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  Firehouse of falsehood, look it up
context: Russia warns the West not to do what the West never intended to do to begin with. Easy to make retribution threats for something you know you'll never need to act on. Falls right in with pleading with the West to "avoid nuclear war," after being literally the only country making nuclear threats in the first place. What a bunch of hypocrites. >
  
  Just setting the stage for when the Russians strike Putin themselves. >
  
  Creatures worse than Putin are waiting in the wings. >
  
  They will end the war and blame it on Putin. Better or worse is irrelevant, it’s the war policy that is a problem. >
  
  Or take it to a whole new level of insane. >
  
  I think they're going to want to dial back the insane and get back to making money. >
  
  Logic isn't Russians' strong trait. >
  
  Russia is a slightly scarier version of North Korea. >
  
  Lol,... it's his own people that he should be afraid of. Why should we want to kill him? We haven't had this much success against Russia in our entire history. Putin is single-handedly wiping out Russia's economy, destroying their military and making Russia a laughingstock. >
  
  Saw a report last week, basically summarizing how this has been an amazingly efficient use of dollars to destruction. Something like 10% of the annual defense budget to watch Russia absolutely destroy their military capabilities, and without any danger to our own citizens. >
  
  If you remember where you saw that, please let me know. >
  
  Follow Brynn Tannehill on Twitter. (cant log in to give you the handle RN, sorry) I remember her talking about it and she generally has knowledgeable things to say about National Security stuff and retweets a lot of interesting and serious people. >
  
  From the article "Lavrov on Tuesday also accused the United States and its NATO allies of seeking to defeat Russia on the battlefield in order to weaken or destroy the country." 
  Isn't that sweet? Lavrov wants to give credit to others for something that Russia's doing very well themselves. >
  
  "if you launch a decapitation strike on Putin there's gonna be consequences!"
  "Seriously don't do it! You probably could, but don't!"
  "Seriously, do not send a missile to Putins palace on January 12 between 5:43am and 6:09am! Don't!" >
  
  Jan 12, 6:10am: "Why didn't you -- uh, do not send a missle to the southwest tower in the next half-hour! We're warning you!" >
  
  Lol what is going on they just don’t stop >
  
  They tried a decapitation strike, many actually, on Zelenksy, and failed.   They tried to fight a war, and failed.  Now, Ukraine is fighting a war, and winning.   Now they're worried Ukraine might prove that there's two things they can do that Russia can't. >
  
  Maybe he should stay away from windows. >
  
  Red Flag Linux? >
  
  Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. >
  
  This new season of Jack Ryan is getting weird >
  
  Reacher, or you mean jack ryan. >
  
  if US wanted to "launch decapitation strike" it would've happened already with extreme precision. >
  
  It does sound like they're specifically requesting the missile with swords sticking out the side, huh? >
  
  Why would they, Putin is killing off criminal oligarchs at a rate the US could never match. >
  
  Why would we ever want to eliminate the guy who is single handedly driving our enemy into destruction? >
  
  Putin is going to die of cancer soon, and Russia is going to frame it as a murder so their leadership does not look frail and weak. >
  
  The anti-Putin faction in Russia is making a play using reverse psychology…
  “The US is warned to not kill Putin. That would be really bad for this war in Ukraine. We would probably have to stop fighting there and bring the troops home. And that would make us very upset. No telling what we would do in response. Like no telling at all. We may be so upset we forget to do anything.  So, whatever you do, do not assassinate Putin, who will definitely NOT be in his vacation home 100 kilometers outside of Vladivostok between Jan 6 thru Jan15. You know the place.” >
  
  This is coming off more like a request for a decapitation strike on Putin >
  
  That's how I read it 🤝 >
  
  Literally no one is talking about this until Russia speaks it into the ether. >
  
  Did he just signal a false flag that Putin is about to have a window accident? >
  
  russia is so rotten, one head is not enough. corrupted to hydra level >
  
  good analogy! >
  
  He can launch decapitation strikes on others but is afraid himself? >
  
  We don’t have to - Putin is doing a pretty good job of it himself… >
  
  Are there no more windows left in Moscow? >
  
  I wonder how many Russians would want that?
  Probably a decent number but you can't poll that kind of thing. >
  
  Russia warns Russia
  Edit
  Russia is weaker than the USA 
  Period >
  
  russian translation:  Please decapitate Putin. >
  
  Ok but how does tucker Carlson feel about this tho >
  
  We will wait until they are all in 1 room together then unleash some tomahawks baby 👌 >
  
  R9X Flying Ginsu >
  
  "Decapitation Strike, also total dismemberment. >
  
  Why would we do that?  Never stop your enemy when he is making a mistake, and Putin is a mistake. >
  
  Why would we bother, it’d be like shooting a dying murderer >
  
  Oh please go on! >
  
  I believe the Russians will soon take care of that little detail. >
  
  His own people get them all the time. Nothing lasts forever. >
  
  The media should be turn based, as in you can’t respond to something that hasn’t happened. >
  
  Russia doesn’t need any help in its suicide mission >
  
  Yeah this might have been a credible threat a year ago.. his failures would get him killed by his own before anyone. >
  
  That sword missile needs another high profile name on its kill list >
  
  Weerwarningyuu is the head of State and desk communique >
  
  They said nothing about a recapitation strike. We can launch a human head at high velocity, directly at Putin. Upon impact,  it simply replaces his head with the one we launched! Recapitation!  Consider this my application to the Dept. of Defense. >
  
  Brilliant! Hope to see you soon at a DoD press conference 👍 >
  
  How do you say you're scared without saying you're scared? >
  
  Stay away from the window Pootin! >
  
  Yawn...
  Not interested.  It will happen naturally.  Pretty clear Putin isn't getting a good night's sleep anymore.  We're just kicking back watching him flounder in his own shit-show.  
  Lavrov is the new Baghdad Bob. >
  
