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Imagine doxxing yourself to the authorities because some Swedish girl hit you with a mid tier insult.
“two young women were found in a villa in Voluntari, Romania, alleging that the brothers held them in the residence by force.” Held by force in Voluntari, can’t make this up! >

Held involuntarily in Voluntari, and an arrest by GRETA by Greta >

The matrix is bugging out, man. >

Nah, the new writer of the simulation is Tina Fey >

Honestly this and the recent news about Putin giving 9 rings of power to his allies have finally convinced me this is all scripted... >

Wait, is that something that actually happened? >

Just googled it. Lots of news sources reporting it 😂 >

All part of her plan to reduce our carbon footprints one person at a time. >

One sex trafficker at a time? If I'm not mistaken that's what he's been arrested for right? Never heard of this dude before and now he's like some drakar noir smelling Taken villian? >

I don't know, he strikes me more as an AXE Body Spray type. >

What a bizarre couple of days. To think all of this started because he needlessly felt the need to flex to a 19 year that he has an idiotic amount of cars that are damaging the environment, couldn't handle Greta's comeback against him and decided a weird video was the answer to it basically doxxing himself. If the charges are true I hope everyone involved is locked up for as long as is legally possible >

Here’s the best part: The group that tipped off the authorities to arrest him is named GRETA >

I love the theory that he heard GRETA was after him and he google it and thought it was Greta Thunberg >

No way!! Please let this be true >

About GRETA– the Group of Experts on Action against Trafficking in Human Beings
The Gold that keeps on Giving. >

Is the original name in another language? How do you start with "the Group of Experts on Action against Trafficking in Human Beings" and end up with GRETA?
Is it the GRoup of Experts on Action against TrAfficking in Human Beings? How random is that? >

The original is not in another language or if anything it's French which is nothing close to it. That's the name amd acronym. I wonder if some trafficking victim named Greta is what originally prompted the group's creation and they kind of shoehorned it in there >

That's what I'm thinking. They wanted GRETA as the name and failed spectacularly when they tried to come up with the backronym. 
If anything their acronym could be GREAT. That makes sense at least. >

They should have gone with GROSS - Get Rid Of Slimy pervertS >

GROPE - Get Rid Of Perverts Everywhere >

So…. The real Pizza-gate >

PizzaTate >

Damnit Bobby >

That boy ain't right! >

Dude. Just imagine how much free and good publicity that pizza chain must be getting. "That's right, were the ones who assisted in the arrest of Andrew Tate!" >

'Helping arrest human traffickers since 2022' >

Another one bites the crust... >

You're hired! >

Never heard of this idiot until a couple of days ago. I'm happy this turned out so nicely. What a complete failure of a human being. >

I know. His mother must be very proud >

Part of me desperately wants to see his fans' unhinged reaction to a low-key Swedish girl insulting him so thoroughly he got himself arrested to respond to her...but then I remember I really don't give a fuck about them. >

One dude got on stream saying it's now extremely important for Trump to be made President so he can issue a presidential pardon...
Probably not the sharpest tool in the shed that one >

Isn't Human Trafficking one of those crimes you physically cannot be pardoned for? He's clearly an international criminal at this point. >

More to the point, the US can’t pardon its citizens for crimes they may have committed in other countries. >

Incorrect. US is the capital of Planet Earth and makes all the decisions everywhere. If the US cut themselves off from the rest of the world only we would suffer because everyone loves and depends on America.
/s >

It's just satire, it's just satire, it's just satire. >

One thing 45 did was kill satire, as his supporters believe that and worse >

Dude literally has zero sense of humor. Except that one time he made the most hilarious joke asking if there were a way to ingest bleach or lysol. >

The white house correspondents dinner is the one time in the year where the president typically is expected to show a sense of humor. Trump just skipped those repeatedly. >

Because Trump's a manbaby that takes any slight at his ego personally. >

In his tweet he shows himself pumping his own gas.  What a peasant. >

And eating shitty delivery pizza out of a greasy cardboard box. Peasant would be a compliment to such an oozing douchebag. >

He admitted he doesn't know how to cook. He, of course, didn't say it like that. It was in an "it's women's work and beneath him" kind of way. >

The money I would pay to see him say that in person to someone like Gordon Ramsey…… >

