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  Lol I’d never for my employer
context: A man in my city got stabbed in the hearth when he came inbetween an intoxicated man arguing the cashier. Was saved by two surgeons doing a perfect operation. >
  
  Home invasion stabbings are terrible. >
  
  That gets to the hearth of the matter. >
  
  Shit like this is why you never chase shoplifters. There's not a damn thing in any store that's worth getting hurt/killed for. >
  
  And this is why company policies say don't do that, just let it go. People suck. >
  
  Hell yeah...that's what insurance is for.    
  I sure as shit don't want my tombstone to say "Here Lies SixIsNotANumber, Shanked Over A 99 Cent Package Of Gummy Bears".
  That's just embarrassing, yeah? >
  
  I wouldn't say embarrassing but definitely needless. >
  
  And my parents wonder why no one does anything about shoplifters. >
  
  Cellmate: "What are you in for"
  Guy: "They said I stabbed a guy"
  Cellmate: "Owed you money? Over a woman?" 
  Guy: "Gummy Bears"
  Cellmate: "Haribo?" 
  Guy: Look of Is there any other kind? >
  
  Okay but, I do fancy some Albanese from time to time >
  
  Albanese is better and they make gummy frogs >
  
  Albanese are S tier! The sours are transcendent as well!