Carly was so sweet, smart, and charming. But Dustin and Carly were much too young for even thinking about ... Zoey passed out from the tension.

Quinn looked through her portable laboratory, in search of something to make Zoey regain consciousness.

Carly had overheard Dustin's remark and pulled him aside. "How did you mean that? I and Zoe as in-laws?"

Dustin blushed.

Carly understood. She didn't wonder that many boys who watched her show had a crush on her. But Dustin was so cute and smart, and then there were his puppy eyes ... "So you're at the same school where Quinn used to be, a very elitary private school close to Hollywood?"

Dustin nodded. He started talking about his school and his friends to Carly, getting her interested.

Quinn took a potion and made Zoey sniff from it. "The same thing that I gave to Otiz."

Zoey woke up, but she was dizzy.

"Otiz?" Spencer wondered.

"Her llama ..." Lola explained.

"Alpaca!" Quinn yelled. "Otiz is an alpaca!"

Freddie had been watching the replies to the show. They were catastrophic. Viewers adored Lola, but hated Quinn's talk about mistletoes. Noone had cared about Sam's disease.

The door bell rang. Spencer opened for Jake Crandle.

"Hi, I've heard that Sam was sick. I'm coming in order to play a song for her." Jake bounded in, clamping his guitar.

"Just don't sing, or ..." Freddie threatened the blond rake.

"Hey, I know someone who looks like you?" Lola remarked.

Jake nodded. "I have a twin brother in California, near Hollywood."

"James Garrett?" Lola skreeched. "Is that your twin browther?"

"Sure!" Jake beamed. Then he played a song for Sam. "So you are famous Lola Martinez?"

Lola beamed, "I'm on the brink to a real Hollywood star. I hope to make it this year. Don't you want to join in? We still need gifted guitar players."

Jake smiled. "I'd die for this."

"No! I want you alive!" Lola beamed before her lips slipped against Jake's.

"I am giften in two things: Kissing and playing the guitar." Jake boasted before he kissed Lola back.

Lola nodded. "That's great!"

Carly shuddered with disgust when she saw Lola making out with Jake. She understood that she should abandon the rake. "Dustin, do you really like me, or is it just some stupid fan crush?"

Dustin blushed totally, leaving Carly with no doubt.

Still, there was no hope left for Sam.

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**3 The Remedy**

**3.1 Potions**

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Quinn tried to improve her potion, the lack of mistletoe essence notwithstanding. The stuff was not bad, but not efficient enough to help Sam. "Don't touch those potions!" Quinn ordered Carly and Freddie. "I have to get something from the chemist's shop to mix into the potions."

Carly didn't care to touch. She was about playing confess or stress with Dustin and Zoey, anyways.

Alas, Freddie was another story. He had been sleeping badly because of a beginning flu. "I'm sneezing worse than Jeremy!" he moaned.

"I've sold a picture of Lola's slippers on the internet auction site. For 200 bucks!" Dustin confessed.

Zoey looked sternly, but relaxed immediately. "Lola so had it coming!" She flipped the coin. "Oops, I've got to stress."

Dustin and Carly wondered what to do. Drinking from Quinn's potion was not an option.

"Call our headmaster!" Carly handed Zoey the number of principal Theodore Franklin.

Zoey sighed. She pushed the buttons. "Hello Mr. Franklin, may I talk to your daughter Jeannie? ... What? You don't have a daughter named Jeannie? ... But I've seen her last night! ..." Zoey dropped the link and reconnected. "Hi dad! This is Jeannie, your daughter! Don't you rememberme?"

Carly and Dustin laughed themselves into oblivion.

While the three other kids played Confess or Stress, Freddie snuck in the kitchen. He drank from the potion Quinn had just been working on. Suddenly, he heard steps out in the hall. Probably Quinn was coming back, thus Freddie decided to slip into the room where Sam was resting.

"Who sipped from this potion?" Quinn yelled at the top of her lungs.

"We've been playing Confess or Stress all the time!" Zoey swore. "Except Fredward!"

"Freddie was complaining about a cough and headache!" Carly explained

"Oh dear, thsi was not the healing potion!" Quinn shried. "It was ..."

"Tell us, please!" Dustin begged.

Quinn sighed. "It was the love potion!"

Carly, Dustin, and Zoey looked at each other and shrugged.

