comment: >
  
  You clearly were wearing them improperly try putting them on harder and faster
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  i take my glasses off for sex. i dont want the lenses to get dirty or the frames to get damaged. >
  
  I have damaged my frames before due to that. Not fun. >
  
  Also not fun is being unable to see the person you’re fucking >
  
  Have you tried hands? >
  
  what so i just put my hand on the persons face >
  
  How blind are you people good lord >
  
  Seriously blind, anything more than several centimeters away becomes abstract art >
  
  For some that's a feature not a bug >
  
  We counting condoms as clothing. 
  As i type this are glasses clothing? >
  
  The his reminded me of the college humour skit >
  
  You fat fogey. >
  
  Jeggings and condomed were the best >
  
  “Condom!” >
  
  
  glasses are the clothing item that stays on most during sex
  
  Lightning McQueen Crocs: >
  
  Kachow >
  
  I hate it when I got to Kachow and all the happens is a Kachigga >
  
  I laughed so hard at that comment, I’m crying. Funniest stuff I’ve read today! >
  
  You ever had sex with glasses on? Major annoyance. I take mine off every time. >
  
  If the girl I’m with is wearing glasses I ask to keep them on. Girls in glasses is a major weakness for me for some reason >
  
  A lot of us will take them off so they don't break, because we don't have $100 for a new pair >
  
  You could buy a plastic novelty pair for that exact reason >
  
  Yeah but that's on my partner, not on me >
  
  You could get ~~him~~ her the best Christmas gift >
  
  Her — I'm in a lesbian relationship >
  
  I would argue it’s actually socks.  Glasses are one of the first things I take off so they don’t get bent.  Twitching thighs tend to do that. >
  
  My husband takes his glasses off. 100% yes to socks though. Bonus points for fuzzy socks. My husband hates it but I tell him there are studies that show that women actually have better orgasms when their feet are warm. >
  
  Oh so that’s the secret!  Thank you hahaha >
  
  I've seen one single article that claimed that and did zero fact checking but I'm sticking to it. >
  
  I respect this >
  
  As a Canadian, I take the fuzzy socks game very seriously >
  
  My boyfriend always takes mine off for me before sex. It’s a polite and cute gesture >
  
  I do the same but only because my wife is blind and I’m ugly. >
  
  I do the same thing but only so my homies can smash too >
  
  Ah, rape jokes, men just keep trying them but they never get funnier. >
  
  It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none >
  
  There are two types of glasses-wearing people in this world. Those who keep them immaculately clean and fixate on them if they have the slightest smudge, and those who don’t care at all, and their glasses are always looking like they’re been smeared with Vaseline. You bet they’re coming off for sex. There’s lots of smearing, projectiles, and sweat, three things that don’t need my glasses’ involvement at all. >
  
  I feel like the may, possibly, be some middle ground between spotless and looking like the floor of a porno theater. >
  
  There- Is- Not- >
  
  I’ve never had sex with someone who didn’t take their glasses off, that shit always gets in the way. >
  
  I’ve also never had sex ~~with someone who didn’t take their glasses off~~ >
  
  Safety is no joke folks.  I endorse this message.  Please wear your safety glasses. >
  
  Last time I didn't wear my safety goggles during sex, I ended up catching Chlamydia