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  I don't know, when we both take em off and just start grabbing it can be pretty fun!
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  i take my glasses off for sex. i dont want the lenses to get dirty or the frames to get damaged. >
  
  I have damaged my frames before due to that. Not fun. >
  
  Also not fun is being unable to see the person you’re fucking >
  
  Have you tried hands? >
  
  what so i just put my hand on the persons face >
  
  How blind are you people good lord >
  
  Seriously blind, anything more than several centimeters away becomes abstract art >
  
  For some that's a feature not a bug >
  
  We counting condoms as clothing. 
  As i type this are glasses clothing? >
  
  The his reminded me of the college humour skit >
  
  You fat fogey. >
  
  Jeggings and condomed were the best >
  
  “Condom!” >
  
  
  glasses are the clothing item that stays on most during sex
  
  Lightning McQueen Crocs: >
  
  Kachow >
  
  I hate it when I got to Kachow and all the happens is a Kachigga >
  
  I laughed so hard at that comment, I’m crying. Funniest stuff I’ve read today! >
  
  You ever had sex with glasses on? Major annoyance. I take mine off every time. >
  
  If the girl I’m with is wearing glasses I ask to keep them on. Girls in glasses is a major weakness for me for some reason >
  
  A lot of us will take them off so they don't break, because we don't have $100 for a new pair >
  
  You could buy a plastic novelty pair for that exact reason >
  
  Yeah but that's on my partner, not on me >
  
  You could get ~~him~~ her the best Christmas gift >
  
  Her — I'm in a lesbian relationship >
  
  I would argue it’s actually socks.  Glasses are one of the first things I take off so they don’t get bent.  Twitching thighs tend to do that. >
  
  My husband takes his glasses off. 100% yes to socks though. Bonus points for fuzzy socks. My husband hates it but I tell him there are studies that show that women actually have better orgasms when their feet are warm. >
  
  Oh so that’s the secret!  Thank you hahaha >
  
  I've seen one single article that claimed that and did zero fact checking but I'm sticking to it. >
  
  I respect this >
  
  As a Canadian, I take the fuzzy socks game very seriously >
  
  My boyfriend always takes mine off for me before sex. It’s a polite and cute gesture >
  
  I do the same but only because my wife is blind and I’m ugly. >
  
  I do the same thing but only so my homies can smash too >
  
  Ah, rape jokes, men just keep trying them but they never get funnier. >
  
  It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none >
  
  There are two types of glasses-wearing people in this world. Those who keep them immaculately clean and fixate on them if they have the slightest smudge, and those who don’t care at all, and their glasses are always looking like they’re been smeared with Vaseline. You bet they’re coming off for sex. There’s lots of smearing, projectiles, and sweat, three things that don’t need my glasses’ involvement at all. >
  
  I feel like the may, possibly, be some middle ground between spotless and looking like the floor of a porno theater. >
  
  There- Is- Not- >
  
  I’ve never had sex with someone who didn’t take their glasses off, that shit always gets in the way. >
  
  I’ve also never had sex ~~with someone who didn’t take their glasses off~~ >
  
  Safety is no joke folks.  I endorse this message.  Please wear your safety glasses. >
  
  Last time I didn't wear my safety goggles during sex, I ended up catching Chlamydia >
  
  You clearly were wearing them improperly try putting them on harder and faster >
  
  Literally nobody agreeing with you. In my house the only thing staying on is my bf bonnet 🤣 >
  
  BF bonnet ? >
  
  These are not a clothing item, these are my eyes until bedtime >
  
  Except that most of glasses are more medical devices than clothing items (if they have prescription lenses ofc)
  It's like saying hearing aids are clothing items. >
  
  Are glasses really clothing? They're more a medical tools with a style. >
  
  Closer to jewelry than clothes. I think they're an accessory (like earphones or hearing aids). >
  
  
  
  Glasses aren't clothing.
  
