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Look out craft brewers! I predict small-batch, organic Cap’n Crunch will be the next American gold rush. >

I was thinking Oreos and string cheese. 
This is going to be so profitable.  
"I'll just take your entire menu and a pitcher of water." >

Personally, instead of the pitcher of water, I'll be heading (with the entire menu) into the Gatorade™ Chill Area, where the AC's on high, and they have every flavor of 32oz Gatorade served just above the freezing point.