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I know right. The next documentary is gonna be lit af. A whole new cast of sad broken investors and tons of dumb peasants stranded on a island
Sounds like it's just a media stunt to drive up a little bit of hype. It seems like it's geocaching with a prize at the end? Maybe? Probably not?
Also he's a fugitive in the Bahamas LMAO >

Bahamas is getting some fun publicity this year. I wonder if strategically they are planning to drive growth by capturing rich failed entrepreneurial assets lol >


capturing rich failed entrepreneurial assets

They have a literal Paradise Island where the tourists and particularly wealthy people hang out at the resorts or on their private estates.
As in, all of those people are sheltered from the reality of the country by being sequestered away on their own little island. >

$47 lettuce sandwiches?
Farts in a goblet? >

I thought he went to prison? >

He did, he was released after serving 4 years of a 6 year sentence. I assume he's been rehabilitated. >

Someone married that humanoid turd? >

She's probably a grifter also.
Edit: POS would be the correct term. Or she has a "I can change him" type of attitude. Just like all the nurses that marry police officers.
Edit: also, some nurses just don't give a fuck >

Nurses can treat thier own black eyes >

Two words
wYre fraud >

It’s not fraud it’s false advertising >


His new venture, PYRT (pronounced “Pirate”), launched on social media in October and is supposed to kick things off by hosting, yes, a remote island extravaganza — one that McFarland insists is not a festival. Featuring a slew of influencers and creators, the purported tropical experience will include virtual reality technology that the company says will allow users to participate and control what happens on the island in real time from home.

So... Semi-virtual Fyre Festival. 
People have food in their fridges! We can't get accused of feeding them dry bread and lettuce leaves if they're still in their own homes! -Billy and Ja probably. >

What island is going to allow him to set up shop, after what happened last time? Doesn't he still owe money to workers from Fyre Fest? >

I guess if they do, at this point it's on them. >

where is Ja Rule at? lets get him on the horn to invest if he hasnt already
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What does Ja think??? >

Someone get Ja so I can make sense of this! >

Dude literally called his new thing Pirate. >

I'm probably not going >

No way, me too! >

He's going into business with George Santos? >

Hey now. George Santos singlehandedly organized and ran Woodstock. Both times. 
/s because I have to. >

George Santos invented inventing. Truly a visionary man. >

Hopefully no one has to provide sexual favors for water this time around. >

"Good thing I didn't have to, but let's make sure everyone knows I was gonna!" >

If you are considering giving this person money go boil your head. >

"It was, basically, the promises that got him last time." Understatement of the year. 
The last one failed, and his solution is to make another try, this time bigger and without promises. What a pos human failure, he shouldn't have gotten out early. >

Whoever goes with him deserves whatever they get. >

If you haven't seen it watch Fyre on Netflix literally eye opening. >

The Netflix doc seemed way too biased towards supporting FJerry
That being said, Fyre Fraud on Hulu
(Though true legends got their info from Internet Historian on YouTube) >

I've always felt the Hulu doc didn't get enough attention and it was very well done. >

the problem with Hulu one was that they god him to do an interview and didnt really become to critical about the whole thing. >

They could only go so far and still get his cooperation. But he still came off looking bad, and they asked him things he couldn't answer. Even tapped out a couple of times. >

This guy is a narcissist - he sees himself as a wunderkind genius. Failed business after failed business. Who keeps giving him funding?!! >

Everyone told him he was a wunderkind genius too. We need to stop telling 20-somethings corpo rats that they're geniuses. >

Stunned this doesn’t involve crypto or NFT’s in some way. >

Can’t wait to miss it! >

Great. Give him free advertising. >

This seems to fall under "..a fool and his money are soon parted" This has been attributed to a Dr.  John Bridges circa 1527. A very accurate observation that has held up over time. >

And anyone who signs up for it deserves what they get at this point. >

What?  He’s out of jail already?? >

Adds credence to the old saying, "A fool and his money are easily parted." >

Naaawww. That guy is a joke. Total fraud. >

Fool me once, shame on me.  Fool me twice - NOT Happening,   Have people learned anything? >

No, they have not. Their brains seem incapable. >

And suckers will still fall for it. >

I can't wait to see this shitshow.