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Defenstrated is a correct one.
Peak russian diplomacy >

Say what you will, but this guy is doing he best to not be thrown out a window. >

Word of the day: Defenestration >

The monster, in his consternation
Demonstrates defenestration
And runs and runs and runs and runs away.
-Bill Watterson, vocabulary champion of eighties babies >

Yo wtf >

Calvin and Hobbes: A Nauseous Noctourne
It's actually a very well written poem. >

This is the same guy that threatened to detonate a nuke in the sea next to the UK. He then went on to explain how it would cause a nuclear tidal wave to envelope the isles, making then completely uninhabitable. Dudes a fucking psycho. >

I bet he's been told to act and talk like he is to make putin look calmer and more statesmanlike when compared to him. >

This. >

This, and also, water doesn’t work like that. It would make some coastal villages/towns very wet and annoyed, but it’s not a tsunami. Waves generated by a single blast lose energy very quickly, whereas tsunamis require the vast energies created by earthquakes (something nukes really can’t emulate)
Only Tsunamis have the extreme energy needed to travel in-land. Russians are hella dumb… >

Could they like plant a nuke a couple hundred meters underneath the bedrock(I know quite impossible or at least very fucking difficult) near the islands and then explode it. Would that potentially cause a tsunami? 😝 >

No, but if they placed it deep within a fault they might be able to cause the coastline to collapse, creating massive property value increase to formerly landlocked countryside, at least until Superman flew around the world fast enough to reverse time and undo it. At this point I think the Russians are just mining 80s movie villain plots for their public statements. >

It’s jarring how different this guy has been talking since this whole conflict kicked off because when he was in office he was such a different guy >

He was Putin's puppet back then too, so I suppose it was all a part of the plan. >

Now he just sounds like a meth addict every time he talks. >

He drinks a lot. >

Probably because he doesn't want to accidentally fall out of a window... >

You'd think that at some point they would all come together and realize it's easier to just throw Putin out a window first. >

The Japanese PM could always recommend  Medvedv fall out a window. >

I bet Russia would act shocked and appalled at that response. Only they get to make statements like that. >

I thought that self-disembowelment was for LOSERS for their shame and disgrace at defeat, you know, losers like Vladimir Putin. >

Or the Russian in general after there loss to Japan in the Russo-Japanese war. >

An HBO mini series on Putin could be the next "The Sopranos". Everybody is getting wacked. You just need a likable protagonist that exists in the chaos. >

Or the next Chernobyl. Everybody lies and incompetent and the few people who understand what is happening are in a constant threath from the powers. >

I'd watch that also. >

Medvedyev should go to Ukraine with a gun that jams and only two mags of ammo and no helmet and not enough socks and get killed and see how fun that is >

If you're the loudest cheerleader for Putin it's less likley you will get windowed >


windowed

That's a good one.