comment: >
  
  He also wants free coke on every corner too
context: The irony being every time they investigate election fraud it’s Republicans they find who are committing the fraud >
  
  Wasn't it someone in Texas who offered a reward and the only one(s) every claimed ended up being for Republican's cheating? (too lazy this AM to google). >
  
  I believe that was the TX Attorney General the Dishonorable Kenneth Paxton. >
  
  Wrong, It was Texas LT Governor Dan Patrick, though fuck that other guy too >
  
  Well, he should be the first arrest. >
  
  Mikey is already in big trouble, as Dominion is seeking $1.3 billion in damages lol >
  
  And Mike harboured a fugitive from the law who allegedly tampered with voting machines. 
  He knows it happens because he helped facilitate it! >
  
  Why are they reporting what this idiot wants?   Can't we relegate to obscurity those who belong there? >
  
  I wish it worked that way >
  
  What crimes is the unit planning I wonder? >
  
  pillow fights >
  
  Lumpy sacks of garbage foam chunk fights. >
  
  idk, an organized group to commit election crimes seems a bad idea >
  
  Even worse idea to put out a press release advertising it. >
  
  In the electoral system, there are two separate and not equal groups.  The voters who vote in the elections and election deniers who make shit up and prevent voters from voting.  These are their stories. 
  Duh duh >
  
  So a fascist gang? >
  
  “Unelected Official Mike Lindell claims false power to set up an Election Crimes Unit” >
  
  Has he been charged yet? >
  
  he's being sued for defamation by Dominion. the FBI hasn't filed charges but seems to be investigating him also. >
  
  Day 1: Election Crimes Unit Formed
  Day 2: Election Crimes Unit shows up a Mike Lindell's door.
  Mike Lindell: "What took you so long?" >
  
  we didn't get a good night's sleep, thanks to your shitty pillow. >
  
  The uniforms are made out of sheets and they wear slippers. >
  
  To commit election crimes* >
  
  Hey Mike, the calls (to overthrow democracy) are coming from inside the pillow.
  Alternates:
  Can’t wait for this senile MAGA detective to get on the (pillow) case. 
  It’d be the cheapest budget item in congress to fund the unit. If they act now, for less than the cost of mikes pillows, they could be the most effective law enforcement agency, using one tool, a mirror. >
  
  Roasty and toasty. I likey. >
  
  And where is this Unit going to be? The Pentagon? Congress? A crack den? >
  
  He’s right you know an election crimes units needs to exist to investigate republics election crimes starting with Donnie himself >
  
  And who actually gives a shit? He’s a drug addict who is high on lies. He gets his fix from spreading false baseless claims >
  
  Self investigation? >
  
  He gonna round up all the MAGAs that have been caught committing voter and election fraud?
  Guarantee they far outnumber any other cohort. >
  
  Even if they found 100 people committing voter fraud, it's still an insignificant number and a huge waste of money. Voter fraud just doesn't exist. The risks are just not worth the punishment if caught and there is very little to be gained by voting twice. Many of the cases we know about are clerical issues where someone was told they can vote but couldn't.
  If we want to invest money into securing elections, let's look at election fraud instead. Let's fix gerrymandering and take a look at the 4 hour long lines for some precincts while others are 10 minutes.
  Basically, no single person votes twice, but people in power use their influence to make it harder for massive groups of people. >
  
  Well the MAGAs don't actually believe there is an significant voter fraud. They just latched onto it after their Fat Jesus' fragile ego couldn't handle losing (even when he won the electoral college, he cried "fraud!!" because he lost the popular vote).
  They know there is no fraud. That's why they keep claiming to have "massive evidence" but never once turned that evidence over ... They we're given 52 court appearances to do so. >
  
  After the 100th Republican is faced with criminal charges, they’d disband the unit