comment: >
  
  It's all about saying the right order of words to the right person, combined with the right movements, that gets you laid or not.
  It's out there, you just have to find it
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  Conversely, sex is a networking event for some people for clubs. >
  
  The club isn't the best place to find a lover.  So the bar is where I go >
  
  Me and my friends at the table doing shots, drinking fast and then we talk slow. >
  
  And you come over and start up a conversation with just me and trust me I'll give it a chance >
  
  Take my hand, stop, put Van the Man on the jukebox
  And then we start to dance, and now I'm singing like >
  
  Girl, you know I want your love
  Your love was handmade for somebody like me >
  
  Come on now, follow my lead
  I may be crazy, don't mind me >
  
  Maybe at a sex club, but a soccer club usually doesn't have the players fucking each other. >
  
  You should join cooler soccer clubs >
  
  Happy to see that so far this comment is not underrated >
  
  It might be for you. People go to clubs and network to dance, mingle, or have drinks and listen to music lol >
  
  That's what you tell yourself lol >
  
  🤷 lol >
  
  For some reason I really wanted to respond to this with “ your mom is a networking event for sex “ because I thought it would be hilarious , but then I thought you might not take it as a joke and become really angry , so at the last moment I decided not too;) >
  
  The year was like 2009. In St. Petersburg Florida. It was closing time at the club, last song in the middle of the dance floor. We screamed “I Believe In a Thing Called Love” in each other’s faces and danced like crazy, but then we both dipped. I still think about you occasionally