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I see what you did there lol
“I lived an honest life” ~ guy wanted in Brazil for identity theft >

I’ve lived an honest life, if you don’t count all the lies >

It’s not a lie… if you believe it enough. >

I think this dude may beat out Trump for America's top pathological liar. >

Trump definitely has the lead on the number of lies, but Santos is a strong contender. I doubt he'll be around long enough to touch Trump's record, though. >

The thing is most of Trump's lies, are twisted half-truths, and it could be explained away through ignorance and incompetence. 
Santos will just tell you it's beautiful sunny day while being interviewed outside in the rain. >

True. Santos said he just "embellished" his resume. No, he wasn't embellishing. He was completely fabricating everything out of thin air. 
Trump is a massive embellisher of facts that are known. He lies about a lot of things, but we do know his life story is based on factual evidence. For example, Trump will say he is worth 10 billion, when it's more like 2 or 3 billion. That is embellishing. 
Santos is just a complete fraud. >

I guarantee there's something shady AF going on with his finances.  It's not going to take too long for it to come out either. >

Too many organizations looking into his sordid past now.   I doubt he gets through two full mooches. >

This guy is insane >

I’ve been listening to audio from interviews he’s given, and I actually believe that he believes that this is normal behavior. 
Something about hearing his actual voice…it was kind of disturbing. He seemed so frustrated that he was getting this flack for embellishing his resume. He seemed offended at being singled out, because “everyone does this.” And he seemed hurt that people were accusing him of not being a “real” person. He went on and on about all the conversations he’s had with constituents, and how those interactions were real and that he “exists.” 
It was wacko. 
Then I saw this: “pathological lying is a behavior pattern in which individuals lie chronically or compulsively. Sometimes referred to as mythomania or pseudologia fantastica, pathological lying generally manifests as lying for lying’s sake.“ 
Guy needs a psychiatrist. >

but please, not on my dime >


“I’ll tell you where it didn’t come from. It didn’t come from China, Ukraine, or Burisma,” Santos quipped with a grin. “How about that?”

...so then Russia. >

It came from his bank account.
It was deposited by Russia, but it came directly from his bank account after that. >


honest

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. >

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. >

"Honestly, I'm the most dishonest person you'll ever meet" >

“I am not a crook”
When faced with scandals and/or charges, let me redirect you to my character, which is somehow divorced from my actions! >

When it comes to not being a thief, I’ve lived through Nixon and Trump. He is a thief, just still minor league. >

Dishonest people always talk about how honest they are. >

Frankly, to tell you the truth about this, honestly, no lie. >

Status quo for the Republican Party these days. 
I used to think that non consensual pussy grabbing would be the end, but it just opened the door to whatever the fuck this is. >

This guy need to be brought up on charges for election fraud. >

”Don’t ask me where my money came from” is a tell-take sign that he’s obtained it illegally.  If you obtained it legally, you’d welcome people to vet you. >

"I'm not a bad person... also, all these laws and rules are for bad people, not me." >

If Santos has lived an honest life I've also lived the life of a multi billionaire. >

“I’ll tell you where it didn’t come from. It didn’t come from China, Ukraine, or Burisma,” Santos quipped with a grin. “How about that?”
What’re the odds it came from one of these places he mentioned? >

He was really proud of himself for not saying "Florida". >

How long before we find out George Santos isn't his name? >

Which life was the honest one? There are so many different versions. >

He literally told like 100 lies during the election >

Let's play a guessing game of where that money came from:


China


Drug cartels


Covid funds fraud


He is in the money laundering business and thought he could use a little bit of that kind of money for his campaign


He is some oligarch's plant in the House >

TRUMP-SANTOS 2024 >

Thank you for your scintillating contribution. /s >

I guess he figured out that he probably needed to make a change in his life. To leave behind the life of dishonesty for a better way of life, and he thought public service was just the ticket…
/satire >

Another big lie! >

I bet that when we saw footage of these two idiots sitting next to each other during Kevin McCarthy's numerous votes for speaker of the house, they were talking about how they can help each other and talked about appearing together like this in the far-right media ecosystem. Two scumbags in a pod >

He may have lived an honest life but that phrasing could mean that he lived an honest life for a few minutes once. This version of America needs to die already >

I loved it when a reporter asked him what his legal name was. >

All they need to do is begin a religion about worshipping pathological lying specifically. It’s already a political party. >

An honest li~~f~~e, I swear! >

Honest-ish.