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  Who cares? Shouldn’t he be in jail by now? 🤣
context: I really, really hope this man is Trump's new attack dog >
  
  You might be right given that Rudy 'Hellhound' Guiliani is hitting the skids with the whole disbarment thing. >
  
  poor boy is ol yeller at this point >
  
  No, we liked old yeller. >
  
  It wasn't that long ago that Rudy was referred to as "America's Mayor". >
  
  Ok, well, we never came to despise and ridicule Old Yeller, because he turned out to be an asshole, ok? >
  
  Giuliani is Old Yeller if the rabies had progressed >
  
  Nah. He'd be in the ground long before now. >
  
  Shhh… C’mon boy… just down yonder there… >
  
  The richer you get, the better your coke works. >
  
  Isn't Lindell more of a crack cocaine guy? >
  
  No. When you’re rich and white it’s called freebase. >
  
  Tbf there actually is a difference. >
  
  I don’t believe it either.
  Not because of fraud or anything, just the sense of ‘How did this asshole win despite the clown show of his previous term?’ >
  
  Because he has (R) next to his name in Florida >
  
  You could take the corpse of a monkey and slap it in a suit, then teach another monkey to shove its arm up it's ass and use it like a puppet, then name the corpse-monkey Childkiller McRapist and as long as you put an (R) after the name it will get a significant portion of the Republican votes without a hint of difficulty. >
  
  Not to be unkind and describe the the corpse-monkey puppet as a poor quality candidate, but it feels like the only way for it to win an R primary is for it to be a God-fearing Christian who is pro life, pro guns and pro Trump. >
  
  It doesn't just feel that way. It is that way. They get bonus points in the primary for racist dog whistles and for outright anti-LGBTQ bigotry as well. >
  
  His mustache makes him look like he’s a used car salesman from the 80’s. >
  
  You're lying if you say you don't think he looks wayyy to much like Jeff Foxworthy. >
  
  I'd say Foxworthy is the Luigi to Lindell's Mario >
  
  Quality comment. >
  
  This guy. LMAO. >
  
  Maga hurts itself in confusion >
  
  Poke reference? >
  
  Yes. >
  
  LOL, the internecine war in the GOP is going to be epic. >
  
  Right?  Cause i feel like the moderates, and a needbfor the government to work somewhat is going to tear them apart.  And its going to be ugly.  Like mean girls breakup ugly. >
  
  What moderates? >
  
  Moderates are people who, when you ask about any specific policy position, they choose the mainstream Dem position, but then at election time somehow say "oh I don't follow politics closely" or "I hate partisanship" and never realize that they are the problem. >
  
  This guy’s opinion on anything is relevant why? >
  
  Because he humps pillows I heard.  Not sure why that makes him relevant, but that’s what his supporters tell me. >
  
  He should sell Trump body pillows, anime style >
  
  My dad loved those pillows. Another reason I'm thankful he passed when he did. He saw Trump take office, missed the Eagles winning the Super Bowl, missed Covid. Life is full of contradictions. >
  
  <3 >
  
  ...and so it begins. >
  
  Begun the Clocaine Wars have. >
  
  I don't believe Mike Lindell isn't still on crack! >
  
  Is this junky mad because Ron won and trump didn’t? >
  
  He's mad because he's desperate for money and gets paid for this act. >
  
  Let them eat each other. >
  
  I bet the kkk buy their sheets from this asshole. >
  
  Who cares.  Mike Lindell is a traitor and a pillow salesman. >
  
  I have to admit, only in this timeline did my brain stutter for a moment asking, "which one is worse?". So much weird shit has become normalized. >
  
  Why are we still talking to this guy? Seriously >
  
  Mike Lindell sucked my dick for crack. >
  
  I sucked Mike Lindell's dick for crack.
  He gave me a pillow instead. 😞 >
  
  How does Lindell sell any pillows with that flaccid, orange penis in his mouth ? >
  
  Who could have predicted selling your soul to loonies would end badly??? 😲 >
  
  Why are we supposed to care what this man thinks??Broadie sold pillows & now he care about democracy & shi?? Corny >
  
  Well I don't believe it's his pillow. >
  
  watching the chaotic-evil portion of the GOP war with the lawful-evil portion really warms my heart this lovely Christmas eve. >
  
  That’s a real crack observation, Mikey. >
  
  Iswydt >
  
  Friendly fire! >
  
  lol who cares what the fucking pillow salesman thinks. that’s all he is. let’s move him back to that status >
  
  If Mike Lindell does the Floridian people the courteous favor of friendly firing DeSantis into inevitable loss for the rest of his political career, that’d be great.