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I'm glad there was some there that knew the exact number of ducks.
Yes... but oily ducks. >

Break out the Dawn >

The 7000 ducks just turned out to be old man Leonard up to his usual high jinks and shinanigans. >

and him? two kids in a trenchcoat. >

And we would have gotten away with getting some beer and nudy magazines too if it wasn't for you meddling teenagers. And your talking dog too. And special guests the gosh darn Batman and the Harlem Globe Trotters! >

At least it wasn’t that thing those teens found in a lake that time in the 80s >

You mean the aquatic version of the blob? >

Exactly 😀 >

Aghast, the duckening has begun