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You mean babies don't come out from there? 🤔
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Like all parts of the body it matters who they are attracted to, what they are doing with it, and how horny you are. >

The third determinative factor accounts for more things than would be thought. >

Post nut clarity is a hell of a thing. >

That's why the first thing you should do after coming into money is jerk off. Post nut clarity and shame is going to slow down that spending spree. >


coming into money

Pervert. >

Glad im not the only one who read it like that. >

Dirty money >

Don’t forget it’s also one of, if not THE funniest body part. >

Unlike the funny bone, which is most certainly not funny if hit. >

Funny bone: Hey who you calling funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? I'll gives ya something to laugh about! 👊 >

Myeeaaah, see? >

Everything involving sex is pretty gross.  Considering kinks, that's probably all the human body. >

I mean tits aren’t gross, tbh it’s probably one of the most wholesome things given it’s actual purpose >

Given, but hence I said, "involving sex." Put a filthy dick or mouth on em...still gross.  Recently washed hands?  You got me there, but technically hands on boobs isn't sex.  Can be sexual, but not necessarily. >

Well, yes, but let’s ask done to it. The Thing itself isn’t. >

Why would god put a waste dump in the middle of a playground?! >

If God had created another hole exclusively for pooping, I bet horny people would still be licking and fucking it >

That hole already is technically exclusively for pooping..... >

That hole has always been exit only. The one or two in the front are more accepting. >

Two in the front? >

Urethral insertion, unfortunately, is a thing. >

I don’t like the sound of that. >

outstanding >

Friend of mine used to say, when he saw a woman with a nice butt, "That's too pretty to slice poop with." It's crass, but the guy was weirdly charming and when he said stuff like that it went over surprisingly well. >

"Check out the turd cutter on her!" >

That line got me kicked out of the family reunion. Grandma was not happy. >

That’s kinda the last thing you should be taking about at a family reunion. >

Well I had already finished talking about everything else >

Username checks out >

This thought crosses my mind every time I go poop. 
Like “why do I find this meat on others hawt?” >

Color, tone, shape and proportion. It's naturally visually enticing. Its sexual connotation, however, is a learnt attribute (same for boobs, when we perceive them through touch, we can also perceive shape, warmth and softness, but sexual feelings are learnt. This is due to associative learning). >

bro sounding like my ap psychology textbook... >

I do not sound like your ap psychology textbook, I AM your ap psychology textbook. >

A ap psychology textbook AND a Buddhist Melomaniac too? >

A rather cultured booty hole >

I'm not even a butt guy, I really only look at boobs. But somehow, even a good butt is attractive...doesn't make sense sometimes. >

well, i'm a butt guy who has the same thoughts on boobs. >

Nature is what nature does ... >

Hi, I'm Nature, and I make sure everything fucks...and dies >

Preferably in that order >

repeatedly >

I think a good butt indicates sturdiness too and that is somehow attractive to me. >

Butts are one of the really important parts of our bodies. You realise it when it is too late... >

What do you mean by realising when it’s too late? >

Anal cancer >

Sure, anal cancer would be shitty and a pain in the arse but surely the same goes for cancer anywhere? >

Actually a simple hemeroid would be enough to understand it. >

Simple fix. Just squeeze them like pimples. >

I don’t know if you’re joking. Please don’t do this. Also internal hemorrhoids >

And it’s part of what made humans humans! There’d probably be no humanity without a butt! It allowed us to stand and travel upright for long periods of time while simultaneously having room to hold things! >

Happy cake day >

I see what you did there. >

Huh? >

Noice >

I’m was really surprised at myself bc, despite having a strong aversion to poop (even typing this is making me queasy), I love eatin’ clean and fresh booty. It’s my fav part on a guy. >

I love eating clean ass too I’m learning, it’s a recent development but I think I might be hooked😅 >

I will never understand you guys haha. No matter how hard i try >

I also prefer to eat my ass dirty. >

Reminded me of one of my highschool buddies. Shortly after we get to college I'm shooting the shit with him and he mentions his new girl, let's call her jade. He confided in me jade would want him to go on his ruck runs (he is a marine) and come back, NOT SHOWER and she'd give him head and eat his sweaty, moist devil dirt star with the most vigor. >

Its cost nothing to not have posted this >

He earned some karma though >

The butt is sexy. The butt hole is disgusting. I personally see them as separate parts of the body >

The butthole is nice when it is properly cleaned. >

I’m a huge fan >

This u? >

Bigger >

Better? >

That's a big ass fan. >

When someone says butt I visualize buttcheeks not asshole or something. Butts are sexy & cute, asshole & shit are not. >

I came here to make almost this exact comment >

The only part of that region that is disgusting really is the anus. The rest of it is pretty nice. >

Especially the hairy bit near the bottom of the crack where the sweat collects. >

Gimme dat >

god damn reddit, you never fail to deliver >

This made me think of Tina from Bob's Burgers :-)
Kinda wholesome >

Disgusting human flesh bags. Breathing, eating, secreting disgusting flesh bags. 
What’s your kink? >

Tina Belcher is my spirit animal. I’ve been obsessed with butts since I can remember. First I found butts to be hilarious. They still are, but they’re also sexy or adorable depending on whose butt we’re talking about. I love my husband’s butt. It’s full and round and smackable. When we cuddle and I want to be big spoon, I say to him, “Gimme that butt!” He’s usually naked and his butt is cold and I get to warm it for him. It’s one of my favorite things about being his wife. >

Aww >


Butts are simultaneously one of the most sexy, disgusting and cute objects in the world

I don't know about simultaneously... >

These guardians like big butts. One cannot lie, one cannot tell the truth. >

I never saw butts like any of those things. For me butts are the pinnacle of comedy, I see butt I laugh immediately >

We all think we’re more evolved than dogs, but damn they’re way ahead of us when it comes to embracing this fact. They live in a culture where it’s socially acceptable to walk past someone on the street and get a good whiff of their ass. Is this where we’re going? >

Most normal r/ShowerThoughts user. >

And I don’t even shower 😔 happy cake day by the way! >

Tell me about it, my female neighbor thought it was funny to peg me while I was asleep. >

Hate to be the bearer of bad news , but you’re living in the Truman Show fam . You’re in the bdsm dominatrix version of it though >

I’d watch that 😔 >

Whatever flesh you find so alluring will be food for worms in such a short time. >

Oh wow we all die so profound >

As I see this you have 42 upvotes and all I can think of is that this is The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything >

Nothing quite like a cute sexy butt covered with projectile diarrhea >

It's like the Korn song Getting Off.
"Squeezing your own ass, so pretty! Except the way that it's used, for shitting!" >

Put my face in a booty once and could smell the hole. Thankfully the booties I’ve put my face in since smelled much better. >

I would think a well rounded arse is also a good indicator of child bearingness. >

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