comment: >
  
  He met the ground at high speed and experienced sudden deceleration.
context: Why pretend he wasn’t killed? Is anyone that stupid? >
  
  Its another purity test. You accept the line or die. >
  
  Yep, anyone can kill someone....it takes power to get their spouse to show up at the funeral and repeat the lie. >
  
  I did not realize until right now that humans are capable of having this train of thought and then potentially acting on it. I hate it. >
  
  I wouldn’t consider them “human”. >
  
  They are though and with the right motivation, this capacity for evil exists within every single one of us. >
  
  Yep. These people hate dissidents as if they’ve committed the worst crimes against humanity because their egos are that inflated. >
  
  
  Alexei Idamkin, Russia’s consul general in Calcutta, told the Tass news agency that there was no foul play in the lawmaker’s death.
  
  Oh, that's good to know. I'm glad they cleared that up, because I was beginning to suspect foul play. >
  
  Because Idamkin knows who's next if he says anything else... >
  
  Idamkin: “We have investigated and can conclude there is foul play… NO foul play! NO FOUL PLAY! There is NOO foul play!… fuck.” >
  
  "they suspected that he took his own life after becoming depressed about the death of his friend, who was found dead in the same hotel."  Definitely how this went down. >
  
  That is too funny. His friend died in the same hotel, wonder if his friend had a few things to say about Putin too. How can a coverup story be this stupid lol >
  
  The only entity that is supposed to believe this story is the shitty legal system in India. Every individual knows what happened. That guy that owned the biggest crypto exchange in Canada (Quadriga CX) who drained the entire thing just happened to have died in India as well. I wouldn't be surprised if this Russian tycoon is still alive, honestly. >
  
  This has become a parody these days. 
  A damn fly in my house can't get out of an open window, but these guys just fall willy-nilly! >
  
  If you don’t believe it, they’ll send you to inspect that window. You don’t want to inspect that window, trust me. >
  
  Pesky windows.  So dangerous. >
  
  Stay away from windows >
  
  Install Gentoo >
  
  8 hours later >
  
  Putin’s critics are quite accident-prone. Funny that. >
  
  What I found darkly humorous is that, if their is a coup d'état, I am pretty sure they will make Putin jump off a window from the Kremlin. >
  
  Now isn't that ironic dont cha think >
  
  Like the end of reeeeeeeeign on your autocrat’s last day >
  
  They really should stop reporting these as “falls”. It’s obvious to everyone what is happening >
  
  To be fair, the fall did kill the guy >
  
  Nah, the fall was fine. It's the sudden stop at the bottom that did him in. >
  
  He should've just blocked the ground. >
  
  Nah, you're supposed to dodge at the last moment so your i-frames negate the fall damage.  Duh. >
  
  Friggin gravity in Russia is no joke!!  Stay close to the ground people. >
  
  That guy did. >
  
  Oh shit.  I snorted. >
  
  What now? Shit yourself or snorted? >
  
  Ahhhhh.  That is the question >
  
  “I think our country does plenty of killing also”
  “You think our country is so innocent?”
  Trump defending Putin on 2 separate occasions when questioned about the whole murder thing. >
  
  straight out of the fsb playbook >
  
  If I'm Russian, I live in a ranch style house >
  
  Believe it or not, straight to the ground dead >
  
  Live underground? Also dead >
  
  "A Russian sausage magnate who briefly criticised Russia’s invasion of 
  Ukraine has died after falling from the third-floor window of a luxury 
  hotel in India."
  He wasn't even in Russia at the time, that's some far reaching influence. >
  
  You think that’s impressive? When he went to sleep that night, it was a two storey building. >
  
  Is anyone keeping a box score?  Defenestrations vs balconies vs stairs??
  When gravity went to war with Russia!! >
  
  Mahalo!  I knew it was out there. >
  
  An unnamed police official told India’s NDTV news outlet they suspected that he took his own life after becoming depressed about the death of his friend, who was found dead in the same hotel.
  What the fuck they expect people to believe that? >
  
