comment: >
  
  Dang. He really screwed the pooch on this one
context: "Ms. Karandana said she had reported Marasinghe’s bestiality to the President’s wife and the President’s Secretary, but that no action had been taken so far." >
  
  why not cops? >
  
  I love how some countries don't sugar coat the news. >
  
  Except the caught on tape and then allegedly. >
  
  That’s just a legal thing. The media has to use “allegedly” until the court finds that person guilty. Whether it’s obvious they are guilty or not >
  
  I'm impressed with your knowledge of Sri Lankan laws >
  
  Thanks? America isn’t the only place people can get sued for libel you know >
  
  Of course, but I only know specifics about a very few places. >
  
  You know there’s this amazing thing we can do nowadays, when we don’t know something we can…. Wait for it… fucking look it up >
  
  Legit kids learn this from Elmo's world when they're less than a year old. >
  
  Well he can’t unfuck that dog. He’s always gonna be a dog fucker >
  
  Not the sentence I was expecting to read on christmas eve! Bravo sir/madam. >
  
  It's an old joke.  
  
  A man walks into a bar and sees a man with gray hair crying into his cups.  He asks "What's the matter?"  
  The gray-haired man says "You see this beer?  I grew the barley they fermented to make this beer but do they call me John the Barley Farmer?  No.
  You see the road outside?  I built that road with my own two hands but do they call me John the Road Builder?  No.
  But you fuck one goat..." >
  
  My parents always told this one as “Stavros the goat fucker” and it’s “you fuck one lousy goat” >
  
  That’s the casual racist version of the joke >
  
  That was enough internet for today. >
  
  Yeah. Just make sure you end your interneting for the day on a positive note! >
  
  r/aww is my savior