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  I can't believe I got to the end of the thread, and nobody made a joke about how OPs mum is a whale, and she loves him.
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  Damn those Navy personnels in the submarine. I thought they were caring. >
  
  My cousin is in the navy.. >
  
  Is he caring? >
  
  Yes he’s very nice >
  
  we debunked this post, well done guys! >
  
  If you are in a submarine are you in the ocean? Or does thr submarine represent a volume of mass held separately from the ocean itself....? >
  
  That's like asking, "Are you breathing, or are your lungs intaking air?" >
  
  Unfortunately you have replied to an anaesthetist and intensive care consultant so I can tell you there is a difference between those two states.  Reply if you really want to know more, I won't be offended either way. >
  
  I know there is a different between the two states, but the general statement is that air is being delivered onto the lungs. In the case of the submarine, the people are in the ocean. >
  
  we get it, it was a hard break up.  
  ::: a dolphin somewhere pulls a photo of Tball5 out of its wallet and sighs ::: >
  
  They are planning to invade the lands just to capture me and kill me >
  
  You aren’t safe here. Good thing the galactic federation cares for you! >
  
  They have been trying to contact me for years >
  
  Why ocean? This is applicable to pretty much every living organism on earth >
  
  Including me >
  
  I mean my dog seems to care about Me or I might just be delusional lmao >
  
  I've never met a dog that lives in the ocean >
  
  Periodically swims there >
  
  Good. Because I don't care about them either. If they did, then it would be awkward. >
  
  Good. Because dolphins are bastards and you best stay off their radar. >
  
  My cousin is a submariner in the Royal Navy. I didn't realise that he felt that way about me. >
  
  That's not always true for everyone. Dolphins for example are known to care about specific people, even if they live in the wild >
  
  There are sea mammals that will rescue humans when they are obviously in distress so that's not entirely true. >
  
  thats so deep bro omg
  that just blew my mind thats crzuy to think about >
  
  I bet they would refuse to use paper straws too even if it meant saving me from accidentally ingest it >
  
  Me greeting the fish flopping around on the deck of my boat:
  “How about now??? Now you care about me?? That’s what I thought!” >
  
  Humpback whales will actually guard humans from predators like sharks and orcas.