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This man does not ask “Why?” but rather “Why not?”
I’ll fuckin do it again! >

He didn’t hear no bell! >

The accused stated, "Gotta catch 'em all!" >

Must be a representative of the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers (CLIT), which is, of course, a tiny offshoot of Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes. >

I bet he's the CLIT commander >

Snoochie Boochies >

Competition with Florida Man intensifies. >

This dude got arrested while scoping out the Dallas World Aquarium.
He's definitely way too into wildlife >

He freed (and managed to pet) a clouded leopard so, yeah,  probably too into wildlife for his own good.
Probably some mental illness there (not to say mental illness is behind every anti-social act but the compulsion to release a leopard with the intent of taking it to a vacant house to care for is not one most would act on) but it’s a shame he couldn’t find a better, more legal and safe way to  satisfy his desires (like volunteering with wildlife rehab or something). >

I mean, those are cute monkeys! >

They better put this guy away for a long time, clearly he's an Enemy of the Primate >

I'M BRIAN FELLOWS >

"What you lookin' at, monkey?" >

Maybe we should free the monkeys and put this clown in their cage. >

"You can't save me from myself!" >

Monkey see monkey do