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context: This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.
  Remember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not "thoughts had in the shower!"
  (For an explanation of what a "showerthought" is, please read this page.)
  Rule-breaking posts may result in bans. >
  
  There's no first if there isn't a second. That's why they call it first in the furst place. >
  
  Except for underground cave dwellers that lived in the basement. >
  
  No basement if there is no first floor. Modern building codes require one-story buildings below ground to be labeled “A”, “Ground level”, or “First floor”.