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  Wait, was he a “former” police officer when he had access to the children?
context: Laced with his 'DNA'? Wow fuck you, it was his SEMEN. 
  Nice try to spin it. >
  
  If the headline was all that happened - it was just DNA, and that was the whole story - this would be an absurdly severe sentence.
  In fact, as you say, it was semen in the cupcakes - and also,
  
  Dennis Perkins pleaded guilty Tuesday to rape, two counts of sexual battery of a child under the age of 13, video voyeurism and two counts of child pornography. He also pleaded guilty to one count of mingling harmful substances for the cupcake incident.
  In total, he and his former wife were reportedly indicted on 150 sex crime-related charges, according to reports.
  
  Perkins and his wife are filth and deserve to rot in prison. >
  
  What the fuck. The cupcake incident isn't the headline here. >
  
  I guess they’re using it because it’s a distinctive aspect of the case. 
  You know, to distinguish these two from all the other child rapists. 
  Ugh. >
  
  No it's just common way to write click bait title. Use one of the lesser crimes and the highest punishment to make people wonder how is it possible and click. >
  
  That's what they said when they referred to it being a "distinctive aspect of the case." We all know how clickbait works. >
  
  But distinctive could mean extremely heinous as well. Like if I robbed a man on the surface of the sun that would be the headline but it would also be the most newsworthy thing to talk about initially. This one is obfuscating the truth of the situation. >
  
  "It’s not about me. I just want to make the statement: Jesus Christ has forgiven me. I’m grateful for that."
  Jesus Christ has determined that was a lie. >
  
  I occasionally listen to a true crime podcast, and whenever someone finds Jesus in prison, the hosts always joke about how it's "just that easy", and now they get to spend eternity in heaven... with their victims. >
  
  Oh jfc ew I never put that together before. >
  
  Christianity also tends to have a thing about doing X,Y,Z and your sins will be forgiven and I imagine that draws them to it as well and feeds into getting to see their victims in the afterlife fantasy 🤢. 
  Just say a few Hail Marys, do a bunch of prayers, read some of the bible, and you will be back in god's good graces again no matter what sin or wrong you committed 🙄. >
  
  Cloud man forgives all! >
  
  I love the proclamation of "Jesus has forgiven me!" >
  
  Dude, Christians are fucking wild. This guy died on a cross 2000 years ago so that means I can do whatever I want as long as I say sorry before I die. (Not all Christians obviously, but there's a lot of whack-a-doo Christians). >
  
  “Jesus Christ has forgiven me” 🙄 >
  
  "It’s not about me. I just want to make the statement: Jesus Christ has forgiven me. I’m grateful for that. I hope and pray that anybody that this has affected would also find forgiveness and healing through Jesus Christ.”
  Oh, please fuck off. If Jesus were alive today and knew what this guy did, he'd smack the shit out of him and get his dad to magic his cock out of existence.  Absolute scum. >
  
  American Evangelicals rationalize all their abhorrent behavior by claiming they have been saved. I’m with you, it’s disgusting. >
  
  Not only are this man and his wife disgusting abominable people, the headline is assanine. He is a child molester and pedophile. He was charged with rape of a child. Those are the salient points here. His wife is a school teacher who GAVE THE CHILDREN THE CUPCAKES AT SCHOOL? OMG! They both deserve to stay in prison forever. >
  
  I wonder how many people would not have opened the article if the title didn’t mention the DNA?!?
  Click bait title >
  
  Cum, he feed them his cum. Cum has DNA in it but it was cum. >
  
  And it is described as a “harmful substance” in the charges. >
  
  Don't be that, don't be that, don't be that.
  Opens article
  It's that. >
  
  I mean, everyone knew that he is not getting a life sentence because he put his hair or spit on them. 
  PS: Yes, I know the life sentence is for all those 150 sex crime-related charges. >
  
  How does one get caught doing this, are they stupid enough to brag about it? Are the victims able to figure it out by the taste? I need details >
  
  Wasn't all what he did. That was just the icing of the cake...
  
  Dennis Perkins pleaded guilty Tuesday to rape, two counts of sexual battery of a child under the age of 13, video voyeurism and two counts of child pornography. He also pleaded guilty to one count of mingling harmful substances for the cupcake incident.
  In total, he and his former wife were reportedly indicted on 150 sex crime-related charges, according to reports. >
  
  
  That was just the icing of the cake...
  
  /r/Angryupvote