comment: >
  
  “The spirit is willing, but the flesh is sparky and bruised.” -Zapp Brainagain.
context: Are you Jacking On in there?! >
  
  Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? >
  
  
  Fox said he would prefer that people interested in brain stimulation use it under medical supervision.
  
  We're too broke for that, dude. >
  
  “Too broke for that, dude!”
  rips off a lamps power cord like he’s Walter White. >
  
  Wait what? I can buy something that'll send a mild shock to my barely reinforced thinking sponge??? Sign me up mofucka!
  Seriously, is this legit? I have a bunch of 9volts that might save me a few bucks. Should I start licking these like it's honey or what? >
  
  Only to test them.
  Here's how to interpret the results.
  *Nothing, just feels like putting your tongue on a spoon or something: battery is completely dead
  *You can sort of "taste" something sour or acid-y: battery is weak
  *A noticeable sting: battery is good but not 100% charged
  *A noticeable sting and your tongue twitches a little: battery is perfectly charged >
  
  dude how powerful are your batteries tf >
  
  Always have to check to make sure your car battery isn’t dead. >
  
  You best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias