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Obviously this is a strange edge case but I've always thought it was important to never save my credit card info anywhere.
I have it memorized.
If someone manages to compromise my accounts, they could probably do damage but my credit info won't be in there. I feel like it's just part of having good security practices. An added bonus is that if I find myself in a jam, with no wallet, I can still give my card info over the phone.
The story is better than it sounds as well lmao
Fish was hooked up to a tank that could input his movements into a nintendo switch, that was also livestreamed unsupervised
The fish was trying to beat the new pokemon game but it crashed, he then happened to go onto the EShop and add about 4 dollars worth of yen (500) to his owner's account, BUT in the process he exposed the credit card details to ALL of the livestream viewers
What a lad. >

The fish was "trying" to beat a game? 🤨 >

Yeah it's not uncommon now, people hook their fish tanks up to image recognition software and depending on the area it will translate that into nintendo switch inputs
check this out >

Trying ascribes intent and that the fish understands the link between swimming into things and the changes in game state.
This seems more like the room full of monkeys in typewriters. >

Yeah it's pretty much random chance but still fucking hilarious >

The fish did beat one of the Pokemon games already took 3500 hours ish.  Which is hilarious. >

Evidence the game wants you to win lmao >

All that they care about is that you buy multiple versions of the same damn game, in every color, gemstone, precious metal, or whatever.  Soon, they'll be down to releasing Pokémon Onion/Shallot. >

The moms are gonna get in on pokemon now too lol >

Moms will jump on this shit when editions are named after moon phases and planetary alignments. >

Now let's see if it can pull a phishing scam. >

To keep it simple you'd want to scale it down. >

You still want to make sure you can fin-ish it. >

Thats illegal. If he gets caught he’d surely be gill-ty. >

Found this on r/aquariums. Article is actually neat. >

r/brandnewsentence >

The fish's favorite movie is Johnny Mnemonic. >

I didn't know that Klaus was into Pokémon.  Man, Stan's gonna be pissed! >

Somewhat disappointed I had to scroll so far to find a dadder in the comments >

No wonder chi-yu got banished to uber >

What? Chi-Yu is evolving! >

Good thing it can't.  I'd hate to see what this fish could do with opposable thumbs. >

You say it can't now, but just wait and see what happens in a couple million years. >

You have no idea how fast I can tap B, and there's always Everstones!
Edit:  you don't need an Everstone with Chi Yu.  Like a Dallas Cowboys fan, it can't evolve. >

I don’t care. Best headline in a day or two. >

This is the same fish that accidentally discovered a glitch in one of the old pokemon games too. >

And people are worried about AI?! >

I hate when this happens. >

Fishing Scam >

Damnit goldeen, stop buying games on my account >

This was bound to happen. >

Omfg 😂😂 >

Every sentence of this was art. >

Michael Reeves? >

Michael Reeves did this >

Heckle fish behave…..and where is you tinfoil hat? >

BONG!! >

Frederick? Is that you?