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  Eh I also don’t but I look around and see children behave much better without a screen in their face. My younger siblings/cousins who’ve had somewhat more interactive and social upbringings have better cognitive and social tools than those who were too deeply infatuated with TV/cellphones/video games etc., it’s poison
context: It’s 2023, if you hand your kid your unlocked phone unsupervised for more than two minutes, whatever happens is on you. >
  
  Kid thought he was the mayor from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs apparently. >
  
  Might as well be a music video for It's Raining Tacos >
  
  Well the food starts coming
  And they don't stop coming
  Food for days and my tummy is rumbling >
  
  Didn’t make sense not to eat 4 tons
  My brain ain’t smart and my head’s sure dumb…
  Hey now! >
  
  You're the food star, make some mukbang, Go play >
  
  Man he ordered like 10 meals on GrubHub. >
  
  Went to order some tacos the other day. $5 per taco! I’m talking street tacos here, like 3 bites. Outrageous. >
  
  don't forget the $20 delivery >
  
  Don't forget the driver only gets $3 of that $20 fee.
  I've been tempted to make business cards and hand them out to customers so we can skip the middle man >
  
  I’ve thought the same thing. There’s a few people I deliver to multiple times a week and I only do this part time. Always thought I should tell them to call me and we can cut out the middle man lol >
  
  As an instacart customer  I too have wanted to cut them out and use one of the drivers direct >
  
  My dad got lucky and found a really amazing instacart shopper. When he found out how little she gets paid, my dad offered a deal to her. 
  He now emails her his list, reimbursers her, and tips generously. >
  
  I’m glad to hear it, I might do that. What does instacart pay shoppers? >
  
  It's so much easier. She knows what she can replace if something is out, she knows what sales to pay attention to, what generics we are OK with, etc etc. 
  I'm not sure of their pay, but it definitely isn't worth a couple of hours at the grocery store and driving around. I've seen as little as minimum wage to 20/hr. 
  Good luck finding a shopper that will take you up in your offer! >
  
  Wasn’t there a kid that spent like 20,000 on loot boxes for FIFA a couple years back? >
  
  The mom's bakery got some free advertising, though. >
  
  Would be a riot if $1k in food expense = $10k in extra bakery revenue from publicity 
  Probably the writer saw a way to help the guy out.  “Give us an interview and we will plug your bakery.” >
  
  It's a good thing the kid clicked on Grubhub and not Tinder >
  
  Or Grindr.  Ooof that wouldn't look good for the poor visitor when mother came home. >
  
  Mother: little timmy found me a date! >
  
  You even brought sausage pizza for us? Well, we'll just give that to Little Timmy and enjoy an evening out. >
  
  I know there’s r/kidsarefuckingstupid but is there one for parents too? >
  
  It's r/kidsarefuckingunsupervised. >
  
  Read this as "gun supervised" and got confused for a moment. >
  
  Some kids apparently aren't gun supervised either... >
  
  But why are children fucking while unsupervised? >
  
  ...Would you rather them fuck while supervised? >
  
  If only there was something like Face ID, or fingerprint, or passcode to prevent unauthorized purchases… >
  
  Am I the only fucker than manually puts in my details? Unless the app is set up to directly open up my banking app which requires my touch ID?
  Like listen if I want takeout, I'm sure I can spend 30s putting in my details. Sometimes I've been halfway through and said to myself that I don't really need to buy this for x reason. >
  
  Apple Pay is secure and requires Face ID to work. >
  
  Google pay same way u need to unlock  ur phone and still enter a pin you can also toggle disable your card and it wont work until u toggle it back >
  
  The pepperoni pizzas are what the credit card cancelled 😞 >
  
  Classic Berners Street Hoax prank. >
  
  Fun read - thanks for that!
  Sounds like an episode of The Dollop >
  
  Love that podcast! >
  
  Isn't it a tickling podcast? >
  
  "Dad, did the pepperoni pizzas arrive yet?" lol >
  
  That was the best part. >
  
  On old girlfriend of mine's 10 year old spent almost $10k on iTunes before she noticed.  Credit card bills that get paid automatically without review are dangerous!  Apple refunded a ton of it.   I hear they aren't so good about that these days. >
  
  This is why I keep the account that I pay bills with quarantined from all my other accounts with overdraft protection off.
  Well the main Reason I did it is someone stole my wallet once but similar type of reasoning. >
  
  This is called poor parenting. It's not cute that you let your kid play with a cell phone so that you didn't have to watch over them. >
  
  Everyone who is upset about this comment is insecure about how much their kid/s use a cellphone >
  
  I think it’s a dumb comment and don’t have kids