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Probably should be phrased “…do you have a problem with…”, would make a lot more sense.
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Not exactly on point but I'm right handed and recently severely burned my right hand. Have you ever tried to wipe with your off hand? Truly a humbling experience. >

I've only ever wiped with my off hand, figured thats the proper my whole life for some reason, I guess if i swapped to my main hand it would feel weird now >

Same, always wipe with the non-dominant hand… always have.  Isn’t that kinda why we offer the dominant hand when shaking hands?  So you’re not offering the wiping hand? >

Wait until you hear about this thing called hand washing >

Wait until he hears about left handed people >

I’m left handed and wipe w my right >

I'm right handed and have a left handed guy wipe my ass >

Your dads a lucky guy >

We gave up the ability to lick our own butts in favor of the greater benefits of walking upright >

Thats why you get a friend to do it for you. >

The real reason we evolved to be social creatures with complex social structures. It was all originally designed around butthole cleaning hierarchies. >

Everything makes sense now >

Everyrim makes sense now >

Getting those problems licked >

Wipe on wipe off >

Mr. Miyagi... Is that you? >

A bear  and a rabbit are shitting in the woods.
The bear says to the rabbit, “Excuse me, sir, but do you have the problem of shit sticking to your fur?”
The rabbit considers the question a moment and goes, “Why no, I don’t.”
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.
— paraphrased from Eddie Murphy >

Just thinking.. Wouldn't it better if shit did stick to the rabbits fur?