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I wonder whether this will impact places like McDonald’s that ask you to pull off to the side about 60% of the time.
I worry that he’d have been successful kidnapping someone that way.
Luckily he was dumb enough to do it with a gigantic tattoo. >

Surely the camera got his license plate too
What a moron >

Good thing there's a linked article telling you what the camera captured... >

I can't read articles like this right now.
Anxiety
I just took a bunch of shit. Maybe I'll read it tomorrow >

Hope you feel better soon. Cyber hug >

Thanks. I'm actually typing this from the dermatologist >

Well, best wishes…I need to make an appointment with my dermatologist too. >

Very decent of you, and best of luck.
Nothing more to be done but wait for the biopsy. Guess I'll go home and do some yardwork.
Take care of yourself, fellow human >

Thanks. You as well. 
That’s what I need to get also. A biopsy. Got a thang that just popped up on my thigh that has me worried. Good idea to try and distract yourself. >


distract yourself

Heh. Yeah, good luck with that, right?
Well regardless, good luck anyway. >

Thank God
ETA:  Oh ffs, I am not even remotely religious.  It’s just a figure of speech.  Calm down. >

Well, god made the guy in the truck too. So also, what the fuck God?
Edit: This is the most insanely up/down comment I've ever posted--it went from +25 to -32 in like an hour. Did this get brigaded by religious folks or something? >

An omnipotent God, like the Judeo-Christian God, could create a species that had free will yet also always chose the perfect thing to do. Because he is omnipotent. 
Free will isn't the catch-all got-em you think it is. It's actually an incredibly weak theological argument against "The Problem of Natural Evil." >

That’s… the opposite of free will…. >

No, it isn't. An omnipotent God can create a free will within a species that still always chooses good. >

If God ensures we always choose good, we don’t have free will by definition. >

Free will doesn't mean that we can do literally anything. I can't try to kidnap people from drive-thru windows, because that's not who I am. I literally couldn't force myself to even want to do that. Does this mean that I lack free will? God could have made this guy like me, but he didn't. Why? Free will doesn't cut it. >

Good for the Barista for being quick. I guess drive through kidnapping is now a thing. >

Well it's so convenient >

Personally I just Amazon my kidnap victims, with prime there’s still a decent chance they are alive to with two day delivery >

But they always come damaged. >

That's a given with any Amazon employee though... >

Former Amazonian here, can confirm. We all have daddy Bezos issues. >

Crazy. Would love to see scalding hot coffee thrown in his face. >

Life in prison.  No parole.  Solitary confinement. >

Sadly, attempted kidnapping probably won’t get him very much jail time and he will be out in a few years to do it again.  This type of crime is not taken seriously enough.  How many rapists get out of jail and do it again? So, so many -it’s sickening! >

Honestly punishment for this should be just as serious as regular kidnapping. This isn't the type of thing someone just tries once. >

I am pretty much for the extreme reduction to elimination of "victimless crimes".... and an increased level of sentencing for victim-ed crimes where there is absolutely no doubt who did it and there is no reasonable excuse (ie: stealing to eat and survive)
They can KNOW they got the right person.  There is no excuse for his behavior, and there will never be a reason to trust he wont do it again.  Man should die in prison. >

So he was going to pull a 100+ lb woman through a window (with one arm), drag her behind his truck until he can get her into the vehicle, all while displaying visible tattoos caught on surveillance camera. Real genius thinking here >

It was a bikini-based coffee shop (just found out those exist) and some people theorized that this might be more in line with massage parlor shootings or other examples of anti female hate-crimes, which usually target sex workers or women of her description ("stacies").
If that's the case, giving her horrible road rash as punishment for wearing a bikini seems right in line with that style of thought. 
It also means you're a lot less concerned with self-preservation. >

Didn’t realize it was that type of coffee shop from the article. That does change the dynamic a bit. Still evil of course but maybe motivated like you say. Also what’s a Stacy? >

