>

“The natural end point of Harambe’s life” is the greatest explanation I’ve ever heard.
I'm amazed that 2022 still has this much gas left in the tank. >

The writing has been phenomenal! Can't wait for season 2023! >

Could have done without so many sudden departures of beloved cast members, but yes this season has be a complete trip. >

It's hard to keep the big stars on when they have other places to be, bigger things to do >


Owning a 'webcam' house in Romania with upto 75 girls working there.  

Totally normal, not at all suspicious behaviour.   
Liam Neeson is on his way. >

His entire persona as a rich successful "alpha" has actually just been profiting off of the income (exploited) women make. 
Sounds very "alpha". >

He’s literally an internet pimp pretending he’s cracked some money making code. It’s literally the second oldest job in history of you take out the internet part >

Probably the second oldest job on the internet as well. >

When keeping it real goes wrong. >

I don’t like people playing on my phone! >

You a bitch, and sos ya auntie >

My wife and I die laughing at that line every time. Her delivery is simply too good! >

Lets say you're doing something stupidly illegal and immoral and getting rich for it, you need to be "cheese sandwich" level stupid to thrust your criminal face all over social media. >

That's an insult to a cheese sandwich. >

Look. You take normal bread add some cheap cheese and ANDDDDD add some mayonnaise and mustard and I tell you what that’s a pretty great item you’ve made when you thought you were “out of food”.
Don’t ever disparage the cheese sandwich like this sir. >

Andrew Tate: Well, this is the thing with Romania. Romania is a poor country, so they don’t have the police resources to be going down these rabbit hole garbage investigations into nothing bullsh*t. They don’t have time. 
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. >

He moved to Romania because he didn't like that he couldn't bribe cops to get away with crimes where he used to live. He was actually mad about it. >

Which is dumb, Romania is far from being a free corrupt country but is also not wild West. >

Also, taking down an internationally notorious dickhead that openly insults your justice and law enforcement systems is just the thing both corrupt and non-corrupt officials love to do. >

Probably helps that he has a lot of nice cars just sitting around, gathering dust… >

Yup. He bragged about his 33 cars and the police are definitely going to enter those 20 cars into evidence. And once they put the 15 cars into evidence, they'll secure those 10 cars in a location so the 3 cars can't be broken into. Don't want anyone stealing that single car! >

Detective gonna get his wife a new Bugatti for their anniversary this year >

It's legitimate salvage >

Fell off the back of a truck, hand to God I saw it. >

"You can't do this to me, I own 33 cars!" >

Speaking of guys who own way too many cars…whatever happened to that 28 Lamborghini guy who reads all those books from a few years ago?  Did his scam end too? >

There was a lot of exposures on him, how his house was rented and what not. I think he fizzled out. >

Like air bnb rented? >

Yes, the videos he was filming in his “mansion” were literally luxury airbnbs lmao. >

Just curious aren’t most “mansions” that influencers post in rented as well? >

And rented private jets, and rented sports cars, and rented friends.... >

why rent a jet when I already own a bottle of laundry soap >

Andrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone. Dunked on by Greta fuckin Thunberg. "What could be worse?" He thought as suddenly a loud knock came from his door >

I fed this to ChatGPT as a prompt and asked it to continue the story:

Andrew Tate sighed as he looked at his phone, scrolling through the endless stream of notifications and messages. He had just been publicly criticized by none other than Greta Thunberg, and he knew that it was only a matter of time before the entire internet descended upon him. He had always been a controversial figure, but this was a new low, even for him.
As he sat there, feeling sorry for himself, a loud knock came from his door. Andrew quickly got up from the couch and made his way to the door, wondering who could possibly be visiting him at this hour. As he opened it, he was surprised to see a group of people standing in front of him. They were all dressed in bright yellow hazmat suits and holding large plastic containers.
"What's going on here?" Andrew asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over him.
One of the people in the hazmat suits stepped forward and spoke in a serious tone. "Mr. Tate, we are from the Environmental Protection Agency. We have received reports of a potential chemical spill in your area and need to conduct an emergency cleanup. Can we come in and take a look around?"
Andrew's heart sank as he realized that his day had just gone from bad to worse. He stepped aside and allowed the EPA team to enter his home. As they began their investigation, he couldn't help but wonder how he was going to deal with this latest crisis.
The EPA team searched his home thoroughly, taking samples from various surfaces and containers. Andrew watched nervously as they worked, trying to gauge their reactions and determine the extent of the damage. After what seemed like an eternity, the team leader turned to him and spoke.
"Mr. Tate, it looks like you have a serious problem on your hands. We have found evidence of a chemical spill in your home, and it appears that it has been going on for some time. You'll need to evacuate immediately and allow us to conduct a full cleanup."
Andrew couldn't believe what he was hearing. How could this be happening to him? He had always been careful about his chemical use, and he couldn't understand how this could have happened. But he knew that he had no choice but to follow the EPA's instructions.
As he packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, Andrew couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on. He would get through this, just like he had gotten through everything else in his life.

