comment: >
  
  Yakima Tourism dept. new slogan probably “ come for the hot pockets, stay for the meth”
context: You are not yourself when you are hungry >
  
  All I hear is Jim Gaffigan’s voice 🎵Hot Pocket! >
  
  Surrender pocket >
  
  Did he wait for it to cool first?  That's a real standoff. >
  
  This guerilla marketing stuff has really gotten out of hand. >
  
  Because he's going to be in immediate need of a bathroom. >
  
  Diarrhea pocket >
  
  Classic Yakima >
  
  Priorities >
  
  I'd probably surrender too, if on the verge of shitting myself.