comment: >
  
  I mentioned I didn’t wanna sound like a dick. I really didn’t. I didn’t know how else to say it. I get your position, I wish I was in your shoes. I don’t wanna know about this either.
  It’s just like…it’s a settled matter. He breeds. He’s like a dandelion or something. It is what it is.
context: Would not trust this man to pull a pizza out of the oven >
  
  That's why he has so many kids? He won't pull it out? >
  
  Nick "Raw is Law" Cannon >
  
  In tears laughing from this >
  
  …Shown here with his “Whaddya mean, you’re on birth control” face. >
  
  If any of his baby mommas were on BC I'm sure he put a stop to that. Man's got a truly problematic fetish. Stupid women,  poor kids. >
  
  “Cannon has three children with model Brittany Bell – sons Rise Messiah, 10 weeks, and Golden Sagon, 5, and daughter Powerful Queen, 2.
  He also has three children with Abby De La Rosa – Beautiful Zeppelin, 6 weeks, and twins Zion and Zillion, 18 months – and 11-year-old twins Monroe and Moroccan with ex-wife Mariah Carey.
  Cannon’s also father to son Legendary Love, 5 months, with model Bre Tiesi and daughter Onyx Ice Cole, 3 months, with model LaNisha Cole.”
  Kids are this newborn, 3 months, 5 months, 6 weeks, 18 month old twins, 10 weeks plus probably as many from 2-10 years old. Like dude, WTH? >
  
  God, those names. >
  
  I was pleasantly surprised at this newest one (Halo Marie) given the others lol >
  
  That’s a pretty good one, actually. >
  
  Halo?.... HALO? >
  
  I mean, I'd rather be named Halo than Powerful. (Seriously, what do her friends call her? Powie? Pow-Pow?) >
  
  I think I'd be alright with it if my name was Legendary Love Cannon, though >
  
  That’s what they called me in college. >
  
  THE DRIFT KING >
  
  Please remember to spay and neuter >
  
  Dude starting to build out his defensive roster now that his offensive 11 are set hahaha >
  
  He's about to get a flag thrown for too many babies on the field. >
  
  Number 13 gonna be called Loose Cannon. Smh >
  
  Joke's on you. He's the loose Cannon. >
  
  I don't get it. Why do you want to be a super shitty dad to that many kids?? Fuck the duggars, fuck nick Cannon, fuck Elon. Just be better parents >
  
  He has a breeding fetish. He's rich.
  It's that simple. >
  
  Eww. This is gross but seems the most plausible explanation. >
  
  Plausible? I really, truly don’t wanna sound like a dick. But the rest of us have know this for a while.
  It’s been the running theory for quite some time. >
  
  Well forgive me for not keeping up with the comings and goings of Nick “the inseminator” Canon.