That's too happy of an ending, though, so I asked ChatGPT to fix that:

As Andrew packed up his belongings and prepared to leave, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by the events of the day. First the public shaming by Greta Thunberg, and now this chemical spill. It seemed like the universe was conspiring against him. But he knew that he had to stay strong and face these challenges head on.
Unfortunately, things only got worse from there. The chemical spill turned out to be much more severe than initially thought, and the cleanup process was lengthy and costly. Andrew was forced to temporarily relocate to a hotel while the EPA worked to decontaminate his home.
The public shaming and the chemical spill took a toll on Andrew's mental health, and he found himself struggling to cope with the stress and pressure. Despite his best efforts, he was unable to bounce back and eventually spiraled into a deep depression.
As the weeks and months passed, Andrew's life continued to unravel. He lost his job, his relationships suffered, and he found himself isolated and alone. Despite his initial determination to overcome these challenges, he was ultimately unable to get through this difficult time in his life. >

You can tell it was trained on a shit ton of garbage self-published novels, lmao. >

His day was about to go from bad to worse >

Day 1: find out about this dbag. 
Also, day 1: wish I hadn't found out about this dbag. 
Day 2: guess I can just go back to not knowing about this dbag.   
Man, if everything was that easy!! >

The human version of a ghost turd. >

What's hilarious is that Greta was minding her business while Andy just randomly swung, missed and got arrested. >

The masculine urge to pick a fight with a teenage girl. >

Please be it >

I've been trying to find out why he even went after her and I can't find a reason. I really think it is it lol >

I do hope the Romanian police enjoy their new Bugatti. >

They might seize his funds so he ends up as a brokie like the rest of us. Lol. >

He'll have to sign up for tate university so he can get rich >

Taint University >

Where he's going, taint no university >

This is the funniest shit in the world. He started an unprompted twitter slap fight with a 19 year old climate activist and it leads to this shit. >

This might be funnier. 
The acronym for the group that monitors sex trafficking in Europe....is GRETA. >

If you wrote that as a twist in a book it would be considered fake but real life is funnier. >

If that was in a book, I’d roll my eyes and criticize the author for being too on-the-nose. >

It's surprising how often that has happened over the past few years. >

Four Seasons Total Landscaping... 
The simulation is getting lazy since 2016 >

I’m convinced the architect of the simulation is an absurdist >

Greta Thunberg cleaning up the environment. >

Taking out the trash. >

Sequestration of hot air, and farts >

He got busted for human trafficking and the police found him because of the brand of pizza he was eating in his video rant.
It's PizzaTate. >

And all because Greta thunberg made him look like a fool and he was responding to her. Brilliant >

I’m sure When Greta Thunberg set out to clean the planet of filth this isn’t what she meant.. But it’s certainly a bonus. >

She nailed the side quest. >

When you accidentally kill the target of a side quest you haven't even started yet because they randomly tried to jump you in the overworld for no reason. >

She messed up the questline.. might have to do it in ng+ >

This dumb alpha of a man gave away his location because a 19 year old climate activist dragged his ass for the world to see >

And he fucking started it. It’s beautiful. >

Indirectly causing your own downfall is peak irony. >

I finally get to use this phrase:

He was hoisted with his own petard. >

Small petard energy. >

"Tell Andrew. I want him to know it was me."  - Greta >

Except it was him. He ratted himself out. >

"Tell andrew. I want him to know it was me." -Andrew >

“Well well well…if it isn’t me again.” >

2022 ending with an absolute BANGER. I love it. >

literally coming in clutch right before the new years. her impact 🙌🔥 >

Romanian police needed
proof that Andrew Tate was in
the country and he posted a video yesterday
featured a pizza box from a Romanian
pizza store confirming he was in the country. The guy ratted himself out lol >

I can't believe that someone who's too smart to read books and who gets brain trauma for a living would do something that dumb >

Trying to own a girl over twitter does that to you >

Trying to own a girl over Twitter is what did him in for trying to own girls in real life. Oh the sweet sweet irony >

This is the funniest thing since Four Seasons Total Landscaping >

I still can't believe that was real. If you pitched the last 7 years or so to a movie studio as some sort of madcap black comedy, they'd reject it for being too on the nose. >

"So your presidential lawyer character is going to try to give a press conference at a fancy hotel, but wind up at a landscaping firm of the same name?"
"Yes. Also, this landscaping firm is between a sex toy shop and a crematorium."
"Sorry, but this is too unbelievable. Nobody's going to buy that a lawyer is that dumb!" >

