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✅ Liar
✅ Grifter
✅ Secretly gay
✅ Sexual harasser
Checking every Republican box in record time!🏁
This guy has stumbled onto the Trump method of being in the news literally every single day >

He showed up right when much of the country is increasingly sick of this shit. >

except that he won his election and is now in the House. we have seen no sign of a "bridge too far" from the GOP. if he keeps getting away with it, he may just be the logical next phase of Trumpism. >

Maybe he needs to talk about the drug orgies.  That seemed to work in getting the GQP to drop Cawthorne >

And Lindsey's ladybugs... >

I had almost wiped that reference from my memory, you sonuvabitch. >

Omg i missed that, i had to look it up. >

Is it dangerous knowledge? >

Prepare to be revolted. Look up at your own risk. >


Mr. Myers said in the letter that he was alone with Mr. Santos in his office on Jan. 25 when the congressman asked him whether he had a profile on Grindr, a popular gay dating app. Then, he said, Mr. Santos invited him to karaoke and touched his groin, assuring him that his husband was out of town.

Guess we find out just how bad McCarthy wants that house seat >

McCarthy will go lower >

McCarthy will always go lower. >

🎶 He hit the floor, Next thing you know. McCarthy got low low low low low low low low..🎶 >

Santos bottom jeans, boots with the Führer >

God, that's brilliant.
That needs to be an actual parody song now >

Weird Al vibes happening here >

Exactly!
I can recite Weird Al lyrics to quite a few pop songs more than the actual hits themselves! >

How dare you accuse an astronaut, elf, and professor of patent law of such things? He didn't die on the shores of Tripoli to be slandered! An 11 time US Open (combined golf and tennis) champion deserves better! >

And in fact he was hosting a charity event to raise $10 million for sexual harassment victims when this supposed incident happened. >

He ended up using the money to generously donate to his own victims. >

This is your party now, Republicans. >

And it’s just the way they like it. They can get away with literally anything because the bar has been lowered so far. >

Yup.  It's politics for the fake wrestling crowd.  The people who miss chanting "Jerry! Jerry!" at their tv sets. >

At this point I’m surprised Springer has not ran for office with the GOP. >

Apparently he's a Democrat plus he had a political career as the mayor of Cincinnati >

Jerry Springer was the Mayor of Cincinnati at some point? He then had to step down for paying a prostitute from his Jerry Springer checkbook? 
I...I don't even know what to think about this reality anymore. >

You should know that Rob Ford, former mayor of Toronto, was a raging crack head.  His brother was a hash dealer and is premier of Ontario.  And Marion Berry the former mayor of Chicago was caught doing coke with prostitutes.  It’s vices all the way down.  Some just aren’t caught. >

Berry was the mayor of DC, not Chicago. We have a lot of messed up stuff here in Chicago but that was too saucy for us. Just say’n is all. >

He just got there and he’s GOP’ing at a 3rd term level. >

Quick we can’t let him be a senator. His bullshit will reach critical mass and we won’t be able to stop him >

Hell will freeze over before New York elects this clown as a Senator, both seats are solid blue by double digit margins. >

Never underestimate their ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. >

nah, California is more likely to turn Republican than us here in NY. >

Are we sure this is true? Wasn’t he flying that F-22 shooting down the balloon when this happened? >

Actually he was flying that plane, but this happened last month while he was busy teaching Batman new martial arts techniques and designing rockets for NASA.  Did I mention he was also traveling back in time and writing the Declaration of Independence? >

Already? How stupid IS this guy? He is under investigation for many, many, things and he does something like this in his first few weeks in office? How quickly the Democrats would have removed him from office if he happened to be in the other party? He'd be out already! >

I promise you, he feels invincible right now. >

He hasn’t even begun to peak! >

and he said to me, "Sir, throw that," and I'm gonna say it, and the Fake News won't like it very much, but he said to me, he said, "throw that fuckin radio into the tub with me, Sir," it's true.  and there were maybe some problems, but then we would've never had problems if it wasn't for the Radical Left.  don't forget, I came in, "I hate to tell you this Sir, but we have no Military," I said what happened, "it's Obama, Sir, he gave it all away to Czechoslovakia", I said isn't that nice, here we are doing things so incredibly good under Trump but then the Radical Left wants to take it all away.  ok, don't forget, if I didn't fire Comey then we would've never even had a chance, ok, you're welcome, remember you can thank me any time, it's not a problem, and they say I'm too nice. >

"ChatGPT, make a statement that sounds like Donald Trump." >

I had to apologise to ChatGPT in advance for asking it to do this:

“Look, nobody has done more for the African American community than me. I've created so many jobs, and the unemployment numbers are at historic lows. I'm a stable genius, believe me. I built a great company and I'm doing the same for this country. And let me tell you, we're going to have the best trade deals, the best healthcare, the best everything. Nobody has ever seen anything like it, believe me.” >

