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  Well vampires are not supposed to be morally correct or anything along those lines. Stealing(prey) nor abiding by the moral codes is in their nature. 
  So they couldn’t care less about any of that. They hunt. And what’s exciting for a hunter, you ask? The chase, the thrill and the excitement of having an upper hand over your prey. So they indulge in sadism. Simple as that.
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  Look... There's nothing like pulling straight from the source. It's warm, vibrant, and you can feel the life leaving them which is a sweet bonus. Drinking some cold shit from a bag is just meh. >
  
  I prefer drinking ~~blood~~ lemon juice from a bottle rather squeezing a ~~human~~ lemon, but that may be just me. >
  
  I love eating juicy lemon slices >
  
  Most vampires are evil and like to kill. Prefer warm fresh blood. >
  
  Or just bite someone. You say it makes no sense. Vampires are usually evil soulless monsters. >
  
  The world has plenty of evil soulless monsters already, a vampire could blend in easily. >
  
  The point wasn’t about blending in though >
  
  Cold blood sustains, for sure. But most literature describes the 'kiss' as something pleasurable, addicting even.
  In the World of Darkness games it's even said to be better than an orgasm. 
  Now who wouldn't want that? >
  
  Unless the vampire consortium set up blood banks and thats why they are always "low" >
  
  Makes sense. As a frequent donor I shudder at the thought of providing free food to the vampire mafia. >
  
  Yeah but maybe it goes to orphan vampires, who parents were killed, at a cheap price instead of them having to fend for themselves. >
  
  If they are like human mafia I don't have much hope in that thought :( >
  
  well some are using the myth that vampires can't drink dead blood, like once it's outside of the body for awhile or from a deceased. >
  
  There's this really shitty vampire movie with Tom Hiddleston and Cate Blanchett playing a married vampire couple and they actually get all their blood from a doctor that steals it from the hospital's blood bank and sells it to them🤔 that's probably the only thing that makes any sense in this movie lol >
  
  Only lovers left alive. 
  Great movie! >
  
  Modern romance stories make no sense because sperm banks and labs exist ? >
  
  I’m evil bro!!! I’m nefarious bro!!! I commit atrocities bro!!! >
  
  Has anyone ever addressed the possibility that sharks are vampire dolphins? >
  
  Being that some people are just assholes I would have to say some vampires would just be assholes as well. Misery loves company. >
  
  Blood banks exist BECAUSE vampires. Now they don’t kill they just LIVE! >
  
  Do you ear an apple right after harvest or after it has laid on the shelf for a week?