comment: >
  
  Are satellites not a thing anymore?  What are we all excited about?
context: Maybe we should send a super sophisticated "weather" balloon over China and see what they do with it. >
  
  Make it shaped like Winnie the Pooh >
  
  I support this idea with my tax dollars. >
  
  The 9.2 trillion dollar balloon was inflated by Raytheon. >
  
  Sure, blame the price tag, but that’s just cover while nobody asks what happened to China. >
  
  Aw we hurt Pooh's feelings he can't see our honey stockpiles anymore >
  
  I wonder how they'd feel about America letting one of those ballons float over to China? Probably not too thrilled.