  
  Clearly you've never tried to have sex while wearing glasses. >
  
  
  Clearly you've never tried to have sex
  
  Sums up Reddit perfectly. >
  
  Been wearing glasses since 12, not true, they always come off, easier to kiss.  I'd say it's socks >
  
  I 31f once was banging this dude with glasses. I was like 17. He would take them off and one time they fell off his nightstand and it took us 30 minutes to find them. All I was supposed to be doing was going to pick him up for dinner with my parents and go back to their house. So our quickie was a longie bc of his blind ass.  My mother was annoyed bc she is no dumby and my father just acted like he didn’t know. This is one of those things you don’t think off until a post like this triggers it. >
  
  jinkies >
  
  Glasses aren't clothing? This doesn't even make sense - the real answer is probably socks >
  
  Since when are glasses “clothing”?!? They’re not a (well, for most people at least) a fashion item .. >
  
  What has fashion to do with any of this? People wear clothes first and foremost for protection from the elements, and for hygiene. Fashion is a distant second, if that. >
  
  Nah.  It's socks for me.  I get cold!  Glasses are always off. >
  
  I’m near sighted. Maybe it’s different for those who are far sighted but glasses just get in the way and contribute nothing during sex.
  
  
  Trying to make out? Glasses hitting both of us.
  
  
  Eating pussy and she orgasms? Punji stake to the inner thigh! 
  
  
  Going at it with her on bottom? WATCH OUT FOR INCOMING OBJECTS! 
  
  
  Glasses are the first thing that come off during sex. >
  
  I would've guessed Apple Watch/Fit Bit.  Need to track that heart rate and such. >
  
  "Men can't find the clit" to be honest ma'am I ain't gonna be finding shit if you keep taking my glasses off to be sexy >
  
  I'm not sure I would consider glasses as clothes.
  Would you consider a hearing aid as clothes? >
  
  I thought the R2D2 stockings always stayed on... Was I lied too? >
  
  Absolutely, I'm far too blind to do anything without them. I'm not a fan of sex with faceless blobs. >
  
  I’m in the same boat you are. I can’t make eye contact with my partner unless I am wearing my glasses because he is a blurry blob. >
  
  I don’t consider glasses clothing, and I don’t keep mine on. That’s asking them to get destroyed. >
  
  If you can have sex with glasses on, you must have some boring sex. >
  
  Youve never gone slow and steady? Sex is like jogging, yeah, have the occasional sprint but when you run out of breath youve gotta keep pace, regulate your breathing, and take it slow. >
  
  If you're on top in a missionary position your glasses can fall off your face. I've ruined too many pairs not you take them off in sex. >
  
  This feels like it was written by someone who doesn’t wear glasses. Mine come off before anything else lol. Just passionate kissing is enough to start smudging them so much. >
  
  What? Have you tried to kiss another glasses
  Wearer?? Those come off like everything else. >
  
  Lies. It's thigh high socks. The glasses are taken off and placed to the side for their safety. >
  
  It’s actually one of the first things I take off. They are prone to fall off or be knocked off. >
  
  If we are counting accessories I'd guess watches or wedding rings. I definitely take my glasses off as I suspect most sane people do >
  
  That is blatantly false.  
  my glasses get foggy because of sweat and heat. I personally think socks are the clothing item staying on the most. >
  
  Glasses aren’t “clothing”. If you count them, then jewelry would also count, and people are far more likely to leave jewelry on than glasses. >
  
  If you wear glasses you know they’re a bitch to wear when just making out, the absolutely come off >
  
  Glasses are the first to get off. Unless your glasses are cheap or you have glasses fetish it's not worth getting deformed over a romp. >
  
  Maybe?!  But I take mine off, can't stand them sliding around and/or falling off >
  
  Am I the only one that takes them off in the beginning to keep them from smudging, but will often put them back on if there is a view you just can't miss? It's not that hard to keep them within reach, and quite natural anyway for someone who actually needs glasses. >
  
  They probably stay on the most but it’s probably hard keeping them on >
  
  The women I have been with that wore glasses always took them off >
  
  Nah, my glasses would break :) Socks could be or a hair tie or jewellery if they count :) >
  
