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  or if it's too wide it will just be really floppy and all the toppings will drop out of the side.
  
  If it's floppy then it's a shitty burger and/or bun. A decent meaty burger will hold it's shape.  Also can't bit it? You're not meant to fit it all in your mouth. How do you eat corn on the cob!? That's wider and more straight.
context: Make it long like a hot dog >
  
  So you want a baguette sandwich? >
  
  A burguette. >
  
  Burguette has a nice ring to it.
  Might want to trademark that. >
  
  what debate? >
  
  Indeed