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Every day at work is just a little worse than the day before. Which means every day is the worst day of my life.
Is today the worst day of your life, Peter?
…yes
The earth’s crust is really not happy today. >

I read this headline, and I thought “Oh, so I guess today is just Earthquake Monday.” >

And remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So if you want to, you can wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. >

We'll also be sending out another memo about putting cover sheets on your TPS reports as it seems some people are still struggling with it.