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context: Hey I saw this episode of Community >
  
  Can we eat them while sitting on a table like in Sixteen Candles? >
  
  Pick one reference. >
  
  Sixteen candles 👈🏾 >
  
  "Surveillance video showed that Liddell showed up at Gordon Food Service to pick up the food orders and would leave with them in a district cargo van."  
  So she actually bought them and did something with them. I thought she faked orders and pocketed the money. This is even more bizarre. Who was she feeding? >
  
  Almost certainly sold to some upstanding, law-abiding small business owner, perhaps a restaurant, bar or bodega or something of that nature. >
  
  More than likely owned by a family member >
  
  Whether that be a family or the family. >
  
  This person Chicagos. >
  
  The only way I can think of to use $1.5mil worth of chicken wings is.. 
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  Los Pollos Hermanos >
  
  Have you seen the price of chicken these days? >
  
  It was probably only a 2 lb bag with inflation being what it is >
  
  Stole $1.5 mil in legal tenders >
  
  Kenneth Babyface Edmonds sure loves his chicken wings >
  
  I'm not saying it's right. I'm just saying I understand. >
  
  Have you seen the cost of chicken wings lately? We’ve got the Super Bowl coming up and some hungry guests coming! >
  
  Abed? >
  
  The amount he tried to embezzle versus the size of the Budget was problematic. A 1 or 2% skim he probably could have gotten away with >
  
  Ordering food your cafeteria doesn't even serve is pretty stupid. >
  
  Good luck selling school lunch cafeteria food on the side. 
  Unless she actually ate $1.5 million in bulk order chicken wings >
  
  What does that equal, a couple dozen? >
  
  Nah, that’s eggs >
  
  
  The school district doesn't even serve chicken wings to students because they contain bones, prosecutors said.
  
  That's the thing; If she had run the scam with eggs, butter or flower, staples of a common kitchen she may have avoided scrutiny better, although 1.5M gets you what 5 dozen eggs these days? >
  
  Maybe she started with flour and moved up the ingredients. But the base ingredients just weren't doing it anymore and she needed to try protein. >
  
  Former Hooters cook here. Can confirm, that's a shitload of wings. >
  
  Are we talking causal clog the toilet or need to dig a new outhouse shitload? >
  
  There's most certainly nothing casual about it. Get out the shovels! >
  
  school official waddling away with suspicious 1.5 million dollars of chicken wings shaped belly >
  
  Something about this story doesn’t fly. >
  
  Current prices that's only like 3 dozen wings >
  
  The irony is that the school district doesn't even serve wings to the students because of the bones. >
  
  Emguzzling. >
  
  Nice >
  
  I never seen a man steal so many chicken wings... >
  
  FIGHT! SKATE! >
  
  That's what, One Football season eating at Buffalo Wild Wings? >
  
  As a Buffalonian, please, have some standards. If Wild Wings is your best bet you’d be infinitely better off making them at home. >
  
  I don't do wings. I use thighs. You can get bone in, skin on thighs for $.99 to $1.49 on sale and not throw away almost all of what you paid for. >
  
  It was only 330k worth. I'd like to see an itemized bill to how they arrived at the 1.5 million number
  Edit: I misread article the article
  
  including 11,000 cases of chicken wings for which the district was billed more than $1.5 million >
  
  Inflation, fees, investigation cost, etc, etc. 
  Person deserves jail time and all, but I always find it a bit ridiculous how they just pile on absurd charges one after another.
  The american legal system is a lot like ticketmaster. They like to randomly add whatever fees/costs they can to anyone that gets arrested. >
  
  Its to increase the likelihood of a plea deal and avoid the costs of trial. Not saying its right, but that’s why. >
  
