1. Making phone calls

A/N: What would happen if I invited over ppl from GF to hang out at my house? Two words: Total Chaos. I don't own- , blah blah blah, you know the drill. ~*~* repersents change of time and/or place
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I'm sitting at my house on a Saturday night being extremely bored. Time to invite ppl over! I pick up the phone and press one of the speed-dail buttons.
Other line: RRrraa?
Me: ummm...
Other line: ZEKE GIVE ME THE PHONE! Hello? Ow! ZEKE! THAT WAS MY FOOT!
Me: Is this Van?
Van: yeah, whose's this?
Me: This is Froz Flame, you don't know me but I'm inviting you to my house to hang out and stuff.
Van: Okay whatever I'm bored. Can I bring Zeke? I can't leave him here because he'll destory everything.
Me: That's fine, just make sure you park your Blade Liger in my driveway, otherwise the nieghbors will complain.
Van: okay, I'll be over soon *click*

Me: Now we call the next person. *Presses number two on speed dial*
Other line: Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring... Hello?
Me: Yeah hi, is this Raven?
Raven: depends on who wants to know.
Me: I do.
Raven: who are you?
Me: I'm Froz Flame.
Raven: Never heard of you
Me, growing angry: I know that! I'm inviting you over to my house for this party thing or whatever you want to call it.
Raven: Who else is coming.
Me: Well seeing as your the second person I called, I don't know yet.
Raven: Who was the first?
Me: Van
Raven: Is he coming?
Me, very annoyed: YES! Van is coming.
Raven: Can I fight him.
Me, exasperated: That's great whatever! Are you coming?
Raven: I guess so. *Click*

Me: Time to call two people at once. *Presses 3 & 4 on speed dail*
Both lines: Hello?
Me: Am I talking to Fiona and Moonbay?
Both lines: Yes.
Me: Good, I'm inviting you to my house are you coming?
Both lines: sure.

Me: Well only three more people left to call. Irvine, Thomas, and Ryss. Let's call Irvine!
Other line: Hey
Me: Irvine?
Irvine: Yeah, who is this?
Me: It's Froz Flame, but you don't know me. I'm inviting you over to my house, are you going to come?
Irvine: Your right I don't know you, but I'm so bored over here, what the hell? I'll come.
Me: Super see you soon.

Me: Well that was easy, now to call Thomas. *Presses number 6*
Other line: Hello?
Me: Um, is this Thomas?
Other line: no this is his brother.
Me: Oh! Karl, is Thomas there?
Other line: hold on.
Thomas: Hello, this is Thomas.
Me: Come to my house for this party thing I'm having.
Thomas: but I don't even know y-
Me: You're coming? great, see you here *Click*

Me: Okay, now Ryss.
Other line: You have reached Ryss.
Me: Uh, is this a person or the answering machine?
Other line: This is Ryss.
Me: Okay, well I was wondering in you'd-
Ryss: Like to come to your party, sure.
Me: Well, bye. *Click*
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A/N: Sorry that this chapter is really dumb, boring, and short. My whole story will probably be dumb and boring. Well See ya on the battle field!

	2. And they come

A/N: Well, um here's the next chapter. Do I have to do the disclaimer? I mean you really think I own Zoids? Didn't think so. So here we go!
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Well, I called everyone. They all said they'd be here, so now I just have to wait. *frantic knocking and constant ringing of the door bell*
Me: Wonder who that is.*gets up and goes to the door*
Van:*brusts through the door, Zeke following* I-i-i-itttt's f-f-freeeezzzz-z-zz-ing ooo-o-utss-ss-ide!
Me: Of course it's freezing! It's the middle of January in the Midwest, what did you expect? Palm trees?
Van: It coul-ld be a bit w-warmer.
*Bing-dong*
Me: *answers the door* Raven so nice of you to come!
Raven: Whatever. Hey Van, there was no room for me to put the Geno Breaker so I obliterated your Blade Liger.
Van: YOU DID WHAT?
Raven: Jeez, Van. Don't you know what sarcasm is?
*Bing-dong, bing-dong*
Me: I'll get it.
Fiona and Moonbay: Hi!
Me: Glad you came. Fiona, how did you get here?
Fiona: Moonbay came and got me in her Gustav.
Me: That's cool. We have to wait for three more people, well actually, four if you count um, the "friend" whose coming.
Raven: "Friend"?
Me: *grins wickedly* You'll find out soon enough.
Raven: I don't know if I like the sound of that...
Van: When are we going to eat?
Me: *tosses the two ton phone book at him* Order a pizza or something.
Van: *falls over from the wieght of the phone book* Ow...
Raven: Your pathic Van.
Van: Oh yeah? Here catch!*hurls phone book at Raven*
*Raven and Van insult each other and throw the phone book back and forth for about three mintues while I order a pizza from Pizza Hut (first pizza place that popped in my mind).*
Me: The pizza should be here in a half an hour.
Van: What going to be on it?
Me: Green peppers, sausage, mushrooms, black olives...
Van: Papayas?
Me: Um, no.
Van: Darn...
*Bing-dong*
Voice: Raven??!??
Me, turns to the door: Hey, Gothic Guy, did I say you could answer the door?
Raven: No, but I don't really care.
Me, gives him the Death Glare of Doom: Hey Thomas, Irvine.
Irvine: *Nods his hello*
Thomas: Miss Fiona! I didn't know you were going to be here!
Me, sweatdrops: Er, yeah now we just have to wait for one more person. Ryss should be here any mintue...
*Bing-dong*
Me, answers door: like now!
Ryss: Hello *blank stare*
Me: Yeeaaaahhhhhh, your starting to freak me out.
Ryss: ...
Me: Alrighty then. What should we do first? We could watch Tv, we have a satellite dish, or play video games, or do whatever.
Everybody but me: Lets do whatever!
Me: Okay! Just wander around my house.
Van: *goes to the kicthen*
Ryss, Fiona, and Moonbay: *sit and start to watch tv.*
Irvine: *walks around and looks at stuff*
Thomas: *starts taking apart my computer*
Me: Watch it Thomas, everything has Anti-Destrucion Protection on it. That means, if you try to break something, it'll explode in your face and magical mend itself.
*A small boom and a puff of smoke come from my computer, followed by a magic noise*
Raven:*quietly walks upstairs unnoticed to all but me*
Me:*follow Raven up the stairs*
Raven: *enters my room and discovers all the pictures of him that I have collected* This girl's crazy!
Me, closes the door with a little click: Yes I know, people have told me that.
Raven: *jumps and turns around* Uh...
Me: I knew you would come up here!
Raven: How?
Me: I'm the powerful authoress, I know everything that goes on in my fanfics.
Raven: You mean I'm stuck in another fanfic with an author who's crazy for me?
Me: Yes, except you've never delt with someone like me before. Never! *Signature Evil Laugh* MAAAAWWWAAAHHHAAAHHAA! I'm going to lock you in my room! Don't try to break anything, it's all got Anti-Destruction Protection on it, including your gaurd!
Raven: Gaurd?
Me: Anz! Come here!
Anz, my friend, female by the way: What is it Froz?
Me: Here's Raven, Gaurd him.
Anz: Okay!
Me, leans in and whispers to Anz: Make sure he doesn't press the button.
Anz: Okay!
Me, still laughing: I'll come back for you later, Raven. *waves goodbye and locks door*
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A/N: Sorry if this chapter is baka too. (Don'tca just love my self confidence?)

	3. Game time

A/N: Well here's the next chapter. I would like to say sorry to my friends that make their apperances in this chapter. This is for anything I did do or miht make you do or say in the future.
Me: That's a question I have to think about; Do I own zoids? Anz, tell me, do I LOOK like I own zoids?
Anz: No, not really.
Me: Thank you. Now ON TO THE STORY THINGY!
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Downstairs, a few mintues later...
Me, look at people wandering around my house: I need to make things more exciting! I know, I'll have people appear at random with the *dramatic music* The Millennium Pen!*holds up gold pen with an eye thing on it* It has the power to bring and thing on paper to life! Now I will use Special Notebook Paper and summon Gi the Italian Mobster. *writes "Gi the Italian Mobster" on Special Notebook Paper**My friend Gi instantly appears*
Gi, raspy voice like the godfather: I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
Me: That's funny, I love that.
Gi: Hiya, now why I am I here again?
Me: For my party!
Van: Who's she?
Me: It's the Italian Mobster
*Me and Gi brust out laughing like hyenas*
*Van edges away nervously*
Gi, stops suddenly: Hey is that Raven? No, its not *looks dejected and depressed*
Irvine: Hey where is Raven any way? He was here a mintue ago...
Me:Uh... he had to use the- the bathroom. Yeah that's it! He had to use the bathroom.
Ryss: Actually my psychic powers are telling me that Raven is in-
Me, covering Ryss's mouth: Shut up Ryss.
*Everbody stares at me oddly*
Me: Time to play a game.
Irvine, with less enthusiasm than a rock: Joy, what kind of game?
Me: Scattagories!
*The zoid people look like they have obviously never heard of it*
Me: It's really fun and really easy, but we need one more person...
Gi: What about your cousin, Zara?
Me, slaps head with hand: Der! I'm so baka! *writes "Zara" on paper and she appears*
Zara: Hi, hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
*Everyone but her sweatdrops*
Me: Zara, calm down. *talking loudly and slowly* WE ARE GOING TO PLAY A GAME.
Zara, mocking me: OKAY.
Me: Great, I'll break you into groups; Irvine and Moonbay, Ryss and Fiona, Sorry Gi you'll have to go with Thomas.
Gi: That's okay! *turn towards Thomas* Hi Thomas, I'm your partner for this game. *runs a sits in the chair next to him*
Zara: What about me?
Van: And me too!
Me: You two are a group
Zara, goes ga-ga like a fangirl: It's VAN! *runs around the room saying "Van". Then she hits a wall* Ow... I'm fine!
Van:*sweatdrops* Does she have to be my partner?
Me, Death Glare of Doom:*in scary evil voice* Yes.
Zara: What about u, Froz? Who's your partner?
Me: I'm the ref. Now to play this game you'll need paper and pencils *writes this down on the Speacial Notebook Paper(SNP) with The Millennium Pen(The Pen)* *These items appear instanly in front of everyone*
Zara: OOOOOO! I want one of those!
Me: Sorry, I'm the only one who can have it.
Zara: darn...
Me: Let's begin! I'll write down the categories on this chalkboard that magically appeared and then I'll pick a letter. You gotta think of a word for each categories starting with that letter. Got it?
Zoid ppl: No
Me: Good. Here are the categories; Cars, Boy's Names, Books, Movies, Songs, Bands, and Zoids. The letter will be... M!
*mintues pass with quite whispering*
Zara:WHHHEEEEE!
*People look at her like she's mental (which she is)*
Zara: What? I can't stand quiet?
Me: okay your time is UP! Group 1, give me your answers! *points to Irvine and Moonbay*
Moonbay: okay for cars we've got Mustang.
Me: Good, anyone else have Mustang? *Zara and Van raise thier hands* Sorry, NO POINTS FOR YOU! Okay, Gi what about you and Thomas?
Gi: We have Mazda!
Me: That works, you guys get a point *Tally mark appears under the group called GT.*
Ryss and Fiona: We put down marijuana!
Me: Um that's not a car, that's a drug.
R/F: Oh, are drugs good?
Me, not really paying attention: Sure that's great. NEXT ANSWER!
Van: Zara told me to put Marik-
Me: Marik? MAIRK MAIRK *runs around the run screaming like the psycopath that I am* Okay I'm done now, please go on.
Van: Marik Ishtar.
Me: *Lets out one more scream* Okay you get five points *Tallys appear under group mared Dense* NEXT GROUP
Irvine: We have Mike
Me: How uncreative, but you still get the point *Tally under IrviMoon* Gi, Thomas?
Thomas: We have Mitch
Me: works for me *Tally under GT, they now have two.*
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Meanwhile, back in my room...
Anz: Sooo, your Raven?
Raven: Yes.
Anz: I like your clothes, black is cool.
Raven: Thanks, I think...
Anz: Your welcome
Raven: What is she going to do to me?
Anz: Who?
Raven: Froz.
Anz: Oh, with her who knows! She's a psycopath within reason.
Raven: Gee, that's good to know. *Sees red button on the way* What's this do?
Anz: Don't touch that! *Runs to stop him*
Raven: It opens something doesn't it?
Anz:Yes it opens the F.R.I.T.Z 666 *Frantic, Repository, Ideal Transkepping Zone 666 (in other words a place where I keep people prisoners and demonfy zoids)*
Raven: what the hell is F.R.I.T.Z 666?
Anz: I'm not allowed to tell you, but if you press that button you won't ever see daylight again.
Raven: *presses button* I'll take my chances.*hole in floor opens under him, he falls through*
Anz: Uh-oh, Froz isn't going to be happy with this...
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Back downstairs...
Me: okay the next latter is...*Red lights flash and a voice comes out of no where*
Computer Voice: Security breech in F.R.I.T.Z 666!
Me: Oh no! Raven must have pressed "The Button". *scribbles on SNP, and disappears*
Thomas: Uh... what are we suppose to do now?
Gi: I'll be the game ref person!
Zara: No I will!
Gi: On your life!
*The two get into a HUGE cat fight*
Irvine: I'll go make some popcorn.
Fiona: Shouldn't we try to stop them?
Irvine: No, one thing I learned is NEVER get caught up in a cat fight. They can turn deadly you know.
Van: Yeah, at this one party Fiona and I were at, she got into one with this other chick who was checking me out...
Fiona, puts hand over Van's mouth: Okay Van, you done.
Irvnie: Fiona let him, talk. This could be more interesting than I expected...
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Neway, back in my room....
Me, in an anrgy mess-with-me-and-die voice: ANZ! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE WATCHING HIM!
Anz, tiny little voice: I know, but he pressed it before I could stop him.
Me, walking over to "The Button": I'll have to go get him so the Demon DeathSaurer gaurds don't blow him into bloody little chunks of flesh.
Anz: Why don't you use The Pen to get him back?
Me: The F.R.I.T.Z 666 has AntiWrite-Off on it, nothing writen will affect it.
Anz: That sucks.
Me: No, it makes the story more interesting. *press The Button and falls through the hole.*
Anz: I think I'll go downstairs...*walks out the door.*
Me: Alright Raven where are you?
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Somewhere else in the F.R.I.T.Z 666
Raven: What the hell is this place?
*in the shadows glowing white and red eys watch him*
*a giant black and red machine comes into view*
Raven: What the fuck is that monster of a machine?
Female Voice: It's the ZD, Zoids Demonfier.
Raven:*Turns to see a tiger-striped six foot dragon* What the-?
Dragon: I'm Jikitouyoreia, the gaurdian of the F.R.I.T.Z 666. Call me Jiki.
Raven: The what 666?
Jiki: You'll find out soon enough. Demon Sinkers, get him! *Sinkers zoom out from shadows and surround Raven, trapping him in an sheild.*
Me: Ah, I didn't think you'd be awake Dragon Minion 01765. What is your name?
Jiki: Jikitouyoreia Tarnesirywn IV
Me: I'll be sure to creidt your name. Please get me you cheif, Sheryioreasnev Fayreiantisoi XI, Dragon Minion 00028.
Jiki: Yes Lady Froz!*runs off*
Me: Raven, how nice to see you. I can see you have met some of my demonfied zoids. I also see you met the slaves I have employed here. They're quite useful.
Shery: Lady Froz, you wanted to see me?
Me: Yes, put Raven in one of the cages, next to Serge, from Chrono Cross.
Shery: Yes Lady Froz! *Drags Raven off*
Me: While I'm done here, I might as well go check on the captives...
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A/N: Well that's the end to another incredibly pointless and stupid chapter! Read annnnnddd REVIEW!

