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Though he sayeth such to the Fairest in Casino, he who foundeth much comfort in the equivalent exchange rate - sought he yet to bartereth with splendor and glamour, his quarters four shown surely to maketh gain for the meager cost of a nickle!
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The fairest machine in the casino

Genuinely took me too long to realize this wasn't the "Who's the fairest maiden in the land?" kind of fair. >

"O change machine, thou art the fairest of them all!" Sayeth he who a dollar lost but rejoices as he collecteth his quarters four.