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She's even copying Trump's "I'm making such a big sacrifice being here and serving ~~myself~~ my country".
Protip: If you expect sympathy for your charitable actions, you're not doing it for the right reason.
She's advertising for bribes. >

Bribes in large paper bags that she can repurpose by wearing on her head. >

Fine, quit - you won’t be missed. >

She doesn’t even need to do that, she can just stop showing up. >

I’d settle for her just shutting the fuck up >

She should totally own me and quit congress. That'll teach us libs a lesson!