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  Someone did this with tacos years ago.  Went to jail over it lol.
context: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie. >
  
  Is this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments >
  
  I think it’s a Goodfellas reference. >
  
  It's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas >
  
  References within references….
  JESUS WEPT! >
  
  “Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”
  “Pick one movie reference, Abed” >
  
  Sixteen candles >
  
  That's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.
  They took it all, delivered nothing. >
  
  Heck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died >
  
  Can't ask for a refund if they're dead >
  
  This reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check >
  
  must have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis >
  
  I'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings >
  
  Have you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. 
  My husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it. >
  
  It’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken. >
  
  Yup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. 
  Oxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now. >
  
  You can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now. >
  
  Rich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first! >
  
  Goose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir! >
  
  If we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster >
  
  I'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities. >
  
  What the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?! >
  
  Where do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in? >
  
  Blue cheese store, probably. >
  
  You steal that shit from the district, too. >
  
  Never seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch. >
  
  "according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings."
  I won't go, I won't sleep, 
  I can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings! >
  
  Well while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings? >
  
  When asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.' >
  
  Your honour, I plead: full >
  
  Damn I’m going to her Super Bowl party! >
  
  Something tells me… it will be canceled... >
  
  The detectives should dust for fingerprints. "Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something." >
  
  Your honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings! >
  
  Layla intensifies… >
  
  I see what you did there (anybody want a wing?) >
  
  Someone was running a ghost kitchen on the side. >
  
  “Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel. >
  
  We keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo. >
  
  In other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off. >
  
  As a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs >
  
  
  That's a lot of got damn wangs
  
  Stealing wangs is a very different situation. >
  
  I blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings. >
  
  Airline points scam >
  
  🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵 >
  
  He'd surely kick an ass or two... >
  
  I'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community >
  
  You are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you. >
  
  Something isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings? >
  
  They budgeted 1.2 million for wings.
  Quick mafs >
  
  It's not a very good school. >
  
  Honestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries. >
  
  Was she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings? >
  
  She was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food. >
  
  Each one of those wings had a street value of $80. >
  
  It's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments. >
  
  I wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it.. >
  
  I’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed. >
  
  So…
  Like 10 wings? >
  
  Why is this posted twice ? >
  
  Because it’s that good! >
  
  Well done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch. >
  
  The school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings >
  
  How did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life. >
  
  Hell of a barbeque. >
  
  Can someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is? >
  
  Around 125 per ~30 pound case >
  
  And one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that? >
  
  none if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis. >
  
  Ain’t no thang but a chicken wang >
  
  The chicken wing bandit. >
  
  “I’m so tired of this goddamn place.  If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”
  “I know.  We gotta get out of here.  What can we do to make some money?”
  “We work in a fucking school cafeteria!  What could there possibly be?  Wait.  Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”
  throws bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!” >
  
  Got greedy.  Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught >
  
  Super Bowl party at her house. >
  
  So that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices? >
  
  So like 10 chicken wings… >
  
  That was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode >
  
  Their is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭 >
  
  That’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right? >
  
  lol weird thing to go down for but all righty >
  
  I'm not saying its right....but I get it. >
  
  They stole 28 wings? >
  
  Super bowl is coming up. >
  
  Must have been some real tasty chicken wings >
  
  I would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings >
  
  But what sauce was with them? >
  
  She started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year. >
  
  Let him go, he did no wrong fellas. >
  
  Should have taken a job catering for a prison, that would have been legal. >
  
  Here in the UK we aren't allowed to access that report. 
  Now I know how being Chinese feels.
  I sense a Conspiracy. >
  
  It's funny until you get to the part where 80% of the kids are in low income households.  All of a sudden it is a scum bag literally stealing food out of the mouths of kids who need it the most. >
  
  I'd rather have 1.5 million in chicken tenders.