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Every time i’m at the end of a dock i think of that green light
But but, he was going to bribe his way through jail he said, with packets of money. I saw the video, no problem going to jail 
he said. >

He’s been spending too much time reading the daily mail, thinking romania is a banana republic. He’s very much fucked if the accusations are true. Bribing is no longer a thing in the country and he’s too poor to influence the outcome otherwise. >

I mean hundreds of millions can still go a long way. I hope it doesn’t, but that is a lot of dollars. >

Do you really think he has that kind of money? He lives in a beat down area of bucharest, and the “security” he has is pretty much stands these days. Costs less then 50£ a month, all new builds have it and anyone can contract them. They are but more “advanced” than porter services. His cars are apparently not all his and either way can be rented. Guy’s far from hundreds of millions. Literarly no one heard of him in romania before this event (except of course kids watching his goofy ass on tiktok). >

A neighbor said the rents in the neighborhood were very expensive (by regional standards) and that the rents in Tates neighborhood were around $1,500 a month. 
You can live pretty fucking large and spend your extra cash on car leases. Tate’s business made around 9 million a year before expenses, which is a lot, but its not “hundreds of millions of dollars net worth”. 
He also isn’t even the sole owner, so that 9 is not only before expenses like employees, supplies, rent, but he has to split that shit with someone else. 
Dude is rich but just a fraction of what he claims. >

I lived in the area. Where he rents is pretty run down. Pipera is one of the most expensive areas there but where he lives is not. Rents easily go above 5k for nice villas but not where his is. 1.5k will get you a 4 bed flat at most. >

Sounds like San Francisco. Been there, done that. Not uber rich. 5k a month rent is 60k a year. You can make a LOT less than a mill a year and still afford that plus some. >


Sounds like San Francisco.

i wish. im paying close to 2k for 280sq ft. 
of course, i live downtown, no longer have to pay $1,000 a month to own, maintain, and fuel a car, and as a result of living downtown pretty much every single one of my other expenses has fallen dramatically so it levels out, previous rent was about $300 less and i am saving a lot more than that by living in a city and being in the middle of it all.
i would wager that andrew tate isn't cost cutting like i am, though lol. >

Because he's totally not a flight risk at all, nope. >

But all the tate incels said that he was just swatted and was out of jail?? >

They'll figure it out eventually.
Oh, who am I kidding. Of course they won't. >

I like how his "33 cars," have become 15, of which he and his brother only own 7. So, he has like 3 1/2 cars.
I know rednecks with that many cars on their lawn. >

When you want to sell a lifestyle let people see your Lamborghinis but don’t tell them they’re rented >

He said publicly he rents his cars no? >

He’s said innumerable times that he owns 33 cars. >

I’ve never heard it before, all I’ve heard was “I rent my cars cause I have so much money that buying it’s not worth it” on some podcast or something. Then again, he’s a dumbass who can’t say what the shit he actually means to save his life. >

He said in his cringe tweet to Greta that he “owns 33 cars” so dude is def claiming to own that many cars. He’s mentioned it quite a few times >

I wish news sites would stop describing him as 'divisive' or 'controversial'. He even calls himself a misogynist. >

Would you prefer bald male guru grifter ?  What about scammer with gullible incel fans? Or sex trafficking scammer? >

Woah you're using bald as an insult, when in fact many gorgeous men (not Tate) are bald. >

Sure, but I'd say most bald guys are bald against their will and can't rock the look as well as Vin Diesel. >


can't rock the look as well as Vin Diesel.

And if Bodybuilder/Hollywood Actor Vin Diesel had your haircut you probably wouldn't rock it as well either >

That hurts because it's believable. >

"If the court rules to uphold the arrest warrant extension on Tuesday prosecutors could request detention for a maximum of 180 days."
6 months. Beta Boy better get used to prison food. >

You know that if he serves time he will monetize his new "creds" with no shame.  His culties will just eat it up and he will do a rap song about his jail time.... he will call himself "gangster" now. >

He's looking at more than a decade in prison in Romania, and even longer in the US if the DoJ decides to go after him too >

Oh no...  anyways... >

"Your honor, you see. I live outside the matrix, you can't detain me for these mortal reasons. Open your eyes, I AM MORPHEUS! I am the Top G! Get into my University for only 99,99 a month and you will get rich and get all the bitches! See these Bugattis? I got them because I'm red pilled".
Unrelated, are there still death penalties in Romania? >

I think that Charter of Fundamental Rights and European Convention on Human Rights (Protocol 6 and 13) prevents member states having the death penalty as a standard punishment, abolished in 1990 in Romania apparently.  Yay, I can go there on holiday. >

