comment: >
  
  Well you gotta Nuke somthing...
context: One of the saddest short videos I ever saw (sorry, no link as it was a film theater) was a great white who lost its dorsal fins for soup sliding hopelessly into the dark abyss.  
  I personally never want to be eaten by an apex predator.  Equally appreciate Spielberg’s circumspection with the legacy of Jaws.  Which is still one of my favorite movies. >
  
  We need Captain Planet (Don Cheadle, natch) to go around sawing those "fisherman's" fucking arms off. >
  
  Captain Planet, he’s a hero!
  Gonna take fisherman’s arms down to zero! >
  
  Not good enough sort some reparations out >
  
  He needs to charter a boat and throw money into the water for reparations. Then the eager people will jump into the water to grab the money and the sharks get fed. win win >
  
  How about instead of just apologizing you donate some of your mass amounts of wealth to helping conserve and protect sharks >
  
  I met Spielberg on a trip in the Bahamas, him and his group of buddies would wait by the fishing charters and pay the charters big bucks for live sharks. We would sit around and drink beers and just kill the sharks with hammers. Sometimes he’d pay us to wrestle them. One time he paid me to go on a romantic date with one in a salt water pool. I actually fell in love. I miss her so much. >
  
  You see, a shark's love is very different from that of a square. >
  
  I love sharks, but that doesn't make me a gay fish. >
  
  This is incorrect. He apologized to sharks for jews. Or to jews for sharks... not sure which. >
  
  Since he's Jewish it would have to be the former (and yes, as Jew I definitely read "Jews" first in the OP). >
  
  But maybe Jaws was Jaw-ish. >
  
  Jaws control the media. Look at 'Shark Week'! You don't see 'Swordfish Week', or 'Blowfish Week!' 
  There have been more movies about Sharks than any other sea creature. A coincidence? I think not! 
  /s >
  
  I hear Jaws control the banks too.
  /s >
  
  Pretty sure Peter Benchley did this decades ago. >
  
  Pretty sure Spielberg did too. It’s just a thing that occasionally pops up because he mentions it again in another interview and it makes a good headline. >
  
  
  Because of their reputation as a cold-blooded killer, 'no one appreciates how vulnerable they are to destruction', he added.
  "It's hard to rally people behind sharks. Unlike whales or dolphins, they are hard to anthropomorphise
  
  Everyone familiar with R34: *Looks away nervously* >
  
  I wonder how many people remember that apartments in 1975 were advertising "Shark Free Pools". I do because my mother was apartment hunting and it hadn't occurred to me to be afraid of sharks in pools before I read that. >
  
  This reminds me of the story my mom told me about how as a kid, one of her friends convinced her to watch Jaws and the following night she had a nightmare about, I shit you not, the shark from Jaws chasing her in a swimming pool >
  
  How about apologizing to everyone who refused to go swimming in any body of water. >
  
  Or take a bath... >
  
  Hey, hey, Jaws didn't do it, Blizzard did it!  If we needed to bathe, there would be a WoW expansion that puts bathtubs in more than two or three locations.  Griftah sold me some Soap on a Rope, but I'm not convinced. >
  
  Jaws did it for me long before WoW was even a concept.   My Dad took me and my bro to the movie when it came out in '75.  I was 9.  My Mom wanted to kill him! >
  
  I was just shitting on MMOs.  I spent about two months on EverQuest back in the day, before I realized that it's not compatible with life.  Jaws literally just scratches the surface.  Look up what sorts of nastiness lives in our deep seas, and THAT shit will keep you out of the water for real.  I think I'd rather be honestly bitten by a white shark, than even be NEAR a goblin shark. >
  
  Agreed.  I've been nipped surf fishing.  Luckily it was a baby hammerhead and must have been scared/surprised.  I know I was. >
  
  It's to keep the big fin mafia off his back. >
  
  Holy shit I thought this said "for Jews" >
  
  They can’t hear,and won’t understand him,I think? >
  
  Nuke the Wales! >
  
  What do we want?