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Or fairies, or elves, or the schmoopypie, a yet to be proven creature I just made up.
My fav is good ole carbon monoxide >

It’s strange that since we’ve known about carbon monoxide and have got rid of most of it in houses there are far fewer haunted houses around. >

Correlation ≠ causation except for when it does 🥵 >

yeah ghouls are just as likely to have caused those things