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You're right but when it comes down to it our politicians will not allow their own kind to go down, No matter how distasteful those people are.
“This is the QAnon-embracing, insurrectionist-sympathizing face of the Republican Party. Nice job, guys,” Rex Huppke added. >

He forgot ‘Jewish space laser conspiracy pusher’ >

Hey those Jewish space lasers were grown out of a peachtree dish in a Wuhan lab! >

Maybe we should divert the 65 BILLION dollars sent to an elementary school for drag queen book reading to nuke the Death Star of David? >

Hahaha Death Star of David. That’s a good one >

Her first order was to start spraying crops with Gatorade >

It’s got what plants crave! >

Would you like to try our new extra BIG ASS fries? >

No, no, you see… I’m supposed to be leaving prison not coming in. >

That guy sat on my head and everything >

Was there a fart involved? >

Hey!  I’m baitin here >

"We are all domestic terrorists" >

I bring this up as often as possible. It’s the party of domestic terrorism. Jan6, jan6 pipe bomber, Whitmer plot, the guy the attacked an fbi office, the power grid attacks. Not to mention death threats being pretty common place in republican rhetoric. >

Don’t forget the Republican candidate who shot up 6 Democrat houses recently. >

Thank you I’m adding it to the list >

Also the guy who attacked Nancy Pelosi's husband with a hammer while screaming where's Nancy. >

Can’t believe I forgot that one >

I believe we need more women in power. I do, however, insist that they be human. >

And have a decent grasp on objective reality (it’s sad that we have to specify that now). >

This is more important to me. I don’t care, I’ll vote for a lizard person or whatever if they believe in climate change action and universal healthcare. >

Truth is lizard people would take better care of their livestock >

They'd also take better care of the climate. Being cold-blooded, predictable weather patterns and temperatures are critical >

Or the lizards have a goal of making a warmer earth >

Oh no, even the lizard people are divided! >

"Oh, man! I can't believe you figured it out." - Michael, The Good Place >

Jason figured it out?! >

Are you from Florida? >

Jacksonville Jaguars rule! >

Booorrrtttllleees! >

Well, Garland didn't want to go after the insurrectionists like Marge and here we are.
This is the modern Republican party, do you feel their values and goals align with America? 
I sure don't. >

Honestly I think Garland is doing exactly what he was hired to do = Do nothing but pretend like he's doing something until the next election when it can all be swept under the rug. >

How do you sweep something under the rug that has already been the biggest Congressional investigation and biggest Justice Dept investigation since Watergate? If they intended to sweep it under the rug they fucked up.