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Much of my family are from NI, NI definitely doesn't get the credit it deserves, if I had to move back to the UK I'd probably choose NI. The thing is it's hard to make somewhere a tourist destination when it's mostly known for intercommunal violence and political tensions.
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Also Scottish highlands are prettier I'm afraid, even Fermanagh lake country doesn't really compare.
The countryside’s lovely, but anywhere built-up just seems like a crime buffet where anyone and everyone’s on the menu. Also, you have Supermac’s in Northern Ireland and for that I adore it. >

they're buying beers for 13 year-olds? >

You have clearly never been to bulgaria they give vodka to ten years old