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Let’s hope they don’t grow up to be just as stupid and worthless as their mothers as well.
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They'll have enough money to carve up their faces like their mom's >

Bruh not even the moms look like the moms >

That’s cuz they take after their step-dad, er, mom. >

Er Surrogate mothers and.. stepdads? >

I don’t know, but Kim and khloe have. Not sure about kourtney. Many celebs in the past have used surrogates but not been open about it, Beyoncé included. It’s a touchy subject as there’s some debate about womb for sale, mental damage to birth mother and baby, human trafficking risks, human rights etc >

I have played enough sims in my day to know that it would be absolutely horrifying if the children were born WITH the mods. Always pray for a vanilla child or they'll come out looking like sexy Squidward. >

I made an ugly child once for fun, then ran the family into the ground and CPS took her away. Months later, I was playing it straight with another family, and they wanted to adopt. And who shows up but that ugly little monster I had abandoned >

my tired brain forgot we were talking about the Sims at first >

This post made me realize why I was always like "...why do they look nothing alike..." when seeing most celebrities with their kids.
Thank you for the puzzle piece. >

On that note I will say Brad/Angelina & Tom/Katie s children are carbon copies >

My first thought as well... I remember seeing a photo of Shiloh and being like "That kid is a replica of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie"... I said it as a joke and then it turned out it actually was their kid >

At first I thought, “that’s not very nice to say about mixed-race children.” Then I remembered.. “ohhh the plastic surgery.” >

God, same. Maybe because of the memes of "Kris with her grandchildren" >

This is very sad but I wouldn't be surprised if they had cosmetic work done on their children too. You already hear of the odd story of parents giving preteens and teens cosmetic surgery as a gift. >

It was been a common sweet 16 gift to give girls a nose job back in the 90s. >

Is your nose even fully grown by 16? >

Your nose technically never stops growing. That’s why old people have huge noses (same thing for ears iirc) >

Ugh..  yes.  Mine is only getting larger at the tip. >

Laughing in South Korean. In US this is a celebrity problem. In Korea it’s everyone’s problem. >

Oh they’ll follow their moms’ lead. Their parents already photoshop their own children in pictures, thus continuing that body dysmorphia cycle once the kids grow up a little more. It’s sad. >

If they were poor, they'd probably count as a cult. >

The pictures of them when they were kids look like different people. Just like the Jackson 5! >

I didnt even realize until a few weeks ago there were 5 of them, bc they have such similar looking surgeries and enhancements. I thought there were only 3 sisters this whole time lol. >

In fairness only the 3 older ones are Kardashians, the 2 younger sisters are Jenner's lol >

Oh, well, I didn't realize that either haha >

I think Chicago looks like Kim, just mixed. 
But yeah everyone else can get all the surgery to look like their moms. I mean look at Kylie and khloe they have completely different faces than they started with >

I just saw a recent picture of khloe for the first time in a while and I literally didn’t recognize her at all until I read a caption saying it was her lmao >

Yes she literally looks like a filter lol or like a my scene doll. It’s completely crazy when you compare her face to when they first got famous. >

Their mums look nothing like themselves either so they'll have that in common. >

I’ll be waiting for one to come out with a punk rock album speaking out against their family’s behaviour. Name?
The Car-Crashian >

They are going to struggle with severe body dysmorphia bc of this >

Yeah imagine what the moms will look like in 40 yrs. Even I wouldnt wanna look like that... >

The mom looks good in photos but in video sometimes you can get a glimpse of how plastic she looks. She’s had a LOT of work done. 
It’s crazy because I’m sure they have the best surgeons in the country but even Kim and Kylie look weird in some photos or videos. 
I especially feel bad for Kylie (not really bc she’s so wealthy) but she didn’t ease into getting work done it all happened very quickly when she was very young. >

Kylies face is turning into a balloon from all the residual filler. >

Yeah I think if she did maintenance on her existing work she could look pretty good for a long time, but I’m sure the first sign of aging is going to trigger a plastic surgery addiction. Which makes sense because she’s always dealt with her insecurities like that, but there’s so much even the best surgeons can do without making you look botched. 
The puffy face at 23 is really sad :( >

Well, you know, when you treat a family like a monarchy, eventually the kids start looking a little bit odd >

At this rate, they'll be fortunate to look like human beings. >

Well selling overpriced fake stuff helps you make loads of money, which will in turn fill up the plastic surgeon's pockets ! >

They don't pay for surgery they are walking billboards >

That's also true >

I’ve had zero plastic surgery or fillers or anything done, my kids still look like their dad.
Thankfully. >

You forget they have the money and means for plastic surgery. >

Their Mothers did not look like themselves when they were kids either. The second they hit legal age for any kind of surgery they’ll be getting it >

I wonder why the Kardashians have so much surgery. They naturally look good so why waste money and possibly ruin your face >

because it results in them making millions >

And because when people like them get to the points they get, the narcissism overwrites any reasonable thought. Think, they have enough money to essentially feed everyone starving on the streets, yet they don't, because they don't care. Like most wealthy, it's all about them. >

they definitely do not have enough money to feed everyone starving on the streets.
The US spends $182billion on foodstamps a year and that doesn't even cover it all. 
They are not worth anything near that. >

I was shown a clip of Kim's? kids and I can comfirm. They don't look anything like her. >

bold of you to assume their even fertile anymore after all the  chemicals theyve injected >

Nah, they'll all "fix" their appearance as soon as they get out of puberty. >

Until they’re 12 and the natural cycle of plastic surgery begin >

All the karsahians and jenners look exactly like eachother due to surgeries. Theyre gonna do the same to the kids >

