comment: >
  
  Can i be his mommy?
context: Here's a direct link to the PDF without the middle man.
  Jan. 6th Committee Final Report >
  
  I'll wait for the TL;DR >
  
  The TL;DR is literally right at the beginning of the report. Do you want your mommy to read it to you as well? >
  
  yes please. >
  
  I'll tape it to my abdomen.