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  If anything the chief really secured her seat, because her immediate action saved the city from rioting, which in the eyes of the city council would be the most important thing.
context: Let's fire whoever agreed to call this group of maniacs 'Scorpion'. >
  
  Say whatever about the actual squad, but whoever came up with that had their acronym game on point >
  
  Next up: M.U.R.D.E.R.E.R.S. = Municipal Urban Response Deployment to Eradicate Recidivism and Eliminate Rampant Streetracing >
  
  The police clearly have enough horrible ideas, don’t give them any more because they will take them. >
  
  They already appropriated and ruined one of my favorite comic book characters.  So, now we have this abomination to look at instead. >
  
  Honestly, I love the change. Now if any “tough guy” bootlickers or cops want to unironically hero worship the comic book character whose defining trait is “cop killer,” they’ll have to wear a gorgeous butterfly silhouette to make sure everyone knows just how tough they are. >
  
  It's truly bizarre. It's like if guy Fawkes was the mascot of the British Parliament
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  Well leave it up to conservatives and their interpretation of art to do so shortly. >
  
  Literally Dwight in the wanted poster prank >
  
  Spot on but it also looks like a fat miles teller lol >
  
  This guy looks like a preteen pretending to be an adult. His mustache makes me deeply uncomfortable >
  
  I went out to a bar with some friends one time and their acquaintance showed up who was a cop. I asked him in jest why all cops you see always have sunglasses and that same mustache. He looked at me and said, "if you say something like that again I'm going to kick your ass." 
  Yes, he had a mustache, and had sunglasses in his pocket.
  Why do cops all give off that same "savagely bullied in middle school" energy? >
  
  They were the bullies, not the bullied. I was savagely bullied my entire life and that just causes anxiety, distrust, and stunted social skills, not a desire to have authority and swagger around with a gun. >
  
  Not cool guy movie bullies though , but rather Eric Cartman bullies. >
  
  Nah. A lot of cops have peeked in high school former jock vibes. >
  
  Sorry to be that guy, but it's "peaked." They peaked in high school.
  Think of it as a mountain peak. The highest they've ever gotten. >
  
  The creeper in the picture with the half-stache likely also “peeked” in high school.  Like in a way that, if he got caught, he wouldn’t be able to live within 200 yards of an elementary school. >
  
  Uvalde proved you can't get a cop within 200 yards of an school even if they're armored >
  
  The Adams Family Values baby had a thicker mustache. >
  
  You leave Pubert out of this >
  
  Keep them coming until they clean house. >
  
  Get that police chief too.