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The fun part comes when you realize that your 18 month old son gets bigger pockets than most of your pants have. >

Babies hands are huge though compared to the rest of the baby. >

Ok, sure. I don't mind him having good pockets. 
But why can't I, as an adult woman, have a pocket deep enough to securely hold my car keys. I mean, it would be great if I could actually put a phone in a pocket, but at least some keys shouldn't be too much to ask, right? >

Because style is more important obviously. No need for pockets /s >

Yeah, fashion designers want to force me to buy a purse to carry what won't fit in my non-existent pockets. >

So unfair. And yet my mens clothes have pockets big enough to hold a fucking iPad in >


mens clothes have pockets big enough to hold a fucking iPad

How small is your iPad and what is it fucking? >

I’m a big dude. It can hold one of the minis with ease and a normal size one with some stretching. Also it’s fucking your mother. >

I used to keep paperback books in men's cargo pants in high school and undergrad. >

Same....I only wish to be able to put the kindle in the pocket of my pants today lol >

Pfft, speak for yourself, I was a very busy baby, always had shit to do.
I've been told I was always doing something, I started walking and talking quite early and then got everywhere, stuffing my tiny pockets with important stuff that I needed for my various baby businesses, like tiny rocks, various insects I found, you know, important business. >

How does this correlate to your adult life now? >

I'm very busy still, my pockets are always full, and I've maxed out all my stats. >

Do you roll around like katamari damacy picking up everything in the room? >

I jump.
I jump up, jump around, jump up, jump up and get down.