  What? My partner and I always take them off. Other stuff can stay on from time to time but glasses are often fragile and wouldn't want anything to happen to them.. >
  
  Nah, I definitely take those off before my socks. I feel bad if I scrape them against my wife's body during the act... I'm guessing you don't wear glasses >
  
  Not me. Th3se things cost like 500$. Not trying to mess them up for some hanky panky >
  
  Firmly disagree. Every time my girlfriend and I have sex, my glasses are off first thing. I can navigate mostly by touch and glasses are fragile, expensive little trinkets that’ll come apart if I lie down with my head angled a bit wrong. Meanwhile, all of my other clothes are made of flexible fabric that I can just move aside, whilst also taking a good ten seconds to put back on should we get walked in on. Socks are almost always on since there’s not a lot of reason to take them off. >
  
  At the time I took mine off because they got in the way and also they get all smudgy. Even though I couldn’t see as much which sucked sometimes, the whole thing was more enjoyable without them. >
  
  I guess I don't consider my glasses clothing? But I'm legally blind without them. They are a necessity for me. >
  
  this feels like it was written by someone that does not wear glasses >
  
  Aren't they more of an accessory than a clothing item, like wristwatches are? >
  
  Lmao we both take our glasses off during the make out/foreplay part and then somewhere down the line he usually stops to put his back on because he wants to see. Makes me giggle like an idiot every time >
  
  Nah..Socks.  Gets cold around here, socks help.  Glasses just get in the way. >
  
  As much as I want to clearly see her face during sex, I would rather not have my glasses damaged >
  
  Nah, I take my glasses off. I'm essentially blind without them, but they just get in the way, so I take them off. My wife also likes to fuck in the dark, so there's not much to look at anyway. >
  
  It’s actually socks but let’s just pretend that you speak facts >
  
  No they don’t? They get in the way. I would say socks stay on the most >
  
  They're the first to come off for me. Glasses on is just uncomfortable, they fig into your face. >
  
  Who the fuck wears their glasses during sex? That would be so awkward. >
  
  i honestly think that the most kept on are socks, i always see people take off their glasses first when making out cause they’re in the way, can’t imagine having sex with them on >
  
  OP you’re so wrong and you’ve clearly never owned a pair of glasses >
  
  I need to have a serious conversation with the guy that told you glasses counts as "clothes" >
  
  I am much more likely to keep the Lightning McQueen light up shoes on than my glasses >
  
  Lmfao priceless nsfw image >
  
  Mine are the first thing to come off so they don’t get smudged, I need to start staying strapped with glasses cleaner if I wanna be able to see the woman. Makes low standards a lot easier though if I can’t see them >
  
  Close, but I would claim beer goggles probably are worn way more often... >
  
  Nope. They come right off if there’s a hint that sex is coming. Fog, break, fall off, etc >
  
  I haven’t been with someone that is into my glasses in a long time, I don’t bother. When guys like it, I totally will though. >
  
  I’m a 2-pump chump whenever my wife leaves her thick librarian glasses on. >
  
  I can barely make out with glasses on. Knocking them askew is hot, but only as a prelude to losin em >
  
  yeah, not entirely sure about that one op. Have you heard the one about the socks? >
  
  At least one person has gotta of left their socks on during sex >
  
  I like keeping my glasses on, but they start getting in the way very early on in the sex process >
  
  I'd argue socks or thongs.  Glasses can get busted from all the bussin >
  
  But glasses even obstruct making out … why would you keep them on ? >
  
  And why not? Glasses are hot! They distract my mild to moderate discomfort looking directly into people’s eyes! >
  
  what are you smokin that makes you classify glasses as clothing (i am assuming you are talking about prescription glasses and not sunglasses/aviators etc.) >
  
  Thigh highs. They're sexy, they keep you warm, and unlike glasses which are an accessory, they're actually clothing. >
  
