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  We need pics
context: Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin? >
  
  Exactly. >
  
  Well, now we know exactly who has something over him. >
  
  We do, but we used to, too. >
  
  Thanks, Mitch. >
  
  Donnie DOES love escalators… >
  
  Sorry for the convenience >
  
  I wonder how man times he called Trump "sir?" >
  
  This is how it went word for word.
  “Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “ >
  
  Desantis weakly salutes Dear Leader >
  
  The mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes. >
  
  Red-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime. >
  
  This one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale. >
  
  Half of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. 
  Republicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites. >
  
  In reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly. >
  
  I love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time. >
  
  It’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!
  Now get in my grapevan pls >
  
  Catherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh >
  
  She has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h >
  
  When two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out >
  
  This embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece.  That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement >
  
  I had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense. >
  
  Sounds like you've got one righteous grandma >
  
  She marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman. >
  
  
  and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian
  
  Columbus Circle? Fantastic places up there >
  
  Wish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was. >
  
  He's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true.  Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters?  He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug. >
  
  True. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd. >
  
  He's got some kind of behavioral issue.  He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward.  He's not the political "genius" the media paints him out to be.  His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers. >
  
  That is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself. >
  
  It shouldn't be though.  If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people. >
  
  In so much as it shows his limitations. >
  
  True, he has many weaknesses.  But they cover for them well. >
  
  Trump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid. >
  
  Covfefe >
  
  Hamburder flu >
  
  Perpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar” >
  
  Robble robble >
  
  Lots of self-proclaimed “alpha males” are wrestling with some cognitive dissonance today. >
  
  They'll figure it out after praying to their favorite NFT of the day >
  
  DeSantis's response is going to be "you know what makes me cry? CRT. Please clap." >
  
  It was Jeb Bush that said “please clap.” >
  
  Standard playbook. Muddy the waters to make your opponent look “just as bad or worse” than you. >
  
  Or at least make up enough stories so that sane people with busy lives aren’t sure anymore. It’s what they’ve done for Zelenskyy, Thunberg, and Fauci.
  That being said I wouldn’t be surprised if Desantis cried. >
  
  On the one hand, Trump claims this any time he tells a story about anyone asking him for anything. "He came to me with tears in his eyes." It's a bizarre piece of rhetoric he employs at every given opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him look magnanimous while simultaneously making the other person look weak. I have doubts that anyone has expressed any emotion in front of the man for less than $50,000 any time in the past 20 years.
  On the other hand, DeSantis has no heart, can probably cry on command, and will crawl on his hands and knees across broken glass to jerk off a syphilitic stray dog into his own mouth if it means he gets what he wants. >
  
  Now thats an awful image! >
  
  Thank you, I crafted it while taking a dump. >
  
  Hope Georgia prosecutors doesn't forget the tweet where Trump admitted to interfering in the Florida election to make sure Desantis won. >
  
  And everybody clapped. >
  
  I dunno, I imagine a lot of people cry when they have to interact with him. >
  
  Desantis..."I've seen the pee tape, and it is the most humiliation thing I've ever seen. Donald even got some in his mouth." >
  
  It's just DJT pissing up into his own mouth on a bed the Obama's slept on at the Kremlin >
  
  To be fair, getting a close up whiff of scrambled Sudafed and BigMac diaper blowouts tends to make one’s eyes run a bit. >
  
  Desantis is garbage.  But this story likely isn't true.  Trump claims people cry in front of him all the time.  Many of those people aren't even real, they are just folks he made up in his head in the moment.  
  "This big guy, some say a former marine, a lot of people are saying it, really big, tough guy, and he came to me, tears in his eyes, and he said 'Mister Trump, you saved my life,' and it's true, I did save his life, I fought next to him in Afghanistan, that's what people are saying, and you know what? Maybe they're right, maybe I did kill 100 terrorists, because I know terrorists, some of them are my friends, and I say to terrorists, stop with that terror, and you know what? They stop.  No one else knows terror and anti-terror like I do, just like that marine said." >
  
  Roflcopter >
  
  Trump knows whatever shit he says in the media will be reported like it was fact first and have to be proven false later >
  
