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  The men could just as easily wear hijabs to bring rain.
context: Do they have a "with hijab" and maybe a "medium-light hijab" control groups to properly compare rainfall in respective areas? >
  
  That’s strange because we have had ten days of solid bucketing rain here and no one’s wearing hijabs. I don’t think this man has actually studied meteorology. >
  
  For all of human history, when rain is needed, we women have coordinated to secretly wear hajibs for just the right amount of time to make it rain the appropriate amount.
  You're welcome.
  When there are big storms and flooding, we're just screwing with you. >
  
  Global ~~drought~~ draught is tied to the checks notes emancipation of women. >
  
  *drought >
  
  I’ll take a draught, thank you. >
  
  One military draft, coming right up! >
  
  Close that window, there is a drought in here. >
  
  Did Californian women start wearing Hijab? That must be why the state is getting drenched >
  
  Same here in Michigan. >
  
  Dearborn says ‘you’re welcome’ >
  
  Dearborn isn’t so bad. Dearborn heights, where the INK leaks in and certain areas are TAYLORED for trailer parks or even the more RED-neck parts of town are where it gets bad. IYKYK >
  
  Nobody knows how to drive in Dearborn Heights. That's all I can say. I fucking hate driving through there for any reason. >
  
  More bronze age bullshit. >
  
  It's so weird to see the superstitious shit dictators would say 1000 years ago being used in the modern age. Like it's so paper thin and obviously being used to provide any justification to bring the people back into line.
  Even weirder to see how many people it works on. It's full on 1984 brain where they'll rewrite their beliefs as needed in service of the party. >
  
  My American governor asked everyone in the state to pray for rain to end our drought, instead of actually trying to do anything about the lack of water via governance. More common than you think unfortunately. >
  
  You can’t just pray for rain. Gotta at least sacrifice a few virgin goats and do the ritual rain dance when the planets are aligned. It’s a proven science. >
  
  Virgin goats? In fundamentalist religious areas? Good luck with that! >
  
  This is why God has forsaken us, smh. You're supposed to shag only the normal goats. You should always have a stock of pure extra virgin sacrificial goats saved up for these occasions. >
  
  The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. >
  
  This is directed at me, isn't it? >
  
  Yea, sorry bud. It is what it is, eh? >
  
  This is ridiculous. Everyone knows that Pudge controls the weather. >
  
  He needs his PB&J stat! >
  
  Can't give him a tuna sandwich! >
  
  That's just cannibalism with extra steps >
  
  Sure, let's make climate change women's fault too. Especially in a country where women are not even in charge. Asshole. >
  
  Imagine thinking the weather is because of women's clothes. >
  
  Come on man... Hijab means the hair is covered so rain can fall... No hijab, the hair is unprotected, it'll get wet hence no rain. Pretty obvious when you think about it >
  
  It's just science, really. >
  
  I learn so much here:) >
  
  The unscarved women of Manchester disagree >
  
  Was just about to say that it doesn't do that our grey damp British Isles. >
  
  We all know you just need to sacrifice a goat to fix that! It's fucking science man. >
  
  Sky Daddy loves bbq >
  
  Same shit as American tv preachers blaming hurricanes and earthquakes on homosexuality. >
  
  Imagine living under a regime of televangelists. That's been the fate of so many under the Ayatollahs and Hezbollah. >
  
  
  Imagine living under a regime of televangelists.
  
  Don't have to imagine since I've lived through Republican regimes for decades. >
  
  I’m sorry but that isn’t even slightly comparable to the atrocities Iranian government commits on its people. >
  
  it's medium-comparable in Texas and Alabama >
  
  let me know when your women are forced to wear hijabs, you are stoned to death for being gay and you can’t wear shorts in the city. >
  
  if you want me to let you know about every person killed for being lgbtq for texas you will be getting notifications from me every \~3 weeks >
  
  Witcher Season 4, and Venture Brothers Season 8 won't happen because of Women without a hijab. /s >
  
  As far as witcher goes, we might be better off.... >
  
  Keep those hijabs off specifically so we don't get The Witcher season 4. >
  
  This is what it’s like when subreddits collide. >
  
  Are you ready to go? >
  
  Cause I’m ready to go >
  
  What ya gonna do >
  
  So God will punish you because women faces aren’t coveted but totally fine with men forcing young girls to merry them, taking women as punishment or killing them and all over the world priest have abused their power by raping children
  They think that’s fine but not covering the face yeah sure that’s the real issue >
  
  You probably know this but they are raping the women arrested for protesting in Iran so they can't go to heaven after they're executed. Yep, totally God's plan. >
  
  Yeah 
  It’s unthinkable crimes like this that show how BS religion is treated in the world
  I don’t care if your god allows it, also why would you want to worship a guy who wants your daughter/wife raped for a piece of cloth.
  It’s too illogical to be written by a god more like men trying to control women and try to control them and just being on a power trip. >
  
  Aisha didn't seem to like Muhammed very much either; there are tons of passages that come off as absolutely scathing. >
  
  Can someone point out a few? >
  
  Bullshit! I live in Ireland where nobody wears a hijab and its never done fucking raining.