comment: >
  
  The magnitude of DeSantis' win, like Kemp's to the North is a bit sketchy, but they were both going to win. Some of the down ballot wins are sketchier.
context: I really, really hope this man is Trump's new attack dog >
  
  You might be right given that Rudy 'Hellhound' Guiliani is hitting the skids with the whole disbarment thing. >
  
  poor boy is ol yeller at this point >
  
  No, we liked old yeller. >
  
  It wasn't that long ago that Rudy was referred to as "America's Mayor". >
  
  Ok, well, we never came to despise and ridicule Old Yeller, because he turned out to be an asshole, ok? >
  
  Giuliani is Old Yeller if the rabies had progressed >
  
  Nah. He'd be in the ground long before now. >
  
  Shhh… C’mon boy… just down yonder there… >
  
  The richer you get, the better your coke works. >
  
  Isn't Lindell more of a crack cocaine guy? >
  
  No. When you’re rich and white it’s called freebase. >
  
  Tbf there actually is a difference. >
  
  I don’t believe it either.
  Not because of fraud or anything, just the sense of ‘How did this asshole win despite the clown show of his previous term?’ >
  
  Because he has (R) next to his name in Florida >
  
  You could take the corpse of a monkey and slap it in a suit, then teach another monkey to shove its arm up it's ass and use it like a puppet, then name the corpse-monkey Childkiller McRapist and as long as you put an (R) after the name it will get a significant portion of the Republican votes without a hint of difficulty. >
  
  Not to be unkind and describe the the corpse-monkey puppet as a poor quality candidate, but it feels like the only way for it to win an R primary is for it to be a God-fearing Christian who is pro life, pro guns and pro Trump. >
  
  It doesn't just feel that way. It is that way. They get bonus points in the primary for racist dog whistles and for outright anti-LGBTQ bigotry as well. >
  
  His mustache makes him look like he’s a used car salesman from the 80’s. >
  
  You're lying if you say you don't think he looks wayyy to much like Jeff Foxworthy. >
  
  I'd say Foxworthy is the Luigi to Lindell's Mario >
  
  Quality comment. >
  
  This guy. LMAO. >
  
  Maga hurts itself in confusion >
  
  Poke reference? >
  
  Yes. >
  
  LOL, the internecine war in the GOP is going to be epic. >
  
  Right?  Cause i feel like the moderates, and a needbfor the government to work somewhat is going to tear them apart.  And its going to be ugly.  Like mean girls breakup ugly. >
  
  What moderates? >
  
  Moderates are people who, when you ask about any specific policy position, they choose the mainstream Dem position, but then at election time somehow say "oh I don't follow politics closely" or "I hate partisanship" and never realize that they are the problem. >
  
  This guy’s opinion on anything is relevant why? >
  
  Because he humps pillows I heard.  Not sure why that makes him relevant, but that’s what his supporters tell me. >
  
  He should sell Trump body pillows, anime style >
  
  My dad loved those pillows. Another reason I'm thankful he passed when he did. He saw Trump take office, missed the Eagles winning the Super Bowl, missed Covid. Life is full of contradictions. >
  
  <3 >
  
  ...and so it begins. >
  
  Begun the Clocaine Wars have. >
  
  I don't believe Mike Lindell isn't still on crack! >
  
  Is this junky mad because Ron won and trump didn’t? >
  
  He's mad because he's desperate for money and gets paid for this act. >
  
  Let them eat each other. >
  
  I bet the kkk buy their sheets from this asshole. >
  
  Who cares.  Mike Lindell is a traitor and a pillow salesman. >
  
  I have to admit, only in this timeline did my brain stutter for a moment asking, "which one is worse?". So much weird shit has become normalized. >
  
  Why are we still talking to this guy? Seriously >
  
  Mike Lindell sucked my dick for crack. >
  
  I sucked Mike Lindell's dick for crack.
  He gave me a pillow instead. 😞 >
  
  How does Lindell sell any pillows with that flaccid, orange penis in his mouth ? >
  
  Who could have predicted selling your soul to loonies would end badly??? 😲 >
  
  Why are we supposed to care what this man thinks??Broadie sold pillows & now he care about democracy & shi?? Corny >
  
