>

Those who live in glass houses sure like to throw a lot of stones.
That's it, I'm definitely not voting for Hunter Biden now. >

Okay, but before you decide completely, did you know he has a penis? >

I hear he's packing a baby elephant's trunk down there. Dude's packing a redwood. >

Can of tennis balls hangin' there. >

That's what I said, I said "Good for him." Like I'm happy for him. Well,  it's a terrific opportunity.
Doyawannaknowwhat. There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fuckin' aware of it. >

Give yer balls a tug >

Wasn’t it Trump’s hand selected FBI & DOJ /Attorney General that investigated, cleared & “gave orders” to Twitter to follow its terms of use policy in regards to hunters laptop?
they really are soooo stupid to think this is a thing! >

They know it is not 'a thing'. They only want to score the cheapest points, poking up their rightwing-extremists base. Just to keep that 'fire' alive. And of course the most infamous usual GOP goal to grift millions of dollars of their base. >

Fascism isn’t a political strategy it’s an emotional strategy.
It must have a villain and it’s participants must always always always be disgusted and outraged.
If you stop feeding them a target you become the target so it’s a hell of a game to keep up. >

President Lyndon B. Johnson once said, "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." >

I still struggle to understand what Hunter Biden did aside from take a job and have a messy personal life. What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government? >


What does any of the laptop stuff have to do with government?

Literally nothing. >

I'm confused as to how they're going to actually explain what this has to do with anything. The witnesses they call should just repeatedly ask them this. >

Remember the endless and fruitless investigations into Hillary Clinton? All they were for was to give Republicans a platform and a camera to spout lies for Fox News to broadcast. They don't have to or intend to exllain anything, just lie. That's what Republicans do. >

I mean, at least Clinton was actually someone in government. Hunter Biden is a private citizen who has never held an elected office in the United States. What possible reason does the US House of Representatives have for investigating him? Are they even allowed to investigate a private citizen? I would think that's the DOJ's responsibility. >

Remember when they endlessly attacked Chelsea Clinton for an being awkward teenager? Or Obama's kids?
They don't tend to have qualms about attacking family members for whatever reason. Their only goals are to spread suffering and sow chaos. >

They called Michelle Obama a monkey and a man repeatedly >

Which they continue to do, because man alive are they scared of black women. >

Especially a Black woman in the White House! Can you imagine? >

An extremely SMART black woman in the white house. The trifecta of terror! >

They’re only looking to punish Joe Biden for winning by going after Hunter Biden. 
This is what passes for trying to govern in todays GOP. Useless lot that they are. >

Don’t forget they’re all religious people claiming faith to Jesus and the Bible yet missed the part about The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son. >

Republicans: "But Hunter used his father's name to get high paying jobs/contracts!"
Ignores Trump's kids doing the same thing multiple times - many times while working in the White House which Hunter didn't do. >

Hunter prob did get a job for being a Biden and made millions. Trumps kids getting 100s/billions deals while holding political titles. Also republicans will offer zero policy changes for any of this, they only want to target hunter only and put him in jail without solving any problems >

They also target him to keep superfluous stories in the news cycle to deflect from their own corruption. >

I was just thinking "Hmm, what's going to break soon?" since they only pull this bullshit when they're about to have to face the music for some law they've broken or some person who's about to go down. Is Trump's arrest imminent? >

Love how they ignore all the money trump and kids got from over seas well veing in the white house >

Don't forget literally stealing medical supplies at the height of the pandemic from blue states only to try to sell it back to them after they already had paid for it from their suppliers, all those shell corps that popped up for this very purpose. >

Man, I feel bad for all the people who supported hunter Biden run for office... >

Personally, if I were Hunter, I'd use this opportunity to claim that I do all my secret dealing by painting microscopic messages on my testicles. I then send those images to my staff to distribute accordingly. So, naturally, you'll need to look at every nude photo I have of myself that I have on my phone. Gotta really get in there if you wanna know the dirty deets. >

Which do they love looking at more: dick pics, drug pics or pictures of prostitutes? >

You forgot trans porn, for some reason Republicans look at a lot of trans porn >

I was just thinking of the things that are said to be on the laptop >

They literally have no ideas.  This is just a waste of tax payer money. 
Remember that Trump is the one who kept his Chinese bank accounts open as president. 
Every accusation is an admission. >

That's the thing that irks me. If Hunter was a government official and things looked sketchy, by all means, investigate.  But this is wasted time and taxpayer dollars on investigation of a non-governmental figure because "No U."
It's infuriating. >

