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  In Australia it's called goon.
  As in, the cask is called a goon bag.
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  Bold of you to assume that depressed adults don't prefer Capri sun. >
  
  I stab at the! >
  
  For the watch...🔪 >
  
  More like winos on a budget.
  That said, boxes wines aren't always cheap, either... And they keep MUCH longer than pretty much any other container used for wine.
  Source: Previous wino. ;-) >
  
  What kind of self respecting wino keeps wine around long enough to worry about it going bad? 
  Slap that goon! >
  
  You’re assuming everyone who drinks box wine is depressed when in reality they’re broke or on a budget >
  
  Not even that anymore. There is some pretty decent boxed wine nowadays. My wife drinks it because she doesn't have to drink the whole bottle if she doesn't want it to go bad >
  
  It doesn't go bad? How long can it be stored then? >
  
  A few weeks, and if you still have some left use it for cooking. >
  
  Excuse you, I am a depressed adult who likes boxed wine AND Capri Suns. >
  
  They mix well >
  
  Anything mixes well with boxed wine when you're at the edge. >
  
  How presumptuous of you to assume very happy high-functioning alcoholics don't just prefer Cardboardeaux. >
  
  Boxed wine will last for weeks once you break the seal. Bottles last one or two days. If you just want a glass of wine with dinner, a box is better because you're not committed to finishing the whole thing. >
  
  The Box O’ Wine, is a Multi-Tool that is terribly under used by most Winos from all classes and who’ve not learned its attributes from the homeless such as:
  1-It’s packaging is nearly un-breakable, thus saving Wine, the evening, or the morning, and possibly Friendships, Marriages or Lives!
  2-Blow up the empty bag for the firmness you like in your adjustable Pillow!
  3-Unfold the Box and use as a Sleeping Pad!
  4-Cold morning? Burn part of the box and warm up!
  5-Workday? Use a flap and some of your ashes to make your panhandling signi
  6-Hot out? Rainy? Use the bag on your head for Shade or Umbrella!
  7-Stay Hydrated W/ some water you store in the bag!
  8-Street Brawl? Break it up by jumping on the air filled bag,sounds like a shotgun!
  Enjoy your Cardbordeax & Please add to this the list! Cheers!