comment: >
  
  Phlegm, blood, lymph, pus...
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  Pictures may start the ball rolling, but I am not making my decision on the picture. If their hygiene is too bad once we meet in person, that will change things. >
  
  Came to say this. Gotta pass the sniff test. >
  
  Gotta do it. My ex was offended when I told her about it. I was like "clearly you passed."
  Incognito finger sniff is one of the first things that happens after 2nd bass. I hope others do the same to me. >
  
  2nd “bass?”
  It’s NOT supposed to smell fishy… >
  
  Now that is some terrific bass! >
  
  That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah. >
  
  Blasphemy! He's said it again! >
  
  You're only making it worse for yourself!! >
  
  How could it be any worse?! JEHOVA JEHOVA JEHOVA >
  
  I thought you were talking about scat fetish porn pics at first and I was so confused >
  
  yeah, "secretions"
  excretions not on the menu 🤢 >
  
  Different strokes I guess >
  
  For different folks >
  
  "Different strokes for different folks" - Confucius Circa 2023 >
  
  "Look at this Photograph, every time i see it makes me want to ingest their fluids."
  Kinda catchy lyirc >
  
  Make sure not to grind your mouth stones too much >
  
  Or make too much noise from your cavernous air holes >
  
  There’s gotta be a better way to put it than …ingesting secretions. Jfc >
  
  It just sounds so nasty fr >
  
  OP went full thesaurus >
  
  Good thing they're all extinct now >
  
  Lol yeah. We still got an emu though. That bih a dino. It's a chicken raptor >
  
  I need no photos to ingest the bodily secretions of a cow or honeybee >
  
  Which secretions? >
  
  Milk, honey.
  Or cow shit if you're into that.