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Waiting patiently for "Putin dies mysteriously" or "Putin falls out window"
I am starting to become suspicious.
I can accept 27 mysterious deaths as coincidence.
28 is just odd and concerning. >

At this point, Putin is the victim of reasonable paranoia.
It's hard to say whether any of the deceased were part of a potential coup, or a plot, and since any move against Putin would involve insane amounts of secrecy, we may never know.
Putin has never been this weak, or vulnerable, and the list of unhappy folks could fill a book. While it is more than likely that some group is planning something, these "unexplained deaths" are a warning of the consequences. >

You know, I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. I'm starting to think this Putin fella is a real jerk. >

If I were you, I would stay away from upper story windows from now on. >

and tea. >

And underwear… >

And doorknobs >

and copies of The Sims >

And Crimea >

And perfume bottles >

Putin gonna get Caesared eventually. >

May it happen soon. >

March seems so far away. >

Now it looks like Putin's here to stay. >

Why didn’t ATACMS come yesterday ~ >

Suddenly—Putin’s not half the man he used to be, he fell down the stairs and pooped and peed… >

Oh, ass cancer came suddenly. >

Oh my goooooood  🤣 💀 I am crying >

Me too lol. >

They keep having top people die, like they aren't losing enough people on the battle field... >

Oligarchs is one thing, they don't provide lotta value. But top engineers is kinda bitter. >

Oligarchs provide the most value when they get liquidated. The way you and I take cash out of the machine. >

Think of them more like a piggy bank, break it and you get all the money from inside >

Corrupted piñata >

Doesn't anyone just get "fired" over there?? >

They are being fired...out a canon..into the sun. >

Don’t you worry about being fired. Let me worry about blank. >

Nice one. I’d have also found “blank? BLANK!? You’re not looking at the big picture!” To be a suitable answer.
You an 80s man like myself? >

Wait, didn't I just read somewhere (NYT?) that Putin promised he'd never run out of missiles to bomb Ukraine with? 
So many coincidences! >

“Esteemed president, as your head of rocket department, I am obligated to inform you that we can, in fact, run out of rockets at this rate.”
P: “So you have chosen death.” >

More like: 
[Gets shot 6x in the back of the head]
P: 'Another suicide, what a shame' -Someone call the hatchet team for the wife and children. >

I had a Russian Advent Calender this Christmas. The trouble was, every time I opened a window, an Oligarch fell out. >

🌚 >

Are you the dark side of the moon?