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  A wise man once said, "Never stick your dick in crazy." It wasn't worth it.
  My 1st girlfriend after her was like going from a tranquilized mattress to a porn star in heat.
context: My ex and I are friends simply because we realized partway through dating that what we had was a friendship and not a romantic attachment. It's really not that complicated. In fact I don't even like describing them as my ex because we've been friends way longer than we dated at this point. >
  
  I agree with this but it's probably different than what OP had in mind. 
  There are many people who were romantic partners for longer than they've been friends. After a breakup, there wouldn't be any connection to maintain a platonic friendship. So why insist there is one and "stay friends"? Just asking for drama. >
  
  I'm so confused.
  So my ex-wife demanding, in court, to know who my then-current girlfriend was, where she lived, what she did for a living, etc. just meant she wanted to be friends?
  Yeah. She got a few blank stares before her attorney suggested she drop it. >
  
  I'm not making excuses for her behavior but is it cause ur kids are being exposed to ur then girlfriend or is she just overly possessive?? >
  
  Overly-possessive would be putting it mildly. >
  
  Damn sorry dude