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  Thank god! I hope they sought this out before North Korea hosts the next fifa
context: FIFA is almost certainly only investigating how he got access without bribing them. Gotta pay to play, bae. >
  
  
  FIFA describes the trophy as “a priceless icon” which “can only be touched and held by a very select group of people, which includes former winners of the FIFA World Cup and heads of state.”
  
  It's a slab of molded metal, not Mjolnir, ffs >
  
  And in the Hockey Hall of Fame you can walk up, touch the Stanley Cup, and take a selfie with it..
  
  Since the advent of the World Cup in 1930, two trophies have been used: the Jules Rimet Trophy from 1930 to 1970, before the FIFA World Cup Trophy from 1974 to the present day. It is one of the most expensive trophies in sporting history, valued at $250,000
  The first Cup was awarded in 1893 to Montreal Hockey Club >
  
  FIFA describes the trophy as “a priceless icon” which “can only be touched and held by a very select group of people, which includes former winners of the FIFA World Cup and heads of state.”
  It's the holy grail! >
  
  In Qatar.  Really?  A $5 bill and you can fuck that security guy's niece.  A fucking cup?  Who gives a damn?  Oh, don't drink the champagne out of that.