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My fav is good ole carbon monoxide >

It’s strange that since we’ve known about carbon monoxide and have got rid of most of it in houses there are far fewer haunted houses around. >

Correlation ≠ causation except for when it does 🥵 >

yeah ghouls are just as likely to have caused those things >

Or fairies, or elves, or the schmoopypie, a yet to be proven creature I just made up. >

The Schmoopypie is a mysterious creature that lurks in the shadows, following those with long toenails and small stature. Its diet consists solely of toenails, and it is said that if it eats enough of them, it will ascend to heaven. Some say the Schmoopypie is a benevolent being, helping to trim the toenails of those it follows, while others believe it to be a malevolent force, preying on the vulnerable. Whatever the truth may be, one thing is certain: the Schmoopypie is not to be trifled with. >

Also, it's what I call my cat sometimes. >

A ghost wrote this to throw us off the scent. Don't fall for it. >

Great now they are taking over social media.. >

They never suspect the feral girl living in your walls >

Gremlins do not get enough credit. >

This is what I say when shit goes inexplicably missing or any other minor bizarre happenings. >

Agreed. Besides, the last ghost died in 1745. >

Ahhhhh, another seasoned r/ghosts frequenter, I see. I am like you. >

Lol I've actually never been there but my mom and some friends will talk about this stuff and I'll just be like what about a white orb floating around makes you think it's a phenomena involving a dead person's spirit? >

Orbs in a picture are basically always a flare or dust floating in front of the lens. >

Most of what we ‘see’ is actually our brains photoshopping reality… and it goes wrong sometimes, kind of  exactly like you’d expect on a computer made of meat and electricity. >


Unexplained banging on the walls at night? Ghost

Hey bro, the Wild Hunt is technically just ghosts. And Odin. >

I will go as far as to say that anyone who believes in ghosts is borderline mentally slow, at best. >

I don't believe in them either. But a lot of people do so I try not to be insulting about it because I know I'd end up offending someone I wouldn't to. >

Ever wonder if sometimes people need to be insulted when they are being absurd?  Too much reinforcement of bad ideas in our societies. >

Is...is this actually a popular opinion? >

When people say they believe in ghosts, they use instances like what I listed as proof. >

So you claim everyone does this?