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  Do we have reason to believe all the oligarchs and dissidents (and their family members) who fall off of roofs, out windows, down stairs, and get poisoned weren’t accidents?
  Point being…these 4 ways of dying are the hallmarks of Russian assassinations. Very oblivious “accidents” that always happen in the same 4 ways. 
  Trump is up to his fat tits with Russian intertwinement. And his first wife just died in the same manner that Russians use to get rid of troublemakers or dissidents.
  Here is a small list of incredibly wealthy Russian oligarchs (as well as a few doctors and other people) who died under mysterious circumstances, and you tell me of you think they are all accidents and suicide:
  
  
  Millionaire oligarch Sergey Protosenya was found hanging in a rented luxury villa in Spain on April 19 2022, according to Spanish TV channel Telecinco. His wife and 18-year-old daughter were also found dead in the apartment with stab wounds. Protosenya had a personal fortune of more than $433 million, according to Telecinco. 
  
  
  Vladislav Avayev, 51, was found dead of a gunshot wound in his Moscow apartment on April 18 2022, along with his wife and 13-year-old daughter, Russia's state-run TASS news agency reported. He was the former vice president of Gazprombank, a privately-owned subsidiary of Russian energy giant Gazprom.
  
  
  Vasily Melnikov was found dead in his apartment in Nizhny Novgorod, Russian newspaper Kommersant reported on March 23 2022. The billionaire was stabbed to death, as were his wife and two sons, aged 10 and 4. Knives, believed to be the murder weapons, were found at the scene, the outlet said.
  
  
  Ukrainian-born oligarch Mikhail Watford was found hanged in the garage of his home in Surrey, England, on February 28 2022, according to the BBC. Watford, in his 60s, was born in then-Soviet Ukraine and made his fortune in oil and gas. He moved to the UK in the early 2000s with his Estonian wife, the outlet said.
  
  
  Alexander Tyulyakov was found hanged in an apartment's garage near St. Petersburg on February 25 2022, according to the Russian newspaper Novaya Gazeta. Tyulyakov, 61, was an executive for Russian energy giant Gazprom, and the company is also investigating his death, per Gazeta.
  
  
  Another top Gazprom executive, Leonid Shulman, was found dead in a cottage in the same village in January 2022, before Russia began its invasion of Ukraine, according to Russian media company RBC.
  
  
  Alexander Subbotin, a former top executive of Russian oil company Lukoil, was found dead in a shaman's house in Mytishchi, Russia, according to Russian news agency TASS. A source told TASS that Subbotin had arrived at the house in severe alcohol and drug intoxication the day before and was found dead in the shaman's house in a room used for "Jamaican voodoo rituals."
  
  
  Ravil Maganov, the chairman of an oil company that criticized Russia's invasion of Ukraine, died after falling from a hospital window in August 2022. 
  
  
  In July 2022, Dan Rapoport, a 52-year-old Latvian-American investment banker and outspoken Putin critic, died after a fall from a luxury apartment building in Washington, D.C. (Rapoport's former business partner, Sergei Tkachenko, fell to his death from a Moscow apartment building in 2017.)
  
  
  In December 2021, Yegor Prosvirnin—the founder of nationalist website Sputnik and Pogrom—died after falling out of a window of a residential building in the center of Moscow.
  
  
  On October 19, 2021 a Russian diplomat was found dead after a fall from a window of the Russian embassy in Berlin, Der Spiegel reported.
  
  
  In late December 2020, Alexander "Sasha" Kagansky, a top Russian scientist reportedly working on a COVID-19 vaccine at the time, was found dead with a stab wound after falling from his high-rise apartment in St. Petersburg.
  
  
  Alexander Shulepov, an ambulance doctor in Voronezh, a city about 320 miles south of Moscow, was in serious condition after falling from a hospital window in 2020. Local state television, citing regional health officials, said he fell out of second-floor window of the Novousmanskaya hospital, where he worked and was receiving treatment after testing positive for coronavirus. Shulepov was hospitalized for coronavirus on April 22, the same day he and his colleague Alexander Kosyakin posted a video online saying that Shulepov had been forced to continue working after testing positive for coronavirus.
  