	4. That wasn't suppose to happen

A/N:
Anz: Um, Froz is currently chasing Marik Ishtar, from Yu-Gi-Oh! around F.R.I.T.Z 666. So I'm here to do the disclaimer and crap. Okay what am I suppose to do again...? Oh yeah; Froz doesn't own-
*An overweight guy with glasses and a square head walk by*
Anz: !!!!! FERRIS!!!!! MUST KILL *Runs after him*
Ferris:*screams bloody murder and runs as fast as he can* EEEEEEEEEEEE
Anz:*laughs evily* KILL KILL *chases him off into the darkness*
Zara: Hi what's going on?
*Someone whispers in her ear*
Zara: I have to do the disclaimer?
Random Person: Yes
Zara: Why?
Random Person: So lawyers don't attack Froz with legalities.
Zara: Oh, okay. Well I was trying to find Van who disappeared but, I'll do this anyway.
*Van tiptoes in front of Zara without realizing it*
Zara: VAN! There you are.
Van: AAHHHH!*runs faster than a cheeta*
Zara: Wait, come back Van! *chases after him*
Gi: Well Since everyone is off chasing someone, I guess I'll do the disclaimer: Froz doesn't own zoids, but I'm sure you already knew that.
Me: *appears with my hair all askew from running and I'm slightly winded* Back, what's happening?
Gi: I just finsihed the disclaimer. We were about to start the story.
Me: Good, let's begin!
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It seems disorder has exploded downstairs while I was gone... And the only one to restore sanity is none other than my good friend, Anz!
Gi and Zara: *Still cat fighting*
Irvine: *watching them while eating popcorn*
Van:*getting beaten by Fiona for saying certian, er secrets about them*
Ryss: *sitting in a corner staring at a wall*
Moonbay:*Got bored and started watching TV again.*
Thomas:*Sitting in front of my computer*
Anz, really loud listen-to-me voice: STOP!!!!!
Everybody else stops. Ryss is still staring at the wall.
Anz: Okay, now that some order has been restored, let's eat! The pizza's here!
Van makes a mad dash to the kitchen.
Anz: Apparently he was hungry...
Get's cut off by Zara: Wait Van!*runs to the kitchen*
Anz: ...Or maybe he just wanted to get away from Zara.
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Upstairs, in my room...
Zeke: Rrraaah? *picks something shiny off the floor, hm I wonder what it is?*
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So now on to me and Raven, in F.R.I.T.Z 666
Raven, in a cage made of black metal: Where am I?
Voice, next to him: You've become a prisoner of Lady Froz. All of us have.
Raven turns to see a guy that sort of looks like Prozen, yet some what very different: Who are you?
Guy: I'm Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII. There are people here from video games, tv shows, and books.
Raven: Why does she have you? Does she like you?
Me, stepping out of the darkness like a living shadow: Hell no! He can cause mass destruction and kill people for me. And his name is also cool. Welcome to the Prison Cells!
Raven: These aren't cells, these are cages.
Me: Oh well, same difference.
Voice from farther down the line: Sephiroth, why don't you just use that fancy sword of yours to break us out?
Sephiroth: Because, Cloud, Froz took it, as she did with yours.
Cloud, also from Final Fantasy VII: Shut Up! *Sits in the back of his cage, A/N: I love making characters sound like whiny little brats, even if I like them.*
Me: You will never escape! MWWWAAAHHHAAA!
Raven: If you like me why are you torture me?
Me: Because I torture EVERYONE! I belive everyone should be treated equally. Now I'm sure the world has been thrown into pure panic upstairs so I better get back. Dragon Minion 62964, Deaquetoipufa Haalizojaerovec XX, watch them and make sure they don't escape.
Deaq, a five foot green starred dragon: Yes Lady Froz!
Me:*get's on elevator thingy and goes back up stairs* Better go make sure all hell wasn't released. *Goes down stairs to see people talking and eating at the table while Van tries despertly to get away from my cousin.*
Me:*A total look of shock on my face*
Anz: Hello Froz! I made everyone be quiet and come and eat, though that freaky girl with the blue hair is still staring at the wall...
Me: Since my story is going into it's fourth chapter, I've realized that I don't need all the people I have here... TIme to make some go away. *Searches for The Millenium Pen* Where is The Pen?
Voice heard from the living room: Where- where am I?
Me:*Stops dead in my tracks* I know that voice, this isn't good...*walks into living room* Hi Bakura, I bet your wondering why your here.
Bakura, from Yu-Gi-Oh! if you didn't know: Who are you and yes I'd like to know why I'm here, where ever here is...
Me: Well I'm Froz, this is my house, and frankly I don't know why your here. See I think someone stole my Millenium Pen and-
Bakura: You have a Millenium item? But I thought there were only seven!
Me:*shifty glance* Well, um this one was made just for me... yeah that's it. *trying to change the subject* ANYWAY, As soon as I find The Pen I'll send you back in a jiffy! Meanwhile, just sit here, or go have some pizza in the kitchen with the others.
Bakura: I think I'll sit here...
Me: Okay, random people might stop and talk to you so just ignore them. Now I have to go find the theif...
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Way down deep in F.R.I.T.Z 666, Raven is developing a plan to escape...
Raven: I know, my organoid will get me out of this! SHADOW!
*The other captives, glare at him. Demon zoids come out of the blackness to see what the noise was*
Raven: Oops...
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Far away, some where on Zi Shadow uses his RHS(Raven Homing System) to find his master. Then he goes and blasts himself halfway across the galaxy.
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Shadow lands right on my front door step.
*Ding bong (yes now my door bell goes "ding bong")*
Anz: I'll get it.
Me, stuffing my face with pizza: Mmph! *gives her thumps up*
Anz:*opens door* Ummmm... FROZ THERE IS SOME KIND OF METAL DINOSAUR AT YOUR DOOR!
Me: Maaho*swallows* It's Shadow, Raven must have called for him. *Shadow zooms away into my house*
Me: Better alert My Minions...
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A/N: Well, I wonder who took my pen. Next chapter, find out. Also, Thomas hacks on to my computer and starts talking to my friends. Then he discovers Fanfiction.net...
Ps- Why are my Minions real names so long, and why are they dragons? One dragons are awsome, two I like typing random combinations of letters that are barely pronounceable. That's it for this wondeful chapter! This ones a little shorter, but WHO CARES??!!!??!?

