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Sure, but you can't just say that or the police will have to make an example of you to prove you wrong.
“two young women were found in a villa in Voluntari, Romania, alleging that the brothers held them in the residence by force.” Held by force in Voluntari, can’t make this up! >

Held involuntarily in Voluntari, and an arrest by GRETA by Greta >

The matrix is bugging out, man. >

Nah, the new writer of the simulation is Tina Fey >

Honestly this and the recent news about Putin giving 9 rings of power to his allies have finally convinced me this is all scripted... >

Wait, is that something that actually happened? >

Just googled it. Lots of news sources reporting it 😂 >

All part of her plan to reduce our carbon footprints one person at a time. >

One sex trafficker at a time? If I'm not mistaken that's what he's been arrested for right? Never heard of this dude before and now he's like some drakar noir smelling Taken villian? >

I don't know, he strikes me more as an AXE Body Spray type. >

What a bizarre couple of days. To think all of this started because he needlessly felt the need to flex to a 19 year that he has an idiotic amount of cars that are damaging the environment, couldn't handle Greta's comeback against him and decided a weird video was the answer to it basically doxxing himself. If the charges are true I hope everyone involved is locked up for as long as is legally possible >

Here’s the best part: The group that tipped off the authorities to arrest him is named GRETA >

I love the theory that he heard GRETA was after him and he google it and thought it was Greta Thunberg >

No way!! Please let this be true >

About GRETA– the Group of Experts on Action against Trafficking in Human Beings
The Gold that keeps on Giving. >

Is the original name in another language? How do you start with "the Group of Experts on Action against Trafficking in Human Beings" and end up with GRETA?
Is it the GRoup of Experts on Action against TrAfficking in Human Beings? How random is that? >

The original is not in another language or if anything it's French which is nothing close to it. That's the name amd acronym. I wonder if some trafficking victim named Greta is what originally prompted the group's creation and they kind of shoehorned it in there >

That's what I'm thinking. They wanted GRETA as the name and failed spectacularly when they tried to come up with the backronym. 
If anything their acronym could be GREAT. That makes sense at least. >

They should have gone with GROSS - Get Rid Of Slimy pervertS >

GROPE - Get Rid Of Perverts Everywhere >

So…. The real Pizza-gate >

PizzaTate >

Damnit Bobby >

That boy ain't right! >

Dude. Just imagine how much free and good publicity that pizza chain must be getting. "That's right, were the ones who assisted in the arrest of Andrew Tate!" >

'Helping arrest human traffickers since 2022' >

Another one bites the crust... >

You're hired! >

Never heard of this idiot until a couple of days ago. I'm happy this turned out so nicely. What a complete failure of a human being. >

I know. His mother must be very proud >

Part of me desperately wants to see his fans' unhinged reaction to a low-key Swedish girl insulting him so thoroughly he got himself arrested to respond to her...but then I remember I really don't give a fuck about them. >

One dude got on stream saying it's now extremely important for Trump to be made President so he can issue a presidential pardon...
Probably not the sharpest tool in the shed that one >

Isn't Human Trafficking one of those crimes you physically cannot be pardoned for? He's clearly an international criminal at this point. >

More to the point, the US can’t pardon its citizens for crimes they may have committed in other countries. >

Incorrect. US is the capital of Planet Earth and makes all the decisions everywhere. If the US cut themselves off from the rest of the world only we would suffer because everyone loves and depends on America.
/s >

It's just satire, it's just satire, it's just satire. >

One thing 45 did was kill satire, as his supporters believe that and worse >

Dude literally has zero sense of humor. Except that one time he made the most hilarious joke asking if there were a way to ingest bleach or lysol. >

The white house correspondents dinner is the one time in the year where the president typically is expected to show a sense of humor. Trump just skipped those repeatedly. >

Because Trump's a manbaby that takes any slight at his ego personally. >

In his tweet he shows himself pumping his own gas.  What a peasant. >

And eating shitty delivery pizza out of a greasy cardboard box. Peasant would be a compliment to such an oozing douchebag. >

He admitted he doesn't know how to cook. He, of course, didn't say it like that. It was in an "it's women's work and beneath him" kind of way. >

The money I would pay to see him say that in person to someone like Gordon Ramsey…… >

Ramsay despises domestic abusers. Probably wouldn’t want to be in the same room with him. >

I'm honestly imagining pots and pans flying everywhere, along with a healthy dose of insults like "you fucking donkey!" >

"Make sure to get the oil shimmering before you press your abusers face into it to get a good sear. What that's going to do is lock the moisture in so it doesn't get dry." >

👏 >

“George Takei tweeted that Romanian authorities had been able to find Tate "All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off."
"Do I have that right? Please say I have that right," Takei added.”
Lmao >

Fucking legend. >

that pizzeria is sitting on a goldmine's worth of free publicity
now would be the time to launch global franchising
EDIT: slogan "Jerry's Pizza: Tastes Like Justice!" >

If I was the pizzeria owner I would lay low, crazies may try something. >

WHERE'S THE UNDERGOUND NETWORK?!?! >

What a beautiful way to end the year.
Thank you, Andrew Tate, for finally giving us something of value. >

If this dude has all of this shit going on why does he even still live in Romania?  I know he said he has casinos and other shit there, but something has always been fishy about Tate. The way he's mastered fucking with the algorithms on social media to his MLM scam to this weird shitck his cultivated. I dk. I can't put my finger on it. You're telling me this guy has a net worth into the hundreds of millions of dollars just off of running a MLM scam, shitty casinos in Romania, and a cam business. Something else is up there. If he's not going to get popped for the trafficking something else is up there. If he beats this somehow he'd be smart to just move to dubai or some other country with no extradition. >

He was in Romania because, according to his own tweets, Romania has weak human trafficking laws and their police are easy to bribe.