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Every Texan  makes their “Dead Baby Float”, that’s Root Beer and  two scoops of dead baby…only in Texas..now they need a law to stop it.
I would say who cares if they want to label something that doesn't exist but that would just be encouraging stupid behavior. >

The entire point is that they have implied that they do exist, and there are people who now think that it is a fact (that msm have been hiding from you). >

Soylent Veal? >

Fried in baby oil >

Baby oil? Made from real babies? >

He meant Virgin Oil >

Only the finest cold-pressed virgin baby oil. >

I mean, aren't they that way by default? >

Cold-pressed, or virgin? >

Virgin. >

The GOP "boogeyman issues" just keep getting weirder and darker.
They need to keep their voters terrified, because they have no actual policies to run on. >

Exactly. They glom onto anything they can be outraged over to keep their base riled  up. The gas stove thing was a perfect example. 
It’s like they constantly have to feed their followers little spoonfuls of dopamine via outrage to keep them hooked - all the while giving tax breaks to the rich and cutting things that actually help their constituents. >

Jesus fucking christ.
Between this and the story in Baltimore telling people they're burning fetuses to power street lights. I just can't wrap my head around this shit anymore >

I’m going to skip the obvious question of who believes that insanity and go straight to: how much energy potential do people believe a fetus contains to power to a street light? And is there some endless supply out there? 
Because either 1 fetus has incredibly long lasting burn time with a high energy output or somewhere there is a massive mine of fetuses to use continuously. Either way your insane for believing that. More crazy than flat earth. >

Don't you know? Each newborn child has unlimited potential (energy). Frankly I don't know why we have yet to forsake our youth, to battle the demon of climate change. >

Alas men, the time has come for us to fight the future with the future! Corporeal Smith, target the sun and bring the fetus cannon up to firing temperature. It's time to fix the climate. >

Aborted fetus space bomb would be an awesome band name. >

Aborted Space Fetus Bomb has a better cadence, don’t you think? Makes less sense tho. 
Of course none of this makes any sense at all, so… >

You know FABS is the only correct order. >

The funny part is I am musician beginning songwriting. I have a stage name in mind but that could be a fine band name for what I’m aiming for. And that’s absolutely FABulouS. >

They’ll take my Frosted Abortion-Os over my cold dead body! >

I'm going to take my bowl of Christ Krispies and have breakfast somewhere else. >

I've been eating Fetus Flakes all my life and I don't plan to stop now. >

I’m keeping my Embry-O’s, thank you very much. >

I'm still annoyed that Count Abortula is Halloween only. >


or if it was the product of research that used such tissue.

See this is the key part. The COVID vaccine (and many other vaccines, drugs, etc) used fetal cell lines for testing. Now they get to go “see we were right they used aborted fetuses” >

I am aware. But do you think crazy Republican nut jobs care? >

I say let them see what medications and cosmetics they use are impacted.  Let them start seeing how their gout can't be treated and that their hair restoring gel is off limits.
Yeah this is a joke being played on them.  It won't change a thing I use or do.  It will just make all these people lie to each other while they use the medicines and cosmetics.
Best part is when they start using alternative medicines and cosmetics not tested properly or approved for use.  OR pay way way way more for testing and purchase.
Yeah this is joke being played on the people who support this action. >

I get the impression you’re familiar with colloidal silver. >

Essential oils are the future... just wait. >

I’m a Zeolite man. >

“Take a spoonful of the gall of a red ox and two spoonfuls of water-pepper and four of the patient’s urine, and as much cumin as half a French nut and as much suet as a small nut and break and bruise your cumin.
Then boil these together till they be like gruel then let him lay his haunch bone [hip] against the fire as hot as he may bear it and anoint him with the same ointment for a quarter of an hour or half a quarter, and then clap on a hot cloth folded five or six times and at night lay a hot sheet folded many times to the spot and let him lie still two or three days and he shall not feel pain but be well.” >

Lol, accusing people of eating the blood of unbaptized babies is classic "blood libel". It's 12th century QAnon. >

In case people are unfamiliar: blood libel >

I can't believe that Cinnamon Fetal Crunch will be scrutinized! >

Man, I wish I had an award to give you 🏆 >

The air force is actually chock full of christian white nationalists and traitors. >

Like in Colorado Springs, the evangelical hub that is also home to the Air Force Academy? >

Food in Texas and electricity in Baltimore…is there anything aborted fetuses can’t do? >

Perfectly reasonable request. So... zero product labels will be changed? They should also label food made from severed unicorn erections. I can't tell you how many times I've eaten a fresh tin of Pad Thai only to find trace amounts of unicorn erections. >

Take THAT, McNuggets! >

In a way it's already labeled. You just don't see it in the list of ingredients because. well, it don't exist. >

WTF!???? Where do these freaks come up with this stuff??? My mind can't even go there! I mean, seriously???  They are either constantly thinking about sexualizing kids, or imagining themselves witnessing LGTBQ+ life style, and now this??
I think the requirement these days to be in the GOP is to be pretty darn sick! >

"Texas Republican" is the new "Florida man". >

That’s an insult to Florida man >

To be fair. If they were making food our of aborted fetuses, I'd want it labeled too. But yeah. This is some next level Qrazy. >

"Why does this cup of Wendy's chili say it may contain traces of Scott Tenorman's parents?" >

Scientific ignorance coupled with religious bigotry is rampant in Texas. >

I want food containing Martians labeled.