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I thought they did the Get Out thing with him and Tom Cruise.
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You've lost another Miscavige? >

Literally watched this today just because. Lol. >

What’s it from? Red October? >

That's the one. >

One of their most famous members just died of Cancer. Kristie Alley was devout and very highly leveled scientologist. At her level you're told you have super powers and can't get sick. I'm sure he's trying to release the next level of scientology to explain away why this happened. >

Scientology is bound to collapse on itself. They attempt to recruit so hard, but it's too well known and there are too many horror stories. Tom Cruise doesn't thump it and he's basically their godking. They go to college campuses all the time and I'd bet those recruitment numbers are worse than door to door Mormons. 
Scientology is a business, but it's so transfixed to its top members that it cannot effectively recruit new ones. >

I grew up in scientology and I can tell you that their ability to use cult tactics for recruiting is unparalleled, like if I didn't know any better I would think it was some kind of deal with the devil black magic shit.
Fun Fact: LRH once tried to summon a demon to have sex with. >

How did you get out? Did you grow up in it? >

Yeah I grew up in it.
Like most people who grew up in it and wanted out I never entirely extracated myself from the church because there tends to be consequences for that, if the church declares you a suppressive person other scientologists are not supposed to associate with you, the easier way is to just start making excuses not to go to the church and slowly move farther and farther away from it, I also have some health problems I treat with Marijuana and as long as I'm doing that I can't go on services so they mostly stopped pestering me. >

For the amount that scientology sucks, they could at least let you have marijuana. It really would make their barking-moonbat bullshit more tolerable. Also the obligatory Where's Shelly, David? Also, Where's David? >

David Miscaivage is almost certainly at the fort Harrison hotel, it's massive and has a ton of security and restaurants.
If he is hold up there to avoid being served not only is he living in luxury but the only way there would be any chance of getting to him would be for law enforcement to show up with an iron clad warrant and completely lock down an entire city block. >

Thanks for the insight. Doubt they will shut down a whole block. >

I thought the more relevant question was: "Where is Shelly Miscavige, David?" >

I'm sure she's happy, healthy, and alive. >

It's more than likely actually.
An ex Scientologist Aaron something... Has a YouTube channel and done a few podcasts explaining what he would believe has happened.
She was his assistant and travelling with him was his decision.
Only few celebrities knew they were married.
He got sick of her and hired a new assistant, moved Shelley to one of the more secret bases where nothing happens (Scientology dream job) >

Bases... for a "religion"...nothing sinister about that. Nope. Nothing at all. >

I think most religions kind of have bases right? >

Not very many are surrounded by barbed wire and have surveillance cameras and floodlights to keep their congregation inside the fence. >

The Vatican, Mecca, and Jerusalem all have those things. >

To prevent worshippers from escaping?? >

Depends on the circumstances I guess but yes all of the places I've listed have held people of the respective faith captive, and have used those security measures to keep others out. >

I don’t think you really understand what is going on. There is no comparison between the terroristic tactics of Scientology to Judaism, Islam and Christianity as pertains specifically to those who seek to leave the faith. Scientology is a cult that attacks and harasses -for years- anyone who speaks out publicly about the cult after leaving the cult.  It is part of their official doctrine to do so. There may be religious sites with protective fencing, but that is irrelevant to the confinement of Scientology members at their various compounds. >

Why don’t they just ask his wife? >

A miscavige of justice. >

This really should be higher. So punny. >

I'd like to know where Shelly Miscavige is. >

She wrote Frankenstein >

He knows feds closing in on Shelley's disappearance? >

This matches up with a documentary I saw about Scientology. The entire church is secretive and very sketchy. They always try to avoid any accountability through any tricks they can come up with. It's sad because they are repeatedly breaking laws but never held accountable because prosecutors won't go after them and it's hard to successfully sue them. >

The IRS tried...
Scientologists broke into an IRS building, stole all the documents on the "church" and the government unofficially just stopped trying.
Shit was/is fucked up >

They didn't break in. They infiltrated government agencies by getting church members employed in them and gathered information that way. It was the largest infiltration of the US government ever. 
It was also more than that. The Church of Scientology and it's members had hundreds of lawsuits against not just the IRS as an organization, but the individual employees as well. Their plan was to bankrupt the entire agency and everyone who worked in it with legal fees. The Scientologists gave the IRS an ultimatum where they said they would drop every single lawsuit if they were granted tax exempt status as a religious organization. The IRS then caved because they simply couldn't afford not to. >

