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I'm using metric ducks so I get about 15 d/100km. 
It's not a perfect process. I find I really need the feather the clutch when taking off,  my wing mirrors vibrate a lot, and at one point I found I had a coolant leak from a quacked head. It wasn't cheap to fix. You should have seen the bill.
Yes... but oily ducks. >

Break out the Dawn >

The 7000 ducks just turned out to be old man Leonard up to his usual high jinks and shinanigans. >

and him? two kids in a trenchcoat. >

And we would have gotten away with getting some beer and nudy magazines too if it wasn't for you meddling teenagers. And your talking dog too. And special guests the gosh darn Batman and the Harlem Globe Trotters! >

At least it wasn’t that thing those teens found in a lake that time in the 80s >

You mean the aquatic version of the blob? >

Exactly 😀 >

Aghast, the duckening has begun >

I'm glad there was some there that knew the exact number of ducks. >

Too late, I already filled up my tank with them. I hope they burn as well as diesel. >

How many miles per duck are you getting?