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Yeah, the scary thing is that text was clearly meant for someone.  I'd hate to be that someone, for oh so many reasons.
"You have aggressive lung cancer!"
"Wait, that was a mistake. In any event, you should definitely have a much happier holiday season than when you thought you had aggressive lung cancer, right? Right?" >

Imagine waiting for your lung cancer test and getting the first text. And then they say sorry about that last text, we meant to say merry Christmas. But then your test results come back and you actually do have lung cancer.