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It would be nice if she popped out a window and proclaimed that he's not the messiah, but just a very naughty boy.
It's too bad that she died in the North Tower, fighting off the incoming plane with a fire hose.
By his logic anyone anyone that didn't die in 9/11 survived it >

Just like my Irish great grandparents survived the Holocaust. By being in Ireland. >

I survived the last major global extinction. >

You did! Your ancestors lived because they lived underground and fed on bugs, worms, and snails. The meat and plant eaters all went extinct, along with 60% of terrestrial plants. In the oceans, bony fishes did a lot better than sharks and rays. Turtles and snakes did okay. All of the non-avian dinosaurs died (and nearly all of the ancient birds as well).
You can fairly claim to be more resilient vs. apocalyptic asteroids than a triceratops. >

That's how she survived. >

He is technically correct. The best kind of correct. >

r/unexpectedfuturama >

When is this quote ever not expected on Reddit? >

I also survived 9/11, coz im in australia >

That seems like an awfully convenient alibi. >

Can't spell alibi without an 'li'. >

we all went to school w this guy, right? parents live in a mansion, dad is a top secret spy, has every game console and every game ever made, knows karate. you finally go to his house and it's a trailer, his cat's a possum, the pool's inflatable, but you can't even be mad. except in this case you can. >

Pinocchio hasn’t stopped lying ever after becoming a real boy… >

I'ld love to have Pinocchio's footwear.  
Wooden shoe ?