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Can we just assume that everything he says (much like Trump) is a lie and be done with it?  :)
By his logic anyone anyone that didn't die in 9/11 survived it >

Just like my Irish great grandparents survived the Holocaust. By being in Ireland. >

I survived the last major global extinction. >

You did! Your ancestors lived because they lived underground and fed on bugs, worms, and snails. The meat and plant eaters all went extinct, along with 60% of terrestrial plants. In the oceans, bony fishes did a lot better than sharks and rays. Turtles and snakes did okay. All of the non-avian dinosaurs died (and nearly all of the ancient birds as well).
You can fairly claim to be more resilient vs. apocalyptic asteroids than a triceratops. >

That's how she survived. >

He is technically correct. The best kind of correct. >

r/unexpectedfuturama >

When is this quote ever not expected on Reddit? >

I also survived 9/11, coz im in australia >

That seems like an awfully convenient alibi. >

Can't spell alibi without an 'li'. >

we all went to school w this guy, right? parents live in a mansion, dad is a top secret spy, has every game console and every game ever made, knows karate. you finally go to his house and it's a trailer, his cat's a possum, the pool's inflatable, but you can't even be mad. except in this case you can. >

Pinocchio hasn’t stopped lying ever after becoming a real boy… >

I'ld love to have Pinocchio's footwear.  
Wooden shoe ? >

It would be nice if she popped out a window and proclaimed that he's not the messiah, but just a very naughty boy.
It's too bad that she died in the North Tower, fighting off the incoming plane with a fire hose. >

This is really a shitstorm around this POS.  It’s unbelievable the GOP doesnt seem to care. >

Dude basically stole from Kevin Mccarthy. >

In addition to all the crimes and lying Santos could call Kevin McCarthy's wife ugly and Kevin McCarthy would go only as far as saying something like “George has a long way to go to earn our trust”. >

This guy is the Republican male version of that Anna woman from Russia/Germany who scammed people and they made a movie about her. Hopefully he ends up in jail too. >

This is the "new GOP" for you. Get some popcorn and enjoy the show. >

So she died in 9/11, now she survived it, but also was not in the country. 😂
Shit let him stay in congress for the entertainment value. This is hilarious. The GOP is a total fucking disaster. >

George Santos: The Tommy Tallarico of politics >

Well then she survived, didn't she? Checkmate libs! /s >

I survived the Challenger explosion, Chernobyl, the columbine shootings and 9/11. I think I might be immortal. >

I survived the Big Bang of the universe. >

Then you truly are immortal. >

That’s how she survived 9/11. I survived 9/11 by walking across campus in Glassboro NJ >

I also survived 9/11. I mean, I was in Social Studies in Indiana at the time, but by God I survived! >

real shame no one did this fact checking before the election. >

I also survived by not being born yet >

Well anyone that was alive on 9/11 that was also alive on 9/12 technically ‘survived’ 9/11. I too am a 9/11 survivor. >

I too survived 9/11…. In southern Illinois. >

Technically I also survived 9/11.