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Hey, I’m going to nitpick the title a little, but I feel like I should say that dressing in drag and being trans are two different things. 
Both are fine. Some trans people do drag. But drag is a performance and a costume. Transphobes like to equate trans women with drag queens because they think of us as “men in dresses.”
Anyway, I’m sure that’s not what the OP was doing here. But I felt like I should point it out.
Does this guy even exist? >

BREAKING: George Santos revealed to be three raccoons standing on top of each other. >

Breaking: raccoons revealed to be possums in masks and fur coats. >

BREAKING: possums in masks revealed to just be a broom. >

I was waiting for this to end with a broom, thank you. >

It was supposed to end with turtles all the way down >

you are thinking of Mitch >

sir this is a wendy’s >

No, this is Patrick! >

Founder of Wendy's... and we just received  word it's a George Santos' scam >

He's lived quite a life. Or maybe he hasn't; it's pretty hard to tell conclusively. >

He lived quite a lie. >

I am DYING to know whether he’s at all stressed by being caught in these HUGE lies. Like, what’s going through your head? I imagine most people would be shitting their pants but maybe by like the tenth hugely embarrassing blatant lie that makes international headlines it loses its edge? It’s just another day in the life of (the alleged) George Santos? Is he tossing and turning and losing sleep over this? Or is he totally unfazed by it? >

I’d probably resign out of shame itself. I mean I bet at least some of the scrutiny is because he hasn’t yet. >

yaaaa
As soon as the wwe announcer voice kicks in, you know it's ending poorly. >

This is like Catch Me if You Can if the protagonist was weird and dumb. >

I mean you call him dumb, but he:

Lied to everyone's faces right out in the open
Got elected
Got committee placements
Probably collecting all sorts of money under the table. 

As terrible as he is, he'll probably never see actual consequences and will probably make a lot of money. >

Idk he’s under federal investigation, easily could land him in prison. I’d not trade places with him right now. Also pretty sure he’ll be voted out of office in 2024 anyway, after which he will be unemployable. >

I'll wait for any of these people to see any consequences before I start having hope. 
I'm sure he'll get voted out, but he will have already made his money, probably have a book deal, and have some sort of pundit deal on some sort of terrible network. 
We are in the worst timeline after all. >

Good thing even a rich person can become destitute with a single hospital bill. U S A. U S A. >

Hell, I got a $30k raise when I switched to my new job, and because it's a smaller company, instantly about $10k of that raise was just paying for the difference in health insurance. Nothing like paying $1400 a month for a $10k family deductible plan that won't pay a dime in 99% of cases, because I never hit the deductible, and even if I finally did, they'd do everything in their power to avoid paying out the claims. >

You can't make this stuff up. >

Ironically, the one thing he can't make up. >

Hahaha 🤣 if l had some award l'd give it to ya >

I got you, fam. >

I got you too, fam >

Everyone also got me, fam >

Swing and a miss, fam. >

Fam a lam a ding dong >

Christ, I need to start selling Santos Bingo cards. >

I have thought the same thing. You need a sex with an extraterrestrial square.
Edit: Science, Space and Technology Committee? This is not an idle suggestion. >

The lying and the grifting seemed to be fine with the GOP, but will they tolerate the drag? >

Rudy Giuliani wore drag. Those were some of his better days. >

Rudy was an extremely unattractive woman. >

And is an extremely unattractive man. >

And is an extremely unattractive piece of shit. >

Reminder - nothing wrong with being a drag queen - what’s cringeworthy is the hypocrisy >

Also drag and being trans are not the same, at all. >

Also, conservatives love drag for some reason. Remember when that Trump/Giuliani video came back around a few years ago? Conservatives loved it and said that humor is a why they love Trump so much. >

Crossdressing is a staple of English boomer comedy >

Eddy Izzard >

I didn’t think Eddy was doing it for humor though. >

She's not. She's genderfluid. There aren't nearly enough prominent genderfluid people out there. >

