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If the voters don't care about his lies, oppo research doesn't help.
Bob Dylan lost to Santos? >

A lot of people don't know this but Santos wrote most of Bob Dylan's songs >

It was actually his idea for Dylan to go electric >

Santos is why Dylan went all cheesy! Fucking telecaster. >

It was Santos who introduced the Beatles to Mary Jane. >

What do you do?  Be sure to fire anyone who worked for your previous campaign because they apparently can’t do any decent oppo research work