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Or one person playing both sides with a defined mission.
* Brings out the chess board*
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That's a dick move >

Dickhead gambit >

There theoretically is one, but given the sheer amount of possible chess combinations and that chess players are unlikely to purposefully make this shape in a real game, it’s more likely that it has never happened in the history on mankind. >

While that is true, I'm sure theres been a couple of idiots who tried to make a dick shape following the rules completely, making it a legit game and a successful dick shape.
Only takes 2 people to do it