>

They already are. Eggs.
I would say who cares if they want to label something that doesn't exist but that would just be encouraging stupid behavior. >

The entire point is that they have implied that they do exist, and there are people who now think that it is a fact (that msm have been hiding from you). >

Soylent Veal? >

Fried in baby oil >

Baby oil? Made from real babies? >

He meant Virgin Oil >

Only the finest cold-pressed virgin baby oil. >

I mean, aren't they that way by default? >

Cold-pressed, or virgin? >

Virgin. >

The GOP "boogeyman issues" just keep getting weirder and darker.
They need to keep their voters terrified, because they have no actual policies to run on. >

Exactly. They glom onto anything they can be outraged over to keep their base riled  up. The gas stove thing was a perfect example. 
It’s like they constantly have to feed their followers little spoonfuls of dopamine via outrage to keep them hooked - all the while giving tax breaks to the rich and cutting things that actually help their constituents. >

Jesus fucking christ.
Between this and the story in Baltimore telling people they're burning fetuses to power street lights. I just can't wrap my head around this shit anymore >

I’m going to skip the obvious question of who believes that insanity and go straight to: how much energy potential do people believe a fetus contains to power to a street light? And is there some endless supply out there? 
Because either 1 fetus has incredibly long lasting burn time with a high energy output or somewhere there is a massive mine of fetuses to use continuously. Either way your insane for believing that. More crazy than flat earth. >

Don't you know? Each newborn child has unlimited potential (energy). Frankly I don't know why we have yet to forsake our youth, to battle the demon of climate change. >

Alas men, the time has come for us to fight the future with the future! Corporeal Smith, target the sun and bring the fetus cannon up to firing temperature. It's time to fix the climate. >

Aborted fetus space bomb would be an awesome band name. >

Aborted Space Fetus Bomb has a better cadence, don’t you think? Makes less sense tho. 
Of course none of this makes any sense at all, so… >

You know FABS is the only correct order. >

The funny part is I am musician beginning songwriting. I have a stage name in mind but that could be a fine band name for what I’m aiming for. And that’s absolutely FABulouS. >

They’ll take my Frosted Abortion-Os over my cold dead body! >

I'm going to take my bowl of Christ Krispies and have breakfast somewhere else. >

I've been eating Fetus Flakes all my life and I don't plan to stop now. >

I’m keeping my Embry-O’s, thank you very much. >

I'm still annoyed that Count Abortula is Halloween only. >


or if it was the product of research that used such tissue.

See this is the key part. The COVID vaccine (and many other vaccines, drugs, etc) used fetal cell lines for testing. Now they get to go “see we were right they used aborted fetuses” >

I am aware. But do you think crazy Republican nut jobs care? >

I say let them see what medications and cosmetics they use are impacted.  Let them start seeing how their gout can't be treated and that their hair restoring gel is off limits.
Yeah this is a joke being played on them.  It won't change a thing I use or do.  It will just make all these people lie to each other while they use the medicines and cosmetics.
Best part is when they start using alternative medicines and cosmetics not tested properly or approved for use.  OR pay way way way more for testing and purchase.
Yeah this is joke being played on the people who support this action. >

I get the impression you’re familiar with colloidal silver. >

Essential oils are the future... just wait. >

I’m a Zeolite man. >

“Take a spoonful of the gall of a red ox and two spoonfuls of water-pepper and four of the patient’s urine, and as much cumin as half a French nut and as much suet as a small nut and break and bruise your cumin.
Then boil these together till they be like gruel then let him lay his haunch bone [hip] against the fire as hot as he may bear it and anoint him with the same ointment for a quarter of an hour or half a quarter, and then clap on a hot cloth folded five or six times and at night lay a hot sheet folded many times to the spot and let him lie still two or three days and he shall not feel pain but be well.” >

Lol, accusing people of eating the blood of unbaptized babies is classic "blood libel". It's 12th century QAnon. >

In case people are unfamiliar: blood libel >

I can't believe that Cinnamon Fetal Crunch will be scrutinized! >

Man, I wish I had an award to give you 🏆 >

The air force is actually chock full of christian white nationalists and traitors. >

