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Huge financial blow to the distributors? I think they're vastly overestimating the costs for them to produce this stuff.
Man I never find anything cool. >

I found a bit of driftwood that looked like a duck once. Almost as good as a mountain of coke. >

How much are you selling the driftwood for? Do you have an Etsy store? >

$500,000,000 or best offer. >

How about a mountain of coke?
Edit: nvm I lost mine somewhere 😔 >

Best I can do is a falafel >

Somebody's whole family is getting skinned for this one. >

Yeah like generations of them… >

The drug lords were probably angry at the time, but once they calm down they will realise everyone makes mistakes and it will be a funny story they tell each other. 

Hey Jimmy, congrats on the new baby. How are you feeling about it?

I come home and see it and still can't believe it's real sometimes, scared shitless about being a father.

Just don't panic and toss it overboard when you see a flashing light! HAHAHA

Ohh fuck you man, I said I was sorry, It's been weeks! How long are you gonna keep bringing up that $550million cocaine story? I still feel bad about that.

Haha it's cool man. We can always get more cocaine. >

Followed immediately after by Jimmy and his entire family being skinned alive. >

he waited for him to have a family to skin. Cold. >

Fun fact I learned earlier today
Being skinned alive you can die from hypothermia because the skin supplies the warm >

Thank you for spreading the knowledge, it may save a life someday! >

…I don’t think that’s the right message to take away here… >

Tell that to the future heros of our generation, blessed with the knowledge of reddit to fight these motherfuckers (i don‘t really know what we‘re up against tbh) >

Wow its going to be a quiet week in Australia. >

Pfft! Cocaine is pissweak in Australia as it is so she'll be quiet regardless:
Coke light: drug tests show 40% of 'cocaine' had no cocaine >

Having lived in Australia. Weakest coke ever. Like shit, maybe 20% pure.. 
The Mandy on the other hand was always banging >

....... Mandy? Is that like another name for Molly or something? (MDMA) >

Yes ;) >

I look forward to the "Tiger Shark on Cocaine" film. >

Cocaine sharknado >

Moby Addick    
The great white nosed whale. >

Voiced by Andy dick >

Hopefully the shark eats him. Imagine the belly ache from his toxic flesh.. >

Shark would be fucked up for weeks. >

Shark eats him in California and wakes up in South Africa 3 weeks later with a pounding headache and a truck tire around his neck. >

Looks like the next Hang Over script is writing itself :D >

We're on it. My press agent is sleeping in his bed he had a cookie after he went pee, he's exhausted call him tomorrow. >

In other news, Jalisco New Generation are looking for a new shipping manager after the previous person to hold the position fell out of a ground floor window, breaking their neck. >

Seems more like a skinned alive sort of a thing. >

while funky town - 2023 remix is playing in the background >

The sheer cruelty of some humans. Never watched it, just read brief descriptions. >

I mean they are skinning a dude's face while hes still alive & they got him juiced up on adrenaline to keep him awake while hes being skinned. I vaguely remember maybe him having his arms and feet chopped off.
I would rather just shoot myself in the head then get caught by the cartel's torture boiz. >

Seriously, cartel torture boys are no fucking joke. >

Where? The Pacific Ocean is so big! Where would that be? >

The great Pacific coke patch >

That’s where crackheads dream of going when they die >

Somebody effed up bad, and their family is gone >

That or this was a drop meant for a submarine >

A Narco Submarine was my first thought, but then I saw where in the Pacific it was. Do the South-East Asian cartels also use Submarines? >

It was my impression that they only had low range subs >


"We believe there was enough cocaine to service the Australian market for about one year, and was enough cocaine to service the New Zealand market for 30 years."

I believe they probably underestimated  cocaine demand and  use. >

Cocaine isn’t that big in NZ. We are mainly weed, MDMA and P (meth) users. >

It would pick up massively if it wasnt 350+ for a gram and the quality was better >

How do you know this? >

It’s an educated assumption based on experience. People are going a bit off mdma, people get a bit over the brutal come downs and the jaw swinging. The most popular drugs in the 27+ crowd is slowly shifting towards coke, ketamine and your hallucinogens like acid and mushrooms. P is too hard a drug for most party goers. Coke would explode here if it was closer to the 100 dollar mark. If green guccis were still around well that is a different story those pills were incredible >

What’s a Green Gucci? >

The best ecstasy pill to hit nz shores for decades, a green rectangular pill with a Gucci insignia printed on it. Rumour has it they came straight from Amsterdam haha >

I get wanting to party and let loose from time to time but the Netherlands has severe issues with drug trade. Recently an attorney got murdered, bystanders getting killed in drugs related violence and the countryside is getting poisoned from waste products of ecstacy production. I've stopped doing drugs due to the havoc it causes. Luckily the trade seems to be switching to Antwerp somewhat. >

If they legalized, regulated, taxed, and labled ALL drugs, this wouldn't happen anymore. 
Prohibition makes matters much worse for everyone. (except the cartels and drug gangs)
With proper precursor chemicals and a professional lab, there would be no need to illegally dump chemicals. Regulation of the industry is of paramount importance. 
Legalize human freedom, already. >

Why couldn't I get this lucky when sailing around. >

Tf you gonna do with 3.2 tones of cocaine? Lmao >

Lots of coke lol.
Honestly, I'd just use it. Sure, you'd die fairly quickly, but that'd be one hell of a final year. >

Well at 3.2 tons you’d need to consume about 8.7 kilos a day. Which is about 2000 times the lethal dose for most people >

I'd leave a will. >

"To my brother, I leave my comically large pile of cocaine, I mean, laundry detergent I keep in the garage"