絶対チ○ポなんかに負けたりしない!! チ○ポには勝てなかったよ・・・ チ○ポには勝てなかったよ... ちんぽには勝てなかったよ... ちんぽには勝てなかったよ 絶対チンポなんかに負けたりしない!!
[quote]
「絶対チ○ポなんかに 負けたりしない!! (キッ) 」 ("I'll never lose... To a d*ck!!" [with a resolute face])
「チ○ポには勝てなかったよ・・・」 ("I couldn't win... Against the p*nis...")
[/quote]

A pair of phrases based on Circle [[kiryuu_kazumasa_(bitch_bokujou)|Bitch Bokujou]]'s 2007 [[Lyrical Nanoha]] doujin, "Chotto Bitch na Fate Mama".  One of the two is sometimes omitted.

In the story [[Fate Testarossa]] vowed to [[takamachi_nanoha|Nanoha]] in her mind that she would never surrender to the [[penis|dick]] of an old fat mama's boy. Just three pages later, she accepted her surrender to his penis. When the images were posted to [[Futaba Channel]], they omitted the two pages in between and made the scene more funny.

It is a subset of the "almost comically instant loss" ("即堕ち":[http://dic.pixiv.net/a/%E5%8D%B3%E5%A0%95%E3%81%A1]) [[meme]]/fetish, along with the infamous [[instant loss]] and [[rape]] fetish works.

h4. See also

* [[ahegao]]
* [[instant loss]]
* [[Tag group:meme]]

h4. External links

* "Doujinshi.org: Original doujin":http://www.doujinshi.org/book/109401/ and "its remake version":http://www.doujinshi.org/book/522802/
* "DLsite.com (JP): Original doujin (648 JPY)":http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ034827.html
* "Nicopedia":http://dic.nicovideo.jp/id/4498024
* "Pixiv Encyclopedia":http://dic.pixiv.net/a/%E3%81%A1%E3%82%93%E3%81%BD%E3%81%AB%E3%81%AF%E5%8B%9D%E3%81%A6%E3%81%AA%E3%81%8B%E3%81%A3%E3%81%9F%E3%82%88%E2%80%A6
chinpo ni wa katenakatta yo