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  So true.
context: So he'll win the Republican nomination next then >
  
  He fondled balls not a vagina. He's toast. >
  
  Oh shit, yeah he's toast now >
  
  Dead girl, live boy >
  
  Those are the choices. >
  
  Schlapp denies this but there looks to be a paper trail of texts and phone calls, as well as corroboration from the staffers boss. 
  Remember, every accusation is an admission. This is why conservatives are so obsessed with genitals and sex. >
  
  The article implies it's a single text from the staffer to Schlapp, and multiple unanswered phone calls from Schlapp to staffer.  Unfortunately I can't imagine that amount to much legally. >
  
  Nothing criminal will probably happen, but I'm far more inclined to believe someone who worked on a campaign for a Republican than Schlapp. >
  
  There's so many sexual abusers in the GOP right now it should stand for "Grope Or Penetrate" >
  
  Grumpy Old Perverts >
  
  Gay Old Pedophiles >
  
  This is probably the most accurate one. >
  
  What does he mean pummeled it at length? Regardless super creepy weird behavior.
  “Matt Schlapp of the CPAC grabbed my junk and pummeled it at length, and I’m sitting there thinking what the hell is going on, that this person is literally doing this to me,” the staffer said in a video he recorded that night that was shared with the Daily Beast. >
  
  Proper response is a kick in the teeth. >
  
  Usually gotta pay a looot more for those types of kinks mate >
  
  Well. At least he’s staying on brand. >
  
  
  “Matt Schlapp of the CPAC grabbed my junk and pummeled it at length, and I’m sitting there thinking what the hell is going on, that this person is literally doing this to me,” the staffer said in a video he recorded that night that was shared with the Daily Beast.
  
  I have questions. On second thought, never mind... >
  
  The word “pummeled” is really… hmm. Thought provoking? >
  
  Wouldn’t any sexual contact from any CPAC organizer be unwanted? >
  
  Anyone know who Matt Schlapp's father was? The Google's do nothing.
  I bet his name was Richard. Richard Schlapp. >
  
  Blatant "Teddy Sykes - Jonad" in "Veep" Season 4 rip-off. >
  
  It really is the most accurate portrayal of DC. I wonder who the real life equivalent of Jonah Ryan is in terms of just being a fucking moron.