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The dude has a...weird relationship with M&Ms.

The reality of the situation is that even on slow news days the perpetual outrage machine still needs to be fed.  He has 5 hours a week to fill so they just make up shit to be upset about.  He knows exactly what he's doing and he doesn't give a shit about any of it.  He just enjoys being famous and increasing his wealth.
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Probably many of our traditions are actually successful marketing in the 40s-60s. You know, the traditions that make boomers gasp that we're now challenging. >

It's bizarre the capitalist marketing gimmicks that the Right seems to hold sacred and loses their absolute minds when they change. Like the M&Ms mascots. >

The M&M thing has nothing to do with the actual food though. That was all a fuzz just because the green M&M now uses shoes instead of heels, not because M&Ms had a replacement. >

You're missing the latest M&M debacle where Tucker Carlson has a shitfit because there's a new Purple M&M lady who actually has a personality and isn't sexualized. The dude has a...weird relationship with M&Ms.