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I bet Americans get offended when they look down while taking a shower. 
“Better call the police, I saw a penis today” >

You’re just jealous of how delicious american breakfast is. >

Lmao touché >

My favorite was a chick in High School (and she is the reason I stopped having sex with girls my age and went after women in their 20s, 30s, and 40s), who told me we could still have sex after I told her I didn't have a condom because you can only get pregnant IF you are TRYING TO and WANT TO have a baby.
I wonder how many dozens of kids she has these days LOL. >


I wonder how many dozens of kids she has these days LOL.

It’s depends on how many she wanted I guess