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Easy on the guy, maybe he's done it so many times of his many years that he simply can't remember them all. /s
He didn't flash her, but he will tell you the names of his 4 friends who did if you stop saying he did.  
Edit: I am not advocating for the idea that he shouldn't have snitched. I just think if you are the kind of asshole who would traffic coke then rat out your "coworkers" you are probably the kind of asshole who would flash someone your dick.
And not saying you shouldn't turn someone in for sexual misconduct.
Also, it's a joke. >

What am I missing here? >

Tim Allen ratted on his cohorts to get out of trouble for carrying a shit load of cocaine. >

Well he is Tim the Tool Man..  its in the name. >

His real name is literally Tim Dick. >

Tim Allen should’ve played Woody >

Why would he admit to it if he did? >

Exactly. Something that happened 25 years ago, probably in privacy, and pre-cell phone. It’s the easiest thing to deny. 
He 100% did it. The “it’s only fair” joke is right up his alley. >

Guilty until proven innocent huh >

It may shock you to know that reddit is not a court of law, but rather a place where people share opinions. >

He definitely did that shit. >

I loved Tim Allen before his right wingedness took over. And i totally believe he did it >

He was always right wing >

And way ahead of the GOP curve... got arrested for trafficking 500g of cocaine in the late 70s. >

Does he have CIA ties? >

There was a small airplane involved >

I think Comedian Jim Jefferies told a story about Tim getting a bit "rapey" with 2 women in a hotel room after the Just for Laughs festival about 15 years ago. I think it was in his special fully loaded. >

Was that him? I didn't think he named anyone. >

At different shows he's supposedly named or hinted at different people. >

Pam: “You call that a tool?” >

You can't even steer a boat with that. >

He looks like an older Andy Dick... >

Andy dick looks like an older andy dick. >

Well, he also worships a grifter who doesn't think a rape can occur if the perpetrator thinks he's good looking, so... >

Stephen Hawkins?
Edit: meant Stephen hawking, and I was (unsuccessfully) joking >

The Australian rower? >

? >

I searched the interwebz for "Stephen Hawkins" and only found an Australian olympic gold medalist rower. >

Kk, is that the grifter? Op seems to have abandoned his claims >

The grifter to whom I refer is Donald J Trump, 45th President of the United States of America.  I'm not sure who "Stephen Hawkins" is. >

Cool, so just say so from the beginning. >

This guy has a reputation for being a complete POS behind the scenes so I wouldn’t put this past him. >

All of his co-workers on that set just hated him.  That says a lot about what kind of person he is, imo. >

All of them? JTT made an appearance on Tim Allen’s more recent TV show.  I don’t know why he would do that if he hated him. >

$uch a my$tery... >

Money me.  Me a money now.  Me a money needing a lot now. >

Oh he 100% did. Prolly did the "laugh" after too. He played the Gariest Stu on his own show all about him... No way the dude is some humble sort. >

Tim Taylor was not a Gary Stu.  Gary Stus and Mary Sues are "portrayed as inexplicably competent across all domains, gifted with unique talents or powers, liked or respected by most other characters, unrealistically free of weaknesses, extremely attractive, innately virtuous, and/or generally lacking meaningful character flaws." He was frequently portrayed as incompetent.  Literally, everything he tried to build except the car had disastrous results.  That was the running gag of the show.  Al had to clean up Tim's messes. >

Tim, if this shelf is straight. This ball wont roll off.
Ball doesn't roll, instead the shelf falls