The thing is we all know what is going to happen and that in the end it will be a clown show ending with nothing happening.
They will send it to the DoJ and when Garland does nothing they will start to impeach him.  It is about needing a vehicle to make excuses to do other things. >

I feel like the main goal is to discredit Joe Biden and hurt his chances of re-election.  I can only hope that his status as an incumbent insulates him from this. 
Republicans are making a HUGE nothing sandwich, but after 2016, I don't trust the voting population anymore. >

They are looking to impeach him.  They will start with the Afghanistan thing, but they will have to include the Trump agreement as well as post election actions and that will short tail that.   They have to dance around the insurrection and so they will then go to Hunter.  Using that they will also try to attack Zelensky and Ukraine. 
There is no doubt they are supporting Putin and Russia,  but know the US majority are in Ukraine's favor.
We already have seen a start by the republicans to try to tarnish Ukraine and the idea of the war (Condi Rice Opinion in the Washington Post the other day etc.). >

Republicans just want an excuse to have dick pics on their computers. “It’s for the investigation”. >

Gonna investigate this one hard! >

Gaetz has a raging clue >

Boebert calls it "His special little pen". >

Not: 
"Hey, we're going to help fix the economy!"
or
"Hey, let's get to work getting healthcare to more people!"
or
"Let's get to work on the opioid epidemic!"
Nope... fucking this shit. 
WTG GQP. Planning to waste taxpayer dollars and get nothing of importance done. >

They (GOP) were elected on the basis that there was an inflation issue. They offered no solution, just screamed "Inflation!!!" and that was enough for a lot of people to vote for them.
Now, they barely managed to pick a Speaker, they essentially have nothing to say about inflation, and they'll be baying about this stupid story, endlessly.
They are only good at barking from outside government ; as soon as they're in charge and need to govern, it's chaos. Just like the insurrectionists on January 6th found themselves walking around  like zombies in the Capitol, not knowing what the next step was meant to be, the GOP is now in control of the House, and has no idea what to do with it.
The entire right-wing part of America essentially are dogs that caught the car. >

They (GOP) were elected because Florida was allowed to keep their gerrymander while New York's was shot down in the courts. >

Republicans live in a false reality. They truly believe the last 2 years are the lowest point in the US. Despite no facts or reasons supporting those beliefs >

Its the same up in Canada. The Conservatives insist that the country has been in the shitter since 2015 but their evidence is just a bunch of right wing garbage. I'm not a fan of Trudeau but I do like that we're not a joke internationally anymore. The Conservatives without fail cut funding into social programs, global warming measures, and Healthcare, then complain that nothing works. When liberals get back into power and spend money to fix the mess Conservatives complain about spending. >

This is all an attempt to link bad news to Ukraine, because Rs are kompromated.
If they can generate enough Ukraine outrage, maybe daddy vladdy won’t have such a tough time invading a peaceful democracy >

Imagine if Democrats spent all their time going after Ivanka. Republicans are so committed already to the path of being unhinged that they don't realize how low they've gone. >

Remember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office? So it wouldn't even be the same. Unless you use Barron as an example, the Trump family can't be compared to the Biden family at all. >


Remember when Ivanka got certain trademark rights in China when her dad was in office?

Bruh it's worse than that, she had an official position in the government when she got those trademarks. Trump named her an official Adviser to the President and created a new Office of Economic Initiatives and Entrepreneurship in the executive branch for her to "run". She was an official government employee with an office in the West Wing and was getting kickbacks from foreign governments, how she wasn't prosecuted I'll never understand. >

Well that’s simple it’s because the rule of law doesn’t apply to our overlords >

The Hunter Biden saga is all about conservatives wanting to see pictures and videos of his dick. I’m not joking, either. I’m 100% serious. There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest there is anything else of interest on that laptop. None.
There IS evidence that conservatives got their hands on pics and videos from that laptop of Hunter Biden’s massive dong. Fox News ran it in early 2021. It just so happens that those videos ALSO violate Twitter TOS, which is why Twitter didn’t run them. Even Matt Taibbi says IN HIS OWN TWEETS that “there was no government involvement with the laptop story.” >

Of course it's going to be dirty, I would expect nothing less from cheating, fraudulent, seditionist, sex offending, hypocritical, greedy, grasping Republicans >

Lol an entire political party going after a private citizen because they can't get his daddy. Pathetic and weak >

They really do want to admire those dick pics don't they. What else could it be as the sex worked had darker skin and is definitely way too old for most of them.   Going to complain about the coke, let me run to the bar across town and grab some for you. Are they going to complain they he got a job from his dads name then completely ignore the following;


Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter, works as an adviser to the president and makes no salary.


Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump’s husband, works as an assistant and senior adviser to the president. He also takes no salary.


Andrew Giuliani, Giuliani’s son, works as a special assistant to the president and associate director of the office of public liaison. He’s paid $95,000 per year. 


Tyler McGaughey, Barr’s son-in-law, works as an associate in the White House counsel’s office with an annual salary of $125,792.


Mary Daly, Barr’s daughter, works as a senior adviser to the director of the Treasury Department’s financial crimes unit, according to news reports and her LinkedIn profile.


Extra name sources
Of course they also will completely ignore the 2 billion that Jared got from Saudi Arabia. Source
So like always rule for thee not for me from the gop. >

So ridiculous. Why is it so important to them? Just an unrequited grudge? Pansies. >

It's a Biden smear campaign. Just like they smeared Hilary Clinton with Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. They know that if they keep hammering away at it, a lot of people will believe where there's smoke there's fire. >

It truly is this simple.  There is no master plan, just make enough accusations for long enough and it will stick with some voters.
McCarthy even accidentally admitted that this was the plan with Hillary and that it had worked. >

I thought the President’s kids were off limits?
I’m shocked that Rs lies >

That’s just for good boys like don jr >

Democrats don't care.
And every Democrat who shows up to testify at a Congressional hearing in the next two years should start their testimony by pointing out that they bothered to show up. >

Not just that, refuse to answer questions and get into a back and forth with the republicans who refused the subpoenas before.  If you get the republican on the committee off topic by talking about how they were justified, you've already won. >

The fucking nerve to refuse lawful subpoenas then turn around and issue your own. Hillary showed up for a sham subpoena and stared those weenies down for 11 hours without getting flustered, but all these sitting officials can just ignore them. >

What evidence do we have that there even is a laptop?   What is the make, the model, the serial number, or proof that it ever belonged to Hunter Biden?   Is there a picture?   Can anyone describe what it looks like?   Or is Rudy Giuliani holding press conferences in landscaping company parking lots proof enough? >

Three words: chain of evidence. That laptop would be laughed out from any courtroom. It’s only a political prop and should be viewed as such. >

Russia made the "Hunter Laptop" drive and put it into the hands of a mole.  That mole released it and here we are.
So...Hunter lives in California but decides to have his laptop repaired in an unknown computer shop across the country.  
Nothing against the law about this, but of course, everybody knows this is what most people do, they don't take it to the shop down the street, they take it 2000 miles away.
And...takes it to a blind guy that's going to fix it.  Then leaves it there and don't pick it up.
What a story.  Kinda like it's made up. >

Like, I’ve read about the whole laptop situation. And I could not believe that the fuss they were making is because some man basically tried to illegally sell nude videos of Hunter Biden and someone reminded Twitter it would be illegal to host them since it would be under revenge porn laws. They really are that thirsty to see his dick. Like, honestly I hope they do the investigation because it will really highlight the idiocy of this house. But they won’t, and they will probably make up some rumors about how the dems blocked it, and use that to whip their base into a frenzy. >

Republicans will spend 2 years publicly slobbering over Hunter Biden’s dick pics while simultaneously accusing everyone else of being immoral perverts.
Very on-brand. >

The GOP is full on idiotic. 
Drumph literally engaged in nepotism to the time of millions, and BILLIONS when we look at the backroom dealings of shit humans like Ivanka and Kushner.
They're FORBIDDEN to run a charity,  if that doesn't tell ya something than you just do not want to know.
Fuck the GOP. Indict Trump and all those shifty ducks. >

If Hunter Biden didn't want his life scrutinized so hard, he shouldn't have run for public office. Oh, wait... >

Who is a private citizen with no role in the government. And who is already under investigation for tax issues. This is all they have? What’s the point of it? >

While at the same time always yelling about how if Trump or any other republicans can be investigated for the things they actually do while in office then anyone could be! >

Republicans actually think going after private citizens instead of governing will help them.  Theyre a lost cause and a grave danger to America. >

why are Republicans so obsessed with penises? Two people with penesis having sex, Hunter Biden's penis, trans girls with penises. They are always trying to get up in penis business. >

If the America Treason Party is outraged at Hunter Biden for real, and not with sham outrage, then they ought to be outraged at the Trump Crime Family's foreign economic behavior multiplied by two orders of magnitude. >

