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Haha I remember that one, unfortunately she needs to learn that saying she isn't stupid doesn't actually equate to her not being stupid
Here in Christchurch New Zealand, there is a family who bought a house right next to a military firing range, and regularly complain about loud noises. >

The family just understands the value in suppressors. The rest of the world just isn't ready to realize that they're right. >

If she bought a house near an airport, she would complain about the noise of the airplanes. >

You will love this one.