Source? This is fucking wild, holy shit. >

a quick google search for scientology and the irs gives many examples. sources are too many to list when a 3 minute search gives all you need. >

Apologies, I am in the airport, also - work smart not hard, researching is exhausting.. >

np. the incident is well documented. scientology lost their tax exempt status in the 50's or 60's and spent 30 something years fighting to get it back. they had many followers get jobs at irs and other key areas of federal government and when all were in position, sued every government agency and individual they possibly could and basically intimidated the U.S. government into giving back their religious exemption.
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and straight from the mouth of the beast.
enjoy.... >

(my second statement about getting you to research for me was indeed a joke btw) Interesting, I will check it out, sounds like a wild series of events! >

scary actually. this was years ago. with the political climate what is is now, i have to reconsider what is possible. >

Right? A cult successfully infiltrating and bullying one of the most hallowed institutions, with regards to the running of modern society, into its own submission, damn. >

If they're in contact with his attorneys can't they just deliver him the documents? >

Literally, yes. But for purposes of effecting service of process, which is required to initiate a lawsuit, no.
There are very specific ways a party has to be served with the initial pleading in a case. Sometimes a party will agree to waive some of them or allow an attorney to accept service on their behalf. But they don’t have to. >

Can the judge require he show up to receive the documents? >

Not usually, but a judge can order that he be served by publication in a newspaper of general circulation if good faith attempts to locate and serve him have been unsuccessful >

Better question. Where is his wife??? >

Maybe subpoena Tom Cruise? >

John Travolta probably has higher level control over his thetons. >

Seems pretty obvious, he's reached a new OT level 9 and has become pure spirit. That or he found an apartment next to Jimmy Hoffa. >

Cancel their tax exemption status, they are not a church. >

One would think that getting caught infiltrating the IRS would not be the event that made the US Government grant tax exempt status to CoS, and yet that is what appeared to happen. >

Get Greta to tweet him. We'll find out where he gets his pizza, and voilà! >

He ascended with Lord Xenu.  He’s got lizard skin now, so he’ll have to be fitted with a human skin mask before he does press conferences again. >

Tax all churches. Bring daylight into these dark hellholes... >

Don't just tax them. They should face audits to see where the money comes and goes.
Especially the Catholic church. I'm sure they don't want anyone to know what is going on.
Edit: It should be an IRS audit. Not a paid by client audit which is bs. >

I would say the Mormons are more worrisome that the Catholic church. The Mormons have over 100 billion in assets >

You think the Mormons have more money than the catholic church? >

Equally well documented that they own 70 million hectares. There is no way their value is less than the mormon church. >

Even if you doubled the Catholic churches listed worth and took that much out of the Mormon church, the Mormons would still have more net worth in assets... That's a pretty clear sign the Mormon church has more. >

I'm shocked at how lax everyone is about this. This is MAJOR event and one it the right direction.
Granted, it could also be fro. the underwhelming title. >

He performed his final fusion dance with Tom Cruise and they are now one >

The Hell with David. WHERE’S SHELLY? >

Unbelievable. He’s harder to get to than POTUS! Next, serve him papers for murder. You know Shelley is not just “missing.” >

On my fucking TV!
/I live in LA. They have Scientology ads on all the time. >

They have a whole freakin channel once my kid left it playing while he was scrolling and got fed up and walked off. 
Ugh >

In case anyone is wondering about the validity of the claims, I can't speak for these specific instances since I don't know the people involved but the church has 100% done this, it is not even an open secret it was just sop for the now defunct cadet org. >

Damn. David pulled a Shelly. 
I’m sure he’s totally alive unlike Shelly. >

Check Tom Cruise’s house. >

In Tom Cruise’s closet! (They’re both in there!) >

With John Travolta >

I feel so safe >

Maybe they should find Shelly and ask her? >

Im sure if you just ask his wife she’ll be able to tell you… >

They do have a "Prison" for bad scientologists in Southern California. Driven past it numerous times and know exactly where it's at. Could he be there? >