  True, but it doesn't really change much. I come from a family of dirtbags and had to hear and see a lot of their repercussions. Trial or no they stack fees on like I do calories at an all you can eat buffet.
  One example is my cousin. Got caught drunk driving and got a DUI. Tag on an open container charge, a small bottle that "smelled like weed" got him a drug paraphernalia charge, there were 1-2 other things. He plead guilty, got his license suspended, and put on probation.  
  He had something like $4,000 in fines and fees. He actually showed me the paper once. He couldn't drive so he lost his job and couldn't pay the monthly charge to pay it back so he went back to jail for 30 days for "breaking probation". Got another grand in fees tacked on. 
  He was an asshole yes, and he was a drug addict, but regardless the system fucked him at every chance it got.
  I'm certain they do this to create repeat offenders. It's a trap that many many many people can't ever escape from. >
  
  Being poor is an indirect crime as well. It’s kinda mind blowing to me sometimes. Crimes have consequences obviously, but whenever flat fees are involved it’s just punishing being poor >
  
  Didn’t have a leg to stand on >
  
  Yet he ba~~l~~wked at the allegations. >
  
  They'd release him on bail, but he's a flight risk. >
  
  Having been to the grocery store yesterday, that's like what... 15 chicken wings?
  Fuck inflation. >
  
  We're having a bird flu epidemic too, so while the price is already rising for everything, egg and chicken prices have been affected possibly more than anything else. >
  
  Bruh >
  
  Damn. That ain’t no thing… >
  
  
  Prosecutors said it wasn't clear what she did with the chicken wings.
  
  What do you do with 11,000 boxes of chicken wings??? >
  
  Throw an awesome Super Bowl party!! >
  
  I didn't think the pawn shops dealt in poultry >
  
  Nick Adams? >
  
  I wanna know how how former Hawks/Clippers guard “Lemon Pepper” Lou Williams is involved. >
  
  That’s like 20 wings at BW’s! >
  
  Did this happen in Florida? >
  
  Deliver the Special Cargo to the drop-offs. >
  
  In today's valuation or as they were being pilfered? >
  
  I didn't know Stavros Halkias was a school official >
  
  The only amount that qualifies for “absurd quantities of chicken wings” status is less than 6. All others = perfectly reasonable. You heard me: ALL others. >
  
  Was Goin to be a hella Superbowl Party >
  
  Mule Love from Tower of God has gone too far!! >
  
  How do you even carry 500 wings!? >
  
  Someone link this to Dan Wells so he can talk about it on his podcast >
  
  How >
  
  Sold to bars would be my guess. >
  
  why lmao! >
  
  Hey u/mistborn, I have a piping hot food heist here for ya! >
  
  This is why there's a wing shortage. >
  
  What school serves chicken wings tho >
  
  Were they all one flavor? >
  
  Over years or just at once >
  
  "Pssst, want to buy some hot wings?" >
  
  So is that like 12 wings? >
  
  Is this from the southern U.S?,cause if not it should be >
  
  Almost stereotypical.... >
  
  I wonder if it was this guy? /s >
  
  Why do people think chicken wings are nice? Who wants to eat a lump of knuckle, gristle, tendon and a little meat? >
  
  What a fowl crime. >
  
  She would've gotten away with it too, if she had flown the coop sooner. >
  
  All that in about a year and a half. That seems like a shitload of wings, even for a restaurant. She may have been supplying several of them. >
  
  That many wings only one small business comes to mind as a buyer. Harolds >
  
  Oh, huh! I actually heard this on the radio on the bus to school. They mentioned the chicken wings she had gotten had bones in them, so the school would never have served them. I don't remember how that was relevant (and I'm not reading the article right now,  just saw the headline and for ONCE I knew about if before seeing it). >
  
  When did schools start getting chicken wings? >
  
  The story says it never did as they have bones and aren’t allowed to serve them. They picked the orders up in a van and don’t know what they did with them. >
  
  So,like 30Lbs.? >
  
  That’s awesome >
  
  Hahaha Harvey, Illinois. Oops, sorry. Checks and balances…necessary for paper trail of products and money. >
  
  Oh good. r/buffalo was gonna claim him. >
  
  So like a dozen wings?