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  Everything makes sense now
context: This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.
  Remember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not "thoughts had in the shower!"
  (For an explanation of what a "showerthought" is, please read this page.)
  Rule-breaking posts may result in bans. >
  
  Not exactly on point but I'm right handed and recently severely burned my right hand. Have you ever tried to wipe with your off hand? Truly a humbling experience. >
  
  I've only ever wiped with my off hand, figured thats the proper my whole life for some reason, I guess if i swapped to my main hand it would feel weird now >
  
  Same, always wipe with the non-dominant hand… always have.  Isn’t that kinda why we offer the dominant hand when shaking hands?  So you’re not offering the wiping hand? >
  
  Wait until you hear about this thing called hand washing >
  
  Wait until he hears about left handed people >
  
  I’m left handed and wipe w my right >
  
  High five! >
  
  We gave up the ability to lick our own butts in favor of the greater benefits of walking upright >
  
  Thats why you get a friend to do it for you. >
  
  The real reason we evolved to be social creatures with complex social structures. It was all originally designed around butthole cleaning hierarchies.