comment: >
  
  He fell down the stairs and shit himself recently if that helps?
context: "You have done that yourself" >
  
  "Don't make me kill you" >
  
  “I will do what i must” >
  
  You will try >
  
  It's over, Putin. I have the (Moral) high ground. >
  
  You underestimate my (nuclear) power. >
  
  Don't try it >
  
  I have a bad feeling about this... >
  
  Then Putin himself is wests best spy. >
  
  Wouldn't it be funny if it was trump that was going to destroy america, and turns out it was putin that is gonna unify NATO and destroy russia instead... >
  
  Putin sought to put Donald Trump and Boris Johnson in power as part of his plan to annex Ukraine and to repopulate a dying Russia. His plan started out fine but fell part piece by piece. >
  
  Imo he really needed Trump in the white house for his plan to work. I suspect Covid delayed his invasion of Ukraine initially. So he basically had to wait until after the 2020 elections to invade.
  Russia probably wasn't able to invade until after Covid too. Which is how he got to February 2022. Then he had to delay again so as to not anger China during the Olympics. >
  
  It's pretty obvious the Chinese knew the invasion was going to take place ahead of time. They sat there buying as much grain as fucking possible for months and months, then banned the export of phosphate fertilizer all shortly before the invasion. Two parts of agriculture that were going to be severely impacted by the Russian invasion of Ukraine. >
  
  Also Putin made several visits to Xi in the months prior, including just a few days prior to the invasion. They clearly wanted to be sure they’d have Chinese backing at the UN. >
  
  Or at least for the Chinese to stay out of it and act as if nothing is happening. >
  
  Remember trump infamously withholding aid Ukraine desperately needed? >
  
  Ahh yes when Donald fired the ambassador and tried to replace her with Rudy Guiliani, then had a recorded conversation with high level Ukrainians saying "I need you to do me a favor, find the information on Biden" while holding up arms shipments, then tried to cover it all up and failed miserably because he is a derp criminal, then got impeached.
  Just a regular day in the Trump presidency. >
  
  The crazy thing is that that's how Zelenskyy's presidency began: with an almost immediate intimidation attempt by Trump. >
  
  I did not invade Ukraine, It's a special operation, I did not invade it, I did nooooot!
  ...oh, hi Xi >
  
  “So anyway, how’s your sex life?” >
  
  "Special Operation, its not gay. NOT GAY!" >
  
  The balls didn't touch and I said no homo! >
  
  So Xi and Vlad, whose penis opens up to accept the other's? >
  
  Vlad is definitely the bottom in that relationship. >
  
  It's true, our first act was to force Putin to activate his military and invade another country. >
  
  
  It's true, our first act was to force Putin to activate his military and invade another country.
  
  You'd be surprised how many people truly and unironically believe this reasoning, and they justify it with the whole "but NATO was on Russia's doorstep" line
  This, of course, ignores that NATO might've actually been repurposed or dissolved in an alternate timeline where democracy in Russia actually prevailed. It's literally all Putin's fault. >
  
  NATO was at its weakest before Russia started messing with Ukraine, all the members did not realistically feel threatened. People thought Putin was a selfish, narcissistic asshole, but they also thought he made rational decisions in seeking self aggrandize.
  At this point Russia itself has been the single most effective agent for raising NATOs negotiation power. Most countries were against joining, but now basically everyone who is threatened wants in, and those who do not feel threatened likely will the moment Russia starts saying anything about them.
  So Russia has simultaneously proven they are both much, much weaker than the average person thought, and also much, much more unstable. So everyone wants back on the EU and US boat, as while it is bad, it is not "sit outside your cities with millions of rounds of artillery in an attempt to murder all your civilians" bad. >
  
  
  NATO was at its weakest before Russia started messing with Ukraine, all the members did not realistically feel threatened.
  
  There literally was a time under Gorbachev when some serious-minded people were talking about Russia joining NATO. That would be unthinkable today. >
  
  Turkey was already a mistake, Russia would be even worse. >
  
  Turkey has a geography that is so advantageous it's difficult to gain leverage against them. >
  
  This guys a fucking joke >
  
  At least jokes make me laugh