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So its like that other one where as soon as you play it you are doomed to loose.... Whats it called again...?  Ah yeah
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If you were well hydrated to start you might make it past that 70 hour mark. It would probably be terrible, and you'd lack any ability to really save yourself, but 70 hours isn't necessarily the end. >

Honestly, I don't want to do the kind of permanent damage to my body that 70 hours no water might do but it sounds remarkably doable, especially if you prep for it. >

You're also on a ~5minute counter to death unless you breathe again. >

Even scarier, you're on a one minute countdown to getting hit by a car that resets every time you aren't. >

Wow, that sounds like an intense game of life or death! I guess it's time to keep hydrating and make every second count!