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On the flip side, dogs have mauled people to death on many occasions. I'm yet to hear of a baby doing that.
Your dog might not smell to you, but other people might be bothered by it. >

Well, you're comparing an adult dog to an infant human. Not exactly fair.
Puppies are the fucking worst. In the span of 3 weeks, peed all over the place - sometimes just out of happiness to see us, she ate two sofas despite lots of exercise and chew toys, got herself a $1200 vet bill from eating all sorts of garbage, and her little teeth were razor blades. >

Don't forget the ones that like to tear up couches. We have a husky that has demolished 3 in the last 2 years. My children never tore a couch to shreds... >

They did mention it, isn't sofa and couch the same thing? 
Anyways I'm super grateful my dog only demolishes his own toys and garbage. Knock on wood. >

Here we are! The bi-weekly “I hate kids/Children are disgusting” “unpopular” opinion! Grown adults who constantly bitch and moan about children and babies acting like… children and babies, and refusing to accept that children and babies have been and always will be part of a society are honestly more childish and infantile than actual children. >

True talk >

Babies grow up dogs stay mildly gross forever and puppies are a plague just like babies. It’s a terribly unfair comparison.