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  John Bolton isn’t Presidential material for a true big party split. You need a DeSantis for that. Maybe he can be Liz Cheney’s running mate on her ticket or something.
context: Of all people who could run, I think Bolton would impact Trump the least >
  
  Now if it was Michael Bolton, then we'd have a competition on our hands. >
  
  The singer or the Initech guy? >
  
  That no-talent ass clown! >
  
  Why doesn't he just go by Mike?? >
  
  No way, why should he change, he's the one who sucks. >
  
  I'm sure Bolton would siphon dozens of potential Trump votes. Two or three dozen at least, if he gets on the ballot in every state. If the stars align and he has a big extended family, he might come close to triple digits. >
  
  You have extremely high hopes for this campaign. >
  
  This guy may be more delusional than Trump. >
  
  Un-fucking-likely.  Bolton is a Fox contributor with an active Twitter account.  Good luck, little.donny. >
  
  Trump has a cult of people who have reorganized their entire personality around him >
  
  Bolton has more leftover baggage than SW Airlines >
  
  (golf clap) >
  
  I have a better chance of being president than Bolton, and, keep in mind, I have no plans to ever run. >
  
  I just voted for you. >
  
  … by mail. >
  
  Present >
  
  John Bolton, the guy who forged documents to show that Saddam had WMDs so that congress would vote to go to war with Iraq? That guy? >
  
  Yep.  That guy. >
  
  Lmao who would vote for him? >
  
  Weird hardcore nationalists/ John Birch Society types.
  It's wild people are laughing at this, because the people that "MAGA" dogwhistling is really meant to target know and love John Bolton. He's like their dream candidate. >
  
  The MAGA's I am related to and work with would never vote for Bolton over Trump.    That's why people are laughing, Bolton is being ridiculous. >
  
  Let him get out there and start trashing US relations with China, the EU, and the UN and watch your relatives’ eyes get glassy as they’re entranced by the words they’ve waited their whole lives to hear.
  The only reason Bolton isn’t a major figure in American nationalism with his own little cult is that he cares more about hating the rest of the world than he does about being popular. He’s got decades of “I was the one that first said we should fight with _____” to cash in with these war monkeys. >
  
  Trump said all that stuff, including trashing NATO and on.  No one would argue that Bolton is not a hawkish neocon, but I would and do argue that he won't pull any significant amount of votes from Trump. >
  
  Yes, John Bolton, universally hated by the left, right, and middle...sounds like a great strategy. >
  
  Hey,  Dick Cheney is still alive.
  That's one vote. >
  
  Ah yes. More losers for the primary to suck up neverTrump votes to ensure Donald wins. >
  
  Pence could suck up more votes than Bolton, and Pence isn't getting any votes. >
  
  Actual quote: "I’m going to seriously consider getting in." >
  
  You can’t argue with conviction like that! >
  
  oh -barf- >
  
  Yep, we need a deranged Yosemite Sam to stop the deranged orange tv personality. >
  
  Ha. That is all. >
  
  The only one that could beat Trump is DeSantis. Bolton will fail. >
  
  HOLY SHIT that is the wildest thing I've read in years!
  Like Roger Stone is possibly the only other guy I'd be less likely to think would ever run. >
  
  Stone would never go against Don. >
  
  As a Republican or as an independent? If he runs as a Republican he'll get like 1% of the vote. If he run as an independent/third party he'll get like .1% of the vote. >
  
  
  If he runs as a Republican he'll get like 1% of the vote.
  
