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  Oh yeah, every concrete basement foundations corners have been urinated on, likely by many men. Many, many, many, many men.
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  I did this with sentences as a kid, come up with the most random stuff and think, "I'm probably the first person to ever say that" >
  
  I do it when I cut down trees. I stand on the stump and say “I’m the only person in the universe that’s ever stood right here!” >
  
  I pour foundations.  Many times I've thought I'm the first/only person to stand here, touch this dirt, pee here, etc. >
  
  Please don’t pee in my foundation