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  The best part will be where Santos blows up the Death Star.
context: In the leaked audio Santos can be heard saying: "I've made bad judgment calls, and I'm reaping the consequences of those bad judgment calls."
  
  Like shit he is. He still gets to sit in Congress. 
  He has suffered near zero consequences, barely even minimal. He had his slap on the wrist and once things die down he'll get right back to his committee assignments. >
  
  I’m mostly just upset he has such fantastic healthcare. >
  
  We all should. >
  
  Wow, we never knew this (note the sarcasm) >
  
  I think what's notable here is he's actually telling the truth about something for once (that he's a liar). >
  
  It’s because even this is a lie. A lot of people were in on his various scams and frauds. He lied to a lot of people, but not everyone. >
  
  George Santos has an identical twin who always tells the truth. >
  
  Tomax and Xamot >
  
  This guy Joes what he's talking about. >
  
  And Joe-ing is half the battle >
  
  G.I. Know? >
  
  🎶A Real American He-Joe!🎶 >
  
  Democrats will push out Al Franken over a misguided joke. 
  The GOP still stands by George Santos. 
  Don’t let anyone ever tell you “bOtH SiDeS aRe ThE SaMe” again. >
  
  Al got stabbed in the back >
  
  It pisses me off SO much that Al got fucked so hard. IMO, he was a good politician. When he was on committees/etc, I remember him actually asking tough questions and trying to hold people/companies/interests accountable. The allegations against him were very weak compared to the things you hear about other politicians today. Trump is on tape ADMITTING to sexually assaulting women, Kavanaugh had a woman actually testify in court that he assaulted her, Gaetz is being investigated for sex trafficking of a minor. FFS, actual fucking crimes and the Republicans don't give a shit. >
  
  I don't think so. It was during the height of the "me too movement" and a fellow comedian came out with some allegations from 10 years earlier. I'll let you look up the details and draw your own conclusions from it, but I don't think it was political except for the fact that Democrats have some morals and when he got accused, they wanted to hold him accountable. >
  
  It was political on her part, being a Republican. She conveniently left out the part of the story where she was openly groping and kissing young men without permission live on stage during the USO tour. >
  
  I remember that. There's a picture of her with her leg around some other comedian on stage... which is pretty much just as bad as what she was alleging at the time. I don't know if she is/was a republican or not though, so I didn't want to many any comment on it. >
  
  But not about being on Hannah Montana though, right?
  Right?
  I was clinging to that as the last bit of bedrock truth about the guy. >
  
  This spinoff of Veep is pretty entertaining >
  
  Never watched Veep worth the watch? >
  
  For my money it’s the funniest comedy in the last 15 years. >
  
  Okay definitely going to watch it now >
  
  I had no idea I have this level of influence. How can I misuse it!?! >
  
  Run for office >
  
  George Santos has an identical twin who always tells the truth. >
  
  And that man’s name? Michael B. Jordan… >
  
  Michael B. Truthful >
  
  And Punkie B Curious >
  
  And Johnny B. Goode >
  
  It’s like he’s trying to out trump trump as a politician >
  
  I think he genuinely needs help. Not that I still don't abhor his lies. >
  
  Definitely reminds me of compulsive liars I know. Even things that are minuscule and unimportant, like them, he’ll lie about and it’s just like, “why? No one cares.” >
  
  Norm Mcdonald on lying for no reason at all:
  
  You ever lie for no reason at all? Just all of sudden, a big lie spills out of your evil head. Like a guy will come up to you, 'Hey, did you ever see that movie with Meryl Streep and a horse?' And you go, 'Yes.' In the back of your head, you're like, 'What in the hell am I lying about over here? I stand to gain nothing by this lie.' >
  
  Norm is a guy you gotta see speak the words, they just don't land without that delivery >
  
  He really is bizarro Forrest Gump. Everything has happened to him, but nothing of it is real. >
  
  Dress shirt, necktie, quarter zip AND a blazer? Is this monster even human? >
  
  I'm fairly certain the sweaters under the jacket are to hide his large saggy gut. Look at photos of him without the added sweater. >
  
  A “perspective employee”.  Newsweek, man.  It used to be one of the most important news magazines in the USA, and now it‘s…. What exactly?  It feels more like a political blog run by three people. >
  
  I simply cannot wait for the Hulu movie about this with David Bautista playing Santos.