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  Reminds me of the old riddle where the murder weapon was an icesicle that melted
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  But for some objects, like cotton balls, the target might die of old age first. >
  
  Shove a shit ton of cotton balls up the nose and down the throat ez >
  
  Down their throat would be sufficient (nose & mouth lead to the same airway) >
  
  Cottens balls can be very deadly if someone "try's to eat to many", just saying.. >
  
  Air? Not poisonous air, that would technically be considered a certain type of air that we call gas. I'm talking about air. The natural composition of the stuff we breathe. Not the pollution in it. Just. Air.
  Yes it's an object.  
  Honestly looking forward to being disproven bc I feel like there's a way, I just can't figure it out.
  And you can't say suffocation bc that's the opposite of killing someone WITH air. That's killing someone with the LACK of air. >
  
  Pump air into someone and let pressure build up until they explode? >
  
  Omg how did I not think of that? >
  
  Haha yeah you gotta get creative >
  
  Oh yeah I have an open carry for my assault toddler😂😂 get ready to be slobbered to death >
  
  TIL this man's toddler is an object. >
  
  Other than stellar objects, not including the sun. But if you get us to Mars or further to prove that assumption incorrect, more power to you. >
  
  True that. We knew that after we played Clue. Candle stick for the win! >
  
  Reminds me of the old riddle where the murder weapon was an icesicle that melted >
  
  Killing someone with a grain of cooked white rice would be difficult. >
  
  It gets in their left lung >
  
  But how would you make that happen? Surely it's going to just go into their digestion system 99% of the time. >
  
  It can get into their air duct, then cause an infection >
  
  But again, how do you ensure this happens? 😆 >
  
  They are constantly struggling for air >:) >
  
  This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.
  Remember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not "thoughts had in the shower!"
  (For an explanation of what a "showerthought" is, please read this page.)
  Rule-breaking posts may result in bans. >
  
  But for some objects, like cotton balls, the target might die of old age first. >
  
  Shove a shit ton of cotton balls up the nose and down the throat ez >
  
  Down their throat would be sufficient (nose & mouth lead to the same airway) >
  
  Cottens balls can be very deadly if someone "try's to eat to many", just saying.. >
  
  Air? Not poisonous air, that would technically be considered a certain type of air that we call gas. I'm talking about air. The natural composition of the stuff we breathe. Not the pollution in it. Just. Air.
  Yes it's an object.  
  Honestly looking forward to being disproven bc I feel like there's a way, I just can't figure it out.
  And you can't say suffocation bc that's the opposite of killing someone WITH air. That's killing someone with the LACK of air. >
  
  Pump air into someone and let pressure build up until they explode? >
  
  Omg how did I not think of that? >
  
  Haha yeah you gotta get creative >
  
  Oh yeah I have an open carry for my assault toddler😂😂 get ready to be slobbered to death >
  
  TIL this man's toddler is an object. >
  
  Other than stellar objects, not including the sun. But if you get us to Mars or further to prove that assumption incorrect, more power to you. >
  
  True that. We knew that after we played Clue. Candle stick for the win!