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  "Frankly, I'm pissed."
context: Arresting the journalists just looks like wetting himself again politically speaking. >
  
  Ironically, this also might be the Streisand effect. I bet this story doesn't make the world news if he doesn't arrest them. >
  
  I wouldn't have clicked on the video if he didn't arrest them. But now I've watched it twice, in detail. And I will remember him for this moment! President of South Sudan you say! >
  
  I could not have even said with complete confidence that there was  a President of South Sudan, but now that he's arrested them, this glorious moment of comedy now occupies way too many of my brain cells. Nice going, President Streisand. >
  
  I used to remember there was a President of Sudan because he wears that stupid cowboy hat W gave him, but from this moment on I will remember that he pissed himself. >
  
  Oh man everyone sees it but no one wants to acknowledge it >
  
  The emperor's new piss-soaked clothes >
  
  Six journalists arrested for filming South Sudan president watering >
  
  meawhile in the us we had this banger on all networks for a week >
  
  lmao what is happening here?! 👀 >
  
  I remember reading an account of it, apparently he didn't feel well before the dinner but went anyway. Then, during it, told the Japanese PM something to the effect of "I need to leave, I don't feel right" but he had misjudged all of it from before and during and couldn't hold it anymore so he started throwing up. Then, basically collapsed. The Japanese PM can be heard saying "Go, take care of your president" >
  
  CNN almost announced he died. I was watching headline news and the whole tone changed. The anchor yelled for someone to check the story before they announced it. >
  
  I had never seen this video before and I thought for sure that is what happened >
  
  The kazoo band makes it so much better >
  
  It does feel weird knowing that I might be able to move to Sudan and be the countries greatest alto saxophone player with my 7 years of training from 6-12th grade like 20 years ago. >
  
  If you do, you're still going to need a day job just like all the guys you're hearing in the band there. Do you know what your South Sudan day job would be? I don't want to know. >
  
  Guy who claims responsibility for urine puddles so the president can save face >
  
  Sees presidents pants start getting wet, whips out dick and pisses on president, hopes that's what the job description meant. >
  
  If peeing your pants is cool, consider me ~~Miles Davis~~ the president of South Sudan. >
  
  I, for one, appreciate knowing the fact that the President of South Sudan leans left. >
  
  A friend of mine took a casual poll with random guys asking if their dick hung left or right. It was for some college class. Can't remember the outcome, but a lot of dudes saying it went straight forward lol >
  
  Was the poll taken in Winter? >
  
  I have previously worked with South Sudan and I distinctly remember being told by someone in the know that it was important that all audience with Salva Kiir and his... officials (read: militia, and that's being generous) had to be conducted before noon. Why? Because by early afternoon they would already be too drunk to get anything done.
  Hard to say if that is the reason for what is happening here but I wouldn't say it's unlikely. >
  
  I worked with an ambassador to South Sudan from my home country, and their office had the Minster of International Development (in charge of millions of $s in foreign aid being sent there) visit the country. Set aside a meeting with Salva Kiir’s office for a specific time slot and everything months in advance. 
  Time comes for the Minster to visit, and the President’s office forgot that they were coming. Thankfully, the Minster wanted to visit Bentiu and Malakal, so that burned a couple days. 
  Comes back to Juba for the new appointment time, and not only are they not given an official greeting, they are practically harassed for daring to show up. Made to wait for about 2 hours in a closet-like room, and then finally get the visit for about 15 minutes. 
  Definitely an interesting time being there. I had official foreign military badging, and was one of the few permitted to carry a sidearm in public. Tried to keep to myself in public, but when the people see you as a walking moneybag, you tend to stick out very easily. >
  
  Very interesting story >
  
  Dug deeper and apparently this guy always wears a black cowboy hat because W gave him one during a White House visit >
  
  Too bad Trump didn't gift him some diapers. >
  
  He used them all up while playing tennis >
  
  I wonder if he's actually incontinent, or of the daily fast food intake makes him shit liquid. >
  
  Por que no los dos? >
  
  What did the editor of the South Sudan Broadcasting Corporation say to his journalists when he called them into his office?
  Urine Trouble >
  
  Which one of you leaked this?