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context: League Of Legends player’s dream keyboard >
  
  If that was true the keys would say "Kill" "Yourself" >
  
  Nah, it would be "report" and "uninstall" >
  
  Just wait until Merami gets his hands on that. >
  
  he's streaming 600 fuck yous / minute >
  
  Valorant rated player in a nutshell >
  
  How fast can you stream with those keys? >
  
  240 bpm >
  
  Need to add a bloody key and sprinkle that in every once and a wile >
  
  fuck you no fuck you bloody fuck bloody fuck you bloody fuck blastard fucking bloody >
  
  I’m guessing that everyone downvoting you has zero clue where the reference comes from. >
  
  the real dream keyboard is if this was just one button >
  
  but then you couldnt do "you fuck" :( >
  
  Obviously you need a 4 key keypad for the most flexibility you would ever need stations these four words: 
  You
  Now
  Me
  Fuck >
  
  an osu players dream >
  
  Thats awesome. Where i can buy? :D 
  Need that for work >
  
  search "2k keypad" or "osu keypad" >
  
  Thanks a lot! It's ordered :D >
  
  “I’ll send you a tit pic to make up for it” >
  
  You Fuck >
  
  No, fuck huuuuuuuugggghhhhh! >
  
  I still have mines from when I used to play osu >
  
  How about ctrl-C and ctrl-V? Should be enough for most of the jobs :) >
  
  no one’s gonna talk about that fucking nail >
  
  Thought I was the only one that noticed. >
  
  Nurse Joy and Urethra Gaper... >
  
  Holding out for a knob. >
  
  Fuck You You Fuck >
  
  Perfect keyboard for Val >
  
  Alright I’ll say it. Fingernail 🤮 >
  
  but like, is it a bad hygiene thing or some type of health issue? >
  
  Looks like yellow glittery nail polish to me >
  
  ah ye. that’s a poor aesthetic decision imo >
  
  The perfect keyboard for online Speaker of the House voting. >
  
  When’s the group buy open??? >
  
  Redditors would be the primary market for this. >
  
  I bet they're clicky too >
  
  alternate them for "fuck you you fuck" >
  
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  That's Dream's keyboard?  What do the buttons say, "Cheat" and "Upload"? >
  
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  All i saw was the chat "...i send you a tit pic to make up for it" :D >
  
  Why have 2 buttons when 1 will do? >
  
  To be fair, when I was very young, I assumed that technically would progress so far that I could press 1 button that would constantly change to match the input desired / optimal output desired by the user. The scene in Ghost in the Shell (movie) where the guy's hands turn into octopus to type on a standard keyboard killed me with laughter.  Now I'm crying, cause predictive text can barely keep up with the random ass buttons I pressed in writing this. >
  
  walter and gretchen moment >
  
  Is that game warframe? >
  
  it’s valorant >
  
  Is it on pc? >
  
  yes >
  
  Add a comma and period. 
  You fck, fck you. Fck fck f*ck. >
  
  Perfect >
  
  Won’t this get you banned or at least warned? It’s basically a macro and macros are usually soft banned from competitive games like Valorant and LoL >
  
  Depends on the game I’d imagine. I have a permanent ban in a game that will remain unnamed for having  the software open in the background. I didn’t even use a macro let alone have one set for that game. The macros I have set are for when I 3D model in Blender… Gotta love the Spyware games install on our PC’s these days.
  Edit: bad English >
  
  why two buttons? To make “ You Fuck?” Could have been one button then haha >
  
  You you you you you you you you >
  
  But hey, at least it also works the other way around; ”You fuck”. Sounds like a praise to me. >
  
  [All] Urethra Gaper: you probably kiss girls, so no
  💀 >
  
  Dream keyboard, nightmare fingernail! >
  
  Fuck me? Yes, please >
  
  I have a dedicated GGWP button on my stream deck, we are opposites. >
  
  That is so cool. 
  Are you playing TF2? it has been a hot minute for me. I love that game. >
  
  Needs three keys. “F” “u” and “ck you” so you can input a “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you” adequate to your tilt level >
  
  At first, I thought someone called someone else a switch player lol >
  
  Osu player's wet dream >
  
  wtf is up with your nail man🫠 >
  
  comm ban speedrun >
  
  Hahaha that’s great!  I got a 3 key one similar to this for Xmas but can’t figure out how to program it! Any idea?! >
  
  The definition of endgame >
  
  Fuck is binded to alt, you is binded to f5