	5. Why are you on my computer?

A/N: Welcome to the next chapter. I would like to thnak everyone for the great reviews! More Yu-Gi-Oh! characters will be appearing in this chapter. :P.
I disclose this Disclaimer Unto thy: If I owned Zoids, you'd be watching this, not reading this.
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Back on the farm, err I mean, main level...
Zeke:*Sees pic of Marik on the ground, picks up a dashes The Pen across it*
Zara: OOOooo! Look at all the flashy lights!
Gi and Anz:*Sweatdrop*
*Marik Ishtar from YGO appears in my living room* (A/n: I'm going to have a field day with this!)
Marik: Where am I am?
Me: *forgetting all about Shadow and Raven* Marik! OMG! It's you! Will you please go out with me?
*Anz, Gi, and Zara fall over anime style, they know I'm tottally ga-ga over him*
Marik: *Sweatdrops* Ummmm...
*His shirt has slipped to one side and you now can see the markings on his back.*
Anz, who happens to be standing behind him: Hey...*ignoring my frantic waving and mouthing "shut up"* there's something on your back.
Marik:*faces her abruptly and points The Rod at her*
Me:*Tackles him to the floor* There will be none of that in MY house! *Marik attemps to throw me off* Zeke, gimme the goddamn Pen!
Zeke: Raa, haraha. *translated for your convenience* No, I like it
Me: Hand it over or I'll turn you into a tin can!
Van: Don't threaten Zeke!
Me: I'll threaten whoever I want, but at the moment I have a sadistic psyco pinned underneath me! I would like some help here!
Anz: But I thought you liked Marik.
Me: I DO! But now is not the time! HELP! Somebody take The Rod, would you?
Anz, tugs on the bottom and it falls off to reveal the dagger: Oops
Not good.
Me: ANZ YOUR BAKA! NOW HE HAS A DAGGER!
Marik, rasies dagger in attempt to stab me.
Great Lord of Fanfic Authors: I am sorry, but Froz is an authoress of fanfiction, you cannot harm her!
Marik:DAMMIT!
Me: Ahh, the perks of being an authoress. I need some rope and a chair.
*rope appears*
Anz: How did that happen? You don't have your pen.
Me: Even though I don't have The Pen, authors can make little things appear. Another perk! Now grab a chair from the kitchen!
Anz: Okay *brings in chair*
Me:*pins Marik to the chair and ties him up* There that should hold you until I get The Pen back. *hears more voices that don't belong* Oh, no! Not those two! Be right back, nobody move!
Marik: *Thrashes in the chair, while everybody watches him warily*
Me:*comes back, dragging Seto Kaiba and Yugi behind me* Now I want you to sit there!*pushes Seto on to a chair on the left side of the room* Yugi, sit there *puts him on a chiar in the right side of room.* Now, you don't try dueling him*Looking at Seto, pointing to Yugi* You, leave those two alone, don't try taking their Millennium Items *looking at Bakura, pointing to Marik and Yugi* And, you! You sit there and don't kill anyone! *looking at Marik, pointing to everyone* Yugi, you just sit there. Now I have to find a certain organoid and recycle him. *Walks dowstairs*
*Sounds of crashing and an organoid roar*
Me: Give it here you damn machine!
Zeke: RAAA!- NO!
Me: You asked for it! *sounds of fire shooting from something* Quil, use your flamethrower!(A/n: Quil is my lv 100 Typlosion, a pkmn, he kicks everybody's ass) Nice and crispy! I'll be taking my pen back now, thank you!*comes back up stairs*
Marik: What kind of Millennium Item is that?
Me: Um, Ra gave it to me speacial, only I can control it's awesome power! You can see what happened when Zeke use it. Now, I think you make the story interesting, so I'll leave you here for awhile. I gotta make sure Raven didn't try to escape. One more thing, NOBODY GO YAMI!*bounds up the stairs*
Anz: What's that "yami" stuff about?
Gi: Well those three *pointing to Marik, Bakura, and Yugi* Have these spirit thingys that can contorl their bodies. Yami means dark, so a darker side of them!
Anz: I get it! I think...
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Deep down in F.R.I.T.Z 666...
Raven: Shadow you came!
Sephiroth: What the hell is that thing?
Raven: It's my organoid, he'll get me out of here!
Shadow: Raaa rhaa- sure whatever *Flies at the door and breaks it down*
Raven, stepping out of the cage: Good job, let's leave this place before Froz comes back-
*Thousands upon thousands of Dragon Minions and Demon Zoids are in front of him.*
Me: Do you think it would be that easy to get out of here? Doesn't matter, follow me...
Raven: Why? What are you going to do to me?
Me: Oh, you'll find out.
Raven: That doesn't sound too good...
*both of us walk to the elevator, I climb in*
Me: Aren't you coming?
Raven: You mean were leaving?
Me: DER! Better bring Shadow, unless you want me to demonfy him...
Raven: NO! Shadow, come!
Me: Ahh I love this place.
Raven: What are you babbling about?
Me: Nothing, shut up and move. *pokes him in the back*
Raven: Ow! Alright, I'm moving!
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Unto the living room, doom is imposed...
Marik, stuggles so much the chair tips over falling with an almighty bang.
Anz: Ouch, that had to hurt.
Gi: It sounded like it did.
Zara: Have a nice fall?
Van: I still don't get who these ppl are...
Irvinve: Van, I think you need a brain transplant.
(A/n: before I go further, I would like to share something with u- I was explaining Yamis to my brother and he said, "So basicly these dark spirits possess them at random times" I thought the way he said it was funny, now back to the story!)
Me: I'm back, I brought Raven too!
Van: Great, I was having more fun without him.
Gi: RAVEN!
Me: Whoa, back off he's mine!
Gi: okay, but if we play another game, can I be his partner?
Me: Sure, I don't see why not.
Zara: Another game? Yay! Fun, fun, fun!
Marik, who is still laying on the floor in the chair: Is your cousin metal? and COULD SOMEBODY HELP ME??!???
Me, pulls out pen and scribbles something down. Ropes disappear and Marik is free.
Yugi: What'd you go and do that for?!!!?
Me: No reason. Now, I will make a dj appear so we can dance.
Irvine: Why would he want to dance?
Me:*Death Glare of Doom* Because I said so.
*A dj appears, "All The Small Things" begins to play*
The people begin to dance.
Me, going over to Marik: Dance with me.
Marik: No.
Me: Yes.
Marik: No.
Me: Yes.
Marik: No.
Me, seeing this isn't getting anywhere: Dance with me or I'll show the world these *holds up embrassing pics of Marik*
Marik: Where'd you get those?
Me: Not telling. Will you dance with me?
Marik: Umm...
Me:*holds pics up*
Marik: Okay, sure!
Me: Yay!
Zara: Vannnn! Come dance with me!
Van: Keep away from me!*Runs through my house screaming like a little girl*
Zara:*goes chasing after him*
*"Last Resort" starts playing. Picture Raven head banging*
Me: This is a great party, don't you think so Gi?
Gi: Yeah, this is awesome. By the way, what's that?*Points to something*
Me, glances to what she's pointing at, which happens to be a mini blue Death Saurer dancing: That's Aeglow. He's my own creation. I wonder how he got out, oh well doesn't matter. He can have fun too.
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On the computer in my living room, Thomas seems to have hacked on to it...
Thomas: What's this website? Fanficiton.net...*clicks on the link, Fanfic home page opens* What are all these little links here? *clicks on the first on which just so happens to be anime* Hey, here's something about zoids, I wonder what they say about it...
*AIM window appears*
Katlyz: Hey Froz, wud up?
Thomas, typing: Um, this isn't Froz.
Katlyz: Well, who is it?
Thomas: This is Thomas
Katlyz: Thomas? Who they hell is that? I don't remeber Froz telling me anything about you!
Thomas: I just meet Froz, I'm over here at her house at this party thing she's having.
Katlyz: She's having a party and she didn't invite me? That bitch! I'm going to come newayz!
*End AIM chat*
Thomas: That wsa weird.*glances at the now loaded computer screen* WHAT THE FUCK? Thomas and Karl? That's nasty! *See's the other ones* Van/Raven, Raven/Ryss, Hiltz/Prozen...VAN/FIONA??!???! NOOOOO!!!!!
Me, coming downstairs: What the hell are you yelling about? HEY GET OFF MY COMPUTER IF YOU WANT TO LIVE- Oh, I see you found Fanfic. Well I'll let you go into utter panic as you read. I'm going back to the dance.*leaves*
Thomas, goes to my pictures I have saved:*Clicks on folder marked "Anime"* What's all this? Bakura1, Bakura2, Bakura3...Marik1, Marik2, Marik3...*Clicks on subfolder marked "Zoids" Raven1, Raven2, Raven3...Raven79, Raven80, Raven81. Man she really likes Raven.
Raven, sneeked away from the dance somehow: What are you looking at?
Thomas: I hacked into Froz's computer and this is what I found.*shows him all the pics*
Raven:Jeez, shes crazy over me.
Thomas: I also found this.*Shows him Fanfic*
Raven: What's this? RAVEN/VAN? What kind of sick minded freaks are these people?!??!?(A/n: no offense to anyone who has writen this kinds of fics)
Thomas: Take a look at this one*Points to the Raven/Ryss ones*
Raven: Why would I like a mental freak like that? *Surprisingly Ryss went upstairs to dance*
Thomas: Who knows, their writers nobody gets them.
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Robin, to the bat cave! Oops, wrong thing. Back upstairs...
*Ding-bong!*
Me: Who could that be?*answers door* KATLYZ???!??
Katlyz: I can't believe you didn't invite me. Well guess what, now I'm here and I'm not leaving!
Me: Sorry, Katlyz. I don't care, come on in. I should have invited you.
Katlyz: Thanks, you should think next time- What's that?
Me:Oh, that's Aeglow. Don't mind him.
Aeglow: Raa!- Hi
Me: Let's go back to the dance now!
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A/N: Don't you just love pointless Fanfics? I do. Pointless or not, I hope this was funny. Well be on the look out for another chapter, who knows when. The beginning was writien during a day of Randomness-ness. The last part was writen the day after a dance. Next chapter I'll be putting in a song, why cause I feel like it.

