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  They all did.
context: Would not trust this man to pull a pizza out of the oven >
  
  That's why he has so many kids? He won't pull it out? >
  
  Nick "Raw is Law" Cannon >
  
  In tears laughing from this >
  
  …Shown here with his “Whaddya mean, you’re on birth control” face. >
  
  If any of his baby mommas were on BC I'm sure he put a stop to that. Man's got a truly problematic fetish. Stupid women,  poor kids. >
  
  “Cannon has three children with model Brittany Bell – sons Rise Messiah, 10 weeks, and Golden Sagon, 5, and daughter Powerful Queen, 2.
  He also has three children with Abby De La Rosa – Beautiful Zeppelin, 6 weeks, and twins Zion and Zillion, 18 months – and 11-year-old twins Monroe and Moroccan with ex-wife Mariah Carey.
  Cannon’s also father to son Legendary Love, 5 months, with model Bre Tiesi and daughter Onyx Ice Cole, 3 months, with model LaNisha Cole.”
  Kids are this newborn, 3 months, 5 months, 6 weeks, 18 month old twins, 10 weeks plus probably as many from 2-10 years old. Like dude, WTH? >
  
  God, those names. >
  
  I was pleasantly surprised at this newest one (Halo Marie) given the others lol >
  
  That’s a pretty good one, actually. >
  
  Halo?.... HALO? >
  
  I mean, I'd rather be named Halo than Powerful. (Seriously, what do her friends call her? Powie? Pow-Pow?) >
  
  I think I'd be alright with it if my name was Legendary Love Cannon, though >
  
  That’s what they called me in college. >
  
  THE DRIFT KING >
  
  Please remember to spay and neuter >
  
  Dude starting to build out his defensive roster now that his offensive 11 are set hahaha >
  
  He's about to get a flag thrown for too many babies on the field. >
  
  Number 13 gonna be called Loose Cannon. Smh >
  
  Joke's on you. He's the loose Cannon. >
  
  I don't get it. Why do you want to be a super shitty dad to that many kids?? Fuck the duggars, fuck nick Cannon, fuck Elon. Just be better parents >
  
  He has a breeding fetish. He's rich.
  It's that simple. >
  
  Eww. This is gross but seems the most plausible explanation. >
  
  Plausible? I really, truly don’t wanna sound like a dick. But the rest of us have know this for a while.
  It’s been the running theory for quite some time. >
  
  Well forgive me for not keeping up with the comings and goings of Nick “the inseminator” Canon. >
  
  I mentioned I didn’t wanna sound like a dick. I really didn’t. I didn’t know how else to say it. I get your position, I wish I was in your shoes. I don’t wanna know about this either.
  It’s just like…it’s a settled matter. He breeds. He’s like a dandelion or something. It is what it is. >
  
  I appreciate it. I need a shower now. Something about the word “breeding” in any context of human interpersonal behavior is just so wrong. >
  
  Elon and his dad do the same creepy shit. Fucking weird. >
  
  Dude couldn't pull out of his own driveway. >
  
  That guy needs a vasectomy! >
  
  You would think someone would stage an innervation at some point: if it was 12 cats, I think people would be concerned, why are kids any different? >
  
  What’s wrong with 12 cats????? >
  
  As a cat lover myself, even I can I admit that 12 cats is 8 cats too far. Most cats, at the minimum, has two personalities. 12 cats is really 24 cats energy and I do not have that much time lbs >
  
  Yeah I ended up with 4 cats. I'd say... 4-5 cats is the limit. >
  
  Fuck Nick Cannon >
  
  How do you think this mess started? >
  
  Lol, all he has to do is contain his mess.
  But seriously, he’s a hateful, racist piece of shit. >
  
  Doesn't he have kidney disease? Maybe he's trying to create potential kidney donors. >
  
  Jesus Christ. This guy’s gotta a breeding kink that is getting too outta control. >
  
  He's not as bad as that fertility doctor that was inseminating patients with his own sperm, but it's pretty bad. >
  
  Ummm except the women in nicks life had a choice in who the dad was? How are those two things even comparable? 
  Nick has 12 kids by willing participants. That fucker wrongfully inseminated hundreds of women who trusted a medical professional to not be a piece of shit and do his job as described. 
  Congrats on the dumbest comment of the day tho. >
  
  The children are almost definitely suffering more in the case of Nick Cannon, though. Whether or not the women who got inseminated had partners to raise their children with doesn't really matter, since they were getting knocked up anyway. Nick Cannon is actively trying to be a father to 12 children, and he's failing because that is impossible no matter how rich you are. The sperm donor kids don't know the difference. >
  
  So twelve kids who have a shit dad, but everything money can buy outweighs hundreds of women who were violated? What is wrong with you? >
  
  When it comes to the women, obviously the women who were inseminated with the wrong sperm are victims. I wasn't talking about the women, though. I was talking about the children. The sperm donor kids have no reason to not be fine unless the doc had genetic medical issues. >
  
  Instead of people making jokes about this shit, he should be shamed.  At best, given its with like 5 women, he can merely support them financially.  At best. >
  
  Babies are also not great for the environment, if we're talking personal decisions that affect climate change. >
  
  Best Nick Cannon Interview >
  
  This and knocking up Mariah Carey are his only achievements >
  
  His face when the guy came out tho... I had to watch it twice back to back, priceless >
  
  Three words. 
  Catch, neuter, release.
  (And notch his ear like a feral tomcat) ewwww >
  
  Someone get him a baby naming book >
  
  Dog, these names. How can you name a person Moroccan who aint even Moroccan. >
  
  That’s the name you picked to make fun of? That’s one of the more normal ones! >
  
  yeah =, the others are too easy. Zillion is funny. >
  
  This man has a fetish, that's what this is. >
  
  This should be illegal >
  
  Definitely at this point I feel it should be illegal to have more than 4 kids. It’s just not right, not safe, not fair anymore. It needs to be controlled, and the gene pool should be more broad not just people like Nick Canon and welfare sponges that pop out 5+ kids with no skills, hobbies or financial support for them. >
  
  Jfc dude wtf >
  
  Fuck this guy