comment: >
  
  Did it make them fall out a window?
context: "Oh my God, I shot my eye out!" >
  
  I knew i shouldnt have gotten you that red rider beebee gun. >
  
  What if he was a guy Putin liked and didn’t want dead and a freak accident occurred and now he’s dead. >
  
  No one can understand anymore. There are a lot of r/nottheonion fans in Russia, because you can't write the news there the past months.
  Very creative "accidents" on both putin allies and opponents. >
  
  Blyat Destination >
  
  After which he fell from his 20th story hospital room. >
  
  & shooting himself in the back 5 times. >
  
  himself, his wife and 2 kids >
  
  In this exact order >
  
  A truly tragic accident. >
  
  Then hid the gun. >
  
  Well at least they're getting more inventive. >
  
  The Nake Gun is a documentary series, over there. >
  
  Article says they are looking into those responsible for the care of the roof which the icicle fell from.  He's probably off fighting in Ukraine.  Guess they should arrest his Mom. >
  
  Those Russians are an accident-prone lot. >
  
  At least it wasn't an icepick this time >
  
  ...and the "accident" weapon melted away... >
  
  Goddamn Putin is getting sneaky as fuck. >
  
  That's what I call an emergency situation >
  
  Better not, or the general is going to get called into work.