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Deve tah cheio de merda só dar um supositório pra ele que jaja melhora kkkkkk 😂😂
This man's about to fake his own death to escape prosecution in Brazil. >

Well whats stopping us from prosecuting the dead? >

Just throw the book at the corpse. Not like it can be dodged. >

Ranged attacks on prone targets are done so at disadvantage. I recommend using it as a melee weapon. >

And I highly doubt it has resistance to non-silvered weapons. Goblins are mundane creatures, after all. >

i'm gonna cast raise and kill ya again >

Pretty sure I saw a picture of him eating KFC yesterday so that checks out >

Yea, he’s staying at former UFC fighter Jose Aldo’s house in Florida >

Please let that be a joke.  I'm a fan Jose Aldo. >


Darren Till was born in England, but spent years living, training and fighting in Brazil. He announced his support for Bolsonaro in 2017 well before the election that saw him take office. Paulo Costa is another UFC fighter who has been outspoken with support for Bolsonaro, as have prominent fighters like Anderson Silva, Wanderlei Silva, Rafael dos Anjos, Royce Gracie, and Ronaldo Souza.

I keep seeing more and more MMA fighters aligning themselves with right wing authoritarians. And this is just a few months after Usman, Cejudo, and Gaethje posed for photo ops with a Chechen dictator's special forces. >

Why is this surprising? These people thrive on the macho mentality. Of course they will find authoritarianism appealing >

I think it ties into the belief in a hegemony, and the idea that adhering to performing masculinity will (or at least should) pay dividends, which conflicts with where the left has been going with regards to identity and culture (aka everyone should be accepted, and conforming to traditional binary gender roles should not confer any special privilege). >

Conservatives believe the world is hierarchal and these people believe they are poised to be at the top of that hierarchy and so want to maintain a system where they are superior.
Also brain damage. >

Send him for treatment in Brazil >

We don't want him. Can we dump it in the ocean and call it a day? >

Bro wtf is going on down there - some US January 6th shenanigans? >

Basically but a dude got inside congress, took a shit inside the percolator, other literally lifted an entire door.
And also 2k people are now in jail.
They will use DNA on the shitted percolator tô indentify the poopoo man (i wish this was a joke) >

Some assholes spread shit all over the place when they invaded our capitol too. Haven't heard whether they used it to identify anyone. At least your police arrested people quickly. >

That's actually a rare Brazil W. People are really praising some of our police forces for acting so fast. The ones that refused to help will be or were already incarcerated.
I hope they can use the DNA to find the poopoo man >

That's awfully convenient. >

Yeah, how can someone so gutless have abdominal pain? >

He has a history of stabbing abdominal pains. >

Wonder if his gall bladder, liver or pancreas got messed up in the attack? >

It's the "please don't arrest and extradite me" stomach bug.
Been going around... >

I’m not down with people running away from their countries to avoid a trial or investigation, but I am actually super sick with a stomach bug/cold. Negative for COVID, and it still sucks horribly. >

Had something similar last week could barely keep water down and was only able to by eating an ice cube even 10 minutes or so. Doctors basically told me they couldn't figure it out and gave me a prescription that didn't help at all. Luckily the worst only last 2 days then I was just a little sick for a few more. Hope things are better on your end. >

Yo I got really sick two days before Christmas. I kept getting sick. Couldn't even keep down chicken noodle soup or water. Only ginger ale kind of helped. I didn't have a fever but I felt like HELL. Then it passed away like nothing. It was the weirdest shit >

This is me right now. Been a rough two days >

KFC will do that to you. >

So will a trump tower taco bowl >

You got to pay the girl extra for one of those >

Bolsonero has plenty from his thefts >

He better have insurance. >

You wouldn't ~~hit a guy with glasses~~ extradite a guy with abdominal pain, would ya? >

Gutsy question. >

Maybe from eating the Mar-a-Lago food >

He’s never gonna financially recover from this >

This may be a symptom of Chronic Butthurt. >

Probably failed coup tummy, I hear it's going around. >

Hey, it is the only comment not making jokes about KFC. >

I mean, they recommend that you do not eat greasy foods after suffering from abdominal trauma, so it really could be a complication from that.
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If you had someone with the personality of "Don't you tell ME what to do!" - which authoritarians have - I'd expect them to ignore such medical advice. >

Oof sorry no free healthcare in Florida. >

Didn't he just eat KFC? His gut discovered the secret GMO ingredients of cheap manufactured fast food in the USA USA USA USA:) >

