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Well according to the book of Job. Buffalo will bounce back 10 fold. We all good.
The earth’s crust is really not happy today. >

I read this headline, and I thought “Oh, so I guess today is just Earthquake Monday.” >

And remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So if you want to, you can wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. >

We'll also be sending out another memo about putting cover sheets on your TPS reports as it seems some people are still struggling with it. >

Every day at work is just a little worse than the day before. Which means every day is the worst day of my life.
Is today the worst day of your life, Peter?
…yes >

Wow, that's fucked up >

The thing is Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. >

People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, okay? They come to Chotchkie's for the atmosphere and the attitude. Okay? That's what the flair's about. It's about fun. >

Lumbergh fucked her. >

Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks. >

Us Californians are watching the crust extra hard today 👀 >

Been talking the ground down since i woke up. 
No sudden moves, you got it? >

Meanwhile the last few quakes here in San Diego I momentarily confused for taking a really good bong rip, lol.
Literally thought, "woah, that was a good hit, wait... Nope, that's an earthquake." >

When I experienced my only earthquake like a decade ago (the Virginia one that damaged the Washington monument), I thought I was having a heart attack or something...I was like "Why am I shaking!", then a few seconds later they broke into the TV channels with the news update >

I was at the dentist and the walls were moving fun time. >

I'm just imagining them drilling and continuing to drill during the earthquake like nothing's happening >

Buffalo has had a terrible winter man >

Great way to remove the ice and snow. >

Angel: What if Buffalo was just a giant snow globe?
God: idk let's find out