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  I can't tell if I'm bad at understanding them or if they are bad at communicating. But after a decade with the same cat, I can tell maybe 30% of what he wants a given moment which he seems to appreciate.
context: "The hospice facility has been fined." Yeah that'll show 'em. >
  
  In my state, the fine would be waived if they submitted a corrective action plan. >
  
  "make sure dead people are actually dead" boom, fine averted. >
  
  "the facility has agreed to self-monitor the progress and submit an annual summary report" >
  
  "The facility has performed an internal investigation and found that the fault was on the client." >
  
  “How dare she not be dead.” >
  
  I want to be left in a room for at least a week after being declared dead before they start burning me. I also want one of those Victorian death bells, just in case. >
  
  I’d like to be left alone for a week in a room right now. Might finally get some stuff done. >
  
  My kids would still find me. They'll always find a way. >
  
  We lost something expensive in our house, recently, and we just joked we should bring our mutual friends toddlers over, and tell them that under no circumstances, were they allowed to touch the thing.  Maybe add in that it was dangerous (it wasn't).  
  We would've had it back in 5 minutes, tops. >
  
  A cat takes longer-like 1-2 days but same results. 
  Ant trap with poison? Found batting it.
  Wedding band that fell on the floor in the bathroom. Found batting it.
  Lose pill next to your night stand. Found batting it. >
  
  Yep, tell a cat they aren’t allowed to touch it. Guaranteed they will be batting it around the room within 2 mins. >
  
  Don't even have to tell them. I'm pretty sure they are telepathic. >
  
  Going by the intense, concentrated stare they focus on me when they want food, they sure seem to think they are.