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  Blessed be the fruit.
context: I feel like this would be a huge violation of like my child’s privacy and what’s it called oh yeah big government. >
  
  The brainwashing in America is in fourth gear rn. All reason out the fuckin window. How do you even come back from this level of nonsense >
  
  Education.  Which is why Republicans have been going after that for decades. >
  
  Isn't it funny that the same party that claims we need to compete with China is also anti formal education? >
  
  They just want to compete at the level of cheap labor. >
  
  It's why they're so obssessed with trying to find ways to funnel money from public schools, i.e. the places where the children of "those people" go, and into private schools, where their children go.
  They're purposely trying to remove access to one of the few equalizers that people have when growing up poor. Republicans don't want an educated merit-based workforce, they want a nation of serfs run by their undeserving and inept crotch-spawn. >
  
  They eye the Russian oligarchs with longing >
  
  Russian oligarchs are much more jealous of US oligarchs, they don’t have to worry about the good old double tap to the back of the head from daddy Putin. >
  
  No, life under Putin is fantastic!  Who doesn't love tea parties?  Not to mention that he always books you in hotel rooms several stories up with big windows to make sure you have a good view.  He's a swell guy! >
  
  Haven’t you always wanted to walk up a long flight of stairs with Putin? >
  
  Seriously. Like what kind of sick world do people live in that they think this is acceptable?!?! >
  
  Same world that will let this man continue to enjoy wealth, totally unpunished, until the day he dies peacefully alongside his family. God very clearly doesn’t exist and we are living in an unchangeable hell. >
  
  Reminder that Henry Kissinger is still alive and well respected by our political establishment. >
  
  I wonder how he’ll be discussed and “honored” when he finally dies. >
  
  There will definitely be celebrations in Vietnam, Chile, Argentina, Bangladesh, Pakistan… >
  
  And here, at my home. There will be a party! And the day will be remembered in the way we remember April 30th 1945 when another Nazi finally shot himself (coward!!) through the head... >
  
  I would start mailing my used tampons and pads etc to this fuckass. >
  
  Seriously these guys can go suck a fuck. >
  
  How exactly does one suck a fuck? >
  
  Sigh. We will not have this at the dinner table..... >
  
  All around me are familiar faces... >
  
  I find it kind of funny; I find it kind of sad.
  The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had. >
  
  Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. >
  
  He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus! >
  
  "That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny." >
  
  Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit? >
  
  Can we have just one day where Republicans don't discuss other people's genitals? >
  
  Between this and Hunter the Hung's Laptop, it's going to be a long two years of genitals. >
  
  “A Long Two Years of Genitals” 
  -IMDB 4.5/10 “too much dialogue, not enough genitals.” >
  
  Now, here's the twist, and there is a twist. We show it. We show All of it. Because what's the one major thing missing from all action movies these days? Full penetration. Guys, we're going to show full penetration and we're going to show a lot of it. >
  
  They can fuck off because ain't getting that information about my daughters. >
  
  “She hasn’t started her cycle yet” …but she’s 17… “She hasn’t started her cycle yet” >
  
  Just by being athletic, their bodies can stop or even never start their periods. Low body percentage will usually do it. Seems like such a bad thing to track because there will likely be triggering false alarms about potential pregnancy. >
  
  It’s about transgendered kids participating in sports. >
  
  I remember reading there were only a handful of trans kids in sports across the US, despite all the interest in them by creepy old guys who want to use them as an excuse to examine our high school daughters. >
  
  Exactly. What percentage of the population is trans? 1%? So we’re talking maybe half a percent are male to female? And not all of those want to do full gender reassignment anyway.
  Then the group gets even smaller because of that tiny subset of kids even fewer will be interested in competing in sports at a high level. So much fuss over what? 9 kids? >
  
  Yep, it was a coordinated and concerted effort by an entire political party to bully exactly one student in the entire state. >
  
  Oh look, fear of trans athletes is morphing into more control over women for their protection, who could have guessed.
  All for entertainment. >
  
  It's not just that. It'll be used against those girls when they're suspected of being pregnant ! / aborting ! / miscarrying without a license. You get the idea. And because those fascist fucks know nothing about biology, what do you think happens when a girl is irregular? >
  
  I saw an article that said period tracking apps experienced a dramatic drop in users after Roe was overturned. Some of them switched their servers out of the US to give the illusion of privacy protection to customers. 
  I deleted my period tracking app and I'm no longer providing my menstrual history to my doctor. I don't want anything about my period or sex life documented in my medical records.  
  Sucks that it came to that, but with republicans going after women's rights I'm not taking any chances. 
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  and I'm no longer providing my menstrual history to my doctor
  
  Same! I have an IUD but still actually get (extremely light) periods on a regular cycle. I lie to every doctor now and just say I'm not menstruating. I don't want them to have a record of my cycle at all. >
  
  Wow. I’m just realizing this. I also have and IUD with light periods occasionally but damn I’m happy I’m too lazy to ever think hard enough to tell my doctor at my visits. For sure not going to now. It’s so sad it’s come to a point where the system is so fucked we can’t even be safe and honest with doctors who actually care. >
  
  FYI
  You do not have to provide any medical information that you don’t want to. Without explanation. A simple, ‘I don’t want to answer that question’ will do. 
  You can also ask if your urinalysis sample will include a pregnancy test. If so, you can always decline consent to one. >
  
  AFAIK, certain medical procedures require them to “make sure” you’re not pregnant before proceeding. It’s an insurance thing. I’ve tried to deny pregnancy tests before surgery and they straight up told me they wouldn’t be performing it then. So while you don’t have to let them test you, you can be denied care.
  If that’s not true and they were lying to me I’d love to know though, because I’m sick of some stupid hypothetical pregnancy I will never want being more important than my medical care. >
  
  FWIW, you should ask in the future if they have a consent form you can sign.  They understandably don’t want the liability but if you agree to sign away certain rights they might give.  Happened with me for a recent procedure and the immediate availability of the form implied standard procedure. >
  
  So much for small government. >
  
  Small enough to fit inside a vagina. >
  
  Pretty sure my bloody tampons absorb less toxic biowaste than whatever gushes out DeSantis’s brain. >
  
  You should mail them to his office >
  
  Your conservatives are creepy asf America! >
  
  Conservatives everywhere are weird. It's an ideology literally based on the opposition to progress. >
  
  I always saw them as Conservative in name, but politically regressive in reality. They just want us to go back to the good ol' times. >
  
  Entire conservative ideology:
  "The year {now-50} was pretty cool" >
  
  Lol, Gilead keeping track of the fertility of school girls >
  
  Under his eye >
  
  Blessed be the fruit >
  
  May the Lord open. >
  
  Praise be. >
  
  Next we'll get a headline that he's now requiring all women to register their periods online. >
  
  Under His eye