"Oh, one more thing. We need the lawyer's hair to melt down his face during the whole thing with no explanation." >

You mean like Zorg in 5th element? >

Weird I started seeing things about him the last couple  days on social media. Still don't really know much about him other than he's one of those d bag incel bros getting money and grifting virgin dudes around the world. Lol 
Can't keep up with all these cults these days. >

I went to his website earlier out of pure intrigue. His 41 tenets are so ridiculous, but I can see wannabe ‘tough’ malleable young minds getting sucked in and it’s so gross and sad. >

Bro, you don't need 41 tenets, you need an editor. Tighten that shit up, God did it in ten. 😂😂😂 >

Two is all you need; Moses could've carried them down the mountain in his fuckin' pocket. >

George Carlin really was a class act. >

The fucking pizza box man. It do be like that sometimes >

The pizza giveth and taketh away >

He's such a complete loser.  At least he'll be gone from everything in 6 months and we won't have to hear about him ever again.  Such a complete waste of air.  😅🤣 >



This jabroni randomly tweeted at a teenager minding her business


Suffered the biggest twitter ratio in history


Made a video to complain about being owned by a kid


Confirmed his location in the process and tipped off the Romanian authorities


Got himself arrested for human trafficking 


We might have just witnessed the biggest self own in history. >

Article says they committed crimes in Romania, the U.S., and the U.K.
For real? Wooooooow. >

It’s been known for a while he went to Romania because of lax laws >

The funny part is the reason it's been known is because he said it outright himself. >

And yet there’s still idiots that say that I just need to “listen to him with an open mind”. Man, this is the best schadenfreude I’ve ever experienced. >

A lot of teenage boys admire the hell outta this dude. My teenage daughter was telling me about how her best guy friend said he's super into Andrew Tate and he encouraged her to "just reeeally listen to him bro. He's wicked smart and not like people make him out to be". She threatened to drop him as a friend if he kept bugging her about Tate so he kinda shut up about him.
She's going to LOVE breaking this news to him. >

I’m so happy for your teen daughter getting to break that news! I can’t imagine how frustrating it is having to deal with teen boys that idolize him at that age. I’m old enough where it’s only dumbasses on the internet. >

He has done everything in his power to portray Romania as a corruption, human trafficking and general lawlessness paradise. I dont think the government like him very much. >

That’s exactly what I was telling my husband. They will probably make a example out of him just for making them look weak with his comments. So either they will have to follow through with charging him, and seizing his stuff or release him and have everyone looking at them as if they are corrupt. I guess we will find out. >

Someone on twitland said Greta should just post a video of herself eating pizza... >

From that same pizza chain. >

You should add this one too, the guy was bad news >

Always nice to see an uplifting headline once in a while >

So Ghislaine Maxwell 2.0 - Romanian Boogaloo? >

I live in Romania. He's been fucking around over here for way too long. This country and it's authorities are ass, but we did something right today. I'm glad they finally got his ass! Now lock him up and throw away the key! >

will he be able to pay off the right people? >

Maybe. But the PD could impound and sell off his cars if they were bought through illegally obtained money. Same way the FBI does for drug lords and plenty of other criminals. So it becomes profitable for them to go after rich douchebags. >

fella got ratio' d so hard he got arrested >

If he goes to jail because of the Greta beef that will be too perfect.
Typing Greta beef felt weird and now i did it twice. >

Ego cut down by a 19-year old, ratioed, property raided and arrested.
This whole thing really can't get any better. >

Did they find his chin? >

They’re still trying to get his ears out of the way to see. >

So, are his Taint Lickers melting down? >


They are also suspected of forming an organised criminal group and rape

It’s always the people you fully suspect. >

Yeah how strange that a guy openly brags about these things on camera actually does them in real life. Totally unexpected. >

It would be hard to hide from authorities when you've got 33 cars... >

Timeline from what gathered is the following. 
Goes at it with the Greta by tweeting at her about his cars and the emissions ect and to provide an email address , she responds, he gets burned and owned by her response, waits 10 hours to post a cringy response with a video. Romanian authorities had an investigation on him and didn't know if he was in the country or not but found out due to that cringy af video due to the pizza boxes being from.a Romanian Pizza business then confirmed and raided his house and arrested him and his brother? 
This is comical af. >

Is that seriously how they found him? That's fantastic. >

Supposedly from what I'm reading , don't have all the details or as to how long the authorities have been investigating him and his brother. Just what I gathered so far. >

Edit: Homie below me pointed something out that should have been obvious and I'ma go ahead and get rid of this comment. 
Let's just be happy no more women and girls will be harmed by him or his shitty brother. >

I'll do it for her if not. >

Is this to protect him from Greta? >

This legitimately is about as close to a worldwide Christmas miracle as we can get these days. >

