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Because they occasionally like to "play the classics" too. Next up, Video Games Are Turning Kids Violent. After that, Playing D&D Is Satan Worship. Also, Reading Harry Potter Teaches Kids Witchcraft.
(On the latter, I wish that was true. Do you know how useful a simple summoning charm would be if you could cast it in real life?)
I can worship the devil if I want to. It's actually my first amendment right. >

You can leave your saints behind.  Cuz the saints don't dance, and if they don't dance, we'll they're no saints of mine. >

It's the Satan Dance >

s s s s s s s s s a a a a a a a a t t t t t t t t a a a a a a a a a n n n n n n n >

This needs to be remixed and mashed with NIN Closer. >

Cruz wants to fuck you like a demagogue...
Hoo hoo.. >

He wants to regulate your insides. >

He wants to fuck you like an M&M!
His whole existence is flawed. >

He brings me further from god!! >

Does anyone on this thread have the number for Weird Al’s agent?   I’d love to have him write a cover based on this … >

1980s called, they want their pretend fear of satanic costumes back. >

No shit, are they really gonna try and bring this back? >

Not like they have anything else on their agenda that the people want or like lol. 
When in doubt, just pander to the evangelical vote. They'll always be there to act as the GOP's comfort blankie when things aren't going their way. >


Not like they have anything else on their agenda...

Except;

Block student loan relief
Look for Hunter's laptop
Obsess over M&Ms
Keep 28 time Olympic gold medalist in rhythmic gymnastics, George Santos in office
Obstruct everything
Possibly bring the country to financial ruin by messing with the debt ceiling

There's s lot more but I try to ignore there dog and pony shit show. >

Don't forget mandatory reporting of under-age girls' menstruation cycles. >

And making sure black history is never taught to anyone. >

Don't you mean that they don't want the actual WHITE history being taught?
The black population weren't the ones making the history, they were being run over by it. >

I mean, Black people did a lot of things for the whole country and for the world, despite all the white supremacy and imperialism. And they also played a key role in ending their own servitude. Plus the obvious leadership in the ongoing civil rights movement.
In fact, I would argue that the history of Black politics in this country is pushing us to become the free country we have always claimed we are.
Right wingers don't want any of that taught (or properly contextualized) either. >

I agree and understand that they've done tremendous good for the country. I was just being snarky. >

Is "worshiping Satan" still a no no like it was in the 80s and 90s? Why are Republicans going to the fear playbook of the Stranger Danger years. The memo has been updated to being affraid of drag queens now.