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  FIFA describes the trophy as “a priceless icon” which “can only be touched and held by a very select group of people, which includes former winners of the FIFA World Cup and heads of state.”
  
  It's a slab of molded metal, not Mjolnir, ffs
context: FIFA is almost certainly only investigating how he got access without bribing them. Gotta pay to play, bae.