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  Black mirror..ish... except not under duress.
context: "Ms. Karandana said she had reported Marasinghe’s bestiality to the President’s wife and the President’s Secretary, but that no action had been taken so far." >
  
  why not cops? >
  
  I love how some countries don't sugar coat the news. >
  
  Except the caught on tape and then allegedly. >
  
  That’s just a legal thing. The media has to use “allegedly” until the court finds that person guilty. Whether it’s obvious they are guilty or not >
  
  I'm impressed with your knowledge of Sri Lankan laws >
  
  Thanks? America isn’t the only place people can get sued for libel you know >
  
  Of course, but I only know specifics about a very few places. >
  
  You know there’s this amazing thing we can do nowadays, when we don’t know something we can…. Wait for it… fucking look it up >
  
  Legit kids learn this from Elmo's world when they're less than a year old. >
  
  Well he can’t unfuck that dog. He’s always gonna be a dog fucker >
  
  Not the sentence I was expecting to read on christmas eve! Bravo sir/madam. >
  
  It's an old joke.  
  
  A man walks into a bar and sees a man with gray hair crying into his cups.  He asks "What's the matter?"  
  The gray-haired man says "You see this beer?  I grew the barley they fermented to make this beer but do they call me John the Barley Farmer?  No.
  You see the road outside?  I built that road with my own two hands but do they call me John the Road Builder?  No.
  But you fuck one goat..." >
  
  My parents always told this one as “Stavros the goat fucker” and it’s “you fuck one lousy goat” >
  
  That’s the casual racist version of the joke >
  
  That was enough internet for today. >
  
  Yeah. Just make sure you end your interneting for the day on a positive note! >
  
  r/aww is my savior >
  
  Dang. He really screwed the pooch on this one >
  
  That was my first belly laugh of the day. Take my free award. >
  
  Black Mirror come to life once again. >
  
  You talking about the very first episode? Cause that was based on our actual former prime minister 😂 >
  
  In the Wiki link you reference, it says the writer of that Black Mirror episode, Charlie Brooker, said it was a coincidence and denied any foreknowledge of the incident.
  
  After the anecdote appeared, social media users quickly made connections to "The National Anthem", the premiere episode of Black Mirror, wherein a fictional prime minister has sex with a pig under duress. Series creator Charlie Brooker, who wrote the episode, quickly denied any prior knowledge of the allegations, calling the situation "a complete coincidence, albeit a quite bizarre one." >
  
  So fucked up, I hope he gets that jail time. Unfortunately working in the veterinary field I hear stories of animals being sexually abused more often than I’d like and I feel sick every time. >
  
  Can’t imagine what’s going through peoples heads moments before doing this shit. Pets are so harmless :( >
  
  I wouldn't say harmless. Some pets can definitely harm/kill you. I think innocent would be a better descriptor. Because even if they hurt you, they're not doing it out of malice. >
  
  You wouldn't fuck a pet python >
  
  How do you know that? >
  
  OK, maybe you would >
  
  But what if it's a really sexy python >
  
  "I love the sexy slither of a lady snake." 
  -Barry White >
  
  Ms  Karandana told the media that she had been Marasinghe’s girlfriend after meeting him online on Facebook, and had lived with him for two years. She said she had grown suspicious after noticing changes in the dog’s behavior and had secretly recorded the acts of bestiality without his knowledge.       
  The dog is now seeking legal counseling against them both. >
  
  Really got to turn off video on those Zoom calls >
  
  Doggone politics. >
  
  "Julius Nicholson, right? Blue-sky thinker? Ex-business guru? Dog rapist?" - Malcolm Tucker >
  
  Sam, no pissy biscuits >
  
  You can cut down a few trees and you’re still not a faller. 
  Drive a tractor and not be a farmer. 
  Make a hash pipe in highschool and you’re no machinist. 
  But you fuck ONE dog, >
  
  Wag the dog, gone wrong.