	6. The result of WAY too many cookies

A/N: Welcome to the next chapter of this fic that I've decided to write! Thank u to all the great ppl who reviewed. If u didn't review then you suck! lol time to do the baka disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I do not own Zoids or Yu-Gi-Oh! Thank you very much. *glances at laywers* Happy? Now back off!
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At the dance that is taking place in my living room...
Speakers: Is it any wonder why I'm scared? If I was a little younger would I care? Feeling like the walls are growing stronger. I don't know if this gate can hold me any longer. You never dreamed you'd have to live your life so guarded, cause they'll find a way to make you feel discarded. I'm not afarid of tomorrow, I'm only scared of myself, feels like my insides are on fire, and I'm looking through the eyes of someone else... (SR-71, Tomorrow)
Me: I love this song!
Anz: I'm going to go request a song.
Me: Really? Which one?
Anz: You'll find out soon enough...
Katlyz: What's that all about?
Me: She's going to request a song.
*Cotton Eye Joe blares out of the speakers*
Me: Katlyz, Gi let's show em how it's done! (A/N: It's a line dance that's really fun.)
*Me, Katlyz, Gi show everyone how do the dance, only the girls join in, guys don't like line dances.*
Me: That was fun. I wonder what they'll play next.
Speakers: Walking around, I hear the earth seeking relief. I'm trying to find a reason to live, but the mindless clutter my path. Oh these thorns in my side. I know I have something free. I have something so alive. I think they shoot cause they want it. I think they shoot cause they want... I THINK THEY SHOOT CAUSE THEY WANT IT! I feel forces all around me, come on raise your head. Those who hid behind the shadows live with all that's dead.. Look at me! Look at me! At least look at me when you shoot a bullet through my head! Through my head! Though my head! Through my head! (Creed- Bullets)
Me: I bet this is the song Anz requested.
Anz: Yep, but there hasn't been a good slow song yet!
Me: I've got a song, it's a good un'!
Katlyz: What is it?
Me: Simple and Clean! The original verison, not the remix.
Speakers: You're giving me too many things. Lately you're all I need. You smiled at me and said, Don't get me wrong I love you. But does that mean I have to meet your father? When we are older you'll understand, What I meant when I said "No, I don't think life is quite that simple." When you walk away, you don't hear me say please, Oh baby, don't go! Simple and Clean is the way that your making me feel tonight. It's hard to let it go. The daily things, that keep us all busy Are confusing me That's when you came to me and said, Wish I could prove I love you. But does that mean I have to walk on water? When you'll older your understand, It's enough when I say so. And maybe some things are that simple! When you walk away, you don't hear me say please, Oh baby, don't go! Simple and Clean is the way that your making me feel tonight. It's hard to let it go. Hold me. What ever lies beyond this morning is a little later on. Regardless of warning, the future doesn't scare me at all. Nothing's like before! When you walk away, you don't hear me say please, Oh baby, don't go! Simple and Clean is the way that your making me feel tonight. It's hard to let it go. Hold me. What ever lies beyond this morning is a little later on. Regardless of warning, the future doesn't scare me at all. Nothing's like before! Hold me. What ever lies beyond this morning is a little laten on. Regardless of warning, the future doesn't scare me at all. Nothing's like before! (Simple and Clean, Full Version- Utada Hikaru. A/n: I typed out the entire song cause I felt like it)
Gi: Wow that was a really good song!
Me, extremely happy: Yeah!
Anz: Why are you so happy?
Zara: She forced Marik to dance with her.
Marik: And that makes you happy??!??
Me: Yes.
Marik: Great.
Gi: I thought this was a Zoids fanfic.
Me: Yeah your right *snaps fingers and all the dance crap disappears* Back to my werid party thingy now.
Aeglow: Rarraaa! Rrraah? Yeah that's what I'm talking about! Can bite someone?
Me: Sure Aeglow, you also have a fan. Maelgwyn(srry if I spelled ur name wrong) thinks your cool.
Aeglow: ROAA! Alright!
Me: Hey did anyone see where Thomas and Raven went to? *Glances at Bakura*
Bakura, who was paid by Thomas and Raven to keep quiet: Um, I have no idea!
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Downstairs at the Computer Where Doom is Written...
Raven: Jeez, what is up with all these crazy fanfic authors? Why do they make us do all these things?
Thomas: Who knows. Hey look at us, were getting along.
Raven: Yeah we are. Hopefully that Bakura guy keeps quiet. We paid him enough.
Thomas: We sure did.
Me: Oooooh booyss!
Raven: AAAAHHHH! She found us! EVERY MAN FOR HIM SELF!*Runs away franticly going in the first room he sees.
Me: Not so fast Thomas. Aeglow, bit em' in the leg! But not so he bleeds! We don't need any blood on him, he might be of use to us.
Aeglow: Orraarroo Okay!
Thomas: How did you find us.
Me: Well...
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Flash back!!!!!!
Me: Alright Bakura, spit it out, where are they?
Bakura: I'm not saying anything!
Me: I'll right I'll have to employ Gi's Mobster techniques.
Bakura: Wha-?
Gi, Italian accent: Don't worry I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. All right, yous gonna tell us where da are, or your going to tell it to my little friend here. *points to the menacing Aeglow*
Bakura, looks nervously at Gi, Me, and Aeglow: Okay they paid me not to tell them but, I'm not facing to angry girls and a little metal dinosaur with sharp teeth! They're downstairs!
Me: Thank you very much! Aeglow bite him anyway for calling you a "little dinosaur."
Aeglow: Rrrr Thank You!
End Flashback
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Back to present time where we left off...
Me: So that's where we found out where you we!
Thomas: We gave him enough to be quiet! Why? Now what kind of toutre do I have to go through?
Me, evilly: None, for now... I have to find Raven. *Walking away* RAVEN! COME ON OUT! I'M NOT GOING TO HURT! Well not that bad anyway...
Thomas: She's starting to scare me...
Zara: I think she scares us all.
Katlyz: You said it Zara.
Yugi: What are we talking about?
Everyone but him:*sweatdrops*
Seto: He's so clueless sometimes.
Marik: Don't you mean all the time?
Me, appearing out of air: *slaps Seto on the shoulder*HEY! No Yugi bashing okay? I like his gothic/punk fashion sense.
Seto: Why didn't Marik get hit?
Me:*Death Glare of Doom* Because I like him.
Anz: Well that's obvious.
Me: I'll pretend I didn't hear that and hurt you later Anz. Now where did Raven go?*disappears*
Irvine: How does she do that?
Ryss: It is a power authors and authoresses possess...
Zara: Sweet! That means I can walk through walls if I wanted too! *runs towards wall and hits it with a big crash*
Ryss: ...Inside their own stories.
Zara, rubbing her head: Owww...now you tell me.
Van: Serves you right!
Zara: VAN! EEEEE!
Van: Man I should have stayed silent! *runs away from Zara*
Moonbay: You know me and Fiona haven't had much to say in this entire thing. We're going home.
Me, appearing again: Good! Take Ryss too, she's scaring Aeglow.
Ryss: Look at the little Death Saurer...
Aeglow: Rarararararrraahhhahahroora! Keep her away from me!
*All three of the zoid girls disappear*
Aeglow: Yay! She's gone!
Me: Oh, and Irvine, you have to go to.
Irvine: good.*disappears too*
Me: Alright that leaves me with the people who I want to be here, except Raven. He's still missing. Gotta find him now, check ya later.*disappears to sumwhere else in the house.*
*Van runs across living room with Zara following closely*
Zara: I will get you Van! By.. uhh, the sky in the sky I will get you!
Seto: That made no sense at all! Froz and all her relatives sure are crazy!
Anz: Imagine her kids...
Katlyz: Who would be the father?
*Everybody glances at Marik*
Marik: Please don't go there.
Gi, hitting her head against the wall: Bad thoughts, bad thoughts!
Seto: That is so distrubing!
Anz: Naaaa, I don't even wanna think it, but I can't make the thought leave!
Bakura: That is so wrong!
Marik: I didn't even say anything! *points to Katlyz* She mentioned it! *pauses* AAAHH bad image!*points The Rod at Katlyz* Curse you! You made me see this god damn image!*runs around holding head* Make it stop!
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A/N: Ahh this was the result of music, The Godfather, fangirl mode, and WAAAYYY to many peanut butter chocolate chip cookies (yes these do exsist! they are really good!) Check out my Marik Shrine! The link is in my bio, it is still under construction but there is a few parts to it. Also if you want to appear in the fic tell me what you want to do or I can make you do what ever I want! MWWAHAHAHA-ack!*hack cough hack* Stupid cookie crumb! My story has only a few more chapters to go, but it will branch out into two sequels, yes that's right reader, count em' TWO sequels, one in the Yu-Gi-Oh! section and the other in Zoids. R&R folks!

	7. Don't drink the punch! It's spiked!

A/N: Hi I'm sorry it took long to update. There is some extremeish violence in this chapter. Shim your in it! I'm sorry for what I did to you... Alright Discliamer time! *pokes Marik in the back* Do the disclaimer!
Marik: ALRIGHT! Froz doens't own Zoids or Yu-Gi-Oh! Some rich guy sitting in a comfy chair does, and I'm guessing he's not going to sell it anytime soon.
Me: Thank you so much Marwik! ^_~ To the story!
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Raven is still in hiding, but he will be found by none other than...
Shim: Hi everyone!
Bakura: Who are you?
Shim: OMG! Look it all the cool anime characters! Look at all the bishonens! (A/n: is that the plural of that word? Oh well, who cares? you get the picture) But Raven isn't here... I will find Raven with my RHS! (A/n: look in the fourth chapter to find out what this is)
Shim: He is in the... Basement! *goes to fetch Raven*
Me, Coming into the room: ARRGGHHH! I can't find him anywhere!
Anz: Some person just appeared and used RHS to find him, she should be back soon.
Shim:*appears dragging Raven behind her* I FOUND HIM!
Me: Oh, it's Shim. Hello Shim, welcome to my house of Random Evil Insanity.
Shim: Hi Froz, glad to be here! ^_^ Look at all the hot anime guys! Hey! I thought Marik was here...
Marik, runs by holding head: THE HORROR! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! *runs out the otherside of the room*
Me: Alright whose the next torture victim who made my Marik go mentally insane?
*Group parts leaving Katlyz alone*
Me: Oh it was Katlyz, don't worry I won't hurt you. Now I have to go track Marik down so I can calm him down before he goes Yami.
Yugi, runs out of room Marik just entered: Ahh! Psyco Yami on the loose!
Seto: Too late.
Thomas: What's going to happen now?
Van: I still don't get what a 'Yami' is but I'm guessing it isn't good...
Yami Marik, comes into the room we're all in: HAHAHA! I shall kill you all now! *raises the Millenium Rod*
All the Zoid ppl: EEEAAAHHHH! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM?!??
Bakura: He's in Yami form now.
Van: Yes, but what's that mean?
Yami Marik: I'm about to kill everyone and your asking what Yami means? What a moron.
Zara, enraged beyond belif: NOBODY INSULTS MY VAN! *kicks him, you know, THERE*
Yami Marik, tiny strained voice: O.o Owwwy...
Me:*eye twitches*
*A big red sign appears out of nowhere flashing "FROZ'S SADISTIC INSANITY HAS BEEN ENGAGED PLEASE CLEAR THE BUILDING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND PANIC AND RUN AROUND IN WILD CIRCLES!"*
Anz: Good going Zara, now she's going to kill some people.
Me, flings self at Zara: DIE! YOU HURT MARIK! DIE! MWWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Zara: I'M BEING MURDERED! SOMEBODY HELP-urp!
Me, transforms into a silver wolf: ROOAAOOOUUU!
Everyone but me and Zara: O.O
Raven: That was... unexpected.
Van: Did anybody know she could do that?
Gi: I think it's just special for this.
Raven: Van, shouldn't you try to help your fan girl out?
Van: And mess with that thing? *points to the wolf-me* NO way! Now if I had my Blade Liger... Do you think a zoid will fit in here?
Thomas: Might, you'd have to try.
Raven: If neither of you are going to try anything, then I will. *walks towards the wolf-me and the almost dead Zara*
Zara: EEEEE Somebody get my crazy cousin off of me! AHH! She's going for my throat! SHE'S GOING FOR MY THROAT!
Wolf-Me:*attemps to rip out Zara's throat*
Anz: O.o I have a violent evil friend...
Gi: You and me both.
Katlyz: Don't foget about me!
Seto: Your the one who started this all.
Katlyz: Oh yeah.
Shim: Hi Seto! You're cute!
Seto: -_-;
Marik, who was retransformed into himself after getting kicked, THERE: What happened?
Van: From what I see, our host turned into a wolf and started attacking her cousin.
Marik: Oh. Cool! Senseless violence!
Me, changeing back into a human: Marik! Your okay! *flings self at Marik, almost coking him in a hug*
Marik: Can't. breathe. girl. choking. me.
Shim, popping up all over the room: Hi! Let's play Truth or dare!
Me, letting go of Marik: Great Idea! First let's seperate the Yami's from their hikaris. *Pulls out Pen and scribbles on SNP*
*With shocked gasps from Yugi, Bakura, and Marik; Yami, Ryou, and Yami Marik appear*
Shim: More hotties! *goes and hugs them all*
Raven: Did this girl have too much sugar or something?
All but Shim: Probably.
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In the kitchen which has been abandoned by all but three...
Zeke: rararhhrha Here's the punch that Froz made for the party.
Shadow: Rrrhahahhaarr Let's spike it with stuff then give it to people...
Aeglow: rrrraaaa Yeah, did you see what the sugar we gave to that girl do?
Shadow, searching through drawers, cabinets etc: Rarrararrhha! Look I found some rum, vodka, scotch, beer, and Super Guaranteed-to-get-you-high Sugar!
Aeglow: rrararrraaahhuuaa! Sweet, dump it all in!
*The zoids pour all the crap that Shadow found into the punch bowl, which miraculously stayed pink*
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Me, knowing of the evil plans formed by the zoids: Let's go all get something to drink!
Zara, who is still in once peice thanks to the all powerful Great Lord of Fanfic Authors: Yay I'm thristy! Oooo Pink Limonde Punch! *drinks some, get's instantly sugar high drunk!* WHHEHHHEEH VAN! WHHHEEEHHE! IS HOT! WHHHWEEEE! MARRY ME! *continues to bounce off the walls yelling about Van*
Raven: I'm not drinking that stuff, I know what alcohol smells like...
Me, grabbing the Rod: Drink the punch!
Raven, under mind control: Okay! *Takes a swig* Van is soooo sttttuuuppppiiidddd!! *continues to rant about stupid zoid pilots with slurred speech*
Me: My plan is working... *whispering to the three zoids* Good job you three...
Shim, following any anime guy who passes in front of her: Hi... your hot....Oooo!
Me:.... But did you have to give the kind reader/reviewer My Super Sugar?
Aeglow: Raarrahaha Well, she walked into the kitchen. We had to do something to erase her memory.
Me:*sigh* Well crazy antics will preveil!
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A/N: Only like one or two chapters to go! Things I find annoying on fanfic: Ppl who make Ocs and you have NO idea who they are. YGO writers who give themselves Yamis (I'm not saying I think it's bad or anything... there are just so many now it's getting annoying.) I'm not giving myself a Yami cause I don't need one!
Marik: Yeah she's evil enough as it is!
Me: I heard that Marwik!
Marik: Will you stop calling me that?
Me: Should I call you Marik-chan?
Marik: Uh, no.
Me: Then don't complain abou the pet name I gave you! Review Please!

