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  Yes, just a single one night stand and we'd wind up with an accidental pregnancy leading to the birth of the unicyclicorn, which, despite its name, does not ride a one-wheeled vehicle.  But could, potentially. >
  
  Well he certainly isn’t getting an “official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.”, for Christmas. >
  
  He'll shoot his eye out