comment: >
  
  Merry Christmas, Phil!  Santa brought you a very special present this year!  It's... (reads the message)  ...Oh my.
context: How do you possibly fuck up that badly >
  
  I can speak from experience, I really you have the black plague seek hospice care immediately spellcheck.. >
  
  ...What? >
  
  Typo, meant to say happy new years and always use spellchecker..