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Sounds like my type
Imagine being the person to find this and later discover it was a fucking cow in a jumpsuit. I'd question everything at that point. >

The cow didn’t want to go bowling >

I think this brings up more questions >

When you're out for weeks just herding cows all day things get lonely, ok? >

So what you are saying it's possible that was centaur >

bet you some PETA like organisation comes out and are like "we did it to prove you only care about dead animals when they're human" >

The place it was found was probably an 16 hour drive from the nearest international airport. >

I’m failing to see the correlation between that and the comment you replied to >

If this was something like PETA they would be doing it some place a lot closer to a city than out in the Pilbara. >

Butters, you smell like bacon >

Sometimes dead’s bettah… >

It wasn't until they found the yogurt that they knew. >

To be fair, they did say “suspected” remains. >

Sounds like my ex. >

Your ex is a carcass? >

Yes. A cow carcass. In a tracksuit jumper.