  Most of the women I’ve slept with have worn corrective lenses. Any time they were wearing glasses instead of contacts, when activities started they would almost always take off the glasses. I’ve had a lot of sex with women who wear glasses, but very little sex with women wearing glasses during sex. >
  
  Strongly disagree. It’s probably shirts, but it’s definitely not glasses >
  
  In the movies I've seen, women always wear high heels during sex >
  
  No… glasses come off even for a light make-out session. Otherwise there will be nose-grease all over them. >
  
  I would argue that the blindfold is the item that stays on the most during sex… >
  
  Wait, there are people that keep their glasses on during sex? >
  
  Lol glasses stay on? Really?
  What kind of wimpy fucking are you people doing where your glasses magically stay on?
  Eyes should be rolling back into your head, like, you shouldn't be able to see straight.
  Cmon! >
  
  Gatekeeping sex >
  
  I thought this was something you do with the lights off? Or is that just a stereotype? >
  
  lights off? Brrrrrrrrrrrr
  Just like sex under blankets. >
  
  I don't know, when we both take em off and just start grabbing it can be pretty fun! >
  
  Don’t need glasses for sex
  Doesn’t matter what it looks like, as long as it feels good >
  
  And, if you can't see, you have an excuse if you wrong hole it. >
  
  As a glasses wearer I remove mine during sexy times. 
  Can’t have them getting broken now can we? >
  
  Not in my bedroom.    
  When the glasses go off,  and we both set out laptops to the side and go brush our teeth real quick,   you know it's about to get freaky! >
  
  Really? I always take mine off. They get in the way of the sex. >
  
  I take them off. But socks, ehmmm Honestly I forget them intentionally 😂 >
  
  That's not true at all. Even shirts are more likely to stay on.
  What you're looking for is socks. >
  
  Interesting article in that link… Think of them as a hat for your next toe-curling O… >
  
  hat-that-toe >
  
  Unless you are a white teen that thinks he's gangsta, then it's your stupid hat, or a skinny black dude, then it's your socks.
  Porn Stereotypes.. >
  
  My ex took mine off before the first kiss because they got in the way >
  
  I would have thought it vests, but different strokes for different folks. >
  
  My girlfriends glasses broke when she kept them on and she had gotten them a day before >
  
  They're the first thing me and my husband take off. They get smudged, get in the way, and mean we have to see each other. >
  
  since glasses are clothing then its probably jewelry that stays on the most >
  
  My glasses come off but that's because they would come off anyways >
  
  I don't care about them getting bent, but it's hard to cuddle before/after/during with them on, so I take em off pretty quick >
  
  Socks should be, especially if they are maroon and green striped, and merino. >
  
  I can still feel my way around without glasses. He he, feel. Honestly, I'm a sock guy. Even if I'm overheating from the exercise and my hot wife (double entendre!) on me my feet still get cold.
  And glasses aren't clothing. They are a disability aid for one of the mildest disabilities. >
  
  Ehhh.. I disagree. I usually take my glasses once thing start getting heated. They just get in the way >
  
  Socks.... More people wear socks than glasses.... And judging by pornhub .... No one ever takes their Socks off.. >
  
  Wait, you keep your glasses on? That’s the first thing I take off. >
  
  I would think it to be socks. I’ve always took my glasses off before I had lasiks and stopped wearing them >
  
  Good no. They get in the way and get all smudged up. Glasses come off first. >
  
  Hey, everybody, come check out this person with cloth spectacles! >
  
  Ill counter with thigh high/knee high socks. Please wear them and dont take them off  during👌 >
  
  I’ve never seen someone who’s left their glasses on during sex >
  
  Depends on the position and how bad your eye sight is. I wanna see the girl body while having sex. Not a blurry white ass >
  
  This is the first thing that comes off if u had sex with proper foreplay lol >
  
  No. Just no.
  Sounds like you're inexperienced. 
  Glasses literally the first thing to come off. They're uncomfortable, gets in the way, gets immediately dirty, and have a high possibility of getting bent. >
  
