comment: >
  
  Who said anything about an inch?
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  We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy but because we are HARD.
  -Alternate reality JFK >
  
  Thank you for the amazing laugh. >
  
  Question is what length OP used for measurement, and whether flaccid or HARD. As JFK eloquently implied, if it’s HARD we would likely be able to make it back. >
  
  Sorry chief but I'm not gonna be able to contribute much to this bridge >
  
  We are gonna need every inch we can get son.