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  That money should be used to rearm and rebuild Ukraine. Let them use the money now and Russia will lose it's shit!
context: Whole bunch of, "Ok, Sir, what this means is..." going on in Moscow right now. >
  
  
  Ok, Sir, what this means is..
  
  The wealthy will get their money from domestic holdings and the normal citizens will be told theirs is gone because of "the west" >
  
  Each household will receive and hamster and a wheel as compensation. >
  
  A hamster won't feed them for long though. >
  
  hamsters are horders.
  i thought mine was going to eat herself to death i had one of those tons of tub setups with little compartments 
  i cleaned it out once and found 3” of seeds hidden under the bedding 
  i filled that tray every morning and it was the same size as her
  she lived a very very long time >
  
  Clever hoarder, who knows when mysterious giant will realise he’s been dropping all his food into hamster cage.
  How long is a long time for hamsters? >
  
  im not sure but she was a dwarf hamster who was 4 when i got her and then lived 5 more years
  apparently they usually only live 2-3 years so im going w she was quite ancient by hamster standards >
  
  The normal Russian citizen who had any savings will be watching rebuilding happening in Ukraine...with their money. >
  
  The normal Russian who had any savings already took them and left for anywhere but Russia. And spending them in other countries, helping their economies with what little they can. >
  
  That’s a huge generalization. There are still millions of “normal Russians” in Russia. >
  
  Entire bank mysteriously falls from hotel window >
  
  The head (Naibulina) tried to resign awhile ago I believe, but I don't know if my memory is correct. She wasn't allowed to and then said she didn't want to resign. She's going to die soon? >
  
  As long as she stays on script, she might be ok around windows for a little while longer. >
  
  Ah well, that's no biggie. Just defenestrate a few more billionaires and acquire their assets. Plenty to go around.  /s >
  
  Most of their assets are also locked up in the west. But this situation is much like the last year in nazi Germany, the govt. Increasingly having trouble paying for things relying more and more in confiscating stuff... >
  
  "Confiscating stuff" was the real "socialism" in National Socialism. >
  
  Well only half of it, they forgot the redistribution part. >
  
  Cue IASIP meme about crying. I don't think anyone on earth feels sympathy for Ruzzia at this point. >
  
  Even Vlad? >
  
  Vlad is clearly over a country who's military cannot easily crush his opponent's country who is a fraction of the size his own country. >
  
  That’s what you get when you spend 20 years stealing money from your people, keeping them poor and uninterested. >
  
  driving out innovation,eg scientists, specialist. and concentrating on only 1 industry, extracting natural resources. very nazi-like of putin. >
  
  Not even Russians care at this point. They will take anything from their tsar. >
  
  You missed “won’t”. Putin spent 20 years making sure Russians focus on their lives and stay out of politics. Now that he wants them to fight lost are in a “leave us alone” mode. >
  
  Finally a solid observation. >
  
  Fresh out of sympathy💅 >
  
  Fresh out of fucks to give. >
  
  Straight outta fucks to give. >
  
  That money belongs to Ukraine as compensation for Russian war crimes. We are building a wall, and Russia is paying for it. >
  
  Russian Central Bank admits customers can kiss their money "toodles"! >
  
  Uh-oh... Defenestration for some more oligarchs... >
  
  I cant help but feel sorry for the head of the central bank of russia. She tried to quit her job when the russians started the war and now most likely she's going to be killed because the fall of the russian economy is going to be pinned entirely on her. >
  
  i wonder if she can escape russia. >
  
  That's right you A-holes ! You have to pay reparations to Ukraine 🇺🇦 >
  
  Funny how that works >
  
  Elvira, you had a good run but enough is enough. Give up. You’re not getting out alive either way. >
  
  Thoughts and prayers >
  
  Oopsies >
  
  If only there was something that could have been done to have prevented this.   Oh, yeah >
  
  What a load of absolute shit….we would hand them back Rand Paul, MTG, and Trump in an instant lol. With interest… >
  
  *Sad trombone* 🤥