  Um, in my experience usually they come off when we’re are making out because they get all fogged up. >
  
  OP must be super in shape, In my experience as a 40 yo with kids, sexy time is lights off or super dim. Mostly under blankets. If I need to see something that is because something is lost. >
  
  My watch says otherwise. 
  Gotta know my heart rate in the middle of it after all.  /s >
  
  Either OP doesn't have Glasses or Sex but they're not qualified for this. >
  
  I'm pretty sure it's socks. My glasses cost more than an Xbox, they're not allowed during any kind of physical activity. I can't replace those easily. >
  
  Whenecer i’m kissing my wife and the glasses come off, i know it’s go time! >
  
  Absolutely incorrect 
  Socks. Because you can’t be bothered to fidget. 
  I always take off my glasses, so does my partner. 
  Too dangerous. >
  
  its most likely socks tbh, way more ppl leave those on and most glasses wearers will take theirs off bc sex isnt exactly the safest for glasses. Obv if their eyesight is crazy bad they keep them on but most ppl w glasses have good enough eyesight to still see their partner w like 95% clarity >
  
  Glasses just aren't clothing in my life. They are a necessity!
  That said, I take mine off in case they get damaged >
  
  The day i'll have to do it, i'll go without my glasses, i don't need my eyes to know how my partner would feel!
  (Also, lights off and during the night) >
  
  Nah it's socks bc. Thigh highs and because glasses might get damaged or dirty so is better to take them off >
  
  No, I take mine off every time lmao. They get smudgy, and there is a high chance it could get smushed too. >
  
  Tf would I have my glasses on during sex??? Dude, take them off >
  
  No, they aren't. People that wear glasses almost always take them off for sex. Bras or socks or something are definitely more common. >
  
  Probably in absolute terms but as a percentage of actual trials I'd say thigh high boots are worn more >
  
  Cap >
  
  I have really poor eyesight and i think they would get slightly offended if i took my glasses off, that's like asking if they can turn off the light or wear a bag on their head. >
  
  No mine come off when the kissing gets hot.  I know how she looks when she loving me. >
  
  Glasses would require cloth to be clothing glasses are an accessory >
  
  Nah this is wrong. As I've seen lots of others say I am a glasses wearer that always takes them off. Maybe you need to have better sex if your glasses aren't getting in the way lol >
  
  At first i was like ye true then i realised that i take them off so maybe not 😂 >
  
  If glasses are all of a sudden considered clothing then it pretty sure the real answer is the dick hat… >
  
  Ah the struggle of wanting to see her vs not wanting them to get all greasy/smudged/broken >
  
  Well considering probone with my head in the pillow? Hello no keeping them on hurts my nose haha. Socks on the other hand >
  
  OP doesn’t have glasses or sex, either one of those, because it’s too dangerous to keep them on with out taking the risk to bent them. >
  
  If I take my glasses of, the pillow will be having very strong words with HR. 
  Reason? I'm short sighted as fuck >
  
  I wear glasses, now all ive gotta do is find someone to have sex with XD >
  
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  i take my glasses off for sex. i dont want the lenses to get dirty or the frames to get damaged. >
  
  I have damaged my frames before due to that. Not fun. >
  
  Also not fun is being unable to see the person you’re fucking >
  
  Have you tried hands? >
  
  what so i just put my hand on the persons face >
  
  How blind are you people good lord >
  
  Seriously blind, anything more than several centimeters away becomes abstract art >
  
  For some that's a feature not a bug >
  
  We counting condoms as clothing. 
  As i type this are glasses clothing? >
  
  The his reminded me of the college humour skit >
  
  You fat fogey. >
  
  Jeggings and condomed were the best >
  
  “Condom!” >
  
  
  glasses are the clothing item that stays on most during sex
  
  Lightning McQueen Crocs: >
  
  Kachow >
  
  I hate it when I got to Kachow and all the happens is a Kachigga >
  
  I laughed so hard at that comment, I’m crying. Funniest stuff I’ve read today! >
  
  You ever had sex with glasses on? Major annoyance. I take mine off every time. >
  
  If the girl I’m with is wearing glasses I ask to keep them on. Girls in glasses is a major weakness for me for some reason >
  
