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Well, they say it's a long island, but really it's just a regular-length island.
It just never ends with this guy. >

He seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it.  I don’t even think negative attention fazes him. >

No, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook,  just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise. >

And our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump. >

We definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him >

Never forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected. >

Michelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity. >

That video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was "You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it." >

SNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy. >

Ya, that’s the ticket! >

..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild! >

The guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. >

One thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup. >

No way. That’s a C for sure. >

A low hanging C. Moob quality. >

To be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too. >

He played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven.  He brokered Irish peace.  He definitely did not clog the toilet. >

I heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did. >

He’s the most interesting man alive >

The Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos.  When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads. >

Every blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY  reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a  "millionaire cowboy astronaut" >

Look, this hat comes right off! >

Ah Lois, coming here was a mistake.
I also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing. >

You got money for fake moustaches?
Gettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man. >

George Constanza is in awe of this man. >

Speak for yourself. Fuck this guy. >

What is it that you do? >

He’s an importer/exporter that works in the building. >

Latex. >

And potato chips >

You guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture. >

The guy is a habitual liar.  He lies when the truth would suffice.  Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it. >

That’s no way to talk about the CEO of Vandalay Industries. >

And world renowned architect, who designed the addition to the Guggenheim. >

You know it really wasn't that hard either >

This guy is a pathological liar… I mean a Republican! >

One is a qualification for the other. >

He must stop with the sweaters >

I'm glad someone has finally said this.  They're just so banal. >

If I were a pudgy, 5’10 fraudster who looks like I get winded opening a new jar of mayonnaise I’d probably avoid saying I was a star athlete at all but for sure I’d avoid making that claim for a sport where the people who play it are famously tall and thin. >

This can be verified by his wife, Morgan Fairchild!....yeah that's the ticket! >

You mean his husband, Brad Pitt. >

He has a husband and wife! >

This is what open embrace of lying liars produces.  After decades of right wing punditry, then lies-based war (WMD), then all of Trump’s BS and Qanon, then all the 1/6 Big Lie….  GOP is home to lies.  This guy was just doing the GOP thing.  It’s like being pissed that mushrooms grew out of shit.  It’s what it does. >

Rumor has it that George Santos can slam a revolving door >

Hopefully it hits him on the ass on the way out >

Doesn't look like there's a single athletic bone in that guy's body. >

I’m sure there’s been at least one or two. >

JFC - I thought Trump was bad. This kid is out of control - has a single claim he's made been true at this point? He's already lied about his voting record in office before he was ever officially sworn in. Our government is so fucking broken that the American people have zero recourse for a candidate like this. We really need to be able to recall government officials. If that needs to be done by a vote, so be it, but this shit is out of control. 
And the fact that congressional GOPers are fully supporting him just proves how little they regard our institution. That and the fact that the speaker of the house was able to kill investigations into him regarding the attempted overturning of a fair election. The GOP has become irredeemably corrupt and clearly the courts can't/won't stop them. How does anyone trust and support a party that is so very very very clearly corrupt? >

Which leads us to the question, what the fuck were the New York Democratic Party doing before the election? I've heard a few stories, none of them good. >

“This republican guy is a filthy liar, sure, but what about the democrats?? Let’s talk about the democrats!” >

To be fair, if the democrats had done any work they would have found out that everything he was saying was clearly bullshit, and they could have used that as a talking point  
Instead they just… did nothing? >

Was he the ball? Equipment doesn't need to officially register. >

The House should expel him. Not merely because it's the right thing to do, but from a PR perspective it'd help the Republican  party look like they hold their own accountable. >

LoL not going to happen.
Republican House Leader Kevin McCarthy is out in the media defending him! >

He's the less engaging version of Anna Sorokin. >

He also reminds me of John Spano, a fraudster who almost purchased the New York Islanders of the NHL.  Of course, Santos makes Spano look honorable, being that Spano had the balls to plead guilty to charges of fraud, something that Santos would never do. >

and they're both from long island!