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They fly now.
Barbara Walters gets her first interview at the new gig. >

Should be a pretty hot interview. >

That’s fucked up and hilarious. >

2022 forcing in that last major death like I do that last slice of pizza. >

The day is young. >

Ah, too bad. What plans does everyone have for New Year’s Eve? >

Being surrounded by a bunch of Wooks at Madison Square Garden... And loving every single minute. >

Take care of your shoes, bud, and have a good time! Have a chicken sandwich for us who can't go! >

My shoes are firmly strapped to the ceiling... I've got a pocket full of tomatoes and sopressata in my bra! >

Don't forget to bring some TP or wipes. >

I bring a 4oz chef's condiment bottle and fill it up with water and a touch of soap at the sink. Personal bidet for when I'm dancing on the Bridge and it's 96°F up there... >

I went back to Florida for xmas. I missed my bidet so much. >

Next year: Somehow, Benedict returned. >

They fly now.