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  depends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust
  
  Two tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections
  
  not just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind
context: He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid. >
  
  Can’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. 
  It’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments. >
  
  This needs to be an SNL skit or something. >
  
  I’m kinda shocked it isn’t >
  
  No one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks >
  
  On that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. 
  His terrible thinning hair had me DED. >
  
  Probably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed >
  
  Right?? >
  
  Good thing he’s also a federal judge. >
  
  And  one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know? >
  
  I heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day! >
  
  He was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day. >
  
  I'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow. >
  
  I mean, he was "normal folk" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not. >
  
  Imagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time. >
  
  "You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow." >
  
  Easy there Marshall >
  
  You know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar. >
  
  I’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar? >
  
  It's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. 
  We're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform? >
  
  Yeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought. >
  
  must get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life >
  
  It only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the "embellishment" defense. >
  
  George Santos is just a guy who started a game of "yes, and" in his improv class and never stopped. >
  
  At this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else. >
  
  Hes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term. >
  
  This is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿 >
  
  What nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit. >
  
  Ngl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy >
  
  The GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos. >
  
  He may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest. >
  
  That’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?
  Super glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . 
  I know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.
  Shameful shit >
  
  Lol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest? >
  
  None of this would have been a story had he not been elected. 
  This way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it. >
  
  It’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won. >
  
  Fuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride) >
  
  
  The New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, "including four times in school zones." 
  
  I drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?