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I would rather risk it than play in poop. I’m really bored of the terrible suggestion
It’s only gelato if it comes from the Gelato region of Italy, otherwise it’s ice cream >

Sparkling ice cream >

Did you know it is actually possible to make carbonated ice cream? Did it by accident one time. >

just use dry ice easy >

Yes! >

Don't even get me started on the looks you get when you order 'action man bow tie pasta' at a fancy Italian restaurant. >

r/UnexpectedPartridge >

Gelato literally just means "ice cream". It's not a proper noun, Italians don't have a different word for American-style ice cream, and they sure don't say "ice cream" when they talk about a tub of Ben & Jerry's. >

Gelato can be ice cream, but itself is not ice cream. All ice cream has minimum 10% milk fat, where as there is no standard for Gelato. >

That's exactly what op said not to do >

OP is an idiot. Legally it cannot be called that if it doesn’t have enough fat. Sure you can call it poop if you want to. But like some of us actually like to use proper words for things. Like I had an ex would called Tylenol “ibuprofen” which made me crazy because they’re different. >

True, my father is still in jail for calling Ice Cream gelato >

Companies. Not individuals as much as they may deserve something for their stupidity >

You can’t even afford to go to a proper womens clinic and we’re the stupid ones? >

You can just drop a couple hundred dollars on a whim? Because where I live a real gyno visit would be like $200+ like sorry I couldn’t afford college so now I don’t have a degree and nothing that pays well will hire you without a degree. >

Maybe try a trade? No degree required to be a plumber or welder, I think.