>

They also took down the metal detectors
Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls. >

crystal pepsi ! >

Cocaine back in Coca Cola >

The Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them. >

Missing the secret ingredient. >

How pointless. >

It's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office? >

If this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory "scheduling" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness. >

Willie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol >

On top of! >

Old Smokey. >

Any of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?
They're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.
How does that help anyone but them?
What kind of fool votes for these people? >


What kind of fool votes for these people?

People who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits. >

Bankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack. >

Thanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way. >

No but they can charge you more if you do. >

It seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID >

Yeah, COVID really scrambled their brains.    They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person. >

What an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive. >

FreeDumb >

Next they're going to make groping acceptable again >

Cigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles… >

Sponsored by Matt Gaetz >

gotta light up that cigar after fucking America >

Republicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing 
gets cancer
Republicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care. >

“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP >

...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks >

Killing yourself to own the libs, classic. >

Who's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings? >

EPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco.  As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities. >

Smoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America! >

Weed is legal in DC.
Every Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.
They dont even need to smoke it.  Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.
Just make the place REEK.  
Fuck loud, that building should scream. >

The Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a  Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.
By the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property. >

Speech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with. >

Can't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides? >

Regressives >

I don't think even Trump will approve of this one. >

He doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position. >

Those are lies that do nothing but support the "legend" of the fat clown. 
When your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself. >

If Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself. >

From a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside. >

Check your wallet folks.  This art of distraction is in full swing.
If I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans.  I used to crack a pack a day.  I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts.  At least I would feel I did something with my life. >

If they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices >

Who puts smoking back? >

Its fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill” >

disgusting fucks >

Typically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s. >

The GOP is the pro-cancer party. >

The cure for cancer is more cancer. >

Whats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too? >

The desire to keep a job? >

This is ridiculous and pointless. >

Crack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security. >

Not good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol
Like that time Hank caught Bobby smoking >

Just another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority. >

They are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!! >

Gotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite? >

Since they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts. >

Well that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH >

Makes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there... >

What a shit show >

Notice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction >

I'm embarrassed for them... >

Do they also have calendars with naked men on them? >

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" >

"You ever been in a cockpit before?" >

they're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco. >

Who the fuck still smokes in 2023? 
gross. >

Unfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet. >

I barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.
Nicotine addiction sucks! >

I understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes. >

Can you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes? >

Common sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them. >

In doors? Ew >

Yeah right? >

Who smokes anymore? >

People still smoke? >

Can liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs. >

Fucking gross >

So still working for the American people I see… >

Government big dumb circus. >

Moonshine and cat houses are next. >

next up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot >

So they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this? >

In Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud. >

GOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.
Garbage in ---  garbage out. >

You know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, "We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!" It was met with a chorus of "YEAH!" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe... >

Is this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????” >

And we all know it isn’t for weed. >

But the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us! >

Brought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris! >

Which house members smoke? >

if i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...
what about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.
so much for pro life party...
what if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke... >

Pro fetus. Nothing more. >

Out of the womb, left for the tomb. >

Smoking what? >

Crack? Because wft? >

Do any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere?  The 60s called.  They want their dumb asses back >

Pretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room. >

It’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue. >

Just not weed. That's still illegal