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  If the headline was all that happened - it was just DNA, and that was the whole story - this would be an absurdly severe sentence.
  In fact, as you say, it was semen in the cupcakes - and also,
  
  Dennis Perkins pleaded guilty Tuesday to rape, two counts of sexual battery of a child under the age of 13, video voyeurism and two counts of child pornography. He also pleaded guilty to one count of mingling harmful substances for the cupcake incident.
  In total, he and his former wife were reportedly indicted on 150 sex crime-related charges, according to reports.
  
  Perkins and his wife are filth and deserve to rot in prison.
context: Not only are this man and his wife disgusting abominable people, the headline is assanine. He is a child molester and pedophile. He was charged with rape of a child. Those are the salient points here. His wife is a school teacher who GAVE THE CHILDREN THE CUPCAKES AT SCHOOL? OMG! They both deserve to stay in prison forever. >
  
  I wonder how many people would not have opened the article if the title didn’t mention the DNA?!?
  Click bait title >
  
  Title also says he fed them to the kids when in fact it was his wife who took them in and fed the kids. Title makes it seem like he did it all on his own lol >
  
  Also did they like make creme filled cupcakes and the kids took a bite and realized? Or did the teacher confess to adding it in the mix? I can't imagine the chlorine present would make for tasty cupcakes. This couple was on another fucking level of sexual deviance. Jesus Christ just join some swinger club and have weekly orgies. But there was something distinctly predatory about this. They got off on grooming and fantasizing about young children. >
  
  He and his wife filmed himself cumming into the cupcake batter, then showed her baking them. She then took the cupcakes to her class and handed them out. 
  That was all discovered after the fact, because his original charges were for raping a child and producing child pornography/possession of child pornography. They found a lot of tapes in the process, and the cupcakes video was one of them. 
  Both of them engaged in sexual abuse of children, and production of child porn. >
  
  I read the indictment and it made me sick 🤢 it's absolutely, mind bendingly insane how vile these two are. 
  They're going to die in prison. Both of them. I can only hope it's the most painful and slow type of death imaginable.
  I want to say he'll get dealt with pretty quickly, but since he's a former cop AND a child molester, he'll probably get thrown in the hole for the majority of his time in prison -_- >
  
  Laced with his 'DNA'? Wow fuck you, it was his SEMEN. 
  Nice try to spin it.