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  …that headline left me with so many questions and I don’t even know where to start
context: Now that's a headline >
  
  My favorite one is still "German man moons Hell's Angels, throws puppy at them, escapes on stolen bulldozer". >
  
  What kind of monster throws a puppy at people? 
  I don't normally wish harm on anybody but those that hurt puppies get a special exception from that rule for me! >
  
  Wow, that video was all over the place yesterday. Not only did he steal the yacht, he endangered the lives of the rescue team. I’m amazed no one was killed. >
  
  Coast Guard gets a bad wrap as a military branch but damn do they really pull some hard work, they are out there saving lives every single day. Recommend the smarter every day youtube series about what they do, it's pretty wild. Feel like a lot of what they do is just Florida man, and Florida man doing dumb shit and nearly dying lol >
  
  Coast guard never gets a bad rap. What are you talking about. They are like a national rescue service. >
  
  Not a bad rap amongst civillians.
  If you had 1 coast guard in a room full of marines, army dudes...etc, he would be the butt of the joke.
  Thats all. >
  
  Among military types all of the other branches not their own are the butts of their jokes. >
  
  Ya but this is more of an odd one out kinda thing.
  Collectively, they would unite and gang up on the CG. >
  
  This guy militaries >
  
  Real life Mad Lib headlines are the best. >
  
  The dead fish is never explained. >
  
  I read the article specifically to get the dirt on the fish incident. No such luck. >
  
  Its really going to bother me. I'm wracking my brain trying to remember a fish incident from the movie. Its mentioned that he went fishing with someone in Astoria, so that's where the fish comes from, I guess. But why did he leave it on the porch, take video of it, finger the surveillance cam, then dance around the yard? I need to know what he posted on social media, maybe that will explain it. >
  
  I have many questions >
  
  The dead fish thing is likely the least of his problems. He stole a yacht. 
  
  Astoria police said Labonte was wanted on allegations of theft, endangering another person, unauthorized use of a vehicle, and criminal mischief. Astoria Police Chief Stacy Kelly said some of the allegations were from preexisting cases in British Columbia, according to the Associated Press. >
  
  So much going on haha. Congrats to the Branch on his graduation and badass rescue, his career is going to be legendary. Those guys have balls of steel.
  How did they release him from the hospital without anyone identifying him? They released him and had to chase him down and found him at a warming center some miles away. >
  
  I had to double check what sub this is. Thought it was r/BrandNewSentence . I'm not even joking. >
  
  When I see headlines like this… I think the world has gone mad. >
  
  Welcome to Reality, we're so glad to meet you. Have some tea? The sugar is over by the Dormouse. >
  
  Quite the interesting name >
  
  Wild ride, and terribly written. The reporter was either drunk or using ChatGPT.... or both. >
  
  What the hell is that title >
  
  Believe it or not, one of the most accurate, concise headlines ever written. >
  
  The video of that is wild, I know they call that area a graveyard for boats, and now I truly understand why. Did it run out of fuel? I know he stole it, and while most thieves don’t seem to understand a manual trans on a vehicle, but can still read a fuel gauge. Also, as a boat owner with insurance, solid chance the owner is thrilled. >
  
  I was staying at the Bowline.  Holy cow did those coasties haul ass. A motor boat from Tongue Point. You could hear it hauling ass. And I think 2 helicopters moving with purpose, buzzed the city twice to get over water ASAP.