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Who did he hurt to steal someone's shoes
The high-heeled ones?  Or the running shoes, the ones he wore to win the Boston Marathon? >

Signed 86 Jordan’s >

I'm thinking more Lubiton, not Jordan's >

Actually he had his special edition Lubiton 85 Jordan’s >


“They robbed me, took my briefcase, took my shoes and my watch. And that was in broad daylight,” he said, speaking in his native Portuguese. “I was leaving my office, going to the garage, getting my car, and I was mugged.”
The podcast host incredulously asked Santos: “They stole your shoes in the middle of Fifth Ave.?”
“In the middle of Fifth Ave.,” he retorted, pinpointing the spot of the alleged crime just a block from Trump Tower at 725 Fifth Ave.

Everything happens to this guy! He's got a story for everything. Classic pathological liar. >

Isn’t that the same place that Trump shot someone? >

and I got actually many many millions more votes after that, believe me.  they said to me, "Sir, we've never had a Stronger President," so true. >

I'm legitimately wondering if he's clinically, mentally ill as an uncontrollable liar >

Why are you wondering? >

Like... is it a brain tumor or something? Did he get cursed by a witch he ran over, so he does and says the opposite of what he wants? >

It's a brain thing.
Science says pathological liars have extra prefrontal white matter, and less grey matter. >

He could say, "I have two eyes, two ears, one nose, and one mouth," and no one will believe him.
Edit: Spelling. >

If he said he was two-faced, I'd believe him. >

No you misunderstood he was claiming he played harvey dent. >

I didn't know Harvey Dent appeared on Hannah Montana. >

He was in drag you may have missed it. >

you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school, in Canada. >

Nah i definitely dated that girl in middle school. Small world >

Got to appreciate the enormity of this assholes lies- 5 th Avenue at 55th in broad daylight ? Really? As if that isn’t the heart of Midtown with cops everywhere ? Couldn’t be some dark crime ridden block in an outer borough? Nope. Not this puke. He goes all in with his fabulosity. >

Lol. I visited Manhattan for a week, many years ago, and even I was amused by his choice of locations for this lie. The sheer amount of foot traffic and police presence has to be seen to be believed. >

It's a good rundown of just some of his accomplishments. I did not care for the disclaimer at the end--"These images are not real." Belief in Santos is, for me, an extension of my deep, personal faith in the one true God--the one even I don't believe in. >

They were his favorite manolo blahnik pumps! >

He got them at a sample sale! >

Sampling his roommate’s closet is more like it. >

Pulling a Jussie Smollett >

Or a Brian Williams? >

I am Spartacus? >

The shoes he wore when he kicked the winning field goal for Argentina 🇦🇷 >

This guy tells the most make believe stories ever. His imagination is up there. >

Lying little shit >

In the summer of 2021, allegedly. >

This could happen on film and I still wouldn't believe him >

Middle of Fifth Avenue he says? Was it by someone slathered in orange grease, with a terrible hairpiece? >

More importantly, did he commit insurance fraud with this too? >

Not kidding he lifted part of this story from a Sex and the City episode. I’m not kidding here it is
✅ Stolen Watch
✅Stolen Bag
✅Stolen Shoes
✅Stolen from this scene >

I came here and typed this. Just memory tho no receipts.   Proves one thing— he’s gay or a woman.  That’s the target audience of that show. >

no not his volleyball shoes :( >

He is talking shit. Everything that comes out of his mouth is shit >

Sure, Jan >

If he was, then it’s the perfect crime. Nobody would believe him.
Somebody call Bill Murray! >

Must be true, shoes are very important for transvestites. >

Don’t worry. He fought them off because he also moonlights as a vigilante >

nice story...does anybody believe anything this guy says anymore? >

Did one of them have a New Zealand accent? Was he driving a cocaine-covered Prius? Did they happen to put a lint seed oil on his wooden ceremony gun? >

He is ruined. Nobody will believe a word he says from here forward. >

He is totally going to be the rnc presidential candidate. He checks every single box that can be imagined. >

Is he able to distinguish truth from fiction? >

I think he wanted Donald to invite him in.. >

"Wolf, wolf!" cried George, and nobody came. There is a moral to that story. No, wait, no morals from that corner. >

God damn I am so tired of seeing articles about this guy >

I used to live on Long Island for a number of years. One thing I learned about a lot of the people out there is that they think Manhattan is a crime ridden, dangerous area. 
This particular area is one of the wealthiest in the city. It’s where you take tourists if you want them to windowshop. Rockefeller center, Tiffany’s, harry winston, St Patrick’s cathedral. There’s no way you’re getting mugged there. >

No, no, no Anthony. You're supposed to talk about what a shithole Chicago is. Didn't you study your talking points handout? >

Sounds like a weak-ass attempt to drum up sympathy from a public fed up with his antics. “You can’t be mad at me! Look how hurt I am! I’m a poor, innocent victim and you should all give me your unquestioning sympathy!” 
Creep. >

George Santos told me he was once assaulted by a duck, but it was really a chair in a dark room. >

George Santos told me he was car jacked by a cat, but it was really a toddler in a cozy coupe who stole his lollipop >

The boy who cried wolf. >

It's truly sad that nothing can be done to remove this lying POS from the US Congress if the Republican party decides to just let him have the seat.  Which is what appears to be the case. 
For some reason there's zero recourse to this problem.
Any other job and he's out on his ass. US Congress? one of the 538 most powerful people in the country?  Yeah totally fine >

He also claimed in the same interview that he survived an assassination attempt while running for Congress--which of course would have been huge news in the US had it actually occurred. He evidently assumed no one from the US would ever hear Portuguese-language interview he gave to a radio program in Brazil. Apart from being dishonest, he's just shockingly brazen and stupid. >

Sure you were. Sure. >

Wasn’t this a Jerky Boys bit? >

You want me to bring my f’n tools? I’ll work circles are them >

Not the Malo Blanc's. >

It’s so bizarre that it’s amazing >

Is it just me, or has this dude had the most interesting/rollercoaster life? Robbed, drag, closeted, actor, vet....what's next? Batman, astronaut, special forces? >

Right…so, anyways…. >

Is someone getting him the help he needs?