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That's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day
i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.
Edit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence. >

Wouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings. >

God. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was. >

He was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.
He doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world >

I think I found an intel briefing.
OH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE? >

There were several of these put out by The Onion