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If I could do that move, I would never sleep alone.
Who cares about Harry? I don’t know anyone who does, that’s for sure. >

People love to rubberneck at car crashes… >

He hasn't had anyone killed, gone to any pedo islands, or encouraged any genocide. 
As far as royals go he's boring. Idk why people even talk about him. >

Didn't he say he killed 25 people in his book? >

Exactly. How stupid to be like we're leaving the royal family so we can get out of the pubic eye and live how we want. But now we want to make series and go on every show possible and write books about our lives :/ >

Hate that pubic eye. A very hairy place. >

Prince Harry is a loser >

Nuh-uh. He's a stallion to be rode!! >

Yeah, sure. Horse mouthed inbred stallion