comment: >
  
  As long as she stays on script, she might be ok around windows for a little while longer.
context: Whole bunch of, "Ok, Sir, what this means is..." going on in Moscow right now. >
  
  
  Ok, Sir, what this means is..
  
  The wealthy will get their money from domestic holdings and the normal citizens will be told theirs is gone because of "the west" >
  
  Each household will receive and hamster and a wheel as compensation. >
  
  A hamster won't feed them for long though. >
  
  hamsters are horders.
  i thought mine was going to eat herself to death i had one of those tons of tub setups with little compartments 
  i cleaned it out once and found 3” of seeds hidden under the bedding 
  i filled that tray every morning and it was the same size as her
  she lived a very very long time >
  
  Clever hoarder, who knows when mysterious giant will realise he’s been dropping all his food into hamster cage.
  How long is a long time for hamsters? >
  
  im not sure but she was a dwarf hamster who was 4 when i got her and then lived 5 more years
  apparently they usually only live 2-3 years so im going w she was quite ancient by hamster standards >
  
  The normal Russian citizen who had any savings will be watching rebuilding happening in Ukraine...with their money. >
  
  The normal Russian who had any savings already took them and left for anywhere but Russia. And spending them in other countries, helping their economies with what little they can. >
  
  That’s a huge generalization. There are still millions of “normal Russians” in Russia. >
  
  Entire bank mysteriously falls from hotel window >
  
  The head (Naibulina) tried to resign awhile ago I believe, but I don't know if my memory is correct. She wasn't allowed to and then said she didn't want to resign. She's going to die soon?