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There's a detective out there leaning back in his chair, feet on his desk, fingers weaved together supporting his head, thinking to himself "great job, Carl"
dont let the meth heads know their shit contains meth >

My first thought upon reading the headline was "Damn, that shit still works afterwards" then "my god, what if they find out it does..." >

Green meth, now made from 100% recycled material! >

There's so many people to blame in this headline alone... >

Meth addicts do not eat and therefore do not poo.