They followed into the room where Sam had been sleeping and watched Freddie.

"Sam, sugarbabe!" Freddie whispered tenderly into the sick teenie's direction. Then he wrapped his arms around her and pressed his lips against hers.

Sam was puzzled. "Freddie?" She stood up and wrapped her arms around Freddie and pulled him closer for a yet much longer kiss. Her pains were gone with the wind, and so was Freddie's cold.

"Hey, they are no longer sick!" Quinn remarked while Carly, Dustin, and Zoey sighed in awe.

Spencer overheard the situation. "So Freddie's affection that was the remedy for Sam's illness. And we've been looking for mistletoes all over the world."

The others nodded.

"That's downright crazy!" Spencer shrugged.

In this moment, Nevel bounded in. "Do you rue it?"

"No way!" the others yelled unison.

"Nevel Papperman!" Quinn screamed, "So you claim that your brain is bigger than mine? And that your nerves are more sensitive?"

"Of course! Prove that they aren't!" Nevel boomed.

Quinn pulled Nevel into the next room they tried hard to boast with their brains, but they could not trump each other as they were peers.

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**3.2 Conclusion**

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Quinn and Nevel would join forces and create many more useful and funny potions with all sorts of strange effects.

Jake and Lola would make it straight into Malcolm Reese's next movie, Camp Pop II. After the movie they would marry and be happie ever after.

Dustin and Carly would wait for a few years before making Nevel play the wedding macrh for them on his piano. At their wedding, Spencer and Zoey wouldn't be able to help taking a chance on each other, and they would never have to regret it.

Freddie and Sam? If they haven't broken, they are still kissing ... and kissing ... and kissing ...

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iPotion by schillingklaus


1. Chapter 1

Summary

On the next episode of iCarly, Carly Shay, Sam Puckett, and Freddie Benson are having special guest from PCA boarding school in California. They're inviting Zoey Brooks and her friends: Chase Matthews, Lola Martinez, Quinn Pensky, Michael Barrett, and Logan Reese to be on a full episode of iCarly. Before they go on the air, Carly spends time with Zoey and Chase, Sam spends time with Lola and Logan, Freddie spends time with Quinn, and Michael becomes suspicious about Carly's brother, Spencer Shay.

Chapter 1-Special Guests

It was the end of the episode of iCarly, so Carly and Sam decided to introduce their guests for the next episode. "Hello, everyone." Said Carly "So, before we leave, how about we introduce to you our guests for our next episode." "They had came all the way from Pacific Coast Academy, a boarding school in California." Said Sam. "Now, give a round of applause for one of our guests, Zoey Brooks." Said Carly. Sam hit the applause button on her remote and Zoey had entered the room.

"Thanks, so much, Carly." Said Zoey "It's such a great pleasure to be on your web show." "And let's introduce her friends." Said Sam "There are so many guests, we can't name them all." "But you can see who the guests are on the guest list right below the screen." Said Carly "Please welcome, Zoey's friends." Then Zoey's friends: Chase, Lola, Quinn, Michael, and Logan had entered the room and were excited to be on the show.

"So, you we see all of us on the next episode of iCarly." Said Carly. "Yes." Said Sam "And you will see the best!" "Of course, you will." Said Carly.

The iCarly episode was then over, but Carly and Sam couldn't wait for the next episode that was going to have Zoey and her friends.

Don't go. There's going to be more in the story. Coming soon! You'll find out when a new chapter is added.

	2. Chapter 2

Chapter 2-Checking In

Carly had then got some iced tea from the fridge, while hanging out with Zoey and Chase. "Carly, I just want to say it's great to having to be on your web show." Said Zoey. "Yeah, I can't believe we're being on your web show viewed by 500,000 people." Said Chase. "Actually, now, it's 950,000 people." Said Carly "It's become even more people. And Chase, tell me, is that really your hair. It can't be that bushy." "Actually, it can be this bushy, and this is my hair." Said Chase. "I'm going to find out." Said Carly. "Enough about the bushy hair." Said Zoey "So, Carly, we're going to be staying at the hotel next door." "Well, that's great to hear." Said Carly "Hey, Zoey, Chase, how about we all get smoothies at the mall." Then Carly, Zoey, and Chase had left the loft.

