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  Wouldn't just be Diana. Charles' great uncle Lord Mountbatten got blown the fuck up by the IRA. And Mountbatten was trying to set Charles up with his granddaugther. He would even still propose and she turned him down because of the bombing killing her grandparents and brother.
  And yeah they really hang Andrew out to dry and somebody kills the soft target... well even if Charles really hates his brother, unless like Andrew's daughters hate him so much they won't even show for his funeral someone can make hay out him being a heartless bastard to the man's family.
context: But who will take care of the corgis?  I thought he was given that job, with all his grooming experience and all that ~~jazz~~ jizz. >
  
  He doesn’t like to work up a sweat. >
  
  To be fair I could totally believe he can't sweat with those "royal" genes. That's a reasonable mutation. >
  
  Inbreeding takes its toll >
  
  I think Charles has been watching Godfather 2, time for Andrew to go fishing with Neri >
  
  "I don't want anything to happen to him while my mother's alive." >
  
  Like when you’re watching that movie and you see the old lady has died, you know that Fredo is not long for this world. One has to wonder if Andrew‘s stomach didn’t sink when he found out that his mom died >
  
  Started to sweat for the first time in his life >
  
  Oh lawd he's sweating now >
  
  Well Mom gave him a £10m fluffy towel before she died.  She saved his ass financially and kept the awful truth out of the courts. >
  
  Andrew. The “Fredo” of the Windsors >
  
  “I know it was you, Andrew.  You broke my heart.  YOU BROKE MY HEART!” >
  
  Wait until he turns up for a fishing trip with William, only for William not to show up. 
  “Camilla, once I’ll let you ask me about my affairs” 
  “Chaaarrlllees, is it true?” 
  “…..No” 
  door closes, Camilla turns back just to notice Edward kissing Charles’ royal ring >
  
  From the small article:
  ‘It is a further blow to the 62-year-old prince after the Home Office this month made the decision to strip him of his 24-hour armed security, though the Royal Household will now foot the £3 million annual bill for his protection.
  Former Home Office minister Norman Baker said of the decision: “Armed protection has always been a status symbol for the likes of Prince Andrew.
  “Of course he should pay it himself and not burden the taxpayer because he is a private individual and carries out no public duties.”
  However, Andrew – who will join his brother Charles, his own ex-wife Sarah Ferguson, and other members of the family for Christmas at Sandringham – is believed to be retaining his Royal Lodge home on the Windsor’ >
  
  I’d betcha Charles didn’t even want to foot the bill for his bro’s security. >
  
  If somebody assassinated him, that'd be a pretty bad look for the royals. Especially Charles after all the Diana stuff. He probably wants some sort of legacy as King and doesn't have a lot of time to do it in. Andrew tarnishes it. Simple enough.