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I bet he's been told to act and talk like he is to make putin look calmer and more statesmanlike when compared to him.
Peak russian diplomacy >

Say what you will, but this guy is doing he best to not be thrown out a window. >

Word of the day: Defenestration >

The monster, in his consternation
Demonstrates defenestration
And runs and runs and runs and runs away.
-Bill Watterson, vocabulary champion of eighties babies >

Yo wtf >

Calvin and Hobbes: A Nauseous Noctourne
It's actually a very well written poem. >

This is the same guy that threatened to detonate a nuke in the sea next to the UK. He then went on to explain how it would cause a nuclear tidal wave to envelope the isles, making then completely uninhabitable. Dudes a fucking psycho.