Freddie was still in the studio, where they film the web show. He had to work on some modifications for the web show, Quinn was still there and was curious to find out that he was still there.

Meanwhile, Sam had entered the loft. Spencer had noticed that. "Sam, how did you get in here?" Said Spencer. "I just came in, is there a problem with that?" Said Sam. "Yeah, you can't just walk in. That's clearly not the way things are done around here." Said Spencer. Sam had then looked at Spencer that made him scared. "Want some lemonade?" Said Spencer. "Sure." Said Sam. Then Lola went to talk to Sam.

"Hello, Sam." Said Lola "So, you're the co-star at iCarly, right." "Yep, Carly's my best bud." Said Sam "Anyway, you want some lemonade?" "Sure." Said Lola. "Spencer, get another cup of lemonade also." Said Sam. "Of course." Said Spencer.

Then at the studio, Quinn had started talking to Freddie. "Everyone's gone, and you're still here." Said Quinn "Why is that?" "Oh, I'm the technical producer of iCarly, and it's always my job to keep everything running." Said Freddie. "Say, how about I help you with that?" Said Quinn "I can make a few modifications to the web studio, by trying to make it's efficency increase by 22.22." "Okay." Said Freddie. So, then Quinn and Freddie had started working on the studio modifications.

Michael and Logan had knocked on the door in the loft. "It's open." Said Spencer. "Hi, Michael." Said Lola. "You know, I think somethings strange about Carly's brother, Spencer." Said Michael "He always acts so strange." "Well, you'll never know." Said Sam. Logan had came to talk to them. "Hello." Said Logan. But then Lola had walked away because she didn't like Logan being near her. And Michael went to see what Spencer was up to. Sam had left too, not because of Logan, because she went to the studio.

Carly had been at the mall with Zoey and Chase. Carly had some iced coffee, Zoey had a cappucino, and Chase had a smoothie. "So, what do you think of the mall?" Said Carly. "It looks really nice here in Seattle." Said Zoey. "Now tell me again, Chase." Said Carly "How is your hair like that?" "For the 7th time, and I've been counting." Said Chase "It's naturally like this." "You might be lying, and I'll find out for myself." Said Carly "Anyway, here's what you can do on the show, we can all do some fun stuff, and you can do 1 thing of your own." "Okay, don't worry, I'm sure we'll do the best we can." Said Zoey.

In the iCarly studio, Quinn had carried a briefcase, and used it for the technical stuff. Freddie was curious as to see what was going on. "You know, I should get some more of those technological tools someday." Said Freddie. "Well, why don't you get some then?" Said Quinn. "I can't my mom only gives me 8 a month in allowance." Said Freddie. Quinn had then started to smile, because she thought that was ridiculous, but Quinn didn't laugh because she never does. "Freddie, 8 a month is a cheap skank." Said Quinn "I think your mom is being a little insane and overprotective. And besides, what's her reason?" "She's afraid that if she gives me more, I can pay to take transportation and leave her." Said Freddie. "That's total insanity." Said Quinn. "Not really." Said Freddie.

But then Sam had entered the loft with Logan. "You know, Sam, there's this new thing called knocking." Said Freddie. "Well, Mr. Tech Dork, you should just--" Said Sam as she started to pull Freddie's pants down. "Are those teddy bears?" Said Quinn. Freddie had been embarrased in front of Sam and Quinn. Logan was a little shocked to see what happened.

"Sam, don't you think you could get in trouble for that?" Said Logan. "Nah, I'm used to it." Said Sam. "You know, you're looking really great." Said Logan. Quinn had saw the whole thing, and thought that Logan was flirting with Sam. "Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" Said Quinn "Logan is flirting with that Sam." "I know, it's gross isn't it." Said Freddie. "I mean, Logan's my boyfriend." Said Quinn "He's going to get so burnt." "Aren't you just getting some stress syndrome?" Said Freddie "I mean they might be just friends."

And then Logan and Sam had hugged each other. "Look, they're embracing." Said Quinn. "It's just a friendly hug." Said Freddie. "Yeah, but soon the hugs will become too friendly, and then they start dating, and then I become Logan's ex-girlfriend." Said Quinn.

Michael had been with Spencer while he was doing an art project. "Spencer, what are you doing?" Said Michael. "I'm creating miniature sculptures of Carly, Sam, and Freddie. I'm also doing Zoey, Chase, and the rest of your friends." Said Spencer. Michael had then just walked out of the loft being freaked out by Spencer.