	8. A strange game of hide and seek

A/N: Well here is my last chapter folks! This chapter has bad grammer and spelling because we're all drunken sugar high. Contains a weird game of hide and seek. This one has more to do with obsession over Marik/Malik. Also sorry wolfpup7, I forgot to answer your question: I downloaded "Simple and Clean" from Kazaa. But since your mom doesn't like you download, check out Gamemusic.com, you can buy the OST there. R&R people!
Disclaimer: Would the owners of Yu-Gi-Oh! and Zoids please stand up, please stand up, please stand up...
*nobody moves*
Me: Hmmm. Thought so. Looks like nobody here owns those things!
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A few minutes later....
Me, thinking: hehehe. spiked punch! *speaking* Everybody, come have some punch!
Gi: I'm not sure I trust that punch...
Me: Oh it's safe. *picks up Rod* Everbody drink the damn punch!
Everyone, under mind contorl: Okay! *drinks a glass*
*Bing-dong*
Me: I wonder who that is, everyone is already here...*Opens door*
Idiot: Hello! I heard you were having a party, so I came.
Me: Okay, come have some puch.
Idiot: Only if you do too.
Me: Alright
*Both take a drink*
Me: Uh.... Let's *hic* doo *urp* Sum..ting.
Idiot: Why I fell....unny?
Me: I iked da punch.
Everyone: EHO ID WHA?!? (Trans-You did what?!?)
Me: Let's play*hic* hide n' go seek! Uh... who be it?
Zara: I'llll erm, do that one thing where you say that one poem and...uh other stuff I can't remember...
Me: Wait! We'll hide in pairs! Every uno find sum body to hide width. I'm with Marik!
Marik, who was one of the only three who didn't drink the punch: Noooo!!!!!
Me: Yay! Okayz everybodie elses turn!
Zara: I'm with Van!
Van: Oka!
Zara: Yeah!
Gi: Mez and Raven-chan!
Raven: Alrighty.
Shim: I'll go with. Um. Seto!
Seto, the other one who didn't have any punch: No!
Me: You have to Seto!
Seto, muttering: Damn authoress.
Me: What did you say?
Seto: nothing, nothing at all...
Me: Ok. Ppl who no have partners... Idiot, Aeglow, Thomas, Bakura, Katlyz, and Yugi. Thats a even amount. Okay, then the it ppl will be partners as well!
Idiot: I'll take Bakura.
Bakura: Joy, I'm stuck with another stupid mortal.
Idiot, whacks him on the head: Shut up!
Bakura: Oww....
Aeglow: Raa! I go with Yugi!
Yugi: WHEE! *is very sugar high*
Me: That means... Katlyz and Thomas!
Katlyz: Okay, Me have NOOOO Idea who he is, but I go anyway.
Me: O! I almost forgots about da others! Anz, Ryou, Yami Yugi, and Yami Marik need partners! *thinks* I've got it! Since Yami Marik can't stand any bodies he'll bez it, with Anz cause I says so!
Yami Marik, the last person who didn't have punch: Can I kill people when I find them?
Me: No.
Ryou: That means... me n Yami Yugi are partners righ?
Me: Yepperz! Lets us hide! *Drags Marik off* Oh yeah, Yami Marik, u gotta count to uh.... 200!
*Everybody else goes to hide.*
Yami Marik: 1...2...3...
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Me and Marik-chan try to find a hiding place...
Me: Up here!
Marik: Where are we going, Froz?
Me: To my room!
Marik: Dare I ask why?
Me: No. *walks into my room* If anyones is in here, LEAVE!
*crikets chrip*
Me: Yay! It's empty!
Marik: There's no where to hide in here!
Me, smiling evilly: Who said anything about hiding? *locks door*
Marik:*gulp*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Back where we left Yami Marik counting...
Yami Marik: 45...46...47...Oh this is stupid. 200! There, close enough. *walks upstairs, sees my closed door*
*from inside door*
Marik: Froz, ack- Get off!
Me: You have such pretty hair.
Marik: You're half drunk and sugar high, you have no idea what your saying!
Me: Oh I know exactly what I'm saying, and doing...
Marik: Wha-what are you going to- NO! Stay away! Please don-
*Back in the hallway*
Yami Marik: I'm not sure I want to walk in on this but...*rips door open* Hikari!!??!?!
*Me and Marik are kissing*
Marik, pushing me away: Uh....Hi Yami!
Yami Marik: *still in shock* I'm going to pretend I haven't found you yet.
Me: Good enough for me!
Marik: No! Don't leave! She's a drunken sugar high fangirl! Help!
Yami Marik:*starts to walk out* I think she's enjoying herself, so I'll just leave you two alone.*closes door.* Okay now to find other people. Where's that girl I'm suppose to be working with?
Anz: You mean me?
Yami Marik: Where'd you come from?!?
Anz: I appear at random sometimes.
Yami Marik: Alright.... Well I found Froz and Marik, but *ahem* we're going to leave them alone until later.
Anz: I don't even want to know. I found two pairs; Seto and Shim, Aeglow and Yugi.
Yami Marik: That leaves *counts on fingers* Five other pairs we have to find.
Anz: I hear things in the closent. *opens door and Zara and Van fall out*
Zara: OW! That urt!
Van: Maybe if you didn't lean right up against the door that wouldn't have happened.
Zare: Be quiet!
Anz: Up-shutskie! Go stand over there with da others I found.
*Yami Marik walks out of the living room dragging Bakura and Idiot behind him*
Yami Marik: Found these two, be back with two more. *gets Yami Yugi and Ryou*
Anz: Well now we just need Raven and Gi.
Van: What about Thomas and his partner?
Anz: Those too.
Shim: Where Froz?
Zara: Yeah where iz da bizatch?
Anz: ZARA! Don't call her that she might hear you!
Zara: I don't care. What's da worstest she coulda do to me?
Anz: Kill you.
Zara: O.o
Anz: Well I'll be right back. *pulls Thomas and Katlyz out from behind the couch*
Thomas: I told you they'd find us.
Katlyz: How was I suppose to know?
Thomas: Shut up!
Katlyz: No YOU shut up!
Thomas: No way, you shut up!
*ten minutes later*
Katlyz: You shut up first!
Thomas: You shut-
Yami Marik: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!
Anz: Alright, I found Gi and Raven.
Yami Marik: You did? When?
Anz: While they were telling each other to shut up.
Yami Marik: Oh.
Zara: Now all we need is Froz n' Marik and wez can be done with this goddamn game.
Yami Marik: Alright, I'll go get them. *walks upstairs*
*Knock*
Yami Marik: We found everyone, come on out.
*inside the room*
Marik: Froz, we have to go now- no, we have to- Stop! HEY!
Me:*cackles evilly*
*back outside the door*
Yami Marik: Uh, guys, the frikin' game is over!
*inside room*
Me: HOLD ON DAMMIT! I'm a little busy at the moment!
*outside door*
Yami Marik: Fine I'll give you five minutes!
*five minutes later the door brusts open*
Marik: STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHO!
Me: I'm a psycho? What do you think you are?
Marik: We'll your a psycho fangirl and that's scary!
Me, smiling: I know
Marik: And your proud to be a psycho?
Me: Yeppers ^-^
Yami Marik: -_-; Can we go back downstairs now?
Me: Sure, why not. Lemme just grab my Pen and-
Voice from laundry room: Froz, we're home!
Me: Oh SHIT! My parents are home! Everyone must go now! *scribbles on paper*
*everyone disappears in a puff of smoke*
Mom: How was your evening?
Me: Uh.... Prettyz bornin'
Dad: What's wrong with your speech.
Me: Er... I'm tired... Yeah.... That's it!
Mom: Why is half of your liquor cabneit empty.
Me: Gee, I have NO idea... Uh, going-to-sleep-now-bye! *runs upstairs*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A/N: Well that was the last of this fic. I hope you enjoyed my first attempt at a humor/crossover fic. The MIGHT be a sequal of sorts. Might being the key word there. I have three others to complete (or work on at least) If you want more humor from me, and you're into YGO, please go R&R Question Time! Well that's the end of "What To Do If Your Bored On A Saturday Night" which believe it or not, was not completely written on a Saturday Night. Byez, and thanks for reading and reviewing!

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What To Do If Your Bored On A Saturday Night by Froz Flame


Warriors of Snow

Zoids

The Warriors of Snow
by Silverpaw

Disclaimer : Zoids don't belong to me. Just my characters and stuff. Besides if you
sue me you would only get 10 cents. I am that poor T__T.

"OK Ligar, Strike Laser Claw!" a blonde hair boy said. His Ligar's claws glowed
and charged at the last of team Vipers zoid. Ligars attack stroke the zoid and seconds
later it fell to the ground.
"Battle over, Battle over. The winner is...the Blitz Team!" the judge announced.
"Ya! Alright we are undefeatable!" the blonde hair boy cheered.
"Congratulations Blitz Team. Till the next battle." the judge said and took off.

"You did great today team." a man with dark brown hair said.
"Thanks dad." a girl with dark pink hair replied.
"Man that was an easy battle." the blonde hair boy said.
"Yeah, it seems we can't get a decent battle nowadays." a boy with long brown
hair commented.
"Hey guys come here. We got a message from the Zoid Battle Control." a voice came
over the intercom.
In a few minutes everyone was up in the control room.
"Blitz Team, a request for a zoid battle with you has been made." the judge said.
"Oh by who?" the man with dark hair asked.
"By the Artic Team, the battle will take place in the snow cap mountains of Himalan
Peak. The prize money will be $30,000." the judge informed them.
"Mmmm...$30,000 that's alot of money. What do you say team?" the man asked.
"Sure you not?" the blonde said.
"Yeah, that's alot of money." the brown hair boy said.
"What about you Lena and Jamie?" the man asked the dark pink hair girl and a boy with
spiky brown hair.
"Sure dad." Lena replied
"Fine by me Doc." Jamie answered.
"Very well then. Tell the Artic Team we accept their challenge." the man said
"Very Well. The battle will be scheduled for Thursday at 1700 hours." the judge said
before signing off.
"Mmm...The Artic Team. Where have I heard that name before?" the blonded boy asked more
to himself than to anyone in particular.
"In the Zoid Battle, they are a new team." the man said holding up a magazine with 3
girls. Two girls with their backs to each other and one kneeling infront.
The girl on the left wore a low ponytail and a black and silver cap backwards. A pair
of dark grey sport shades and was dressed in a white baggy army pants, silver sleevless
T-shirt, a black jacket tied around her waist and a pair of white hiking boots.
The girl next to her wore her hair in a high ponytail and was also styling a pair of
shades but they were a light violet. She was dressed in a white baby T and silverish purple
mini skirt and a pair of white snickers and she was holding her white leather jacket over her
shoulder.
The third girl who was kneeling infront of them also wore her hair in a high ponytail.
She was dressed in a white Tank top with a pair of silverish blue leather hipster pants and
a pair of white heel boots and styled a pair of dark reflective black shades.
"Not bad, but are they any good?" the long brown hair boy asked.
"It says here they are the rising stars of Zoid Battles and haven't been beaten yet. The
girl on the left in Nika, the girl to the right is Kitsune and the one kneeling is Reina." the
man read.
"Well they are about to meet their match. We are the undefeated Blitz Team!" the blonde
hair boy said
"Mmmm...It says here that most of their battles have been won in snowy conditions."
Jamie read.
"Then you and Ligar Zero will do good for our coming battle Byte." the man said.
"Sure thing Doc Tauros." Byte replied
"I guess we can also go with Brad and the Command Wolf as well as Jamie with the Rainus.
But just incase Lena get the Gun Sniper set for battle." Doc Tauros told his team.

