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I don't know, that's a pretty good PR statement.  Acknowledges something is going on, without really saying anything.
Stocks & Securities Limited has got some explaining to do. But they are directing calls to Jamaica’s Financial Services Commission, which is investigating. >

I hate it when that happens to me. >

As they go to look for it during their trip to the Cayman Islands >

How many millions he have? >

@90 million >

so he lost more than 10% of his total wealth >

Weird coincidence: my account is also missing $12m. >

Oh I'm so lucky, mine seems to have added $24.7m! >

🕵‍♀️💵 >

Did they check behind the vault? >

Maybe he left it in his other pants >

The very pants he was going to return! >

“We understand that clients are anxious to receive more information and assure you that we are closely monitoring the matter throughout all the required steps and will alert our clients of the resolution as soon as that information is available,” the company said.
How do I make a living sitting at home and writing nothing but platitude PR BULLSHIT all day? I could do better than this.