I am a [[toaster]] in the [[scp_foundation | SCP universe]] described by https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-426. My most notable property is that I only can be referred in first person. Otherwise of this (and its consequence: people knowing about me going crazy, usually resulting in their death), I am a completely ordinary toaster, normal sized, colored, without any special markings, and of course capable of toasting bread.
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