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  Really? You've never seen a photo of someone and said omg I want to slurp them senseless?
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  Pictures may start the ball rolling, but I am not making my decision on the picture. If their hygiene is too bad once we meet in person, that will change things. >
  
  Came to say this. Gotta pass the sniff test. >
  
  Gotta do it. My ex was offended when I told her about it. I was like "clearly you passed."
  Incognito finger sniff is one of the first things that happens after 2nd bass. I hope others do the same to me. >
  
  2nd “bass?”
  It’s NOT supposed to smell fishy… >
  
  Now that is some terrific bass! >
  
  That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah. >
  
  Blasphemy! He's said it again! >
  
  You're only making it worse for yourself!! >
  
  How could it be any worse?! JEHOVA JEHOVA JEHOVA >
  
  I thought you were talking about scat fetish porn pics at first and I was so confused >
  
  yeah, "secretions"
  excretions not on the menu 🤢 >
  
  Different strokes I guess >
  
  For different folks >
  
  "Different strokes for different folks" - Confucius Circa 2023 >
  
  "Look at this Photograph, every time i see it makes me want to ingest their fluids."
  Kinda catchy lyirc >
  
  Make sure not to grind your mouth stones too much >
  
  Or make too much noise from your cavernous air holes >
  
  There’s gotta be a better way to put it than …ingesting secretions. Jfc >
  
  It just sounds so nasty fr >
  
  OP went full thesaurus >
  
  Good thing they're all extinct now >
  
  Lol yeah. We still got an emu though. That bih a dino. It's a chicken raptor >
  
  I need no photos to ingest the bodily secretions of a cow or honeybee >
  
  Which secretions? >
  
  Milk, honey.
  Or cow shit if you're into that. >
  
  Phlegm, blood, lymph, pus... >
  
  Fun fact the tongue is extremely tactile. Look at anything, anywhere, anytime, and your tongue knows exactly what it feels like to lick it. Kinda scary >
  
  not really, when you imagine, that's just what you're doing, imagining, I made sure of this through the scientific method 
  1- looked at AC
  2- imagined tasting AC
  3- actually licked AC
  the taste was definitely different >
  
  He didn’t say “tastes like” he said “feels like” you doink >
  
  I read somewhere this is because of the ungodly amount of crap our neglectful parents let us put in our mouths as babies. >
  
  If you think about it, all ages of humans put shit in their mouth all day, and also touch stuff. All these things also helps the tongue know. >
  
  Some men just don't smell attractive. They might not stink, but their natural smell is a turn-off. I need that info before I can say for sure. Some men smell so unattractive in person, doesn't matter how much they bathe. >
  
  I mean I think there are biological reasons behind the 'having good chemistry' sentiment. >
  
  I want to say I read that it has to do with immune system compatibility- like they have a different “type” (in the way of a blood type, not kind of immune system) and having parents with different types makes stronger immune system for offspring. It was a while ago I read the study so I could be wrong >
  
  No, you’re completely right! Learned about this in a social psychology course I took for my degree. Prof said it’s the only “true” way that opposites actually attract, and she’s right! source >
  
  we all make split second decision. luckily this one gives us another chance upon smell and taste >
  
  💀wut >
  
  Lol at this whole ass thread forgetting that saliva is a secretion and kissing is a thing.
  Buncha pervs. 😛 >
  
  Kissing doesn’t sound much better than anything else suggested here lol. >
  
  Heh I guess I was just taken aback by the zero-to-Santorum speed. 😳 >
  
  Mhmmmmm.  Frothy. >
  
  I have to date/like a man for some time before I go down... I'm sorry, but that service is saved for the special men out there... >
  
  Kisses count :) >
  
  That's some wet first kisses :0 >
  
  🤣🤣 well that's the best use of an emoticon I've seen maybe ever >
  
  Based strictly on a photograph, you are able to firmly and conclusively decide whether or not they want to ingest another human's bodily secretions >
  
  I can tell from a pic if wouldn't, for sure. But only if I "might" from a picture. 
  I had a girlfriend back when,  super hot Indian girl. Literally everything about her was A+. But when we went to get intimate, I had to dip out. It was an aroma, that had its own aura. I just used the no condom excuse and told her to take a shower while I went to get some. Came back an hour later to a much better evening.  So by a picture? No promises. If I can't lick the bowl, I don't want the cookie. >
  
  Firmly and conclusively - also often erroneously and regretfully. >
  
  Actually, no. Don't know whoever you are dating, but I have always needed to go on a date, and even then the decision is uncertain. Don't know anybody who did so just based on a photo