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  Makes sense. As a frequent donor I shudder at the thought of providing free food to the vampire mafia.
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  Look... There's nothing like pulling straight from the source. It's warm, vibrant, and you can feel the life leaving them which is a sweet bonus. Drinking some cold shit from a bag is just meh. >
  
  I prefer drinking ~~blood~~ lemon juice from a bottle rather squeezing a ~~human~~ lemon, but that may be just me. >
  
  I love eating juicy lemon slices >
  
  Most vampires are evil and like to kill. Prefer warm fresh blood. >
  
  Or just bite someone. You say it makes no sense. Vampires are usually evil soulless monsters. >
  
  The world has plenty of evil soulless monsters already, a vampire could blend in easily. >
  
  The point wasn’t about blending in though >
  
  Cold blood sustains, for sure. But most literature describes the 'kiss' as something pleasurable, addicting even.
  In the World of Darkness games it's even said to be better than an orgasm. 
  Now who wouldn't want that? >
  
  Unless the vampire consortium set up blood banks and thats why they are always "low"