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Patiently waiting for the dog to post this in r/amitheasshole
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That dog is HUGE! 6'8" sitting down. He can have any lunch he wants. >

Those are dog inches, not human inches >

Divide by 7! >

6 foot 8 = 80 inches
7! = 5040
80/5040 ≈ 0.016 inches
that's a tiny dog >

Tiny dog can have any lunch he wants. >

Because whatever he takes would be too small to notice. >

The article said that the officer left his lunch unguarded and nowhere does it say that someone told this good boy no, I see no crime. >

Sounds like entrapment >

He looks innocent to me. Also, his whiskers tell me he’s got seniority >

Yes he does! You’re innocent huh puppy! You were hungry huh? Yes you were! Yes you wweeeeerrrrrrr!! You need to groooow huh bubba!!! Yes you do! >

ADAGB >

Thanks for the giggle! >

The evidence sounds very shady. Ice needs to lawyer up. >

Ice can’t afford a lawyer. He’ll have to go in forma pauperis. >

If the lunchbox doesn't fit, you must acquit! 😂 >

NOT GUILTY, BEST BOY