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  Bruh, gotta get your money up front. For 1500 a week, I'd be pounding her like she's Sofie turner and I'd be eating cupcakes out of that ass if she asked.
  I've worked a lot of jobs for under 15 an hour in my life, there's always a number I'd trade my dignity for.
context: do ted cruz next >
  
  I wish it was this predictable. I would not even be surprised if the GOP turned against donald trump in a month or two. Then again, he also may be on the ticket for 2024. >
  
  They booed him for saying to get the vaccine >
  
  But still buy his silly pictures >
  
  I really wonder if they did. Seems to me the trading card stunt was nothing more than a money laundering scheme. It was never meant for regular people to buy, so they were going to sell out regardless. >
  
  Trump could offer to sell his bathwater and their are crazies out there who would buy it. Not surprised at all his cards sold. >
  
  Don’t give his social media team who scroll through Reddit any ideas. >
  
  Sell his used diapers, team trump! >
  
  I feel like I’m back in middle school. There isn’t one serious adult in the entire Republican leadership. >
  
  McConnell. He's a straight asshole, but he's pretty upfront about being an asshole. He's effective, too. To the detriment of our country. >
  
  I'll take it further. McConnell does his job very well. If you put your politics and opinions aside, McConnell is extraordinarily good at at representing his constituents and his party. Pretty much everything he does is what the voters put him there to do, which is kind of how our government is supposed to work. Kind of. >
  
  What has he done for his voters? >
  
  He delivered a conservative Supreme Court and overturned Roe V Wade. >
  
  And may he suffer Hell for all eternity for it. >
  
  Amen >
  
  Alakazaam! >
  
  Avadra Kedavra! >
  
  Ramen! >
  
  It’s getting increasingly difficult to tell the difference between the GOP and the WWE. >
  
  Wwe made Vince McMahon step down for being a sexual predator meanwhile the g.o.p..... >
  
  Meanwhile the GQP promoted Gaetz for being one and promoted Jordan for helping to cover up sexual abuse! >
  
  Are you talking about Matt Gaetz, the known drug user, and whoremonger? The Matt Gaetz that is being investigated for using campaign money to pay off hookers? You’re saying that Matt Gaetz, is a sexual predator, and everyone knew it, and they re-elected him anyway? >
  
  Who fucking cares if he uses drugs and goes to of-age hookers? It’s the underage girls and his access to the levers of power that are the real problem. >
  
  
  using campaign money to pay off hookers
  
  I think that is the part that matters >
  
  …and his access to the levers of power >
  
  You know things are getting weird when MTG isn't far right enough for the MAGAs. >
  
  This is the frightening part of this story. If they’re turning on her, who’s next?  Will the next whackadoo be more crazy or sane? >
  
  
  If they’re turning on her, who’s next?
  
  It's the usual fascist downward spiral of cleansing the group of undesirables.  Just give it some time. They've got a white supremacist with a Hispanic surname hanging out with Kanye West, FFS.  There's plenty more room for cleaning house. >
  
  
  “Marjorie is NOT America First, but regrettably a faker and a liar who raised millions claiming she would impeach Biden, and now backs a man for Speaker who refuses to impeach Biden,” he said Friday evening. Additionally, Peters—like many other far-right pundits—engaged in an extremely sexist attack referencing the allegation that Greene had an affair with a “tantric sex guru” ahead of her recent divorce.
  
  Tantric sex guru?   Is that really a job description?   And can one of y'all pass me some more of that popcorn, this slow-motion trainwreck is oddly captivating. >
  
  That’s actually the only person who can get an erection around her. He has to go into deep meditation. >
  
  She's worth 41 million dollars. My dick could get hard in half a second flat to be her sugar baby. Fuck it, prostitutes can do it for trump, I can do it for her. >
  
  That's an easy thing to say... but after grinding for ten minutes, when the makeup starts to congeal on the pillowcase, you still gonna be good? 
  Also, you speak like it's a 41M prize. Oh, no. It will be more like 'Here's forty dollars, go to McD's and get us something to eat. Keep the change, stud boy.' How many of those episodes you going to be cool with before you realize you got grifted like everyone else?