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Dude. I'm so sorry about the seafood and shellfish allergy. That has to suck cause you're in one of the prime spots for seafood. Maryland is one of the states known for seafood. 
I don't think it's too weird that you've never had coffee. Coffee is such an acquired taste. 
Do you not like cooked fruit or is it just an apple pie thing?
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Idk you ever see a frog? Gotta be like top 5 moments every time >

Top 2-3 for me tbh >

Unless you hate coffee with the fiery rage of a thousand burning suns. >

How can that be? >

By the time I put enough things into coffee to make it palatable to me I’m drinking sweetened milk. It’s just far too bitter for me. I do like the smell though. >

Try adding a pinch of salt. It counteracts the bitterness. 😉 >

Meh, I’ve made it 39 years without needing coffee every morning, I see no reason to change that. >

What coffee do you people drink!? The first time I tried it I hated it and still do to this day. >

Coffee I make at home is mid mid mid
Tim hortons and mcdonalds coffee is the shit, don't care what coffee snobs say, they taste really good. >

Maccas has bomb coffee and I'm sick of defending it to coffee snobs also... Don't have a tim hortons in my neck of the woods though. >

I prefer maccas coffee anyways. >

Is that a brand or a chain coffee place? >

It's what Australians call mcdonalds >

Thanks! >

No problem :) >

I’ve never had any.
First time I smelled it I said NOPE and never tried it. >

I love the smell of coffee. I am not a big fan of the drink though. >

I can dig that, it’s how I feel about apple pie.
It’s two things that normally weird people out about me instantly:


I’m born and raised in Baltimore but DEADLY allergic to seafood and shellfish


I’ve never had coffee