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Smash cut to Anubis saying: "I'm sorry, m8. But it ain't so light after all!"
Barbara Walters gets her first interview at the new gig. >

Should be a pretty hot interview. >

That’s fucked up and hilarious. >

2022 forcing in that last major death like I do that last slice of pizza. >

The day is young. >

Ah, too bad. What plans does everyone have for New Year’s Eve? >

Being surrounded by a bunch of Wooks at Madison Square Garden... And loving every single minute. >

Take care of your shoes, bud, and have a good time! Have a chicken sandwich for us who can't go! >

My shoes are firmly strapped to the ceiling... I've got a pocket full of tomatoes and sopressata in my bra! >

Don't forget to bring some TP or wipes. >

I bring a 4oz chef's condiment bottle and fill it up with water and a touch of soap at the sink. Personal bidet for when I'm dancing on the Bridge and it's 96°F up there... >

I went back to Florida for xmas. I missed my bidet so much. >

Next year: Somehow, Benedict returned. >

They fly now. >

They fly now. >

Just came from the Barabara Walters controversial comments. Warmed up and ready to go for this roast. >

Don’t know about Walters, but I’m sure Ratzinger’s roasting. >

Beautiful champ, beautiful! >

Everyone checking out before 2023. What do they know that we don’t? >

Ah yes the man who thought protecting evil child rapists was more important than protecting and seeking justice for their helpless victims!
Fuck
This
Guy
Too bad there isn’t a hell for him to go to! >

sitting in a castle filled with billions of dollars of precious antiquities stuffed into basement closets... doing the work that Jesus outlined... helping the poor. >

Former Head of International Criminal Organization to Commit and Profit From Child Rape Dies
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FTFY >

Don’t worry though, all those abused kids will be able to meet him in heaven. >

Shit like this is why I left the church and have had enormous hesitations about going back. Go on the r/Catholicism sub and the will preach about sex between two consenting queer adults being inherently sinful and a blight on western society. Meanwhile, they will bend over backwards to ignore if not actively defend these abusers, their associates,  and the heads of the residential schools. These men were pedophiles, perpetrators of cultural genocide, and in Benedict’s own words “filth”. To excuse their actions is vile. Helping cover up their abuses is incomprehensible. To suggest canonization is outright absurd. >

That must have been a very brave thing to do, were you ostracised for it?
(Sorry if that sounds patronising, not my intention) >

Thank you, and not as much. I went to a much more accepting and liberal church but even then our archbishop has had difficulty shutting his fucking mouth. I respect pope Francis a lot for coming out in support of same-sex unions, my fire and brimstone grandma had us watching programs that said I would go to hell for it. Our archbishop explicitly opposed him and asked if he was going to be accepting of incest next. It’s very funny getting moral directives from a guy with a dui under his belt. It really sucks, I felt a lot of spiritual connection and community in my church, and my priest was welcoming and downright inspiring at times, the establishment is just trash. >

Satan awaits this scumbag >

Nahh don’t bring Satan into this, this ain’t on him. >

They misspelled child rapist accomplice. Wonder if his grave will be easily pissable. >

Could not give less fuck >

Put a steak in its heart just to make sure. >

Reddit atheists is gonna have a field day with this one >

I don’t think atheists have much of a beef with this dead ex-pope. >

Atheist here. I'm just sad that there's no hell for him to go to considering how many child rapists he's helped. The flip side is that if Christianity was true then he wouldn't go to hell because he likely sincerely repented on his death bed so off to heaven he goes because reasons. >

It's weird to hear how many fellow atheists complain about the Christian God being cruel for having a Hell, but would also seem happy to create and throw people into such a place. >

You think its weird that people want someone to suffer after they help cover up child rape, and assist rapists in evading justice? >

Is eternal torment justice? >

Ask a Christian. >

I know what they would say, but they would be wrong. >

There are only ever two sith… >

the pope must have a new apprentice >

I literally have no sympathy for the "rottweiler of god" He couldn't even properly apologist for the wrongs of the church and hid all the molestation. >

Probably from Syphilis >

Ran out of refugee children to drain the essence from and  he starved. >

So long to the creepiest looking pope in recent history. Dude looked straight out of Central casting for "nefarious mastermind of evildoing" >

I mran... Sorry for some folks, I guess? I have a hard time feeling bad, that a guy covering for a lot of pedos, are dead of old age.
I'll cry for a pope, when said pope hands over all the kiddy fiddlers. >

2022 putting the zing in Ratzinger >

If I could care anyless I would >

So 2022 decided to end by taking out a couple pedo defenders. >

I guess the prayers didn't work >

No one can live forever, and 95 is decent enough life span. >

95 is actually an excellent run. >

Hitler youth member and pedo priest protector dies. Sounds like the start of something good to me. >

Im looking up the dude, he was required by law to join the Hitler youth, and his family hated the nazis. We can dislike a person without exaggerating how bad they were. Pedo defender is enough of a reason to dislike him. >

Yeah, I am not going to go after people who were kids and forced into the Hitler Youth, y'all would have been a part of it too if you were growing up in Nazi Germany. >

So he gets a pass for hitler youth and seems to learn nothing from association with monsters but wait goes on to give monsters a pass for rap*ng children. No fuck him and the entire dynasty. >

No one is excusing him for his actions as Pope, but I'm not holding something he was forced to join as a kid against him. >

What was his main health issue? >

being old >

And rapey >

nah that didn't kill him, that kept him alive >

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be …. unnatural >

I ate ham and potato soup last night. It was delicious, as always. >

Good riddance! Rest in piss! >

Bye Popa Palpatine, you were the reason I gave up catholicism. Letting pedophile priests run around and then adding three more deadly sins. >

I guess they were informed at the last minute that 2023 has a one-pope limit. >

He’ll be back in the next Star Wars trilogy. >

I hope this fuck doesn't make it out the gulag >

Gotta hit him in the head with a hammer now. >

This calls for a celebratory drink 🍸 cheers!