  A lot of us will take them off so they don't break, because we don't have $100 for a new pair >
  
  You could buy a plastic novelty pair for that exact reason >
  
  Yeah but that's on my partner, not on me >
  
  You could get ~~him~~ her the best Christmas gift >
  
  Her — I'm in a lesbian relationship >
  
  I would argue it’s actually socks.  Glasses are one of the first things I take off so they don’t get bent.  Twitching thighs tend to do that. >
  
  My husband takes his glasses off. 100% yes to socks though. Bonus points for fuzzy socks. My husband hates it but I tell him there are studies that show that women actually have better orgasms when their feet are warm. >
  
  Oh so that’s the secret!  Thank you hahaha >
  
  I've seen one single article that claimed that and did zero fact checking but I'm sticking to it. >
  
  I respect this >
  
  As a Canadian, I take the fuzzy socks game very seriously >
  
  My boyfriend always takes mine off for me before sex. It’s a polite and cute gesture >
  
  I do the same but only because my wife is blind and I’m ugly. >
  
  I do the same thing but only so my homies can smash too >
  
  Ah, rape jokes, men just keep trying them but they never get funnier. >
  
  It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none >
  
  There are two types of glasses-wearing people in this world. Those who keep them immaculately clean and fixate on them if they have the slightest smudge, and those who don’t care at all, and their glasses are always looking like they’re been smeared with Vaseline. You bet they’re coming off for sex. There’s lots of smearing, projectiles, and sweat, three things that don’t need my glasses’ involvement at all. >
  
  I feel like the may, possibly, be some middle ground between spotless and looking like the floor of a porno theater. >
  
  There- Is- Not- >
  
  I’ve never had sex with someone who didn’t take their glasses off, that shit always gets in the way. >
  
  I’ve also never had sex ~~with someone who didn’t take their glasses off~~ >
  
  Safety is no joke folks.  I endorse this message.  Please wear your safety glasses. >
  
  Last time I didn't wear my safety goggles during sex, I ended up catching Chlamydia >
  
  You clearly were wearing them improperly try putting them on harder and faster >
  
  Literally nobody agreeing with you. In my house the only thing staying on is my bf bonnet 🤣 >
  
  BF bonnet ? >
  
  These are not a clothing item, these are my eyes until bedtime >
  
  Except that most of glasses are more medical devices than clothing items (if they have prescription lenses ofc)
  It's like saying hearing aids are clothing items. >
  
  Are glasses really clothing? They're more a medical tools with a style. >
  
  Closer to jewelry than clothes. I think they're an accessory (like earphones or hearing aids). >
  
  
  
  Glasses aren't clothing.
  
  
  Clearly you've never tried to have sex while wearing glasses. >
  
  
  Clearly you've never tried to have sex
  
  Sums up Reddit perfectly. >
  
  Been wearing glasses since 12, not true, they always come off, easier to kiss.  I'd say it's socks >
  
  I 31f once was banging this dude with glasses. I was like 17. He would take them off and one time they fell off his nightstand and it took us 30 minutes to find them. All I was supposed to be doing was going to pick him up for dinner with my parents and go back to their house. So our quickie was a longie bc of his blind ass.  My mother was annoyed bc she is no dumby and my father just acted like he didn’t know. This is one of those things you don’t think off until a post like this triggers it. >
  
  jinkies >
  
  Glasses aren't clothing? This doesn't even make sense - the real answer is probably socks >
  
  Since when are glasses “clothing”?!? They’re not a (well, for most people at least) a fashion item .. >
  
  What has fashion to do with any of this? People wear clothes first and foremost for protection from the elements, and for hygiene. Fashion is a distant second, if that. >
  
  Nah.  It's socks for me.  I get cold!  Glasses are always off. >
  
  I’m near sighted. Maybe it’s different for those who are far sighted but glasses just get in the way and contribute nothing during sex.
  