  
  "There were tears coming down from his eyes. He said: 'If you endorse me, I'll win,'" said Trump.
  
  lmao trump couldnt come up with something better than this? >
  
  Seriously lol. It has a lot of "and then everyone clapped" energy. >
  
  Wow who's gonna vote for Little Crybaby Ronnie? >
  
  Well as hard as it is to say it, I believe Trump this time. He just left out that they cried together, holding each other in a swampy embrace. Their Depends touching each other and their tentacles creep out and conjoin so they may exchange long protein strings. >
  
  Trump: [proceeds to unzip pantaloons] >
  
  
  pantaloons
  
  rich people pants >
  
  No, it’s crazypants. Right there in the name: pant-of-loons. >
  
  Super convincing story, just trust him it's true. He's a business man! How else can he be so rich if not being totally honest? Btw the water pressure sucks in Florida, you have to flush multiple times. Terrible, terrible leader. >
  
  “He said ‘Sir…’” >
  
  Lying liars lie. >
  
  Bigly. >
  
  Trump says ~~Santos~~ DeSantis cried. ~~Santos~~ DeSantis will claim that he didn't. One of these serial liars would be telling the truth. That has never happened before so the universe might just explode out of sheer surprise.
  Edit: wrong idiot >
  
  Santos or DeSantis? >
  
  Trump is such a beacon of truth and integrity. Add irony here. >
  
  Poor Cry Baby DeSantis >
  
  ‘Big, strong’ men can’t stop crying around President Trump. Just ask him. >
  
  Trump is unbelievable. After all these years he still sounds like a hurt 8 year old. >
  
  It's times like this that having no history of telling any kind of truth really doesn't work in his favor, as much as I want to believe this. >
  
  Like everything else Trump has said, I’m sure this is 100% true.
  He never lies, right? >
  
  To try to make a rival look bad? He'd never do that. >
  
  While calling him sir. Yawn. We get it, Donald. >
  
  He is a cringe factory and totally seems like type to cry for something when he really wants it, like a big baby. >
  
  Lol. These people suck so bad. >
  
  Crying is okay, folks.
  Trump and DeSantis are shit people, but crying is okay. >
  
  Probably.... and Donald Trump poops himself and is a traitor. >
  
  Fact: trump lies about everything. Fact: trump denigrates his opponents. As much as I want to believe this, it’s probably bull shit. >
  
  They’re both liars, but somehow I believe this. >
  
  And then DJT shit his Depends. >
  
  Watching the republican party implode this election cycle is going to be schadenfreude like I’ve never experienced before. >
  
  Everything this piece of shit ever says is a lie. So I’m going to happily report that this is definitely more bullshit from this traitor’s mouth.
  That being said, unfortunately his base will still eat this up. Because:
  -The Traitorous Piece of Shit said it so it must be true.
  -DeathSentence cried.
  -Crying is womanly.
  -DeathSentence is a woman.
  -MAGA MAGA MAGA
  Somewhere right now a group of Qdiots are saying some spaghetti style version of the exact talking points above. >
  
  Trump can piss in his pants because he wears absorbent diapers. It is probably a medical condition so he should not be ashamed. >
  
  "He probably didn't even cry when he was a baby, and then he said..SIR!" >
  
  Stormy claims trump cried when she laughed at his mushroom dick >
  
  I had thought DeSantis was a SEAL, and therefore unlikely to be crying. I checked Wikipedia and found out the was a lawyer for the SEALs, so different. 
  Then I read that he got a Bronze Star after his Iraq tour, but then I found out that the Bronze star is typically awarded as an upgrade from a MSM in combat zones. 
  So now I'm thinking that the crying story is totes believable. >
  
  So…. By using logic we come to the conclusion that he made Trump cry, amiright? 😱 >
  
  This asshat is so fucking predictable. >
  
  do you mean Desantis crying? Or Trump lying? >
  
  And called him sir >
  
  Next he'll call his wife ugly >
  
  Or say that she has secrets about where she worked.
  Or that his dad killed JFK. >
  
