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  this is so gross. I hope the dog is ok
context: "Ms. Karandana said she had reported Marasinghe’s bestiality to the President’s wife and the President’s Secretary, but that no action had been taken so far." >
  
  why not cops? >
  
  I love how some countries don't sugar coat the news. >
  
  Except the caught on tape and then allegedly. >
  
  That’s just a legal thing. The media has to use “allegedly” until the court finds that person guilty. Whether it’s obvious they are guilty or not >
  
  I'm impressed with your knowledge of Sri Lankan laws >
  
  Thanks? America isn’t the only place people can get sued for libel you know >
  
  Of course, but I only know specifics about a very few places. >
  
  You know there’s this amazing thing we can do nowadays, when we don’t know something we can…. Wait for it… fucking look it up >
  
  Legit kids learn this from Elmo's world when they're less than a year old. >
  
  Well he can’t unfuck that dog. He’s always gonna be a dog fucker >
  
  Not the sentence I was expecting to read on christmas eve! Bravo sir/madam. >
  
  It's an old joke.  
  
  A man walks into a bar and sees a man with gray hair crying into his cups.  He asks "What's the matter?"  
  The gray-haired man says "You see this beer?  I grew the barley they fermented to make this beer but do they call me John the Barley Farmer?  No.
  You see the road outside?  I built that road with my own two hands but do they call me John the Road Builder?  No.
  But you fuck one goat..." >
  
  My parents always told this one as “Stavros the goat fucker” and it’s “you fuck one lousy goat” >
  
  That’s the casual racist version of the joke >
  
  That was enough internet for today. >
  
  Yeah. Just make sure you end your interneting for the day on a positive note! >
  
  r/aww is my savior >
  
  Dang. He really screwed the pooch on this one >
  
  That was my first belly laugh of the day. Take my free award. >
  
  Black Mirror come to life once again. >
  
  You talking about the very first episode? Cause that was based on our actual former prime minister 😂 >
  
  In the Wiki link you reference, it says the writer of that Black Mirror episode, Charlie Brooker, said it was a coincidence and denied any foreknowledge of the incident.
  
  After the anecdote appeared, social media users quickly made connections to "The National Anthem", the premiere episode of Black Mirror, wherein a fictional prime minister has sex with a pig under duress. Series creator Charlie Brooker, who wrote the episode, quickly denied any prior knowledge of the allegations, calling the situation "a complete coincidence, albeit a quite bizarre one." >
  
  So fucked up, I hope he gets that jail time. Unfortunately working in the veterinary field I hear stories of animals being sexually abused more often than I’d like and I feel sick every time. >
  
  Can’t imagine what’s going through peoples heads moments before doing this shit. Pets are so harmless :( >
  
  I wouldn't say harmless. Some pets can definitely harm/kill you. I think innocent would be a better descriptor. Because even if they hurt you, they're not doing it out of malice. >
  
  You wouldn't fuck a pet python >
  
  How do you know that? >
  
  OK, maybe you would >
  
  But what if it's a really sexy python >
  
  "I love the sexy slither of a lady snake." 
  -Barry White >
  
  Ms  Karandana told the media that she had been Marasinghe’s girlfriend after meeting him online on Facebook, and had lived with him for two years. She said she had grown suspicious after noticing changes in the dog’s behavior and had secretly recorded the acts of bestiality without his knowledge.       
  The dog is now seeking legal counseling against them both. >
  
  Really got to turn off video on those Zoom calls >
  
  Doggone politics. >
  
  "Julius Nicholson, right? Blue-sky thinker? Ex-business guru? Dog rapist?" - Malcolm Tucker >
  
  Sam, no pissy biscuits >
  
  You can cut down a few trees and you’re still not a faller. 
  Drive a tractor and not be a farmer. 
  Make a hash pipe in highschool and you’re no machinist. 
  But you fuck ONE dog, >
  
  Wag the dog, gone wrong. >
  
  Black mirror..ish... except not under duress. >
  
  That we know of >
  
  F. Thats bad... >
  
  I don’t think this is what Sarah Mclachlan was suggesting when asking for our support >
  
  His defense is, “I thought it was my wife” >
  
  That bitch wouldn't stop yapping >
  
  So was he "caught on video" or did he do it "allegedly"? >
  
  The word allegedly is typically included in accusatory articles to provide the publishing news outlet legal protections against slander suits, since the person in question has not yet been convicted - ie its legally not proven, even if the video plainly demonstrates balls deep. >
  
  
  dick deep. >
  
  What part of the dick? Head deep? Shaft deep? All the way down to the balls? >
  
  So I was trying to take the dog’s temperature with a rectal thermometer when suddenly……..  Haven’t we all been there before? I’m sure it was innocent enough. >
  
  "It was at this moment that my clothes......fell off. I leant forward to retrieve them and fell forward.....entering the dog. I scurried quickly to release myself from the dog, but its sphincter had locked on. I thrusted my hips back and forth to try to free myself and unfortunately climaxed as I haven't had any sexual encounters for a very long time, having been putting all of my focus into being such a good servant to the public." >
  
  That’s fucking gross. >
  
  He also abused his gf according to her but sounds like he’d get charged with bestiality only. >
  
  What the Fuck? >
  
  Time to cut it off >
  
  Scumbag >
  
  The video actually shows him pulling down his underpants and pulling them right back up infront of the doggo. Does this falls under animal abuse ? >
  
  That's not how you get a dog to come. >
  
  Some say he screwed the pooch on that one... >
  
  Imagine what else this guy is doing. No self control. If it's a real video put him in prison before he hurts someone >
  
  Get rich, fuck bitches >
  
  I don’t want to say his career is over, but looks like he really screwed the pooch this time! >
  
  He's got a potential 20 year Holiday coming his way. >
  
  Video link? >
  
  Some are too fond of doggy style >
  
  Red rocket? >
  
  I'm sad for the animal, but I still kinda hope it has eyes like this in the photo. >
  
  Lmao >
  
  He fuck bitches. >
  
  Cockspaniel >
  
  Dogma >
  
  what’s dogma >
  
  It’s like smegma but specific to dogs. >
  
  Give the dog a bone >
  
  Pics or it didn't happen >
  
  Click the link maybe? >
  
  Yeah with all those pixels he could be holding a coffee cup. >
  
  Everyone does this, he just happened to get caught. >
  
  No…..no normal people do this >
  
  They also don’t detect sarcasm very well. >
  
  Gotta use that /s when you're on the Internet. No one can hear your inflection. >
  
  You’re not the boss o’ me! >
  
  3040 came early >
  
  Face palm >
  
  That seems inadvised. >
  
  I wish that was true but it just is not. >
  
  Gag. >
  
  How can he fuck? >
  
  … >
  
  Accidentally dropped the peanut butter? >
  
  He’s simply trying to gain more experience so he can advise properly.