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Had a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. 
Windchime, where's your coffee?
Windchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.
Omg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.
What no beverages does to a mf >

My cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great. >

We hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge. >

Never seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup