comment: >
  
  The whole story is such dense, it couldn't be really fit into one short title. Therefore I have to appreciate the inclusion of the chicken tenders
context: I like how the meal is the newsworthy event in this title >
  
  And that his breaking into the school during a massive blizzard is more newsworthy than the burglary he was caught committing. >
  
  The tender chicken man who ate Christmas didn't back his truck into a store in the movie though. He already had all the camping gear in his truck and ran away to the woods and made friends with a bear. >
  
  
  The tender chicken man 
  
  I couldn't get past this >
  
  You must. You have responsibilities and food to eat before it goes bad. Some day it won't even be a memory. Till then life goes on. >
  
  Read the article. This needs to be a movie. >
  
  It already is. He's acting like any character in a post apocalyptic America where few people survived the thing. >
  
  Yeah he’s just looking for a Twinkie. >
  
  Too bad there's only snowballs. >
  
  I bet he could find a Ding-Dong if he really wanted