comment: >
  
  Oh he knows - he slipped and fell on it and for some reason it was lubed and he was relaxed enough and it popped right in there.
context: Rectum!
  Damn near killed him! >
  
  It's criminal how few up votes you've got for this >
  
  "Pull my finger." >
  
  Let me guess, he doesn't know how it got there?