comment: >
  
  Easy there Marshall
context: He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid. >
  
  Can’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. 
  It’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments. >
  
  This needs to be an SNL skit or something. >
  
  I’m kinda shocked it isn’t >
  
  No one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks >
  
  On that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. 
  His terrible thinning hair had me DED. >
  
  Probably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed >
  
  Right?? >
  
  Good thing he’s also a federal judge. >
  
  And  one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know? >
  
  I heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day! >
  
  He was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day. >
  
  I'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow. >
  
  I mean, he was "normal folk" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not. >
  
  Imagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time. >
  
  "You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow."