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I don’t know if you’re joking. Please don’t do this. Also internal hemorrhoids
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Like all parts of the body it matters who they are attracted to, what they are doing with it, and how horny you are. >

The third determinative factor accounts for more things than would be thought. >

Post nut clarity is a hell of a thing. >

That's why the first thing you should do after coming into money is jerk off. Post nut clarity and shame is going to slow down that spending spree. >


coming into money

Pervert. >

Glad im not the only one who read it like that. >

Dirty money >

Don’t forget it’s also one of, if not THE funniest body part. >

Unlike the funny bone, which is most certainly not funny if hit. >

Funny bone: Hey who you calling funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? I'll gives ya something to laugh about! 👊 >

Myeeaaah, see? >

Everything involving sex is pretty gross.  Considering kinks, that's probably all the human body. >

I mean tits aren’t gross, tbh it’s probably one of the most wholesome things given it’s actual purpose >

Given, but hence I said, "involving sex." Put a filthy dick or mouth on em...still gross.  Recently washed hands?  You got me there, but technically hands on boobs isn't sex.  Can be sexual, but not necessarily. >

Well, yes, but let’s ask done to it. The Thing itself isn’t. >

Why would god put a waste dump in the middle of a playground?! >

If God had created another hole exclusively for pooping, I bet horny people would still be licking and fucking it >

That hole already is technically exclusively for pooping..... >

That hole has always been exit only. The one or two in the front are more accepting. >

Two in the front? >

Urethral insertion, unfortunately, is a thing. >

I don’t like the sound of that. >

outstanding >

Friend of mine used to say, when he saw a woman with a nice butt, "That's too pretty to slice poop with." It's crass, but the guy was weirdly charming and when he said stuff like that it went over surprisingly well. >

"Check out the turd cutter on her!" >

That line got me kicked out of the family reunion. Grandma was not happy. >

That’s kinda the last thing you should be taking about at a family reunion. >

Well I had already finished talking about everything else >

Username checks out >

This thought crosses my mind every time I go poop. 
Like “why do I find this meat on others hawt?” >

Color, tone, shape and proportion. It's naturally visually enticing. Its sexual connotation, however, is a learnt attribute (same for boobs, when we perceive them through touch, we can also perceive shape, warmth and softness, but sexual feelings are learnt. This is due to associative learning). >

bro sounding like my ap psychology textbook... >

I do not sound like your ap psychology textbook, I AM your ap psychology textbook. >

A ap psychology textbook AND a Buddhist Melomaniac too? >

A rather cultured booty hole >

I'm not even a butt guy, I really only look at boobs. But somehow, even a good butt is attractive...doesn't make sense sometimes. >

well, i'm a butt guy who has the same thoughts on boobs. >

Nature is what nature does ... >

Hi, I'm Nature, and I make sure everything fucks...and dies >

Preferably in that order >

repeatedly >

I think a good butt indicates sturdiness too and that is somehow attractive to me. >

Butts are one of the really important parts of our bodies. You realise it when it is too late... >

What do you mean by realising when it’s too late? >

Anal cancer >

Sure, anal cancer would be shitty and a pain in the arse but surely the same goes for cancer anywhere? >

Actually a simple hemeroid would be enough to understand it. >

Simple fix. Just squeeze them like pimples.