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"Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up!"
- Gulf of Mexico
Did you manage to pull all 2.75 tons aboard, sarge? >

Yes yes the 2 tons made it to port. >

Despite all those pesky ship rats, we got all remaining 1.75 tons to the drug vault. >

Drug Vault inventory entry: 1 ton - cocaine >

The New Zealand Police...
"3 tons?...we're amazed that 1 ton was pulled out...who would have thought 250 kilos was floating in the ocean...we need to put that 20 grams in evidence immediately!" >

Colombian Dolphin Cartel? >

You've heard of Cocaine Bear now get ready for Cocaine Shark!