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Would be nice if we could trade citizenship.  
I don't feel privileged to live in a country that everyone wants to move to. 
I think they're all fucking nuts.
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Not that I live there, but I doubt anyone is "dying" to move to North Korea. >

Or Ukraine, at least not right now, unless you count soldiers trying to invade, but that's a bit different. >

I'm dying to leave the planet and humanity behind. I'm not dying hard enough. >

Australia's awesome, it'd have to be a damn good offer to ever get me to move out of here. >

I'm sure when you get past raining spiders, moving carpets of mice, spiders in your shoe, toothbrush, cereal, spiders size of a wheelbarrow, scorpions, among many other giant crawlers. You would find Austrailia to be amazing. >

You know those man vs man, man vs nature conflicts we learn about in grade school. I'm Canadian and would take vs nature any day.