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  That's right, you're only a zombie if you're hideous.
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  Remember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not "thoughts had in the shower!"
  (For an explanation of what a "showerthought" is, please read this page.)
  Rule-breaking posts may result in bans. >
  
  Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think she was killed. Just in a deep sleep or something. >
  
  Basically in coma, then prince came he knew CPR. >
  
  No, he basically said “hey there’s a girl in a coffin… WAIT YOU’RE PUTTING HER WHERE!?!
  Look, here’s some money, take her to my castle! I can use her as a centerpiece to my…bedroom…
  Listen I got the rights to a mine full of ore and gems, I’ll give you exclusive rights if you take her to my place… DONT DRO- oh good it didn’t brea-OH SHIT SHES ALIVE!” >
  
  Wait, is that how the original story goes? >
  
  Yes. 
  German fairy tales are fucked up.
  I'm German. I know. >
  
  I always trust mad music nerds. They make up at least 3/4 of my friend group >
  
  A zombie isn't just someone who died and came back to life. This is like saying a bagel is a donut just because they're both round with a hole in the middle.