  
  Trying to make out? Glasses hitting both of us.
  
  
  Eating pussy and she orgasms? Punji stake to the inner thigh! 
  
  
  Going at it with her on bottom? WATCH OUT FOR INCOMING OBJECTS! 
  
  
  Glasses are the first thing that come off during sex. >
  
  I would've guessed Apple Watch/Fit Bit.  Need to track that heart rate and such. >
  
  "Men can't find the clit" to be honest ma'am I ain't gonna be finding shit if you keep taking my glasses off to be sexy >
  
  I'm not sure I would consider glasses as clothes.
  Would you consider a hearing aid as clothes? >
  
  I thought the R2D2 stockings always stayed on... Was I lied too? >
  
  Absolutely, I'm far too blind to do anything without them. I'm not a fan of sex with faceless blobs. >
  
  I’m in the same boat you are. I can’t make eye contact with my partner unless I am wearing my glasses because he is a blurry blob. >
  
  I don’t consider glasses clothing, and I don’t keep mine on. That’s asking them to get destroyed. >
  
  If you can have sex with glasses on, you must have some boring sex. >
  
  Youve never gone slow and steady? Sex is like jogging, yeah, have the occasional sprint but when you run out of breath youve gotta keep pace, regulate your breathing, and take it slow. >
  
  If you're on top in a missionary position your glasses can fall off your face. I've ruined too many pairs not you take them off in sex. >
  
  This feels like it was written by someone who doesn’t wear glasses. Mine come off before anything else lol. Just passionate kissing is enough to start smudging them so much. >
  
  What? Have you tried to kiss another glasses
  Wearer?? Those come off like everything else. >
  
  Lies. It's thigh high socks. The glasses are taken off and placed to the side for their safety. >
  
  It’s actually one of the first things I take off. They are prone to fall off or be knocked off. >
  
  If we are counting accessories I'd guess watches or wedding rings. I definitely take my glasses off as I suspect most sane people do >
  
  That is blatantly false.  
  my glasses get foggy because of sweat and heat. I personally think socks are the clothing item staying on the most. >
  
  Glasses aren’t “clothing”. If you count them, then jewelry would also count, and people are far more likely to leave jewelry on than glasses. >
  
  If you wear glasses you know they’re a bitch to wear when just making out, the absolutely come off >
  
  Glasses are the first to get off. Unless your glasses are cheap or you have glasses fetish it's not worth getting deformed over a romp. >
  
  Maybe?!  But I take mine off, can't stand them sliding around and/or falling off >
  
  Am I the only one that takes them off in the beginning to keep them from smudging, but will often put them back on if there is a view you just can't miss? It's not that hard to keep them within reach, and quite natural anyway for someone who actually needs glasses. >
  
  They probably stay on the most but it’s probably hard keeping them on >
  
  The women I have been with that wore glasses always took them off >
  
  Nah, my glasses would break :) Socks could be or a hair tie or jewellery if they count :) >
  
  What? My partner and I always take them off. Other stuff can stay on from time to time but glasses are often fragile and wouldn't want anything to happen to them.. >
  
  Nah, I definitely take those off before my socks. I feel bad if I scrape them against my wife's body during the act... I'm guessing you don't wear glasses >
  
  Not me. Th3se things cost like 500$. Not trying to mess them up for some hanky panky >
  
  Firmly disagree. Every time my girlfriend and I have sex, my glasses are off first thing. I can navigate mostly by touch and glasses are fragile, expensive little trinkets that’ll come apart if I lie down with my head angled a bit wrong. Meanwhile, all of my other clothes are made of flexible fabric that I can just move aside, whilst also taking a good ten seconds to put back on should we get walked in on. Socks are almost always on since there’s not a lot of reason to take them off. >
  
  At the time I took mine off because they got in the way and also they get all smudgy. Even though I couldn’t see as much which sucked sometimes, the whole thing was more enjoyable without them. >
  
