>

It was made to look like a slap on the wrist but it was actually a diamond studded gold slap bracelet they were giving him.
When I grow up I want to be an ousted CEO. >

I want to be a failed division 1 football coach >

Just molest children and you in >

I thought that is how Republicans got their congressman >

that got stale. Republicans are all in on fugitives from Brazil now. >

Truth never goes out of style >

Now they gotta pay 2 CEOs, time to cut staff and make hot dogs $11 again >

The hot dogs have been $12-15 since at least 2021. 
That's the price BEFORE the markups begin.
Edit: You can get a plain or plant-based dog for about $10. >

Ouch!! Haven't been to Disney World since 1/2020 and guess I didn't notice at Disney Land in October.  Awful. >

I'm going off of Casey's Corner prices at WDW. They might be different in California. >

This is why I don’t get fast food at WDW - if I’m going to get gouged, I at least want good food, and if possible, someone to bring it to me. >

The table service isn't always good, either. The better restaurants honestly are either at Disney Springs or the resorts. 
But there are a few of the quick service locations that stood out. 
The Buffalo chicken grilled cheese sandwich over at ABC Commissary was amazing, but I've learned how to make it at home for much cheaper.
Satu'li Canteen is pretty good, too.
If you want a hot dog, you leave the park and go to Portillo's. Chicago dog with the best damn onion rings and a slice of chocolate cake (or a cake shake)... It's well worth the calories. >

Had dinner with some family friends at the german biergarten and the table service was downright HOSTILE. Every 2-3 minutes the waiter would come over and ask "Anything I can get you? CHECK?" To try to get us out as fast as they could. >

Yikes. Thankfully, I've never had an issue with bad service. It's just that the food/experience has typically been mediocre for the price, with a few rare exceptions. Cinderella's Royal Table, for example, only just brought back the princesses roaming the room. Previously, folks had been fighting over reservations and paying up to nearly $70/person just to have Cindy come out and occasionally wave. (And the food was Denny's quality.)
And that's been pretty much on brand for in park restaurants as a whole lately— underwhelming overpriced food. Places like Boathouse (Disney Springs) aren't cheap, but at least the food and overall experience is better. >

That's one hellva golden parachute! >

CEO's: when failing at your job and getting fired only makes you richer. He should get two weeks severance not millions for failure. >

If you guys are just handing out money,  I can fuck some shit up for like half that much. >

I just need 24 hours to fire all the janitors and tram operators, turn over all food vending to the folks in charge of the Italy booth at EPCOT festivals, switch out all the ketchup packets, shut down the eggroll cart, release 100 limited edition Starbucks cups, take away free parking from passholders, cancel all ride repairs, and put up even more walls at EPCOT.
How much do I get? >

Alright there Elon, you're already "running" 3 companies,  at least wait until Twitter is in the ground before you go after another CEO gig. >

The funny thing is... Those are almost all basically exaggerations of things Chapek did. (He never shut down the eggroll cart.) 
The janitorial staff has definitely been cut, and he still hasn't managed to get trams back up and running. Food quality has dropped as prices continue to rise. He actually did switch out the ketchup packets from Heinz. Some merchandising/supply issues ended up with long lines stretching through parks and even a few fights, though this was at least not necessarily his fault. He cut passholder perks while raising prices and referred to them as "undesirable." And construction slowed on EPCOT projects despite having plenty of downtime to have worked on them— resulting in what guests refer to as "Wallcot." >

“And I want fast pass access at all parks for one year. Especially at the Avatar ride.” >

Corporations collude to keep wages depressed for workers ..why don't they work together and stop offering these golden parachutes?
What is wrong with our culture, that we think paying one man all this money for nothing is more important than paying 1000 workers who actually do work? >

Another millionaire with a slap on the wrist and a care package. 
Sickening