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Lmfao! A calloused penis, you'd need a penis pumice stone...gotta play through the pain I guess.
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I once held the record for newest penis on earth. It has since been broken (the record ). >

Me too as I was born at a very young age >

Wow. Heard it in his voice. Cringing internally. 
That man is certainly one of the public speakers in the world. >

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.    
But the librarian made me take it out again. >

Might want to get that checked out >

I'm already at the eight item limit. >

What about the world record of penis that pleased the most women >

Sounds like you would have calluses and STDs