comment: >
  
  All safe!
  Wrap up the testing boys!
context: Call me skeptic, but think that figure might be missing few zeros >
  
  It's likely missing thousands of people who happened to have Covid that died, which  China is attributing to other causes, like shortness of breath. >
  
  Thousands are too conservative. Right now in Shanghai, the government requisitions storage facilities for tuna and salmon to store the  bodies. Even ocean freight containers are used for this purpose. >
  
  ...?
  It's surely not millions, it took US over a year to hit 1 million, China even at abysmal COVID rates would be the same order of magnitude as america in maybe winter of 2020. Ballpark 10,000 deaths. >
  
  Even if you take repeated infection into consideration. With 80% infection rate in major urban centers we are looking at over a million. A good reference is Hong Kong—7-8m population and Within 2 months > 10000 died. China death will be in the 7 figures conservatively speaking. >
  
  To clarify, I meant per day. Could very well be >1,000,000 when done >
  
  Sorry I misunderstood. Yes definitely in the 5 figures per day. >
  
  The other 10000 just got mad and stopped breathing, just like children. Nothing bad happened in China, and nothing bad will never happen, as they're too good in everything. /s >
  
  They changed how covid deaths are counted. 
  Like if you had a history of respiratory problems and you get covid which made your respiratory problems worse and died because of it. You died because of respiratory problems. >
  
  Kinda reminds me of an old communist joke about the Securitate (Romania's secret police during the communist regime).
  A wife and husband were having dinner when suddenly some Securitate agents crashed the door, grabbed the husband and left. After a few weeks the wife finally manages to get an audience with them and asks "Where is my husband? He hasn't been home for weeks."
  "Unfortunately he died of pneumonia."
  "But he was perfectly healthy the last time I've seen him!"
  "Well he tried to run so he was covered in sweat, the weather was bad, the bullet was cold..." >
  
  Sadly he was the guy responsible for counting COVID deaths.  On the bright side tomorrow’s death report is looking “fabulous” >
  
  Well that's a unique suicide. >
  
  This isn't even misinformation. It's just straight up lying and everyone knows it. F**k you, China. >
  
  I know right? This is making some of Putins lies at least look like they had some basis, even though they were still lies. >
  
  Yup only one death as well on 6/4/1989 >
  
  Clippy: "Looks like you're trying to end up on a Ministry of State Security watchlist! Would you like some help with that?" >
  
  Let’s be real, anyone who’s posted a comment here is on the watchlist >
  
  They shot the rest in the head before they died so it wasn’t technically death by Covid. >
  
  Can't die of COVID with a .45 in your skull! >
  
  Now I know why there's an increase in mass shootings in America. >
  
  That's amazing! Good job China. In other news there were zero gun deaths in the United States. Not a single one. Does China think the world is stupid? >
  
  They don’t care about the world. The number is for internal propaganda. >
  
  Doesnt really change a whole lot in this case
  Does China think chinese people are stupid? Not even they will believe that other than an extremely dumb minority. >
  
  Ehhhh, maybe? I thought the same thing about the states, once. >
  
  Look at Russia right now