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  In Soviet Russia.. death needs no cause.
context: Suddenly dying must be the #1 cause of death in Russia. >
  
  SRDS - Sudden Russian Death Syndrome >
  
  Reports came in that he was alive, until he died. >
  
  Official cause of death: Oxygen intake reduced to zero. >
  
  Held his head in a bucket of water for 15 minutes. >
  
  Jumped out of his 2nd floor apartment window and fell 15 stories to his death. >
  
  while shooting himself twice in the head and was involved in a hit-run car accident when he hit the ground >
  
  Fell out of the submarine window. >
  
  They specifically cut one in, just to throw him out of it. >
  
  Excuse me.
  It's so he can FALL out of it.
  No one is pushed in Russia. >
  
  Frankly a lot of people feel that if they were in Russia that they too would have a very strong urge to "fall" out of a window. It's not the greatest place to be these days.
  OTOH, Republicans like that falling feeling. They can complain about how Democrats built such weak windows. >
  
  All jokes aside, what's the point of killing someone in a position like this? Isn't this counter perductive? >
  
  It’s supposed to be a warning to the next guy in this job, and others in similar situations. 
  If this was indeed a public killing, it’s supposed to send a very public message to others who are similarly engaged in corruption that they will be killed as well. >
  
  *the wrong corruption >
  
  It has already been announced that he was killed to death. Case closed. >
  
  Killed by Death