Great! I can go too! 
And they have better internet than my country has >

He looks like he’s always shit himself. Real alpha male right there. >

Went back to look at the picture. It does look like he’s thinking, “Is it squidgy back there from my flop sweats or……?” >

Should have recycled his pizza boxes. >

His head looks like a misshapen hairy testicle >

"A wooden spoon dipped in pubes" not my description but it's perfect >

“Technically, I should be absolved of my delivery took over 30 minutes….right?” >

he'll become a martyr for rapists everywhere. >

After all that shit he talked about loving Romania due to it being corrupt and him being rich, I can’t imagine any way this goes south. >

Jail can't come quick enough for this douche >

His defense is gonna be a meme of him as the chad and the judge as the wojak. >

"Yeah I did that shit. But you should let me go because... Reasons." >

A true pair of DIRT BAGS! Fuck them! 🤬 >

I don't think the fact that he literally admitted to committing human trafficking in a video will help his case at all. >

He should be in jail just for that cringey terribly fake British accent. >

Well he sounds like a 5 year old impersonating peppa pig, sounds fake. >

I thought he can just walk out of there like a top g >

All he needs is his daddy to tell him he’s proud of him. That’s the root of all of his bitch ass little problems. He hurts people because he’s angry about not having a good relationship with his father. >

You know... I’m starting to think... maybe he wasn’t SWOTed. >

That’s the most beta headline I’ve read today. Should be more like “Andrew Tate Judo Kicks
Through Prison Walls & Escapes in Cigar-Powered Diesel Bugatti.” >

But… He owns a Bugatti….. >

That’s an alpha male move right there! >

“The matrix! The Matrix is out to get meh!” Lol
Hilarious 😂!!! >

The guy needs a hair transplant >

Come on guys stop being so mean to him, he has serious mommy issues and CTE from being kicked in the head so often. >

If you don’t like him…but you follow everything he does, you’re still a fan.  A quote from the philosopher Nate Diaz
Edit: I’m guessing there are a lot of secret fans out here…whether you admit it or not…you’re still a fan >


A quote from the philosopher Nate Diaz

You guys really gotta stop taking philosophical cues from dudes who get punched in the head for a living.
Not every celebrity is a secret genius. >

After all that shit he talked about loving Romania due to it being corrupt and him being rich, I can’t imagine any way this goes south. >

Aaaaaand bragged about the "lax rape laws" ✔ >

Makes me wonder if his defense is going to just be "I didn't know I couldn't do that here." >

Pretty sure his primary defense is how many Bugattis he owns. >

zero now >

I don't think the fact that he literally admitted to committing human trafficking in a video will help his case at all. >

or on his website, where he talks about how he gets girls into his webcam business. >

But but, he was going to bribe his way through jail he said, with packets of money. I saw the video, no problem going to jail 
he said. >

It’s one thing to bribe the traffic cop to get out of a speeding ticket (which I think might still happen), and completely another to get out of human trafficking charges.
Also, Romania is very self aware about its international image, as it wants to join the west and become a full member of the EU. I highly doubt that they would let a high profile case like this disappear. 
My prediction is that they’re probably going to throw the book at him if these charges are true.
Edit: to clarify I was referring to Shengen. And Romania still doesn’t use the euro. >

Yeah a lot of Americans still have this 1960’s era view of Romania. Honestly they have about the same frozen in time viewpoint on most countries even though it’s wrong. >

Hey! Let's make broad statements about how dumb Americans are! Nobody ever does that! >

I mean, we did elect the orange one. Average intelligence here is not high. >

Not everybody voted for the treasonous Dorito. >

Roughly half of those who did vote, voted for the cheeto. The whole country isn’t stupid, but at least half is pretty effing dumb. >

I mean America is not the only country that votes in bad leaders. So half the country can be called dumb in a lot of countries. >

I like how his "33 cars," have become 15, of which he and his brother only own 7. So, he has like 3 1/2 cars.
I know rednecks with that many cars on their lawn. >

When you want to sell a lifestyle let people see your Lamborghinis but don’t tell them they’re rented >

Exotic car rental business owner here: This is something so few people tend to get. It is rampant especially here in LA. I will sometimes look up my clients to see them make videos with my cars as though they are their own, pitching either lifestyle courses or making cringe “gold digger” videos staged with girls they paid to be there. It’s all cringe. >

This is why more people should read books. The Story the Great Gatsby is about how chasing an image will only lead to ruin. Jay Gatsby had all these lavish parties to sell an image and it was all a sham. But it never really mattered, because in the end only one person was at his funeral. >

Let's give Gatsby some credit, though. He did actually possess the wealth for the parties, and he was the only person in the book other than the narrator with a shred of decency. Unlike this pile of slugs in a poorly fitting human suit.