comment: >
  
  WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PISSING INCIDENTS IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK
context: The look the two guys in blue on the right give at the end is priceless. >
  
  Like, "should we piss ourselves too?" >
  
  Follow the Leader >
  
  By arresting them, you have announced to the entire world that you have pissed yourself. Good job! >
  
  The Streisand effect. >
  
  Absolutely. Did not hear this story but I know it now. >
  
  That’s a pretty serious leak if you know what I’m saying >
  
  And possible turtle 🐢 out the back door too. >
  
  The lengths people will go to get melon armor. >
  
  Well maybe if he had listened to mom and went before they left for the event, then maybe this wouldn't have happened at all. >
  
  He likely sentenced his mom to death long ago. >
  
  Which one of you pissed my pants?! >
  
  I did.
  I not only pissed, but I shitted and camed them too. >
  
  I saw the video. There was no "seemingly" about it. That guy was well-hydrated. >
  
  /r/HydroHomies >
  
  Question is - did he know he was doing this and did it anyway (wetting himself) or is so demented that he can’t tell … (in which case he will be déposa le). >
  
  There's a long-standing rumor that he's an alcoholic. >
  
  Imagine being arrested for a president pissing his pants.  Wow... >
  
  You are surprised a dictator known for torture and killing journalists would be pissed off at someone exposung him urinating on himself? >
  
  Of course he was pissed, that's what the video showed >
  
  hehe :-) >
  
  The look the President has in the picture is one of someone wondering who else saw them piss their pants in public >
  
  Probably quite a few people, as he was standing in front of a crowd when he did it. >
  
  …not to mention the 500k internet strangers who’ve now seen the video. >
  
  Barbara Streisand effect is gona hit him like a brick >
  
  The average south sudan person has been alive roughly the same length of time this man has been president. >
  
  Seemingly? Dude pissed himself. >
  
  He could've rode this off into the sunset instead of detaining journalists.
  " YES MY GENITALS LEAK FOR ALL OF YOUR DAUGHTERS SO WE CAN EXPAND OUR UNITY."
  Instead he got oops held it too long because I drank more water than they get, got nervous  and pee peed. >
  
  Well if peeing ya pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis >
  
  be-dah-be ya-ba-dee yooo >
  
  He deserves to be humiliated. Isn’t he responsible for pushing out his people for oil on the land they live on? >
  
  CNN: "...seemingly..."
  Bruh...dude pissed his pants.  What else doe it seem like? >
  
  Both sides were investigating a leak. >
  
  I highly recommend watching the video if you have the means. It's so choice. >
  
  No seemingly about it >
  
  you don't want the make him pissed >
  
  Well pissed! >
  
  I've seen worse >
  
  Good job not putting attention on it constantly.... >
  
  I saw the video. He was clearly establishing dominance. That is all. >
  
  Maybe don’t piss yourself? Or see a doctor? >
  
  Wow, he seems pissed. >
  
  Why's he so pissy about the news? >
  
  Just be Trump and wear a diaper. >
  
  My guess is that he often does, and he just forgot he wasn't. >
  
  He went commando >
  
  He didn't learn anything from Tokugawa Ieyasu's example. Just say you were making lemonade. >
  
  Even the ones who think they are so eloquent are subject to these types of circumstances... >
  
  Seemingly? BTW - who’s the sheriff? >
  
  Dude didn't even realise he pissed himself until he felt it trickle down his leg >
  
  Can we also acknowledge how bad the band is too >
  
  I'll be playing that glorious music in my head the next time I have a piss.