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  Boxed wine will last for weeks once you break the seal. Bottles last one or two days. If you just want a glass of wine with dinner, a box is better because you're not committed to finishing the whole thing.
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  Bold of you to assume that depressed adults don't prefer Capri sun. >
  
  I stab at the! >
  
  For the watch...🔪 >
  
  More like winos on a budget.
  That said, boxes wines aren't always cheap, either... And they keep MUCH longer than pretty much any other container used for wine.
  Source: Previous wino. ;-) >
  
  What kind of self respecting wino keeps wine around long enough to worry about it going bad? 
  Slap that goon! >
  
  You’re assuming everyone who drinks box wine is depressed when in reality they’re broke or on a budget >
  
  Not even that anymore. There is some pretty decent boxed wine nowadays. My wife drinks it because she doesn't have to drink the whole bottle if she doesn't want it to go bad >
  
  It doesn't go bad? How long can it be stored then? >
  
  A few weeks, and if you still have some left use it for cooking. >
  
  Excuse you, I am a depressed adult who likes boxed wine AND Capri Suns. >
  
  They mix well >
  
  Anything mixes well with boxed wine when you're at the edge. >
  
  How presumptuous of you to assume very happy high-functioning alcoholics don't just prefer Cardboardeaux.