comment: >
  
  Hi it’s me, a Mexican resident. Can I have some gift?
context: That awkward moment when the drug gangs have a more robust social welfare system than the government. >
  
  But it’s Christmas :( >
  
  Santa lives surrounded by snow, he has a weird perception of time and thinks he can do a whole lot of stuff in one night, Rudolf has a red nose, I saw a little dude selling crack behind a Dollar Store ... It's all starting to make sense. >
  
  I hope you have a sitter with you cause it’s going to be a dozy.