comment: >
  
  Unironically it likely isn't.
context: But, if you look at other studies, it literally changes by the week which brands are high and which brands are low. It's because they're constantly buying more beans and the beans come from different farms. If they have one good test it's because they bought one good batch. Every brand has this problem from time to time and there's not really much that can be done about it short of rebuilding the chocolate supply chain from the ground up.  Every time you do this kind of test you're going to catch a few brands out and it's going to be basically random which ones had the high numbers in which one didn't. >
  
  Maybe a rebuild is just the medicine, if not for the ~~chemicals~~ heavy metals, then the slavery. >
  
  Just to be a petty pedant, as elements on the periodic table, heavy metals are not technically chemicals unto themselves. >
  
  Reasonable clarification. Nothing petty or pedantic imo. I ain't no nerd. Thanks >
  
  Bitch I aint no nerd! >
  
  That reminds me, I'm heading to Levines, if anyone needs pants. >
  
  Yo, here’s what youre gonna do. You’re gonna walk up there. Get me a chicken sandwich. Okay bitch. And a Dr. Pepper. FOR FREE! >
  
  Whatever happened to that guy? Didn’t his videos like disappear from the internet? >
  
  That would be....unforgivable... >
  
  Love me a good cadmium egg around Easter >
  
  If I had a nickel every time I heard that one! >
  
  Talk about burying the lead. >
  
  Yes copper, this punster right here. >
  
  You guys had to steel all the good puns, huh? >
  
  Steel isn't an element you boron. >
  
  Oh the irony of your correction. >
  
  That guy sucked up all the oxygen in the room, and now everyone left, and I hadn’t even metal of them yet. >
  
  You guys are really on Tin ice! >
  
  All the good puns Argon, I gassed out >
  
  From the related article:
  
  In a proposed class action filed on Wednesday, Christopher Lazazzaro said he would not have bought or would have paid less for Hershey's Special Dark Mildly Sweet Chocolate, Lily's Extra Dark Chocolate 70% Cocoa and Lily's Extreme Dark Chocolate 85% Cocoa had Hershey disclosed their metals content.
  
  "I'm not saying I wouldn't eat leaded chocolate, I just think the price is outrageous." >
  
  Sounds like something Homer Simpson would say self-righteously >
  
  This is the most lead you've had in your chocolate so far...