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Usually if they’re being used it’s something you don’t want them to have
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The fun part comes when you realize that your 18 month old son gets bigger pockets than most of your pants have. >

Babies hands are huge though compared to the rest of the baby. >

Ok, sure. I don't mind him having good pockets. 
But why can't I, as an adult woman, have a pocket deep enough to securely hold my car keys. I mean, it would be great if I could actually put a phone in a pocket, but at least some keys shouldn't be too much to ask, right? >

Because style is more important obviously. No need for pockets /s >

Yeah, fashion designers want to force me to buy a purse to carry what won't fit in my non-existent pockets. >

So unfair. And yet my mens clothes have pockets big enough to hold a fucking iPad in >


mens clothes have pockets big enough to hold a fucking iPad

How small is your iPad and what is it fucking? >

I’m a big dude. It can hold one of the minis with ease and a normal size one with some stretching. Also it’s fucking your mother. >

I used to keep paperback books in men's cargo pants in high school and undergrad. >

Same....I only wish to be able to put the kindle in the pocket of my pants today lol >

Pfft, speak for yourself, I was a very busy baby, always had shit to do.
I've been told I was always doing something, I started walking and talking quite early and then got everywhere, stuffing my tiny pockets with important stuff that I needed for my various baby businesses, like tiny rocks, various insects I found, you know, important business. >

How does this correlate to your adult life now? >

I'm very busy still, my pockets are always full, and I've maxed out all my stats. >

Do you roll around like katamari damacy picking up everything in the room? >

I jump.
I jump up, jump around, jump up, jump up and get down. >

I accept this response on behalf of all the internet. >

I knew you would, you seem like you know what's good.
The key to a good jump is to start small, little ankle hops, and really use the knees on the land, get used to crouching as you land for a softer impact. 
Then you start jumping higher, practice crouching as low as possible, and launching into the air as hard as possible.
Then you can do what I do, wear a 10kg vest, and 5kg ankle and wrist weights.
Then, when you're ready, after about 3 months, take it all off and jump as hard as possible.
You will be able to jump about about 2 meters from standing.
Then you increase the weight.
Make sure your diet has heavy protein and you stay hydrated, eventually you'll jump so hard you'll just forever be jumping, and then you'll have to face me in a jump off, but by this point I'll be a bit older and not as jumpy, so you'll win, then I'll have my redemption arc. >

What best proteins meals you eat? How much water you drink? How high you have jumped? >

The smaller friends, all of it, and think about the highest jumping animal, multiply that by 2, and double that, that's the minimum height a true jumper achieves. >

Smaller friends? >

They do it since it looks “cute” 
Babies clothing all about “cute” since it sells faster >

Facts and you’ll be buying more in the next few months depending what stage your baby is at. >

They also put grippy texture on the feet of premie newborn onesies. Like they're going to stand or walk anywhere >

You never know!