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  Thats the part I never understood about the whole Obama birth certificate drama. Everyone knew that his mom was a woman from Kansas so it didn't matter who his dad was.
context: Again….the headline forgot the word ‘again’ >
  
  Nobody could've predicted this >
  
  Once in a generation disaster >
  
  Probably the fault of them durned librulls. >
  
  I blame democratic fascism and transsexual windmills. >
  
  I knew!
  Those damn transexual windmills. >
  
  oh is it that time of the year for Ted's cancun trip? >
  
  yeah first thing that came to mind is, "wonder if rafael has a window seat"
  (yes his real name is rafael because this guy comes from big money so he tries to give himself a blue collar image by going with ted, because that's what you do when your career is fleecing money from gullible people. fuck that guy in so many ways!) >
  
  I don’t think he goes by Ted to seem blue collar, he goes by Ted to seem white. >
  
  He could just tell everyone that he's a Canadian immigrant. O, wait. Immigrant. Nevermind. >
  
  Just thank god he can’t be President >
  
  Natural born american. Doesn't matter where he's born so long as he's got that magic American citizen born abroad paper.