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As a drinker of 18-year-old Macallan’s single blend scotch mixed with rootbeer, I endorse this post.
Carry on, OP, carry on.
( Also, I practice what I endorse as I keep my mouth firmly shut when my buddy eats his fries with ketchup and gravy…)
Finishes rant and proceeds to unwrap entire Chipotle burrito and bite it in the middle. >

You’re a monster! >

*pours cereal and milk into mouth simultaneously >

My ""guilty pleasure"" breakfast is cheerios with orange juice, microwaved until splendidly warm. I usually drink it straight out of the bowl. >

A true agent of chaos, the hero we deserve >

I agree with this opinion. 
Continues drinking morning coffee from bowl >

Even better if you mix cereal into that coffee >

Listen, if you were a stranger out in public I wouldn't say anything as it isn't my business. However, if you were someone that I consider a friend or even just an acquaintance, it is my duty as a human to inform you that you are, in fact, a monster. >

I fear the OP >

So let me get this right, your unpopular opinion is that people should stop giving their unpopular opinions about food, which is an unpopular opinion on food which you said people should stop doing. That's meta as fuck lol! 
I'm just kidding really I understand what you mean but the whole point of this sub is to argue about opinions that don't really matter because it's fun. >

My stance when it comes to food is, you can do whatever you want with your plate…but don’t assume I want the same. As long as I can fix my own plate, I have no issues with others’ preferred ingredients. >

I couldn't have said it better myself! >

But, you can eat whatever you want in any way you want. Nobody is stopping you. Wanting a life without being judged though? It's just not possible. Just do your own thing and don't worry what anyone else thinks. >

I mean it’s entirely possible for people to just not give a shit about how other people put food in their face. It actually takes more effort to give a shit then to not. It’s remarkably possible, but it won’t happen simply because people like being judgey about completely inconsequential shit. >

Agreed for the most part. If I'm at a restaurant and someone near me is eating in a way where they are making a spectacle of themselves I'm going to silently judge them. 
As far as what people eat or how they like food prepared? I don't care at all. >

You’ve got a point, but I’m still judging people who eat rice with their hands. >

Buttchugs pepperoni pizza and Diet Coke smoothie
You’re damn right! I’m tired of hiding! >

You sound like a complete nightmare. Lol. >

I can't disagree :) >

Finally, an unpopular opinion!
(at least if you listen to the food snobs) >

just eat it the right way bro  /s >

What is the "right way"?