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  r/councilworkers “how many dicks to bridge that?”
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  We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy but because we are HARD.
  -Alternate reality JFK >
  
  Thank you for the amazing laugh. >
  
  Question is what length OP used for measurement, and whether flaccid or HARD. As JFK eloquently implied, if it’s HARD we would likely be able to make it back. >
  
  Sorry chief but I'm not gonna be able to contribute much to this bridge >
  
  We are gonna need every inch we can get son. >
  
  Who said anything about an inch? >
  
  Even half an inch shall have to contribute to this greatest human endeavor. >
  
  Gayest human endeavor ftfy >
  
  They didn’t say they needed your body…. 
  …just the dick ✂️ >
  
  So anyone chopping 4 billion dicks and placing them in a row is not in the gayest human endeavor ever.
  Well you’re right, I have to correct this: any male, not anyone >
  
  What if the women built it though >
  
  So thats what theyre doing in the bathroom >
  
  NEVER in my life have I EVER thought about a bridge of dicks, let alone how many it would take to get to the moon,  thank you for this poignant imagery OP.  You’ve expanded my horizons. >
  
  Now whenever you see a river or 2 buildings far apart you’ll think “I wonder how many dicks to bridge that?” >
  
  Dude, perfect name for this thread.