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I'm going to ne the first man to touch his cock tip to the lunar surface. >

Be sure to include the audio. >

Dusty chlop >

Huh? Do I dare look that phrase up? >

Apparently there is a story about a guy who stole a piece of moon rock from NASA to "have sex on the moon". Needless to say the specimen were contaminated with organic matter after that. >

The statement is still true though as that (if real) happened after the moon rock has been brought to earth. >

If I wear a glove and smack you, who smacked you? Me or the glove?