comment: >
  
  Don't we all...
context: How to fake 4 million clients >
  
  John Smith, John Smythe, Jon Smith, Johnny Smith, etc. >
  
  John Jacob jingleheimersmith. >
  
  My Bologna has a first name,
  It's O-S-C-A-R.
  My bologna has a second name,
  It's M-A-Y-E-R. >
  
  What's your Bologna's first pet's name, and what street did it grow up on? So we can figure out its stripper name. >
  
  Coincidentally, both are Weiner. >
  
  Carlos Danger >
  
  "[T]o cash in, Javice decided to lie, including lying about Frank's success, Frank's size and the depth of Frank's market penetration in order to induce [JPMorgan] to purchase Frank for $175 million," the bank alleges in the complaint."
  Frank lying about fame, size, and penetration...