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The shoes he wore when he kicked the winning field goal for Argentina 🇦🇷
The high-heeled ones?  Or the running shoes, the ones he wore to win the Boston Marathon? >

Signed 86 Jordan’s >

I'm thinking more Lubiton, not Jordan's >

Actually he had his special edition Lubiton 85 Jordan’s >


“They robbed me, took my briefcase, took my shoes and my watch. And that was in broad daylight,” he said, speaking in his native Portuguese. “I was leaving my office, going to the garage, getting my car, and I was mugged.”
The podcast host incredulously asked Santos: “They stole your shoes in the middle of Fifth Ave.?”
“In the middle of Fifth Ave.,” he retorted, pinpointing the spot of the alleged crime just a block from Trump Tower at 725 Fifth Ave.

Everything happens to this guy! He's got a story for everything. Classic pathological liar. >

Isn’t that the same place that Trump shot someone? >

and I got actually many many millions more votes after that, believe me.  they said to me, "Sir, we've never had a Stronger President," so true. >

I'm legitimately wondering if he's clinically, mentally ill as an uncontrollable liar >

Why are you wondering? >

Like... is it a brain tumor or something? Did he get cursed by a witch he ran over, so he does and says the opposite of what he wants? >

It's a brain thing.
Science says pathological liars have extra prefrontal white matter, and less grey matter. >

He could say, "I have two eyes, two ears, one nose, and one mouth," and no one will believe him.
Edit: Spelling. >

If he said he was two-faced, I'd believe him. >

No you misunderstood he was claiming he played harvey dent. >

I didn't know Harvey Dent appeared on Hannah Montana. >

He was in drag you may have missed it. >

you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school, in Canada. >

Nah i definitely dated that girl in middle school. Small world >

Got to appreciate the enormity of this assholes lies- 5 th Avenue at 55th in broad daylight ? Really? As if that isn’t the heart of Midtown with cops everywhere ? Couldn’t be some dark crime ridden block in an outer borough? Nope. Not this puke. He goes all in with his fabulosity. >

Lol. I visited Manhattan for a week, many years ago, and even I was amused by his choice of locations for this lie. The sheer amount of foot traffic and police presence has to be seen to be believed. >

It's a good rundown of just some of his accomplishments. I did not care for the disclaimer at the end--"These images are not real." Belief in Santos is, for me, an extension of my deep, personal faith in the one true God--the one even I don't believe in. >

They were his favorite manolo blahnik pumps! >

He got them at a sample sale! >

Sampling his roommate’s closet is more like it. >

Pulling a Jussie Smollett >

Or a Brian Williams? >

I am Spartacus?