Out and trans now. >

Another wild twist in this preposterous, disgraceful saga. Santos has turned out to be many of the things that Republicans publicly rail against, yet they have no intention of booting him. But a vote is a vote, so it's all ok >

All the Russian money he has and blackmail he has on others. >

There’s this and there’s memorial dog money he stole. George Santos does not fuck around. You could find him going through your drawers and to your face he’d go, “I’m not even here right now.” >

He would pretend to be you and say he was your name to your face. And think you would believe him. >

Reality is just trolling us at this point >

How is stealing money from a sick armed service dog not a breaking point. >

Republicans like war dogs that don't get cancer. >

we live in a simulation that is about to end and the 12-year-old kid at the controls has been fucking with us these past few years. >

The kid's not real either; it's simulations all the way up. >

Always has been >

Might be Fred Savage >

In his defense, Santos says he was just "drag-ish." >

We only know that because it was leaked as revenge for him admitting there are congressional cocaine orgies. Republicans gather dirty laundry on each other as blackmail to stay in line. >

How lame do you have to be to get invited to an orgy then go tattle about it. >

Cause crusty republican orgies sounds cringe af. Imagine Lindsay graham ripped on coke fucking a male prostitute while Ted Cruz jerks off in the corner cause he is a cuck. >

Something about him made me expect this! >

It’s the skin care routine! >

This motherfucker was grown in a lab by The Onion. >

Oh man—that’s brilliant. I’m gonna remember that >

Is there a legitimate reason why everyone is just letting this guy walk around with no accountability? >

No, but there are a million illegitimate and scummy ones, and those ones have more power for some reason. Or maybe it's no reason, I can't keep up with the fucked up joker like entity running this fuckin' reality anymore. >

This is becoming a meme. I can't keep up. >

When do we start putting quotes around "George Santos's" name? >

Leaning into the gay/drag thing is probably the only way to get the GOP to boot this grifter. He's otherwise a role-model republican. >

Nah he stole from a rich donor so they'll turn on him >

His drag name was Hedda Lettuce >

Because OF COURSE he was a gay, drag queen. Fucking of course. I swear to God, just listen to whatever these assholes are crusading against at any given moment and then wait until it comes out that they are the ones doing it. I wish there was an S in their name so I could add "Self Loathe" to Gaslight. Obstruct. Project. >

GOPs? >

House Republicans are at the point (and have been for some time) where it’ll have to be a ‘dead girl or live boy’ scandal for them to do anything. Hypocrisy doesn’t even faze them anymore. >

I'm questioning just how bad one of those scenarios would be. A day in time out? No afternoon cookie and cigarette? >

Alright Santos bingo card time: 
Claimed that he served in the IDF | Claimed that he slept with a famous gay celebrity  | Was once a member of the Communist party | Involved in a puppy mill  | Faked his own death at least once 
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Isn't a US citizen | claimed he was allergic to meat | Claimed that he worked at the Mint | Wanted in europe | Has multiple illegitimate children 
falsified votes for primary run  | Claimed that he was in danger from the cartels | Free Space: made campaign promises | Involved in an immigration scam | Already stealing shit from the capitol building
Wore a butt plug on the house floor | claimed to be a recovering alcoholic | attempted to blackmail a NY GOP official | Claimed that he stormed the capitol | Has an incurable STD 
Took money from an actual FSB agent | doubles down on a lie on live TV | Excuses a lie with a more insane sob story | claims he has an evil twin | performed sexual favors for a congressman >

This guy is like a hundred red flags in a trenchcoat >

This might actually be the deal breaker for republicans. Lying ,not a problem. Stealing from charity, not a problem, fake resume, not a problem.  Being a drag Queen.  That goes too far. >

How many republicans are secret drag queens? Jim Jordan anyone? Mike Pence? I bet Kitara knows the truth and the republicans will stop at nothing to keep it a secret. >

There’s no way Jim Jordan would walk around with that janky ass haircut if he were even acquainted with one single Queen. >

LMAO, this shit like a comedy/tragegy show at this moment