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context: No pictures of this river??? Who write these articles. >
  
  20 gallons? Man, that's not a river. That's not even a stream. I mean, don't get me wrong, that's enough for roughly 4,700 servings of Eggs Benedict. That's a lot of butter, man. But I'd hardly consider it a river. >
  
  Its amazing how thin of a story this is compared to how the guardian articlde was written. stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. >
  
  As thin as 20 gallons of butter dumped into a fucking canal >
  
  You know as soon as I put my waiters on and get down there they will tell me its margarine. >
  
  This is Wisconsin. We don't fuck around. We have laws against serving fake butter in restaurants and schools. That's the good shit down there :D >
  
  I've never understood why on earth would anyone have fake butter. It's almost the cheapest thing in the store. Milk and butter are in most recipes. Butter is fantastic on most dishes. >
  
  Health reasons, I imagine. But even comparing higher quality butter like Kerrygold to land o lakes or Kroger makes you question your entire life. Add parkay or some goofy shit and it's like eating bathtub caulk. >
  
  The only thing more Wisconsin would be a river of beer cans. >
  
  And cheese curds. >
  
  Mix them together... beer cheese >
  
  Beer cheese soup with some popcorn sprinkled on, mmmm >
  
  Homer Simpson's stream of dreams >
  
  need to toss Milk Duds in that butter >
  
  Just need a semi full of lobster to tip over now >
  
  Popcorn. Tons of popcorn. >
  
  It would make the Speaker vote better. >
  
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  sent a river of melted butter flowing across the factory floor and into nearby storm drains, where it clogged a historic water artery.
  
  Going to need a few kilos of Lipitor. >
  
  And a weather balloon angioplasty >
  
  Yes that's what I wanted, a stock photo of butter. >
  
  Now that’s one way to clog an artery >
  
  Ghee, that’s terrible >
  
  Something tells me their profit margarines are going down. >
  
  I hope this doesn't become an excuse for grocery stores to raise the price of butter like they did eggs ($8.98 currently for an 18 pack of eggs where I am). >
  
  Why tf are eggs so expensive? Are you in WI too or is this a widespread issue? >
  
  Bird flu last year caused an egg shortage. Over 50 million chickens were infected between February and December. >
  
  Good thing they keep them packed like sardines at those "farms" too. Makes them easier to round up and kill. >
  
  Someone needs to "clarify" this news. >
  
  Someone tell Paula Deen >
  
  When you eat fish to maintain a healthy cholesterol levels, only to find the fish has unhealthy cholesterol levels. >
  
  It will float on top of the water, so they should be able to skim off a good portion of it at least. >
  
  Yep. Just skim it off, package it back up, call it “artisan” butter, sell it for twice the cost! >
  
  That isn't very Wisconsin of them, that should be rivers of cheese. >
  
  Oh no we do butter big too. If you go to Woodmans (insane local grocery store) the butter section is massive. That being said the cheese section is bigger (it’s about the size of the average dairy section at a Walmart) all said the dairy section is the size 2-4 full length aisles at a Walmart. The liquor section is about the size of a large CVS and the cheapest around. >
  
  Oh man, moved to Charlotte from Chicago 5 years ago and still miss Woodmans. We do a drive up to the one in Kenosha every couple months and yes load up in the liquor section. Anyone who doesn’t think WI means business with butter has apparently never heard of a butterburger >
  
  Were you in the city? If not, why not hit the one at Orchard and 88? Much closer. >
  
  One of the NW suburbs (Mt Prospect) and I think it was a little easier hitting Edens than getting out to 88. Once they redid the section past the 294 merge that was spectacular roadway to drive. Also, I think the IL stores opened later and we just got used to going to the Kenosha location >
  
  That's fair. NW suburbs makes sense to go up there. Plus you can get spotted cow in Kenosha. >
  
  Homer Simpson just entered the chat >
  
  That's slightly more butter than I use to make french toast. >
  
  Them trouts gonna be really tasty. >
  
  You know somebody recorded those firefighters trying to climb stair covered with 3 inches of butter while manhandling a 100+ pound fire hose.
  Damn, I hope that somebody posts the video >
  
  This is the most Wisconsin thing I’ve ever heard. >
  
  20 gallons of butter is a story but oil leaks are not? >
  
  I know in context this is kinda humorous, but dairy discharged into waterways is an absolute ecological disaster downstream. >
  
  The pictures are pretty crazy... >
  
  Shell pile! Shell pile! >
  
  Were there any lobsters in that waterway? >
  
  Cant the americans just group up and drink it all? They will probably be doing that anyways, so why not now. >
  
  That's going to be one hell of a cleanup job inside the factory too. >
  
  Wow, imagine the rodent problem this town is going to have in 6 months with all that butter out there >
  
  I don't imagine the local predators will have to work too hard. The rats will surely keel over from heart attacks. >
  
  How ‘bout we make it into a new sport, Ae?
  Something like potatoes & pool cues, pancakes and paddle spoons, or noodles & nickers >
  
  “The hose line got so full of butter they couldn’t hang on to it any more.”
  Huh.  Buttery hoses are hard to grasp. >
  
  Pictures or it didn't happen. >
  
  How the fvck you have a story like this but no pics? >
  
  This is the most American problem I’ve seen in awhile >
  
  They better cream up right away! >
  
  Finally , a life sized visualization on what's happening to my arteries due to all the butter I cook with! >
  
  That melted butter cut through the waterway like a hot knife through butter. They're going to have to butter up the firemarshall. >
  
  Sounds cheesy if you ask me >
  
  Just need a corn factory to catch on fire now >
  
  I wonder how it would feel to be melted alive by a river of molten hot butter. 
  Probably something like this (nsfw) >
  
  Isn't this one of the first signs of the apocalypse? A river of butter something something bad?