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  If you have any pooh, fling it now!
context: Who stole the monkeys though? Seriously I want to know why also. >
  
  That's exactly what I'd say if I were a dirty monkey thief! I'm on to you... >
  
  I have a hunch, one of people is the one who put the monkeys in the closest and called in a "tip". >
  
  Really. Too much attention. They were afraid. >
  
  "Police said they received a tip the monkeys were in an abandoned Lancaster home Tuesday. Dallas and Lancaster law enforcement found the animals in a closet inside the empty home around 4:50 p.m.."
  Good!  It's freezing out there!! >
  
  I want to see an episode of Night Court where they call the monkey to point out the perp in the courtroom.  It would be more believable than the plot so far. >
  
  Is the new night court any good? >
  
  It's rough around the edges, but it's got potential.
  A couple of the characters are really good (Melissa Rauch and John Larroquette), but a couple of them are just awful (the bailiff and prosecutor).
  When it's on, it's on.  I've only seen the first two episodes, but it had a couple of good touching moments, and a few jokes that made me actually laugh out loud.  The problem is that the bad characters get so much screentime, that you just wish they'd go away and get back to the good ones.
  If you loved the original, I'd recommend giving it a shot, but if you're on the fence, or don't really have that nostalgia, then it may be worth just passing it by. >
  
  Does the judge lady get naked? >
  
  Such a glorious mustache. Good to see Wilford and Brimley are back at the zoo. >
  
  Are those their actual names??? >
  
  IDK, but they are to me. >
  
  I like it. It's a missed opportunity if those aren't their names >
  
  How is this the second time this zoo had an animal go missing in a 2 month time span last month was a cat, this month monkeys, what's next an emu? >
  
  And a rare vulture was actually killed though I'll bet they were trying to take it and it fought back. >
  
  Wow of course it's a bird next >
  
  This series of events at the zoo definitely all seem interrelated. Maybe someone trying to sell animals into the exotic animal trade. I hope they are close to catching this guy. >
  
  Definitely exotic animal trade. Why else would all the targeted animals be endangered species? What makes it worse is the fact that it’s likely an inside job, no other way they could get around security and cameras every single time. >
  
  Definitely? Even though no animals were taken during the first 2 incidents? There are other possibilities here, such as someone deliberately trying to sabotage the reputation of the zoo by trying to make it seem like they can't keep their animals contained and safe. I agree that it's an inside job though >
  
  The zoo already has that reputation. They had gorillas escape twice, including one that attacked visitors. >
  
  Thank god!
  Seriously, what’s with all of the missing monkeys lately? >
  
  To seriously answer your question, they’re extremely valuable on the “black market” (exotic animal trade) >
  
  Probably at the banana stand. >
  
  There's always monkeys at the banana stand >
  
  Found them sitting at the Governor and Lt Governor’s desks. >
  
  That would be an improvement. >
  
  Smear shit on paper and you get better bills than gran killer comes up with. >
  
  Wait, then where did I get these two monkeys? >
  
  The timeline is correcting itself! >
  
  
  Police believe all three alleged crimes may be connected, and a $10,000 reward has been offered for any information leading to an arrest and prosecution in those cases.
  Police did not confirm whether they believed the latest incident was related, but said the investigation is ongoing
  
  Why are cops so bad at keeping their story straight even when it is something innocuous? >
  
  They weren't monkeying around. >
  
  I was like "wasn't it 12 monkeys?" until I realized this is an entirely separate event from the other news story involving missing monkeys. It's more missing monkeys than I was prepared for today. >
  
  Dallas Zoo may need to upgrade its security after the last month. >
  
  Thank goodness they managed to locate Ted Cruz and John Cornyn.. >
  
  Silly you Ted Cruz would have been in Mexico not an abounded house >
  
  Wrong!!! He saw a piñata in the back yard on his way to the airport and figured he was already there.. >
  
  We do have some solid taco spots these days so I could see how it could be confusing >
  
  .. and his limo driver put on a sombrero and serape while a mariachi CD was playing >
  
  Maybe it’s pretty hard to drive with a sombrero on… maybe his bodyguard penciled in a mustache to go with his fancy headgear >
  
  Yeah… a Frito Bandito costume >
  
  Jay and Silent Bob definitely took those monkeys