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Well, you're comparing an adult dog to an infant human. Not exactly fair.
Puppies are the fucking worst. In the span of 3 weeks, peed all over the place - sometimes just out of happiness to see us, she ate two sofas despite lots of exercise and chew toys, got herself a $1200 vet bill from eating all sorts of garbage, and her little teeth were razor blades.
Your dog might not smell to you, but other people might be bothered by it.