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  What kind of self respecting wino keeps wine around long enough to worry about it going bad? 
  Slap that goon!
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  Bold of you to assume that depressed adults don't prefer Capri sun. >
  
  I stab at the! >
  
  For the watch...🔪 >
  
  More like winos on a budget.
  That said, boxes wines aren't always cheap, either... And they keep MUCH longer than pretty much any other container used for wine.
  Source: Previous wino. ;-)