Our team = good, their team = bad. Not more complicated than that. >

They also don’t realize we don’t give a fuck about Hunter.. throw his cracked out ass in jail for a bit to dry out, I could care less…
Ok, here’s one for ya, who’s more coked out Don Jr or Hunter? >

Hunter is clean now, so for sure jr. >

Yes, exposing someone’s “dirty pics” is a dirty thing to do, but Republicans are dirty people. >

let them tire themselves out with it, it will lead to nothing, and Joe is only gonna look better and do better in the polls as the economy strengthens. >

I think Democrats should seize on every small thing that hints at impropriety and sponsor a bill making that thing illegal.  The Republicans will quickly realize they are more at risk than Dems.  Like, go ahead and make keeping art purchases secret illegal.  Rich people will shut that down.  Obviously none of these things would be voted on, but publicize them. >


Senate Republicans claim that his appointment may have posed a conflict of interest. Last year more than 30 of them called for a prosecutor to be given special counsel authority to carry out an investigation into alleged “tax fraud, money laundering, and foreign-lobbying violations”. But they have have not produced evidence that it influenced US policy or that Joe Biden engaged in wrongdoing.

It doesn’t matter that there’s no evidence. They will drive the clown car until something salacious comes along. I remember when the Clinton scandal started out as an investigation over real estate and then it evolved into what we remember it as today. >

The people who gave us Trumps kids are suddenly concerned about nepotism.  Than can rightly Fuck off.  This is Actually about hurting Biden by going after his only surviving son, ie picking at the death of his oldest. Really dirty shit from the party of Jesus >

Painter is an idiot.  The reason Biden went to Ukraine was that it was a huge ask.  The relationship between Viktor Shokin (the corrupt prosecutor) and the Ukranian president at the timem Poroshenko, was tight for a variety of reasons.  
The fact that Shokin was corrupt was extremely well known.  What he was doing with that money wasn't as well known then, but apparently most of it was being funneled back to Russia, who also had hooks into lots of members of the Ukranian government.  
At the time, the State Department needed the biggest set of brass ones they could find and those happened to be slung in Biden's trousers.  He was literally the only person the allies had who had enough credibility to pull this off, short of Obama himself.  
If we did as painted suggested, and sent the Secretary of State or another high level diplomat, they would not have fired Shokin, and the concern was that  the Ukranian government would have leaned more heavily into Russia to insulate their position.  So we sent Biden and he did the job better than anyone else could in what should have been an absolute crushing foreign policy win for the Obama administration and a feather in Biden's cap.  
Instead the GOP has turned it into a stone around his neck.  What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it. >


What Biden did was GREAT for the US, and the free world, and they are penalizing him for it.

Apparently the GOP is more beholden to Putin than America. >

Because Trump's family took billions from Saudis and the Chinese in plain sight and they lied about getting caught meeting with Russian intelligence they assume Biden's family must have done something in the decades he's been in office. But they refused to hold Trump accountable. Also, as many police died Jan 6th here than CIA contractors died in a Libyan warzone, so the GQP should want dozens of hearings for those officers' deaths. Especially in light of their "back the blue" philosophy.
No Democrat should appear for any subpoena related to Hunter Biden. >

Do they realize that 1) the same standards will be applied to Trumps kids and 2) that every time they bring up Hunter Biden that his online weiner pics just get bigger? Smh >

6 year olds are shooting their school teachers but this is what keeps Republicans up at night?
The GOP is so out of touch with real America... >

Ahh.  Finally focused on the real issues in America…. Wait, I didn’t vote for Hunter. He isn’t even an official in government nor did his dad give him a position. >

If they find anything, they should definitely impeach Hunter Biden. >

It is almost like these guys just do NOT understand that Hunter and Joe are separate people.
Hunter does not and never did work for the government, trying to hold him to the standards of a government employee is just silly.
What is the VERY worse they have credible and admissible evidence of?  Maybe some tax problems? >

I feel like the Republicans will work this for the next two years and Hunter Biden gets indicted for  public indeceny for allowing his nude picture to be distributed on the internet.  Meanwhile it will be revealed Matt Gaetz is running a pedophile ring out of the basement of a Chuckie Cheese and receive a $50 fine for not paying his parking tickets out in front of it. >

This poor man survived a fatal car crash that claimed the lives of his MOTHER and baby sister. His brother died from (arguably) a preventable cancer— not only has he survived trauma, he probably has a fuck of a lot of survivors guilt and ANYONE would be haunted by the tragedy in his life. He’s trying to cope, fuck. Leave him alone. >

