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This dude got arrested while scoping out the Dallas World Aquarium.
He's definitely way too into wildlife
I’ll fuckin do it again! >

He didn’t hear no bell! >

The accused stated, "Gotta catch 'em all!" >

Must be a representative of the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers (CLIT), which is, of course, a tiny offshoot of Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes. >

I bet he's the CLIT commander >

Snoochie Boochies >

Competition with Florida Man intensifies.