Like in Colorado Springs, the evangelical hub that is also home to the Air Force Academy? >

Food in Texas and electricity in Baltimore…is there anything aborted fetuses can’t do? >

Perfectly reasonable request. So... zero product labels will be changed? They should also label food made from severed unicorn erections. I can't tell you how many times I've eaten a fresh tin of Pad Thai only to find trace amounts of unicorn erections. >

Take THAT, McNuggets! >

In a way it's already labeled. You just don't see it in the list of ingredients because. well, it don't exist. >

WTF!???? Where do these freaks come up with this stuff??? My mind can't even go there! I mean, seriously???  They are either constantly thinking about sexualizing kids, or imagining themselves witnessing LGTBQ+ life style, and now this??
I think the requirement these days to be in the GOP is to be pretty darn sick! >

"Texas Republican" is the new "Florida man". >

That’s an insult to Florida man >

To be fair. If they were making food our of aborted fetuses, I'd want it labeled too. But yeah. This is some next level Qrazy. >

"Why does this cup of Wendy's chili say it may contain traces of Scott Tenorman's parents?" >

Scientific ignorance coupled with religious bigotry is rampant in Texas. >

I want food containing Martians labeled. >

Every Texan  makes their “Dead Baby Float”, that’s Root Beer and  two scoops of dead baby…only in Texas..now they need a law to stop it. >

alternative headline:  "Texas Republican is a fucking moron." >

“If reality no longer fires up the base, just make shit up”.  ~ Some Republican Strategist >

Roger Stone has entered the chat >

How is that power grid or that border you scream about so often? >

Ah.....soylent green. Ok then. >

Soylent Green?????? >

Qs will believe anything. >

Ummm... okay sure pass the law, everyone will see exactly how many aborted fetuses they've been unknowingly eating. Transparency and all that, yada yada >

I think Dog food made from  Republicans should be labeled.  Not for human consumption. >

So... Scrambled eggs need to be labeled as aborted fetuses I guess >

So, chicken, duck, and other bird eggs would be labeled as aborted fetus? >

Keep big government out of our omelettes! >

Slim Jims? >

Like Creamy or Chunky-style? Gross. >

What kind of Soylent Green bullshit is this? >

Good old republickin priorities. Remember, we are paying them for this. Fiscal responsibility. >

It's actually not clear to me from this article whether this guy really thinks (or wants us to think) that aborted fetuses are used in food, or if it just applies to foods because they are under the GDA's authority, and the author of the article is just misconstruing it to make the politician look bad. >

Damn, I feel bad for labelmakers that think they will get rich on this >

......so eggs then? >

Is it just me or does this SOYLENT GREEN taste really fresh today? >

If they want to label medications discovered from fetal cell lines from decades ago then do it and don’t take those life saving medications when offered…..  simple as that! >

Aren’t they already. My nearest store has baby in a can, now with improved protein! >

McDonalds won't like this idea. >

They are tho >

Do y'all not have standard biohazard material procedures in your country? So weird. >

Good luck finding meds that haven’t used fetal (embryonic) cells in the development or testing of said meds. Of course pharma companies are using cells harvested in the ‘70’s or cloned. Ethically, where does one draw the line?  I’m not going to stop taking my heart meds over the use of 50 year old cells. >

It's already labeled. Hell, there are several shelves of it in the grocery stores I go to. It says "baby food" right on the label, and there's even a picture of a baby on some of it so illiterate people know it's made from babies. >

“A Texas Republican wants to make foods containing material from aborted human fetuses “clearly and conspicuously labeled” — even though such products do not exist.”
This is so fucking dumb. I can hardly stand it. >

I want my baby back … baby back … ribs 😂 >

He really IS just that smart!! >

So this guy 100% eats aborted fetuses,
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Got it. >

I don't think there's any way to prove any given food has absolutely no trace of fetal tissue. They should have to label everything as "contains less than 1% baby". >

"Manufactured on equipment used to process peanuts, soy, milk, and dead fetuses." >

It’s baby food…why would you have to label it? >

Is this story based on some kind of conspiracy theory that is on the internet, that says their is food made out of aborted fetuses? Because that’s the most possible reason why this is a news story to begin with. >

