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How much did she make in the old days?   Maybe she can go back to that.
She's advertising for bribes. >

Bribes in large paper bags that she can repurpose by wearing on her head. >

Fine, quit - you won’t be missed. >

She doesn’t even need to do that, she can just stop showing up. >

I’d settle for her just shutting the fuck up >

She should totally own me and quit congress. That'll teach us libs a lesson! >

She's even copying Trump's "I'm making such a big sacrifice being here and serving ~~myself~~ my country".
Protip: If you expect sympathy for your charitable actions, you're not doing it for the right reason. >

Bingo. It’s all a charade. >


.... and how Congress makes her ‘miserable’

Then do yourself a favor... Quit. >

exactly >

Congress making MTG miserable is basically the only thing that could get me to vote for her re-election. >

"Congressional approval rating up after MTG admits the job is miserable" >

Can i complain about constantly being subjected to images of her face? >

It’s easy to trash talk, but when the war comes she won’t need a bunker because her hide is radiation resistant. >

I saw her ancestor in an episode of Fringe…