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I cleaned up mulch on my driveway by placing it where I needed it in the yard. >

But what did you use to move the much? A broom? Your hands? >

The dog shit scooper. >

1st Law of Dirt-o-Dynamics: Dirt cannot be destroyed, it simply moves from one object to another. >

fuck the concentration of wealth, we need to talk about the concentration of filth