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If I had the world's blackest penis, I would make so much money by using it to draw in light from around it and performing visual illusions with my impossibly black dick that absorbs visible light waves.
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I once held the record for newest penis on earth. It has since been broken (the record ). >

Me too as I was born at a very young age >

Wow. Heard it in his voice. Cringing internally. 
That man is certainly one of the public speakers in the world. >

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.    
But the librarian made me take it out again. >

Might want to get that checked out >

I'm already at the eight item limit. >

What about the world record of penis that pleased the most women >

Sounds like you would have calluses and STDs >

Lmfao! A calloused penis, you'd need a penis pumice stone...gotta play through the pain I guess. >

A few weeks ago I was told the entire urology department knows about my penis. I'm slowly getting there. >

your penis already got there my friend >

I don't think 9 urologists in a research hospital counts as a world record. >

It’s never good when the specialist start getting excited about your medical condition.
I’ve been in that position, it was not fun. >

"Had the most sex without getting an STD" sounds like a good record to have for someone out there. >

The world's blackest penis or vulva might be OK.  It might be difficult to find the target with the world's blackest vagina and taint.