comment: >
  
  If that was the case, the Colonel would be cargo 200,
  Not Cargo 300
context: "Oh my God, I shot my eye out!" >
  
  I knew i shouldnt have gotten you that red rider beebee gun. >
  
  What if he was a guy Putin liked and didn’t want dead and a freak accident occurred and now he’s dead. >
  
  No one can understand anymore. There are a lot of r/nottheonion fans in Russia, because you can't write the news there the past months.
  Very creative "accidents" on both putin allies and opponents. >
  
  Blyat Destination >
  
  After which he fell from his 20th story hospital room. >
  
  & shooting himself in the back 5 times. >
  
  himself, his wife and 2 kids >
  
  In this exact order >
  
  A truly tragic accident. >
  
  Then hid the gun. >
  
  Well at least they're getting more inventive. >
  
  The Nake Gun is a documentary series, over there. >
  
  Article says they are looking into those responsible for the care of the roof which the icicle fell from.  He's probably off fighting in Ukraine.  Guess they should arrest his Mom. >
  
  Those Russians are an accident-prone lot. >
  
  At least it wasn't an icepick this time >
  
  ...and the "accident" weapon melted away... >
  
  Goddamn Putin is getting sneaky as fuck. >
  
  That's what I call an emergency situation >
  
  Better not, or the general is going to get called into work. >
  
  Did it make them fall out a window? >
  
  The icicle fell out of a window before hitting him in the head. >
  
  Or a different high ranking member fell out of the window, in doing so they hit the icicle that hit this general that fell on bad term with the kremlin >
  
  Says Russian state media >
  
  “Icicle” 👀 >
  
  Yep sounds like r/ANormalDayInRussia to me >
  
  🤣 Another subreddit to pin.
  Take my up vote >
  
  In Russia, icicle licks YOU! >
  
  In ~~Soviet~~ Russia, ice falls on you. >
  
  Good work, 47. >
  
  New achievements unlocked:
  Silent assassin, creative assassin, unseen assassin, not in the guidebook, plan a head, careful planning, drop the glass, series of unfortunate events, Blyat, colden opportunity, Russian night, cargo 300, >
  
  A polonium tipped icicle you say? >
  
  Novichokonium. >
  
  Stand a few feet back and stare at the icicle, but he likes the way they look from directly underneath, it was only a matter of time >
  
  I’m pretty sure I saw this in a Grey’s Anatomy episode. >
  
  Could you please share episode number where Lieutenant General Anatoly Elizarov received icicle to head?
  I'm asking for Comrade second Lieutenant surgeon who is filling in for Comrade Lieutenant surgeon who suffered radiation accident, possibly giving patient an X-ray >
  
  In Russia when you won't get close to window, ice from Window comes to you. >
  
  …three or four times >
  
  Sure. "Accidentally" fell on the head of General just like their current "Fallitis Windowtitis" pandemic that has been going around. >
  
  There’s now 1,002 ways to die. 😲 >
  
  This is just a warning from General Winter >
  
  These guys are so unlucky! >
  
  Only accident this guy had was getting into Russian Politics >
  
  ~~He went on thin ice.~~
  Thin ice went on him. >
  
  there's video of it >
  
  link please >
  
  In Soviet russia, icicle break you >
  
  Hope he died >
  
  God has spoken >
  
  The General has been iced-icled... >
  
  The Lovely Bones, anyone? >
  
  Somewhat common over there. Quite a few icicle related deaths over there >
  
  The general was the first person on scene. >
  
  I'm surprised no one has happened to very sadly, accidently brutally cut their head off while combing their hair. >
  
  Guess that's a change from accidentally falling out of a window or being shot >
  
  Final Destination vibes >
  
  Clearly it was a Ukrainian icicle drone, at least I'm sure that will be the next claim by Russian propaganda >
  
  Somebody hired agent 47