Ramsay despises domestic abusers. Probably wouldn’t want to be in the same room with him. >

I'm honestly imagining pots and pans flying everywhere, along with a healthy dose of insults like "you fucking donkey!" >

"Make sure to get the oil shimmering before you press your abusers face into it to get a good sear. What that's going to do is lock the moisture in so it doesn't get dry." >

👏 >

“George Takei tweeted that Romanian authorities had been able to find Tate "All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off."
"Do I have that right? Please say I have that right," Takei added.”
Lmao >

Fucking legend. >

that pizzeria is sitting on a goldmine's worth of free publicity
now would be the time to launch global franchising
EDIT: slogan "Jerry's Pizza: Tastes Like Justice!" >

If I was the pizzeria owner I would lay low, crazies may try something. >

WHERE'S THE UNDERGOUND NETWORK?!?! >

What a beautiful way to end the year.
Thank you, Andrew Tate, for finally giving us something of value. >

If this dude has all of this shit going on why does he even still live in Romania?  I know he said he has casinos and other shit there, but something has always been fishy about Tate. The way he's mastered fucking with the algorithms on social media to his MLM scam to this weird shitck his cultivated. I dk. I can't put my finger on it. You're telling me this guy has a net worth into the hundreds of millions of dollars just off of running a MLM scam, shitty casinos in Romania, and a cam business. Something else is up there. If he's not going to get popped for the trafficking something else is up there. If he beats this somehow he'd be smart to just move to dubai or some other country with no extradition. >

He was in Romania because, according to his own tweets, Romania has weak human trafficking laws and their police are easy to bribe. >

Sure, but you can't just say that or the police will have to make an example of you to prove you wrong. >

Apparently he meant the local police was easy to bribe. Those arresting him were government police. >

The group that arrested him, DIICOT, are the Romanian equivalent of the FBI. So yeah, dude bit off way fucking more than he could chew. Maybe it wasn't a great idea to draw attention to yourself while committing egregious crimes and also publicly claiming to his international audience that Romania is a corrupt country that will let him do whatever he wants becauss he's rich. >


whatever he wants because he’s rich

Let’s just wait and see what happens with these charges before we start assuming he’s getting a comeuppance. >

According to everything I have read, if DIICOT has a case enough to arrest him, he is not gonna be getting out of it. A couple years ago the top prosecutor in the country, who worked for DIICOT, resigned after her husband was caught in a financial scandal and was convicted of corruption charges. So if one of there top people is a relative and cannot get her husband out of charges, I don't think Tate stands much of a chance. >

Counterpoint—a country in which the husband of such an official feels fine committing crimes like that may view corruption as a fact of life. Your point is still good but I'll wait and see on this one. >

You mean like Ginni Thomas being an active Qanon believer who actively worked to undermine the government on Jan 6? >

This omega douchebag getting arrested because his ego got hurt by a 19 year old is honestly probably the best way this year could have ended. >

Probably should have stayed off Twitter. >

Let's see, so far Elon has...
unbanned Trump (only for Trump to embarrassingly reject him)
unbanned Kanye (only to have to suspend Kanye again because he went full Nazi)
and unbanned Tate (who immediately decided to provoke a fight with a teenager and get ratiod so hard that he ended up being arrested for human trafficking). 
Good old Elon sure knows how to pick 'em. >



who immediately decided to provoke a fight with a teenager and get ratiod so hard that he ended up being arrested for human trafficking


That sentence man..
It's completely true, but there is so much to unpack in that single sintence, and without knowing the context, sounds completely unhinged. >

This world man. We're never seeing normal again. >

I think this is how our world always has been. We are just beginning to get more exposure of it. >

I thought pizza boxes aren’t usually recyclable due to the grease/cheese? >

I've heard this and that it's a myth, idk what to believe anymore >

It isn't a myth, you just need to burn them for energy at that point, at least in a lot of places. Given the value of paper it is surely not worth the difficulty/soap to remove the grease in order to save that small amount of paper. >

Now this pizzagate I get. >

we've renamed it to pizzatate >

I wonder if Musk will now ban Romania for using Twitter to locate this chode >

Probably. His feelings were hurt by them arresting his friend. >


Probably. His feelings were hurt by them arresting his ~~friend~~ supplier. >

I mean his other suppliers, 1 “killed” himself and the other is in jail.  Maybe musk is trying to take their place by using Twitter to help traffic >

