comment: >
  
  A rarity nowadays
context: He will be knocking them out! >
  
  I once woke up feeling very woozy and jello pudding pops in all the wrong holes.
  I didn’t see who it was, colorful sweater lint left stuck to the pudding pop was the only clue. >
  
  
  pudding pops in all the wrong holes.
  
  What are the right holes? >
  
  The ones that are left. >
  
  Rapists say the darndest things. >
  
  Now that is a fucking oniony headline.