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Hey Russia you are losing one war try not to pick a second one.
Peak russian diplomacy >

Say what you will, but this guy is doing he best to not be thrown out a window. >

Word of the day: Defenestration >

The monster, in his consternation
Demonstrates defenestration
And runs and runs and runs and runs away.
-Bill Watterson, vocabulary champion of eighties babies >

Yo wtf >

Calvin and Hobbes: A Nauseous Noctourne
It's actually a very well written poem. >

This is the same guy that threatened to detonate a nuke in the sea next to the UK. He then went on to explain how it would cause a nuclear tidal wave to envelope the isles, making then completely uninhabitable. Dudes a fucking psycho. >

I bet he's been told to act and talk like he is to make putin look calmer and more statesmanlike when compared to him. >

This. >

This, and also, water doesn’t work like that. It would make some coastal villages/towns very wet and annoyed, but it’s not a tsunami. Waves generated by a single blast lose energy very quickly, whereas tsunamis require the vast energies created by earthquakes (something nukes really can’t emulate)
Only Tsunamis have the extreme energy needed to travel in-land. Russians are hella dumb… >

Could they like plant a nuke a couple hundred meters underneath the bedrock(I know quite impossible or at least very fucking difficult) near the islands and then explode it. Would that potentially cause a tsunami? 😝 >

No, but if they placed it deep within a fault they might be able to cause the coastline to collapse, creating massive property value increase to formerly landlocked countryside, at least until Superman flew around the world fast enough to reverse time and undo it. At this point I think the Russians are just mining 80s movie villain plots for their public statements. >

It’s jarring how different this guy has been talking since this whole conflict kicked off because when he was in office he was such a different guy >

He was Putin's puppet back then too, so I suppose it was all a part of the plan. >

Now he just sounds like a meth addict every time he talks. >

He drinks a lot. >

Probably because he doesn't want to accidentally fall out of a window... >

You'd think that at some point they would all come together and realize it's easier to just throw Putin out a window first. >

The Japanese PM could always recommend  Medvedv fall out a window. >

I bet Russia would act shocked and appalled at that response. Only they get to make statements like that. >

I thought that self-disembowelment was for LOSERS for their shame and disgrace at defeat, you know, losers like Vladimir Putin. >

Or the Russian in general after there loss to Japan in the Russo-Japanese war. >

An HBO mini series on Putin could be the next "The Sopranos". Everybody is getting wacked. You just need a likable protagonist that exists in the chaos. >

Or the next Chernobyl. Everybody lies and incompetent and the few people who understand what is happening are in a constant threath from the powers. >

I'd watch that also. >

Medvedyev should go to Ukraine with a gun that jams and only two mags of ammo and no helmet and not enough socks and get killed and see how fun that is >

If you're the loudest cheerleader for Putin it's less likley you will get windowed >


windowed

That's a good one. >

Defenstrated is a correct one. >

Defenestrated is even more correct. >

It is correctest! >

Medvedev already did that to Russia the minute he decided to become another dog for Putin >

Go jump out a window you hasbin >

More like “Get Windowed” >

ooOoOoo, bad guy big mouth, ooOoOoo 🤣 >

He just doesn’t want to shoot himself in the back, bludgeon himself and then throw himself out of a window. >

Oh don’t worry it’ll happen soon enough >

Since stereotypes are apparently fair game, the Japanese PM should retort that Medvedev should shoot himself twice in the back of the head. >

Single-digit number IQ man opens mouth again >

Actually his IQ is in the negatives >

Genuinely surprised he was able to put a complex sentence like that together, ‘disembowel’ is a big word for a guy like him. >

I tried to look up Russian sources to find out what exactly did he say, and, interestingly, all the ones I checked, omit that part altogether. One says: "he described a method this should be done", another says "he can absolve himself by doing it (without specifying what exactly) right in the parliament".
Most likely, though, he just said "perform harakiri", which is a very common and well-known expression in Russia. >

Isn't this the guy our Lord Saviour Elon retweeted? >

the very same >

We will all remember this asshole when he eventually falls from a balcony. >

who? >

Every time I read about this dude he gets more blood chilling...true intrinsic evil. >

Chilling? He’s just playing court jester after Zhirik passed away >

When this guy dies the global cunt index will see a significant. plummet >

So we see the Japanese PM is doing something right too! >

It’s be nice if we got the Japanese foreign minister tell Medvedev “come to Tokyo and say that to our faces if u got balls, pussy” >

I don’t understand how this guy can manage to speak at all with Putin’s dick so far down his throat. >

hes talking out of his butt. >

Spoken like a true terrorist. >

Breaking news: UN orders international bomber fleet to bombard Moscow with Russian translation versions of Dale Carnagie's 'How to Win Friends and Influence People'. >

