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It's true, my penis got stuck in my car door
I’m in a 2-door Yaris, is all I’m sayin’ >

By today's standards, if it's a manual, it's a "sports" car. >

Today's sports cars aren't even manual >

Optional paddle shifters to make dudes feel manly! >

It's actually the optional stick shift to make dudes feel manly. My 2014 Jetta had a dual clutch transmission and was in 3rd before you'd be able to take your foot off the clutch. Why would a car built for performance use a shitty transmission? >

Driver enjoyment, which is... something you completely missed. >

If you enjoy driving your performance car slower you could just buy something else. The driver enjoyment you are feeling in the year of our lord 2023 is the manly feel of a hard stick in your hand. >


If you enjoy driving your performance car slower you could just buy something else. 

Mazda MX-5 Miata. Long considered by many to be easily one of the most enjoyable cars you can drive, bar none.
And they all came with a manual.
Just out of curiosity, what is the "something else" you mentioned? >

My neighbor drives a smart car. That dude must be slanging some serious meat. >

What a burden. >

It grows on you over time. >

Cool, now do lifted trucks. >

I don’t want to see anybody “do” their truck, however much they want to >

You know that's a thing, right? There's probably a sub (NOT looking for it!!) >

Rule 34...baybeeee! >

You hear that ladies, guys with regular cars have bigger dicks. >

But apparently poor spelling. >

Typo, thanks. I'll fix it. >

Also 'hear' >

Thanks >

“200 men between 18 and 74” like… could we get a vaguer pool?
I get it, it’s funny, and they should do one on men who buy huge trucks, but like. This is silly. >

Just curious…do you drive a sports car? >

No, but he really, reallllly desires them... >

Get a Toyota MR2 or a Mazda Miata.
They are a hoot to drive. So much fun.
Also tiny and not that fast. >

I bought an MX5/Miata last Autumn. Made me wish I'd bought one years before. >

I sold my Honda Prelude when wife was heavily pregnant with our first, and bought an SUV. Sad day, I didn't know how long it'd be until I bought another sports car.
Kids are now older teenagers, and I've got the space and budget for my MX5. Don't leave it too long! >


Their report, Small Penises and Fast Cars, explains that “we made male participants believe that they had a relatively small or large penis by giving them false information about the average size of other men”.“They then rated sports cars as more desirable if they felt they had a small penis.”The study found men, particularly those over the age of 30, “rated sports cars as more desirable when they were made to feel that they had a small penis”. The team behind the survey told some participants that the average penis size was 18 centimetres (7 inches), while others were told it was 10 centimetres (4 inches).
Men who were misled by the former claim were more likely to desire a sports car.  
The trial manipulated self-esteem in different ways and measured ratings for other luxury products, but found no connection between anatomy and the desire to own objects. Participants were presented with misleading information about personal finance, friendship, charity work and physical health, but none of those factors increased their desire to own a sports car.

Doesn't feel super scientific, but then again I would say that I drive a sports car 💀 
I would have assumed it was the big lifted trucks that attracted all the micropenises but the survey was done by a college in London and I don't think the Brits have the big truck fetish like we Americans seem to. Perhaps the British nanodicks prefer sports cars? >

The "scientists" are just sexist man-haters.
When are they gonna big loose vagina shame some women then link it to make-up overuse and buying expensive clothes?
Their "study" is based entirely on misandrist hypocrisy. >

Fragile masculinity, huh? >

Fragile femininity with a major dose of sexist hypocrisy huh? >

& yet every male pornstar in LA drives a sportscar >

Yea but Timmy Lee is only slightly
Taller than Tom Cruise.  A 4-incher on a 42” body looks absolutely colossal. >

Not true. Tommy is tall 6'3" at least and he's got a 5 dollar footlong. >

I'm fairly sure his footlong is a little more expensive than 5 dollars at this point. >

I don't know too many men who WOULDN'T want a sports car regardless of penis size.
My question is do short dicked men prefer a sports car or a lifted truck? >


My question is do short dicked men prefer a sports car or a lifted truck? 

