comment: >
  
  G-litter
  Glorious litter 
  It's pretty
  It's still litter.
context: Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world >
  
  My sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting. >
  
  I'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her? >
  
  If I get on the jury, will vote Not Glittery. >
  
  Repeat after me kids:
  GLITTER IS LITTER