Carly had returned home with Zoey and Chase. "Wow, Carly, that was a really great trip to the mall." Said Zoey "So, Carly, I'll guess I'll see you tomorrow." "Yes, it was a really great trip to the mall." Said Chase. "Now, Chase, how do you make your hair look like that?" Said Carly. "For the 15th time, and I'm still counting. It naturally looks like this." Said Chase "You don't have to keep asking." "I'm going to find out for myself." Said Carly. "Anyway, Carly, we'll be staying just a few miles across the street, so see you tomorrow?" Said Zoey.

Then Carly and Spencer had went to go to bed. Freddie had headed to his loft next door. And Sam decided to stay in Carly's loft sleeping in the studio.

	3. Chapter 3

Chapter 3-School Daze

Carly had went to go to school on Monday, and had saw Sam get some stuff from her locker, but it got messy. "Sam, you should definitely get your locker organized." Said Carly. "No, I'm fine." Said Sam "And if I could just find my homework." Sam had took out a week old french fries out of her locker, and Carly was scared at what had happened.

Carly had then walked away to see Freddie. "Hello, Freddie." Said Carly. "Hello, Carly, that Quinn is a genius, she helped me yesterday and now the studio is more efficent by 15.778." Said Freddie. "Really, the other students think she's weird." Said Carly "You because of her strange inventions." Freddie had then walked away, then Carly had went to her class. "Well, Fredward, it seems that Quinn seems really nice." Said Sam. "Do you think so?" Said Freddie. "No." Said Sam. "You know, Sam, why am I friends with you?" Said Freddie "Oh. Right."

Then when Spencer was working on his sculptures, Zoey had entered the room. "Hello, Spencer." Said Zoey "Is Carly here?" "No, she won't be here for another half-hour." Said Spencer "But please stay while you're here." "So, I heard that you like socks." Said Zoey. "Well, I always get the best from my best friend." Said Spencer "Look, you can see right here." "Okay, would like these socks that I designed?" Said Zoey "I like to design some clothing and accessories." "Thanks, Zoey." Said Spencer.

When Carly had came home, she saw Zoey hanging out with her brother, Spencer. "Hello, Zoey." Said Carly "I thought maybe we could show your cool designs on the iCarly episode." "Of course, and I saw that your brother really likes socks." Said Zoey. "Right." Said Carly.

Quinn had went to visit Freddie, when she knocked on the door, she had saw her mother come. "Hello, you must be Mrs. Benson." Said Quinn "I'm looking for Freddie." "He doesn't come home for another 9 minutes." Said Mrs. Benson "Why are you here to see him?" "Doesn't Freddie live next door to Carly?" Said Quinn. "Yes, but I want to know what you've been doing with Freddie." Said Mrs. Benson. "We've been working on the technical gadgets for the show, and we've improved them." Said Quinn.

But then Freddie had came, he was earlier than expected. "Hello, Mom." Said Freddie "Hey, Quinn. So, have you got your tools?" "Tools?" Said Mrs. Benson "What for?" "For the technology, we're improving their status by making them work more efficently, and make better effects for iCarly." Said Quinn "Come on, Freddie, let's head to the iCarly studio." "But remember, you need the proper safety gear." Said Mrs. Benson.

Lola had been hanging out with Sam, while they were going to visit Carly. "So, Sam, I want to do some acting, so how is it being the stars of a web show." Said Lola. "Well, you know, you just go on camera, say some lines, and then you go home." Said Sam. "Well, I take acting more seriously, and I want to work with you in it." Said Lola. "I'll think about it, anyway, we're here." Said Sam. Lola and Sam had knocked on Carly's door, and found out that she working on something important. "Hello, Lola, Sam, we need help to come up with ideas for iCarly." Said Carly.

Carly, Zoey, Lola, Sam, and Spencer had sat down and had some lemonade. "So, I'm making a whole new sculpture." Said Spencer "It's some miniature sculptures of Zoey, Lola, and Quinn. I had designed them, so I had thought--" "Anyway, so I got everything we can do for the next iCarly." Said Carly "Why don't we have a special instrument performance mixed with a few bonuses that they do at the same time?" "Oh, you should bring Michael then, he's an expert at playing the flute." Said Lola. "Oh, the same for my uncle Greg." Said Sam. "Okay, so why don't we let Michael and Greg play the flute, but not just any music, they can play the flute like playing pop music." Said Zoey. "That sounds like a great idea?" Said Carly.