It is disheartening that such a large portion of America is that stupid where treasonous republicans win at any level. 
"Think of how dumb the average American is- half of them are dumber than that."
-George Carlin >

You know how dudes sometimes send unsolicited dick pics? Like, you know how that's a thing on the internet? This comment is addressed to you, the digital trench coat artists out there. I know some of you are reading this.
Now's your chance to be heroes, pervs and creeps. Because it turns out that the GOP actually WANTS to see that dong. All their email and physical addresses are public. Ted Cruz desperately wants to peep hog. You know what to do. 
Good luck. We're all counting on you. >

Cruz already has his collection.  Wasn't he tweeting it from his shitter one day? >

How long until a picture of Hunter Biden’s dick makes it in to the congressional record? >

So sick of my tax dollars being wasted on performative republican bullshit. >

Every time a Republican who ignored subpoenas asks a question, the response should be 'This is the question we were going to ask you" And then ask the question. >

Curious what recourse Hunter has against the hacked images & revenge porn attacks against him he might have.
Also waiting for the Dem majority in the Senate to launch equally intrusive investigations in Jared and Ivanka since they were actually working in the White House & the "kids" are now open to investigation. >

Any chance we can focus on healthcare???  Maybe just a little? >

Republicans really want the country to see Hunter’s dong. It’s all they can think about. They are just having a hard time explaining why it is politically relevant.
That’s why they shifted from “OMG Hunters dong!” To “Why is The Left keeping Hunters dong from us??”
Can you imagine if stolen and leaked nudes of Ivanka came out and people went through this much effort to make sure everyone saw them?
Disgusting >

This is so pathetic. Instead of fixing things for the better of the county and the people they are supposed to be serving, these ass clones are going to go on a wild goose chance. >

Every single day Hunter is brought up “Jared Kushner got a billion dollar investment from the Saudis” should be thrown in their face. >

And the Democrats need to respond with Don Jr, Ivanka, and Jared. 
We all want to know more about how Ivanka got those cushy deals with the Chinese while Daddy was President and how Jared got that $2 billion from the Saudis after working with them under Trump. 
With Republicans, every accusation is a confession. >

Remember that they campaigned on how bad crime and inflation were. This focus just shows they had no solutions for any of it, and no interest in fixing it. The only real policy the Republican party is interested in is grievance. >

This is also revenge for democrats having the NERVE to investigate Trump. 
Difference being, Trump was a literal criminal traitor president who violated his oath of office on a consistent basis. >

This will put of anyone who's not a die hard Maga already. 
The rest of us who don't live in that echo chamber understand Hunter Biden is a now recovered addict and addicts do some pretty messed up things he did the work and got clean something Don Jr might want advice on. >

Whelp, there goes Hunter's chances at getting reelected! >

Which saddens me cause I heard he was gonna pick George Santos as his running mate. >

Are they prepared to testify under oath that their pursuit isn't fabricated bullshit? >

Yeah let’s look a Hunter Biden’s computer, a person who is not a government employee but let’s forget about George Santos antics who basically lied in everything he said about his resume, is an active congressman and gave us a fascist salute… 
If you have done what Santos did in corporate America you would be fired in the spot. >

You didn't think the GOP was going to do anything about the inflation and gas prices they ran on, didja? >

So much effort spent on a private citizen, is that the governments job now? >

I don't know a single Democrat that cares about Hunter. He's a troubled guy from a reputable family and all Joe has done is love his child unconditionally. And doesn't Rudy "have" Hunter's laptop? You know, the one with no accurate chain of custody of who has had the laptop since Hunter. >

Is Hunter biden running for or currently in office? >

Biden needs to go on the offensive. Have Hunter do a 60 Minutes interview and admit to the drugs, sex, whatever. He needs to come across as a slimy guy who made a bunch of mistakes but redeemed himself. Set the narrative that he's not a Saint but he's trying. Paint republican attacks as petty and political and do it before the Republicans can establish the story. >

I wonder if the people who voted Republican because muh inflation feel catfished already. >

It's going to be brutal.  I hear he has a penis.  Pence's motherwife is not amused. >

Here’s the key takeaway: it wouldn’t take more than 2 tries to find the speaker on Hunters Laptop. But somehow it took 14+ tries for the GOP to find a speaker >

Explain to me how a non-governmental individual with only a familial connection to the government falls under the purview of the House.
Explain it to me like I’m 12, and haven’t been taught ANYTHING about how government works.
If I was Hunter Biden, I’d show up, flip off every single Republican in Congress, stand up, walk out, and dare them to do anything about it.
He’s not a government employee.  He has never been a government employee.
Unless we’re going to start investigating the entire Trump clan for nepotism, we’re done here. >

