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Fun fact I learned earlier today
Being skinned alive you can die from hypothermia because the skin supplies the warm
Man I never find anything cool. >

I found a bit of driftwood that looked like a duck once. Almost as good as a mountain of coke. >

How much are you selling the driftwood for? Do you have an Etsy store? >

$500,000,000 or best offer. >

How about a mountain of coke?
Edit: nvm I lost mine somewhere 😔 >

Best I can do is a falafel >

Somebody's whole family is getting skinned for this one. >

Yeah like generations of them… >

The drug lords were probably angry at the time, but once they calm down they will realise everyone makes mistakes and it will be a funny story they tell each other. 

Hey Jimmy, congrats on the new baby. How are you feeling about it?

I come home and see it and still can't believe it's real sometimes, scared shitless about being a father.

Just don't panic and toss it overboard when you see a flashing light! HAHAHA

Ohh fuck you man, I said I was sorry, It's been weeks! How long are you gonna keep bringing up that $550million cocaine story? I still feel bad about that.

Haha it's cool man. We can always get more cocaine. >

Followed immediately after by Jimmy and his entire family being skinned alive. >

he waited for him to have a family to skin. Cold.