In the studio, Quinn and Freddie were working on the technical equipment, and it was more efficent by 45%. "Alright, now I've powered up everything." Said Quinn "Now, let's try it out." "But first, what's this robot?" Said Freddie. "Oh, I built my own servant." Said Quinn "So it can help me with my experiments." Freddie had turned it on, and it was working great. It had cleaned up the room nicely. But it was a bit defective. Apparently, the robot kept running amuck. It had grabbed Freddie's underpants, and it carried him around. Quinn had quickly turned off the robot. But later, it had broke in pieces.

Michael and Logan had entered the loft, and had watched TV with Carly, Zoey, Lola, and Sam. They had been watching something very funny. "So, what are the ideas for the next iCarly?" Said Michael. "What can I do on the show?" Said Logan. "You cannot act like a jerk." Said Lola "And not carry that mirror around." "What's wrong with Logan?" Said Sam. "He takes 100 pictures of himself every week." Said Lola "Trust me, Logan's not a nice person to hang around." "Okay." Said Sam. "Now, we offically have everything planned out perfectly." Said Carly.

Carly, Sam, and Freddie had then said goodbye to Zoey and her friends for the night, and were going to see them the next day. It was almost going to be time to be on iCarly. Freddie had went back to his house, and Sam had went back to her house, even though Sam didn't want to. Carly had then said goodnight to Spencer. "Well, Spencer, we should head to sleep?" Said Carly. "You go to sleep, I'm going to finish my sculptures." Said Spencer. Spencer had finished his sculptures, and he went to bed at 12:30 A.M.

	4. Chapter 4

Chapter 4-Going On The Air

Carly, Sam, and Freddie were setting up the studio for the next episode of iCarly. "You know, Quinn has been the best." Said Freddie "She has powered up my equipment, and now everything is more efficent by 112.274%." "I know, but that's just so uncool in so many ways on how you say that." Said Sam. "The show's going to be performed much better." Said Freddie. "That's cool, but you're uncool in so many ways." Said Sam. "Come on, guys, can you at least get along for this webcast?" Said Carly "Zoey and her friends are here and we don't want to make any disappointment."

Then it was time to go on the air. "Okay, on live in 5, 4, 3, 2..." Said Freddie. "Hello there, people around the world." Said Carly "I'm Carly." "And I'm Sam." Said Sam. "And this is iCarly." Said Carly. "Filmed by people in the studio that's in Carly's apartment." Said Sam. "Anyway, we had told you we would have some special guests on this episode of iCarly." Said Carly "So, please give a warm welcome to the PCA students."

Then it was time for Zoey to be on the show. "This is our friend, Zoey." Said Carly "She loves to design stuff." "Of course." Said Zoey "You see this key. This is my room key to the dorm room in PCA where I sleep. It's really stylish and cool, and I always remember my key." "Isn't that awesome?" Said Carly. "Totally the best." Said Sam. "Here are the designs, don't they look fabulous or unfabulous?" Said Carly "Well, send your responses." "But hurry, you only have 60 seconds." Said Sam.

60 seconds later. Carly and Sam had checked the polls, and 327,450 viewers said Zoey's designs were fabulous and 14,359 viewers said Zoey's designs were unfabulous. "Alright, then the majority is that Zoey's designs are fabulous." Said Carly. "You know they are." Said Sam as she pressed the applause button on her remote.

Then it was time for Lola to be on the show. "So, if you see this girl, you see Lola." Said Carly. "And if you see a mouse in your bathtub, you're just being plain stupid." Said Sam. "Anyway, why not let Lola practice her talent with Sam." Said Carly.

So, Lola and Sam did some acting. "Dad, I need some money to buy some clothes at the mall." Said Lola. "No, you're not getting any." Said Sam. "But, Daddy." Said Lola. They were just acting. "Anyway, I think you've seen enough, but let's hear it for Lola." Said Carly. And then Sam had pressed the applause button on her remote.

