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I don't think I've ever seen his parents naked though. Thank fuck. >

Well, that's pretty rude of them. If I were you, I would ask why. >

Well his mum DID offer to warm my ice cold hands on her belly at one point. Does that count? >

Interesting behavior >

yeah. She is otherwise lovely :) >

Never had kids hu?  Think I haven't seen my 7yo run around naked? >

Oh, I do…I went conservative with my guess. This could be 8-10years in some houses I’m sure. >

24 in my house >

You guys wear clothes? >

I think longer. I see my kids naked multiple times a day. My wife I see naked once a day, occasionally more. >

How are we measuring more the length of said time or the number of times you've seen them >

By days in a year. 
Number of instances per day is irrelevant. >

Are you taking about "more times" or "more time"?
I spent an entire weekend naked with my wife in the first few months we were dating. That either counts as "once" or "48 straight hours". >

I was thinking number of days per year and not total hours. >

Naked is one of those words where we need more words. 
The context and the observer state of mind are fundamental to the condition. 
Just counting sports alone I've been naked around way more men than women, but I'm pretty comfortable saying I'm straight. >

I dunno, man. 
Bare, stripped, nude, exposed, unclothed, uncovered, and a lot more that I can't bother recalling are a lot of synonyms for naked. >

Noted. But do any of them describe both observer and observed? >

Social naked
Family naked
Recreational naked
Romantic naked
Naked naked >

That somehow implies that I haven't spent thousands of hours in the basement watching home movies of my wife running around naked as a child.