comment: >
  
  Santos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too.
context: He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid. >
  
  Can’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. 
  It’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments. >
  
  This needs to be an SNL skit or something. >
  
  I’m kinda shocked it isn’t >
  
  No one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks >
  
  On that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. 
  His terrible thinning hair had me DED. >
  
  Probably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed >
  
  Right?? >
  
  Good thing he’s also a federal judge. >
  
  And  one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know? >
  
  I heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day! >
  
  He was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day. >
  
  I'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow. >
  
  I mean, he was "normal folk" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not. >
  
  Imagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time. >
  
  "You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow." >
  
  Easy there Marshall >
  
  You know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar. >
  
  I’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar? >
  
  It's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. 
  We're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform? >
  
  Yeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought. >
  
  must get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life >
  
  It only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the "embellishment" defense. >
  
  George Santos is just a guy who started a game of "yes, and" in his improv class and never stopped. >
  
  At this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else. >
  
  Hes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term. >
  
  This is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿 >
  
  What nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit. >
  
  Ngl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy >
  
  The GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos. >
  
  He may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest. >
  
  That’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?
  Super glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . 
  I know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.
  Shameful shit >
  
  Lol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest? >
  
  None of this would have been a story had he not been elected. 
  This way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it. >
  
  It’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won. >
  
  Fuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride) >
  
  
  The New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, "including four times in school zones." 
  
  I drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months? >
  
  depends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust
  
  Two tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections
  
  not just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind >
  
  True, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence. >
  
  Im not at all trying to stand up for this scum.
  But I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.
  Santos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately >
  
  Is anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day >
  
  Why isn't his license suspended? >
  
  Jew-ish privledge? >
  
  I hope he can hang onto his position for a long time.  I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president! >
  
  And nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans. >
  
  Someone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke. >
  
  And according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….
  These republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts. >
  
  We can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen. >
  
  No one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire. >
  
  He's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower. >
  
  Every day there is something new about this dude, wtf. >
  
  My first thought seeing this headline "Did he claim that he owes thousands himself?  If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best".
  Its pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie.  Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority. >
  
  How the hell is this guy still a member of Congress??  Way beyond ridiculous. >
  
  Who gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that? >
  
  There is obviously some big time psychological pathology here.  His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating.  It’s weird. >
  
  He’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky >
  
  makes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion >
  
  I’m so sick of this guy >
  
  The Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty >
  
  We are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America. >
  
  He looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches. >
  
  This guy is a walking piece of shit >
  
  He even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue. >
  
  This is the least of his worries. >
  
  He's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all. >
  
  Presidents are, def not members of the legislative branch. >
  
  Constitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1 >
  
  Doesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question. >
  
  Oh the horror /s
  How long until we stop talking about this wanker? >
  
  “George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.” >
  
  He looks like an old fat toad >
  
  George Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep. >
  
  Imagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.
  Oh wait.... >
  
  What if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but... >
  
  I really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members . >
  
  Only thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out >
  
  Waiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name... >
  
  Under what name >
  
  Someone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk. >
  
  Is there a crime he hasn’t committed? >
  
  4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that. >
  
  Santos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him. >
  
  I wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have…… >
  
  Next thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer. >
  
  Man, this is gonna make a great movie! >
  
  well that’s a new one.. >
  
  Next we will find out he has overdue library books. >
  
  The man is a walking negative headline generator. >
  
  The more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call. >
  
  Fred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL >
  
  4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. 
  The guy is a fucking sociopath. >
  
  Not only two states, but two planets, he said. >
  
  Not to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes! >
  
  How did he not have his license suspended.
  Im talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.
  Not because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.
  Its a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license. >
  
  Makes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt. >
  
  This is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.
  Is there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. 
  He didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. 
  Deny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago
  Fact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt. >
  
  Bravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you! >
  
  This is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now. >
  
  Not surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein. >
  
  I don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican >
  
  "wan't me" - santos, probably