  I think you need to move the decimal point to the left a couple spaces. >
  
  Great, the choise between a strap on and and a bolton... >
  
  I bet Trump voters will flock to Yosemite Sam's less charismatic brother. >
  
  John Bolton can kiss my ass.  He is just another person, of many,  who was a part of the administration that decided not to do anything while the shit was going on, instead waiting to include it in a book.
  fuck him. >
  
  Fuck off mustache... You thought holding out information to sell a book was more important than testifying and attempting to hold Trump accountable for breaking the law. >
  
  Lol k >
  
  Nothing inspires the base like three week old cold coagulated gravy that lacks spine. Sounds great! >
  
  Who would vote for that clown? >
  
  Himself. >
  
  Bolton will run on a campaign of unending war, perpetual suffering, and a super rich defense industry. How can he lose? /s >
  
  Armed with kompromat, compelled by kompromat, or both? >
  
  And his mustache will be VP! >
  
  I wonder if Mike Pence would make his Beard the VP. >
  
  Doesn’t more candidates running against Trump help him? Pretty sure he won the primary in 2016 because it was crowded. >
  
  He's afraid Tr#mp might get back into office and go after him personally for the books and stuff. I wouldn't put it past Tr#mp to do it either... would probably sign an Executive Order requiring anyone with the name "John Bolton" to be clean shaven. Tr#mp probably isn't that creative, but there's a non-zero chance of that actually happening. >
  
  He has the stage presence of a coat rack. >
  
  Narrator: he knew was he said was egregiously stupid >
  
  These jokes just write themselves. >
  
  So, bolton, benedict donald and desantis so far, and bolton thinks he’s the guy to at least stop the donald who may yet get his pick for speaker? >
  
  How Biden wins without trying. >
  
  In what freakish hell is John Bolton the lesser of two evils? >
  
  how is this even a sentence? >
  
  No more old white dudes >
  
  Well he does have the Hawkish Mustachioed Muppet vote locked in - so pretty much 50% of those dudes in the balcony.   Sadly, neither is a US citizen. >
  
  That’s the most messed up thing I’ve read today.. >
  
  He’s going to start a war if elected. >
  
  Nothing this guy does is selfless. Jon Stewart hates this guy, and with good reason: Bolton treated his own employees horribly. >
  
  President John Bolton’s Moustache. >
  
  omfg when does this crazy shit end. >
  
  Bolton says this story is hogwash. He told the British tabloid he could possibly run and they turned it into a "vow." Don't believe the Brits style of journalism. >
  
  everybody: "...."
  bolton: "ugh.... fine.. guys, i get it. i'll step up to the plate"
  nobody: "good call!" >
  
  Delusions of grandeur.
  John Bolton is a laughing stock to everyone but himself. >
  
  After the orange stains can the White House actually handle all of his moustache? >
  
  Well, that'll shave 2% off him in the primaries.
  Wait, that doesn't sound right... let me check my math...
  There we go, I misplaced a decimal... make that 0.02% >
  
  Pretty much charging Trump with his coup crimes would do the trick too..instead here we are with most of the government turning a blind eye, covering it up or frankly just more concerned with political theatre to simply charge the f ing guy. >
  
  I fucked up with Trump but I will wager that Bolton will do nothing more than make a tiny and insignificant blip in the polls for a GOP primary. There is zero chance that mustache makes it to the Whitehouse. >
  
  Ah i see bolton is going for the coveted "dick cheney" vote. Real winning strategy there mr war mongerer. >
  
  Yeah those two votes will do it for sure... >
  
  Now that is comedy >
  
  The hilarity never ends as another clown joins the bullshit three-ring
  circus sideshow of freaks...   Bolton would get even less votes than Pence, and stop absolutely nothing in 2024. >
  
  translation: blowhard keeps blowing and making big sounding promises he will never have to keep. >
  
  Oh, for fuck's sake. Let's all run for President! 🙄 >
  
  Yeah, me too >
  
  clowns, all they got are clowns. >
  
  The man has viewed being a contrarian and disliked as a mark of success and now thinks he can develop popular support? >
  
  It's a great way to make money and lobby for a cabinet slot >
  
  I hope you all are ready, because Liz Cheney is going to be the next president. >
  
  Must be writing another book >
  
  At least we’ll have more Dana Carvey on Colbert. >
  
  Who ? >
  
  This is a non-story. No Trump slappies would ever vote for this dude. Pure grift campaign.