comment: >
  
  How many times do I have to apologise?
context: Rectum!
  Damn near killed him! >
  
  It's criminal how few up votes you've got for this >
  
  "Pull my finger." >
  
  Let me guess, he doesn't know how it got there? >
  
  Oh he knows - he slipped and fell on it and for some reason it was lubed and he was relaxed enough and it popped right in there. >
  
  Gives a whole new meaning to "blowing out your back" >
  
  I actually lol'd out loud. For reals. Thanks for that 😅😅 >
  
  Up your Arsenal >
  
  Ratchet and Clank? >
  
  Ratchet and Taint >
  
  Did he put it there or was he assaulted?   My reaction would be much different for each. >
  
  Last chance to look at me Hector >
  
  Gives new meaning to the term 'explosive diarrhea' >
  
  “DO NOT FART, DO NOT FART, DO NOT FART” >
  
  Man on Fire, anyone? >
  
  "You are out of time!" >
  
  One in a million chance, Doc. One in a million.