>

His wife's name is John Olivia Newton?
"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said." >

Canal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around >

No that one is without the C >

No, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control >

This guy Reddit’s on the john. >

his wife's name is John? >

Maybe it's a last name like Olivia Newton