GOP McCarthyites rolling in the mud with Hunter Biden on nude pics and drug use (same thing rich GOP second sons do)  is not going to touch President Biden who spearheaded the prosecution in the Ukraine of the pro-Russian oligarchs who hired Hunter Biden in hopes of gaining influence in US.   The Putin allies got jail time instead.  Somebody's Blackhawk is going down but not President Bidens.
Plus it will keep the GOP McCarthyites busy on sex and drugs by rich young things vs. doing bad stuff that affects US. >

What are they going to do, put a guy with an admitted drug problem on the stand and try and rip him apart?  He's said he doesn't remember anything bc he was high.  Thats about all they will get out of him, and they run the small risk Hunter becomes a sympathetic figure.  Nothing, not even the emails, indicate Biden knew anything about any deals which never came to fruition anyway.  The burisma thing falls apart on timeline alone, which is very easy to illustrate.  This won't be the jan 6th hearings, the dems will be on the committees too. >

I can't imagine their voters care about Hunter Biden's dick as much as they do >

Well, bring it on, then. We already knew the next two years will be a total waste from the House. What will be interesting is the indictment of Ole Donny and his enablers, coming soon, hopefully. >

I hope Hunter Biden sues the US government for defamation. >

He doesn't work for the government. We don't give a shit
This is pretty much going to stay inhouse with the GOP. No normal people gives two fucks >

And don’t forget to go after Jared and Ivanka as well. >

Nobody cares about Hunter Biden >

They might cut your social security but at least they’ll spend your tax dollars investigating a laptop. Are we great again? >

Yes. Because that will help with climate change, horrible education, corporate greed, voting rights, hate, inequality and so on. Fuck these people and their attempt to slow progress. >

Hunter should file.multi-million dollar lawsuits against everyone who is "investigating" him and put a fucking stop to it.
All this bullshit does is generate conservative media talking points. Because this is all the GQP has. >

Nobody gives two craps about Hunter Biden. They are actually the only ones obsessed about it. If you have evidence he broke the law, bring charges and move on with your lives. >

Imagine they put this much effort into someone who’s actually a war criminal? >

So… what’s the worst case scenario here? Hunter gets impeached? >

Yet the gqp cult will do nothing about the thief of stolen top secret documents who orchestrated a deadly violent coup, and will appoint insurrectionists to top House committee posts. It already is disgustingly filthy. >

Who cares?  He doesn't hold office, and if he did something illegal he should be held accountable.  Seems like a waste of time, but I guess they got to do their thing. >

Wow they lost 2020, nearly lost 2022, everyone hates them including some of their own, and they’re still doubling down on this? >

How does this fix inflation, crime and immigration? >

The only things Republicans have taught me is that this man is truly well endowed and knows how to party harder than I ever will. Oh and that his dad actually loves him and wants him to get clean. The freaks >

Hunter Biden is not an elected official, or in anyway part of the gov't.  Think they could just do some real fucking work instead.  I'm so tired of every single one of these "people".  Want to spend your time just fucking people over?  Go be a corrections officer.  Otherwise just fick the fuck off already! >

But, but, but, they promised to fix inflation, gas prices and the problem with immigration. >

Fine. I won't vote for Hunter Biden then. >

Ah yes, working for their constituents and making America better by... Investigating Hunter Biden...
When was the last time Hunter worked on the White House?
I hate these people. >

Hunter Biden liked to smoke crack with prostitutes and take pics of his glorious penis.
Trump spawn did way way worse, cost this country god knows how much money and they have little mushroom peckers like daddy. I would bet dick envy is behind all this bullshit anyway
I feel like the leave Britney alone guy
LEAVE HUNTER BIDEN ALONE!!! >

The do-nothing party wants to do more nothing by wasting taxpayer money going after a private citizen who has zero bearing on the White House. >

Nobody has to respond to a congressional subpoena…Republicans already have the insight on that…so years of hyperbole and nothing to present to DOJ… >

Maybe first, they should investigate how Ivanka and Jared made $670M from the West Wing, then $2B from the oppressive regime of Saudi Arabia. >

So, no plan for inflation or 6 year olds shooting teachers? Can't say I'm surprised >

What a waste of time and tax payers money >

My thoughts on Hunter Biden = who gives a fuck.
He got perks cause his dad was a US Senator/VP/ POTUS?
As if nepotism is unique to democrats. >

