comment: >
  
  I assure you the age process is not artificial. You actually really do age. 
  And I still don't know why a 70 year old would care that their butt doesn't sag.
context: Author: The reign of big butts is over.
  Also author: Big butts aren't going anywhere.
  Also author: Experts are worried.
  Also author: Exactly zero experts were interviewed for this clickbait. 
  I fucking hate the internet. >
  
  
  experts on big butts
  
  aren't we all.... >
  
  It requires more study. 
  It always requires more study. >
  
  Will Sir Mix-a-lot retain his knighthood? >
  
  Not so much oniony as it is click bait >
  
  Worryingly stupid. >
  
  There is nothing wrong with liking bug butts. The people who lie about liking big butts are the real problem. >
  
  
  Bustles — padded or metal undergarments that were worn under skirts to add fullness to their backsides
  
  What if it is in your hedgerow? >
  
  It's just a spring clean for the may queen. If you know what I mean. >
  
  Does anybody remember laughter? >
  
  Never really took off here. Australia. >
  
  Was only ever a thing amongst the most dense Americans tbf.. same as all these idiots looking like a scrap book ‘dripped out’ in fake designer >
  
  With the way we keep eating and sitting the big butt era will continue. >
  
  Never trust a big butt and a smile. >
  
  About time. I'm tired of it and so is my couch. >
  
  Now if only small dicks would be in style >
  
  Naw. People are just sick of fake asses.  They look disgusting.  Real, fat asses and bubble butts will always be in style. >
  
  Sadly when I tell people that I am a Butt man they automatically assume that I like a huge ass. That is not the case. Personally I love a shapely round ass. That is slightly not as wide as her shoulders.        Begin the hate of my personal opinion. >
  
  I like butts and I cannot lie. Ladies, if your butt is big or small, my anaconda is happy to see you. >
  
  Those women are gonna be a bit more than sorry when they're 70 yrs old arses are perky while the rest sags. >
  
  ...why...
  Why would a 70 year old care one way or another? >
  
  The goal of getting a big butt was, it seems, to signify beauty and sexual attractiveness ... such interests might diminish over time but such does not vanish at some artificial age process ... look up Dr. Ruth.