AT THE BASE OF THE ARTIC TEAM

"Are you sure we are ready for the Blitz Team Nyomi?" a girl wearing a blue bikers jacket
asked.
"Yeah, you girls have been doing great. But don't get cocky out there. And look out for
the Ligar Zero. From experience I have learned that Ligar Zero has 2 other suit ups." a girl
with red hair informed the girls, while showing them shoots of previous battles with the
Blitz Team.
"Well considering the turf, they might go with the white Ligar." a girl with a black and
silver cap said.
"Yes, but he has a habit of changing during battle into either Jager, the blue Ligar or
Snider the orange Ligar. Nika I want you to battle him, your zoid has the combination of all
3 of his and the strenght of a D-Bison." Nyomi informed.
"Very well." Nika said
"Kit you will be up against the Command Wolf."
"Sure thing Nyomi" a girl in a baby T replied.
"Rei you will be up against either the Rainus or Gun Sniper. Your zoid as the ability
for both ground and air combat." Nyomi said
"No problem. Me and Gunner are ready for any challenge." Rei said.
"Good now go and get your zoids fitted for battle. Your dismissed." Nyomi instructed then
saluted.
The girls all saluted and replied simultaneously "Yes Ma'am!" then went off to the
hanger.
"So Kitsune which zoid you gonna use to go against the Command Wolf?" Nika asked as they
walked.
"I am going with my style and use the Stealth Fox." Kitsune aka Kit replied
"Yeah, that should give you an advantage." Rei said
"So your using White Gun instead of Sky Striker?" Kit asked
"Yeah White Gun is better equipped." Reina aka Rei replied
"Well I am using SilverClaw." Nika said
"Oh? I was sure you were gonna use Polaris." Rei said.
"Or even White Fangs." Kit said
Nika shook her head "No Polaris is strong, but not fast enough to deal with Ligar Zero
Jager. White Fangs is fast but lacks the strenght to deal with Ligar Zero Snider. Only
SilverClaw can do this job. Which reminds me, I need to pick up a part at the dealer for him.
Wanna follow me?" Nika said.
"Sure I could use a few 50mm Howitzer for Gunner." Rei said
"Yeah and I need a long rangeLaser for Fox." Kit replied
So the three warriors got into a van and drove of to the dealers shop in the next town.

An hour later Nika and the girls walked into the dealer shop and began to look around.
Minutes laster the Blitz Team walked in.
"Kit, Rei, you guys got what you needed?" Nika asked
Kitsune and Reina walked up to her with the parts and weapons they wanted.
"Yeah we did." Rei replied then noticed Nika carrying another box. "What's in the box
Nika?" she asked.
"Huh?" Nika asked then looked down at the box Rei was pointing at, "Oh, it's parts to
upgrade Silver's Semi Automatic."
"Oh cool."
Not far Lena looked over to the cashier and saw the 3 girls and recognised them from the
magazine her father showed them. "Hey isn't that the Artic Team?"
The boys looked over in the direction Lena was looking and saw the girls.
"Yeah." Byte said as he began to walk towards them.
As the girls finished thier purchase Byte came up infront of them.
"Excuse me ladies, but by any chance are you the Artic Team?" he asked
"Yeah that's us. What's it to ya?" Nika asked
"The Blitz team." Byte said then the others finally joined him.
"Oh yeah girls, we finally meet the undefeated Champions, The Blitz Team." Nika said
"Nice to meet you all." Rei greeted
"So what are you amateurs doing here?" Lena asked
Kit raised a brow and looked over to Nika and Rei and mouthed 'amateurs?'
"Be nice Lena." Byte said "Anyways I am personally glad to meet you girls. It gives me
a chance to get acquainted to my opponents." he continued.
Nika shrugged her shoulders "Nice to meet you all, but if you can excuse us we have a
battled to prepare for." she said and she and her team mates left.
"Can you believe them?! They should have respect for us!" Lena exclaimed.
"Mmmm...." was all Brad said as he watched them walk out of the store.

BACK AT THE ARTIC TEAM'S BASE

"Man, Nyomi wasn't kidding about that Lena girl. She looks like a fire cracker." Kit said
as they entered the hanger.
"Then I am making triple sure that Gunner's armour is ready." Rei said
"Mmm... I can tell you girls this, we gonna have a rough battle ahead of us. So just
incase lets do something different." Nika said
"What?" Kit and Rei asked simultaneously.
"Have a 50/50 match."
"You mean over by the Desert Caps?" Kit asked, knowing that the Desert Caps is where the
Desert meets the snow. Part Desert, Part Snow.
Nika grinned with a gleam in her eyes "Exactly. I have a plan ladies and we need to work
all night and day on the zoids to pull it off."
Rei and Kit walked up to Nika to hear her plan.
Not far was Nyomi who smiled "Blitz Team, you have just met your match."

THE DAY OF THE BATTLE

The Blitz Team's hover cargo arrived at the Desert Caps 20 mins early so they could take
a quick look around and figure out a strategy.
"Well we should have a chance now since part of the field is desert." Jamie said
"I don't like it. Something is up." Brad commented
"Don't worry team. Ligar and I have your backs." Byte said confidently.
Then the screen blinked and a shadowy figure appeared "Hello Blitz team." the voice said.
"Hey who are you? It better not be another Backdraft set up again!" Lena said
"No, no. It's just your team against mine." the voice replied.
Brad narrowed his eyes and looked the shadowy figure over. "Your voice sounds very
familiar." he said.
The figure chuckled "It should Brad."
Brad eyes widen in recognition "Nyomi."
Everyone looked at him then to the screen. The screen light up to reveal indeed it
was Nyomi. "Nothing gets past you huh Brad?"
"But we heard you couldn't battle anymore." Lena said
"I can, I just decided to take a break. After the accident it shook up my nerves a
bit. So the doctor says no more battles for awhile." Nyomi explained.
"But we are facing the Artic Team. Not your team Nyomi." Doc Tauros said.
"Well you see I help put the Artic Team together. I was getting bored just sitting
around doing nothing. Then I got a call from my cousin. You meet her and the girls, Nika.
She wanted me to know if I was still involve with zoid battles. So when I told her about
my perdicament she came up with an idea of sponsoring her and her friends. So hence came
about the Artic Team."
"Well you have been busy." Brad said
Just then the judge capsule appeared.
"Well it seems the battle will soon begin. May the best team win." Nyomi said
"Thanks we will." Lena grinned.

The judge capsule opened and it began to scan the area. "The area in a 30 mile radius
is now a zoid battle field. The battle is the Artic Team against the Blitz Team. Battle mode
05623, ready...FIGHT!"
Ligar Zero looked around for its opponent and roared. "I agree partner where is our
opponent? The rising stars of zoid battle?" Byte asked
"Calm down Byte. They are bound to be somewhere around here." Jamie said
"I don't like this one bit." Brad commented.
Going unnoticed by them in the air was a white looking Gun Sniper with wings carrying
a zoid resembling a fox.
"Ready Kit?" Rei asked
"Let's go!" Kit replied
So Rei's zoid released Kit's. As Kit's Stealth Fox was in firing range she activated
the stealth mode and began to fire at the Blitz Team.
"Hey they are attacking from the air! Jamie get up there." Lena shouted.
"I am on it jeez." Jamie said and took off.
The Byte and Brad heard a loud noise coming from the snowy forest.
"What was that?" Byte asked
"I dunno but be on your guard." Brad replied.

In the air Jamie was searching the sky for the opponent who fired at them.
"Com on little lady. I know your out there." he said
Suddenly his radar was going off as he checked it he cursed under his breathe.
"How did she sneak up on me already. Aaargh." he said and made the Rainus backflip into
the cloud where his radar said the other zoid is.
Jamie grinned as he saw the zoid had stopped moving "You're mine." He advanced his
Rainus forward. As he emerged from the clouds something hit him hard and sent the Rainus
into a dizzy dive.

"Jamie has been hit! Jamie pull up!" Doc Tauros said
"Grrr... I am trying Doc." Jamie said pulling back on the throttle.
Byte and Brad looked up and watched as the Rainus fall.
"No Jamie!" Byte exclaimed.
The suddenly he and Brad were being fired at.
"What the?!" Brad said as he looked towards the small snowy forest where the shots
came from.
Kit grinned and fired at the zoids again.
"Ligar fire back." Byte instructed.
Soon Ligar and the Command Wolf were firing into the forest.
"Lena see if you can find who is firing at us." Brad said

Meanwhile just as the Rainus was about to hit the earth Jamie managed to get in
control and pull up at the last minute. "I knew you could do it Rainus." he siad the
growled "Who ever did that will pay for crossing the Wild Eage!"

"Heat Radar activated, locating enemy zoid." Lena said
"I think not." Kit said the flipped a switch.
Lena blinked. "Hey something is up. No heat signal."
"Mmm...either an anti-heat radar device or she activated the cooling system." Doc
Tauros said.
"Great, just great. Lena get the Snider unit ready I am coming in." Byte said
"Go for it Byte. I will cover for you." Brad said and fired at the forest.
Ligar Zero turned and ran for the hover cargo.
"Jamie help me here. Dive down and create a dust cloud so I can see who is shooting
at me." Brad suggested
"Got ya Brad." Jamie replied and began to dive.
"Okay Team, they are playing into our hands. Reina go!" Nika said
"Gotcha Nika." Rei replied
Ligar was closing in on the hover cargo when suddenly he was being fired at.
"Yo Lena why you shooting at me?!" Byte shouted
"It wasn't me."Lean said
"No it was me." Nika replied and suddenly from the side of the white area of the
hover cargo began to move.
"Drats forgot about her." Byte said and fired at her.
"But how did she?" Lena asked looking at her father.
"Stealth mode and camaflouge. She used the white painted area of the cargo to hide."
he answered

Meanwhile as the Rainus was about to create the dust cloud a zoid came out of the
clouds and tackles the Rainus.
"No Jamie.....Grrr Doc we are in trouble." Brad said as he backed up his zoid.
"Ligar Strike Laser Claw!" Byte said
Ligar charged at where they saw the third zoid and its claws began to glow. As Ligar
leaped to strike a shield appeared and reflected the attack sending Ligar Zero flying and
landing behind the Command Wolf.
"Byte you ok?" Brad asked
"Yeah, nothing broken." Byte replied
Then minutes later the Rainus hit the ground next to them.
"Jamie are you ok?" Byte asked
"Yeah, this team is tough." Jamie said
"Are you ready to admit defeat?" Nyomi's voice asked
"Never the Blitz Team never give up!" Byte said
Then suddenly something slammed down behind them. It was a White Gun zoid, out of the
forest stepped another zoid a Stealth Fox and by the hover cargo the zoid stepped forwards
to reveal a Silver Claw.
"Amazing a White Gun,Stealth Fox and SilverClaw. Those are one of the best and rarest
zoids." Doc Tauros said as he looked over the three zoids. Then he called on the judge
"Judge requesting Warrior change."
"Huh?" the warriors of the Blitz Team said.
"Deliberating, deliberating" the judge said as he processed the information
"Changing warriors? You can do that?" Lena asked
"Yes as long as it is ok with the opponent. And Nyomi said we could but her team
couldn't." Doc Tauros said
"Permission granted." the judge said
"Lena get out there. Jamie come back, the Rainus is no match for the White Gun."
Doc Tauros instructed
"But Doc Rainus is the only flying zoid we can use against it and have a chance."
Jamie said
"The Rainus maybe fast but the White Gun is just as fast but it is stronger than a
Rainus." Doc Tauros explained
Jamie reluctantly retreated back to the hover cargo. And in minutes Lena's Gun
Sniper was on the battle field.
"Yo Rei, it's theGun Sniper Nyomi was telling us about." Nika said
Rei's zoid roared "Easy Gunner, you will have your chance at her."
"Ok Artic Team meet your maker!" Lean said and began to fire in all directions.
One by one each zoid released a shield.
"Hmph, just like Nyomi told us. A supped up zoid and a pilot that wastes amo." Kit said
"Why I .....Grrrr" Lena said and was about to charge at her when a large wing blocked
her path."Huh?"
"You're up against me loud mouth." Rei said smirking
"What? They deliberately picked who they will battle with." Jamie said as he watched.
"It seems so but anyone of those zoids could take out any of ours." Doc Tauros said.

Brad turn his focus on the Stealth Fox "I assume your my opponent?"
Kit grinned "Got that right sweet heart"

Byte looked around then a loud roar brought back his focus on the zoid infront of him
"Nika am I right?"
"Got that right Byte Cloud. It's a really pity you know." Nika said
"What is?" Byte asked
"You're cute."
Byte raise a brow and grinned "So interested?"
"That's the pity can't date opponents."
"Nika Moonlight!" a very annoyed Kit shouted
"I am just having some fun Sune." Nika reassured her with a sweatdrop appearing.
"Better be."
Nika sighed in relief "Oh well Artic Team attack!"
And so each zoid matched up against each other.

