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Pretty certain even drunk my standards are higher than this.
She’s more the kinda woman you get in a drunken fist fight with outside a Waffle House.
Mccarthy - “You…complete…me..”
MTG - “Show me the space lasers!” >

Historically, she's always had a thing for pedos...
Everyone has a type. >

She gotta have something on him. >

It's gotta be something pretty bad. He was already having an affair with a congresswoman back in 2016 (which prevented him from becoming speaker at that time). >

So weird to hitch your wagon to one of the worst "politicians" I've seen in my lifetime >

Unlike previous GQP leaders who were usually regarded as pretty intelligent, he's considered dumb as a rock. From what I've read he mostly got where he is by being a schmoozer and a lot of luck. He's a good example of how the connected can keep failing up. >

Hopefully it just hastens the downfall of their party but in reality it's just the downfall of our country. 🙃 >

And given the influence of US hegemony, probably the world! >

Eww. >

Marge is the type of girl you wake up next to after a drunken night out that opens your eyes to just how bad things have gotten in your life.