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  The suspect was identified by San Ramon's police chief as 40-year-old Jordan Douglas Krah, a Denver resident.
  
  I assumed the guy was some highschooler or early 20s dumbass. But nope, 40 fucking year old, grown ass man.
context: Not mentioned in this article, the suspect also allegedly harrassed some Filipino Americans with racist taunts the next day (Christmas Day) and may face additional charges for that. Source >
  
  He looks so tiny in his car >
  
  Do you find something comical about his appearance when he's driving his automobile? >
  
  It was the largest auto that he could afford. >
  
  Wave to the people. Blow them kisses. >
  
  Ha HA! >
  
  22 stories about Springfield. 
  One down, 21 to go. >
  
  r/ilovereddit >
  
  No matter how bad a place you're in at the moment, you aren't in such a bad place as to think that harassing people at In-N-Out on Christmas Eve is a good use of time.
  Let alone harassing them and then deciding to do the 'I'll wait for you outside' routine. >
  
  He was probably kicked out of his family's celebration and came to take it out on these chill-as-fuck streamers. >
  
  Customer, animal style. >
  
  Fun fact: “animal style” (and “make it cry”) refer to caramelized onions
  I didn’t know this until I saw Binging with Babbish >
  
  It's got pickles and extra spread too. >
  
  And grilled mustard on the patty. >
  
  I've never had mustard (grilled or otherwise), and the only thing I get is animal style. Is this the 'make it cry that was mentioned above (this is the first I've heard of that one).  It could be that I'm not that observant, but I would think I would taste the mustard. I'm not challenging you, just asking a question. >
  
  Animal style puts mustard on the patty >
  
  Wow. I guess I'm oblivious! Lol. Thanks for the reply!