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  My man has got 6 months tops
context: "Comes into force on Feb. 1, 2023". That's... optimistic planning horizon. Accidents happen. >
  
  That's some low energy trolling.  Of course Elon Musk licked it up enthusiastically >
  
  That's president in waiting Musk to the likes of you! >
  
  He would need a coup for that as he is not Anerican born >
  
  Maybe read what I was replying to? It was literally about a coup/break away states lol. >
  
  None of the countries that imposed the cap buy Russian oil though. Wait why am I expecting anything Russia does to make any sense >
  
  On paper they don't but there are a huge number of off shore ship to ship transfers of oil happening these days which allow circumventing of the rules. >
  
  Oil laundering >
  
  I feel for the poor sod who has to file off the oil molecules' serial numbers. >
  
  You joke, but oil has a distinct molecular fingerprint that’s hard to obfuscate. >
  
  Distinct in what context? Is it which oil field it was drawn from? If my GCSE chemistry is correct: crude oil is just a bunch of different hydrocarbon chains. I suppose there may be other molecules kicking around. Is it just the composition of theses molecules in the crude that demark it. >
  
  Correct. Trace elements. I’m less certain about refined products since at that point you’re essentially doing purification. >
  
  Only countries that have the ruling rings can buy their oil >
  
  "...neither living nor dead..." >
  
  So nice of them... thats gonna make sure the money i spend on gas wont end up in russain hand, thanks putin! >
  
  The desperation is delicious. >
  
  Seems like Russia should be worried about having to cap wells that will be too expensive to restart. >
  
  Indeed a bad time to have to reduce production during winter, where the damages will be maximized. >
  
  I ban selling oil... to countries that aren't buying! >
  
  I do you one better! I ban women from my life! >
  
  My man has got 6 months tops >
  
  Don't forget to read Putin's new book: "The Art of Self-Sanctioning" >
  
  Banning all the countries that don't want to buy from you anyway >
  
  He is selling under cap just becouse he doesn't want it to look like he is complying....4d chees. >
  
  Yeah, that'll save your economy, banning potential customers. >
  
  Thanks for making that cap $0 Vlad. >
  
  Tuesday it is..... >
  
  Welp guys he got us, Putin playing that 4Dfchess by sanctioning Russia himself... 🤣🤣🤣
  What's next on the list, Russia blowing us it's own airbases lmao >
  
  They are already the number one donor of weaponry to Ukraine. Which is being used to fight the Russians in this war... >
  
  India is still going to buy it all, even if it's "normal" price because others will charge more due to increased demand.
  India gains nothing long term, but if they'd take the short term lose we'd all be better off in the long run >
  
  Why would india buy at normal price? They'll buy it even cheaper than the price cap. Russia cannot stop the oil coming from Siberia as they cannot restart it, if they stop it. Everything will freeze and will become a thick gel. It took western companies nearly 30 years to restart production after they stopped it in the 90s. >
  
  if Russia stops production completely and takes all their oil off the global market, it would cause the oil price to jump drastically. If India pays 'normal' prices now (say, 80 dollars), it would be cheaper than the elevated prices with messed up supplies (maybe 150+ dollars). >
  
  That's not how oil wells work, well they do, but it would be a disaster for Russia's future. >
  
  You are right. You stop using the well and you simply killing it. It’s not something that can be just stopped and started once in a while. The whole infrastructure would be devastated. If this were so simple they would have stopped by now. They simply can’t.
  Btw it’s British/Americans companies that provide insurance for the ships. So if India doesnt have a pipe that covers 90% of their demand they will pay higher price anyways cause someone needs to ship it. >
  
  Wait, just two days ago, he was telling Europe that Russia could resume pipeline deliveries for them at any time.  I swear, this guy gives me whiplash so bad! >
  
  Thats gas not oil >
  
  No way! So clever! >
  
  Poopin just can't seen to get enough of shooting himself in the foot. >
  
  That's actually good >
  
  Russia can try and outlaw the price cap as hard as they damn well please. The two biggest remaining markets for Russian oil (China and India) are both already buying well under the cap price anyway, and that's to say nothing of the utter lack of capacity in the shipping industry that is neither flagged in a country that agreed to the price cap, or covered by an insurance company based in a country that agreed to the price cap. >
  