Deleting evidence >

Should I be glad I only know this bloke as "Greta made fun of his tiny penis man"? >

Definitely. Leave it there and be happy he's arrested and that you don't know more. >

Pizza Tweet Takes Down Cobra Taint. >

A woman I worked with 8 months ago tried to sell me on Tate and these podcasts. Defended him when I looked into him at the time. I wonder if she still justifies and defends blindly like Trumpers. It's all a conspiracy or wrong... >

I just learned yesterday that at least 3 guys I work with are huge Tate fans. They kept insisting that it’s all allegations and Twitter conspiracies that got them arrested, there’s no proof and they’d be out of jail in days. Wouldn’t listen when I told them this has been going on way longer than Tate’s even been famous and there’s literal proof of him admitting to and bragging about human trafficking. I’m waiting to see if they eventually walk it back or they continue defending him forever. >

The man likes cheese pizza and got arrested because he ordered a pepperoni pizza. >

Thunberg saving the world even when she doesn't mean to >

Greta is the real top-g >

Literally the biggest loser in history. Dude had a worse year than Elon IN 2022 >

Did you forget about Trump? He's still becoming a bigger loser every day >

Never seen a profile shot of this dude. That is a weak ass chin for a guy that goes around making fun of people's looks and claiming to be an 'alpha'. >

It's projection. Insecure >

That escalated quickly >

Andrew Taint fans pay $50 per month to get access to a Discord server where some idiot (who isn't Taint) tells them basics about dropshipping. They fund his "success" with their stupidity. The more they pay Taint, the poorer they get, and the more Taint shames them into continuing to pay him $50. Morons. >

You’re just saying that cause you’re a brokie who can’t afford Tate’s godly advice. He is literally Jesus. Common Tate W.
/s >

Oh no, a piece of shit ends up rotting in jail………anyways >

People Musk reinstated to Twitter sure seem to be getting into a lot of trouble. >

Huh. Turns out "censorship" was protecting these people from themselves all along >

This feels like a Brooklyn 99 episode. Well done, Peralta and Santiago on the bust! >

Wait, he’s in Europe. It’s not like he drives his super cars through country borders. He flies. How would they need a pizza box to know he was there? >

This I don't get either. He has to show his passport at a border or airport unless one of the people he is illegally trafficking is himself. >

Yeah, and I’m not in Europe so I can’t say this for sure, but I’m relatively positive that while you may have a lot of freedom moving from country to country, I think the borders are still fairly well maintained and people can be tracked moving from Country to Country even if you aren’t flying. The whole pizza thing just feels like some funny story someone on Twitter made up and the media is running with it because it gets clicks. >

The borders aren't excessively monitored in the Schengen zone (I drove between Germany and Denmark twice yesterday with no checks), but he travelled into Romania which is not in the Schengen zone, and on a British or American passport. Additionally they knew where he lived, it wouldn't have been that hard to drive down and check if the lights were on every now and again. >

Pizza-tate >

Hoist by his own ~~petard~~ small dick energy. >

All of these influencer fucks deserve to be mocked.  They're worthless clowns.  Tate does especially because he's misogynist, psychopath filth. >

I knew he was a piece of shit but I didn't know he was such a piece of shit. Hope he rots in a Romanian jail forever! >


Twitter users speculated that authorities may have been aided in Tate's arrest thanks to a video he filmed in response to Thunberg's comeback**.**

Glad Tate is getting blasted, but I hate this trend of one person's "Wouldn't it be cool if..." tweet becoming a news headline.
Especially since the rest of the information in this article appears to be damning and credible.
Edit: Pizza box confirmed false.

