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I still haven't even gotten my check from him!
From the headline, the only question was, is this clown from Texas or Florida?  
It's Texas. 

Eating food with fetal tissue would also likely constitute cannibalism, which is typically frowned upon. 

Guess somebody saw one of those Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies and thought it was a documentary? >

Shoot. That was just Skeeter down the road. >

Don’t blame Skeeter. He ain’t done nothin’. >

What about making sure burgers don't contain centaur meat? I want legislators to ensure that my burgers are centaur-free! I don't want to be chowing down on a burger and then realize that a mythical half-man-half-horse was ground up in it! Why aren't legislators covering this issue that's totally real and completely not made up by me right now?!!!! >

... and Unicorn meat.  Don’t forget about that.  Unicorns are just magical, not magically delicious!!! >

Leprechauns, however, are magically delicious! Or have I been interpreting that commercial incorrectly? >

SOP

Fabricate or overblow an "issue".
Create legislation to "fix" the issue that actually just furthers the racist/misogynist/xenophobic agenda. >

Rinse and repeat so you don't have to actually fix anything to help people. >


...cannibalism, which is typically frowned upon.

So you're saying that there's a chance. >

You jest, but there's pretty much one case where cannibalism is regarded as acceptable and that is the one that involve the 'Custom of the Sea' after shipwrecks. So uh, a lot of technically-correct-is-the-best-kind-of-correct there but it is technically correct so, yeah, the FDA knows their common law on cannibalism. >

Well, there was also that one guy who made his friends tacos from his own amputated leg from a necessary surgery, but that was after ~~lots of~~ paperwork, ~~discussion with professionals, research into proper preparation, and after getting approval from reputable a medical association.~~
Edit: link to the story. I apparently misremembered much of the details. >

That was a crazy read.  Got to admire the guy. Thanks for the link! >

Those damn democrats and their… cannibalism? >

I love babies, bit I can't finish one all by myself. >

Wait, you don't have a freezer specifically for your leftover baby parts?  George Soros personally gifted me one for Christmas in 2021.  It even has my initials on it.