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  This is Wisconsin. We don't fuck around. We have laws against serving fake butter in restaurants and schools. That's the good shit down there :D
context: No pictures of this river??? Who write these articles. >
  
  20 gallons? Man, that's not a river. That's not even a stream. I mean, don't get me wrong, that's enough for roughly 4,700 servings of Eggs Benedict. That's a lot of butter, man. But I'd hardly consider it a river. >
  
  Its amazing how thin of a story this is compared to how the guardian articlde was written. stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. >
  
  As thin as 20 gallons of butter dumped into a fucking canal >
  
  You know as soon as I put my waiters on and get down there they will tell me its margarine.