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  Original Comic Relief :
  "Adrian, that's not Kate Bush you're shagging, it's Neil, and you know it!"
  "Yes, but I'm using Neil as a condom"
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  When a male and a female have sex, technically the woman is swallowing the man's penis with her vagina. >
  
  …. Terrifying >
  
  By this same logic, giving birth is vomiting >
  
  More like taking a big shit >
  
  I've had... incidents in the bathroom that felt like my anus was vomiting. Dry heaves and everything.
  Edit: I hate you guys. I spend an hour typing a short story to post? 50 upvotes. I off-handedly mention myself pooping? Over 150! >
  
  My condolences, that sounds wretched >
  
  Amazing Grace...
  How sweet the sound...
  *head rocking back and forth while person in stall next to me makes ungodly noises from their cooch. >
  
  I do the first thing and the second except at the bottom of the rocking is a pause to grab my stomach in agony as I prepare to pass a lead cube through a garden hose. >
  
  And when two people kiss, technically they make a very long meat tube with an asshole on both ends. <_< >
  
  The lips and the anus are made of the same type of skin. >
  
  The inside cheeks of a woman's mouth is made of the same type of skin as her vagina. >
  
  When a male and female have sex, technically the female is giving the male a very intimate bear hug 🥰 >
  
  Bare hug. >
  
  That should probably depend on a clean STI test. >
  
  It's a roundabout STI test. >
  
  Hey man, do you know anyone with AIDS? Cool, cuz you know me >
  
  Glad someone caught the reference. >
  
  Someone can correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure the origin of the word vagina translates to 'sheath' or something. >
  
  In Dutch the word Schede, (which means Seath), is sometimes used instead of Vagina. >
  
  If an alien goes in Reddit it’s going to be so confused whether humans like sex or not because of things like this >
  
  Well, it does vary between human. >
  
  That is true >
  
  And if she become pregnant, months later the baby girl come out. many years later, the baby girl has a baby 
  Russian nesting dolls >
  
  Aphids are born already pregnant. This is a frightening concept if in relation to humans. >
  
  Well my understanding that the egg is already mature in human females while in womb. (Which is true even while simultaneously the body is not capable of pregnancy because youth.) 
  So half of you was in your mother’s mother’s womb >
  
  Very close. The egg follicles develop in utero, which is all the eggs a female will have through their life. The follicles do not mature until later in life. A step further, technically half of you existed in your grandmother's womb. >
  
  The follicle needs to develop into a fetus to have follicles of its own doesn't it? >
  
  I'm not sure I understand your exact question, but to go a bit further in depth of my original comment, every human cell in the human body has 23 PAIRS (diploid) of chromosomes except egg and sperm cells which only contain half of a chromosomal pair (haploid). They become diploid when an egg is fertilized by sperm and the chromosomes mix themselves up into pairs. 
  Males produce gametes (sperm) from puberty to death, while females develop all their eggs as a fetus, around the 20 week mark. Maturation of the eggs, where they are able to be released into the uterus and fetilized, does not happen until puberty however. 
  Therefore a pregnant women has her own unique DNA, the fetus's unique DNA, and the (female) fetus's haploid gametes by the time of birth. >
  
  Kids who are born feet first briefly wear their mother as a hat >
  
  The rest of us wore out mother as pants, like civilized humans. >
  
  Every morning, I'm just a few margaritas away from letting my husband wear me like a hat >
  
  Does his skull feel that much better than his tongue? He really needs to improve his technique... >
  
  Maybe he's bald >
  
  Ah I see you've never been pegged? Is docking wearing another guy as a condom? >
  
  LOL. There are clearly more iterations of my shower thought >
  
  'The fucker is wearing the fuckee.' >
  
  The top is wearing the bottom. >
  
  not if you toppin from the bottom >
  
  No. Absolutely not. Go stand in the corner and think about what you have done. 
  Putting this thought into our heads. Cruelty >
  
  I’m sorry 😂 >
  
  I call for your head >
  
  If you're ducking a beheaded person, are you wearing just their head, or them!? >
  
  Depending on the point of entry, it could be construed as deep-throating. >
  
  If you put a sock over your penis, are you wearing a sock?
  Also if you put a cylinder inside an M&M's tube, are you wearing an M&M's tube? Just asking for a friend. >
  
  It's just a cylinder >
  
  But is must remain undamaged. >
  
  Dressing...undressing...dressing...undressing...dressing...undressing.
  Fuck, now I got a stain in it. >
  
  Wait who wore it since the last time I put it on? It’s all stretched out now. >
  
  I had this same thought and vocalized it to my wife about a week ago, she thought I'd lost it. >
  
  Glad I’m not alone >
  
  "That's not Kate, that's Neil and you know it."
  "Kate is underneath, I'm using Neil as a contraceptive. " >
  
  My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
  I wanna sink her with my pink torpedo . . .
  Ah, Spinal Tap >
  
  Seems like a good pick up line >
  
  When I brush my teeth technically my toothbrush is wearing me. >
  
  Only if you close your mouth >
  
  when a baby is born feet first, they briefly wear their mother as a hat >
  
  When I go down on my wife, and I mean really GO DOWN on her, I use the phrase "wear your pussy like a feedbag"