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Given how Santos is being treated, I’m amazed Cawthorn got the boot. I guess that old Kingfish line about “I’m safe as long as they don’t catch me with a dead girl or live boy in my bed” still holds true.
Cawthorn’s career collapsed under the weight of a series of scandals, gaffes, and general displays of incompetence.   

Huh, none of that seems to stop the rest of the party.   

Perhaps most notably, Cawthorn during a March podcast appearance described D.C. as riddled with “sexual perversion” and claimed to have been invited to orgies by his colleagues, some of whom were regularly doing key bumps in front of him.

Ah, there it is. Don't turn on the party. >

I 100% believe him about the cocaine fueled orgies his republican colleagues were having.  They are the GOP - grand old projection. >

Gym Jordan, Bobo, mtg, and Matt gaetz were Def there. >

Oh, my, what a grand ol' party. >

I hear this in Lindsey Graham's voice.  He's wearing a gorgeous dress. >

Ladybugs. >

Republicans: Is there any crime they won't commit? >

Well, he can’t jaywalk. Or run from cops. He can still rape family members though, we have footage of that >


he can’t jaywalk. 

jayroll?

Or run from cops. 

roll from cops?

He can still rape

roll rape? >


roll rape?

They see me rollin'.... and rapin'.... >

rollin'... rollin' ....rollin'
rapin' rapin' rapin'
Caw-thorn!! >

What is this weird look I’m seeing lately with suit coats and zip up neck sweaters? Santos wears that combo all the time too. Makes me trust them all even less. >

While I agree with you and thoroughly appreciate this focus on the odd sartorial choices of the GOP, I must offer my own personal tip-off from the GOP style guide...WHAT is going on with the hair of most old white GOP dudes? 
They all look as if they got one shitty haircut at age 8 from the local, half-blind $7 barber and said, "Sheeiittt, I'm gonna stick with this right through to my deathbed!" >

Floyd was a great barber! >

Could the reason be he didn't do any work? Remember when he won, he said he wasn't hiring policy people, only "comms," or communication specialists. 
Anyone look up the word charlatan recently? >

"Tried to WALK it back..." >

Why won’t he stand up for himself? >

I’m just gunna be the bigger man, and walk away… >

After or before he screws his cousin? >

They replaced him with another despicable Republican, so I am not all that sympathetic. >

Unfortunately, we are a gerrymandered district. His district includes my city, Asheville, the largest city in the district, which runs very very blue. It’s disheartening. Please sympathize with Asheville, at least. >

Checking in from Nashville, another very blue, very gerrymandered district. >

Roll out >

Why aren’t these people getting arrested? This is embarrassing