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Man are you gonna be shocked when you learn how banks work
I lost a $20 bill last week and I'm still pissed. >

I got upset just reading this >

I just checked my wallet to make sure that all of my cash was still there >

You guys have wallets? >

I keep my pebbles in an old stray dog's scrotum I found in ~~my house~~ a dumpster once. >

Wait you have a dumpster? That’s not fair, I’m living in a cardboard box and the rent is outrageous >

Uhh, this park bench >

My God, I WISH I had a park bench, I've been living out of an old shoe behind the manure factory for weeks >

Luxury. I'm currently living in a lake full of industrial chemicals and sewage from the wastewater plant. And I don't even have any cool mutations, just a deep, unsettling, rattling cough and an interesting collection of skin diseases. >

you have SKIN!? must be nice... >

Let's see how big of a record he can set! Call Guinness! >

if Elon Musks losses since buying twitter were a person, they'd be the wealthiest person on the planet. think about that one. >

Almost like none of that money actually existed in the first place.