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If we had a knife and a staple gun, everybody on the planet could have one testicle.
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Testicles Georg, who has 2 billion testicles, is an outlier and should not have been counted >

I was gonna say how when every man has 2, and in the process of typing that… I answered my own question >

Everyman doesn’t have 2 though. >

Roughly >

Yeah I got 2 and a 1/4. >

I have 7 but I'm running out of room for more >

Are you factoring in all the men that cut them off so they can be girls? >

They were saved to be ductaped on the girls that want to be boys so it doesn't change the amount