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The last person on earth will travel to another planet and die there, their funeral will be on the other planet.
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Pre dig grave, stand over it, shoot in head falling backwards, land on a jukebox that plays a sad song. Sounds like a funeral to me… >

Even easier if you want to get cremated. Just jump into a volcano. >

Well, that's more like a food exploding in your microwave... then cremation >

I'm just imagining a sad-but-decisive musical score, swelling as he approaches the caldera. 
A sustained note echoes as he looks down through the smoke.
The music cuts entirely as his feet leave the edge, and we watch him fall, diving down towards the-
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It depends on what you define as a person. If your ai helper buries you in a ceremony is that a funeral? How about if Grays attend? >

I was gonna say, OP clearly hadn’t seen iRobot >

Animals have been seen to mourn bones on their journeys so I would imagine that another creature would pay their respects. 
Or whatever evolves from us will do something as we did for ours.