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Worth it
Has he checked the pockets of his other coat? >

Or his nose? >

That would be my guess as to where it all went…
Up Donny Jr’s nose & his wife’s.
Those two can’t hide their Nose Candy fixation any longer. >

This kinda seems like a lot of money even for that particular habit, but I don't really know enough about it to really dispute this so I'm gonna have to go along with this theory. >

Even at the pretty unfathomable rate of intake of 10 8-balls a day, $240M would last more than 200 years at street prices.
So while it’s basically impossible that all this money went up their noses, I’d estimate that around the second or third 8-ball on any given day, the reeeeally fun ideas for how to blow the money start flowing loudly and emphatically.
Of course, I have no idea… >

He has also paid money (probably exorbitant amounts) to go on trips to other countries to kill exotic and endangered animals. So there is that as well. >

This is soo far up the list on the "I'm a total POS" list, it's not even funny. Everybody who does this cruel kind of thing can go and fuck a cactus. Scum! >

Probably why he keeps posting half decade old videos (or more) of the 2016 campaign (and other dubious “high points” of Trumpism) before the media realized Trump doesn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt.
A little bit of grifting ad revenue, and a little bit of laughter at the public expense of course… >

If you’re a cashier and your drawer is $100 short, you’re likely fired and could be going to jail. When $240,000,000 goes missing everyone just shrugs. What a world. >

I've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short before and I've seen cashiers have to put their own money in the drawer to make it even at the end of a shift. It's crazy how micromanaged poor people are and rich people and the government can fail audit after audit and nothing happens. >


I've seen cashiers fired for being $20 short

I've seen bartenders get fired for being $20 over. >

Does this mean they pour too generously? >

It can mean a bunch of things. The owner might think you made a mistake while ripping off the bar by bringing in your own bottle. >

How do you rip off the bar by bringing in your own bottle? >

Someone orders a rum and coke. You charge them the full price but punch in a coke on the till. You use your bottle for the rum so the customer doesn't know.   40oz bottle= 40 drinks. Minus the difference between 40 cokes. You pocket the cash from the till. The bar does the count at the end of the shift and there's no shortage. Tale as old as time. >

When I was a waiter, I had this coworker who always made sure the drawer was even—if it was over, she’d pocket the cash, if she was under, she’d pay it out of her tips. The owner suspected her of shadiness because he’d found some missing receipts that showed her drawer should have been off, so he put an extra $13 in the drawer one night, and when it was even the next day, he fired her. I was only 17 at the time, and the above scheme you describe had never occurred to me until now, and the funny part is I’m a manager and know our policy is 100% to counsel and eventually fire our front desk employees when they’re under or over because mishandling cash is mishandling cash, or so I’d thought. Totally laughing at myself right now—I’m still so naïve! >

This sounds insane. Did she not count the drawer before she used it? >

He slipped it in partway through the shift, from the sounds of it. She'd still end up with excess, but now he could prove that she SHOULD have had a surplus and was taking money from the till. >

It would not surprise me in the least if we somehow learn that Trump has been in hock to Russian oligarchs, international banks and sovereign wealth funds that bailed him out from his multiple bankruptcies and he still owes them hundreds of millions. And that all of his grift for the past 20 years has gone primarily to just paying the interest on these debts. >

One of his safety valves is for Putin to go down, so he's free of the personal debt. Now the other Russian mobsters who worked for Putin may think its owed to them, but it's debatable. >

Now, only a fool would try to reason or to "debate" with Russian mobsters collecting whatever they say you owe  them.  Tarrump is screwed big time and I can't think of a more deserving mother humping zonsabitch >

If Putin/mobsters want him, the safest place may be federal prison... >

No hamberders there though... >

Now I see why they rolled these out all week. Thursday we finally get Jr, and Friday is Tax Day. >

At least $20M went towards new engines and an overhaul on that 757 that had been sitting out in the rain in ~~NJ~~ NY for five years after it blew an engine.   Getting it ready for a long trip to Moscow?
Edit: NY, not NJ, sorry! >

You can bet your ass it is. The more likely it becomes he will be indicted, we are pretty close to certainty already, the more likely he attempts to flee and makes all this shit 50x worse for himself. >

Imagine an “OJ Bronco video” with Trump! 
That would be huge, the greatest! >

Fwiw, Michael Cohen has said on his pod that he wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump flees the country if it comes to it. >

Ilp never forget during the congressional hearings in like 2017 michael Cohen said live on tv that Donald Trump would never give up the presidency peacefully. I knew them that was the truth, then we all saw it. I'm gonna have to trust Cohen on hi trump predictions >

I listen to his pod on the reg still (he can be kind of ‘nutty’ and egoistic lol, but I still find him entertaining and usually have good guests on to shoot the shit with).  And anyway, I will say Cohen was previously confident Trump wasn’t going to run again, and of course Trump did announce, but Cohen seems to have underestimated that Trump is just doing it as desperation with the incoming legal indictment.  But Cohen now says he’ll eventually back out for “reasons” before the other campaigns get into gear.   I think he’s going to be right.   And yeah I think he still has a good grasp on trump the human. >

You sure trump is a human? >

He’s an aggregate homunculus compiled of diverse biomes of bacteria and insects. >

Abdominus hamberderii abominus >

Chef’s kiss >

How else did trump pay to get his plane fixed? >

I'm not an expert on aviation safety, but I watch alot of NTSB report teardowns....I'm terrified of the AP that they'd hire to actually do this work. The organization that made that landscaping company famous should NOT be in charge of airplane maintenance. >

After sitting that long it's waaaay more than 20 million.  A+P guys can correct me here, but it would need a class 3 inspection which is basically  tearing the entire plane apart
Edit: Actually a Class C Inspection >

Yup…plus if it hasn’t been going through regular run ups then it’s a death trap. >

This could make the escape attempt much more interesting.
Edit: I’m so disappointed I missed the chance to make a “flight risk” joke on this one. Grrr! >

Imagine it explodes on take off or shortly after.
The conspiracy theorists and Q nuts will claim Deep State™ involvement.