Well that much is certainly true. >

If he took advantage of his family name how is that different from the Grifting Trumps?
 Joe didn’t get him the jobs. Hunter is not running for office so why the heck should we waste government money on “ investigation “ of his penis pictures?
He had a very messy life as most addicts do. I had an addict in my family and when he was straight he was one of the kindest, most charming guys you could know.
When he wandered to the dark side he was a thief and couldn’t be trusted or relied upon. I cried at my wedding because he was back on drugs and wasn’t there.
He died at age 45 from heroin mixed with fentanyl and I wish he had turned his addiction around like Hunter did.
First they’ll attack Hunters penis and then poor elderly Dr Fauci who did more for the health of our country during his years of service than most .
They will probably dredge up Hillary’s emails hidden at Mar a Lago >

They keep trying to remove Hunter from office. I’m worried. >

"If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither on your side, pound the table."
Kinda seems like lots and lots of “well we have nothing else so let’s just keep running with this”. >

Fuck Republicans.  They’ll rue the day they started  this waste of tax payer money. >

The biggest question about Hunter’s laptop is, why exactly did the Saudis give Jared $2B? >

What's really fucking stupid is that Republican leadership knows that Hunter Biden's massive hog is only a cock of interest to Republicans. The rest of America doesn't give a shit about Hunter's big swinging D and just wants Congress to get shit done. So even though nonsense investigations over Hunter's huge wang are likely to hurt Republicans in swing districts and make the GOP less competitive in the 2024 presidential election, they're still 100% committed to using a congressional committee to sweat hard over Hunter's kong dong because if they don't, they'll be ousted in their next primaries by challengers in their districts who will. >

I love how you emphasized the size every time.  Well done. >

Two years of Hunters Dick pics won’t solve the problems of voters. 
But go ahead, just sets up Dems to win in 24. >

Any distraction to avoid keeping their campaign promises to fix crime immigration and inflation.
They need those issues for the next election after all.  Wouldn’t do to actually do for R’s to actually do some effing work — lazy shitholes! >

Hey Americans. Stand up to this shit, Buncha cowards. >

McCarthyism 2.0 >

I won’t care about Hunter Biden until he’s in charge of the Middle East peace agreement. >

This gives me more reasons not to vote Republican if this is true. They really should find another way to motivate people other than revenge and scarecrow politics. >

He should just NOT testify if called... just like Gym Jordan did. >

Who cares? They are only attacking Hunter Biden because they have nothing to attack Joe Biden with. This would be like instead of focusing on impeachment Clinton in 96-98’ that the Newt Gingrich lead Republicans instead focused on Roger Clinton. I don’t think Republicans realize that every family has a fuck up and the more time they spend on Hunter Biden’s fuck ups, that have nothing to do with politics, the more people will see these hearings as a waste of time. Especially with the substance that was released in previous political hearings like the January 6th committee. >

Just ignore their subpoenas just like they did. What's the DoJ gonna do? Enforce them? >

Help me out here, republicans …
Am I right in thinking that this (chasing someone who doesn’t hold any elected office out of spite and bigotry) passes for ‘policy’ in your party?
Is this the best you can do? >

Nobody cares about Hunter Biden except the fringiest of Republicans. The public does not want government shutdowns, doesn't want opposition to change and progress. Republicans still catering to the loudest and most extreme of their party will drag the whole lot of them down. They will lose the House and even more Senate seats in 4 years. Bet on it. >

Why can't the democratic senate be like... "well shit we'll open up an investigation on Kushner and Ivanka?" >

Geez Republicans are really obsessed with this man's penis. I thought they were against gay people? Maybe that is just self loathing? >

Why show for any subpoenas?  Pull out all the Republican tricks and mock them. >

They just want another excuse to stare longingly at that beautiful hog of his. >

does this mean gloves are off for digging the dirt on republican donators? >

By "dirty" they mean how much lust they show for his dick, right? >

I expect Hunter Biden’s penis to be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution if they can ever vote in their House rules. >

Ah yes, anything to avoid actual governance. Wash, rinse, repeat…I’m old enough to remember when republicans actually could govern…a long, long time ago. >

All the republican chatter of "democrats are coming after you!" is just more projection, as only republicans are investigating private citizens lives now. >

That, and getting between you and your doctor (abortion, trans/gender stuff), teachers (DeSantis college stuff), libraries (widespread book bannings), internet (Louisiana law making you submit your driver’s license to look at porn), and probably a host of other things I’m forgetting. >

I hate to engage in whataboutism but good gawd 'ya,ll  
the trump kids made bank every minute of every day -blatently >

