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  As someone who just wore an all glitter dress I got for Christmas to an out of state function, I hate glitter. I burned the dress after I got home. Literally everywhere I went I left a trail of glitter and I felt like the biggest asshole on the planet. I went to go potty and the stall looked like someone murdered a glitter pixie. I don't think this is unpopular.
context: Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world >
  
  My sister used to say this, she actually mailed our aunt a joke card filled with glitter designed to gently explode upon opening. When our aunt called our house, my sister just told her she gave her “glitter herpes” to remember her by. Six years latter, our aunt still finds little shiny specs on her couch and shag carpeting. >
  
  I'm so sorry to hear about your sister. I assume your aunt murdered her? >
  
  If I get on the jury, will vote Not Glittery. >
  
  Repeat after me kids:
  GLITTER IS LITTER >
  
  G-litter
  Glorious litter 
  It's pretty
  It's still litter. >
  
  I'm not a huge fan of glitter, but biodegradable glitter does exist and is common. I think non-biodegradable glitter should stop being used though. >
  
  It still gets EVERYWHERE >
  
  A lot of times it contains heavy metals too >
  
  No wonder those bands in the 80s used to use a lot of it