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Good for the Aussies - not allowing Nazi lovers into their country is their prerogative and one I support
“Sorry Mum and Dad. I’d love for you to meet my new boyfriend but he’s been deemed too mentally unstable to be on the continent.” >

Fair enough love, maybe one day... >

Australian Customs: Do you have a criminal record?
Tourist: No, are they still required? >

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there >

Oh no…. Pls I dont want to hear or talk about Kanye anymore.
Guy is totally irrelevant in the big picture. >

100% visa ban. Get it done. >

No such thing as a visa ban, they wait until someone applies, then accept/reject the application. 
Even then, subsequent ministers can change their mind e.g. Djokovic and Tyson got in after having their visa cancelled/ application rejected earlier. >

To Kanye we say kan-nay >

Ye no.... >

Maybe he should try Israel.