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Babies suck
Your dog might not smell to you, but other people might be bothered by it. >

Well, you're comparing an adult dog to an infant human. Not exactly fair.
Puppies are the fucking worst. In the span of 3 weeks, peed all over the place - sometimes just out of happiness to see us, she ate two sofas despite lots of exercise and chew toys, got herself a $1200 vet bill from eating all sorts of garbage, and her little teeth were razor blades. >

Don't forget the ones that like to tear up couches. We have a husky that has demolished 3 in the last 2 years. My children never tore a couch to shreds... >

They did mention it, isn't sofa and couch the same thing? 
Anyways I'm super grateful my dog only demolishes his own toys and garbage. Knock on wood. >

Here we are! The bi-weekly “I hate kids/Children are disgusting” “unpopular” opinion! Grown adults who constantly bitch and moan about children and babies acting like… children and babies, and refusing to accept that children and babies have been and always will be part of a society are honestly more childish and infantile than actual children. >

True talk >

Babies grow up dogs stay mildly gross forever and puppies are a plague just like babies. It’s a terribly unfair comparison. >

On the flip side, dogs have mauled people to death on many occasions. I'm yet to hear of a baby doing that. >

Eh. Babies grow up. Their mess can be managed. Dogs are just... dirty. I've had them my entire life and they smell and slobber. And I'd seriously rather baby diarrhea than dog diarrhea. >

By this logic elderly people with senility and dementia are ‘nasty’.  Which they are not. >

Upvote for being a truly unpopular opinion. Also i don't agree at all as its a stupid perspective and shows that you have no kids.
Based on upvotes/downvotes people don't read the sub voting rules. >

You would think me complaining about how gross babies are would give you an idea that maybe I have had experiences with kids? I’ve grew up in a house full of babies since I was a kid and also helped out at church by being there in the nursery. I don’t need kids of my own to prove that they’re the worst and if I did say that about my own kids that would be a pretty shitty thing to say abt my own kids. >

Except we don’t live in a world designed to cater to dogs. We do live in a world designed to cater to human beings. Humans > dogs. Traitor