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Wizard
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That's a dick move >

Dickhead gambit >

There theoretically is one, but given the sheer amount of possible chess combinations and that chess players are unlikely to purposefully make this shape in a real game, it’s more likely that it has never happened in the history on mankind. >

While that is true, I'm sure theres been a couple of idiots who tried to make a dick shape following the rules completely, making it a legit game and a successful dick shape.
Only takes 2 people to do it >

Or one person playing both sides with a defined mission.
* Brings out the chess board* >

Indeed, it only takes two bored guys to do it. But doing that purposefully probably isn’t what op meant. But op didn’t define it to exclude doing it purposefully, so I guess you’re right. >

There must have been at least one shower thought on this subreddit in which someone doesn’t know the difference between “which” and “witch”. >

Saw the words "witch penis" >

He turned me into a newt penis >

Picture this: a wizard's scrotum. Hell, a wizard's staff, shit
Hell, >

Sometimes I wonder if this is Stoner Thoughts rather than Shower Thoughts. 😹 >

More like boner thoughts >

The true shape would have to have the one color for the penis shape with a king at the base apposed to a circle of the opponent color forming an oval with a queen at the top >

There must have been at least one chess match in which someone moved the pieces with their penises. >

Hey! My chess games are private. >

There are more possible chess games than there are atoms in the observable universe, so it’s actually tremendously unlikely that any given game, including a penis-shaped game, has been played. >

a 2x2 cube has around 3.6million combinations. a 3x3 has around 43 quintillion. a 4x4 has around  7.4 quattuordecillion. lastly a 100x100 would have  2 quadraoctingenteduodecenemillinillion >

I see…the King of France has made it to this thread..Here you go. >

If it’s in a witch the probability of it being a penis must be considerably higher than other circumstances