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  He was standing too far from ground. Its common underwater.
context: Suddenly dying must be the #1 cause of death in Russia. >
  
  SRDS - Sudden Russian Death Syndrome >
  
  Reports came in that he was alive, until he died. >
  
  Official cause of death: Oxygen intake reduced to zero. >
  
  Held his head in a bucket of water for 15 minutes. >
  
  Jumped out of his 2nd floor apartment window and fell 15 stories to his death. >
  
  while shooting himself twice in the head and was involved in a hit-run car accident when he hit the ground >
  
  Fell out of the submarine window. >
  
  They specifically cut one in, just to throw him out of it. >
  
  Excuse me.
  It's so he can FALL out of it.
  No one is pushed in Russia. >
  
  Frankly a lot of people feel that if they were in Russia that they too would have a very strong urge to "fall" out of a window. It's not the greatest place to be these days.
  OTOH, Republicans like that falling feeling. They can complain about how Democrats built such weak windows. >
  
  All jokes aside, what's the point of killing someone in a position like this? Isn't this counter perductive? >
  
  It’s supposed to be a warning to the next guy in this job, and others in similar situations. 
  If this was indeed a public killing, it’s supposed to send a very public message to others who are similarly engaged in corruption that they will be killed as well. >
  
  *the wrong corruption >
  
  It has already been announced that he was killed to death. Case closed. >
  
  Killed by Death >
  
  In Soviet Russia.. death needs no cause. >
  
  In Russia, president assassinates you. >
  
  Good work, 47. Now it's time to find an exit. >
  
  "That is Alexander Buzakov, general manager of Admiralty Shipyards with a side business in "exotic" imports." >
  
  “He is notorious within the smuggling world for firing those who disappoint him out of torpedo tubes. Perhaps that would be a fitting end for him 47.” >
  
  Getting the Russian Hare rank on this Tubeway Torpedo: Part 2 mission would be even better. >
  
  Average male life expectancy in Russia is only 66 (a full 10 years less than women), which is about the age of this guy. Not saying that none of these recent deaths have been highly suspicious, just that middle-aged men die there at an alarming rate in general. >
  
  I bet shipyard directors are on the longer side of the average, just as mobilized nobodys are on the shorter side. >
  
  I wonder whether access to copious amounts of vodka might equalize them both. >
  
  Correct. I will never forget my first time in that country seeing some lady with a can of Red Devil puking in a gutter on a Tuesday afternoon 
  It's like the weekend every day! They at least made it so you can't buy hard liquor 24/7.