  Nope.  They expect you to not believe it and heed the warning. >
  
  First they came for the Russian meat magnates, and I did not say anything because I was not a Russian meat magnate… >
  
  Putin lackey: Mr Putin, that’s the 85th person who’s died falling down the stairs after speaking about against you. Perhaps we should find a new method?
  Putin: slaps his back hey look 86 >
  
  Magnetic North moving toward Russia is really having a dramatic effect >
  
  Is “making sure you’re in a single story building” the Russian version of “just making sure I wasn’t standing on plastic.” >
  
  The fact Republicans continue to defend Putin and criticize Ukraine tells me they’d be chill with a leader who murders his opposition. >
  
  Funny how right after Trump left office with classified documents,  a lot of prominent Russians started falling out of windows >
  
  I'm not usually one to concoct conspiracies, but I think I'm beginning to notice a pattern here. >
  
  Notably, /r/conspiracy won't care at all. They're too busy with nonexistent sex rings in pizza shop basements and the government forcing us to eat bugs. >
  
  Sometimes I don't understand the sex rings conspiracies. There's plenty of REAL human trafficking going on every day in this country if they're so damn appalled by it. >
  
  Because the real human trafficking doesn't implicate their political enemies, so they don't care. >
  
  "A Russian sausage magnate" - My heart sank, is Abe Froman, sausage king of Chicago Russian? >
  
  This is what happens when you get snooty. >
  
  I’m something of a sausage magnate myself >
  
  Alternative headline: Putin orders death of meat man. >
  
  “In Detention” – Chris Van Wyk
  He fell from the ninth floor
  He hanged himself
  He slipped on a piece of soap while washing
  He hanged himself
  He slipped on a piece of soap while washing
  He fell from the ninth floor
  He hanged himself while washing
  He slipped from the ninth floor
  He hung from the ninth floor
  He slipped on the ninth floor while washing
  He fell from a piece of soap while slipping
  He hung from the ninth floor
  He washed from the ninth floor while slipping
  He hung from a piece of soap while washing. >
  
  Aww man... Another one for the list >
  
  
  they suspected that he took his own life after becoming depressed about the death of his friend, who was found dead in the same hotel.
  
  I dunno... maybe don't go there? >
  
  Russia is Putin's mafia posting as a country. >
  
  Russian pavements are the real meat magnets. >
  
  Lots of Russians that criticize Putin seem to dive out of hotel windows. "weird." >
  
  I’d have more respect if Putin just outright owned the fact that he’s a serial killer. He orders deaths all the time. We all know it. So why continue the charade?
  This man deserves a front row seat before The Hague. >
  
  You know as his power fades which it will people are going to want payback. I wonder if he even thinks about what could happen to his kids. >
  
  Man o man.   Russia has to improve its safety standards for windows/ balconies in multi- story buildings. >
  
  at this point im honestly more curious as to why all the oligarchs are going to places with these huge ass windows, like they have to realize all of them are in danger of putins rage right now >
  
  He's ground beef now. >
  
  Russias Department of defenestration knows no borders. >
  
  It’s policies have really gone out the window >
  
  bit of an epidemic of self-defenestration in Russia >
  
  “In Soviet Russia, the window jumps into you.” >
  
  Another dissenter murdered by Putin and cronies! >
  
  This is the world of Trump that Tucker and Sean want us to live in.  Dictators are just soooooo awesome. >
  
  Have you seen Bill Maher's Trump is a dictator checklist? Apparently he ticked 9/10 boxes. He just didn't have a special costume with epaulettes. Everything else-yes. Parades and rallies in his honour, buildings with his name on them, no criticism whatsoever, alienating or closing down critical press, outrageous lies on a daily basis, loves other dictators, demonising political opponents  and so on. >
  
  
  He just didn't have a special costume with epaulettes.
  
