comment: >
  
  My grandma lives in a townhome complex with no normal traffic, a 10mph speed limit at basically a dead end. Her condo was crashed into two different times within a year around 15 years ago. Once by a very old woman who used the wrong pedals, and the other by an hysterical woman who was leaving her boyfriends house due to some disagreement. The world is a weird place
context: Time for some heavy duty bollards I guess. 
  On another note that link had more ads than a Rankr listicle. >
  
  sorry i was using adblock and didn't notice the ads. >
  
  Really? I too am using adblock and it is VERY obvious that if I were to disable it that I would have to replace this machine. >
  
  i never bothered to look at. >
  
  
  A BMW had smashed straight into the Alan Fish LTD electricals store
  
  Man missed, or ignored, the opportunity to call it Fish's Chips. >
  
  But he is carping on about it >
  
  It's like he did it on porpoise >
  
  For cod's sake stop this, you're giving me a haddock >
  
  This is bassinine. >
  
  This whole grouper is out of control >
  
  It's getting orca-ward now >
  
  I always have a whale of a time reading these >
  
  One more comment and I'm trout of here >
  
  Yeah salmon outta put a stop to this. >
  
  It’s an obvious spot to open an auto repair shop. >
  
  They should prioritize selling brakes >
  
  Driver didn't pay for the brake subscription package. >
  
  Driver accidentally put the indicators on and was so shocked at the new phenomenon that they crashed >
  
  They obviously thought that turning the indicators on put the car in some type of auto turn mode. >
  
  
  Alan, who lives just across the road and rents a flat above the shop, said: "There is nothing you can do. I am off inside for a cup of tea."
  
  the stereotype just write itself.