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  I'm never going to retire. Yay!
context: I’m right on track to shooting myself behind my woodshed after eating my last can of dog food. >
  
  Back in my day we’d be happy eating leaves and dirt. No shed. Just a random pile of irregular pieces of wood. Dog food was for thanksgiving and Christmas. >
  
  Back in my day, we were so poor...
  When there was no meat, we ate fowl.
  When there was no fowl, we at crawdad.
  When there was crawdad to be found, we ate sand. >
  
  You ate what? >
  
  We ate sand. >
  
  It's coarse, gets everywhere. >
  
  It is full coarse of a meal. >
  
  Well, I can cross that one off my bucket list. And to think I was actually happy for surpassing the $70K mark (gross pay) for the first time in my life. (I'm 58) >
  
  I’m 40, got no partner, got no dependants and a I got shit ton of debt.. if I die tomorrow I win. >
  
  He who dies with the most debt wins...an interesting approach. Ngl, has it's appeal. >
  
  Rack up hella debt, hop to another country, repeat. >
  
  You need enough money to do that. Debt will shut those doors. >
  
  Hmmmmm didn't think about that 
  Just go be a monk or something then lol >
  
  That means you'll be working for a church/temple that will take all your money and will reward you with the bare minimum that keeps you working. Basically indistinguishable from slavery. >
  
  A Buddhist one would be sick though. Like where they eat sap and slowly mummify themselves. A good last resort if you ask me >
  
  You can try that right now to get a taste of what you'll be signing up for. >
  
  Look at this fatcat, able to afford eatin' sap!! >
  
  Weren't they just saying that economists say millennials need $3 million to retire? >
  
  $3m will probably be worth what $1m is worth today, when millennials retire. >
  
  Millennials will get to retire?! >
  
  Some of us, yeah. >
  
  There are tens of us! 
  I assume, I’m definitely not one of them >
  
  I started working at 15, I'm 33 now. I have no debt, but I have no money either. >
  
  Have you thought about getting a job that pays more than just the minimum?