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Yeah covid would look like child’s play compared to what Job had to deal with. He lost his whole family, all of his property, his friends, and his own health.
The earth’s crust is really not happy today. >

I read this headline, and I thought “Oh, so I guess today is just Earthquake Monday.” >

And remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So if you want to, you can wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. >

We'll also be sending out another memo about putting cover sheets on your TPS reports as it seems some people are still struggling with it. >

Every day at work is just a little worse than the day before. Which means every day is the worst day of my life.
Is today the worst day of your life, Peter?
…yes >

Wow, that's fucked up >

The thing is Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. >

People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, okay? They come to Chotchkie's for the atmosphere and the attitude. Okay? That's what the flair's about. It's about fun. >

Lumbergh fucked her. >

Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks. >

Us Californians are watching the crust extra hard today 👀 >

Been talking the ground down since i woke up. 
No sudden moves, you got it? >

Meanwhile the last few quakes here in San Diego I momentarily confused for taking a really good bong rip, lol.
Literally thought, "woah, that was a good hit, wait... Nope, that's an earthquake." >

When I experienced my only earthquake like a decade ago (the Virginia one that damaged the Washington monument), I thought I was having a heart attack or something...I was like "Why am I shaking!", then a few seconds later they broke into the TV channels with the news update >

I was at the dentist and the walls were moving fun time. >

I'm just imagining them drilling and continuing to drill during the earthquake like nothing's happening >

Buffalo has had a terrible winter man >

Great way to remove the ice and snow. >

Angel: What if Buffalo was just a giant snow globe?
God: idk let's find out >

Well according to the book of Job. Buffalo will bounce back 10 fold. We all good. >

If the book of job is to be confirmed, They havent suffered enough yet to satisfy the devil and god yet.