Mr. Granite is from another planet!
New third grade teacher Mr. Granite has so many strange ideas about how to make Ella Mentary School environmentally friendly that the students are sure he must be an alien.
Fiction, Humorous stories, Extraterrestrial beings, Teachers, Schools
Dan Gutman
Dan Gutman (born October 19, 1955) is an American writer, primarily of children's fiction.

His works include the Baseball Card Adventures children's book series and the My Weird School series.
[source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Gutman)

His wife is Nina Wallace ​(m. 1983)​ and he has two children.