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  Isn't that dope being sued for like a billion dollars for defamation of character against Dominion voting machines?
context: The irony being every time they investigate election fraud it’s Republicans they find who are committing the fraud >
  
  Wasn't it someone in Texas who offered a reward and the only one(s) every claimed ended up being for Republican's cheating? (too lazy this AM to google). >
  
  I believe that was the TX Attorney General the Dishonorable Kenneth Paxton. >
  
  Wrong, It was Texas LT Governor Dan Patrick, though fuck that other guy too >
  
  Well, he should be the first arrest. >
  
  Mikey is already in big trouble, as Dominion is seeking $1.3 billion in damages lol >
  
  And Mike harboured a fugitive from the law who allegedly tampered with voting machines. 
  He knows it happens because he helped facilitate it! >
  
  Why are they reporting what this idiot wants?   Can't we relegate to obscurity those who belong there? >
  
  I wish it worked that way >
  
  What crimes is the unit planning I wonder? >
  
  pillow fights >
  
  Lumpy sacks of garbage foam chunk fights. >
  
  idk, an organized group to commit election crimes seems a bad idea >
  
  Even worse idea to put out a press release advertising it. >
  
  In the electoral system, there are two separate and not equal groups.  The voters who vote in the elections and election deniers who make shit up and prevent voters from voting.  These are their stories. 
  Duh duh >
  
  So a fascist gang? >
  
  “Unelected Official Mike Lindell claims false power to set up an Election Crimes Unit” >
  
  Has he been charged yet? >
  
  he's being sued for defamation by Dominion. the FBI hasn't filed charges but seems to be investigating him also. >
  
  Day 1: Election Crimes Unit Formed
  Day 2: Election Crimes Unit shows up a Mike Lindell's door.
  Mike Lindell: "What took you so long?" >
  
  we didn't get a good night's sleep, thanks to your shitty pillow. >
  
  The uniforms are made out of sheets and they wear slippers. >
  
  To commit election crimes* >
  
  Hey Mike, the calls (to overthrow democracy) are coming from inside the pillow.
  Alternates:
  Can’t wait for this senile MAGA detective to get on the (pillow) case. 
  It’d be the cheapest budget item in congress to fund the unit. If they act now, for less than the cost of mikes pillows, they could be the most effective law enforcement agency, using one tool, a mirror. >
  
  Roasty and toasty. I likey. >
  
  And where is this Unit going to be? The Pentagon? Congress? A crack den? >
  
  He’s right you know an election crimes units needs to exist to investigate republics election crimes starting with Donnie himself >
  
  And who actually gives a shit? He’s a drug addict who is high on lies. He gets his fix from spreading false baseless claims >
  
  Self investigation? >
  
  He gonna round up all the MAGAs that have been caught committing voter and election fraud?
  Guarantee they far outnumber any other cohort. >
  
  Even if they found 100 people committing voter fraud, it's still an insignificant number and a huge waste of money. Voter fraud just doesn't exist. The risks are just not worth the punishment if caught and there is very little to be gained by voting twice. Many of the cases we know about are clerical issues where someone was told they can vote but couldn't.
  If we want to invest money into securing elections, let's look at election fraud instead. Let's fix gerrymandering and take a look at the 4 hour long lines for some precincts while others are 10 minutes.
  Basically, no single person votes twice, but people in power use their influence to make it harder for massive groups of people. >
  
  Well the MAGAs don't actually believe there is an significant voter fraud. They just latched onto it after their Fat Jesus' fragile ego couldn't handle losing (even when he won the electoral college, he cried "fraud!!" because he lost the popular vote).
  They know there is no fraud. That's why they keep claiming to have "massive evidence" but never once turned that evidence over ... They we're given 52 court appearances to do so. >
  
  After the 100th Republican is faced with criminal charges, they’d disband the unit >
  
  He also wants free coke on every corner too >
  
  What a timeline where a guy who sells shitty pillows is considered politically important. >
  
  Why TF does this happy asshole keep getting airtime? >
  
  He needs to stop breathing the pillow-stuffing fumes. >
  
  You may be on to something.
  Are the MyPillows off-gassing lead fumes? >
  
  I assume this is unironically a unit tasked with committing election crimes. >
  
  Criminal wants to set up a police force unit. >
  
  Law & Order E.C.U. >
  
  Why doesn't he just worry about selling pillows. Why TF does he care so much? >
  
  In the criminal justice system, election based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Scottsdale, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Election Crimes Unit. These are their stories. >
  
