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Sounds to me like Indiana has been infiltrated by the Foot clan
“Indiana man seeks reparations after being struck several times by his own throwing stars during robbery. More at 11.” >

I just want to be able to have a dagger because dagger is a fun word. >

Shiv, Dirk. What's the poinard of having daggers in your shank, stiletto and bodkin? >

r/Whatcouldgowrong >

Coming soon… >

Finally.  We've waited so long! Fought so hard! 
Justice!!!!! >

To carry or just to possess? I've always thought it was weird I can buy a gun at walmart but can't even be in possession of a throwing star. >

No legislator can resist the money and power of Big Mall Ninja $hit. >

I don't get why you would bother banning these in the first place unless you were afraid of ninjas. I wouldn't complain about repealing a dumb ban like that. >

This is a reversal of a decades old fear of martial arts weapons that were banned in some states, due to a weird fear of crimes being committed with them. An AR-15 or AK-47 is completely fine, but two sticks connected by a rope or chair, or a sheet metal star are felonies to even own in some areas. >

Women and children and mall ninjas attack! >

But not that evil weed!  No no no.  Can’t have that. I guess God made a mistake! >

Definitely not both, simultaneously. That's how we lost the Lawn Dart Wars. >

Ninja golf sounds fun >

Republicans love weapons. Love them to death. >

School shooting thwarted by tween ninja, more to come after this break… >

I'd like to thank all of the Ninja Rights activists. >

Jfc cant they get any real shit done?? Ffs! Bunch of children! >

Up next: ERs overrun by injured men in XXXXL ninja costumes.