  It’s not the US or NATO that Putin has to worry about; it’s the angry Russians who’ve been impoverished in the past year by Putin’s illegal war in Ukraine. >
  
  Lol or what you idiots. Or f’ing what. >
  
  Or they'll warn you again. 🤷 >
  
  That means they’re planning a decapitation strike on Zelensky. >
  
  Plausible deniability >
  
  I think Russians may want to do that themselves. >
  
  so Putin's successor is preparing to blame the US for killing him.  Great. >
  
  It’s about time for Putin to visit one of those Russian hotels with a plank instead of a window. >
  
  As long as they take control of the "Fallcitis Windowtitis" Pandemic that's been ravaging Russia lately, I don't think they need to worry about the "Decapitation Strike" from the US. >
  
  They could just end their war in Ukraine if they got rid of the Nazis they said they were after.  But it’s pretty obvious that they are stealing land from their less affluent neighbors again as usual.  Sucks when the neighbors don’t just give up their property. >
  
  He’s like their Trump.  Trupin.  The best man the US has in Russia! >
  
  dude, trump isn’t the president anymore, let it go. >
  
  The right wing has blundered so badly over the past couple of years. This mad adventure of Putin, Brexit, so much of what Trump did, like welching on the Iran deal. I love technocratic leadership, not showboats. >
  
  But it was IF he uses nuclear weapons. >
  
  We’re doing good funneling money into defense corporations as it is, no need to escalate lol >
  
  Why would the U.S. want to stop this shitshow? Keep it up, Pooty. >
  
  I might warn Russian not to senseless destoii its citizens as usual >
  
  We don’t do that anymore. Shame. >
  
  This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 45%. (I'm a bot)
  
  
  Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov warned the United States on Tuesday against ordering a "Decapitation strike" on President Vladimir Putin.
  Lavrov's comments refer to an anonymous U.S. military official telling Newsweek back in September that a special operation "To kill Putin in the heart of the Kremlin" had been "Front and center" among the options being considered by the U.S. in response to Putin's escalating nuclear rhetoric.
  "Some 'unnamed officials' from the Pentagon actually threatened to deliver a 'decapitation strike' against the Kremlin," Lavrov told Russia's TASS news agency in an interview.
  
  
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  Russians can only spin the facts lso far and then it becomes absurd. >
  
  That one Karate move I haven't learned but sounds interesting. >
  
  Oh fuck off Russia....go fucking home. >
  
  Was gonna say projection, but killing a sitting US president will cause some trouble but we will just move on to the VP and so on, but killing Putin will be a lot more complicated, their current government, shaped by Putin for decades, might not even be functional if he dies. >
  
  As if Putin was dead, US would be friend with Russia >
  
  Putin warns U.S. not to kill him in the event off escalation. Kay.. >
  
  I think Russia just gets their Intel off reddit because I swear to Jesus that post about the ninja bomb was on the front page just a few days ago. >
  
  " A fish rots from the head down ". >
  
  He's doing fine on his own........... >
  
  This is probably Lavrov knowing that there are those within Russia that want to kill Putin putting out this total nonsensical story to place the blame on the U.S. if Putin should "accidentally" be poisoned, fall down a flight of stairs or fall out a window to his death!  Basically Crazy Vlad probably has had a number of anonymous death threats coming his way and realizes that his days may be numbered and he is now coming to grips with the fact that he who uses the sword to kill his adversaries usually dies by the sword as well! >
  
  Why would the West want to kill Putin? When your enemy is making a mistake, never interrupt him. >
  
  Are those the missiles that keep Putin up at night? 
  Night of the Spinning Knife Missile Thingies? >
  
  At this point Putins mom should have swallowed...... >
  
  Sounds like Russia is setting us up as a scapegoat to start a third war once they get rid of Putin >
  
  So ... given the way Kremlin propaganda works under Putin these days... does that mean that this is a cry for help? >
  
  Imagine if the US did, in fact, say they will carry out this attack if Russia doesn't remove Putin from office in the interest of global stability.  Russia would be like, "Damn, maybe we should have him removed." >
  
  He not only shows his weakness; he openly speaks of it. >
  
  I think Putin's got bigger fish to fry right next door to him he should be a bit more concerned with, but I digress. >
  
  I bet Estonia could take Russia in three days max.  Half of Russia is drunk 24/7. >
  
  Don’t worry those blade bombs cut vertically, he’ll still have his head .. probably >
  
  I’ll take ‘more pointless saber-rattling that won’t lead to any tangible moves from the Kremlin’ for $500. >
  
  so I see, the special operation is nearing its second year of being successful >
  
  Or what? Biden will fall out of a window? >
  
  I suspect this is simply a propaganda piece meant for internal consumption.  There’s millions of Russian who are now being convinced that the “special military operation” was to interrupt the west’s imminent overthrow of the Russian gub’ment. >
  
  Kremlin is held hostage by Putin and they want us to rescue them, or am I reading this wrong? >
  
  No one cares what Russia says.  Seriously, no one fucking cares.  Everyday it is some new bullshit.  It is like a fucking toddler trying to get attention from the adults. >
  
  As it is Putin has made Russia weaker than it's been in a long time and there's no reason to give them a rallying point or justification while they implode. Not to mention anyone that looks able to replace Putin at the moment are possibly even worse so there's little motive. >
  
  CIA: Thanks for the idea >
  
  Perhaps if this carries on until another president. There is no way Biden is planning to do anything like this. >
  
  Heheh they know we can do it. Lol