  Well I don't believe it's his pillow. >
  
  watching the chaotic-evil portion of the GOP war with the lawful-evil portion really warms my heart this lovely Christmas eve. >
  
  That’s a real crack observation, Mikey. >
  
  Iswydt >
  
  Friendly fire! >
  
  lol who cares what the fucking pillow salesman thinks. that’s all he is. let’s move him back to that status >
  
  If Mike Lindell does the Floridian people the courteous favor of friendly firing DeSantis into inevitable loss for the rest of his political career, that’d be great. >
  
  Who cares? Shouldn’t he be in jail by now? 🤣 >
  
  If there is a god, He will let Lindell lead the GOP. >
  
  Just to let you all know, I am travelling in South Alabama at the moment and I saw an actual billboard:
  
  Ron DeSantis for President.
  He's Trump without the crazy.
  
  There was a picture of DeSantis's face wearing what I believe were Oakleys. This is evidently what you wear if you are not crazy. No word on the white wellingtons.
  So that is what is going on in the Yellowhammer state. >
  
  Who gives a f@ck what this guy believes? >
  
  he's huffing his pillows again, isn't he >
  
  Like Frankenstein's monster, they've lost control of the beast they've created. >
  
  Seriously it blows my mind that a then sitting U.S. President would give this guy a national platform to scream things about election fraud and whatever else that passed through his head without so much as a thought that this wouldn’t be a bad idea. >
  
  I still can't believe my Mom bought at least 4 of his pillows for $100 apiece, but I guess that cross around his neck made her assume he was a god-fearing decent man. >
  
  Wow, had no idea he was getting that much for a pillow. What are they stuffed with gold? >
  
  Nah, they are a cotton bag of shredded memory foam remnants.  Their prices are a lot cheaper now, guess word of mouth has killed them. >
  
  Here it comes GOP will destroy itself,  via trumps fucked up ego >
  
  Nobody cares if you and especially you cant believe it, Mike. Man's a nutcase.
  These fools need to separate what they want vs what actually going on in reality. Children figure that out early so the hell is Pillow Boy and most of the Republican leadership's excuse? >
  
  Welcome to 2023. If you can't find the answer on Google, you cannot fathom that it happened. >
  
  Who fucking cares? Why are people giving this joke of a human being air time? >
  
  Yes, I hope the Republican Party tears itself apart with the trump-desantis schism. Let the fascist tear themselves apart. >
  
  Just how a lot of people question if his pillows really make you sleep better… this dude proves it’s way too easy to get rich in America >
  
  Hey Repubs, once you release poison gas you can't control where it goes. >
  
  If loving Lindell is wrong, I don’t want to be right… wing >
  
  I agree with Mike, there is something genuinely fraudulent in Florida. >
  
  I also don’t believe that any republican can get elected >
  
  Nice, now they’re going to start accusing each other of cheating.
  Although to be fair, DeSantis did have a bunch of voters arrested and probably frightened countless others not to vote, but he probably would have won anyway because Florida. >
  
  I don’t believe either of them actually exist. Best that fake pillow man. >
  
  So why is "TheHill" promoting LIndell?  Does Lindell have a financial interest in TheHill? >
  
  Mike Pillow wants to be a maga Republican big shot. You want to run for office? It's time for pillow talk. >
  
  Doesn't explain any media putting him in the news as though what he says has any relevance. >
  
  Why does anyone give a damn what this pillow hawker thinks? >
  
  Hocker. That’s the word you’re looking for. >
  
  GOP vote is going to split >
  
  The ghost of Woodrow Wilson is not trying at all to contain a very large smile right now. >
  
  I love to see the gop attack itself.  Like a hamster eating its young. >
  
  Mike the crackhead Lindell at it again >
  
  I mean... let him go run amok in the GOP's business.  At the very least it'll be good for a laugh to those of us living in reality. >
  
  Is pillow from Mypillow.cum Teslas of pillows or something?
  Senior citizens get the pillow at no costs or very little costs to themselves? >
  
  Did a little bit extra go up his nose or is just a raving lunatic. I already know the answer.  A bit of both >
  