  Can some brave Russian take this pos out and go down in history? >
  
  Oh no, it hurt itself in it’s confusion. >
  
  Russia seems like one of the countries that is just cursed to have bad leadership. They couldn’t keep having royalty, communism was a giant mistake, now Putin >
  
  After those countries stopped buying it ??? Lmaaaaoooo >
  
  Someone’s falling out a window over this. >
  
  Oh no!
  Anyways... >
  
  I'm pretty sure those countries were already looking elsewhere anyways. This is just Putin puffing his chest and trying to act tough. >
  
  Oh no. 
  Anyway. >
  
  wtf is a "price cap-decree"? >
  
  EU and a few others imposed a price cap, saying you can't pay more than a certain price for russian oil, also they in reality can't move oil to other customers further away at a higher price as it also applies to the ships and their insurers. >
  
  Ah, the master negotiator and busiessman at work. >
  
  Putin likes to self-sanction. >
  
  Thank you Putin. >
  
  Ah yes. The international policy equivalent of stomping your foot down, crossing your arms and screaming “you can’t make me!” >
  
  Wasn't there also just a statement made that Russia is ready to pipe gas to Europe again, I think from Yamal? 
  I'm on shitty mobile or I'd look it up, but this was within the last week, and it had a definitive desperation to it >
  
  Y’all don’t even know that even the US still buys Russian oil. >
  
  Not now. That has stopped. Europe will stop everything within four days. >
  
  This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 82%. (I'm a bot)
  
  
  Finding an antibody that attaches to the M protein - which flags it to the immune system - can stop the bacteria from infecting the body's cells - but these antibodies have proven hard to locate.
  The researchers therefore focused on examining antibodies in patients who had recovered from Strep A infection and identified three so-called monoclonal antibodies.
  Monoclonal antibodies are identical copies of each other, and in this case target a single protein of Strep A. The researchers then investigated in animal studies whether it is possible to use the antibodies to strengthen the immune system in its fight against the bacteria.
  
  
  Extended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: antibody^#1 Strep^#2 protein^#3 bind^#4 infection^#5 >
  
  Wrong summary - unless You’re trying to Tell us something … >
  
  "Comes into force on Feb. 1, 2023". That's... optimistic planning horizon. Accidents happen. >
  
  That's some low energy trolling.  Of course Elon Musk licked it up enthusiastically >
  
  That's president in waiting Musk to the likes of you! >
  
  He would need a coup for that as he is not Anerican born >
  
  Maybe read what I was replying to? It was literally about a coup/break away states lol. >
  
  None of the countries that imposed the cap buy Russian oil though. Wait why am I expecting anything Russia does to make any sense >
  
  On paper they don't but there are a huge number of off shore ship to ship transfers of oil happening these days which allow circumventing of the rules. >
  
  Oil laundering >
  
  I feel for the poor sod who has to file off the oil molecules' serial numbers. >
  
  You joke, but oil has a distinct molecular fingerprint that’s hard to obfuscate. >
  
  Distinct in what context? Is it which oil field it was drawn from? If my GCSE chemistry is correct: crude oil is just a bunch of different hydrocarbon chains. I suppose there may be other molecules kicking around. Is it just the composition of theses molecules in the crude that demark it. >
  
  Correct. Trace elements. I’m less certain about refined products since at that point you’re essentially doing purification. >
  
  Only countries that have the ruling rings can buy their oil >
  
  "...neither living nor dead..." >
  
  So nice of them... thats gonna make sure the money i spend on gas wont end up in russain hand, thanks putin! >
  
  The desperation is delicious. >
  
  Seems like Russia should be worried about having to cap wells that will be too expensive to restart. >
  
  Indeed a bad time to have to reduce production during winter, where the damages will be maximized. >
  
  I ban selling oil... to countries that aren't buying! >
  
  I do you one better! I ban women from my life!