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The intro to that show scares the daylights out of my parents cats, to the point that Lilyhammering became a word they use anytime something startling happens.
I canceled Netflix because they canceled so many unsuccessful shows that I thought were pretty good >

Sure, if you define success as not having been cancelled, his statement is correct >

Exactly. I haven't killed a single living person. >

Can't cancel a successful show if you cancel everything before it has a chance to become one! >

That's cool Ted. I've never told anyone to watch Netflix because all the shows I like get cancelled. They already know about the 5 popular ones. >

I mean, once you cancel it it’s no longer successful, so he’s right! >

He's obviously delusional. 
These idiots don't want just success, they expect all their shows to reach Stranger Things or Squid Game levels of success.
What really determines that a show is successful anyway? They should be looking into that instead of just saying bullshit like this. >

Shows are only successful if everyone binges them in the first week. Having a backlog of shows that last all the way to the end of the story seems to not be important to them. >

I'm probably the only lilyhammer fan but I was sad it wasn't properly finished