comment: >
  
  The weather was not on the list of why he moved.  Sweaty balls one place, frozen balls the other.
context: "Detaining" a guy who wasn't attempting to flee, had committed no crime? >
  
  You don't understand! He insulted my honor! He dare toucheth thy wife's chair! He must pay for his crimes! >
  
  Who wants to bet he ended up leaving New Orleans for Alaska because of shit just like this?