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  I hope this doesn't become an excuse for grocery stores to raise the price of butter like they did eggs ($8.98 currently for an 18 pack of eggs where I am).
context: No pictures of this river??? Who write these articles. >
  
  20 gallons? Man, that's not a river. That's not even a stream. I mean, don't get me wrong, that's enough for roughly 4,700 servings of Eggs Benedict. That's a lot of butter, man. But I'd hardly consider it a river. >
  
  Its amazing how thin of a story this is compared to how the guardian articlde was written. stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. >
  
  As thin as 20 gallons of butter dumped into a fucking canal >
  
  You know as soon as I put my waiters on and get down there they will tell me its margarine. >
  
  This is Wisconsin. We don't fuck around. We have laws against serving fake butter in restaurants and schools. That's the good shit down there :D >
  
  I've never understood why on earth would anyone have fake butter. It's almost the cheapest thing in the store. Milk and butter are in most recipes. Butter is fantastic on most dishes. >
  
  Health reasons, I imagine. But even comparing higher quality butter like Kerrygold to land o lakes or Kroger makes you question your entire life. Add parkay or some goofy shit and it's like eating bathtub caulk. >
  
  The only thing more Wisconsin would be a river of beer cans. >
  
  And cheese curds. >
  
  Mix them together... beer cheese >
  
  Beer cheese soup with some popcorn sprinkled on, mmmm >
  
  Homer Simpson's stream of dreams >
  
  need to toss Milk Duds in that butter >
  
  Just need a semi full of lobster to tip over now >
  
  Popcorn. Tons of popcorn. >
  
  It would make the Speaker vote better. >
  
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  sent a river of melted butter flowing across the factory floor and into nearby storm drains, where it clogged a historic water artery.
  
  Going to need a few kilos of Lipitor. >
  
  And a weather balloon angioplasty >
  
  Yes that's what I wanted, a stock photo of butter. >
  
  Now that’s one way to clog an artery >
  
  Ghee, that’s terrible >
  
  Something tells me their profit margarines are going down.