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  . . . Zed
context: Well first you have to float up next to it with your own balloon and lawn chair… >
  
  Hold my beer…… >
  
  Your lawn chair has a beer holder, Uncle Bill! >
  
  That's for whisky. >
  
  The hooker from last night? >
  
  Whatchu call me?! >
  
  r/beetlejuicing >
  
  r/lawnchairballoon >
  
  Funniest line / most realistic part from Independence Day: a quick pan across a TV newscast announcing "Police are once again asking residents not to shoot at the alien aircraft." >
  
  if I recall the graphic was a hand gun too. Like that's gonna make it up there. >
  
  A 9mm is probably going to shoot at a maximum of around 4000 feet.  A far cry of the height here.  As well a hand gun's bullets are a bit less stable than a rifle and that roughly 4000 is a perfect system weight / energy calculation.  Probably not over 1500 feet altitude with instability and angle being much less than 90 degrees. >
  
  I enjoy that I mentioned ID and you gave us physics education to class up my 27-year-old reference. Thank you! 😁 >
  
  "Authorities are asking Los Angelinos to not shoot at the alien space craft" >
  
  “For they may inadvertently start an intergalactic war.” >
  
  We're not hosting an intergalactic keger either.