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Are satellites not a thing anymore?  What are we all excited about?
Maybe we should send a super sophisticated "weather" balloon over China and see what they do with it. >

Make it shaped like Winnie the Pooh >

I support this idea with my tax dollars. >

The 9.2 trillion dollar balloon was inflated by Raytheon. >

I wonder how they'd feel about America letting one of those ballons float over to China? Probably not too thrilled.