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She must be incredible at oral
Mccarthy - “You…complete…me..”
MTG - “Show me the space lasers!” >

Historically, she's always had a thing for pedos...
Everyone has a type. >

She gotta have something on him. >

It's gotta be something pretty bad. He was already having an affair with a congresswoman back in 2016 (which prevented him from becoming speaker at that time). >

So weird to hitch your wagon to one of the worst "politicians" I've seen in my lifetime >

Unlike previous GQP leaders who were usually regarded as pretty intelligent, he's considered dumb as a rock. From what I've read he mostly got where he is by being a schmoozer and a lot of luck. He's a good example of how the connected can keep failing up. >

Hopefully it just hastens the downfall of their party but in reality it's just the downfall of our country. 🙃 >

And given the influence of US hegemony, probably the world! >

Eww. >

Marge is the type of girl you wake up next to after a drunken night out that opens your eyes to just how bad things have gotten in your life. >

Pretty certain even drunk my standards are higher than this.
She’s more the kinda woman you get in a drunken fist fight with outside a Waffle House. >

“From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.” ― Raymond Chandler >

Raymond Chandler is outstanding >

Very strange with a high school analogy. Children are known to have poor judgment and stick by friends who are mean…often bullying kids that are different or smart. >

It's hard to rid yourself of parasites. >

He should try ivermectin. >

Wouldn’t do shit for parasites, you need to drink the bleach. >

He can't leave her, she's got the key to his chastity cage. >

I bet their deep tongue kisses feel and sound like impossibly dry sandpaper grinding against a 1940’s chalkboard….a metaphorical anal-bleeding of the eyes and ears >

Thanks, I’m no longer hungry! >

Kind of horny for chalk >

Fuckin gross dude >

Yeah, I'm sure at some point her soon-to-be ex-husband said that too. Marge will cuck Kevin the same way. >

Divorce was final in December. >

She's either got some dirt on him, they 're fucking, or both.
Two shits in the same toilet. >

Spineless Coward. >

Fucking gross lol. >

Yeah, they fuckin'. >

Yeah I can't imagine what her divorce could have been all about.  /s
With as much as she was clinging to his shoulder for like a year, I already suspected she was throwing a leg over Gaetz.  During the numerous speaker votes I noticed he was hanging out with Bobo a lot, and those two have been at each others' throats for a while.  Now Marge seems to be all over McCarthy lately.  Wonder if his wife Judy is taking notice. >

They’re totally fucking right? >

Lol, never going to let her down, the GQP promise of the day. >

Oh god, they’re fucking aren’t they? >

These two definitely fucked. Same goes for bobo and gaetz. >

Lol. Its nice to see the slow death of the Republican party. >

It's gotta be blackmail.  She gotta have something on him. >

Or in him. >

Peg is a nickname for Marge >

dont tell his wife >

She definitely sucked him silly and got a photo of it. >

Ewww >

So now we know how she got her committee seat… >

He suffers from battered spouse syndrome. >

That delicious Marjarine booty...