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Friend of mine used to say, when he saw a woman with a nice butt, "That's too pretty to slice poop with." It's crass, but the guy was weirdly charming and when he said stuff like that it went over surprisingly well.
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Like all parts of the body it matters who they are attracted to, what they are doing with it, and how horny you are. >

The third determinative factor accounts for more things than would be thought. >

Post nut clarity is a hell of a thing. >

That's why the first thing you should do after coming into money is jerk off. Post nut clarity and shame is going to slow down that spending spree. >


coming into money

Pervert. >

Glad im not the only one who read it like that. >

Dirty money >

Don’t forget it’s also one of, if not THE funniest body part. >

Unlike the funny bone, which is most certainly not funny if hit. >

Funny bone: Hey who you calling funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? I'll gives ya something to laugh about! 👊 >

Myeeaaah, see? >

Everything involving sex is pretty gross.  Considering kinks, that's probably all the human body. >

I mean tits aren’t gross, tbh it’s probably one of the most wholesome things given it’s actual purpose >

Given, but hence I said, "involving sex." Put a filthy dick or mouth on em...still gross.  Recently washed hands?  You got me there, but technically hands on boobs isn't sex.  Can be sexual, but not necessarily. >

Well, yes, but let’s ask done to it. The Thing itself isn’t. >

Why would god put a waste dump in the middle of a playground?! >

If God had created another hole exclusively for pooping, I bet horny people would still be licking and fucking it >

That hole already is technically exclusively for pooping..... >

That hole has always been exit only. The one or two in the front are more accepting. >

Two in the front? >

Urethral insertion, unfortunately, is a thing. >

I don’t like the sound of that. >

outstanding