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meaty-G would totally destroy bobo.
Even if bobo got to use her guns, meaty-G has experience shooting animals from a helicopter.
When an incalculable idiot meets an unfathomable imbecile. >

Which one is which? >

That's the same question every person asked when I sent out the meme that shows Marge and Boe together in a pic and says the space between them is called the perineum. >

I just want to know why I'm the only person in this thread that immediately thought "this is obviously a setup for trashy lesbian porn."? Am I still on reddit? >

I don't want to see either of them like that.  They are both horrible humans. >

I didn't say I wanted to see it. I was just surprised I was the one who had to point it out. >

Amen! I had strong Nailin Palin vibes (google at your own peril) here but agreed with Wales that i couldn’t stomach watching it either way. >

I'm gonna pull a page from Brave Sir Robin's book on that peril thankyouverymuch. >

They’re models of maturity, aren’t they? >

True Christians. >

If they are true Christians who are getting to the kingdom of heaven, I want to be no where near them. >

I'll save you a seat by the fire. >

I’ll bring the marshmallows. >

But it’s hell, the marshmallows are probably some kind of sugar free brand, or taste like sardines.  Still better than hangin with maga republicans.  Talk about hell,… >

Nah. Gluttony is a cardinal sin.
I bet hell has all the good shit. >

What if hell is just all of things you were told you couldn’t enjoy in life. Piles of gold at Scrooge McDuck proportions, tables of food miles long, beautiful women and men with orgy rooms, beds, pillows, and blankets that fit your exact body properties and needs. >


Both Greene and Boebert have said that trans women are a threat to cis women in public restrooms and locker rooms, but it appears that the real aggression in the women’s room is coming from them.

This line is terrific. >

It just warms my heart that these two hate each other and someone is leaking it every time this happens. >

I’d totally down for some network studio to pay them both to go to a deserted island, little provisions, just one of a lot of things. Setup cameras. Leave them there. 
Would I watch it? Fuck no who wants to watch those two any longer than required. I’d just be happy they were left on an island. 
Show gets cancelled after shitty pilot episode. Island abandoned and resources on it not recovered. World moves on happily. >

Won’t someone please think of the islands? >

Imagine the birds hearing these two nutcases yelling at each other. Makes woodpeckers seem musical by comparison. >

Aw we have a pair of woodpeckers who come visit our feeder. I love it when I hear them squarbling!
I don't like it when they peck my window to let me know the feeder is empty. >

I wish I had woodpeckers but I get and feed hummingbirds. I wonder what's an annoying bird. Maybe seagulls? >

Mockingjays can be insanely annoying.
There was one who decided his call would be that of a car alarm. They're also pretty aggressive. My husband and son were flying a nerf helicopter around the yard and a mockingbird came out of nowhere to dive bomb and scream at it.
I'm envious of your hummingbirds!! We apparently don't get many of them in South Florida. >

Is a mockingjay the same bird as a mockingbird? We only get the ruby throat hummingbirds or the Anna's hummingbirds 8n California it seems. There's a weird hummingbird species in the Andes of Peru that basically leaps around on the ground like a frog because there's little oxygen in the air. Really pretty, exotic hummingbird. >

Did they wear a same KKK gown? >

I have been saying all along that let's get a mud pit and bikinis ready. The collection can go over to pay for national debt. >

“At least have the decency to oil up.” -Dan Fielding, in honour of the Night Court reboot! >

I was unaware of the reboot and have no plans to watch it, but if the theme song doesn't have a heavy bass, and searing alto sax, I will consider it a complete failure. >

I just saw John Laraquette admit that his musician son has reworked the theme song, for this reboot; I’ve not heard it yet, so i reserve judgment atm >


According to one source, Greene was exiting a stall when she confronted Boebert about the latter’s plan to thwart McCarthy’s election as speaker. Greene allegedly accused Boebert of taking money from McCarthy for her campaign but not showing loyalty to him now.
“You were OK taking millions of dollars from McCarthy but you refuse to vote for him for speaker, Lauren?” she allegedly asked, according to one source.
“Greene questioned Boebert’s loyalty to McCarthy, and after a few words were exchanged, Boebert stormed out,” another source said.
“That’s when Lauren said, ‘Don’t be ugly,’” they said, before Boebert “ran out like a little schoolgirl.”
When questioned about the altercation, Boebert just said “See you later, bye.” Greene hasn’t commented on it either.
The two have reportedly been at odds for at least a year now. Last year they nearly came to blows at a meeting of the far-right Freedom Caucus over Greene’s public appearance with prominent white supremacist Nick Fuentes. The confrontation got heated and one witness later said that they thought Greene and Boebert were going to get physically violent until another Freedom Caucus member “stepped in to de-escalate.” >

“That’s when Lauren said, ‘Don’t be ugly,’” >

Mean Girls 3 - Mean Girls in Congress >

With Tina Fey as Lauren Boebert and Amy Poehler as Marjorie Taylor Greene? I'd watch the fuck out of that. 
SHE DOESN'T EVEN VOTE HERE >

"I'm not like a regular terrorist. I'm a cool terrorist." >

Is fascism a carb???? >

$50 on MTG by KO in 2 rounds.