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  "...so you learn to just accept this situations. There is nothing you can do. I am off inside for a cup of tea."
  
  I feel for the guy, but also laugh because this is the most stereotypical British response possible to this mess.
context: Time for some heavy duty bollards I guess. 
  On another note that link had more ads than a Rankr listicle. >
  
  sorry i was using adblock and didn't notice the ads. >
  
  Really? I too am using adblock and it is VERY obvious that if I were to disable it that I would have to replace this machine. >
  
  i never bothered to look at. >
  
  
  A BMW had smashed straight into the Alan Fish LTD electricals store
  
  Man missed, or ignored, the opportunity to call it Fish's Chips. >
  
  But he is carping on about it >
  
  It's like he did it on porpoise >
  
  For cod's sake stop this, you're giving me a haddock >
  
  This is bassinine. >
  
  This whole grouper is out of control >
  
  It's getting orca-ward now >
  
  I always have a whale of a time reading these >
  
  One more comment and I'm trout of here >
  
  Yeah salmon outta put a stop to this. >
  
  It’s an obvious spot to open an auto repair shop. >
  
  They should prioritize selling brakes >
  
  Driver didn't pay for the brake subscription package. >
  
  Driver accidentally put the indicators on and was so shocked at the new phenomenon that they crashed >
  
  They obviously thought that turning the indicators on put the car in some type of auto turn mode. >
  
  
  Alan, who lives just across the road and rents a flat above the shop, said: "There is nothing you can do. I am off inside for a cup of tea."
  
  the stereotype just write itself. >
  
  My grandma lives in a townhome complex with no normal traffic, a 10mph speed limit at basically a dead end. Her condo was crashed into two different times within a year around 15 years ago. Once by a very old woman who used the wrong pedals, and the other by an hysterical woman who was leaving her boyfriends house due to some disagreement. The world is a weird place >
  
  
  Once by a very old woman who used the wrong pedals,
  
  Not as uncommon as people tend to think. You don't need to be old for your feet to act on muscle memory and hit the wrong pedal. >
  
  Proof once more that "again" is the funniest word in the English language. >
  
  Not "Proof that 'again' is the funniest word in the English language, again"?