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  It's just messy if every time you start typing in the address bar it tries to suggest you random sites you visited three years ago.
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  “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” -Lincoln. Same thing applies here >
  
  Empty browser history = porn
  Browser history = midget gangbang nugget porn
  See how you're wrong? >
  
  just only remove the porn and not other stuff >
  
  Or you know,  just use incognito for the porn. >
  
  That's exactly what incognito mode was conceived for. >
  
  No it was for purchasing gifts on the family computer so the recipient cant see what youve bought for them smh my head >
  
  
  smh my head
  
  Shaking my head my head? >
  
  Lol out loud >
  
  Lmao my ass off >
  
  Atm machine >
  
  Anti-humor is rare. I wish I had an award to give >
  
  It doesn’t. It just makes the person seeing the history, or lack thereof, more likely to be presumptuous. >
  
  While I wholeheartedly agree with you, I’m not sure how many people would presume, as the gentleman above you specifically mentioned, “midget gangbang nugget porn” in your history. So maybe he should clear his history for sure. lol >
  
  It reveals that the person does not know what incognito mode is. >
  
  Sometimes I'll clear my browser history on my phone when Reddit links me to something I don't want it to, or I start getting weird anime ads because the algorithm found out I was on a pokémon website. >
  
  You know you can delete individual entries in your history right? >
  
  Sure, but that presumes I get to it right away >
  
  “A murder weapon wiped cleaned of fingerprints tells you more than a murder weapon with fingerprints”
  See how that makes no sense at all??? >
  
  Better start wipe clean the dead body then >
  
  Better fill up the bathtub with acid! >
  
  “Listen mom the computer runs much faster when you clear out the history and temporary cache files I swear” >
  
  I just have OCD. My empty browser history reveals that I'm neurotic.