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context: It was Christmas Eve, babe
  In the drunk tank… 🎶 >
  
  And an old man said to me,
  Won't see another one. >
  
  And then he sang a song 
  “The Rare Auld Mountain Dew” >
  
  Bet it was because a kid cut the line to see Santa, they take that shit seriously over there. >
  
  They are headed to tell a kid he'll shoot his eye out with a bb Red Rider gun. >
  
  Scott Calvin was right. Santa should not be in a tank. >
  
  Looks like Santa just took out the Pearson home! INCOMING! >
  
  Maybe Santa had enough of the Grinch & wanted to finish him off?
  "Right, where's that green bastard?" >
  
  Drunk Santas in a Tank new band name I call it >
  
  I think they might be relatives of mine. >
  
  “They can’t put me in the drunk tank. 
  I AM the drunk tank!” >
  
  How is drunk in quotes? >
  
  Haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 >
  
  Futurama plot ?