  I guess I don't consider my glasses clothing? But I'm legally blind without them. They are a necessity for me. >
  
  this feels like it was written by someone that does not wear glasses >
  
  Aren't they more of an accessory than a clothing item, like wristwatches are? >
  
  Lmao we both take our glasses off during the make out/foreplay part and then somewhere down the line he usually stops to put his back on because he wants to see. Makes me giggle like an idiot every time >
  
  Nah..Socks.  Gets cold around here, socks help.  Glasses just get in the way. >
  
  As much as I want to clearly see her face during sex, I would rather not have my glasses damaged >
  
  Nah, I take my glasses off. I'm essentially blind without them, but they just get in the way, so I take them off. My wife also likes to fuck in the dark, so there's not much to look at anyway. >
  
  It’s actually socks but let’s just pretend that you speak facts >
  
  No they don’t? They get in the way. I would say socks stay on the most >
  
  They're the first to come off for me. Glasses on is just uncomfortable, they fig into your face. >
  
  Who the fuck wears their glasses during sex? That would be so awkward. >
  
  i honestly think that the most kept on are socks, i always see people take off their glasses first when making out cause they’re in the way, can’t imagine having sex with them on >
  
  OP you’re so wrong and you’ve clearly never owned a pair of glasses >
  
  I need to have a serious conversation with the guy that told you glasses counts as "clothes" >
  
  I am much more likely to keep the Lightning McQueen light up shoes on than my glasses >
  
  Lmfao priceless nsfw image >
  
  Mine are the first thing to come off so they don’t get smudged, I need to start staying strapped with glasses cleaner if I wanna be able to see the woman. Makes low standards a lot easier though if I can’t see them >
  
  Close, but I would claim beer goggles probably are worn way more often... >
  
  Nope. They come right off if there’s a hint that sex is coming. Fog, break, fall off, etc >
  
  I haven’t been with someone that is into my glasses in a long time, I don’t bother. When guys like it, I totally will though. >
  
  I’m a 2-pump chump whenever my wife leaves her thick librarian glasses on. >
  
  I can barely make out with glasses on. Knocking them askew is hot, but only as a prelude to losin em >
  
  yeah, not entirely sure about that one op. Have you heard the one about the socks? >
  
  At least one person has gotta of left their socks on during sex >
  
  I like keeping my glasses on, but they start getting in the way very early on in the sex process >
  
  I'd argue socks or thongs.  Glasses can get busted from all the bussin >
  
  But glasses even obstruct making out … why would you keep them on ? >
  
  And why not? Glasses are hot! They distract my mild to moderate discomfort looking directly into people’s eyes! >
  
  what are you smokin that makes you classify glasses as clothing (i am assuming you are talking about prescription glasses and not sunglasses/aviators etc.) >
  
  Thigh highs. They're sexy, they keep you warm, and unlike glasses which are an accessory, they're actually clothing. >
  
  Most of the women I’ve slept with have worn corrective lenses. Any time they were wearing glasses instead of contacts, when activities started they would almost always take off the glasses. I’ve had a lot of sex with women who wear glasses, but very little sex with women wearing glasses during sex. >
  
  Strongly disagree. It’s probably shirts, but it’s definitely not glasses >
  
  In the movies I've seen, women always wear high heels during sex >
  
  No… glasses come off even for a light make-out session. Otherwise there will be nose-grease all over them. >
  
  I would argue that the blindfold is the item that stays on the most during sex… >
  
  Wait, there are people that keep their glasses on during sex? >
  
  Lol glasses stay on? Really?
  What kind of wimpy fucking are you people doing where your glasses magically stay on?
  Eyes should be rolling back into your head, like, you shouldn't be able to see straight.
  Cmon! >
  
  Gatekeeping sex >
  
  I thought this was something you do with the lights off? Or is that just a stereotype? >
  
  lights off? Brrrrrrrrrrrr
  Just like sex under blankets.