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I would love to see someone like him show up and put up an honest 125. Be hilarious.
Guy should have just shown up to play. >

"I'm going to show up to play in a one piece bathing suit and flippers, or you're going to pay me not to." >

Yeah everyone is coming around… Well I’m not, Doug! This man is destroying golf. I just saw 2 big fat naked bikers in the woods off 17 having sex… How am I supposed to CHIP with that going on?!? 
Damn you people go back to your shanties!