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  I’m choosing Timber and the hovercraft
context: Waiting for the Europe reveal. >
  
  Can't believe so many innocent science experiments went awry >
  
  Im happy for american taxpayers to build a giant fuckoff balloon and sit it over china for a month. The absolute rage fit XI would have. >
  
  We have to have one of those old Macys thanksgiving parade balloons of Winnie the Pooh right? Don’t even have to get sophisticated. Slap a GoPro on that bad boy and send him on his way. >
  
  Not even a good GoPro. Make it like a GoPro 4 and slap it up in a fancy looking box so the Chinese want to get it and find out what technology we are using. Just entirely fuck with them. >
  
  And fill it with glitter…lots and lots of glitter >
  
  Better call Mark Rober for that lol. >
  
  So glitter, fart smell, and Home Alone references it is. >
  
  And dildos.... >
  
  Im going to guess China launched a bunch of these and we are going to see news of these things making appearances around the world over the next few days. >
  
  Yep I believe it. But why? >
  
  Could literally have just been "Let's see how other nations respond". >
  
  So you're saying they're...floating trial balloons? >
  
  Diddy Kong racing music begins playing