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Oh, he communicated with journalists?  How much (if any) truth will he talk?
Maybe he is already dead >

Andre Tate arrested and Putin being dead...that would be a happy ending of this miserable year >

Unfortunately we don't live in a world where @smalldickenergy would likely stay in jail for long sadly. Would be funny if he did though. >

Andrew is in jail in Romania. They don’t give a fuck over there. They just ordered him to be detained for a month while the investigation continues. >

No they didn’t lol he’s already out and they aren’t very extreme charges >


human trafficking
rape

Yeah man, he’s gonna be totally fine, these are just misdemeanors especially considering the international nature of the crimes! >

It's Romania. Come on. Just a little rapey-poo and hardcore hide and go seek.  They're totally cool with that over there. /s (I hate that I have to add the s) >

Well, Romania has to prove something to the rest of the EU. They have been wanting admission into the Schengen-Zone for a solid decade now and were always struck down citing problems such as being a hub for human trafficking in Europe.
They could choose Tate to make an example of. >

Oh hell yeah, now that you mention it. Jailing a far right, sexist, scam artist would be a brownie points for western liberal European nations. >

Hopefully this is an excuse to hide his rapidly deteriorating health. >

This plus the cancer meds story and the cancellation of the annual December summit with the media makes me think he is going through some tough cancer treatments and needs to wait until he's healthier before showing up in public. >

If it’s truly pancreatic cancer like it’s being reported, he may never get healthier. The median survival is 12 months after diagnosis, even with aggressive treatment. >

I'm sure there are some, but I've never heard of anyone surviving it. Either personally or famous. >

RIP Alex Trebek >

RIP Patrick Swayze >

RIP Alan Rickman >

? Paxton died from a heart problem. >

D'oh! You are correct. I totally misremembered that. Thank you. >

Translation: bunker will be deeper underground and the table in there will be longer. >

In Russia bunker must be twice as deep as table is long. >

In their greed they dug too deep >

Apparently, it's so deep, Putin claims Australia is really Russian and deserves a special military operation. >

Don't worry, the Emus will just win their second war, this time fighting with the Aussies and not against. >

Cry havoc and let slip the birds of war! >

Whatever farm animal of war, Lana! >

Please elaborate on the “concern for putin’s health” and give us some uplifting news. At least treat it like a hockey injury and give the world a teaser. >

His has succumbed  to his disease and will be played by a marionette going forward . >

Weekend at Vladdys >

Apparently he's afraid of either being assassinated by a journalist, or the frequency of him shitting himself is increasing. >

hes afraid of getting gaddaffi-ed >

Cover your rectum, vlad. >


Hes hiding like a coward and dont want to get out of his bunker
Hes most likely sick with something other than mental illness >


He’s dead >

I hope he is, for the world will have a bit more optimism. >

So either his health or paranoia is getting worse, possibly both. >

The last time he did this covid spikes were happening. And they say he really fears getting sick from it. Either that or he is getting sicker, and they can't show his face for a bit. >

He is dead or dying. That’s why the top two guys in his government have been saying crazy shit for almost 2 weeks now. Lavrov has Putin’s ideology but even more dumb and evil. Medvedev is, despite being a former PM and Pres and in government for 20+ years is still sort of unknown as he has been nothing but a Putin Avatar the entire time. >

Some serious “Death of Stalin” chicanery going on behind closed windows rn >

It's a sequel we're all waiting for. >

One that we can't wait for >

'Concern for his health' haha finally let this fucker die. Even if there is no hell to put him in, let him disappear. Die >

My thoughts are either that Putin needs a medical procedure that will necessitate substantial recovery time, or he’s about to escalate his war and wants to try to hide his location from NATO (or even simply the drones Ukraine has deployed inside Russia). >

Every time people talk about escalation or insinuating nukes I gotta remind them that based on Ukraine current anti Air setup they would be forced to fire a big number of nukes for 1 to hit. The reaction from NATO would be instantaneous and end Russia. China might even go on offense as well to make sure there is a buffer between them and European/NATO. >

If Russia did start a global conflict through nukes, I’d be very surprised to not see China get involved and at least capture the Russian far East (if not make a push for the Urals and setting up a puppet/client state). Russia would be incapable of fighting a two front conflict and China could hide behind ‘joining the global community to take down the aggressors’. >

Exactly. They wouldn't make the first or second move though. They would simply wait for the right time. >

No one likes Putin anyway, not even journalists. >

I was saying boo-tin. >

Journalists will be required to drink poison before the interview, if it goes well they get the antidote.