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The place it was found was probably an 16 hour drive from the nearest international airport.
Imagine being the person to find this and later discover it was a fucking cow in a jumpsuit. I'd question everything at that point. >

The cow didn’t want to go bowling >

I think this brings up more questions >

When you're out for weeks just herding cows all day things get lonely, ok? >

So what you are saying it's possible that was centaur >

bet you some PETA like organisation comes out and are like "we did it to prove you only care about dead animals when they're human"