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  Wait...they were both drinking at the bar, and the defense is that he was just doing his job? How does that even make sense?!?
context: "Detaining" a guy who wasn't attempting to flee, had committed no crime? >
  
  You don't understand! He insulted my honor! He dare toucheth thy wife's chair! He must pay for his crimes! >
  
  Who wants to bet he ended up leaving New Orleans for Alaska because of shit just like this? >
  
  The weather was not on the list of why he moved.  Sweaty balls one place, frozen balls the other. >
  
  Schweddy Balls! >
  
  
  An hour later, the man stumbled into Sharon Walls’ bar chair. Her husband got up from his seat, ran after the man and pushed him head-first into a stone wall and put him in a chokehold, the indictment said.
  
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  “In fact, he was simply detaining an individual who had committed a crime -- and using reasonable force to do so. The allegation of excessive force in this case is simply false. Chief Walls did absolutely nothing wrong, and I look forward to seeing him vindicated in court.”
  
  Ah yes, the age old crime of stumbling into a chair.