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  The dead fish thing is likely the least of his problems. He stole a yacht. 
  
  Astoria police said Labonte was wanted on allegations of theft, endangering another person, unauthorized use of a vehicle, and criminal mischief. Astoria Police Chief Stacy Kelly said some of the allegations were from preexisting cases in British Columbia, according to the Associated Press.
context: Wow, that video was all over the place yesterday. Not only did he steal the yacht, he endangered the lives of the rescue team. I’m amazed no one was killed. >
  
  Coast Guard gets a bad wrap as a military branch but damn do they really pull some hard work, they are out there saving lives every single day. Recommend the smarter every day youtube series about what they do, it's pretty wild. Feel like a lot of what they do is just Florida man, and Florida man doing dumb shit and nearly dying lol >
  
  Coast guard never gets a bad rap. What are you talking about. They are like a national rescue service. >
  
  Not a bad rap amongst civillians.
  If you had 1 coast guard in a room full of marines, army dudes...etc, he would be the butt of the joke.
  Thats all. >
  
  You're confusing talking shit in good fun with an actual opinion. The  Air Force is the branch that actually doesn't get respect from some people. This was my experience when enlisted, at least. >
  
  You mean the Chair Force? >
  
  This guy derides. >
  
  Hey! Sometimes the internet gets a little spotty at the Marriott over the weekend conference! Get someone over to fix that STAT or my guys are never staying here again! This is the Air Force Goddammit! How are these guys going to decompress from 3 days of PowerPoint without high speed wifi for WoW and PRon?? /s >
  
  Now that's a headline >
  
  My favorite one is still "German man moons Hell's Angels, throws puppy at them, escapes on stolen bulldozer". >
  
  What kind of monster throws a puppy at people? 
  I don't normally wish harm on anybody but those that hurt puppies get a special exception from that rule for me! >
  
  Real life Mad Lib headlines are the best. >
  
  The dead fish is never explained. >
  
  I read the article specifically to get the dirt on the fish incident. No such luck. >
  
  It was a red herring. >
  
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