comment: >
  
  Apparently the bodies won't be cremated if COVID is listed as the cause of death. Families are told to put anything but.
context: Call me skeptic, but think that figure might be missing few zeros >
  
  It's likely missing thousands of people who happened to have Covid that died, which  China is attributing to other causes, like shortness of breath. >
  
  Thousands are too conservative. Right now in Shanghai, the government requisitions storage facilities for tuna and salmon to store the  bodies. Even ocean freight containers are used for this purpose. >
  
  ...?
  It's surely not millions, it took US over a year to hit 1 million, China even at abysmal COVID rates would be the same order of magnitude as america in maybe winter of 2020. Ballpark 10,000 deaths. >
  
  Even if you take repeated infection into consideration. With 80% infection rate in major urban centers we are looking at over a million. A good reference is Hong Kong—7-8m population and Within 2 months > 10000 died. China death will be in the 7 figures conservatively speaking. >
  
  To clarify, I meant per day. Could very well be >1,000,000 when done >
  
  Sorry I misunderstood. Yes definitely in the 5 figures per day. >
  
  The other 10000 just got mad and stopped breathing, just like children. Nothing bad happened in China, and nothing bad will never happen, as they're too good in everything. /s >
  
  They changed how covid deaths are counted. 
  Like if you had a history of respiratory problems and you get covid which made your respiratory problems worse and died because of it. You died because of respiratory problems. >
  
  Kinda reminds me of an old communist joke about the Securitate (Romania's secret police during the communist regime).
  A wife and husband were having dinner when suddenly some Securitate agents crashed the door, grabbed the husband and left. After a few weeks the wife finally manages to get an audience with them and asks "Where is my husband? He hasn't been home for weeks."
  "Unfortunately he died of pneumonia."
  "But he was perfectly healthy the last time I've seen him!"
  "Well he tried to run so he was covered in sweat, the weather was bad, the bullet was cold..." >
  
  Sadly he was the guy responsible for counting COVID deaths.  On the bright side tomorrow’s death report is looking “fabulous” >
  
  Well that's a unique suicide. >
  
  This isn't even misinformation. It's just straight up lying and everyone knows it. F**k you, China. >
  
  I know right? This is making some of Putins lies at least look like they had some basis, even though they were still lies. >
  
  Yup only one death as well on 6/4/1989 >
  
  Clippy: "Looks like you're trying to end up on a Ministry of State Security watchlist! Would you like some help with that?" >
  
  Let’s be real, anyone who’s posted a comment here is on the watchlist >
  
  They shot the rest in the head before they died so it wasn’t technically death by Covid. >
  
  Can't die of COVID with a .45 in your skull! >
  
  Now I know why there's an increase in mass shootings in America. >
  
  That's amazing! Good job China. In other news there were zero gun deaths in the United States. Not a single one. Does China think the world is stupid? >
  
  They don’t care about the world. The number is for internal propaganda. >
  
  Doesnt really change a whole lot in this case
  Does China think chinese people are stupid? Not even they will believe that other than an extremely dumb minority. >
  
  Ehhhh, maybe? I thought the same thing about the states, once. >
  
  Look at Russia right now >
  
  All safe!
  Wrap up the testing boys! >
  
  Using the Russian style of communication. BS >
  
  Others died of breathing skill issues. >
  
  Yep and I just turned 115 years old on Dec 28. >
  
  Wow congrats! Will you be 116 by January? >
  
  At least 116 >
  
  Sus >
  
  🧢 >
  
  I've always assumed that China kept internal numbers that are reliable, but now that I think about it more I'm not too sure. What if that information leaked? The CCP wouldn't like that. Now I think maybe they're just told to look the other way, but without information, you can't do research, so IDK >
  
  Currently crematoriums and hospitals are afraid to register the cause of death as covid. Because if that number is too high (or is not zero at all), "higher up are going to ask questions" they say.
  Many families ended up having to drop the case and register the cause of death as something else. The dead may or may not have a covid test, whether it's PCR or RAT, before death. So the internal number probably doesn't even exist; it'll be very difficult to track number this way. This is all over weibo and Chinese social media.
  We could only wait maybe one month or two and calculate excess deaths for Dec 2022 and Jan 2023 compared to previous year(s). >
  
  This is why I never trust anything that comes out of CCP or their state-owned media. They’re not good liars. >
  
  Rest were pneumonia like Florida >
  
  And that victims name was "the truth" >
  
  The first and last victim... TRUTH >
  
  Truth is a common name in India, about 30 million of those with that name died and they had their names changed to lies. >
  
  Its somewhat alarming that basically only Italy and France and I think the USA demand testing of the flood of Chinese tourists That are coming in.
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  52% has covid so far.
  We just had it under control people. >
  
  As always, Hungary will be among the last countries to restrict Chinese inbound travels. We always lick the Chinese, Russian, Iranian, etc. butts ☹️ >
  
  Daily reminder that China cannot be trusted >
  
  They are so full of shit, I am embarrassed for them. >
  
  China's so called 'century of humiliation' closing in on its second century. >
  
  China is well into the second century of humiliation with hundreds of billions potentially lost from bad BRI loans/infrastructure, India beating up PLA soldiers, COVID originating in Wuhan, Taliban giving Chinese a beating in Pakistan and failing Gwadar Port, the international banning and failure of Chinese super corporations, failed pandemic management, real estate/banking/economy failures, Chinese company's delisted from international exchanges... The list is just too long the past five years and I am shocked Xi Jing Ping and his cronies haven't been removed already in that special communist way. >
  
  This reads like the daily generic Indian youtube propaganda video about China lmao >
  
