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Another Showerthought about porn, what a surprise. This sub used to be good
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But a Reddit post can have 100 million comments and only 50 upvotes. >

With the comments having more upvotes than the op >

And a bunch of death threats mixed in >

And of course a healthy dose IP address. >

and a sweet little doxx >

And my axe >

And my bow >

And my sword >

And my suit of armour >

And my decapitated robot overlord >

Have y’all read through the comments on PH vids? Some of them are hilarious. >

Yeah but most of them are suuuper boring, a funny ph comment is a diamond in the rough >

Truly. Especially on those vids of people getting nukes in call of duty. Idk how they stay up. >

PH has a total of about 80 moderators >

Damn that’s less than I would imagine for some reason. >

Remember when they nuked about a million videos? Part of it was that it wasn't moderated, the mods would have to go through thousands of hours of porn in a week to get through all the stuff that gets uploaded >

Damn. That much porn? >

And the comments are always the wildest (most likely broken English) shit you’ve read since your last visit >

But half the time it's not broken English because the commenter doesn't speak English, but rather they just can't spell >

And I solute these precious few brave commentors for telling me the name of the girl in the video. You are the real heros gentlemen. >

Man, I looked at a porn video comment and it was the a fucking spoiler to the ending of fallout 4 that I was like 4 hours away from completing, I was so fucking mad! 
No context, no leading into it....just ruined my day in between all the other comments of name? What's her name? She hot I'd fuck her, what's her name? >

And only 1 Share
And even that's done in error by the person who manages the Senator's social media >

Go to an advertiser's channel and you'll see ads that run on YouTube videos as standalone videos. Those often have millions of views and no comments because people don't typically go to the source on YouTube. >

Anyone remember when this was a thing “Holds Door in Public (almost caught)” >

Porn videos and Chinese Nationalist propaganda videos. They get millions of views thanks to bots built into Chinese cell phones and apps but no one actually watches them or comments.