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I’m sorry but I am absolutely losing it at the thought of a woman gesturing slitting her throat at a random cat. A CAT. He doesn’t know what that means!!!!

Oh, the cat knows...
Haters gonna hate, you do you king >

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Stick with your own woof! 
-Signed, not a dog, woof. >

Ohh the gall, to woof when you're not even a dog. Go back to where you came from!
/s >

Haha, all their dogs got beat by a cat. Cry moar. >

Of course he won his category. >

You know, I had to move cuz I got catfished by my new roommate. He's a member of a minority but hatefully anti-immigrant, anti-female empowerment, and anti-LGBTQ+. Misogyny, anti-semitism, racism... this guy was threatened by everybody!
And now there are people who are threatened by a swimming cat. How sad for our species! >

I'm sorry for you. I hope you are in a better place now. >

this comment reads like they died >

RIP >

I may enter a seal in next year's race, just to see how it goes. >

Seals are called "sea dogs" in dutch, seems like you're on to something! >

Well not the worst thing to make me despise humanity and wish the Emperor would cleanse us all in the purifying flames of Exterminatus already in 2022.
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But its definitely up there. >

What a bunch of inbred idiots to threaten a guys cat (and the guy) because your dog lost to the cat in a swimming race
Like, sorry, I should've expected abject seriousness and strict adherence to the rules to maintain the clean competitive nature of a fucking dog swimming race.