comment: >
  
  Oh really? Was it good?
context: Alright then, I'll open the window. I'll open it all the way, and now nobody's happy. >
  
  Username checks out >
  
  Dude if I pay extra for a window seat it's my fucking window. If you want window controll pay more for that authoritah >
  
  I have never paid more or less for any position on a row. What airlines charge for this? >
  
  In every airline I’ve ever been on you can just let it assign you a seat for no extra charge, or pick any seat you want for an extra cost. This is important for many people including those with disabilities, pregnant people, people who pee a lot, people who are scared of flights or become claustrophobic easily, etc. I personally don’t care, but you want catch my mom on a flight unless she’s in the aisle >
  
  THIS 
  I have a chronic bladder condition and I have to pee like 3 times per hour so I can only fly in aisle seats >
  
  Nah I'm just afraid I'll see a gremlin on the plane wing. >
  
  YUM YUM >
  
  Wrong movie. >
  
  Did they make a movie out of that episode? Now I need to look that up... >
  
  Yup!  It was from the Twilight Zone Movie from 1983, with John Lithgow in the Shatner role.