"Ok Ms. Supped up zoid. Lets see what ya got." Rei said
"Are you insulting MY GUN SNIPER?!" Lena shouted
"Nah, I just feel sorry for it. A Gun Sniper is an excellent Zoid... Its the pilot that
put the poor thing to shame." Rei said calmly with a smirk
"GGRRR...BURN OUT!!!" Lena commanded and suddenly Rei is under heavy fire.
Rei grinded her teeth as she tried to manuever her zoid to avoid most of the attack.
"Why I outta..."
"Rei calm down, try an dodge her attacks. Don't fire back as yet." Nyomi instructed
"But Nyomi..My poor Gunner..." Rei whined
"Didn't you checked its armour last night?"
"Yeah, it can take alot of beating but that girl is threwing everything she's got...
at..me..." Rei said slowly and grinned, "I see what you are getting at Nyomi.." then she
brought back her attention to the battle. "Is that all you got Loud Mouth?!"
Lena was burning up and just had enough of her "Why that AMATEUR?!" then she began
to fire randomly at the Zoid.
"Hang in there Gunner. We almost have her." Rei said as she tried to dodge the attacks.
"STAND STILL YOU!" Lena shouted and started to fire again. Seconds later she heard a
clicking noise. "Huh?" she looked at her control panels and read the stats..."Oh no!"

Jamie and Doc Tauros sighed and said simultaneously "She is out of Amo..."

Rei grinned "My turn.."
"Yikes! Jamie open the hatch I am coming for a reload!" Lena said and turned to run
back to the Hover Cargo.
"I think not. Lets get Gunner." Rei said and her zoid roared in agreement and took
after her. "Mmmm need to get in front. Turbo Jets activated." Rei pushed a button and two
jets opened up under the wings of her zoid. In seconds she pasted Lena's zoid and stood
between her and the Hover Cargo. "Now Missy, let me show you the damage a White Gun can do...
Gunner let her have it Burning Heat!" Rei instructed. The front of her zoid opened to reveal
a launch pad with 10 missiles and seconds they were launched at Lena's zoid.
"Oh no!" Lena exclaimed and tried desperately to avoid them but the shots were fired
accurately. And in minutes her zoid fell and her controls frozed. "NO!"
Rei grinned "Oh Yeah!" and her zoid roared. "One down, two more to go." she said

Kit laughed softly as she dodged the shots fired by Brad and the Command Wolf.
"Catch me if you can." she said as she and the Stealth Fox turned again and raced toward
the other end of the battle field.
Brad turned and raced after her. "Lena's out, so that leaves me and Byte."

Jamie looked at the viewing screen watching as the battle unfolds then realized
something
"Oh no! They are using a divide and conquer strategy." he said and looked at Doc Tauros.
"Mmm it would looks so, but we have battled singly before and won. But I see what
you are getting at Jamie. In a situation like this we need to work as a team." Doc Tauros said
"Brad, Byte you guys need to work together to defeat the last two." Jamie said.

"I would like to Jamie but Nika ain't giving me any place to go." Byte said
"Like wise for me. This chic just made me chase her to the other end of the field.
I don't think I would be able to make it back there." Brad said then paid attention back
to the battle in hand.

Kitsune turned the Stealth Fox around and faced him. Brad stopped a few yards in
front of her. "So now it's time for us to battle. Well sweetheart, let's see what you've
got." Kitsune said as she fired a few rounds at the Command Wolf's feet.
"Hah is that all you got." Brad said. The Command Wolf jumped to the side to dodge
the shots, but at the same time landed right in the path of a ramming charge from the Stealth
Fox.
"What the?" Brad said surprised seeing the zoid charge right at him. Minutes before
the zoids could collide he manage to dodge and fire at shot at the passing zoid.
Kit grind her teeth as the shot hit her "You're gonna pay for that. I worked all
week to get Fox's armour looking this good." then she turned the zoid around and went
into stealth mode becoming invisible.
"Aww crap. I can't see her. Wait this can work since we are in the desert section."
he said and opened fire all around him. He watched the clouds of dust trying to make out
the Stealth Fox. "Where did she go?"
"Nice strategy, but I am all too familiar with that move." Kit said
Brad looked up and just manage to dodge as the zoid made itself visible in the dust
cloud before it landed on him. "Dang she is not only good, she's fast."
The two zoids faced off. Slowly seconds and minutes passed then they charged at each
other. Brad fired some shots at her. But all she did was dodge. Her zoid was agile and could
easily manuever around the shots. But Brad was a good marks man, a few shots got through.
"Ok.. my turn Laser Strike!" Kit instructed. Her zoid roared and two panels appeared
at the side of the zoid and began to glow.
They passed each other and stopped. Niether turning around. As the dust settled the
Command Wolf collapsed to the ground.
"Damn I nearly had her." Brad cursed
Kit grinned and brushed a lock of hair from her face "Another one bites the dust."

"Brad, Brad? Damn it he is out. I guess it's up to me." Byte said as he dodged another
shot.
"Byte you need to get here and change. Ligar Zero can't handle her." Doc Tauros said
"I know that Doc, but she's not making me pass." Byte said
"Byte try using your boosters to get here. I doubt her zoid is that fast." Jamie said
"Good idea. Lets go Ligar." Byte said to his partner and began to run right at Nika.

Nika smirked "Trying to get pass me is futile." then she charged right at him.
As the two come closer and closer to colliding Ligar suddenly dodged and continued
running.
"Hah gotcha!" Byte grinned
"I think not." Nika replied and ran after him.

"BYTE YOU BETTER MAKE IT OR ELSE!!! I AM NOT LOSING TO A BUNCH OF AMATEURS!" Lena shouted
Reina's zoid kicked Lena's "Oh shut up already. You lost, be a good sport about it loud
mouth." Reina said
"Stop calling me LOUD MOUTH!!"
Reina shrugged and sighed "Why did they give me her?" then she watched the battle before
her. "Mmm.." and a smile grin came on Reina's face.

"Ok Ligar lets go!" Byte said then turned on the boosters and shot off. "Can't
catch me!"
Nika just simply grinned and took of after him. As she closed in on him she turned on
her booster jets and soon was running right along side him. "What were you saying?" then
came out infront activated her shield.
Before Byte could stop it was too late he collided into the shield and fell back.

"Mmm just as I heard, the SilverClaw is almost a duplicate of the Ligar Zero."
Doc Tauros said.
"What?" Jamie asked stunned.
Doc Tauros nodded "I had heard that a zoid was in the making that could rival against
Ligar Zero. But just like it, it wouldn't let anyone into its cockpit." then he looked to
the screen, "I guess they had finally found its match." he finished.
"You're telling me that SilverClaw is another version of Ligar Zero?" Byte spoke up.
"Yes, and if my sources are correct it has all the capable abilities of all Ligar's
components." Doc Tauros answered.
"How am I gonna beat that?" Byte asked
"I guess you could try coming back to get the Snider unit. It's your best bet."
"Ok but I can't out maneuver her. She is blocking me...AAHH!" Byte shouted as he was
under heavy fire.

"REI!!" Nika growled.
"Oops hehe sorry I must have pressed the launch button by accident." Reina replied
laughing nervously.
"Well back off this is my battle." Nika said
"Oh come on Nika, Ms. Supped up Zoid here was no challenge. I am bored." Reina complained.
"Tough, just hang tight." Nika said
Kitsune arrived back and settled down next to Reina. "Anything we can help you with?"
"No Kit, jeez you guys had your fun, leave me with mine." Nika said and turned her
attention back to the Ligar that began to sneak away while they were arguing.
"Aww man, now look what you did." Nika whine as she saw Ligar escape into the Hover
Cargo.
"Don't worry about it Nika. Your zoid can handle anything he throws at you." Nyomi
reassured her.
"I know, but I wanted to finish this quickly. Now he will have a fighting chance."
Nika said.
"Nika I have a plan." Kitsune said
Nika glared at her friends and sighed "Ok let me hear it."

"Phew close one. Ok activating the Ligar Zero Snider unit." Byte said.
"Ligar Zero secured on maintanence deck, switching command to Snider unit." Doc
Tauros said.
Minutes later Ligar Zero Snider was launched and ready for battle.
"Ok Nika, I am ready for you!" Byte said

Nika smirked "As you wish."
The two zoids faced off. Then began to charge at each other.
"Lets do it." Byte said as he activated the Buster Slash. "Buster Slash!!"
"Lets counter it Silver. Shield Blade!" her shield appeared and soon all the energy
was focused into a similar form as the Sniders Buster Slash.

"How did she?" Jamie asked astonished.
"She managed to retaliber the enery flow of the shield to mimic the Snider's
Buster Slash. So she could use to counter it. Not bad." Doc Tauros said impress.

The two zoids collided and bounced of each other. They faced off again.
"Grr.. I need more running room. Go Ligar!" Byte said and Ligar began to run
around Nika.
As he ran a shot was fired infront of him. "What the?" Byte looked and saw the Stealth
Fox. "Aww crap, they are teaming up against me. No fair!" he exclaimed.
"No just making sure you don't run away scared." Kitsune grinned.
"I ain't scared!" Byte retaliated and began to run right at Nika's zoid.
"I think not." Nika said and ran right at him at high speed.

"Woah, she is at 300mph!" Jamie said reading the stats on the zoid.

As the two were about to collide, she dodged and ran right past him and at a burst
of speed. The sound wave knocked Ligar down.
"Oh no, not that manuever again." Byte said "Snider can't handle that. Jamie get
Jager ready." Byte said running back to the hover cargo. But Reina stepped into his path
and stopped him.
"Not this time Byte." Reina said and her zoid reached down pushed the Snider back.
The two zoids roared at each other.
"Easy Ligar. So that's it. Have your team mates keep me in check?" Byte growled
"Hey they are complaining that I play too much. So I need to end this. Reina's
stomach in growling so loud I can hear it all the way over here." Nika said
"Not so! I am just bored. Lena was too easy. At least Kit got a better opponent."
Reina replied back.
Nika shrugged "I suggest you move Rei."
Reina got the idea and took off. Byte was about to take the opportunity to run back
to the Hover Cargo.
Nika grinned "No no no..naughty kitty. Stay and play." then she flipped a switch.
Two panels appeared at the side of her zoid. And seconds she ran off after him. "Now it ends.
Shield Blade Strike!" the blade on the head of her zoid began to glow as they approached
Ligar.

"Byte look out!" Jamie said.
Byte turned and tried to dodge the attack but the speed Nika was travelling was too
fast and so she hit her target dead on and passed by letting the sound waves knock the
Ligar over once again. As her zoid came to a stop, she looked back with a grin. "Never mess
with girl power."

"Battle over, Battle over. The winner is ..... The Artic Team!" the judge announced.
"NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WE WERE BEATEN BY SOME AMATEURS!!" Lena shouted
Nyomi's face appeared on the screen of the Hover Cargo. "Good match Blitz Team."
she said.
"Same to you Nyomi. You got on hellva team their. I hope we can have a rematch one
day." Doc Tauros said.
Nymoi smiled and nodded "We will be waiting." and signed off.

The Blitz Team gather and watched the the warriors. Each one standing on top of her
respected zoid.
"They are good. We underestimated them." Brad said
"It was a fluke." Lena grumbled.
"Nope they are definately good. I hope one day we meet them again. Me and Ligar want
a rematch against Nika."
Brad nodded in agreement.

Loud roars are heard from where the three female warriors stood. Then a loud cheer
came from them.
Nyomi smiled and was proud of her team. She looked back at the plack behind her on
it was a picture of the team and she was in it with her zoid as well. Below it read
'Never under estimate mother nature, never underestimate Girl Power.'

The End. (maybe)

AN: My newest fic is now complete! I wanna thank my dearest friends Xemindar and Kitsune
for helping me with this fanfic. I have a lil moral to this story yaknow. Girl Power...
all you girls never doubt your ability. As long as you have faith in yourself you can
accomplish anything.

Well I might continue this fic I don't know yet. Give me a buzz at Wolf982@hotmail.com
and tell me what you thought. I would really appreciate the feed back. Thanx! And God Bless...