  Neither of these fascist deserve to be president. >
  
  letthemfight.gif >
  
  Let them fight. ding ding >
  
  Lmao, let the feasting begin. >
  
  This I will believe. >
  
  I also heard Trump claimed that anytime DeSantis had to open a jar that was too hard to open he came over to Trump's; in tears. >
  
  It's scary how with the GOP's constant appeasement of the Orange Turd, I can actually see this happening. 
  Is Trump lying? Most likely. But I can still see it happening. >
  
  And he's known for his consistent honesty, so I'm sure this happened. >
  
  Trump seems to always endorse people who cry in front of him, only to betray him later. Not a great judge of character if you ask me. >
  
  Let me guess, he called him 'Sir,' too. 
  Buffoon. >
  
  Haha, this is where they've gotten to?  "Desantis is a booger-head and cried in front of me!" >
  
  It’s going to be fascinating to watch the Republican politicians try to take on trump knowing how deranged the base is. They went along with the insanity and even leaned into it like when Ronny D built a toy wall with his kid in the commercial. They must know it’s impossible to reason with these people. I can only imagine what it will look like when the Trump crazies set their sights on destroying DeSantis. >
  
  Please run as an independent. Please.
  He's the orange kryptonite to that void of charisma hack from Florida. >
  
  As is with everything Donald says 
  It is more than likely Donald cried Infront of Ronald
  Haha Ronald and Donald >
  
  Anyone with "nald" needs to be blacklisted from politics. >
  
  Anyone with gop, conservative or Republicansl too >
  
  Let them eat each other, i for one am and will be enjoying the show >
  
  Watching two obese men get into a dick measuring contest is rather disturbing. >
  
  Especially without an electron microscope. >
  
  King Ron is too evil to cry. He has ZERO empathy or compassion. I bet he wouldn’t (or didn’t) cry over his own mother dying. >
  
  I didn't see any after the hurricanes or the apartment collapse. >
  
  Donald Trump can insult DeSantis on every level and watch Ronnie boy go back to kissing Trump's ass.  Just like Ted Cruz.  
  The Republican collective lacks a spine since they clearly just accept incivility and childishness as virtues. >
  
  Pointless article >
  
  I hope they both destroy each other. Our country needs a better leader than these two clowns >
  
  Begun, the douche wars have. >
  
  Dude this is fucking hilarious. Let the GOP burn baby burn >
  
  "It was incredible. I was having lunch at Mar-A-Lago and DeSantis walks up to me with tears in his eyes. And he said. You know what he said? He said 'Mister Trump, you're amazing. Everything a man could be. If you endorse me, I'll win. I'll give you anything you want.' And you know what I said? I said 'No way Jose. I'm the big cheese.' And you know what he did? He ran away crying in his little white boots. So sad. So sad." >
  
  Believable until he said “Mr trump”.
  It’s always “Sir” or “Mr President” when the Cheeto relays his big strong man with tears in his eyes stories. >
  
  Can you imagine what Republicans are going to release against Trump when he dies and it’s safe to talk? >
  
  This battle between these two would be fucking hilarious if they didn’t have a serious chance of winning. >
  
  Who cares what he says. Hey media, just ignore him and report when he's convicted pretty please. >
  
  As weak as Trump is right now, he knows how to put the hurt on competing right-wing grifters. >
  
  Trump wasn't kidding when he said he hasn't changed since he was in first grade. This is the kind of thing a bully tries to tell other kids to make the picked on kid in class look bad. Except the picked on kid deserves it this time so it's hard to feel bad for any of them. >
  
  Sure, Don. We all 100% believe that's something that happened. Thanks for the update. >
  
  Gotta hand it to him, Trump really knows how to play to the absolute basest and lowest common denominator of humanity. >
  
  MAGA is completely Middle School bullshit. >
  
  Is trump lying?
  Or is the torture guy a cry baby? >
  
  Smells like 2016 again >
  
  He claims everyone cries when they beg him for something. Could it be they’re just tearing up over the noxious stench emanating from his depends? >
  
  Both r whinny little b!tches >
  
  Oh I’m sure Trump has leaked a tear or two during a ketchup-smearing tantrum. >
  
  The smell from Trump’s diaper was really bad at the time. >
  
  When Donny starts losing in the primary and he turns his violent goons on his opponents, that's gonna be a good time. No wonder they all want to see him in jail or dead before the time comes. >
  
