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  Embarrassed to admit I read this as dessert and dessert. I was proper confused for 0.5 seconds
context: Should get s job at a bakery >
  
  You’re a truly weird person. Upvote fully dessert >
  
  Have you considered not throwing it away and reheating it tomorrow.  One box of pop tarts could last you a lifetime. >
  
  Haha almost every time someone actually ends up eating them but that’s definitely a good idea lol. >
  
  Candles? You can use scented candles and not waste food. >
  
  I mostly disagree but someone at work makes pop-tarts every day and they smell so damn good that every once in while I will try one. Nope, still suck. Not fair for a piece of sugar covered cardboard to smell that good. >
  
  Aren’t pop tarts a “breakfast” food? Like, not a nutritional one, but I’ve never known people to have them for dessert. 
  Also, what about ice cream? How do you smell that? I’m so confused but intrigued >
  
  Upvote for an actually unpopular opinion and one that is not political, obnoxious, argumentative, or attacking. Rare around here. Nicely done. >
  
  Infinitely >
  
  You’re making the case that masturbation by looking at a porn magazine and not even touching yourself feels better than sex with someone. 
  I’d say you’re in the minority. >
  
  This is bizzare. And poptarts are disgusting lol.
  Oh well to each their own, take my upvote. >
  
  I disagree but hey that's what this subreddit is for. That being said, don't waste food. It's made to be eaten and letting it rot because you'd rather sniff it than eat it is extremely wasteful