comment: >
  
  Hard agree on "this is not r/lifeProTips and what you posted doesn't qualify as a shower thought"
context: This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.
  Remember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not "thoughts had in the shower!"
  (For an explanation of what a "showerthought" is, please read this page.)
  Rule-breaking posts may result in bans. >
  
  I have perfected my technique. The sound resonates for days
  I am ready >
  
  I have created an inescapable grip😈 >
  
  Ok, but idk if she'll still be into it after seeing me spank myself first >
  
  Sometimes it makes her more interested >
  
  Quick demonstration😏 >
  
  The angle and force which can be applied are totally different. >
  
  Depends on how springy is the skin of the butt. >
  
  It's a matter of mechanics.
  When Im slapping someone's ass, I can windmill my arm to generate full force before applying it. When I slap my own ass Im limited to the flexibility of my shoulders. >
  
  Ask a homie, slap each others >
  
  This is the way >
  
  To be fair when I slap my wife’s ass it’s more of a soft pat to see some jiggles. When she slap my ass it actually hurts. >
  
  It’s always more of a chop >
  
  Or you can just talk to her and ask how much force she is comfortable with, starting very gently and asking if she’d like it stronger…
  But what are we talking about? This is not r/lifeProTips and what you posted doesn’t qualify as a shower thought