comment: >
  
  Fine. You babysit him. We'll be back in four days.
context: don't really need "ticketless" in the title. >
  
  "We tried to claim him as carry-on, but he was too big. And at today's prices we're definitely not gonna pay for him as a checked bag >
  
  Riiiight... 
  The problem is that the baby doesn't have a ticket. >
  
  No open windows nearby? >
  
  
  “A couple and an infant with Belgian passports arrived for a flight at Terminal 1 without a ticket for the baby. The couple also arrived late for the flight, once the check-in for the flight was closed. The couple left the infant seat with the baby and ran toward the security checks at Terminal 1 in an attempt to reach the boarding gate for the flight.”
  
  Can you imagine being the infant and finding out about this somehow later on in life? They cared more about catching their flight than the welfare of their baby. Wtf >
  
  Meanwhile as a childfree person. I am told thaf i cannot  criticize parents as i have not faced the struggles they have. >
  
  He needs a ticket already?