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Can confirm.
dont let the meth heads know their shit contains meth >

My first thought upon reading the headline was "Damn, that shit still works afterwards" then "my god, what if they find out it does..." >

Green meth, now made from 100% recycled material! >

There's so many people to blame in this headline alone... >

Meth addicts do not eat and therefore do not poo. >

There's a detective out there leaning back in his chair, feet on his desk, fingers weaved together supporting his head, thinking to himself "great job, Carl" >

having a dog means having conversations regularly like "I know poop tastes great, buddy, but we can't just go around eating it." >

Lmfao sorry but BFFR