"It is a very amusing story but it is not true. We executed a search warrant yesterday but the decision had already been made before his message [with the pizza box], then it was authorized by a judge. The prosecutor indicates that five searches took place on Thursday and that the police had “ensured that the two brothers [were] in Romania before acting. We use all kinds of information, such as those in public sources, but they are not the only ones used”.
French Article >

Right? I try to ignore the guy’s existence but even I heard a while back that he was in Romania. It seems crazy that a pizza box from a chain with a seemingly generic name was the smoking gun, and that the authorities had zero leads until that point despite all of his other statements on social media about being in Romania.
I feel like the timing could just be a huge coincidence and that everyone is running with this narrative because it is a hilarious moment of schadenfreude. >

From what I read, the authorities in Romania had suspicions he was in the country but nothing that would be solid enough to get a warrant - ~~the Schengen agreement allows for free movement of people, or~~ he could have entered through quieter, less legal means. Tweets bragging weren't enough. The pizza box was the smoking gun - something that would stand up in front of a judge to get a warrant.
Whichever way you spin it, it's huge schadenfreude though. What a way to round off the year.
Edit - okay, I get it, Romania is not in Schengen, I was wrong. >

More importantly: The pizza box video was clearly dated as happening after he got owned by Greta, so they knew he was in the country right then. >

Also, his brother was there with him too. They wanted to arrest both and not risk one getting away. The video showed that they were both likely to be in the same place. >

Are their parents still alive? I wonder if they are embarrassed or proud. >

For a self proclaimed genius, that was a pretty stupid fuck up >

It's always the self-proclaimed ones. >

Greta savings an entire generation of young teenagers and men from having this shitty toxic ideology drilled into them >

Didn't he also brag he loves Romania because "the laws are more relaxed there" a while back?
Way to get everyone down to the tourist board annoyed with you. >

Never heard of such a little dicked clown but hopefully some hard years in a Romanian prison can teach him a lesson or 2 >

Man imagine making a "No, u" joke that's so bad you end up being arrested. >

What a loser lol >

Lol all the Bro's that support this douche. If this were a Hollywood cliché, Liam Neeson would be hunting his ass. >

I still can't get over fox news running a puff piece for this guy. A cursory googling, the kind you definitely need to do to put together a 15 minute segment on someone, shows him admitting to exactly what he's accused of. He regularly brags about tricking women into a relationship and then putting them to work. It's a known sex trafficking method globally. >

Can we do a study on how this man is a role model for so many people? I’d like to understand the psychology behind this. How does that work? >

A lot of people just want that bathrobe, cigar and takeaway pizza lifestyle >

Such a beta male move >

How did a pizza box lead to his    exact location? >

From another article I read the Romanian authorities had already been trying to get a judge to sign off on searching properties that state owns but they lacked probable cause to show he was even still in the country. The pizza boxes were from a well known Romanian chain and were proof enough that he was likely in country so the judge gave them the go ahead. >

I hope no one actually believes that the police had to use a pizza box to confirm Tates location. >

I think the absolute most important part of his trial should be reading out loud the absolute shit talking in this thread in the courtroom.  Make him listen to what people think of him.  Hilarious. >

This your top G alpha male? >

And here I am asking myself "who the fuck is Andrew Tate?"... >

I'm glad this finally happened I am sick of seeing his crap on YouTube I think Greta needs a title bestowed on her Tate Slayer >

This headline really buries the lead that he was arrested for fucking HUMAN trafficking.  The media is garbage these days. >

Fragile masculinity strikes again! >

Good to see Andrew Taint get his finally. >

Oh the irony. The same groups of misogynistic incels that have peddled pizzagate conspiracy on Hillary Clinton… only for their leader to be brought down by pizza himself. 🍕🍕🍕Karma. >

Watching this douche bag go down will be so satisfying. I hope it happens. >

Dick shrinking energy right there >

I've never heard of Andrew Tate. Never. Disgusting low life. >

My father said it best when I was younger.... criminals aren't exactly the brightest. >

I've never heard of this clown, but he seems to be a great example of how "Influencer" is a word that means "Professional Useless Person" >

Is there a Scum Bag Opedia or something?  Never heard of this guy. >

Poetic justice >

Like injecting pure unadulterated schadenfreude directly into my veins. >

Imagine being as dumb as Andrew Tate lol >

Bastard brothers got what they deserved >

What level of beta bitch do you have to be to get arrested because you were too big of a slob to pick up your pizza boxes >

The dude literally got up dog'd into prison. It's been pure gold. >

I mean this dude just doesn’t get it.  I mean Dave Chappell already did the “Keeping it Real”
Skit.  Keep a low profile of the po-po are looking for you.