comment: >
  
  I knew what scene that was before I clicked.
context: This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.
  Remember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not "thoughts had in the shower!"
  (For an explanation of what a "showerthought" is, please read this page.)
  Rule-breaking posts may result in bans. >
  
  If you are having an excessive wiping problem then I have one word for you, fiber. >
  
  Actually just got food poisoning and have been literally shitting non stop
  Not so much the quantity of wipes per shit. But the quantity of shits overall :( >
  
  Just wait until it stops then shower. >
  
  Or combine the two. >
  
  Waffle stomp >
  
  It's better to shit in the shower than to shower in shit.
  -Sun Tzu (Source: trust me bro) >
  
  Just use a bidet man. There are handy squeeze bottle versions of it. >
  
  Very fair point >
  
  A hundred times....still poop.