comment: >
  
  I only microwave fruit that I want to eat with barbecue sauce
context: Wait
  What? >
  
  You’ve probably not had a good fruit in your life. >
  
  Oh trust me, plenty of fresh fruits from the garden. Cant get any fresher than handpicking it myself.
  Good job on the probably very unpopular opinion. >
  
  It’s the freshest when microwaved >
  
  Here i am wondering who put you in the microwave for you to turn out like this. >
  
  Grandpa Larry…. >
  
  Username checks out. >
  
  Yeah, man, we believe you. >
  
  Oof