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  And chicken salad and a chicken salad are two different things
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  A friend used to eat chicken and egg mayo sandwiches because he liked to “eat the entire family”. Obviously it’s not particularly correct but it is quite funny. >
  
  There's also another meaning for that word. :) >
  
  It's a hentai word, isn't it? >
  
  Ya meaning boning both mom n daughter >
  
  So it's the same meaning? >
  
  No but actually yes >
  
  i get what you mean but nah, that's like saying eating fried eggs is eating fried chicken or like a woman's period is a bunch of children. >
  
  Munching on an ovary like it's caviar. >
  
  I wish I could unread that. >
  
  It’s not, it’s technically chicken egg salad. (If it’s made with chicken eggs). >
  
  You gonna say you had a "chicken egg omelette"? >
  
  I say 'fried chicken ovulation' >
  
  Scrambled cloaca excretions >
  
  "Selected Scrambled Cloaca Excretions" If you really want to work the upper tier market. >
  
  It’s not thou. There is no chicken in egg. It’s unfertilized. >
  
  I mean, it’s still chicken dna >
  
  By that logic is milk still a cow? >
  
  Literally yes. It comes from a cow.
  Is your toe nail not human? >
  
  I guess trimming my toe nails is murder. I will hence forth start naming my toe nails, my big toe nail is Steve. Steve will be applying for a job at McDonalds on Monday as he is a human. >
  
  Nah, it's dead material. No cells or dna in there. >
  
  There is most definitely DNA in toenails. >
  
  I was under the impression that the end bit you cut off is basically just keratin. Just like hair. Can't get DNA from that unless you have the bit where it grows from.
  But it's still early and didn't check if it's right so apologies if this is misinformation. >
  
  By your logic giving blowjob and swallowing is same as cannibalism. >
  
  Well, there's eating pussy, eating dick, eating ass.
  All forms of oral sex in cannibalism to some degree. Eating the dead skin cells still counts. >
  
  If that's the case then I'm going to go and make a chocolate beefshake later today >
  
  Egg salad is prechicken salad. Chicken salad is postegg salad. >
  
  Chicken salad is selectively aged egg salad. >
  
  Mmmmmmmmmmmmm this is gonna turn into a “is it a chicken when it’s been fertilized or has it always been a chicken” discussion, and my weed ain’t hitting right for this, goodnight, Reddit. >
  
  Chicken meat isn't a chicken in the same way either. >
  
  Fried egg is fried chicken! 
  Soylent Green is people!
  But there's no Easter chicken… >
  
  Ah, the old conundrum. Which came first, the chicken salad or the egg salad? >
  
  If you figure a way to make mayo with semen, then the answer is the chef. >
  
  Well, that one sick couple made cupcakes with seven. (Cop and teacher couple.) >
  
  Lmfao what is going on in this sub?  Why are y'all taking this shit so seriously?  The whole point of this sub is the weird fleeting things that pop into your head.  This isn't r/biology lmfao get a grip >
  
  This is like saying you're an amoeba because obviously you only have one brain cell to think eggs and chickens are the same. >
  
  I knew damn well what I'd see in this comment section and yet i still went in >
  
  Chicken period salad. 
  So if you ate a human salad, that would be very different to a human period salad. >
  
  There was a period in my childhood when I wouldn't eat eggs because i came to the conclusion that eggs were "liquid chickens" and that was just too weird. >
  
  I cook at a golf course that serves both chicken and egg salad sandwiches. My running joke was, “do you like your chicken hatched or unhatched?” >
  
  There’s a restaurant in our town that has a fried egg chicken sangwich that they call the “whole bird”. >
  
  Is it still chicken salad if you used duck eggs? Or goose eggs? Ostrich eggs? Lizard eggs? Roe? >
  
  Obviously not. Woosh >
  
  Commercially available chicken eggs are not fertilized.
  We’re basically eating bird periods! 🐣 >
  
  Tell everyone ur a dumb ass without telling everyone ur a dumb ass >
  
  Tell everyone you watch too much tiktok without telling everyone you watch too much tiktok >
  
  Its typically only 3 hours a day so not bad >
  
  Well butter my biscuits.
  I hate chicken salad you have to worry for bones you can die from chikin salad
  Egg salad is good >
  
  Yeah, and walnuts aren't actually nuts, nor is just about anything you eat as a nut. Tomatoes are fruit and banana s are actually a type of small off duty czechoslovakian traffic warden. Food doesn't even exist. it's all just a fever dream. Long live the revolution oh no the blackness, it decends. >
  
  Go make a cake using chicken instead of egg, let us know how that goes. >
  
  I will be OK with this if you call it a chicken derivative salad. >
  
  Last night my wife said to me "I don't know why, but chicken always smells like eggs to me"
  I of course responded "weird, eggs always smell like chicken to me" >
  
  I add cut turkey or chicken in my eggs.
  I called it "scrambled chicky" >
  
  I could hear this as a Mitch Hedberg joke.
  I watch chicken salad, but earlier