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This is starting to remind me of that city councilman in Parks and Rec who kept getting caught lying all the time - like saying he was out of town building houses for the underprivileged, but then being found having four-way sex in a Brazilian cave.
I thought that character was way too over the top to be even remotely realistic, but here we are.
Does that mean his standing within the GOP is going to go up? >

With each new crime revealed, another committee assignment >

Head of the Committee on Fraud Prevention? >

ethics committee >


“I didn’t quite finish, but I came close. So I just  
call myself  
a doctor of ethics.

oh wow! what a coincidence...i too am a doctor of everything, never ever quite finishing, but always coming really close to it...