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Warriors of Snow by Silverpaw


Holding On

**_HOLDING ON_**

_"There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope" _

_(Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King)_

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Maybe he was just wasn't good enough for her. She was everything that he thought he had ever wanted, this beautiful red-headed angel, but she wasn't his. His lips graced up into a tiny spiteful smile, he had to laugh at himself. He was becoming like Harry again, letting his heart be torn apart by a girl. She was just a girl after all, one of so many. Yet, he felt as though he would never met another girl, or maybe woman, like her. That's what got him.

The cool evening breeze blew soundly across his face, refreshing his tired eyes as he leaned against the railing of the deck. They were on their way back from the Royal Cup celebration, all crammed into the small hover cargo like rats. He didn't know why his father had brought the Lighting Team with them, whether it just being for good measure or just out of the kindness of his heart. Something told him that his father really wanted to talk to Jack about his infamous lighting saix more then anything else, probably wanted a model off of him or something.

They all congregated in the main living room, just inside from where he stood, laughing and talking merrily, it was a party after all, at least someone should have some fun. He watched as the illumined town slowly faded into the distance, sighing heavily to himself. He had been out there nearly an hour, nobody had even bothered to even talk to him, they were all too busy with their own lives. Kelly and Jack seemed to be enjoying themselves, Kelly perched on his lap, her arm hugging him lovingly. Bit and Leena sat across the other side of the room, competing in some crazy game undoubtedly drunk. He smiled slyly, he always knew that Bit and his little sister shared something in secret, apparently drunk they showed it a bit more. They were good at hiding it, though, he would give them that much. Jamie and his father sat in the middle of the room, cheering Bit and Leena on and laughing, no doubt they had something to do with them playing the game.

And then in the back corner of the room sat his angel, sitting so comfortably in another's arms. The jealously filled him with anger, but at the same time he couldn't bring himself to hate Brad. Him and Naomi were so perfect for each other, he knew it, they knew it, hell probably all of Zi knew that he never had a change with the red comet herself but he was sure as hell going to try. And try as he did, she didn't love him. He was just her friend, her teammate. Nothing more.

He sighed heavily, lowering his head, and closing his eyes to the world. Light footsteps came from behind him, but he paid no heed to them. It was probably just Jamie or his father telling him to come inside before he caught a cold.

"You're not fooling anyone," a gruff voice announced.

Leon jerked his head up, "what?"

Kris Tasker leaned against the rail next to him, her back leaning against the cold metal and her face facing his. She smiled slightly, "you're in love with Naomi."

He leaned his head back down, "no, no, it's not like that," he halfway lied. He wasn't exactly lying, they were just friends, he just implied his feelings different then what they were.

"No, your eyes give you away, Leon," she leaned in closely to his face, examining his eyes, "you squint when you lie."

He jerked his head back, "what does that have to do with anything," he sighed.

She shook her head, "I've seen the way you look at her," she paused looking back into the party, noting Naomi and Brad sitting and smiling in the back of the room. Then she looked to Jack and her sister, "I used to look at someone else the same way. You can't lie to me."

He sighed heavily, "I don't give a rats ass about Brad and Naomi seeing each other," he lied harshly. He turned in a glared at them sitting together, Brad kissing Naomi lightly on the head. He was fuming on the inside, but he wasn't about talk to her of all people about it.

She smiled, laughing softly, "if you don't have a problem with it, then why are you out here?" She looked straight at him, her brown eyes piercing his own.

He looked down at the moving ground again, "so, what's it to you?"

She turned around, now leaning forwards on the rail, "I don't know," she laughed silently, "I guess it because me and you aren't all to different." She shook her head and laughed, "but you seem to be okay all alone, so I guess I'll go back in."

She pushed herself back off the railing and began to walk away. For some reason, even he didn't know why, he grabbed her wrist, pulling her back to him.

"What?" She looked at him confused, he couldn't blame her. He had been so cold to just moments before, now he was practically begging her to stay.

"Wait," he paused and looked at her softly, "please, just stay here."

She smiled warmly, "I guess you really did love her."

He nodded slightly, "what gets me is that I knew I never had a chance in seven hells with her. Her and Brad belong together, and I knew that." He paused and let go of her wrist, turning his back to her, "but I couldn't bring myself not to love her."

She nodded, walking up and standing next to him, "Jack Sisco broke my heart last night." She said bluntly, looking out at the full moon that graced the sky.

Leon looked at her sympathetically, "you and your sister both loved him, I take it."

She nodded, "he promised me, back when we weren't doing so well, that if we ever made it to the royal cup, he would take me to the ball himself." She shook her head, feeling tears start to fill her eyes again, "I must sound so stupid, but that was the night that I fell in love with him. He was so mysterious but so caring too." She looked back inside at the party, "but I guess sometime between after that and last night, he fell head over heels for my sister. Of all people, my sister."

Leon put a hand on her shoulder, "I guess I'm not the only pathetic one here, huh?"

She smiled and shook her head, "I must sound so stupid."

He shook his head, "no, Harry sounds stupid, you, you just fell in love."

She smiled and nodded, "I guess we both did, huh?"

"Apparently there is a little Harry in all of us," he smiled slightly.

She laughed, "I guess so," she sighed and looked at the moon, "I guess where just fools in love."

He stood there in silence for awhile, just content to have someone standing next to him that could share his pain. Someone that understood what it was like to love someone so much that you could never hate them. Who knows, maybe Harry had the right idea, to keep chasing after his love no matter what the cost. Leena knew that if she ever decided to fall in love with him, he would always be waiting right there for her. No matter how many bathtubs she threw.

The city lights began to fade into a tiny dot on the horizon, as Leon and Kris made their way back into the party. He knew that neither of them weren't going to forget their conversation. The thoughts of two fools stuck loving a one sided love. But neither of them were giving up, not just quite yet. He still knew that Brad loved Naomi, as she loved him, but if she ever decided to go to him, he would be right there waiting. Until then, he just had to hold on.

* * *

_Okay, so a little background on this fic: I wrote it awhile ago, and just found it recently when I was going through and deleting all my old homework from years ago (kinda sad, huh?). Well, I read through it, and I have been on a standalone spree recently, so I decided to give it a go and post it on the site after a bit of editing. _

_So, here we have it, my very first standalone fic...ever. I would really appericate feed back on it, espically since I really don't write a lot in the ZOIDS genre and I'm sure the characters are probably really screwy. _

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Holding On by Anwa


Fight of the Century

Fight of the Century

(A/N Yeah, yeah. I know. I don't own zoids or any of the characters used in this fic.)

One day after the Blitz team won the royal cup, Doc handed out their prize money. Everybody took the money quickly, as if afraid Doc would grab it back, and go buy zoid models.

" So Brad, what are you going to do with your money?" said Doc, looking hungrily at Brad's share.

" Um, I'm gonna go buy Naomi an expensive engagement ring." said Brad.

" Oh, ok. What about you Jaimie?" said Doc enthusiastically.

" I'm gonna buy as many strategic guides as I can." said Jaimie.

" What about you Bit?"

" I don't know." said Bit.

" Really?" said Doc with a devilish grin.

" Yeah, but you still can't have it." said Bit.

' Damnit' thought Doc, ' he's not as stupid as he looks.' " What about you sweetheart?" said Doc looking at Leena.

" Well, first I'm going to buy some more weapons for my Gunsniper. And then I think I'm going to go to the local animal shelter and adopt a dog." said Leena. (A/N Yes, Leena does have a soft spot for animals.)

Three Weeks Later...

" Well Bit, we're heading out. Do you think you can take care of yourself for the weekend?" said Doc as he was loading the last of the bags into the car.

" Yeah Doc, no problem." said Bit.

" Alright Sasha(the dog) you be good. Don't bite Bit, unless you think it's abosolutely necessary." said Leena to Sasha.

" Don't worry Leena, Sasha will be fine with me. I'll take good care of her." said Bit.

" You better, because if you don't. Well you know." said Leena, brushing her forefinger across her neck like a knife.

" Yeah I know. Brad, Jaimie, Leena, and Doc, don't worry about a thing. You'll come back and the base will be perfectly fine. See you in three days." said Bit waving goodbye.

Once the car had driven completely out of sight, Bit walked to the kitchen. ' Hmmm, I wonder what their is to eat in here.' thought Bit. He found some cookies and decided to eat a couple. It was already 6:00 p.m. Bit decided to throw in the towel early. He went to bed.

The next morning, Bit woke up and went down stairs to the kitchen. He poured some dog food in Sasha's food dish, and then went to the counter to see what there was for him to eat. He found some cookies, brownies, chips, and crackers. He took them into the living room and placed them on the table. Then he sat down, turned on the t.v., and dug in.

Bit ate and watched t.v. all day. Then he decided that he was tired of watching t.v. and too full to eat anymore, so he went to bed. He had sweet dreams of yummy pastries, doughnuts, and the little doughboy.

Sunday(Doomday)

The next morning, Bit walked down to the kitchen. ' Man, I can't wait for the team to return.' thought Bit as he was pouring food into Sasha's dish. Then he walked over to the cabinet to find something to eat. When he didn't find anything to eat that you didn't have to cook, he started having a nervous breakdown.

" Oh my God! I'm gonna starve. Why didn't I pay attention in Home Economics? I'm such an idiot." cried Bit, his stomach grumbling loudly. " My stomach can't wait for the team's return to eat."

' Pull yourself together Bit. I'm sure there is something in here to eat, that you don't have to cook. Just look around. You'll find something.' thought Bit as he was looking around the room. And then he spotted Sasha. ' Hmm, I wonder how dog would taste? No, don't think that. You eat that dog and Leena is going to kill you. I guess I'm just going to have to settle for the dog food.'

Bit started crawling towards Sasha's dog dish hungrily. When he got close, Sasha lunged forward and bit his hand.

" Owww!" screamed Bit as he retreated. Bit sat in his room, thinking about a way to get some of Sasha's dog food. ' Maybe of I come at her from behind. No, she'll be expecting that. Stupid dog, why does she have to be so smart. Oh well, I guess I'm just going to have to take the food by force.' thought Bit. ' Maybe if I bite her on the ear like they did in the movie Snow Dogs, she'll back down and let me feast on the Kibbles-n-Bits.'

10 minutes later

" Alright Sasha, I'm calling you out." said Bit.

Sasha appeared about 6 feet in front of Bit. She stood there and stared at him, while he stared out her.

" This kitchen ain't big enough for the two of us," said Bit as he roared at the dog.

Sasha snarled and growled in reply. She spread her front paws, ready to pounce if Bit made any sudden moves.

" You're going down Mutt!" said Bit as he lunged forward at the dog.

Sasha evaded the attack, swiftly turned, and attacked Bit's side. They rolled and rolled all around on the floor. Bit took a bite at Sasha's ear, and she retaliated by biting Bit's nose. Then Sasha bit Bit's ankle, and received a blow to the snout by Bit's leg. They continued to fight, until a loud voice was heard.

" What in the world is going on here?" said Leena, standing in the doorway looking more angry then ever.

" I can explain," said Bit nervously.

" You better start explaining," said Brad as he and the rest of the team walked into the kitchen.

" Well you see, I got hungry. And there is nothing left to eat that you don't have to cook. So I decided to eat some of the dog's food until you guys got back. But she bit me, so I decided to attack back." said Bit.

" Really? And why didn't you just make things easier on yourself, and cook something." questioned Leena sternly.

" Well you see, I...I um...can't cook." said Bit staring at the ground.

" As a punishment, you will have no cookies or sweets for one whole week." said Doc.

" What about the dog?" said Bit. " She's as much at fault as myself. If she hadn't bit me, we wouldn't have broken out into a fight."

" Bit, don't blame my sweet Sasha for your idiotic mess." scorned Leena. " Now come with me so I can clean those dog bite wounds."

" But..." started Bit.

" No buts... you're in trouble. Go get those wounds cleaned up, and then come back and clean this mess up." said Jaimie.

(A/N Geeze, so harsh. Maybe Bit should learn to cook. Oh well. Sorry to end this story so abruptly, but I have other fish to fry. Please review or flame.)

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Fight of the Century by S.S. Cloud12