Probably used to dino nuggies... ate the bones... made tummy mad >

*Slowly hides voodoo doll behind my back.* >

Not only a liar and a cheat but a coward to boot. What do you expect from the far right MAGA nuts? >

Why did we let this asshole in the country? >

Because this country has a very weak president who lets the fat right run rampant. >

ha, what do you think trump wouldn't have let him in?  he'd be having hamburders with him.
oh wait...you mean it's cause he's not a wasp? >

he was literally at mar a lardo this weekend. thats probably why he's sick >

Getting tips on how to coup. >

More like getting tips on how to run the clock out on any consequences after a failed coup. >

That's what you get for eating KFC. >

Was looking for this one. >

Why is this guy even allowed in the US?? >

Extradite him ASAP and if he dies on the trip back, so what? This is how we treat other immigrants we don't want. >

Must have been the KFC. >

Holy shit, it's the equivalent of "my tummy aches, I can't go to school today".
This guy is Brazil's Trump alright, going to whatever length necessary to evade accountability. >

He was stabbed in the abdomen while campaigning 4 years ago and has been hospitalized multiple times since then because of blockages and discomfort related to that injury. >

So probably intestinal obstruction secondary to recurrent bowel adhesions. >

If that the same as being full of shit?  Sounds on point for Bolsoboy. >

Someone lace his KFC with laxatives please. >

My dude fucked up and had that KFC 3-piece in Florida. >

He's going to wish he got extradited first once he gets the bill for staying in a hospital in the U.S. >

"I don't want to pay for his healthcare." >

I wonder if he needs to have the poop pumped out of him again. It wouldn’t be the first time. More like, I don’t know, the third or fourth? >

It’s sad that this isn’t the top answer. He is literally full of shit, stemming from his stabbing. >

this mf is hospitalized like every 5 minutes >

Too much KFC will do that to you. >

"Oh my ovaries!" - The Simpsons >

Pain in Ass Has Pain in Gut >

Is this something to do with him having his head so far up his own arse? >

The same day Andrew Tates trying convince people he suddenly caught cancer, ok sure. >

I imagine having your coup fail is a bit of a gut shot. >

Well American food will do that, wasn't he eating in like a KFC or something? >

Check his GI tract for being full of shit >

Well he might have abused of KFC. >

Dudes has just been chilling in Florida with everything happening and now this. Crazy and Florida just go hand in hand. >

Just a ploy to avoid extradition >

Gastro problems I suspect. Yesterday Reddit displayed a pic of him eating at KFC..... >

He’s been on the Trump diet for a few days - that’s hard for any digestive system to handle. >

They have hospitals in Brazil >

Because he’s got trump syndrome; full of shit. >

Food poisoning at Maga Largo? >

I called that one. He’s almost shit himself and then not shit himself to death so many times. Then there are pictures of my dude at KFC. I saw another picture of him at Publix. It’s not like he left without a big ass pub sub. Eating like an American may finally take care of his ass. >

I'm afraid its terminal. Guess we'll have to pull the plug 😧 >

He's pregnant with trump's baby >

That'll happen when you're full of shit. >

Playing the hurt bird to avoid extradition?!! >

All the cocaine he was smuggling in. >

Probably from eating  all that KFC. Been there before >

We need a team of doctors that can look at record of a patient without knowing who they are and, if needed, officially conclude "you're faking it". >

To all you elitists saying, "Well yeah, KFC" it's actually also a Florida KFC - so it's worse. >

That makes me think they spray paint bits of roadkill brown. >

You think they're wasting good huffing paint on food? >

Hmm, I'm pretty sure they can take care of that in Brazil also. GTFO of here. Geez.. >

Is this like heel spurs? >

I just saw a picture of him eating KFC. >

Hope he's got insurance. I'm not pqying for his tummy troubles. Right, GOP? >

Pretty sure he can get treatment for his tummy ache in Brazil >

Last time I saw him, he was eating KFC.  I can relate.  I have a pretty bad reaction when I eat KFC.  Their batter kills my gut.  Wheat doesn't like me. >

He’s out of network. This is going to cost him a fortune. GOT’EM! >

It really hurts to be a fascist >

Faking an illness before a deportation order has been issued makes it a lot more believable. >

I hope it's a kidney stone. >

Is Boebert serving food again? >

What is he, a 5 year old trying to get out of going to school?
Fuck this guy: Give him a bottle of Pepto, throw his fucking ass on a plane, and ship him home. >

Let's hope it's real and he's taken swiftly. >

Jai-Jai’s got a tummy ache, poor boy. Hope it’s pancreatic cancer, POS. >

It's hard to wish ill on people, but this scumbag made it easy. >

Dude ate American food for like 2 days and he’s already dying >

Too many diet cokes and filet O fish this weekend? >

he did that in brazil many times. every time something bad about him comes to light, he runs to a hospital bed and his sons take pity pics >