Yesterday Andrew Taint. Now Miscavige and Kanye are dodging being served. 
There's one day left in the year is Putin going to die? >

I don’t know where he is -  but I do know one thing. - if anybody can figure it out it’s 1 million Redditors and Tom Cruise. >

Has anyone checked Tom Cruise’s ass? >

I bet top gun and Saturday night fever know! >

Where in the world is 
David Miscavige? >

She’s fine, don’t worry about it. 
David Miscavige probably >

Here's the plan:  Get Greta to goad him into responding to a Tweet. >

Scientology is a fake religion that represents the worst in religion, wealth, and propaganda in the United States. >

The only difference between Scientology and every other religion is the time it's had to marinate. >

He's chilling on the desert planet with Xenu. >

I knew they’d come for him eventually >

Can someone ELI5 why someone can't just order a wellness check on her? It seems to me that this situation would be the equivalent of me killing my wife and putting her in the basement and then when everyone asks where she is all I have to do is say that "she's fine" and the police can't start an investigation. >

Lots of sections of the LAPD are in the pocket of Scientology. >

The LAPD is a local police force where the Miscaviges do not live. Gold Base is their home address in San Jacinto. >

Well, ask Tom cruise or John Travolta. I am sure they know >

Somewhere in Weirdwater, Florida >

Tom Cruise ate David Miscavige. The prophecy has been fulfilled. 
Source >

Are we sure he’s not in Tom Cruises basement >

He’s with Shelly and lord xenu in a volcano somewhere >

Still don’t get why the public still loves Tom Cruise. He is in a cult who abuses women and children. F you Tom. >

Time for contempt of court and an arrest warrant. Served by the 82nd Airborne if necessary. >

Are you sure the American military can overcome the doomsday weapons that the Scientologists have been taught to make by Xenu and the rest of the thetans? >

Isn't their thing to expel thetans? Or are the thetans teaching them things now? >

It’s gonna be a real hoot when he gets busted for something (that’s he’s probably being investigated for right now on the DL) and then all this Scientology scam with all their celebrity evangelists comes crashing down. You thought the FTX thing was juicy? Wait’ll you get a load of that. >

I honestly don't think that will ever happen. >

He finally reached the highest level and been summoned by Xenu. Where else could he be? >

This truly is a Miscavige of justice. >

Wait I know this one, everyone be on the lookout for someone in a red trenchcoat, matching hat, an acapella accompaniment. >

Might with that cretin Andrew in Romania >

Looking at those two, I'm starting to believe they are aliens. Creepy, creepy aliens. >

Find him and make him tell what he did to Shelly. >

Have they checked in all the volcanoes? >

Maybe Xenu finally came back and dropped him into a volcano to purge the alien spirits. >

Offer a big reward.  Isn't his wife mia for decades? >

Wait, like… Suburban Sasquatch? >

Hey Greta, I've got another one for you.... >

We can just get Greta Thunberg to Tweet about him. He’s sure to pop up then. >

Serving papers… can someone explain to me why we need to physically hand someone papers? Like… i get some something out of left field… by why do we let criminals play peek-a-boo? >

Laws that were written a hundred years ago, and proof of delivery. >

For a second, I thought the guy standing next to him was Chris Noth. >

What if out of all the religions man has come up with over time, what if these nutjobs are the ones who are right?  That would be wild. >

Apparently Pizza Tate is also a singer. >

It's weird how mankind will aggressively adhere to a religion but equally aggressively reject the possibility of extraterrestrial existence. >

Really?  A majority of Americans believe in intelligent, extraterrestrial life.  one source
It's not as large as religion (a source), but it isn't like there are many people who are discounting alien existence.  
I don't know where to look for other countries, but I doubt most western countries are anywhere nearly as religious. >

I was wondering when this was going to become Reddit news ! Thank You! >

Wait, Miscavige is MIA? >

The US Federal Government wants to know. >

I just hear his idiotic name as “miss cabbage”. >

Damn lol Dead-Eyed Dave went missing himself now too? >

My money is on that big-ass compound in Hemet. >

Why he’s making commercials and buying airtime for them. “Come check out our pretty buildings!” he says, “they prove we are not the bad guys they say we are!” >

He looks like a short hobbit >

Maybe she forgot to renew...