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Never underestimate their ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
This guy has stumbled onto the Trump method of being in the news literally every single day >

He showed up right when much of the country is increasingly sick of this shit. >

except that he won his election and is now in the House. we have seen no sign of a "bridge too far" from the GOP. if he keeps getting away with it, he may just be the logical next phase of Trumpism. >

Maybe he needs to talk about the drug orgies.  That seemed to work in getting the GQP to drop Cawthorne >

And Lindsey's ladybugs... >

I had almost wiped that reference from my memory, you sonuvabitch. >

Omg i missed that, i had to look it up. >

Is it dangerous knowledge? >

Prepare to be revolted. Look up at your own risk. >


Mr. Myers said in the letter that he was alone with Mr. Santos in his office on Jan. 25 when the congressman asked him whether he had a profile on Grindr, a popular gay dating app. Then, he said, Mr. Santos invited him to karaoke and touched his groin, assuring him that his husband was out of town.

Guess we find out just how bad McCarthy wants that house seat >

McCarthy will go lower >

McCarthy will always go lower. >

🎶 He hit the floor, Next thing you know. McCarthy got low low low low low low low low..🎶 >

Santos bottom jeans, boots with the Führer >

God, that's brilliant.
That needs to be an actual parody song now >

Weird Al vibes happening here >

Exactly!
I can recite Weird Al lyrics to quite a few pop songs more than the actual hits themselves! >

How dare you accuse an astronaut, elf, and professor of patent law of such things? He didn't die on the shores of Tripoli to be slandered! An 11 time US Open (combined golf and tennis) champion deserves better! >

And in fact he was hosting a charity event to raise $10 million for sexual harassment victims when this supposed incident happened. >

He ended up using the money to generously donate to his own victims. >

This is your party now, Republicans. >

And it’s just the way they like it. They can get away with literally anything because the bar has been lowered so far. >

Yup.  It's politics for the fake wrestling crowd.  The people who miss chanting "Jerry! Jerry!" at their tv sets. >

At this point I’m surprised Springer has not ran for office with the GOP. >

Apparently he's a Democrat plus he had a political career as the mayor of Cincinnati >

Jerry Springer was the Mayor of Cincinnati at some point? He then had to step down for paying a prostitute from his Jerry Springer checkbook? 
I...I don't even know what to think about this reality anymore. >

You should know that Rob Ford, former mayor of Toronto, was a raging crack head.  His brother was a hash dealer and is premier of Ontario.  And Marion Berry the former mayor of Chicago was caught doing coke with prostitutes.  It’s vices all the way down.  Some just aren’t caught. >

Berry was the mayor of DC, not Chicago. We have a lot of messed up stuff here in Chicago but that was too saucy for us. Just say’n is all. >

He just got there and he’s GOP’ing at a 3rd term level. >

Quick we can’t let him be a senator. His bullshit will reach critical mass and we won’t be able to stop him >

Hell will freeze over before New York elects this clown as a Senator, both seats are solid blue by double digit margins.