Then it was time for Quinn to be on the show. She had shown her robot, and she turned it on. "So, this is Quinn, the genius with things she calls Quinventions." Said Carly. "They're inventions, only Quinn style." Said Sam. "Okay, look it does some cool things for you." Said Quinn. But like always the robot always has a few problems, it was running crazy. The robot even took Freddie's pants, it was really humiliating. But then Quinn had shut down the robot, Freddie got his pants back. Carly and Sam were laughing the whole time, but they had stopped when Freddie noticed.

Then Michael had went on the show, and he brought his flute. "Now, it's time for Michael to play the flute." Said Carly "Only this time, it's going to be playing pop music." "Now, let's put it into action." Said Sam. Michael had then played his flute like playing pop music, it was a sensation. It made people very tuned in to the music, it was very popular. It was really great that the flute was playing pop music. Michael really was playing pop music on his flute.

Then Chase had went on the show, and he was only doing one thing. He had done a cool basketball shot, only it was thrown and magnetized by a small magnet, and hit by bucket, then it was rolling through a tube, hitting a wall, hitting a ceiling, and making go in the basket. "And that's Chase super cool basketball playing." Said Carly. "That was one cool basketball playing, now let's hear a round of applause." Said Sam as she hit the applause button on the remote.

Logan went on the show, but you didn't want to know what he was doing. What he did had made Carly, Sam, Freddie, Zoey, Chase, Lola, Quinn, and Michael had been freaked out by it.

Then later, the iCarly episode had came to an end. "Well, that's the end of iCarly." Said Carly. "Now, before you go how about some--" Said Sam, and then she pressed a button and it was time for random dancing. Carly, Sam, and Freddie had done some dancing with Zoey, Chase, Lola, Quinn, Michael, and Logan as the random music had been playing. It was so much fun for them.

Then it was time for Zoey and her friends to go. "Well, Zoey, thanks for a great web show." Said Carly "And Zoey, about Chase, what is up with his bushy hair?" "It's naturally that way, and don't ask again please." Said Zoey. "Of course." Said Carly "Oh, here's our e-mail addresses, e-mail us sometime." "We will, well see you later." Said Zoey "Anyway, goodbye."

When Zoey and her friends had went back to PCA, Zoey had decided to e-mail Carly.

_Dear Carly,_

_It's me, Zoey. Thanks for letting me and my friends on your web show, iCarly. It was a great time doing some wacky fun stuff on that show. In fact, I'm also a big fan of your web show, but you've obviously already know that. It was nice hanging out with you also. Chase and I had the best time with you, going to the mall, having smoothies, etc. Lola and Logan had told me that they really like your friend Sam. Also, Quinn is glad that she helped Freddie with making the studio more powerful and efficent. I have nothing else to say. So, bye._

_Love Zoey. Bye._

And back in Carly's home, she was glad to have an e-mail from Zoey. So, she decided to e-mail back.

_Dear Zoey,_

_Carly here, from iCarly. I was glad to have you come here from PCA and having you and friends come to Seattle to be on an episode of iCarly. Anyway, Sam, Freddie, Spencer, and I were glad to have all of you on the show. E-mail me back, sorry, but I don't have anything else to say. So, see you later._

_Love Carly. Bye._

The End

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iCarly Meets Zoey 101 by Stewie Shadow


Hansel Does the Do

Derek pouted his lips at Hansel. "What do you think you're doing, Han-stupid?"

"Relax, bra, I just thought it was time for a new do."

"There is nothing wrong with his _DO_."

"She-ya, if you want him to look commercial."

"He does _not_ look commercial."

"Just give me a sec, Der. Chill. Feel the flow." Hansel worked his hands quickly over Derek, Jr.'s scraggly hair. Finishing, he stepped back to admire his work and present it to the proud father.

Derek, momentarily speechless, struck a look at his young son. "Wow, Hansel, you're right. He did look commercial."

"She-ya. I know."

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Hansel Does the Do by rhyejess


Christmas Proposal

Author's note: wow I know its a few days late but computer was acting real funky all week and I finally hijacked it back from my boyfriend so here it is today I know I haven't updated in a while getting used to a new job and new relationship and muse Kinda dissappeared on me for a long while but guess what I'm back and ready to write for yall. Of course we know what story this is about. Read and review.

