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  "New revelations about possible misinformation, malfeasance, and outright lying has rocked the Rep.-elect's office mere weeks before he is sworn into service, a move GOP strategists claim is a 'cynical ploy' to derail the ascendancy of would-be Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy.  Fact checkers at the New York Times have cast doubt upon the following claims made by Santos:
  *Claim:  Santos says he 'hacked his Playstation' and found a code to make Lara Croft nude in Tomb Raider 2, 'and you can see her nipples and everything.  When pressed for evidence, Santos said it only works on the 'first alpha generation of Playstation consoles that were really quickly yanked out of stores in 1995 and given free replacements by Sony, who in turn covered this up by claiming the originals would catch fire really easily'."
  *Claim: In March 2003 Santos told an audience he 'one time got both Boardwalk and Park Place in the McDonalds Monopoly game from the same Diet Coke, but his cousin Tommy was a 'huge dick' and threw away their trash while Santos went to the front counter to order a Filet o' Fish."
  *Claim: In a 2019 diatribe, Santos told a Kiwanis Club audience he 'is not allowed to take "normal" karate classes' because his Uncle Craig who was in 'Nam showed him some of the things 'he learned from some guys who do Thai kick-boxing' and thus is 'too dangerous' to the other students."
  Claim: "Santos told a group of National Honor Students during a routine photo op that he 'invented the blumpkin at a Staten Island Burger King in 1991'."
  Claim: "During a meeting of the Young Republicans Club of New York, Santos told a break out strategy session group that he possessed a near-legendary 'super long Director's cut' of the 1984 David Lynch version of Dune that his cousin Amber taped off Cinemax back in like, 1987.  According to Santos, this version features a scene of actress Sean Young topless."
  *Claim: "During an August press conference, Santos deviated from his prepared notes to regale the audience with his account of being a toddler stuck down a well in East Texas."
context: Republicans and being investigated...SO HOT RIGHT NOW >
  
  Consequences would be so much hotter. >
  
  GeQrge SantQs looks like Kyle Rittenhouse grew up and then came back from a post apocalyptic future where absolute truth no longer exists.