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I did an internship at the BigRed&Co last semester and one of the partners I worked under is one of those MBA/JD types.   
Refused to use his work email for anything. Only his iPhone.   
Sticky notes with his password just chilling wherever he sat. His RSA SecurID was always getting lost.   
The Smart Card that goes into the work laptop was never where he left it. The computers also used biometrics and he complained about that to the end of time. 
Cool guy though. Talked all the time of how expensive it is to buy his wife a ‘farm house in Hawaii’
good to know that even at the highest levels of our government, nobody pays attention to the IT and information security rules. >

I swear, man, the whole world is just duct tape and zip ties. >

which are fraying if we're being honest. >

If we drill some more holes in the planet, we can fit some more zipties! >

Do you think she can take it? >

She can. We won't. >

The planet's fine. The people are fucked! >

That's what they don't get. We are giving the planet a fever. There isn't a Tylenol big enough. >

I got a FEver, and the only preSCRIPtion… is more mass extinction events >

I work at a law firm. This sounds like every senior partner.