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  If only there was some profession that would out these fraudsters before they get elected to office.
context: Republicans and being investigated...SO HOT RIGHT NOW >
  
  Consequences would be so much hotter. >
  
  GeQrge SantQs looks like Kyle Rittenhouse grew up and then came back from a post apocalyptic future where absolute truth no longer exists. >
  
  "New revelations about possible misinformation, malfeasance, and outright lying has rocked the Rep.-elect's office mere weeks before he is sworn into service, a move GOP strategists claim is a 'cynical ploy' to derail the ascendancy of would-be Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy.  Fact checkers at the New York Times have cast doubt upon the following claims made by Santos:
  *Claim:  Santos says he 'hacked his Playstation' and found a code to make Lara Croft nude in Tomb Raider 2, 'and you can see her nipples and everything.  When pressed for evidence, Santos said it only works on the 'first alpha generation of Playstation consoles that were really quickly yanked out of stores in 1995 and given free replacements by Sony, who in turn covered this up by claiming the originals would catch fire really easily'."
  *Claim: In March 2003 Santos told an audience he 'one time got both Boardwalk and Park Place in the McDonalds Monopoly game from the same Diet Coke, but his cousin Tommy was a 'huge dick' and threw away their trash while Santos went to the front counter to order a Filet o' Fish."
  *Claim: In a 2019 diatribe, Santos told a Kiwanis Club audience he 'is not allowed to take "normal" karate classes' because his Uncle Craig who was in 'Nam showed him some of the things 'he learned from some guys who do Thai kick-boxing' and thus is 'too dangerous' to the other students."
  Claim: "Santos told a group of National Honor Students during a routine photo op that he 'invented the blumpkin at a Staten Island Burger King in 1991'."
  Claim: "During a meeting of the Young Republicans Club of New York, Santos told a break out strategy session group that he possessed a near-legendary 'super long Director's cut' of the 1984 David Lynch version of Dune that his cousin Amber taped off Cinemax back in like, 1987.  According to Santos, this version features a scene of actress Sean Young topless."
  *Claim: "During an August press conference, Santos deviated from his prepared notes to regale the audience with his account of being a toddler stuck down a well in East Texas." >
  
  It’s so sad that I can’t tell if this post is satire or not. >
  
  I was thinking the same thing. >
  
  George Santos next claim: "I never claimed to be Christian. My friend Ian had just farted, I said "Christ, IAN." >
  
  Why vote for someone you don’t know you trust. 
  Vote for someone you KNOW you can’t trust”-George Santos political slogan when is is made the Republican candidate for president. >
  
  It’s not a bad slogan in the grand scheme of things. Perhaps too on the nose for politicians though. >
  
  Dude, just resign. You got caught lying over and over again. Admit it, apologize, say “the appropriate thing for me to do is to resign,” and then resign. Do what’s right for the people you claim to want to be a voice for and give them a real voice. >
  
  Why would he resign?  It’s unlikely he’s going to face serious repercussions from this, maybe a small fine that will be paid by the GOP to ensure he’s a good boi who’s very quiet and votes as he’s told to. 
  And after 1 term he’ll have the incumbent advantage and a solid conservative voting record. >
  
  The scariest things about all of this is that Santos WON. He's not a good liar. He openly contradicted himself. His lies were easily proven to be lies. But he still won. 
  The GOP has sunk to a new low with candidates like Santos and Herschel Walker. But what is really disturbing is that Santos won, and Walker came close to winning twice. >
  
  It's because people only vote for the D or the R.  Congressional votes are so partisan now that each election win for a party is a guaranteed vote for the party's agenda.
  These idiots aren't expected to govern. They're just rubber stamps for their party. >
  
  I'm expecting him to disappear once the holodeck glitches out. >
  
  Nah. Holodecks are pretty reliable to avoid that. Maybe we could just ask it to disable the George Santos holoprogram? >
  
  “NOTE: The Santos hologram lies. Do not listen to it.” >
  
  He should be the next republican presidential candidate. He represents the party well