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  To the surgeon before open heart surgery “hey doc you know what trust is? Trust is two cannibals performing oral sex on each other.”  He didn’t make it out of surgery which would normally be sad but when you end it with such a banger you can’t be too upset about it.
context: Can we call it what it is, Domestic Terrorism. >
  
  Right-wing attacks never count as terrorism. >
  
  When its right wingers abroad we typically refer to them as “freedom fighters” >
  
  If a crime fighter fights crime and a firefighter fights fire then I wonder what freedom fighters fight?
  -George Carlin >
  
  I miss him. He was great! >
  
  Same, him and Bill Hicks are neck and neck for GOAT in my world. >
  
  Robert Shimmel and Rodney Dangerfield as well. >
  
  Never heard of Shimmel but do you know Dangerfield’s last words?  Epic to say the least. >
  
  Shimmer is a genius, were dangerfields last words "I tell ya I get no respect.