"Elizabeth, I'm comin' to join you!" >

I don’t see why he isn’t being deported *from the US. He’s a criminal. >

Because the Brazil government hasn't made a request to extradict him. >

Guess it’s just a matter of time. >

Too many cheap burgers at TFG's place? 
That's what you get dining at Mar a Lago >

Gotta be related to that KFC photo >

Bullshit. It’s like when I didn’t want to go to school on Monday because I didn’t do my homework over the weekend. “Mommm I have a stomach ache.” >

Man those are just the anxiety shits. Get over it and face the music. >

It's been a few months...he was due for some new weird health thing anyways. >

Yep they call that on the Colonels revenge. Its linger fickin good. >

Send the toad back to Brazil immediately with some pain killers. Or I hope he’s got his travel insurance paid up at least. >

Didn't he just get photographed eating some KFC the other day? >

How is he even allowed to remain in the U.S…? >

Does he have health insurance? >

He doesn’t stand a chance against American Healthcare. >

lol, he was just photographed balls deep in fried chicken like 3 days ago. >

Just wait until he gets the bill! >

What you expect. He just had KFC instead of Popeyes >

Food poisoning is going to take him, Alexa play despacito >

I hear Brazil has some of the best doctors in this field. >

In the hospital with boo boo belly >

Coincidentally, just when people are looking for answers about why his fanboys decided to raid Brazil's government buildings... >

Oof, has he been assassinated? >

Could this be karma at work? >

Now he's sick in America without insurance. >

Without a valid visa also.  Dude is getting the acceleted American experience. >

Don’t drink the water >

That kfc...runs right through you >

I saw a picture of him eating at KFC on here. So I buy it. >

Yea upset his coup did not work, now looking for sympathy so not deported. >

He's at Celebration Health hospital in the (formerly) Disney town of Celebration. >

Some legend undercooked his KFC on purpose. >

Looks like he picked the wrong time to start eating at KFC. >

The Amazon rainforest giggles at this news. >

It’s called anxiety. Grow a pair and go face your maker >

Well if he had any money in the bank, it's pretty much gone now. Doubt they'll accept his insurance... >

That’s a side effect of being FOS. >

Jesus, this dude is in a hospital every other month. Wonder if he’ll financially recover from the hospital bills here though? >

“I’ve got ‘don’textraditeme-itis!’” >

That's.......weird timing >

He's got a bad feeling in his gut >

Well isn't that convenient >

Didn't he have KFC tthe other day. Explains it... >

We all get a sore tummy, go take 💩 >

Well, last week there was a picture of him eating at KFC. >

This is why I stopped eating KFC >

he tries to prevent being send “home” again 🤬 >

Wasn't he staying at Trumps place? Did he eat from the shrimp buffet??? >

It's the cancer he keeps as a secret since before he was president. The knife stab in 2018 was faked so he could extract the tumour and probably a piece of his guts. But he still got cancer. He even had an oxygen tank beside his bed in the presidential pallace. >

Sounds like a poor tumor has a Bolsonaro growing on it. >

He's just bloated because he's so full of shit >

Uh huh… Hope world renowned gastroenterologist George Santos is his doctor. >

Wasn't he photographed eating KFC in Florida just days ago? Big if true. KFC is never going to financially recover from this. >

Must have been the kfc >

I thought only French politicians used this shitty technique. >

I get a stomach ache when I think about going to prison forever too. >

He probably ate some bad shellfish at Mar-A-Lago. >

Being full of shit can be extremely painful. >

He still can’t stomach the vote huh? >

"Oh no!  I've come down with a sudden and permanent case of dontextraditemeous!" >

Pretty good news for a Monday! >

Why is he here?  Who cares >

Guy didn’t do his homework so now he’s faking a tummy ache to go to the nurse’s office >

Does his vagina hurt too! What a coward… >

If he dies in the US, that's gonna be really bad optics. >

Hey it was God's Will and Jesus' and Baby Jesus too. >

Hope he got that traveler's insurance... >

That is what happens when you suck all of the skin off the KFC chicken >

Too much Popeyes for the unaccustomed bowels. >

Well, he was spotted eating at a KFC. >

that's what you get for eating at McDonalds >

Someone’s got a case of the “Supposed-tas” >

Haha, think you can come here and just start consuming our KFC? >

Did he try one of those hybrid Taco Bell/KFC franchises? They don’t do either well!