The craziest thing is that Republicans believe this actually gives them moral superiority after what Trump and his children did.  Trump's children actually had government roles.  Hunter Biden doesn't. >

Watch Hunter troll them by showing up and answering their questions. Isn't one of his lawyers representing Kushner too? >

Revenge politics. That helps the economy tremendously! That will bring down gas and grocery prices within three weeks, I'm sure. Interest rates? They'll be back down to at least 2% once the investigation of private citizen Biden starts in earnest. >

I'm a bit more concerned with the House investigating the Jan. 6 committee. Investigate for what? Showing how some Republicans wanted a coup? >

Republicans be like, There’s not enough penis for me to look at on the internet. I want even more penis. Give me hunter bidens penis! >

Translation: “It’s going to get televised on right wing media and ignored everywhere else because it’s such an obvious clown and pony show nobody outside of that bubble cares except to feel embarrassed for this stupid country” >

I actually think this is great for the Democrats. It’s really hard to imagine winning over a bunch of swing voters with kooky shit like this. Dems just need to keep hammering the stuff they’ve accomplished during Biden’s term and they’ll manage to keep the midwestern states plus Georgia. >

It’s all they have in the bag. No substance. >

What a bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡 >

This is going to backfire bigly. >

But what about the president's son's penis?    
I hear it has the GOP intimidated and concerned.    
Won't someone think of the childrens' penises!? >

*yawn >

Just ignore their subpoenas, like trump has done. >

Every time a politician brings up Hunter Biden's penis, their office should  be bombarded with all of Melania 's nudes, which are extreme easy to find on the internet. >

Can someone fill me in on why people care about Hunter Bidens cock so much? That’s all I keep hearing when he’s being brought up, drugs and his dick >

I can't wait to hear how Hunter biden's laptop effects my life right now. I am sure investigating his laptop of porn will help out normal Americans like myself. >

Any diversion to hide the fact that they can’t pass legislation to improve the lives of the American people. So go ahead and we’ll vote you out ASAP >

Gonna be a stupid two years >

Joe Biden should just issue a blanket pardon to him just to prevent the circus entirely. >

Wasting our money on shit that doesn’t matter even if it were ever true when I can barely afford rent and groceries. >

Last time I checked HB isn’t in office >

What's interesting is that none of us give a shit about Hunter Biden except for the right. They're using it to control their base and turn attention away from the shitty stuff they're doing. >

No one cares about Hunter Biden except people who are already firmly in the GQP's grips. >

I don’t care, do you? 
For real though… what a pointless venture and a waste of time. >

Which office did he win? >

I don’t get why doesn’t Hunter Biden sue every congressperson and staff who even mentions him individually in their home state and DC. Sue them for defamation and libel. Sue every right wing producer/personality. I don’t see why it can’t work for Hunter. Is it going stop everyone no. But it’s much different if it’s your money/livelihood on the line. I think it will blunt the effect that Republicans are going for. I don’t get why doesn’t some wealthy democrat fund this. >

GOP - gods of pettiness >

Next they will go after santa clause >

As a private citizen, their purview is much smaller than they imagine. >

No one cares... >

The MAGA crowd is firmly convinced everyone does the same shady shit they grift with. Projection.
I forgot. These same folks attack the opposition party’s family with some really gross and obviously untrue garbage. If they are anything they are filthy and nasty. >

They are so obsessed with Hunter Biden's monster hog. >

Goddamn the GOP is rotten to the core. What do they actually think the endgame of this is going to be? Nevermind,  I know what they want, the evil POS! Hope Joe and his son ignore their subpoenas and yell, "witchhunt! Such my ass!" Moderate GOP and Freedom Caucas can cannibalize each other. >

Remember, the representatives from Louisiana will have to show ID to view any content. >

Your conservatives want to see naked Hunter? >

Chickenshits >

Groomers obsessed with penises >

Ah, I see Republicans are still hellbent on being useless. 🙄 >

They really really want to see those dick pics >

Of course it’s going to be dirty. Did we expect anything else? They’re dirty fucking scumbags. >

I’m so sick of hearing about his stupid son. Oh he got used to shield some Ukrainian company from prosecution. Ok it’s not illegal and if you’re going to be upset about it and make it illegal how will republicans shit head kids get no work jobs >

They have absolutely nothing on him. It'll be Benghazi all over again. I can't wait to watch them waste their time yet again. >

Let's waste my money and everyone else's on some made up nonsense! >

What are they gonna do? Subpoena shit? If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the past two years, congressional committees’ subpoenas have no teeth.