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His fatal mistake was not burning the office down to cover his tracks.
It's a Rashomon crime, because 'Office Space' was inspired by 'Superman III'!
Now all they need to do is make a movie about this crime, and it'll be a movie crime inspired by a movie crime inspired by a movie crime! >

Starring Henry Cavill. >

Real question, was it just theft or did it also involve destruction of company property? >

Back up in your ass with the resurrection >

Sounds like someone might get sent to federal pound you in the … prison. >

Article says he had his plan written out in a document on his laptop.   That and actual boxes of stolen merchandise outside his front door (because stealing money apparently wasn't enough) make this the slammiest slam dunk case that ever got slammed.  Lex Luthor he is not. >

Almost as stupid as uploading a video trying to show you're a super baller with background room hardwood, big cigar, fluffy attire, and then having two cardboard pizza boxes shoved in frame proving your location >

Check out channel 9 man, it's the breast examines,  WOO!