Greta helps with environmental activism and apparently getting shitbag misogynists arrested too. She's got a bright future! >

This has been an exciting 24 hours for people who had no idea Andrew Tate was a person yesterday morning. >

In 24 hours, I went from having no clue who this guy is to hearing about this guy having the worst 24 hours of his life. Sounds like he’s a major piece of shit so I’ll go back to ignoring his existence. >

It's hard to ignore his existence tbh with how much he's rotted the brains of young men in the U.S. His rhetoric has spread like wildfire this year and it'll live on through clips on YouTube and other social media. >

owned by greta thunburg so hard he wound up in a romanian prison lol >

Good lord, he got burned so hard by greta thunberg he accidentally turned himself in to the police, lmao >

Time sure flies.
It seems like only yesterday he was losing arguments with children on Twitter…. >

Please let him serve a sentence in Romania. Please please please. Longer the better. >

Dude picked a fight with a teenager girl, got blasted hard, tilted and got his dumbass arrested. 
A L P H A >

Shocker. Every “Alpha” out there turns out to be a slimy creep. >

“When men refer to themselves as ‘alpha males’, I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.” (Copied from a tweet I saw once, source unknown).
In the context of that tweet, these losers make perfect sense, lol >

I hear it in the context of particles. Alpha particles have low penetration power. >

Wonder what his carbon footprint is like from a Romanian prison. Greta ftw >

From another article I read about his apprehension and arrest:

In a video rant he uploaded to Twitter, in which he smoked a cigar and tried to brush off the online spat, he unwittingly displayed a pizza box from a local pizza chain—alerting authorities looking for him to his presence in the country.

This just makes it all so much better.
I'll be interested to hear more about the case, but it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd be facing charges like this. If he's guilty then I hope the women he harmed are safe now and that he'll face serious consequences for the harm he caused. >

This is the absolute funnest self own in history
Andrew Tate can get absolutely fucked >

It hurts itself in its confusion! >

Wonder if he has any reGreta >

And after vehemently searching they could not locate his tiny dick >

Lost in the shadow of the most massive L in recent memory. >

How embarrassing for him. >

Tate was going to shoot it out with the Romanian cops but it turned out they were packing 12 gauge pump shotguns and all he had was a .25 caliber derringer... >

I rember him flexing over some guns he had mounted in his home. Someone pointed out they were airsoft guns that he had mounted on the wall to look real. >

Yeah, but he's such an alpha male airsoft guns get hard for him. >

Airhard guns sound very alpha >

I hope Shapiro tweets her next >

Matt Walsh was busy defending this guy over the email reply.  This MFer posted a video replying to Greta cause he couldn’t handle being owned with a small dick energy joke by ordering local pizza, doxxing himself by ordering the Romanian equivalent of Pizza Hut and getting nabbed in the process. >

This dude picked a fight with a teenage girl, got bodied in front of hundreds of millions of people, and his hilariously pathetic video response ended up leading directly to his arrest.   
I love reality sometimes. >

Damn, he got roasted by a teenager so hard the police got involved. >

Kanye out as a Nazi supporter, Andrew Tate as a human trafficker. Elon Musk in process of transforming into QAnon conspiracy dumb fuck.  
Right-wingers sending their best.
If you’re on a Jordan Peterson train, I suggest to get the fuck out right now.
Edit: Someone surely will claim that they are not right wing but some secret third thing, yet it is always appeal of people on the right that all of these fuckers get. Truly a mystery how this happens. >

Alex Jones as a negative billionaire. >

The 'consequences are for other people' class have had one hell of a bad year.
Looks like the 'find out' phase takes a while to get rolling after years of them profiting off of them 'fucking around' >

Greta should tweet "Andrew, you have low emissions now that you are in jail... Good job!" >

Imagine being a self-proclaimed alpha male Top G and then getting nuked out of orbit by a 19 year old girl for an internet beef he himself picked - then taking 10 hours to come up with a lame rebuttal/rant - and getting arrested the next day by revealing his location through a pizza box in that same video which he bragged is made of non-recyclable box. Self doxxing level 99. PizzaTate. >

What even is happening lately.  The timeline is healing.  
Kiwi Farms taken down, Elon exposed as a clown and hemorrhaging money, SBF arrested, Tate arrested….   
Are we leading up to a season finale of 45 taken into custody on the tarmac? >

Alex Jones turned into a negative billionaire
Kanye nazi'd himself into near irrelevance with indefensible interviews
"Alpha" males seething everywhere because of Greta's one liner response which provoked the biggest self own in history
Rudy Giuliani isn't allowed to be a lawyer anymore because he was so objectively bad at it
Trumpworld lawyers (various) getting sanctioned in the Hillary lawsuits, Kari Lake nonsense and at least having to pay costs
Maybe we've reached the natural end point of Harambe's life and the realities are colliding?