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This should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.
Another big news day in Milton Keynes >

That part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as "the new bit" >

Well I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s. >

As old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms. >

That's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder. >

But this is the one who raised me. >

It really lifted you up when needed huh? >

Where angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure. >

This should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains. >

Slow news day? >

Not at Milton Fucking Keynes! >


Step ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s

What are you doing? >

Sigh.. unzips... >

Help, step ladder. Im stuck ! >

Imagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.
Is it bad because poor people go there? >

If you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.
Not very oniony.
I am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this. >

I live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets. >

It seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.
Also:

Crowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes). >

No sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo. >

I doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope. >

This is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today. >

People need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol >

You are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage. >

It's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad >

Another big news day in Milton Keynes >

That part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as "the new bit" >

Well I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s. >

As old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms. >

That's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder. >

But this is the one who raised me. >

It really lifted you up when needed huh? >

Where angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.