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  Well the plan SHOULD include it. I think it should say: "Russia shall return all regions to Ukraine, including Crimeria and shall lose access to Sevastapol. Russian leaders shall stand trial for war crimes committed"
  There you go, included as requested.
context: It's like saying there will be no peace plan. >
  
  Pretty much. The Kremlin is purposefully taking a position of moral high-ground in order to try and make it look like Ukraine is the one being bellicose and unreasonable. “We want peace, we are trying to negotiate,” the Kremlin insists, while massacring civilians and trying to permanently annex a large section of the economically and politically weaker, disadvantaged country, which obviously doesn’t want to lose its land. >
  
  It's like the scene in Mars Attacks where the aliens keep shooting everyone while repeating "we come in peace" over and over. >
  
  This is a fun reference I didn’t expect to see here. >
  
  Gak. Gak GAK gak! >
  
  r/Ack >
  
  Brilliant. >
  
  Arrested criminal: my plea bargain must include keeping the stolen goods
  Prosecution: uh…