  
  On May 1 2020, Elena Nepomnyashchaya, the acting head doctor of a hospital in the Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk, died after spending a week in intensive care, the regional department of the Health Ministry said in a statement. Local TV station TVK Krasnoyarsk reported at the time that Nepomnyashchaya allegedly fell out of a window during a meeting with regional health officials, during which they discussed turning the clinic into a coronavirus facility. Nepomnyashchaya was reported to have opposed those changes due to the lack of protective gear in the hospital. 
  
  
  On April 24, 2020, Natalya Lebedeva, head of the emergency medical service at Star City, the main training base for Russia's cosmonauts, died in a hospital after a fall. The hospital within the Federal Biomedical Agency, which says it treated her for suspected coronavirus, released a statement that "a tragic accident" occurred, without elaborating.
context: Suddenly dying must be the #1 cause of death in Russia. >
  
  SRDS - Sudden Russian Death Syndrome >
  
  Reports came in that he was alive, until he died. >
  
  Official cause of death: Oxygen intake reduced to zero. >
  
  Held his head in a bucket of water for 15 minutes. >
  
  Jumped out of his 2nd floor apartment window and fell 15 stories to his death. >
  
  while shooting himself twice in the head and was involved in a hit-run car accident when he hit the ground >
  
  Fell out of the submarine window. >
  
  They specifically cut one in, just to throw him out of it. >
  
  Excuse me.
  It's so he can FALL out of it.
  No one is pushed in Russia. >
  
  Frankly a lot of people feel that if they were in Russia that they too would have a very strong urge to "fall" out of a window. It's not the greatest place to be these days.
  OTOH, Republicans like that falling feeling. They can complain about how Democrats built such weak windows. >
  
  All jokes aside, what's the point of killing someone in a position like this? Isn't this counter perductive? >
  
  It’s supposed to be a warning to the next guy in this job, and others in similar situations. 
  If this was indeed a public killing, it’s supposed to send a very public message to others who are similarly engaged in corruption that they will be killed as well. >
  
  *the wrong corruption >
  
  It has already been announced that he was killed to death. Case closed. >
  
  Killed by Death >
  
  In Soviet Russia.. death needs no cause. >
  
  In Russia, president assassinates you. >
  
  Good work, 47. Now it's time to find an exit. >
  
  "That is Alexander Buzakov, general manager of Admiralty Shipyards with a side business in "exotic" imports." >
  
  “He is notorious within the smuggling world for firing those who disappoint him out of torpedo tubes. Perhaps that would be a fitting end for him 47.” >
  
  Getting the Russian Hare rank on this Tubeway Torpedo: Part 2 mission would be even better. >
  
  Average male life expectancy in Russia is only 66 (a full 10 years less than women), which is about the age of this guy. Not saying that none of these recent deaths have been highly suspicious, just that middle-aged men die there at an alarming rate in general. >
  
  I bet shipyard directors are on the longer side of the average, just as mobilized nobodys are on the shorter side. >
  
  I wonder whether access to copious amounts of vodka might equalize them both. >
  
  Correct. I will never forget my first time in that country seeing some lady with a can of Red Devil puking in a gutter on a Tuesday afternoon 
  It's like the weekend every day! They at least made it so you can't buy hard liquor 24/7. >
  
  He was standing too far from ground. Its common underwater. >
  
  Long way to the bottom! >
  
  I often wonder why folks in Russia don’t view all these “sudden” deaths (usually from falling down stairs or out of windows) as planned murders from state actors who want these folks dead. 
  And then I realize that when Trump’s first wife fell down a flight of stairs and died suddenly in July…everyone in America was like “oh, what a tragic accident.”
  I guess folks will believe what they want to believe. >
  
  Do we have reason to believe Ivana's death wasn't an accident? (This is actually the first time I'm hearing that Ivana died at all, wtf)