It's an incel term, the female version of a "Chad" except worse. The highschool girls, sorority sisters, Instagram models, etc. young, attractive, sexually active (or aleast could be, just not with you) these types of girls and sex workers are often the ones cited in their manifestos. 
It's a way of dehumanizing them (us), same way they refer to us as "females" like we're animals or roasties (a term based on the false belief that when a woman has "too much" sex her labia minora become long and saggy and leak out the vulva like roast beef off a sandwich) . >

My god. I’m glad I’ve never encountered people that use those terms. >

You can find A LOT of people around here in every sub who at least talk about women as "females" >

This is some Israel Keys stuff >

That’s EXACTLY where my mind went. >

This is the worst plan ever.
Does he even understand physics in the slightest?
How many times did he run this over in his head where she just magically leaped through his window into his arms. >

I don't know why anyone would be a criminal in this day and age. 
Between security cameras, DNA, and social media -they are going to get caught. >

If you got "Chevrolet" tattooed on your arm you don't give a fuck. >

To be fair, still better than Maytag or Sunbeam. 
Unless you don't believe in appliantology. >

I was an Appliantologist for awhile but then I reached the level where they pressure you with the righteous Extended Warranty. That made me very uncomfortable, so I made my exit and never looked back. >

Then you missed out on the best part where alien appliance are revealed.
Sorry, can't reveal more without invalidating my extended warranty. >

That’s ok. I’m willing to live with the knowledge that I will never know the whole truth. >

Find that fucker. Check his basement. >

You mean his mom's basement? >

Trailers don’t have basements! >

My significant others parents put a double-wide on top of a submerged concrete structure to create a trailer with a basement - cost them a fuck ton but c'est la vie! >

Minor detail, but it looks like he stalled out before driving off. Way to go, you fucking loser. >

That truck is definitely an automatic. Maybe the shifter got knocked into park or neutral in the struggle. >

I was going by what it looked like every time I had a standard stall out. GTK, and thanks for clarifying! >

This is definitely a felony right? This poor girl probably is traumatized af from this. Hope the guy gets jail time. >

Chevrolet PR department the next morning:
"What a beautify morning! I wonder what the day will bring- OH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?" >

Don’t worry they’ll just extend truck month >

This is absolutely terrifying.  That poor barista! >

There was absolutely zero chance that was going to work.  
Anyone in here saying “well he was a big guy” is just wrong.  Have you all never tried to handle even a toddler who decides to fight against you or even go limp when taking them to bed?  Now make them the size of an adult and two windows between you both with only an arm for leverage?  No.  Dude’s a wacko. >

He needs life in prison. >

He's demonstrated himself to be a clear danger to civil society.  I don't think we're going to be missing much if this guy is kept far away from the rest of us. >

First comment on the local site after it was reported he was arrested: “he’ll be out on bail tomorrow to try again”. >

Not that kidnapping anyone is ever a genius idea, but this one seems particularly bad. Even if he could get the "snare" on her and hold on, she'd be able to brace herself against the wall, the window, or use a million things near her to break free or hit him with. >

lock him up for at least 10 years >

The last guy they let go for attempted kidnapping just killed a mother of two this past spring in Memphis. Lock him up forever. No second chances. >

I worked at a shitty restaurant that for some reason hired a 40-something dickhead with an aggravated kidnapping charge. They somehow missed this fact that I discovered with a five-minute Google search.
He was fired for making rapey comments to a college-aged girl and probably not a year later murdered a local business owner whose wife he was sleeping with. >

As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a Moroon". >

Fitting, as he seemed to have the same understanding of physics as Wile E. Coyote. >

"Hello, my name is mud." >

Hope they catch the sick fuck before he gets someone. People are so fucking nasty and sick and twisted and fucked up in the head. What kind of sick fuck tries to do this to someone? >

There should be a meat cleaver under the window so they can just amputate anyone who tries this. >

