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  If you are having an excessive wiping problem then I have one word for you, fiber. >
  
  Actually just got food poisoning and have been literally shitting non stop
  Not so much the quantity of wipes per shit. But the quantity of shits overall :( >
  
  Just wait until it stops then shower. >
  
  Or combine the two. >
  
  Waffle stomp >
  
  It's better to shit in the shower than to shower in shit.
  -Sun Tzu (Source: trust me bro) >
  
  Just use a bidet man. There are handy squeeze bottle versions of it. >
  
  Very fair point >
  
  A hundred times....still poop. >
  
  I knew what scene that was before I clicked. >
  
  Bidets now fit between the seat and the toilet for 20 bucks.. life changing! >
  
  Can you imagine walking around with a hairy, matted, rat nest of a butthole back in the day? I need to know the history of how butt wiping evolved. >
  
  You do know people still bathed in rivers and stuff, right? >
  
  Roman used sponges on the end of a stick, though they were communal… so still absolutely disgusting >
  
  Given only the two options I'll take communal butt sponge over poo constantly stuck in my bum >
  
  Agreed >
  
  assuming people had balanced diets and healthy poop water and one wipe would have sufficed back then? >
  
  I doubt our bodies have evolved that much since toilet paper became a thing? 🤔 >
  
  But the only place on your body that can bleed and not be poisoned by the feces