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Frank's fluids gets the job done.
A message to you , Rudy >

Time to think of your future >

Stop your messin' around! >

Creatin' problems in town >

Rudy >

A message to you, Rudy >

RIP Terry Hall >

Couldn’t have happened to a bigger pile of human shit >

Idk. Still hasn't happened to Trump. >

It probably will at some point >

About two more weeks.
Remind me. >

No way he'll get subpoenaed after delivering his health care plan to benefit all Americans /s >

Wait, is this really the start? Subpoenas from Feds is pretty fucking major. They don't do that sort of thing unless they're locked and loaded. >

I think we’re at the beginning of the end game.  
To be fair, I’ve thought that before >

I’ll use my gauntlet to snap people back into reality >

Oh, there goes gravity >

Mom’s spaghetti >

Rudy audibly farted when he heard the news. >

If he weren't such a terrible lawyer, he'd know that he has the right to remain silent. >

I predict a sudden and mysterious illness that will prevent him from being able to appear for an undetermined amount of time. >

Maybe he will accidentally fall out of a window. >

Some Russian wet work awaits him, and Trump. >

And before the doomers start flooding in (It's currently 5:30am in Moscow), if Rudy tries to ignore a DOJ subpoena, straight to jail. >

Yep.
As far as I know, no-one has successfully resisted a J6 subpoena that was issuesd on behalf of the DOJ (congressional subpoenas are a different deal) >

Clarence Thomas could put it on hold for a a short while. >

Only to further delegitimize himself as a justice.
History notices. >

Agreed, but maybe in exchange Rudy forgets his and his wife’s name.
Who knows, this entire thing feels like a bad tv show with way too many seasons. >

Four.  Four seasons >

Four seasons, and a martini. >

Will he show up sober? >

Yeah that's a no >

Just wondering, does anyone know if he can be penalized for showing up to the GJ drunk? Like, criminally? Or like expediting the loss of his law license? >

I just pictured him hungover, after a night in the drunk tank, looking worse than usual, being questioned while under a really bright light.
I'd pay to see that. >

As the heat from the light melts his hair dye and causes it to run down his face. >

The republicans are really making the libs cry, the kind of cry when you laugh too hard and for too long and feel really good. >

They should be tired of winning any minute now. But I for one, am glad that they are being forced to carry this mistake to the end.