  I love the in fighting. Cause it might be the only thing that derails desantis being president. >
  
  Yes yes yes. Reap what you sow, idiots. >
  
  Mike is so fascinating, in a bad way. I won’t loose any sleep over some in fighting though lmao keep it up mr lindell >
  
  Um…sure ok Mike Pillow go for it, dig deep. >
  
  He makes a shitty pillow. >
  
  Hey, look guys- the Oracle has spoken!
  Just like Trump, the pillow jerk doesn't realize that he has become irrelevant. >
  
  I don’t believe that Mike Lindell actually sells mattresses. I think he actually just sells used cars and people just assume they are race car beds. >
  
  I hope this pathetic POS is right on this one. >
  
  It was only a matter of time till they started using this tactic against each other. >
  
  DeSantis will likely only come down to the schoolyard if his polling numbers are low. >
  
  Pillow Fight! >
  
  Hey - if mike says he “don’t believe it” there’s likely 30% of voters who would agree. >
  
  No-one cares what you think Mike.... >
  
  This is going to be a fun two years ladies and gentlemen. >
  
  I really want the GOP primary to kick off already so these morons eat each other >
  
  Go away Lindell. Go make more pillows or something. >
  
  But what I do believe in folks is just how comfortable the my pillow is. See how it retains its shape after a long nights sleep at the foot of Trumps bed. >
  
  Can we just stop giving that wackadoodle a platform to speak…. He is a complete idiot stop giving him the microphone >
  
  He's got his own microphone, being able to make their own secondary reality is how they got so many Qanon loyalist. >
  
  “Like sand through the hourglass… these are the days of our lives.” >
  
  Maybe mike's pillows cause stupidity? >
  
  no one gives a flying fuck what you think, Lindell >
  
  Why do we care what a “pillow guy” thinks? >
  
  Just woke to.my Xmas present. Lovely! >
  
  Who cares what a pillow salesman thinks? >
  
  You don’t believe it? Oh. Okay.  Here’s a pillow.  Maybe you should just sleep on it. >
  
  Well it sounds like we need a bunch of frivolous lawsuits and calls to overthrow the government of Florida! >
  
  Will someone rid me of this meddlesome crackhead!! >
  
  I smell a cat fight >
  
  r/leapordsatemybrain. >
  
  What is his end game? He has lost any shred of credibility he had and nobody cares what he says. >
  
  It's interesting to watch an insane person for a while, but I have had enough of this guy. >
  
  They think they’re entitled to their own reality. >
  
  I don’t believe it either. rip each other apart over it please. >
  
  The revolution eats its children. >
  
  Who gives a fuck what this turd believes? This is only in the news so you don’t focus your attention on the elite swindling you for everything you have. >
  
  More like “gorsh, I don belieb et!” >
  
  Does anyone care if he believes it?  It’s close but I think I had a pet rock with higher iq scores. >
  
  grabs popcorn >
  
  Who gives a shit what he thinks? >
  
  How to say I have no idea how reality works without saying it >
  
  Why is this news? He is a nobody. >
  
  Go cry in your pillow. >
  
  I wonder what the guy outside the liquor store thinks?  BECAUSE HIS OPINION IS JUST AS FUCKING IRRELEVANT. >
  
  Well gather your pillows and storm Florida you big dope! >
  
  Isn’t Mike Lindell an admitted crackhead? >
  
  The Family’s prized stooge >
  
  Why are we paying attention to this idiot? >
  
  MTG and Bowbert used to be the GOPs ‘Canary I’m a Coal Mine’ to float ideas and see how they go then they can go in or just say ‘they are crazy’
  Now that they are in a High School fight they had to drop down (who knew there was a down from them) to Pillow Guy to float their ideas. 
  It makes sense as he is a Trump lackey big time and trump is gonna lose to Death Sentence in a primary. >
  
  Ya gotta admit that he's good for a laugh. >
  
  I don't believe his mustache isn't a permanent stain from sucking on assholes. >
  
  why would anyone care what this idiot says or does? >
  
  here he goes again >
  
  This feels like a head-fake.  Mike will be on those coat-tails any second.