comment: >
  
  They should return stoning for low lifes like these
context: "You know what would go with these monkeys?  Some cool fish." >
  
  I'd like to think this is some elaborate heist situation where the dude got brought out of retirement to steal a laundry list of rare animals to settle a debt his brother owes to some organized crime syndicate... >
  
  Sounds like a case for Ace Ventura >
  
  Great!!!! Now the entire zoo animals returns to peaceful tranquility. >
  
  What's sad is the guy will probably get a finger wagging from a judge since Texas honestly doesn't give a damn about animal cruelty.  We will probably see more justice in the form of the zoos suing him than actual criminal penalties. >
  
  He has 2 burglary charges as well. You can kill a burglar in Texas, so the judgement might be serious. >
  
  Was he carrying a trout under suspicious circumstances?