I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of fast food drive-thru windows have a knife or gun within reach.
If not, they should.
Edit: maybe not a gun. Some type of blunt weapon would be better. >

Install a pressurized sriracha spray hose. >

If only there was some hot McDonalds coffee within reach >

He stopped after she pulled away?  Was he thinking of getting the cash he dropped?  What a maroon! >

Forgot his coffee. Can't make good decisions until he's had his coffee. >

Wow good thing for society this asshole was equal parts psychopath and fucking moron. 
How the fuck did he think that was going to work? Just yoink her out of the window in front of everyone and drive off? Rot in prison. Thanks for being such a fuck up your kidnapping attempt failed so miserably. >

"Suspect has a tattoo on his forearm that appears to read Chevrolet"
Truck culture is cringe as fuck, imagine getting "toshiba" or "samsung" tattooed on your body. >

Doing a little Israel keyes... >

Was waiting for this reference >

My son and I are way into true crime. All he has to do is say something like 'Remember the case with the guy in Oregon and the skating rink...' 99% of the time I know exactly what he's talking about. >

What was he thinking. Cameras are everywhere. >

By the time that footage was found she would be dead and it wouldn’t matter anymore. >

Sadly, you’re probably correct. >

Just another incel looking for a "date". >

Leave the body pillow boys alone bro this dude is just a monster in general >

What was that in his right hand that he tried to hit her with? >

Zip tie looped into a "snare". Really could not be any more bizarre. Actually, never mind, I'm sure it could. But still. >

It’s the giant Chevrolet tattoo on his arm for me.
That, and this guy’s seemingly complete lack of understanding of earth-bound physics. >

Rogue marketing has gotten more literal and weirder at the same time. /s >

Folks is wild. What's wrong with people??? >

WTF is wrong with people?! >

Does anyone else feel guilty being a guy and don't understand how women are able to walk out the house or take a chance on a new relationship?
God I feel guilty with all the extreme male crime going on >

Women understand that it's the minority of men who do this shit. Just be one of the great guys and hold the bros up to decent standards and help shut all of this shit down. It's a great time to be a good man. You're more appreciated and more vital to society transforming than ever. >

I always say — there’s no reason for women to trust men. It’s safer for them to treat us all like threats because so many of us prove to be dangerous — not accepting no as an answer, following them, assaulting them, sexually assaulting them, etc.
The men who aren’t a problem should understand that, not be offended, and try to change behaviors in other men to help out as an ally. The men who get butt hurt about it are the ones that should ask themselves why. >

It's pretty ridiculous that we accept that male animals of almost any other mammal tend to be more aggressive. Even if you're trans and taking T they tell you to expect dramatic angry mood swings if your testosterone level spikes. Yet somehow the idea that testosterone may be a major contributor to violence and rash behavior in humans is taboo. >

Bikini baristas are brave af. Seems like the job could attract a lot of creeps like this. >

WHY IS THIS A THING? >

If you click through you'll see some legit places mixed in with the bikini places.
I don't think Starbucks has a "clothing optional" policy for their employees lol. >

Even one “Bikini Barista” is a weird business model. But there were at least a half dozen all with a few miles of each other in Auburn, Wa. 
Wat? >

Agreed. Either way, it's apparently filling a need lol. >

Brain: hey, drivethrus have cameras, that's how they know you're there, and also you'll be in your car with a license plate.
Man: shut up brain! >

And only the other day I was kinda amazied at the kid who leaned through the window to raid the register... >

A suspect is in custody. >

I don't want to live on this planet anymore... >

I heard there’s a mothership waiting for us. But we need some sweet ass Nikes, and to shave our hair… and genitals off. 
But it should be awesome this bald guy told me bout it in the 90’s >

He is looking at serving venti years…. >

We wish. It’s probably much less than half that unless they can prove it was done for sexual purposes. That’d bump it up a class in felony.
I am not a lawyer, do not use this as legal advice. Also, do not kidnap people. >

He must believe in cartoon physics.