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  *6 months later* On tonight's news: The import of Kim Jung-Un sexdolls to South-Korea has increased by 1600%
context: This begs the question:  what country is producing the best sex dolls?! >
  
  Amish Country. >
  
  Their no-drip semen collection trays are handcrafted and assembled by good God fearing men and women. >
  
  I'll be honest here; I'm not looking for a good God fearing sexbot. I want a satanic hedonist to scream "dirty boy" and tackle me. >
  
  You know what they say, the most repressed are the best undressed. >
  
  "Good news everyone!" -Professor Farnsworth >
  
  I heard it before I saw the name 😂 >
  
  New advertising slogan:
  "The sex dolls so good that the govt. didn't want you to get your hands, or any other part, on them" >
  
  
  in them >
  
  They were previously protecting the domestic sex doll industry >
  
  Sex doll protectionism is a serious issue for economists >
  
  So did a communist country have their sex dolls produced by the government only?
  Privatization of sex doll manufacturing became a "bourgeoise" thing? >
  
  South Korea isn't communist btw >
  
  I meant if they were imported from North Korea that would be an issue >
  
  South Korean population decreased by 13% in 2024 >
  
  It can’t dwindle that much more tbh >
  
  They should make housing and raising a family impossible and then blame it on young people >
  
  Aren't they alre-...oh... >
  
  why do they have one in the courtroom 😭😭 >
  
  The work is too stressful sometimes >
  
  Sometimes you can feel so alone in the middle of work. >
  
  I don't know what to do with this information >
  
  Well, South Korea has a demographics issue with low birthrate and an aging population. Presumably a rapid influx of high quality foreign fuck dolls isn’t going to help that. So if you have any stock in a Korean baby food company maybe start looking to move those funds elsewhere. >
  
  Ironically, Spectra is one the biggest names in breastfeeding and breast milk pumping equipment and accessories. They’re renowned globally. And they’re Korean. >
  
  Definitely some irony there, but perhaps they went global out of necessity when the warehouses started filling up with unused pumps. >
  
  Nobody is going to comment on the basic instict courtroom photo? >
  
  Uh....is she single?  A friend asked. >
  
  The one who doesn't wear panties to a public court hearing? Probably not. >
  
  Ain't buyin' no gall danged imperted doll. Best sex doll are made right here in 'Rea by 'Rean workers. Thanks, Yoon! >
  
  THEY TOOK OUR SEX DOLLS >
  
  Finally! >
  
  at least they gave her a chair >
  
  You get an imported sex doll! YOU get an imported sex doll!! EVERYBODY GETS AN IMPORTED SEX DOLL!!!