That's ok, they won't look like any of thier current dads either! >

So true! When E! Or whoever look at photos of kids and their parents and wonder why they don’t look similar…. >

Please the babies will have plastic surgery before they are 18. >

I have to say, Kendall is absolutely the most natural looking. I just met her and had a couple conversations with her last night (she was shockingly down to earth and easily the kindest celeb I've met in my profession thus far, in case you were wondering). I'm curious to see what her kids look like in comparison to how she looks. >

They all look like the same type of plastic psychopath to me 🤷🏻 >

Trump had really cute wives and his boys look pretty stupid.  I'm not going to bet on genes. >

How much do you think his teenage son towering over him bothers him? I bet it's a lot >

I bet he doesn't have dogs because they are always smarter than him. >

The hate circlejerking on Kardashian is really strong on Reddit.
How do their kids not looking like their moms hurt you? 
In comparison, Tom Cruise is an influential scientologist, and his organization killed, blackmailed, and kidnapped people. Tom Cruise is never against it publicly.
But Tom Cruise gets relatively no hate from Reddit. >

Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from. The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach. 
Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot. >

> Tom Cruise is not relevant and rarely heard from.
Meanwhile his org is actively killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people
> The Kardashians are in our faces all the time. They promote all sorts of disgusting behavior and have a far greater reach.
Oh wow Kardashians are worse than killing, kidnapping, and blackmailing people? Damn I didn't know this about Kardashians.
> Also reddit hates Scientology and also talk about that a lot.
Not as much as they talk about Kardashians lol >

Adjust your subs? Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.
Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior? Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense? >

> Tom Cruise is not the only Scientologist.
But he is the most famous one and insanely influential.
> Are you saying people should only talk about Tom Cruise and Scientology and ignore all the other problematic celebrity behavior?
Why do we give attention to non-consequential things like Kardashians' children not looking like the Kardashians? Why do you give a fuck what they look like? 
Yes, we should talk about the worst behaviors of celebs that are illegal and extremely immoral.
Killing/Kidnapping people is probably the worst, right? right? Please tell me you agree. lol
> Why do you even care? Are you on the PR team for the Kardashians? Are they paying you to come to their defense?
Why do you even care to protect Tom Cruise? Are you on Tom Cruise's PR team? >

Where did I protect him? When was the last time he mattered? Who is he influencing? He is as influential as John Travolta, also now basically an old nobody. What year are you living in?
You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts. The poster had a random thought about this and many of us agree. Wtf is joining Scientology in 2022? If they still are then no one can help them, everyone knows it's an awful organization but you should be far more concerned with the Government officials and Police that prop them than some short old man who is no longer relevant. >

> Where did I protect him?
You are trying to divert from a more important issue like killing and kidnapping people.
> When was the last time he mattered?
Scientology is still active. Tom Cruise is still an influential member.
> You jumped on someone's post to be mad they posted, this is Shower Thoughts.
Yes, because we give the hate attention on things that don't matter.
Who gives a fuck what Kardashians' children look like?
But I do give a fuck that people are kidnapped and killed, and I want people to hate on that.
> everyone knows it's an awful organization
Oh and that's okay? Since everyone knows. Let's not talk about it further?!? LOL
At this point, everyone knows about Kardashians' inconsequential things like how their children won't look like their moms. Who gives a fuck?
Yet we are actively talking about Kardashians.
> If they still are then no one can help them
We can help them by hating on them more strongly. >

Then make a post about it. All anyone can post about is Scientology? Nothing else just a page full of Tom Cruise and Scientology? I don't see a ton of posts from you about Scientology, just your need to complain about someone else's post. Glad you love the Kardashians, happy for you. Glad you know better than to become a Scientologist, we don't need anymore of those. Sorry you think little ole Mr Cruise is so powerful and influential, he really isn't except within that church. >

Glad you agree.
But I can also make a comment here, which seems to have a good reach. >

A good reach? Like 4 people have seen your comment. >

It was truly bizarre seeing Madonna’s teenage daughter.  She looked so much like . . . ummm. >

I honestly hope they'll live long enough. You know, with this new recycling plastic thing I'm scared that people will try to recycle them. >

Maybe, but I don't think that it'll matter much. I don't look like my parents, and it's probably not that uncommon? I know of two Kardashian kids and they're biracial, which may add to it, I suppose >

I actually liked Kim much more when she was younger (like the time she was still with Ray J). Now I don't find her attractive at all. 2/10 >

North looks just like a teenage Kim but go off…. They got more work done to their bodies rather their faces so I’m sure they’ll all bear some resemblance >

Is this a comment on interracial children or plastic surgery lol? >

Exactly like the story of how an Asian man sued his wife because their kids were born “ugly” revealing that she had major plastic surgery work done. >

That story turned out to be fake though. It was made up because of a picture of models having a photoshoot with kids that obviously weren't theirs. The woman found it hard to find jobs after these stories got around. >

You can find the clip of the interview on youtube. It really sad how people come up with crazy BS stories “for the memes”. >

True. Also, it doesn't help that Kardashians pick the ugliest men when to date. They are looking for money, not looks. Shiloh, however, looks just like their parents. It's like Angelina and Brad morphed into one person. That's what happens when two actually attractive people have a child together >

Don't forget kimmy gonna be a lawyer!
Her porn career failed. >

It didn’t fail though, but yeah. >

Cant fail something if it didnt even take off in the first place >

Good, maybe if they are lucky their Mom's will let them keep their actual faces.