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Mr Santos is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!
Damn! Mad Marge had him pegged for her Q volleyball team. >

Phrasing? That's a picture nobody here requested. >

I mean, he didn’t lie about….
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Is there anything he hasn’t lied about? >

Has he claimed that he has another sweater? >

Christmas Sweater came out of the closet.  That's probably a  lie too. >

That would explain the pumpkins. >

...for a college he didn't attend >

That man is talented /s >

Some would say "gifted"