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  They used a glory hole.
context: Life uh finds a way … >
  
  So some horny monkey stuck his dick in a zoo glory hole and screamed the gibbon-equivalent of "please touch peepee".
  Still a better love story than Twilight. >
  
  Are you saying you prefer monkey glory hole over “104 year old vampire falls for teenager, then they form a love triangle with a werewolf, then he gets the teenager pregnant but the baby is half vampire and tries to bite it’s way out, but when it’s born it ages super fast and then the werewolf falls in love with it and also it’s named after both its grandmothers”?? >
  
  Now that you put it that way, I guess Twilight is a better story than monkeys playing with a glory hole. >
  
  No. No it's not. >
  
  I'm mildly disappointed it wasn't a human father, and also quite relieved. >
  
  Russia tried for years to make a chimp/human hybrid. I'd be floored if a cross-species human monke was made. >
  
  I think they succeeded, going by the apes sitting in the Kremlin. >
  
  Didn't know how coffee being blown out my nose felt till now, thanks >
  
  On the bright side, you won't have to trim those nose hairs for a while.