Whichever one has brighter LED headlights. >

You have to whack 'em out of alignment to get noticed. >

And strap some extra ones on your grille. And on the roof too, for some reason. >

I own a vw transporter and an Mr2 turbo, where am i supposed to fit into this scale?! >

A shower, & a grower. >

How about monster tires making you practically have to use a ladder to get in?
I have dated that guy. >

Just wondering, what would you guess as a percentage of income did he spend on his truck? >

Actually the truck itself wasn't an expensive one but the tires sure were.
I didn't date him very long.
It was when I was pretty young. I learned that someone with huge tires either was short ( never had a problem with that, I actually preferred men under 6') or overcompensating for something else. >

Did they actual measure the dudes though? Cause all it says is that they told them the average was 7” and then those guys expressed more interest in a sports car. 
If they didn’t measure and confirm they were < 7”…how do they know the guys weren’t just like “sweet! I’m bigger than average! I deserve a sports car!” >

Probability of that is extremely low. >

...But never zero >

“Scientists” >

I agree, guys with things I'm envious of must have a small penis, it's science.. >

*ahem* hey ladies I got a nice Miata >

It's called: Mind In The Gutter Bias >

2011 Honda. Someone help me hold this. >

They tried to replicate the study with LED headlights but couldn't figure out how to divide by zero. >

It’s becoming hard to buy a new car without LED headlights. They’re replacing halogens as the new norm. >

I love the brighter lights … makes the road safer and easier to see. You can get self dimming mirrors if the other persons light bothers you >

I bet you're an anti-vaxxer, too. They 100% do not make things safer, if anything, they make the road more dangerous -- not just for the cars around them, but for everyone (I had to quit driving for Uber because of them, which means more drunks are out at night driving themselves now). What you're doing is literally domestic terrorism. 
I absolutely should not have to buy special aftermarket equipment to make it safe to be on the same road as your car, and even if I did, mirrors don't stop it when you're coming 3 of the 4 directions other cars are usually facing. >

My car has LEDs, amazing at night through backroads while driving... but god damn do I hate when others have them. I guarantee people think "fuck this car" when I'm driving. >

I hope this study wins an Ig Nobel Prize. >

What about the link between
NIce Vehicles and Larger Looser Vaginas?
Where do they keep finding these sexist hypocritical supposed "scientists"? >

Damn this post really hit you hard in the insecurity, huh? >

The insecurity belongs to those promoting and defending man-hate hypocrisy.  Calling that normalized hypocrisy out is what takes security. >

Ladies, I drive a red Prius by choice! >

This entire study screams 'lets prove something bad about manly men', probably very good for your career nowadays to confirm stuff like this. At least physically measure the actual dick size (hard and soft) and plot that against the car performance, sample size of 100.000 would be sufficient. After this dedication you can make your claims. Not after a lame survey of 200 friends and relatives. >


This entire study screams 'lets prove something bad about manly men'

Wanting a sports cars makes you a manly man? >

It’s completely true. I’ve seen a man who had the hottest sports cars, acted smarter than everyone in the room, always dressed to the nines, and reduced to sniveling jelly because he had a very very very I am not exaggerating very small dick. >

What about women like that with big loose vaginas?
Hypocrisy much? >

It's ok little buddy. >

It's ok big mama >

Why the study? We already knew that. >

Actually it's nice vehicle equals large loose vagina.  The supposed "scientists" let their biases get in the way of reality. >

I have zero interest in sports cars and I have no complaints, yay >

I have a sports car and a magnificent penis 🤷‍♂️ I always knew I was special >

Why do you drive a penis? >

Is reading not your strong point? >

Here I am, cool with my hybrid Kia and rocking a solid 8. >

Your hybrid Kia is probably faster than my sports car. >

That's why I drive a minivan. >

I almost bought a Fiat 500 Abarth. Where does that put me on the bell curve? >

I’ve got an old Beetle and have a weird desire for strange vintage French cars.
I’m not a braggart, but…. >


I’m not a braggart, but….

Well I should hope not, with that taste in cars. >

Not that it has any bearing on penis size, but my "I won the lottery" garage is gonna be a strange one.   I intend to pick the check up in a Citroen DS. >

I have a 2015 Fiat 500 Abarth. Does it even qualify as a sports car when the regular Fiat 500 is often perceived as an "embarrassment?" >

That depends if it’s in the shop at the time of survey. >

Can we get this study for oversized pavement princess trucks in urban areas? >

I drive a 1.6 liter hatchback. Just saying... >

Those can be fun. It's not the size of the car, it's how you use it. >

Makes sense, as a bearer of big goods I would feel comfortable with the stiff suspension in those sports cars. >

Why cannot these articles post links to the original research? >

The worst part is, I apparently started having this crisis as a toddler. >

Intersting enough , any correlation with oversized trucks that take up multiple parking spots ? >

Excellent. Now do one for pickup trucks. >

But what about all the guys who drive trucks...and...^(minivans?) >

My wife loves me for my big… ‘03 Toyota Avalon. >

Better late than never I suppose