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  The victim suffered a wound to his abdomen that was about 1/2 to 3/4 of an inch in length.
  
  Was he stabbed with a push pin?
context: A man in my city got stabbed in the hearth when he came inbetween an intoxicated man arguing the cashier. Was saved by two surgeons doing a perfect operation. >
  
  Home invasion stabbings are terrible. >
  
  That gets to the hearth of the matter. >
  
  Shit like this is why you never chase shoplifters. There's not a damn thing in any store that's worth getting hurt/killed for. >
  
  And this is why company policies say don't do that, just let it go. People suck. >
  
  Hell yeah...that's what insurance is for.    
  I sure as shit don't want my tombstone to say "Here Lies SixIsNotANumber, Shanked Over A 99 Cent Package Of Gummy Bears".
  That's just embarrassing, yeah? >
  
  I wouldn't say embarrassing but definitely needless. >
  
  And my parents wonder why no one does anything about shoplifters. >
  
  Cellmate: "What are you in for"
  Guy: "They said I stabbed a guy"
  Cellmate: "Owed you money? Over a woman?" 
  Guy: "Gummy Bears"
  Cellmate: "Haribo?" 
  Guy: Look of Is there any other kind? >
  
  Okay but, I do fancy some Albanese from time to time >
  
  Albanese is better and they make gummy frogs >
  
  Albanese are S tier! The sours are transcendent as well! >
  
  Lol I’d never for my employer >
  
  Gummy bears are the favorite of children and unhinged people.
  Should have told security and leave it at that. >
  
  has Boulder become some kind of violent hellhole in the last 10-20 yrs? I dont remember hearing about these random shootings and stabbings when i lived in the area >
  
  They happened, they just weren't as public. >
  
  Priorities people! The gummy bears ain't worth it.... The signed first editions on the other hand though..... >
  
  That worthless piece of shit should be charged with attempted murder and spend a good portion of it's useless life in prison away from civilized society. >
  
  If you see someone steal from a massive corporation, NO you didn’t. >
  
  Just let them go and then file a report about it. Your life isn't worth their crapoy products. >
  
  The shoplifter who stabbed the manager is a piece of shit. However, the manager is stupid for confronting the shoplifter, particularly after he had already left the store. He tried to play hero and learned he isn't one. >
  
  A Republican, at a Barnes & Noble's?
  Holy fuck, they can READ?!!! >
  
  They probably went in to use the bathroom >
  
  "Bros got that dawg in him" >
  
  There's still Barnes & Nobles out there? >
  
  Yes, and they have free gummy bears! >
  
  Only costs one knife wound. >
  
  Uncle Leo? >
  
  It's bookstore dammit. See what happens when you try to diversify? >
  
  Those must have been the world's best gummy bears, if they were worth an assault charge. >
  
  B&N still exists?!