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Imagine how upset the guy who lost his lunch was for this to make headlines. 😂
That dog is HUGE! 6'8" sitting down. He can have any lunch he wants. >

Those are dog inches, not human inches >

Divide by 7! >

6 foot 8 = 80 inches
7! = 5040
80/5040 ≈ 0.016 inches
that's a tiny dog >

Tiny dog can have any lunch he wants. >

Because whatever he takes would be too small to notice. >

The article said that the officer left his lunch unguarded and nowhere does it say that someone told this good boy no, I see no crime. >

Sounds like entrapment >

He looks innocent to me. Also, his whiskers tell me he’s got seniority >

Yes he does! You’re innocent huh puppy! You were hungry huh? Yes you were! Yes you wweeeeerrrrrrr!! You need to groooow huh bubba!!! Yes you do! >

ADAGB >

Thanks for the giggle! >

The evidence sounds very shady. Ice needs to lawyer up. >

Ice can’t afford a lawyer. He’ll have to go in forma pauperis. >

If the lunchbox doesn't fit, you must acquit! 😂 >

NOT GUILTY, BEST BOY >

Patiently waiting for the dog to post this in r/amitheasshole
😊 >

r/amithecloaca >

Wyandotte is a city in Wayne County in the U.S. state of Michigan with a population of 24,684 (2021) 
Apparently there is no crime in Wyandotte and thus to ensure county, city, state and federal funding they had to make an arrest. >

They also have something like the most bars and churches per capita, lots of fights on weekends but thats about it. As downriver trash myself, this is where to see peak white trash on any bar holiday >

I myself am a resident of the Dirty Dot. :) >

i moved to wyandotte right before covid and love it here but hearing “the dirty dot” makes me want to move >

The only acceptable crime an officer can commit >

He was probably hungry, the picture shows an over 6ft dog, I bet it eats a lot. /s >

How is this even on a legit CBS outlet? >

Nothing else going on in the world today. >

Sounds like good news! >

Wernstrom!! >

Bake him away toys. >

He must have had a ruff shift >

You don't care about the thin blue line if you can's see colors. >

Man, that's ruff.