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I think he’s five foot six in his height boosting shoes, suspect he’s a smidgen over 5 otherwise. 
We’ll never know for sure the last person to measure him fell out of a window.
Like Trump hassling people for decades after they comment on his tiny little child-sized hands. All these "strong men" are super insecure. >

Xi hates being compared to Winnie the Pooh. >

Erdogan flips out when you compare him to Gollum >

Where'd you find this?
I want to believe >

The US should send Putin a karate gi as a gift because of his well known love for martial arts, but make it child sized to fuck with him. >

Him and Hasbullah get into a mortifyingly offensive, yet most entertaining fight >

Hasbullah would have to go easy. >

Pretty sure Hasbullah is pro putin, so maybe he would >

"I took out the ring and showed it to [Putin], and he put it on and he goes, 'I can kill someone with this ring,'" Kraft said in 2013. "I put my hand out and he put it in his pocket, and three KGB guys got around him and walked out."
Here's how Vladimir Putin stole a Super Bowl ring from the Patriots' Robert Kraft >

He likes to ride horses - maybe send him one of those rocking horses little kids ride.  I'd suggest sending a miniature pony but he is also a cruel small man and he'd likely torture the creature just for fun so no live animals for Puty. >

More diplomatic than calling him "Manlet" >

dictator is childish, more at 11 >

Technically. >

He's just upset because he's Lilliputin. >

Sorry, but the truth hurts, comrades. >

I don't think Russia cares about "basic diplomatic protocol and practice.” overmuch, given this incredibly childish insult thrown out by the Russian embassy in Minsk.
I thought the American's remarks were fair and even-handed, far worse could be said about Putin's ridiculous course of action in terms of the war of his choice, his unbelievable contempt for human life is astonishing.
I looked out of idle curiosity; Putin is 5 feet 6 inches tall, a respectable height for anyone who isn't a war criminal and FSB torturer. But if your policies destabilise whole regions while your munitions lay waste to civilian infrastructure and your military had a policy of torture, nothing in this world can prevent you from being a very small person.