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… but if it dies in a field without being eaten, it becomes grassified cow.
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That grass was really just grassified air, sunlight, and soil nutrients. And those soil nutrients were really just nutrientified minerals, which were mineralified space dust, which was space dustified Star, which was starified gas or something, which was gas-or-somethingified Big Bang, which might have been bangified Big Crunch, which was crunchified universe, which was… >

Liking the new Taco Bell menu >

They say the crunchified Big Bang is fire with extra mozzarella on top >

I wouldn't know, I get Starified gas every time I go there >

When you suck a dick, you’re really licking humanified Doritos >

Eh,make mine rare-2 mins each side-if that.S+p and we're good