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I'm going to ne the first man to touch his cock tip to the lunar surface. >

Be sure to include the audio. >

Dusty chlop >

Huh? Do I dare look that phrase up? >

Apparently there is a story about a guy who stole a piece of moon rock from NASA to "have sex on the moon". Needless to say the specimen were contaminated with organic matter after that. >

The statement is still true though as that (if real) happened after the moon rock has been brought to earth. >

If I wear a glove and smack you, who smacked you? Me or the glove? >

Yes >

first person to touch moonrock was a camera engineer back on the ground, he opened up one of the cameras used on the moon and dust popped out all over his hands, he was quickly taken to quarantine because at the time we had no idea if diseases existed there >

I mean, when you really get down to it, none of us has ever really touched anything - we just get really close. >

This guy subatomical physics >

We've brought the moon (rock pieces) into the modules and back to Earth, so humans have touched the Moon. I know what OP is trying to say but they're technically incorrect - the worst kind of incorrect. >

I have touched the moon barehanded. You can too at the Air & Space Museum in Washington DC