comment: >
  
  FSB. The F in friends isn’t lined through.
context: Santos has become the absolute poster child for Republican hypocrisy.  No matter what he does now, or did in the past, McCarthy will close both eyes just so he can look in the mirror, hold up the gavel and call himself Speaker of the House.
  The saddest part is - pretty much the rest of the country knows he is  Speaker in name only.  He has no freedom to even have his own opinion (as Trump most recently reminded him of), leave alone make any legislative decisions.  And for this, McCarthy enables someone as corrupt as Santos to remain in the House,  doing who knows what kind of damage to the country.
  How sad it must be to be so desperate. >
  
  Kevin McCarthy lays his head upon his pillow, giving a gentle caress to his gavel as he nestles it close to his breast, and whispers to it softly, "my darling, it was all worth it." >
  
  
  "my darling, it was all worth it."
  
  "My preciiiiooouuuus." >
  
  I would argue Gollum is morally better than McCarthy >
  
  It will take two years to thoroughly uncover his incompetence. Bakersfield’s finest. >
  
  "I didn't harass anybody. That was Kitara." >
  
  “That wasn’t me; that was Patricia.” >
  
  That was that Devolder fella! >
  
  Jesus Christ, such a slow-moving train wreck. >
  
  I'm beginning to think he's more valuable right where he is .... As a poster child for  anti-republicans >
  
  i think that's why Dem's didn't fight hard against Santos before his election. Like Dem's probably hope Trump is on the ticket in 2024, He splits the votes. >
  
  He won in a seat the dems easily should have held. Same for a lot of about 5 or so Dems from NY. If the NY dems didn't drop the ball they could have retained control of the house
  It's also the same reason McCarthy isn't pushing to oust him. It would make his slim majority even slimmer. If the Republicans had a +25 majority, I'm sure McCarthy wouldn't be fighting to keep Santos seated >
  
  So clearly this means that karaoke is his go-to seduction move.  Am I the only one curious what his song choices are?  You know he's got at least one that he thinks is a panty-dropper (not sure what the gay male version of "panty dropper" is)
  "Well, I've met a lot of guys who think they're straight, but then I whip out "Footloose" on the karaoke stage and all that's left is me asking what they want for breakfast." >
  
  This was too good. Thank you. >
  
  That's not harassment, that is just Republican team building. >
  
  Kind of a rite of passage for Republicans tbh. >
  
  Dude will be presidential nominee in no time >
  
  He can’t actually, since according to Santos he’s already served two full terms as President. >
  
  Santos is basically the talentless version of the Talented Mr. Ripley. >
  
  Catch Me If You … Whoops, You Caught Me >
  
  Now You See Me, Now You Still See Me >
  
  George Santos is useful to the republicans:
  
  
  It draws attention from the performance or lack of performance from the speaker of the house
  
  
  It draws attention from other republicans & there prior or current scandals ; it relies on the fact that people are drawn to newer information and larger controversies instead of prior events 
  
  
  George Santos is essentially the class clown distracting the teacher while the other students steal lunch money and break the rules.
  
  
  So long as George Santos exists in the house ; the speaker of the house is shielded from attention to his mismanagement & other committe chairmen such as Jim Jordan >
  
  Yup it feels like rather than having Mccarthy as the "lightning rod" like many past speakers have been, this guy is. >
  
  That's the feeling I've been getting too. George Santos is the GOP scapegoat >
  
  I think the only things missing now are 
  
  Drug trafficking 
  down form if a child abuse
  
  Only a matter of time… >
  
  Or murder >
  
  I bet he's db cooper. >
  
  High-jacker———>Drag Queen————->US congress >
  
  How much shittier can this pile of crap get? >
  
  See Trump >
  
  What are the chances at this point George Santos is a performance artist just showing what the GOP will tolerate from it's members for power?
  I'm going with low but that would be funny. >
  
  He's the unfunny Borat. >
  
  At this point I fully expect it to be revealed that George santos has been Sacha baron cohen this entire time. >
  
  Can't be.. George said it did not happen. >
  
  I wish I had as much time in my life as George Santos. He's somehow managed to get elected to Congress AND do all this other wild shit along with everything else we haven't heard of yet. 
  Someone get this man's schedule we need to learn his secret. >
  
  “his secret.”
  With a Little Help from My F~~riends~~SB >
  
  Am I out of the loop here? What's SB?