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Eh, not that disappointed.  I saw that Cocaine Nose thing on TikTok.  😬
Cocaine whale coming soon to the theater near you! >

Orca Coke-nado >


bust...

So who was busted? A 'bust' usually indicates that somebody was arrested. >

No, not these days. Just means they found the blow on a boat. Good luck finding who owns it. >

It wasn't even on a boat. It was just drifting in the ocean tied to floaties.
Kinda like shooting fish in a barrel. >

This is a decoy meant to be discovered.  Law enforcement gets to pat themselves on the back and pose for pictures showing people the impact they are making while even more significant amounts get trafficked into the country.  These stories are interesting because if the cartels can dump half a billion in the ocean, the amount they are getting through is staggering.  Retail shrinkage, the amount of inventory lost to damage and theft, is commonly accepted at 1-2%; I imagine this amount is probably more than that.  Still, I want to congratulate Drugs on winning the 'War on Drugs.' >

Well, there goes the plans for that party. Lol 😂 >

Who’s gonna break it to jr >

Don't worry, he's stocked up with enough Adderall to weather this storm. Him and his pops. Why do you think there's a shortage? >


There was enough cocaine to service the Australian market for one year - or the New Zealand market for 30, he said.

Or the US market for 5 minutes. 😂😂😂 >

Never trusted that Pacific Ocean dude. >

The Ocean called it wants its cocaine back. >

Well the jerk store called, and it wants you back! >

Mix it with the Pacific garbage patch and get the plastic-eating organisms heavily addicted.
That should work out just fine, probably. 😏 >

Man there are cartels out there cuttin off some limbs after that loss of profit rip goons >

The saddest article I've read all morning. >

It has to be worth more, aren’t they including the weight of the ocean? >

Coming soon to theaters near you: Cocaine Shark!!! >

Staring Tara Reid >

They already said Cocaine. >

Send it to me I'll dispose of it safely >

Someone in the LA hills just threw their expensive phone at their extremely expensive TV, then tossed the remote off the balcony into the canyon. 🤣 >

Fucking whales are going to be super mad about this >

I think this is a good life protip to not get fucked up by a bunch of whales in general. >

Pacific Ocean…yur goin to fuckin jail >

The sequel to SHARKNADO sounds crazy. >

Fish be getting high AF >

Someone help me get this .4 billion dollars of cocaine into lockup. >

That 2 tonnes is going straight into evidence. >

Just think of all the paperwork involved with securing into evidence 0.5 tons of cocaine? >

I don’t get all the hoopla over 12 ounces of cocaine >

I am shocked a bust for 4 grams of cocaine made the news >

shame  to destroy all that product, given its worth >

Somebody's having a bad day. >

Don Jr's shipment intercepted again. >

Someone's family about to get a less-than-friendly visit from the cartel... >

Funky town starts playing intensely
Iykyk >

We need some sanctions on the ocean to deter the supplier... they don't even seem remorseful >

Looks like the Trumps are gonna have to find a new connection.