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popular amongst cannibals
Finishes rant and proceeds to unwrap entire Chipotle burrito and bite it in the middle. >

You’re a monster! >

*pours cereal and milk into mouth simultaneously >

My ""guilty pleasure"" breakfast is cheerios with orange juice, microwaved until splendidly warm. I usually drink it straight out of the bowl. >

A true agent of chaos, the hero we deserve >

I agree with this opinion. 
Continues drinking morning coffee from bowl >

Even better if you mix cereal into that coffee >

Listen, if you were a stranger out in public I wouldn't say anything as it isn't my business. However, if you were someone that I consider a friend or even just an acquaintance, it is my duty as a human to inform you that you are, in fact, a monster. >

I fear the OP >

So let me get this right, your unpopular opinion is that people should stop giving their unpopular opinions about food, which is an unpopular opinion on food which you said people should stop doing. That's meta as fuck lol! 
I'm just kidding really I understand what you mean but the whole point of this sub is to argue about opinions that don't really matter because it's fun. >

My stance when it comes to food is, you can do whatever you want with your plate…but don’t assume I want the same. As long as I can fix my own plate, I have no issues with others’ preferred ingredients. >

I couldn't have said it better myself! >

But, you can eat whatever you want in any way you want. Nobody is stopping you. Wanting a life without being judged though? It's just not possible. Just do your own thing and don't worry what anyone else thinks. >

I mean it’s entirely possible for people to just not give a shit about how other people put food in their face. It actually takes more effort to give a shit then to not. It’s remarkably possible, but it won’t happen simply because people like being judgey about completely inconsequential shit. >

Agreed for the most part. If I'm at a restaurant and someone near me is eating in a way where they are making a spectacle of themselves I'm going to silently judge them. 
As far as what people eat or how they like food prepared? I don't care at all. >

You’ve got a point, but I’m still judging people who eat rice with their hands. >

Buttchugs pepperoni pizza and Diet Coke smoothie
You’re damn right! I’m tired of hiding! >

You sound like a complete nightmare. Lol. >

I can't disagree :) >

Finally, an unpopular opinion!
(at least if you listen to the food snobs) >

just eat it the right way bro  /s >

What is the "right way"? >

As a drinker of 18-year-old Macallan’s single blend scotch mixed with rootbeer, I endorse this post.
Carry on, OP, carry on.
( Also, I practice what I endorse as I keep my mouth firmly shut when my buddy eats his fries with ketchup and gravy…) >

The one I find a bit on the unforgivable side is people who put ketchup on salmon....
Just no >

Yeah people who get upset over what others choose to eat are just weird to me, the idea of "you have to eat this combo" or "you have to eat it this way" is bizarre... if you are not eating it, why do you care >

anyone can eat whatever they want BUT i shouldn't have to hear about it. and they don't get to complain about the consequences of eating whatever they want. and i shouldn't be inconvenienced by people who eat trash and are barely functional because of it. >

Have you encountered anyone making these comments in a serious way? If so, I agree they need to get over themselves.
But ime, people who make these judgments usually do so in good fun. It’s one of those things we pretend to take more seriously than we actually do, because life is more fun when we get to rib each other over meaningless stuff from time to time. Like when you act appalled at someone for being a fan of the wrong sports team, or for not liking Back to the Future.
I’m convinced the snobs who act offended when someone orders their steak well done are just joshing around.
I give my girlfriend shit for eating her meals one dish at a time (like she has to eat all the mashed potatoes before moving onto the beans), but she knows it’s all in good fun. >

Completely agree. I’m still pissed at this one post on this sub where someone was extremely judgmental about people who drank more than one soda at dinner. Like you do what you want, but other people doing that affects you how????? >

I mean you do you, but drinking top shelf bourbon with Coke Zero is just wasting your money. Now don't get me wrong, there's a limit. Shitty liquor is shitty liquor and not only is some of it too disgusting to even be covered by the cola, and the quality of the alcohol itself can give you worse hangovers. At a certain point though you're not going to be able to tell the difference between say... a $40/bottle whiskey & coke and a $150/bottle whiskey and Coke. A lot of what you pay for at premium prices is very subtle and nuanced flavors, which will be completely masked by a sugary or artificially flavored/sweetened soda. >

Or they could just like the taste of the bourbon and coke zero. >

Yes, which is why I qualified it by saying that I understand choosing a mid range vs bottle shelf >

I like shoving fresh baked croissants up my ass. >

I’m not sure that counts as eating… 🤔 >

You’re spending too much time judging those around you and as a result you feel judged yourself. >

I think you are totally right. I basically have to defend myself every time I bring up I love pizza with pineapple, and we are talking about a well known food here >

Yeah, I don't get why some people are nitpicky on the way you eat food. Like, if they want to eat food in a different way then what the big deal? >

Not an unpopular opinion, because I think most would agree complaints like this are weird >

Eh, I'd rather not everyone devolve into trailer trash.  
Having standards for food etiquette is a good thing.  And it also also promotes intellectual curiosity and personal growth, to the extent you are learning to try new foods and new ways of eating [as that varies by culture and place].  
Sure, you could eat sushi with a fork.  But to me that's small minded, lazy, and stubborn.  Challenge yourself to try new things and get out of your comfort zone.  
Also, ordering any type of alcohol, low shelf or top shelf, with Coke Zero is barbaric.  That's something I can excuse for high schoolers experimenting with drinking.  An adult doing that is embarrassing.  It's like putting ketchup on a steak. >

nah you have dweeby lil habits you gettin roasted. Simple as that. >

Why do you put so much into others opinions then? >

Good question. I'm not sure why it affects me more than it should. Maybe I don't like being judged. >

I understand that, but at some point you'll be happy with your own decisions and not care what others opinions are. Maybe it will even possibly help you be alright with theirs >

Such a troll post >

How? >

I would agree but your examples are just weird >

I agree,I don’t eat meat but I’ve dated a full on vegan,we decided to go out for the day with our kids,it was a really hot day,mine asked for an ice cream which I was happy to get then his kid asked for one..he refused his kid an ice cream instead offering his kid water and a lecture about milk being taken from baby cows(his kid was only 4!),after that he’d complain every time I had a cup of tea with milk in,me being vegetarian wasn’t enough for him.I ended up ghosting him and I don’t regret it >

I totally agree!
starts mixing pepsi max with chardonnay >

Here you are talking about spaghetti and bourbon and I was imagining sharks and horses.