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Also that jesus dude was born from parthogenesis. So he has two X mosomes. He's a trans dude. He's pretty cool too.
In the name of the parent, the nonbinary offspring and the holy xirit. >

In the name of the parent, the child, and the holy spirit. It's not so far off tbh. >

Ignoring that the article says this isn't even gonna happen (which we knew anyway), I assume they would have kept Son regardless given that Jesu Christ was an actual human male. >

Maybe we've been assuming Jesus' gender this whole time? >

FWIW I meant Jesus the historical figure >

{invests in popcorn stocks} >

Buys calls >


The bishop’s comments came in response to a question asked at synod by the Revd Joanna Stobart, vicar of Ilminster and Whitelackington in Somerset, about the progress on developing “more inclusive language” in services. 
It is unclear what would replace the term Our Father in the Lord’s Prayer, the central Christian prayer that Jesus is said to have instructed his followers to say together down the generations.  
Conservative critics have hit back at the possibility of changes, with the Rev Dr Ian Paul telling the Telegraph that they would represent an abandonment of the Church’s own doctrine. 
A spokesperson for the Church of England said: “This is nothing new. Christians have recognised since ancient times that God is neither male nor female, yet the variety of ways of addressing and describing God found in scripture has not always been reflected in our worship. >

'Our parent #1' and 'They' — back to polytheism >

The most hilarious part about religion in the modern era is the fact that the divinity is literally canonically nonbinary.