  BUM BUM… you have to include the sound >
  
  What is he on, crack?….oh… >
  
  I wish he’d just go back to following The Undertaker around >
  
  It's called the FBI, you Stooge. >
  
  Who gives a shit what this guy wants. >
  
  He would be the first charged. >
  
  Why?  This guy should be investigating which side of the pillow is colder. >
  
  These GQP morons are straight projection. >
  
  Please explain why anyone gives a rat's what this man has to say, and why it keeps getting amplified? >
  
  Mike is just an alter ego. He is really Paul Bearer with makeup on during the day >
  
  Is that a unit that is tasked with committing election crimes or...? >
  
  Can someone please tell me why the media is still reporting and amplifying every hair-brained idea that this drug-addled pillow salesman blurts out?
  How is this news? >
  
  But what does he plan to have for lunch tomorrow? 
  That is equally important and is actually likely to occur. Any word on his lunch? >
  
  With every order of My Pillow, you get absolutely free a conspiracy of your very own!! 😃 >
  
  And Republican grift continues..... >
  
  Is he about to make a big announcement, ‘just you wait’ style, and then retreat to his slimy shadows? >
  
  I for one will sleep much better knowing that the “My pillow” guy is protecting the election process. >
  
  To be chaired by the honourable Dog the Bounty Hunter >
  
  The only "crimes" they will investigate is that democrats win elections, which they think should be highly illegal >
  
  How much money does this loser have left? >
  
  This is like having O.J. Simpson lead the LA Cold Case Unit >
  
  How about we don’t give a fuck what a pillow salesman thinks about our government? >
  
  The dumbest timeline >
  
  He can start with getting himself arrested. >
  
  The call is coming from inside the pillow. >
  
  Very easy to imagine a tv show opening theme montage for "Mike Lindell: Election Cop" where he's chasing after bad guys and getting into shootouts with his pillow in hand. The final shot as the song reaches the end is of course a happy full-cast scene at the bar where they're smiling with him and his hardboiled partner sharing a beer, and the pillow is at the table propped up with a little police hat on top and it's own beer in front of it too.
  DU NU NU NAAAAAAA >
  
  This is a future r/LeopardsAteMyFace article >
  
  I guess they have "units" in prison. >
  
  I wonder if any of his pillows have been used in the course of a murder? >
  
  If it’s anything like Desantis’, it should be a spectacular failure >
  
  Haha fuckin clown show >
  
  fuck, can't this guy just go bankrupt already! >
  
  Ok. And he will be on the most wanted list >
  
  Who? >
  
  Well....all election fraud seems to be from the GOP...so, go right ahead. >
  
  Sure, I want universal healthcare, but Mike and I have the same authority to implement what we want. >
  
  Yes draw faces on your pillows and set them up in a circle. Then you can bring all the crimes to your circle of friends. >
  
  What do you think he will say when they start arresting conservatives almost 10 to 1 when it comes to actual election fraud? He will probably hold onto that evidence to... >
  
  So he wants to investigate and prosecute himself? Got it. >
  
  Not politics. >
  
  Wouldn't he be one of the first ones they would arrest? >
  
  It'll be set up by a crack team >
  
  It's just a guy who holds a mirror up to Mike Lindell and says found the election criminal >
  
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  El Chapo wants to set up a Drug Crimes Task Force.  🤪 >
  
  Lol GOP would lose a good chunk of voters >
  
  to conduct election crimes? I thought he already did that >
  
  Who listens to "the pillow guy"?  His opinion ranks very close to the bottom of people I would be willing to trust.  I mean... who really cares what he thinks.  He might as well get a box, stand on it and proclaim "The end is near".  Like in the movie "Life of Brian", people listen to the heretics but everyone knows they are just grandstanding fools. >
  
  And he wants to be king of it and carry a shiny badge like his friend Herschel! >
  
  But why? He seems to be doing very well committing them on his own >
  
  “We’ve investigated our top suspects and found we ourselves, are guilty” >
  
  Another guy that needs to go with Trump to prison when Trump goes? >
  
  So he can be promptly arrested by it?
  Loved his interview on Kimmel. >
  
  Ok he's not in the government so why does it matter? >
  
  Lindell needs to STFU. >
  
  They can start with Mike Lindell!