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US: Russia has questions to answer over Ukraine invasion
Russia: US has questions to answer. 
U.S.: What are the questions?
Russia: We won't know until you give us answers. >

The answer is 42 >

So long! And thanks for all the fish! >

That's my wake up alarm. >

Wasn't it some time traveling Anglo Saxon? >

John Titor did it. >

I find that most people can't grasp the power and influence of John Titor. Now that he finally has the old computer hardware from 20 years ago, the world is merely a marionette dangling from his puppeteer's hands. >

It was lost debugging hardware, and he says his timeline is different from ours.
Do you think a time traveler would lie to us?