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*again
"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said." >

Canal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around >

No that one is without the C >

No, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control >

This guy Reddit’s on the john. >

his wife's name is John? >

Maybe it's a last name like Olivia Newton >

His wife's name is John Olivia Newton? >

Sure >

Sounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage. >

Top comments tend to be title reactionary because most people do not read into anything. At least they get karma! >

karma is such a misnomer on here. >

It really is! It's more like golf where a higher score isn't better >

Between this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves. >



Ship stuck at the Suez Canal ✅


A high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅


A defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅


Yep, sounds familiar alright. >


Suez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅

From the article:

Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said. >

Great, you just ruined the next 26 comments I had planned. >

Wonderful. Too early for a pun chain. >

Clearly not, unless we channel harder. >

haha I love that we are on the same boat >

Looks like this ship has already sailed. >

Sailing on a ship of fools 🎶 >

It got up and left, why is everyone confused? >

Nobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957). >

The vessel didn't get stuck or wedged into anything, it just had a technical failure and needed towing. This isn't a similar issue to the one back in 2020.