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It was underwater wasn’t it
Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place. >

Thank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer. >

Quick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive… >

Not the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu. >

I wish to argue with you about that punishment at length. >

I’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.
RemindMe! 4,561 days >

Can I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue >

Excellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035 >

“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”
You would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier >

you forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was >

It was never really lost so much as ignored >

Poseidon will be pissed >

Isn’t he always? >

Sometimes he kisses me >

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Instructions unclear. Fucked Zeus >

You and everybody else. Except Hera. >

Forget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite? >

Tucked under the hood of the labia. >

But where could that be? >

It’s in her purse.  Her naughty purse. >

I thought I found it under the couch. >

No, just above the cooch. >

You can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right? >

I know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote. >

That was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of. >

There was only one temple built for Poseidon? >

There are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens. >

I’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave. >

That's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities. >

I preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop. >

I sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was >

That actually makes me feel like its not that long ago. >

I mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol >

Not really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao. >

If you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone! >

Look I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right? >

What happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them? >

Then Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.
Or really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes. >

They lost it!!?
But seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece. >

Easily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus. >

I like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff! >

I like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature. >

That is an accurate way to describe any god. >

Why 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape. >

Ocarina of time Water Temple flashbacks >

time for Kratos to get to work... >

This is a job for Arkantos >

Ah a fellow man of culture I see >

Legendary boons in there >

But have they found the Poseidon Adventure? >

Dr. Jones unavailable for comment. >

If it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks! >

I bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey >

Oh yeah, I should get around to finishing that. >

I'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these? >

The fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa. >

Or a two thousand year old Red Lobster. >

“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body. >

Reads like a clickbait. >

Of course it took this long to find the water temple. >

Maybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊 >

Did they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming? >

All hail our Lord Poseidon! >

Release the Kraken! >

“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”
“Babe, your whooha is haunted.” >

I've seen this movie...best to leave it be. >

Water they talking about. >

“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”
Odysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.