  This one actually tracks as being true. DeSantis is a whiner in press conferences I can only imagine what crocodile tears he pulls out while trying to gain power. >
  
  Next he is going to say DeSantis sucked his dick and swallowed. >
  
  Lmao we're in for a wild ride, folks! >
  
  I’m sure they both cried together holding each other’s bellies >
  
  Honestly I doubt it happened at all, the man spews bullshit nonstop but he's now made one of his most dangerous political rivals look weak. Honestly, Ron was most likely the next to the throne of the republican party. 
  Ronny needs to come out swinging to appeal to the base cos the base will belief anything that liar will say. 
  So is it a republican party or a maga party is gonna be the question >
  
  He came to me with tears in his eyes and said “sir” >
  
  Lol this is gonna be good 🍿 >
  
  I’m thrilled both are running for president. I hope they both keep going. Split the vote!! >
  
  Ron gave Don head guaranteed >
  
  Not sure which of these guys is a bigger idiot >
  
  The one time I want Trump to not be lying… >
  
  I cant wait for this lame party of GOP incel s to continue to lose, they are all absolute fucking idiots who have nothing to offer except wining and being so passive and lame and sad sack loser fucking idiots, the worst shit for America, just fucking cry baby losers. Barf. >
  
  “Oh sir, sir, please endorse me sir…” >
  
  Ah, so trmp cried in front of someone when he needed their support. putin? I bet it was putin. >
  
  Come on, his knees were starting to hurt! >
  
  But did he “beg like a dog”? The Trumpees love the most crass belittlements. Crying isn’t humiliating enough. >
  
  
  Trump Claims DeSantis Cried in Front of Him While Seeking Endorsement
  
  For once I believe him >
  
  They're both dicks and deserve each other. >
  
  Because crying, as a sign of empathy and emotions, is a crippling wound in the mind of Donald Trump. >
  
  Usually, everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was true. >
  
  Yea, straight up lie. >
  
  Crying is not a weakness. Having said that, both of these guys can get fucked. >
  
  Is this even newsworthy?  Who cares. >
  
  Did we learn nothing from vintage commercials? You gotta save Kodak moments like this to enjoy and share with others on a later date >
  
  Why wouldn’t we believe you Mr Trump, oh that’s right you lie and you hate DeSantis. >
  
  
  Big man, strong man, comes up to me - tears in his eyes - he says "Sir..."
  
  - >
  
  Well, I gotta say, I absolutely believe him . . . and I REALLY bet it looked just like John Turturro begging for his life in Miller's Crossing.  "I'm just a grifter, Trumpy!   I'm a nobody!" >
  
  Oh man, this is going to get real entertaining if DeSantis starts swinging back. I hope he does, and doe snot just roll over thinking "it's fine, I'll run in 2028".
  He must be aware that, if Trump somehow won in 2024, the country would once again go blue after 4 more years of Trump. The last time he won is poisoned the next 3 elections for republicans. So, DeSantis would have a much worse chance of winning if he waited until 2028. Especially after Trump inevitably attempts to change the rules to allow him to run for a 3rd term.
  The Conservative subreddit was pretty much ready to ditch Trump after the midterms. They've cooled a bit on that now, and are not paying much attention to these little jabs. But seeing them tear themselves in half when the gloves come off between Trump and DeSantis would really be some quality entertainment. >
  
  Whatever you think about his popularity with the broader electorate I wouldn't want to see Trump win even the Republican nomination.  If he gets his hands on the levers of power and he knows that constitutionally he is ineligible for another term then he will do everything and anything to retain his grip on power.  His last term ended with rednecks shitting in the halls of Congress. Let's not flirt with the idea that letting him win the nomination is good for Democrats. That's some 2016 thinking >
  
  Whatever. According to Trump everybody who comes up to talk to him as tears in their eyes. I imagine they're just crying cuz they're too close to God damn Donald Trump. >
  
  Trump tells the truth for once. >
  
  Who cares? I’m so over this type of stuff…we need to debate policies, attack bad policies…move on from the useless insults.