**I don't own anything but jesse herman so you can't sue. ha.**

_**Christmas Proposal:**_

The snow was softly falling at the Red River base, the soldiers all in the hanger taking the christmas lights and decorations off of their zoids that two teens had left as their season prank. Said teens were hiding up on top of the roof of the base. "You know your dad is gonna kill us when he finds us." Irvine said pouring hot cocoa from a thermos into a cup and handed it to Jesse.

"Yeah he's got to find us first," she said as Irvine set the thermos to the side and she leaned back into his chest where she was warmer. "I'm happy right here right now." She said as he wrapped the blanket around them tighter.

"Same here," Irvine stated as he rested his chin on Jesse's shoulder. "How long has it been since we first met?" he asked her as he kissed her cheek.

"It seems like we've known each other forever but it's only been seven years." She said turning and meeting his lips.

"Yeah it seems like it's been longer than seven years," Irvine said smile gracing his lips, now he was determined to put his plan to action tonight. "You know your the only one for me sweetheart," he said breathing in the sweet scent of her honeysuckle scented shampoo.

"I don't know what you would ever done without me." she said smirking when she heard a growl from deep in his chest. "Sorry. Sorry didn't mean to bruise the ego." she said giggling.

"I'll show you ego," he said and he began to tickle her. "How's that for ego?" he asked her as she tried to stop laughing.

"I'm sorry your ego is the worlds greatest," she said in between laughing and trying to fight off Irvine's hands.

"Are you truthful. Should I believe you?" Irvine asked laughing as Jesse finally caught his hands.

"Yes I'm truthful I've always been truthful to you," She said looking into his eyes.

"Well can you be truthful to me right now and give me a answer to what I'm about to ask you?" Irvine asked her as he pulled the covers off and set the drinks aside standing up and pull Jesse us as well.

"Yes I will be truthful," she told him lost in his eyes.

"Okay cause I have a really important question for you," he said pulling the ring box out of his pocket without Jesse noticing. He got down on one knee still holding her right hand. "Jessica Louise Herman will you do the honors of spending the rest of your life with me and let me love you forever by agreeing to marry me?" he asked as he watched the reaction on her face. As he opened the box to show her the ring.

"Yes you big goof I'll marry you," She said tears coming to her eyes as he slid the ring on her left hand.

"You just made me the happiest man alive today Sweetheart," he said standing up and wrapping her in a hug. "Plus I have formal permission to knock O'Connell on his ass if he mess's with you at all." he said.

"Yes you do," she said pulling his face down towards her to kiss him. "Just don't kill him I don't think dad can look over and ignore a murder." she said chuckling at his pout.

"Okay I won't kill him but I'll make him regret touching you or ticking you off." Irvine said as he pulled her against him praying that this moment wasn't just a dream to him.

"One quick question how did dad handle the asking for my hand in marriage?" Jesse asked him having a feeling her father was probably close to fainting when Irvine had asked him.

"Better than I did I was a nervious wreck when I asked him," Irvine said chuckling. "Kinda reminded me of when I was 16 and got in trouble I was praying that I wouldn't get one of his your gonna wish you never had come up with that idea glares. Those things would scare anyone." Irvine stated as they suddenly heard the soldiers outside. "Sounds like they finished cleaning up our latest prank on them." he said and Jesse smiled before laughing.

"Yeah and we're gonna have to stay on dad's good side for a while if we don't want to get in serious trouble." Jesse said as the snow thickened around them.

"Congratulations are in order if what I heard is correct," Rob said stepping out from behind his hiding spot.

"Yes sir," Irvine said his arms wrapped around jesse.

"Well congratulations you two now hopefully you wont cause anymore trouble around here or is that just wishful thinking." Rob said as he walked over to them.

"Probably just wishfully thinking sir," Irvine said and they all broke out into laughter.

"Yeah probably so with you two around here, at least it never gets boring," Rob said as he looked at the two young adults his little girl and a boy that he had raised from age twelve. "Come on you two let's go celebrate this news." Rob said as he headed for the end of the roof where the ladder was. He looked back at the two as they shared another kiss before heading his way. He let a smile grace his lips at this. _Another one for the photo album. _He said to himself as he shook his head.

**A/N : AHHH another christmas one shot complete I love writing about Jesse and Irvine it's so much fun we'll you know what to do click that little review button down there and tell me what you think. Phoenix07**

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Christmas Proposal by Phoenix07