Ah I see they’re taking the Chinese route to diplomacy, bold move. >

LMAO looks who's talking? the damn puppet of the century, "ex-president" of Russia, Putin's personal little bitch. >

What a racist, schoolyard taunt. I guess some Russians will say anything to avoid defenestration. But what's the Japanese PM's turnabout taunt, hmmm? What's more ethnically Russian than dying in droves....drove-dying with a samovar....filled with dioxin-laden kool-aid....at a tractor factory in a gulag? >

Good point. Dark, but yeah it fits. I never thought of it before, but it also typically russian to be slaughtered by machine gun fire in a winter forest. >

I’d be careful to anger the Japanese. Disrespect isn’t valued very high. >

Then he will no longer give a shit? 💩 >

This seems like something that’s gonna go over great with the Japanese /s >

Yeah, this is really likely to stop them talking about possibly acquiring nuclear weapons lol >

Says the man who history will mark as one of Putin's most subservient lapdogs. >

And for some reason Western politicians still think that you can reason with Russia, or come to some kind of agreement. >

It’s good to want to see the best in people, but sometimes there’s nothing there to see >

Lmao, does Russia want a rematch from their humiliating defeat a century ago ? >

That would be funny and judging by the quality of their army in ukraine war against Japan would be more embarrassing than last time they tried it. >

Seems like the Russian strategy has been reduced to wishfull thinking >

He's such a punchable face. I hope he gets Gaddafi'd with Putin and the rest of those fuckers soon. >

Isnt that what the Russian military is doing in Ukraine? >

Japanese PM says Medvedev should fall out a window. >

Why do we keep giving this turd our attention? This article explains him and his childish antics well. >

I suggest Mr. Medvedev himself should avoid windows and tall buildings, lest he suffer a "fall-out-of-window" accident, so prevalent among his colleagues. >

We say the same about you and Putin daily. >

I don’t like this man, he seems not very nice. >

The only one who should be committing seppuku is Putin after his disgrace in Ukraine >

Looks like Medvedev at least read something about honor and dignity, but still doesnt understand it completely. >

If we're sticking to racist caricatures, then Russian ex-President should drink a bottle of vodka , club his wife, assuming he still has one. and spin a revolver cylinder, and put the barrel in his mouth and pull the trigger. >

IMO not just the ex president. Every fucking Russian that supports this either in Russia or over seas should follow your philosophy. They're' not human. They're monsters.
Maybe it's time to step things up. Russia is our enemy, the sooner we realize this cold, crisp fact the better. >

Dickhead >

too much vodka >

Why anyone listens to Russians at all is beyond me at this point. >

Maybe the Russians can show him how. They seem pretty good at self-injury. >

So I guess Russia, especially Medvedev, doesn't think it ever needs to engage with other countries again. The amount of derogatory insults they've been slinging at world leaders/politicians is insane. 
I'm fine with it though as that shitty, fucked up country needs to be isolated for the sake of their neighbours if nothing else. There's nothing about them that makes them worth saving. >

They’re the kid at school who constantly talks shit and then weeps that nobody likes them >

Says, slurs… same thing >

He's giving the advice to the wrong man. >

Wow he sounds like a stable genus lol >

Russia = shit >

To which the Japanese might reply that Medvedev is clearly already working on the traditional Russian form of suicide -- drinking himself to death. >

Careful pal. We’ve all seen enough Hollywood to know, when you’re the asshole bad guy, and you say things like that, the final scene is always irony. >

Man needs to take his own advice. >

Ah, the nuances of diplomacy. >

“Vladdy do you think I’m tough yet?” >

Needless to say, when Medvedev "falls" out of a window in the next few years I'll get a good chuckle. >

Well, Russia, that was a particularly vile form of disrespect! I gotta say good job on insulting the only nation that has never been conquered by anyone. Not China not Mongolia not even you well us, but that’s it. Yeah antagonize them some more make the entire world hate you. >

and the nation that defeated russia in war too. >

“shameful subservience… disembowel himself”.. tell your friend in Bularus,oh you can add your name too,so we don’t have to hear your weekly”whining little bitch” >

You’re drunk. Go home. >

Why should he when Putin already voided his bowels while falling down a set of stairs? >

Go play some of that Russian Roulette... >

Spoken like a typical modern day Russian. I hope they (Russians) know how much they're hated around the world.  Invading terrorist scum.  Fuck Russia and fuck Russians to hell. >

Here we go, ridiculous statement of the day from this idiot. >

Big talk from a guy who will be doing some very enthusiastic window shopping as soon as he disagrees with Putin's favorite BTS member or whatever. >

How oddly culturally sensitive of him.