comment: >
  
  It's so simple, all you have to do is freeze to death in your trench in Ukraine! See? Sperm frozen.
context: (Or, in other words, Yes, you are going to die.) >
  
  so…chances are you’ll die but we’ll freeze your sperm?  🤷‍♀️ >
  
  So that's why they've been stealing all those fridges! >
  
  "The bad news is, your son froze to death in a trench.  However, that is also kind of the good news!" >
  
  If they handle the sperm as well as the war, the population drop will be epic. >
  
  Special Masturbation Operation. >
  
  I don't know if free sperm freezing is entitlement.  More like we know you will be killed in action so leave your sperm for future canon fodder. >
  
  Sorry but where they will find so many women willing  to carry children of unknown fathers, without any support >
  
  Good point. >
  
  Bit ironic since there’s no blankets or winter gear issued and a great many are suffering frostbite now in the trenches. >
  
  So they can dangle the tube out a window when they feel threatened?