Lol I had to try, too:

"Folks, let me tell you, the world of quantum physics, it's unbelievable, it's huge, it's the biggest, no one knows more about it than me, believe me. The numbers, they're astronomical, it's all about making America great again, and let me tell you, we're gonna be the best in quantum, it's going to be tremendous, trust me." >

So great. >

The best great there ever was. >

I'm am starting to believe he was grown in a lab to be the perfect Republican. >

Negative.  The lab underneath the CATO institute is busy churning out future Supreme Court justices with a gavel for one hand and a gun for another. >

But then where do they keep the bible? >

Hobby Lobby sells an aftermarket shoulder mounted relic launcher.  It can fire up to 800 looted Iraqi cultural treasures per minute. >

We are entering complete psychopath territory now. Wait until the GOP finds out that it's not a girl. They will be so disappointed. >

Well, he ran as openly gay. So, it being a guy wouldn't be totally out of the blue to them. >

Wouldn't be surprised if he was lying about that too. How else will he get invited to the congressional slumber parties >

Well, we do know he was married to a woman less than a year before beginning his campaign. So, who the fuck knows? >

That was so he could get citizenship laughably enough. >

And this guy is a republican… >

“Do as I say, not as I do” >

It takes a bold and or stupid man to sexually harass someone in your office, while actively being investigated for dozens of other crimes. >

No, just an American republican. Headline noise drowns everything until nothing matters. This guy's got nothing to worry about with how GOP he is proving to be. >

He's a perfect fit for the GOP - he's a giant distraction for the media, so while everyone is busy talking about the latest George Santos bullshit, McCarthy and the rest of the clowns can do awful shit to the country relatively unnoticed. >

Agreed. The House GOP is one big magic show and we need to pay attention to what the other hand is doing. At the end of the day, Santos is just another automatic vote for the MAGA agenda and isn’t worth the attention. He didn’t get to where he is to do the right thing. >

This is off topic, but has he aged significantly in the past few weeks or are they using increasingly unflattering photos? >

The first thing I noticed coming into this thread was that the photo was off center. You have Mr. Pants On Fire way off to the left and somebody I'm not familiar with has half of their head on the other side of the picture.
And then secondly, I also realized Fire Pants looked more shitty than usual. >

Between this guy and Matt Gaetz and the other GOP crazies idk how anyone can call themselves a Republican nowadays. >

Hey now Matt Gaetz might look like joker and nobody's perfect but at least he always slows down for school zones >

[golf clap] >

15 minutes is up.
Someone get rid of this lying scum. >

He almost made it to the official GQP coke parties. They learned their lesson from the cousinfucker though. >

Republican Speed Run. >

After all the news that has come out about this guy, honestly this is the least surprising headline to read about him >

That didn't take long... >

Exactly what I was thinking. >

The next step is democrats running as republicans. It’d be super easy to just cosplay as a complete piece of shit at this point and get elected. Lie about everything. AI generated Trump endorsements. Insane campaign promises. Be pro-genocide. Complete fiction. You could then vote in line with democrats all the time and just start screeching “fake news” if anyone asks you about it. Double down. Triple down. Deny and lie. Get a friend to accuse you of sexual assault every once in a while and make sure to break as many laws as possible while stuffing your pockets full of bribes to stay visibly republican. Vote like Che Guevara. A lot of actual helpful policy could get passed.
The system needs to be broken to bring back accountability. Republicans want to destroy reality? Want a completely gullible constituency? That’s ripe for exploitation. Grifters making a shitty buck is a waste of this gift. >

In the UK any one of the things he has been accused of would be enough for him to be forced to resign... Because the political parties would not want to be associated with it. Why do the GOP want to be associated with it? They're the party of "power at all costs" and that's how we ended up with Trump, a broken supreme court, and now this conman in Congress. >

There is no shame for GOP. The bar is so low even James Cameron can't get it. >

James Cameron doesn't go deeper in search of bars than any other person for James Cameron... >

What took him so long? >

I don’t think he’s ever been caught telling the truth. >

Everytime something comes out I say to myself "surely this will be the straw that breaks the camels back" and then there's another thing >

If this is true, I am completely unsurprised. >

Sounds like American Presidential Material >

The Republican Party is cartoonishly corrupt >

Poor guy just can’t catch a break!
/s >

Dude was sworn in last month. He’s really wasted no time. >

The George Santos Bingo Card is 80 feet high and 80 feet wide. 
The same size as the toxic dildo he must have stuck in his ass. >

It won't matter. Nothing matters anymore. We're through the looking glass here, people. >

I’m expecting that eventually it will be revealed that George Santos was banned for life from Sephora for making excessive returns. >

