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People are fucking stupid.
Haters gonna hate, you do you king >

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Stick with your own woof! 
-Signed, not a dog, woof. >

Ohh the gall, to woof when you're not even a dog. Go back to where you came from!
/s >

Haha, all their dogs got beat by a cat. Cry moar. >

Of course he won his category. >

You know, I had to move cuz I got catfished by my new roommate. He's a member of a minority but hatefully anti-immigrant, anti-female empowerment, and anti-LGBTQ+. Misogyny, anti-semitism, racism... this guy was threatened by everybody!
And now there are people who are threatened by a swimming cat. How sad for our species! >

I'm sorry for you. I hope you are in a better place now. >

this comment reads like they died >

RIP >

I may enter a seal in next year's race, just to see how it goes. >

Seals are called "sea dogs" in dutch, seems like you're on to something! >

Well not the worst thing to make me despise humanity and wish the Emperor would cleanse us all in the purifying flames of Exterminatus already in 2022.
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But its definitely up there. >

What a bunch of inbred idiots to threaten a guys cat (and the guy) because your dog lost to the cat in a swimming race
Like, sorry, I should've expected abject seriousness and strict adherence to the rules to maintain the clean competitive nature of a fucking dog swimming race. >


I’m sorry but I am absolutely losing it at the thought of a woman gesturing slitting her throat at a random cat. A CAT. He doesn’t know what that means!!!!

Oh, the cat knows... >

I just had to text that exact sentence to my friend that part, that part right there has me on my knees, crying and laughing and dying. For some reason that one sentence just killed me. Hahahahahha hahahhahahahaha.  Hahahahahha.
He does not know what that means! 😂😂😂😂 >

Y'alright? >

Not a cat he's a drog queen. >

There are some mean old Junk Yard Dogs out there >

Ive read and heard a lot of dumb shit. Some of which makes me question how this person is still alive. But, this is something else. The amount of pure fucking self absorbed assholeness here. >

Don't go to the litter box tomorrow.