It is indeed a conspiracy theory. Just earlier they were claiming that street lamps in Baltimore were being powered by the burning of aborted fetuses. >

They are going to have to pry my feta-chow from my cold dead hands. >

Food made of fetuses is already labeled, dum-dum. >

Which aisle at my local H-E-B will I find the aborted fetus tortilla chips?  The chips or the snacks aisle?  Is there also a Combo Loco coupon for those? >

Don’t we all? >

ya know i think this is completely fair >

What food is that? >

Weclome to 4chanistan >

I think cigarettes made from aborted fetuses should be labeled too. >

Yet they have no problem drinking the blood of Christ and eating his body every week. There is no logic to this. 
Keep your religion out of the  laws that apply to all. >

Well, that's actually already being done. Ya know... since NO FOOD IS MADE FROM ABORTED FETUSES >

Being a Republican should be on the DSM5. >

I get more depressed everyday with the state of our country >

Only fetuses? Not old people? Hey mister republican. Why don’t you want to label food with old people in it? Sounds pretty suspicious. >

Weird... one would have thought that they would have passed a law forbidding aborted fetuses in food.  But in texas, I guess that's ok. >

"Non-existant problems require modern solutions" >

Well hey at least someone is addressing the most vital and important issues of the day /s >

If I haven't been getting genuine fetus all this time I'm going to be so mad! >

Wtf is wrong with these people who think this is actually happening?! >

Yes, all bbq meats, beer, and Starbucks drinks are made with aborted fetuses. Enjoy eating and drinking babies! /s 
They will all tell you it’s God’s plan that they’re continuing to eat and drink dead babies. >

Well that'll make it easier when I go to find a can of lefty chow.
Yum yum >

I agree, they should pass a law that makes manufactures label any food that contains Unicorn or Bigfoot meat. >

There really needs to be a minimum intelligence level imposed for public office. >

TBF, shouldn’t we make sure that all soda pop is clearly labelled “This product is NOT derived from the tears of angels grieving for the soul of humanity.”? Since, equally clearly, THAT product is already available in Aisle 3 - under the Texas mandated sign ‘Hard Right Products”. >

I would appreciate if they notified which ones weren’t so I can avoid those. Tears of angels really balances out the flavor. >

So, like, eggs I guess? >

Texas,  you have to do better than this. >

I don’t think they can. >

Isn't cannibalism illegal in the USA? >

So eggs? >

Eggs? >

On what planet do we have any foods based on aborted fetuses? Why do Republicans waste everyone's time with BS fake crap? All the time, every day there is another issues that doesn't exist that they are trying to tackle. Do their voters not know any better?
Obviously not, they still vote for them.... >

Cmon, nobody wants to read a warning like that while they’re eating their Fetus Flakes in the morning. >

Fetus Flakes are processed to hell; you can hardly even call what they put in there fetuses anymore. >

Now I'm confused. I thought they were using aborted fetuses to burn for power. Are there that many fetuses that they can use them for both power and food? >

Eggs? >

Done! Next made up problem? >

Texans are gunna be shocked when they have eggs. >

Does this include kosher aborted fetus? This is important >

Are they talking about eggs?? >

Wait, is the GQP insisting Texan’s convert to vegetarianism!? Sounds like someone is WOKE >

Done. >

The Texas GOP will have to pry my Adrenochrome from my cold, dead, reptilian claws! >

Feed us fetus! >

Food made by Tyrant Dragons and Sexually ambiguous Elves need to also be clearly labeled. >

Sure. Why the fuck not. Also make it so that all food woth cocaine in it must be labeled. >

They already are labeled, in that there are no such foods. >

So what like a little FDA label you won’t bother reading? Boring. I want the GOP to focus on putting gigantic stickers on every product that say “made with 100% real baby meat!” Because anything other than advertising is socialism. >

THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT???
God damn, just when you thought you'd scraped the bottom of the stupid barrel. >

I here the fetus is a delicacy only offered to the most regal of trillionaires. It is a meat so suculant with the tecture of caviar that is unmatched. Pairs well with a placenta wine. >

