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  Man o man.   Russia has to improve its safety standards for windows/ balconies in multi- story buildings.
context: Why pretend he wasn’t killed? Is anyone that stupid? >
  
  Its another purity test. You accept the line or die. >
  
  Yep, anyone can kill someone....it takes power to get their spouse to show up at the funeral and repeat the lie. >
  
  I did not realize until right now that humans are capable of having this train of thought and then potentially acting on it. I hate it. >
  
  I wouldn’t consider them “human”. >
  
  They are though and with the right motivation, this capacity for evil exists within every single one of us. >
  
  Yep. These people hate dissidents as if they’ve committed the worst crimes against humanity because their egos are that inflated. >
  
  
  Alexei Idamkin, Russia’s consul general in Calcutta, told the Tass news agency that there was no foul play in the lawmaker’s death.
  
  Oh, that's good to know. I'm glad they cleared that up, because I was beginning to suspect foul play. >
  
  Because Idamkin knows who's next if he says anything else... >
  
  Idamkin: “We have investigated and can conclude there is foul play… NO foul play! NO FOUL PLAY! There is NOO foul play!… fuck.” >
  
  "they suspected that he took his own life after becoming depressed about the death of his friend, who was found dead in the same hotel."  Definitely how this went down. >
  
  That is too funny. His friend died in the same hotel, wonder if his friend had a few things to say about Putin too. How can a coverup story be this stupid lol >
  
  The only entity that is supposed to believe this story is the shitty legal system in India. Every individual knows what happened. That guy that owned the biggest crypto exchange in Canada (Quadriga CX) who drained the entire thing just happened to have died in India as well. I wouldn't be surprised if this Russian tycoon is still alive, honestly. >
  
  This has become a parody these days. 
  A damn fly in my house can't get out of an open window, but these guys just fall willy-nilly! >
  
  If you don’t believe it, they’ll send you to inspect that window. You don’t want to inspect that window, trust me. >
  
  Pesky windows.  So dangerous. >
  
  Stay away from windows >
  
  Install Gentoo >
  
  8 hours later >
  
  Putin’s critics are quite accident-prone. Funny that. >
  
  What I found darkly humorous is that, if their is a coup d'état, I am pretty sure they will make Putin jump off a window from the Kremlin. >
  
  Now isn't that ironic dont cha think >
  
  Like the end of reeeeeeeeign on your autocrat’s last day >
  
  They really should stop reporting these as “falls”. It’s obvious to everyone what is happening >
  
  To be fair, the fall did kill the guy >
  
  Nah, the fall was fine. It's the sudden stop at the bottom that did him in. >
  
  He should've just blocked the ground. >
  
  Nah, you're supposed to dodge at the last moment so your i-frames negate the fall damage.  Duh. >
  
  Friggin gravity in Russia is no joke!!  Stay close to the ground people. >
  
  That guy did. >
  
  Oh shit.  I snorted. >
  
  What now? Shit yourself or snorted? >
  
  Ahhhhh.  That is the question >
  
  “I think our country does plenty of killing also”
  “You think our country is so innocent?”
  Trump defending Putin on 2 separate occasions when questioned about the whole murder thing. >
  
  straight out of the fsb playbook >
  
  If I'm Russian, I live in a ranch style house >
  
  Believe it or not, straight to the ground dead >
  
  Live underground? Also dead >
  
  "A Russian sausage magnate who briefly criticised Russia’s invasion of 
  Ukraine has died after falling from the third-floor window of a luxury 
  hotel in India."
  He wasn't even in Russia at the time, that's some far reaching influence. >
  
  You think that’s impressive? When he went to sleep that night, it was a two storey building. >
  
  Is anyone keeping a box score?  Defenestrations vs balconies vs stairs??
  When gravity went to war with Russia!! >
  
  Mahalo!  I knew it was out there. >
  
  An unnamed police official told India’s NDTV news outlet they suspected that he took his own life after becoming depressed about the death of his friend, who was found dead in the same hotel.
  What the fuck they expect people to believe that? >
  
  Nope.  They expect you to not believe it and heed the warning. >
  
  First they came for the Russian meat magnates, and I did not say anything because I was not a Russian meat magnate… >
  
  Putin lackey: Mr Putin, that’s the 85th person who’s died falling down the stairs after speaking about against you. Perhaps we should find a new method?
  Putin: slaps his back hey look 86 >
  
  Magnetic North moving toward Russia is really having a dramatic effect >
  
  Is “making sure you’re in a single story building” the Russian version of “just making sure I wasn’t standing on plastic.” >
  
  The fact Republicans continue to defend Putin and criticize Ukraine tells me they’d be chill with a leader who murders his opposition. >
  
  Funny how right after Trump left office with classified documents,  a lot of prominent Russians started falling out of windows >
  
  I'm not usually one to concoct conspiracies, but I think I'm beginning to notice a pattern here. >
  
  Notably, /r/conspiracy won't care at all. They're too busy with nonexistent sex rings in pizza shop basements and the government forcing us to eat bugs. >
  
  Sometimes I don't understand the sex rings conspiracies. There's plenty of REAL human trafficking going on every day in this country if they're so damn appalled by it. >
  
  Because the real human trafficking doesn't implicate their political enemies, so they don't care. >
  
  "A Russian sausage magnate" - My heart sank, is Abe Froman, sausage king of Chicago Russian? >
  
  This is what happens when you get snooty. >
  
  I’m something of a sausage magnate myself >
  
  Alternative headline: Putin orders death of meat man. >
  
  “In Detention” – Chris Van Wyk
  He fell from the ninth floor
  He hanged himself
  He slipped on a piece of soap while washing
  He hanged himself
  He slipped on a piece of soap while washing
  He fell from the ninth floor
  He hanged himself while washing
  He slipped from the ninth floor
  He hung from the ninth floor
  He slipped on the ninth floor while washing
  He fell from a piece of soap while slipping
  He hung from the ninth floor
  He washed from the ninth floor while slipping
  He hung from a piece of soap while washing. >
  
  Aww man... Another one for the list >
  
  
  they suspected that he took his own life after becoming depressed about the death of his friend, who was found dead in the same hotel.
  
  I dunno... maybe don't go there? >
  
  Russia is Putin's mafia posting as a country. >
  
  Russian pavements are the real meat magnets. >
  
  Lots of Russians that criticize Putin seem to dive out of hotel windows. "weird." >
  
  I’d have more respect if Putin just outright owned the fact that he’s a serial killer. He orders deaths all the time. We all know it. So why continue the charade?
  This man deserves a front row seat before The Hague. >
  
  You know as his power fades which it will people are going to want payback. I wonder if he even thinks about what could happen to his kids.