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  Perpetrated by the radical left gang member known as the “Hamburglar”
context: Sooo, this means trump cried in front of someone when seeking endorsement? Putin? >
  
  Exactly. >
  
  Well, now we know exactly who has something over him. >
  
  We do, but we used to, too. >
  
  Thanks, Mitch. >
  
  Donnie DOES love escalators… >
  
  Sorry for the convenience >
  
  I wonder how man times he called Trump "sir?" >
  
  This is how it went word for word.
  “Please sir, endorse me sir. How can I be as smart and as good looking as you sir? Or sir, [starts sobbing] you are so wonderful “ >
  
  Desantis weakly salutes Dear Leader >
  
  The mandatory real-fake cry claim does have Kim-Jong Il vibes. >
  
  Red-on-red crime is my favorite kind of crime. >
  
  This one is great hecause half of their base appeal is as tough guys, so telling the nation that one of them was sobbing like a baby in front of the other is a solid move. Now Deathanus has to decide whether to just accept it and be belittled, or start to fight back and fracture the party. 10/10 can’t wait for season finale. >
  
  Half of these guys wouldn’t know the difference between a hatchet and an axe and wouldn’t be able to load and shoot an AR. 
  Republicans in federal government are almost all what they would consider effeminate suburbanites. >
  
  In reality yes. But we know they don’t live there. To them an obese man who wears makeup and lifted shoes while avoiding war because his feet hurt is the epitome of manly. >
  
  I love your username. For some reason, that line cracked up my wife and me and we say it all the time. >
  
  It’s so funny how many people get the reference! Workaholics def had its fans but it was never a mainstream smash so it’s crazy how many people recognize one throwaway line from the show!
  Now get in my grapevan pls >
  
  Catherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers, oh oh oh >
  
  She has entrapped me, and Sean Connery! OH oh OH. OH oh OHhh^hh^h >
  
  When two pieces of shit get together, there will be a whole lot of stories coming out >
  
  This embarrassing DeSantis campaign ad will be played repeatedly as a hit piece.  That was some insane level of bootlicking lol. For one rare moment, I think Trump is speaking the truth. DeSantis absolutely cried in front of him and maybe even got on his knees for an endorsement >
  
  I had to go show this to my grandma. She screams about Trump and DeSantis til her voice cracks. She said she’s never wished on anyone’s demise before them. And McConnell. The rage in her 4’11”, 74 year old body is immense. >
  
  Sounds like you've got one righteous grandma >
  
  She marched her lil ass out in January in DC to march with us during Trump’s inauguration. It was actually my 18th birthday and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian for the first time. Her first time trying any African food and she still talks about how much she loves it. She sat with me at a tattoo appointment and afterwards we got pizza and ice cream. I love her. She’s an amazing woman. >
  
  
  and afterwards we stopped and had Ethiopian
  
  Columbus Circle? Fantastic places up there >
  
  Wish I could remember. The place was packed. My grandmother and I sat on the end of the table with the vegetarian platter (since i was vegan) so she mostly ate the veg stuff. It was amazing. There’s a good place up in Tampa (Queen of Sheba) but nowhere near as good as this place was. >
  
  He's probably lying but I wouldn't be surprised if its true.  Have you ever seen DeSantis in a debate or outside of his hand-picked media reporters?  He's so socially awkward and unstable and has the charisma of a garden slug. >
  
  True. I have noticed him moving his jaw from side to side in nearly every news conference when someone else is at the podium. Odd. >
  
  He's got some kind of behavioral issue.  He was never an appealing candidate, but he's surrounded himself and insulated himself with a core group of very politically savvy extremists that are the ones propelling him forward.  He's not the political "genius" the media paints him out to be.  His handlers are but he's an empty suit being controlled by puppeteers. >
  
  That is actually slightly reassuring for someone not so in the know about him, like myself. >
  
  It shouldn't be though.  If you start looking in to his core group of advisors and backers these are some terrifying people. >
  
  In so much as it shows his limitations. >
  
  True, he has many weaknesses.  But they cover for them well. >
  
  Trump is desperate to make his opponents look effete to distract from his needing to have his hand held as we walked down a ramp or having to grasp a glass with two small hands or needing the power of the military to help him beat Covid. >
  
  Covfefe >
  
  Hamburder flu