comment: >
  
  
  Bustles — padded or metal undergarments that were worn under skirts to add fullness to their backsides
  
  What if it is in your hedgerow?
context: Author: The reign of big butts is over.
  Also author: Big butts aren't going anywhere.
  Also author: Experts are worried.
  Also author: Exactly zero experts were interviewed for this clickbait. 
  I fucking hate the internet. >
  
  
  experts on big butts
  
  aren't we all.... >
  
  It requires more study. 
  It always requires more study. >
  
  Will Sir Mix-a-lot retain his knighthood? >
  
  Not so much oniony as it is click bait >
  
  Worryingly stupid. >
  
  There is nothing wrong with liking bug butts. The people who lie about liking big butts are the real problem.