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  Out for justice, precious!
context: This would be a very big deal. It would mean a complete chang in logistics for Russia, greatly throttling resupply to the Eastern front. It also loosens the strategic value of cities north leaving those garrisons as a strategic liability and ripe target for liberators. >
  
  A complete chang in logistics? >
  
  Did you pull that out of this file? >
  
  I'm Kevin, I have changenesia >
  
  Bear down for Ukrainian liberation >
  
  Don't sweat it, fat dog it! >
  
  Wow, too soon dude >
  
  
  Also on Tuesday, Putin concluded his two-day “informal summit” in St Petersburg with the heads of the Commonwealth of Independent States, a Moscow-led group consisting of former Soviet states, by gifting the eight leaders present gold rings.
  
  But they were all of them deceived, for in secret Putin forged a master ring, one ring to rule them all.
  Sheesh this guy is even taking plays out of Sauron's playbook now. >
  
  Commonwealth of Independent States = CIS, he's being Palpatine too >
  
  Steven Seagal has ran out of Hollywood action villain plotlines, so he's switched to advising Putin with scifi/fantacy villain plotlines. >
  
  Steven Smeagol >
  
  Oh god, can you imagine his fat, out-of-shape ass trying to crawl around like Gollum, completely naked except for a loincloth? >
  
  What a terrible day being able to read. >
  
  My family can’t understand why I’m sitting by myself in the TV room laughing at my phone. Thank you.