comment: >
  
  But I stabbed up a storm!
context: Ok, we'll let you out again. But if you stab anymore people, I'm going to be VERY angry. Understand? >
  
  Sorry, I was just in a silly goofy mood 😜 >
  
  a little tomfoolery >
  
  A wee bit of hijinx >
  
  She’s a freaking healthcare professional! An LPN who works with the elderly. Oh man, she needs help. Or at the minimum, she needs to be stopped. >
  
  She wipes the area she stabs you with an alcohol wipe first >
  
  That's good! >
  
  But the knife is dipped in potassium benzoate >
  
  That’s bad. >
  
  She gives you a lollipop after though. >
  
  That's good! >
  
  But the lollipop is also laced with potassium benzoate. >
  
  That's bad! >
  
  The lollipop is provided free of charge >
  
  "Now stand back I gotta practice my stabbin.' HA HAA!" >
  
  Roberto, is that you? Ow! >
  
  This here’s a muggin! Hand over your skin! >
  
  You’re outta the game! >
  
  Do you have any better hostages? >
  
  Person known for randomly stabbing people randomly stabs people, to the surprise of nobody >
  
  A wise man once said “choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” >
  
  The jab you love >
  
  gooood jaaaab >
  
  hamburger music >
  
  tipping intensifies >
  
  “Oops, I did it again” >
  
  "Played with that knife" >
  
  Washed it off in the rain >
  
  Oh stabby stabby >
  
  Oops! You, thought i’d reform