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  Thanks for giving us Heinz beans,
  Thanks for giving us beans mum.
  Beanz meanz fartz.
  (70s parody on Heinz's slogan "Beanz meanz Heinz").
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  Guess what is one of the biggest producers of methane is? Cow farts. Cow farts are making us extinct. >
  
  no way our farts aren’t just as bad >
  
  Well, we don't want that! Let's just stick to eating beans in moderation and avoid global extinction. ;) >
  
  Company based out of Germany discovered that if you pump methane through a plasma field (just electrical field under a vacuum) it produces carbon black ( shit in your water filter) and 7 times as much hydrogen as electrolysis of water >
  
  That is genuinely interesting. >
  
  Even better… you can take any organic waste including dairy and oils, put it in an anaerobic environment, and it produces methane as it decomposes. So technically you can harvest hydrogen from trash. Also the waste product is liquid fertilizer. I wish I had enough money to start a company like that >
  
  And Reddit is a never-ending geyser of multisyllabic rectal gas
  Somebody light a match!  Set the world on fire