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  Gym Jordan's mama wears underwears with dick holes in em
context: “I was talking to folks and I was late, that’s all,” Perry told HuffPost afterward. “You ever been late to anything?”
  
  The nerve of these assholes. >
  
  "talking to folks" = "bullshitting on Fox News" >
  
  This is why Dems are smart to stick around and keep voting Jeffries. 
  As time goes on, the odds that people will bungle things increase. It's still a longshot, but if enough Republicans bungle this at once, it could lead to some interesting outcomes. >
  
  Out of all the outcomes, I hadn't even thought of that. Jeffries becoming speaker on accident is a real, albeit slim, possibility. >
  
  It wouldn't really matter in the sense that Republicans would just instantly vote to remove him again, but it would definitely add yet another layer of humiliation to this already giant shitshow. >
  
  Doesn't the speaker have to allow the vote to happen? >
  
  I believe the current rule is if half of the majority party requests it, they can force a vote on the speaker at any time >
  
  Doesn't the speaker make that rule though?  The hard lines requested to reduce this to one vote I believe. >
  
  Section 5 of the constitution says that the house only requires a majority of a quorum to Conduct Business. 
  All the house rules, etc, exist as an expedient so that some business can be delegated to committees, etc, without requiring a vote on every motion. >
  
  Total shitshow:
  
  Strange scene: Andy Biggs and a few other members trying to get Scott Perry’s attention as he does a TV hit just off the House floor.  
  “Scott, you’re going to miss the vote,” Biggs siad.  
  Unclear if he ultimately missed the vote but after the hit Perry ran onto the floor waving. >
  
  Make no mistake, governance isn’t on the long list of sedition caucus priorities. Grifting, grandstanding, and grievance airing are at the top though. >
  
  This the new Veep reboot? >
  
  Because why pay attention to his job when he can grandstand >
  
  Kevin, what can I say about that suit that hasn't been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. Now if you'll excuse me I need go put some water in Kevin McCarthy's mommas water bowl. Hate hate hate hate hate