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  At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if George Santos said he was SpiderMan.
context: So he was producing the most expensive show in Broadway’s history in his very early 20s with no other credits whatsoever. Yeah okay. >
  
  I mean, it makes sense because he wrote and directed all the movies. >
  
  those were actually documentaries of his life. he still mourns his dear friend, Otto Octavius. >
  
  Damn. I did not have that on my bingo card. >
  
  Yes I have the he both wrote, produced, and started in the original cast version of Hamilton. Also that the play was loosely based on his life as he actually is Alexander Hamilton. >
  
  What a weird brag..... >
  
  “I produced Rebecca blacks Friday” level >
  
  He also wrote I Know Who Killed Me starring Lindsay Lohan >
  
  He made the word “fetch” become a thing. >
  
  Springtime for Spiderman? >
  
  Spider-Man: Too Many Spider Men >
  
  This is not the first time this joke has come up for me tonight 🤔 >
  
  Were you watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt? >
  
  I heard Santos was the real first man on the moon- as a frozen fertilized egg stored in the bottom of Neil Armstrong's spacesuit. When he took off his suit on earth, a dragon picked up the egg and placed it in the belly of the Virgin Of The Woods. Santos was born in a hickory tree six months later, raised by wolverines- hey, what's with the judgy facial expressions? This is a TRUE STORY! >
  
  I know, right ? I can show you the hickory tree, so the rest must be true! >
  
  The only reason Kim Jong Ill got a hole in one on every hole the first time he played golf was because George Santos was his caddy that day. >
  
  Again, is there ANYTHING this guy won't lie about? >
  
  The man invented the Internet and cured polio. Think you owe him a little slack. >
  
  I heard he even negotiated the end of the civil war between Robert E Lee and Ulysses Grant >
  
  That's nonsense. He wasn't born yet. But he is the grandson of Abraham Lincoln and has his hat, which he wears at Lincoln family get togethers. >
  
  That show was produced in 2010, which means financing probably started a couple years prior. He would have been about 20 in order to be a producer of this show. 
  Liar. >
  
  You think he makes Chuck Norris jokes, but then inserts his name for chuck’s then actually believes them? >
  
  In the words of a once respected man, "Do you think we're stupid? Do you think we're fools?" >
  
  And I directed both Avatar movies. >
  
  You mean the first two. I got brought in for the third. >
  
  You lying bastard, you're trying to Garfunkel me?! We SHARED that credit and you fucking know it! >
  
  I'm only shocked that he didn't claim to actually BE Spiderman. >
  
  Why would he claim that? He's already Batman, no need to have two superhero identities. >
  
  Spiderbat. Manman. >
  
  I invented the piano key necktie.
  
  George Santos >
  
  Hes so hot right now ! >
  
  He is also responsible for Rogers: The Musical >
  
  My favorite lie was crushing teams so hard in college sports that he needed both knees replaced. He blew up his body to get those wins. >
  
  It’s actually something of a small scale mention when one considers he invented modern dance and was the “Prime Mover”, as in he was the initial physical cause which allows the entire universe to exist as we know it today. >
  
  George Santos is my favorite Republican. >
  
  Well he's winner of Best Republican 2012 through 2019, and only didn't win after that because he was rescuing orphans from mine shafts collapses. >
  
  To be fair, Santos was the inventor of Kermit, main puppeteer, and his voice for many years; until he let his intern Jim “something-or-other” take over for him. >
  
  Next he'll reveal himself to be the secret investor who helped fund Tommy Wiseau's masterpiece "The Room"...This guy is going down in infamy. >
  
  Tommy Wiseau would make more sense if that was true. >
  
  It is naaaht >
  
  US voters are bigger morons than we could have imagined… and that is something.
  Also, why do you guys allow this mentally sick person to go without medical help? >
  
  His donors misheard him. He starred in the Spider-Man movies. It’s a common mistake >
  
  He’s a modern day Zelig >
  
  this guy seems to be a pathological liar, it's starting to get kind of sad... >
  
  Is this just being made up by AI now? >
  
  Can I just say I’m sick of seeing his stupid “sweaters over dress shirts under a jacket” look. It just comes off as a style that really fits his personality. >
  
  I just heard that his father was killed in the infamous Roswell incident. How sad..