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  No doubt in my mind.
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  Well, it's always useful to be able to throw a pizza with accuracy and force - that way you don't have to worry about the toppings falling off! >
  
  Especially on the roof of a house >
  
  Because you're mad at your wife >
  
  So you start cooking on your own >
  
  Jesse... >
  
  If you can throw, try throwing with your non dominant hand to understand this. >
  
  When I was in high school we had an exchange student from the Netherlands who was a really good athlete. Great at soccer, fast runner, nimble and just generally athletic. We were tossing a football though and his attempts to throw the thing were hilarious. He didn’t grow up throwing it like the rest of us and learning it for the first time as a teenager was incredibly difficult. Some skills have to be learned early in life. >
  
  I bet he out fucked and outsmoked all of you though like "I'll spiral your girl on zis dick" While blowing out weed smoke in the image of him fuckin your bitch. I'm drunk but that'd be hilarious lol >
  
  How do you like das dick? zuig het >
  
  Das good yahhhh? I have no idea how dutch ppl sound so I went German >
  
  Just like when I try to have a Scottish accent, it turns Jamaican half way through…damn me for sucking at accents even in text.,.either way, top of the morning to ya..will I try this again..Nine >
  
  Top of the mornin to you too laddie is gettin real eyrie out here >
  
  Jamaican me wanna banger mash..across the pond lol >
  
  I'd keep doing this but my new drug dealer that's a chick wants to come over even though I just bought drugs so I'm bout to bang her gash yelling out bumbaclot >
  
  Just make her scream bloodclat and we’re even 🤟🏾 kill it bro >
  
  Pfff, whatever, I could totally throw a football over them mountains🏈