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Republicans love weapons. Love them to death.
“Indiana man seeks reparations after being struck several times by his own throwing stars during robbery. More at 11.” >

I just want to be able to have a dagger because dagger is a fun word. >

Shiv, Dirk. What's the poinard of having daggers in your shank, stiletto and bodkin? >

r/Whatcouldgowrong >

Coming soon… >

Finally.  We've waited so long! Fought so hard! 
Justice!!!!! >

To carry or just to possess? I've always thought it was weird I can buy a gun at walmart but can't even be in possession of a throwing star. >

No legislator can resist the money and power of Big Mall Ninja $hit. >

I don't get why you would bother banning these in the first place unless you were afraid of ninjas. I wouldn't complain about repealing a dumb ban like that. >

This is a reversal of a decades old fear of martial arts weapons that were banned in some states, due to a weird fear of crimes being committed with them. An AR-15 or AK-47 is completely fine, but two sticks connected by a rope or chair, or a sheet metal star are felonies to even own in some areas. >

Women and children and mall ninjas attack! >

But not that evil weed!  No no no.  Can’t have that. I guess God made a mistake! >

Definitely not both, simultaneously. That's how we lost the Lawn Dart Wars. >

Ninja golf sounds fun