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Please let that be a joke.  I'm a fan Jose Aldo.
This man's about to fake his own death to escape prosecution in Brazil. >

Well whats stopping us from prosecuting the dead? >

Just throw the book at the corpse. Not like it can be dodged. >

Ranged attacks on prone targets are done so at disadvantage. I recommend using it as a melee weapon. >

And I highly doubt it has resistance to non-silvered weapons. Goblins are mundane creatures, after all. >

i'm gonna cast raise and kill ya again >

Pretty sure I saw a picture of him eating KFC yesterday so that checks out >

Yea, he’s staying at former UFC fighter Jose Aldo’s house in Florida