  Back to bullshit, I see. >
  
  LOL. Why even report that 1 person? Just say 0 death and go back to licking Xi's balls >
  
  Because nobody would believe 0! 😉 >
  
  one million >
  
  🤨 >
  
  Cough*bullshit >
  
  How many is one in Chinese? >
  
  seems legit. >
  
  Wow! Can we have this miracle cure/s
  Actually, this might be true. If you don't record the deaths, you're not lying. >
  
  Oh come on, you can lie better. >
  
  250 million cases and one death. 
  Thats a pretty low IFR. 
  seems like they could stop worrying about it. >
  
  For those thinking China regime is better, this is how it works >
  
  Lmao China doesn't give a fuuuh >
  
  Patient 1 >
  
  It's funny how I can now internally translate any Chinese press release/report and figure out the real story almost immediately. >
  
  exactly, and the same for Russian 😀 >
  
  Wow just one, seems 100% legit as usual. How about they grow up and stop acting like a 5 years old. No one is believing anything so f'ing stupid. >
  
  And how many deaths are they reporting from other causes- like for example being a bad citizen and not listening to the CCP? >
  
  Weird combination between wanting to save face and having no shame. >
  
  poor guy. /s >
  
  😀 >
  
  Proof that you cannot believe one thing China says. >
  
  Man what is honestly going on over there. Weren't they reporting that like 50% of their population had the virus? >
  
  yes, but they are much stronger and tougher than the rest of the world, they simply stop dying of a stupid virus! >
  
  When a country is just blatantly lying about cases like this, every other countrys government has a responsibility to its citizens to straight up block travel between their own country and the country lying about an epidemic. >
  
  So when are we blocking travel to the US given many states blatantly lie about cases. >
  
  Right after you finish deep throating the Chinese government >
  
  I'm scared about the new XBB variant surging through Boston right now. >
  
  If China actually reported a death we’re about to be phuked…going to buy toilet paper now. >
  
  Mainland China reports negative 764 COVID deaths for the year 2022. >
  
  Did they stop counting after the first case? >
  
  Sounds legit >
  
  Seems legit >
  
  Meanwhile, in China >
  
  That's a Falun Gong Channel. >
  
  One? Let me guess, he was also a part time pizza delivery guy in Romania?? >
  
  CCP Statement: Erryting ok! You can fry freerie to China and back! We fix It! Your ruvved wuns wil be return saferie rif no symptom. Bureeve us! >
  
  So One… 
  Covid abbrev = C19 converted to hex =  3,097
  they report 13,097 for Dec 28th >
  
  What about Otherland China huh?
  All my cancel culture peeps, rise up! >
  
  Are you sure it isn’t 1^1000 ??
  Don’t let the clever way of writing the numbers trick you lol >
  
  Everyone else died because they had SADS. Clearly! /s >
  
  Yeap, the textbooks told me the Native American Indians left happily when America was born. >
  
  Oh man, the one antivax sino poster trying to deflect. You're the modern day Don Quixote! >
  
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  Nice post history bud, keep on ejaculating you low iq spermlord >
  
  I will, right into your wife! Hope you enjoyed my photos 😘😘😘😘😘 >
  
  Did China really report that or is it just mainstream media bullshitting? >
  
  I believe them. >
  
  Mmmmhmmmmm. >
  
  Oh great, we can make up numbers now. Luckily I just finished my 577422^29 push-up for today. >
  
  The others were all gunshot >
  
  Flys aren’t even going to fly near that BS coming out of that report >
  
  What an absolute shit government with no sense of responsibility. The world is paying for fuck ups like these. >
  
  What an embarrassment that they think this lie would be plausible >
  
  These guys are good. >
  
  So they’ve resorted to just flat out lying now, huh? >
  
  I remember reading that they ruled that in order to be listed as dying from Covid, the patient needs to die from respiratory issues, or something very specific. It could be using the same restrictions that lead to the saying that no one dies from the flu in China. >
  
  Wow their policies must be very effective /s >
  
  Yaaaaaay, they went from the whole fucking country dying last week to just one person this week. Amazing work Winnie, you da real MVP! >
  
  Yeah I’ll buy that for a dollar… >
  
  Cap >
  
  I really don't like how they keep going out in public and saying they are being transparent and then giving the world numbers like this. I don't get how as a country with billions of citizens they can just lie like this. >
  
  And I report that I have a 20 inch penis >
  
  Andrew Tate is not dead yet >
  
  Sus. 
  It's the new Pfft. >
  
  They are taking the Florida approach…. I hope they have the resources to support  passing their population through the COVID-19 meat grinder.
  I don’t think they do. >
  
  Check out China Insights on YouTube for on-the-ground reporting. >
  
  China, Russia, North Korea, Iran, etc.: always lie.
  Other countries: at least sometimes tell the truth. >
  
  30 million cases per day, 1 death. Lmao how stupid do they think the Chinese people are >
  
  Easy: no testing - no Covid death! >
  
  Why not say 0 deaths? I mean, given that they're making it up anyway. >
  
  Did i just get warp holed back into 2019? >
  
  Ok now they are just taking the piss. >
  
  They just labeled the deaths differently. For example: if someone with COVID dies of cardiac arrest, they conveniently declare that he didn't die of COVID. Same with AIDS.
  What I want to say with this info is that China doesn't hide the number of deaths in general. So if the newspapers were a little smarter, they would report the other causes of death that are generally related to COVID (cardiac arrest, respiratory failures, etc) instead of doing the same thing than 2 years ago. >
  
  If u believe that I got some
  Underwater stock that’s about to explode I can sell u for a great future price >
  
  China has abandoned zero covid policy. Now it is one covid policy. >
  
  CHINA LIED,
  MILLIONS DIED.