The best part is that even when this is denied (validly or otherwise) by Santos his track record with the truth should automatically make anything he says suspect at best, an outright lie at worst. 
I say “should” because of the party of “I can’t hear you because my fingers are in my ears but if you don’t do what I want I’ll pss & sht all over the room” >

This dude is a gleaming example of todays perfect republican candidate. >

yeah... Santos is obviously a dumpster-fire of a person, but the alleged victim doesn't seem super credible. >

There is no way this will go anywhere, regardless of the facts. Myers releasing secretly recorded audio of Santos before this complaint came to light will taint any investigation and the House Ethics Committee will side with Santos and claim Myers is trying to set him up >

I mean . . . he did try to set him up with the abuse of volunteer labor ploy. 
I find it disingenuous that the secret recording was released prior to his discharge, when he knew he was going to run with the volunteer angle. >

Everything about this whole situation is suspicious
Myers seems to be a terrible journalist who is dogged by accusations of unethical and dishonest behaviour, he claims to be good buddies with Vish Burra, the convicted drug dealer and MAGA swamp monster who became Director of Operations for Santos after Santos was accused of fabricating almost his entire history (when asked if Santos' scandals around his lies and campaign finance issues played a part in Burra wanting to work for Santos he said "Of course, thats my brand")
The more I look at the people involved the more it looks like the whole thing is a setup to muddy the waters and try to make Santos look unfairly persecuted >


Mr. Myers claimed that the alleged harassment occurred five days before he secretly recorded Mr. Santos. In that conversation, audio of which was published by Talking Points Memo, Mr. Myers declared his fealty to Mr. Santos, telling him, “We’re all George, this is how we got here. We’re just masters of the game.”
At another point, Mr. Myers says on the recording, “I will never lie to you guys. I have no reason to. But I will lie for you.”

Yeah, this just sounds like he was upset he didn't get hired. I'll reserve my judgement until the investigation happens and any evidence turns up, but until then, I'm pretty skeptical. This guy has every reason to make shit up to spite the person who spurned him.
I'll totally buy that Santos sexually harassed this person, as it seems to be second nature to him. But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth trusting the word of a former sycophant who sat on this until he had nothing to gain from speaking up. >

Like all those witnesses in the Jan 6 hearings saying INSANE stuff like they were listening to Jim Jordan speaking AND LIKED IT. >

Wow. That didn’t take long >

So what you're saying is that he's a model picture perfect Republican? >

He will fit in just fine with the GOP >

Republican President speedrun >

At least he isn't Muslim, they would kick him off Congressional Committees for that. >

I bet this why he stepped away from his committee assignments this week >

Is there a single redeeming quality about this corrupt motherfucker? >

hes been there like a month lol >

Not surprised in the slightest >

Leave this hero alone, he just got done shooting down that balloon. >

Honestly, keep him in. I want to see how far this goes. This guy is batting negative a thousand and it's fascinating to watch. As someone originally from long Island I can say with absolute certainty that this is absolutely on brand. Burn brightly you magnificent garbage fire. >

Is this a fuckin Advent calendar or something for him? I swear tomorrow he gets in the news for eating a baby. >

he is  distraction >

Awwww.
Anyway, how much bacon can you put on a BLT before it’s “too much”??? >

This fucker hasn't even been in office for two months. >

He's just filling all the requirements for the republican party, next step is pedophilia >

I will sound like a boomer here but I'm not actually one I swear!
I remember a time when a politician this disgraced would quit because he knew he was bringing the role into disrupte. How is this walking bunion still in the news?! >

His accuser is a genius.  Who would believe Santos for a minute? I’m embarrassed I didn’t accuse him first >

And still nothing’s gonna happen to him , he will just keep “working” and gaining thousands and thousands of dollars. Meanwhile if a black guy looks the wrong way to a cop he’s fucking executed in front of everyone. 
Fuck this world man. >

Let's be real, they could find a dead body in his office and Santos holding the murder weapon, and it wouldn't make a difference. As long as he promises to vote the way he is supposed to, he will stay in office. The republican party only wants to win at all costs regardless of what is best for the nation, it's a suicide pack and they're taking the country with them. This is 60 years of planning and scheming, and sadly it works. >

I just wish he would go the fuck away. Go fall in an imaginary well or something >

Bro, should run for President at this point.  He is the embodiment of the principles of the GOP. >

This guy is a train wreck. >

Classic misdirection. 
Now instead of talking about all the frauds and felonies, we are talking about his sexual harassment.  
Don’t let that distract you from the fact that there is no low republicans won’t go to just to hang on to power. Imagine republican pearl clutching if santos was a democrat >

At this rate he will be the GOP presidential candidate for 2024. >

Gotta hand it to this guy for checking all the boxes in the conservative scumbag playbook in record time. Jesus Christ >

Man the republicans are giving him the Madison cawthorn treatment >

Good thing the house of ethics was neutered. >

He’s been in for less than a month, how has this already happened?
There is nothing good about this guy.