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Latex.
It just never ends with this guy. >

He seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it.  I don’t even think negative attention fazes him. >

No, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook,  just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise. >

And our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump. >

We definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him >

Never forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected. >

Michelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity. >

That video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was "You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it." >

SNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy. >

Ya, that’s the ticket! >

..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild! >

The guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. >

One thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup. >

No way. That’s a C for sure. >

A low hanging C. Moob quality. >

To be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too. >

He played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven.  He brokered Irish peace.  He definitely did not clog the toilet. >

I heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did. >

He’s the most interesting man alive >

The Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos.  When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads. >

Every blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY  reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a  "millionaire cowboy astronaut" >

Look, this hat comes right off! >

Ah Lois, coming here was a mistake.
I also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing. >

You got money for fake moustaches?
Gettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man. >

George Constanza is in awe of this man. >

Speak for yourself. Fuck this guy. >

What is it that you do? >

He’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.