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I feel like the razor to dildo numbers are probably reversed and no one wants to admit it.
I feel the entire internet has just become guerrilla marketing for Apple AirTags. >

Now that the incompetence of airlines baggage handling has been exposed (and AirTags potentially a band aid for it), you're gonna find out how much of the world is held together by metaphorical duct tape. >

Not literal duct tape? >

Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor. >

But then once in awhile it's a dildo.