comment: >
  
  And I want it to CC my attorney and doctor.
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  Remember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not "thoughts had in the shower!"
  (For an explanation of what a "showerthought" is, please read this page.)
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  I almost never see advertisements...
  I have made it so I almost never see/hear any  advertisements in my house or car. It's lovely. >
  
  Pm me if you want to know how to get rich >
  
  or if you want to know about the 20% off deals at best buy >
  
  10% off a dozen Red Roses for Valentines. Act now, February 14th is just around the corner! >
  
  Hello local man from local man's store here to sell you a local item at local prices. >
  
  how about how that local sports team is doing and the local weather >
  
  Toasters either. They're so generic at this point that there can be no more features. It's just pick a size, and pick a color. Adding anything more to them would just be more things to fail over time. 
  (No, we do not need "sMaRt" appliances in the kitchen. At all...) >
  
  But I want my coffee maker to email me when my coffee is done