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  You see, a shark's love is very different from that of a square.
context: One of the saddest short videos I ever saw (sorry, no link as it was a film theater) was a great white who lost its dorsal fins for soup sliding hopelessly into the dark abyss.  
  I personally never want to be eaten by an apex predator.  Equally appreciate Spielberg’s circumspection with the legacy of Jaws.  Which is still one of my favorite movies. >
  
  We need Captain Planet (Don Cheadle, natch) to go around sawing those "fisherman's" fucking arms off. >
  
  Captain Planet, he’s a hero!
  Gonna take fisherman’s arms down to zero! >
  
  Not good enough sort some reparations out >
  
  He needs to charter a boat and throw money into the water for reparations. Then the eager people will jump into the water to grab the money and the sharks get fed. win win >
  
  How about instead of just apologizing you donate some of your mass amounts of wealth to helping conserve and protect sharks >
  
  I met Spielberg on a trip in the Bahamas, him and his group of buddies would wait by the fishing charters and pay the charters big bucks for live sharks. We would sit around and drink beers and just kill the sharks with hammers. Sometimes he’d pay us to wrestle them. One time he paid me to go on a romantic date with one in a salt water pool. I actually fell in love. I miss her so much.