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  It's surprising how many uncivilized beasts don't understand this etiquette.
context: Alright then, I'll open the window. I'll open it all the way, and now nobody's happy. >
  
  Username checks out >
  
  Dude if I pay extra for a window seat it's my fucking window. If you want window controll pay more for that authoritah >
  
  I have never paid more or less for any position on a row. What airlines charge for this? >
  
  In every airline I’ve ever been on you can just let it assign you a seat for no extra charge, or pick any seat you want for an extra cost. This is important for many people including those with disabilities, pregnant people, people who pee a lot, people who are scared of flights or become claustrophobic easily, etc. I personally don’t care, but you want catch my mom on a flight unless she’s in the aisle >
  
  THIS 
  I have a chronic bladder condition and I have to pee like 3 times per hour so I can only fly in aisle seats >
  
  Nah I'm just afraid I'll see a gremlin on the plane wing. >
  
  YUM YUM >
  
  Wrong movie. >
  
  Did they make a movie out of that episode? Now I need to look that up... >
  
  Yup!  It was from the Twilight Zone Movie from 1983, with John Lithgow in the Shatner role. >
  
  Oh really? Was it good? >
  
  I chose window seats so I am the window operator. >
  
  I feel like you could have come up with a better title for yourself - Lord of the Ring-Shaped Portals or Master of All Openings or something like that. >
  
  “Master of All Openings” should be Johnny Sins official title. >
  
  Does Johnny Sins do gay porn too? I feel like you have to swing both ways to earn that title. >
  
  John Holmes did gay porn.  I neverknew that till a couple days ago. >
  
  The novelty of flying wears off after 4-5 flights per year. It ends up feeling like a long bus ride, basically. 
  Plane etiquette regarding 3 seat rows:
  Seat by window: 1 arm rest, 1 window control
  Middle Seat: 2 arm rests
  Aisle seat: 1 arm rest, extra leg room
  Middle seat/Aisle seat do not get ANY say in the window situation because they have their benefits already.