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  You stumble 2x into a chair and even apologize, yet some how this parasitic leech our tax dollars thinks its okay to bash dude's  face in under the guise of detaining him for a non existent crime? I am willing to bet dude, who bumped a chair 2x, was never charged with a crime! I am so glad the judge ruled to charge this parasite tho. Although we are still paying his 135k year salary while he doesn't work. It must be nice to have a job where you can consistently break the law, be completely inept and incompetent, not work to deal with your criminal behavior, harm others and still take the money off hard working Americans that barely get time off and can barely afford to buy groceries or pay rent! 1312 🖕👮‍♂️🖕💩
context: "Detaining" a guy who wasn't attempting to flee, had committed no crime? >
  
  You don't understand! He insulted my honor! He dare toucheth thy wife's chair! He must pay for his crimes! >
  
  Who wants to bet he ended up leaving New Orleans for Alaska because of shit just like this? >
  
  The weather was not on the list of why he moved.  Sweaty balls one place, frozen balls the other. >
  
  Schweddy Balls! >
  
  
  An hour later, the man stumbled into Sharon Walls’ bar chair. Her husband got up from his seat, ran after the man and pushed him head-first into a stone wall and put him in a chokehold, the indictment said.
  
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  “In fact, he was simply detaining an individual who had committed a crime -- and using reasonable force to do so. The allegation of excessive force in this case is simply false. Chief Walls did absolutely nothing wrong, and I look forward to seeing him vindicated in court.”
  
  Ah yes, the age old crime of stumbling into a chair. >
  
  Wait...they were both drinking at the bar, and the defense is that he was just doing his job? How does that even make sense?!? >
  
  Drinking on the job you say? >
  
  Pushing someone from behind head-first into a stone wall then putting them in a choke hold while off duty is not what I would call reasonable force. Ketchikan police force defending that behavior is also suspicious. >
  
  Suspicious is an odd way to spell protocol. >
  
  As a taxpayer, you would think that the people I pay taxes to support would one day use the old brutal law enforcement on me .... That's the biggest disappointment for taxpayers. >
  
  
  “In fact, he was simply detaining an individual who had committed a crime
  
  What crime?
  
  and using reasonable force to do so
  
  Slamming someone's head into a wall is not reasonable force for any situation that doesn't involve a possible loss of life >
  
  Small dick syndrome is synonymous with being a cop syndrome. I read the story as police chief acts like fucking police chief. >
  
  I'm envisioning a future season of the White Lotus working this character in.