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blast from the further past...
In Soviet Russia, treasure hunt you....
The Dutch have had these records for 75 years and sealed. That's enough time to dig up all the treasure and then release the maps to everyone else lol >

And that's about the summary of it all. >

Thats what they want you to think..... >

Someone call Tom Hanks. Tell him we finally found the grail. >

I would watch an Angels & Demons/Raiders of the Lost Arc crossover >

Toss some National Treasure in there and we've got a stew cooking! >

IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA >

Don't forget the Monuments Men. >

Don't forget the Goonies! >

Don’t forget Neal and Mozzie! >

Sounds like someone is trying to keep the treasure for themselves >

Yes, right under their azaleas. >

They've probably already dug it up a very long time ago. Those guys are just desperate for any lead. They should just buy metal detectors and go for a stroll on the beach haha >

well problem is, if people dont find anything, they dont stop. Look a Oak island. >

If you've never watched oak island, watch the newest show and your all caught up for life. >

That’s just what the templars WANT you to think! >

Templars?!?! Wanting you to think?!?! Could it be...snooze >

One too many Crown Royals, eh? >

Let’s slam some can!!!! >

It was from a bombed bank in Arnhem in 1944. Some soldiers took it and burried it. In it were some jewels, watches and stuff. Most comon theory is that, either the Germans dug it up shortly after or some Dutch People. Most treasure hunters are looking for it on private property, wich is off course illegal. I live near that village. >

Can't really blame anyone for not wanting crazy people digging up their lawns >

I have bark scorpions and rattle snakes. Best of luck to someone jacking around in my yard in the middle of the night.  I don’t even want to be in it. >

I can top you on that one bud. One half of my property has a mating pair of swans, and two mating pairs of geese. Plus a few angry ducks that think they are tiny geese. The only people they don't mind are me and my wife, and the emu.  
Then you have the other side of my property. 
I have two rescued Rhea, mating pair, that are very territorial on the other side of my property. I don't even go on that side of the property unless I have to. The only thing allowed over there is the emu and one of the cats, they fear the little voidling but despise the orange slob.
You have to be very brave, very dumb, or an emu which is somewhere in that mix, to trespass on my lawn. >

I love this, I would never question an emu >

He is Emma the Emu, neice picked the name she said Emma is a strong name for a boy not gonna argue with her. We got him because someone just dropped him off at a local animal shelter at about 2 weeks old. The literally left him in a dog kennel outside the door in winter, people piss me off. A friend of mine there knew I had Rhea's and figured an emu can't be that different so asked me if I wanted an emu. I'm not gonna say no to that, I might say no to an ostrich but only after some serious planning and realizing I can't take care of an ostrich. 
Yeah he is a big shaggy boy that does whatever he wants, he is very curious and gets along with pretty much everything. He made friends with the migrating Canadian geese, ive seen him inspecting local wild birds and they don't mind him. He is terrified of gophers though ive noticed. He gets curious and inspects what's happening, then after sitting there still for a while the gopher goes back to work scaring the shit out him and then you see a panicked emu running around the yard. It's hilarious. >

My family owns an ostrich farm that at any time is raising like 150 ostrich. You do not want one of these animals as a pet.  Females are sometimes docile as long as they aren't mating but both genders can slice your jugular in the blink of an eye or just kick the shit out of you. >

Indiana Jones put on the no flight list. >

Again. >

lol I thought that was a reference to him impersonating flight crew and attempted murder of a government official in The Last Crusade.
(Or bringing a loaded weapon as a carry-on in Raiders.) >

I thought it was going to be the time he landed on a taxiway. I was still surprised. >

When talking about Indiana Jones, one never knows where it will end up. >

Background info, the map wasnt recently discovered but was considered confidential and kept in an archive for decades. It has recently been released to the public hence the commotion. 
But if the map were to be real youd think someone wouldve gotten the map back sometime right after the war >

Done and dusted, whatever there makes the map irrelevant now I'd imagine >

Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
Or jewels and WW2 money. >

Metal detector $500, shovel $30
Opening inter-dimensional Nazi portal to hell: 
Priceless. >

Do you want Wolfenstein? Cause that's how you get Wolfenstein! >

Mein leben! >

And now imagine some German soldier drew the map back during the war entirely for them lulz, planted it somewhere and made sure the story is widely spread. >

I mean, let's imagine this to be real. So there's a German who hid it and he knew where he hid it. He doesn't know a map. He knows where he dug it up. So... Why shouldn't he just go back there and get it once the war is over? As far as I know, he survived the war.
And even if he didn't. He made the map, so other people saw it too. So maybe they did get it. Or locals that watched him. Or some folks who had to work there.
So if there's been a thing, it's likely gone for a long time. >

I think posting this on reddit, will definitely minimize the number of people trying to get to the treasure  lol >

I diggit. >

Blast from the past