comment: >
  
  New Years resolution: make prison my new home.
context: Several years ago someone fired a bullet right across my mom's couch and the bullet landed just next to my mom's bed. Fuck every single one of you idiots that do celebratory gunfire. >
  
  With an umbrella ☔ sideways >
  
  Go for corkscrews. Smaller but far more effective at tearing idiots a new a-hole
  (Edit: typo) >
  
  May I recommend the old timey pear of anguish? >
  
  Ah yes, as featured so well on Bones… >
  
  Imagine murdering someone just because it’s January 1st