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Ok, Denmark.
Welcome to NATO! >

I wonder if it was kept under wraps until this very moment as a bargaining chip. >

'This huge deposit of rare valuable Materials were just sitting there, in the vault...  no one knew... honestly.' 
-Sweden >

"To our surprise they were already forged, purified and polished" >

"And they had Swiss markings." >

"Which is good because we are Swiss"
I am stupid..... >

Switzerland is where the 'Swiss' live.
Sweden is where the 'Swedes' live. 
Source: I am descended from 'Swedes'. >

Swede is also a kind of turnip