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  I'm not comparing to the general population. 
  I'm comparing to those that play flag football and other pickup sports regularly.
  Stop defending him. He is slow. Period.  Compared to some fat dude at their computer, yeah he's fast. But so is a toddler.
context: I'll believe it once the new NFL season starts. >
  
  There’s already a million rumors flying around. It’s highly likely he will return. 
  Vikings might slide in and give Cousins the kick. Raider rumors after the Carr departure. Even rumors of the Niners signing Brady while starting Purdy from time to time. >
  
  It’s not highly likely, it’s possible.
  Brady can still play and teams would still want him, but there isn’t a good reason to think he isn’t retired for good >
  
  I think the divorce from his wife and the fact this season he was not that good were key factors this time especially when his family wanted him to retire last year.. >
  
  He can't be patriots good again because the whole team is why he was good. It took years to build the team he won with, and that can't be recreated. Amazing player, but held up by an amazing cast of team mates.
  He was fooling himself trying to prove to everyone that it was just him being amazing. >
  
  Not to take away from my own team but he came to Tampa and won his first year, should have made the SB last year, and still plays like a top QB in spite of injuries and questionable play calling. >
  
  Him and gronk went to Tampa and won. >
  
  The difference is, if Brady comes to Tampa without Gronk, we were still super bowl contenders immediately with our WRs and front 7. Send Gronk without Brady and we're back to 9-7 and missing the playoffs. 
  Yes, obviously, he needs a good team around him but he did shut up the people that assumed he was only good because of the Patriots' system. >
  
  Winston redemption arc incoming >
  
  Please stop lol >
  
  Next headline
  Tom Brady unretires 1 year after unretiring. >
  
  And loses another model wife >
  
  He would need to find one first. 
  Maybe this time he finds one with a lower net worth than him. >
  
  The AT&T chick? >
  
  You keep Lily away from this no-eating-strawberries pyschopath! >
  
  Yet another reason to not like him, strawberries are freaking delicious! (Unless you are allegic). >
  
  They can still be delicious to people who are allergic. Makes it even worse for them. >
  
  yup, new a girl who was allergic. She would eat a couple and her cheeks would turn red. But shed stop after 1 or 2 because anymore would make things much worse. >
  
  I fucked around eating cashews occasionally despite getting low grade allergy symptoms until the day I ended up covered in itchy hives. >
  
  I knew I had a high grade allergy. Tried a half on my tongue without swallowing. Tongue immediately went numb and started blistering. Knew I was still very allergic after that.
  Ever chewed benadryl? It don't taste nice >
  
  Now I can finally recruit him for my flag football team. >
  
  As long as you don't expect him to move around. He may have records but his legs still work like a newborn foal's >
  
  You are vastly underestimating how much more athletic "slow" NFL players are compared to the general population.