  Was this before Trump released his NFTs, which are an entire series of Trump in special costumes? >
  
  Lol half of Russia has fallen out a window since the "special military operation." >
  
  😂 like it’s so brazen that it’s almost funny.  But imagine knowing you could speak your mind and be summarily wiped out.  Must be fucking terrible. I feel so hard for all the people just trying to live their lives, raise kids, and find some enjoyment in life in Russia.  The average russian doesn’t give a shit about this war.    All they want is to feed their kids like the rest of us. Poor guy and his family. >
  
  You really feel bad for a Russian oligarch... Weird >
  
  I’d feel bad for anyone getting killed in a big dick
  Contest >
  
  It's just kinda weird feeling bad for people who have most likely been directly responsible for the deaths of others for the sake of money.  Like... this is exactly what every oligarch has coming, eventually, putin himself. No one to feel bad for here. >
  
  In Russia, you don’t strike the sidewalk, the sidewalk strikes you. >
  
  There seems to be a correlation between criticizing Putin and clumsiness... >
  
  At some point, someone who's life is in danger will wake up and decide to fight fire with fire. Then things will get interesting. >
  
  His meat grinding business had lost nearly all customers to a competitor in Bakhmut. >
  
  Seems slightly more dangerous to be his ally than enemy? >
  
  Russian oligarchs dying like drummers for Spinal Tap. >
  
  Not an accident on purpose >
  
  Something something suicide by two bullets to the chest and to the back of the head while falling out of a hotel balcony something something >
  
  Funny how that happens. Resisting Putin makes people clumsy. >
  
  "When Russian fly, they fly for rest of life."
  -written in Russian accent >
  
  I guess shoving someone out of a window is the new way. Poisoning is now passé. >
  
  Crazy how that keeps happening for absolutely no reason at all. >
  
  Putin’s a real one-trick pony, isn’t he? >
  
  Fall deaths other countries: 0 Fall deaths in Russia 500,000. It's weird how only people who come out against Putin seem to fall down a lot. >
  
  Moscow meat magnate maybe murdered maliciously? >
  
  I wonder if Putin would care if his own kid died. The guy comes off no different than the serial killer The Iceman. He's just a cold-blooded psychopathic killer like any other. It's really wild that the GOP are cozying up with these people. >
  
  It's amazing how many people who criticise Putin defenestrate themselves......... >
  
  Well at least he didn't accidentally brutally cut his head off while combing his hair. >
  
  This series is getting pathetic. Writers have given up on new ideas and character arcs at this point. This will get canceled soon. >
  
  Putin: How much to kill him?
  Assassin: 500K to look like accident, 1M to look like natural causes.
  Putin: How much to toss him out a window?
  Assassin: Again!? People will know it's you. But... ok ok,10K, same as last time. Plus expenses.
  Putin: Agreed, but no minibar! $15 for macadamia nuts is murder! >
  
  Fact: Every bag of meat is “magnetically drawn” to the ground from a third story.. >
  
  You could become an Oligarch selling child proof window locks in Russia >
  
  No wonder putin stays in charge, all his detractors are giant klutz. >
  
  Oh wow another accident. How clumsy are these millionaires, they really should hire some random height  deterrent experts with their money. >
  
  The same hotel as the last guy? Same room even? Who’d a thunk it? >
  
  Hast anyone an Overview of how many people linked to Putin has fallen suddenly Out of a Window? >
  
  Ahh the Ole fell out of the hotel huh? >
  
  You can't even write fiction this bad. Does Putin think anyone believes this bullshit? >
  
  I guess he shouldn’t have leaned out of that window so far. Did he also shoot himself in the back of his head before falling? >
  
  I hear it's contagious >
  
  Gravity is a real problem for anti-Putin oligarchs in Russia. >
  
  open windows… the kryptonite of defiant Russian oligarchs. >
  
  Oh boy, another "accident" where some rich Russian dies after falling from window or something like that. What a shock! >
  
  so heartbreaking that committed suicide by falling right ontop of 3 bullets to the back of the head /s >
  
  Russia really needs to do something about their windows and staircas, very unsafe.  So many ppl are getting killed. >
  
  Man, there sure is a lot of people falling in Russia…. >
  
  This one actually fell in India, allegedly he killed himself after finding his friend dead in the hotel surrounded by empty wine bottles. You know he was super depressed about it right before his birthday so he killed himself by jumping out of a third story window.