comment: >
  
  Emotional support nope rope.
context: I am sick and tired of these mother fucking snakes in this mother fucking plane! >
  
  I seriously was confused why some pretty decent modern art was the photo for this story. More coffee incoming. >
  
  "Hello, Daniel Radcliffe? This is Samuel L. Jackson. I got snakes on my mthrfckn' plane and I need you to talk to 'em in that snake language you learned playin' Harry Potter."
  "Mr. Jackson, that was just a movie. There's not-"
  "PARSELTONGUE, MTHRFCKR! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!" >
  
  🤣 I heard this in my head. Thank you. 😊 >
  
  Boa constrictor snake, you say. >
  
  Golden retriever dog >
  
  A four foot snake is "Huge"?
  Come on.  Clicky baity