So, like, Eggs? >

Next GOP wedge issue: Cannibalism >

I like my tuna with plenty of dolphin and human fetus, this nonsense is infringing on my freedom. >

Obviously. How else do you know the age and pedigree? We aren’t savages, after all. >

Wow these people are delusional. >

.... so, eggs?
Is that gonna make them even more pricey?
They gonna have a special "Non-aborted chicken ovum" label like "Organic non-GMO" and mark it up 30%? >

DO IT!
And watch when zero products get labelled because zero food products are derived from aborted fetal tissue. >

I would also want food made of aborted fetuses labeled. That food also doesn’t exist so I can sleep soundly >

And also Unicorns! I think we can all agree nobody wants to end up eating unicorn when you thought you where eating all american canned sloppy joe. >

Yet ANOTHER reason why religious kookoos must not hold any public office. >

Compared with the typical level of stupidity in the GQP, the Texas level is on steroids. >

They had "I did This" stickers, I think I got some nice ideas for a peaceful revenge. >

Well, there are the women who eat their placentas, which genetically belongs to the fetus. >

His cookbook, "How To BBQ Man" isn't as subtle as the original. >

So….eggs? >

Like eggs? >

Soylent Green is people >

What, no wait, I refuse to even believe this is anything more than an artificial thing the GOP drummed up.
Just the title of the article alone makes me think the GOP thinks food is made like it was in the 1900s where if a worker fell into the sausage make they became part of the sausage. >

What a waste of time. >

So we need to put these labels on eggs? >

Breakfast is going to get really weird. >

He's helping to ensure there are fewer Republicans every year in Texas.  Discouraging the use of va vines and medicine will surely help their health. >

That’s so metal >

I'm sensing some seriously disturbing psychological projection here.
How does a sane person even dream of this stuff? >

What >

The >

Sweet >

Maybe include the line right under the title:
Such food does not exist. 
Because my first thought was, “that’s a thing?” >

They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for the shock nonsense to fundraise from. >

Excuse me, what? >

Soylent green is people >

How truly stupid are they? >

Ok sure! Done! >

This stuff would be funny if so many people didn’t believe it >

That's hilarious.
FDA's like 
"Uh...do you mean like chicken eggs?"
"What?!  Did you say hu..human?  You mean human meat?  Yeah, that's illegal.  There is no human meat."
"Yes, embryos too.  We mean all forms of human meat."
"Abortions?  Did you say abortions?"
"No we heard you.  That's not a real thing."
"No, we're telling you it's not a real thing, like at all."
"No.  We are not wrong.  That doesn't exist."
"What do you mean "check again.?"  We're telling you, telling...you...that it doesn't exist."
"You heard it where?  On TV?  Yeah, that's fake bullshit.  It's completely made up.  Haha, only stupid people would believe that..."
"You believe it?  (Sounds about right...)
"What?  Nothing."
"Look.  It is at best misinformation.  At worst, it's a very sick form of political show boating with extreme religious undertones.  But sufficed to say, there are now, never have been, and will never be meat, of any kings, in any US food."
"You don't like that answer?  Well, we don't care.  Fact is fact.  Unless we're talking about poultry eggs, I don't know why you're here." >

😆 I like my fetal tissue sunny side up! >

The bill defines human fetal tissue as “tissue, cells, or organs obtained from an aborted unborn child.”
We only use fetal tissue from failed partial birth abortions where the doctor stomps on the baby after it's born.
Checkmate Republicans >

My “made with aborted fetuses” label business is going to explode:
“100% recycled protein”
“Made only with fetus aged for 20 weeks”
“Single origin fetus” 
“Limited edition: secret abortions of politicians’ mistresses only”
“How is this different to eggs?”
“Armie Hammer approved”
“Caution: may contain souls” >

I didnt realize we were living in 40K times and corpse starch cubes were a thing. >

So, caviar? >

Of course they should be more clear about labeling. What do you think “natural flavors” means? >

What are these foods?
Hotdogs are the only thing that come to mind.
The easier rule of thumb just involves cooking at home and avoiding preprocessed foods all together. >

What the FUCK is wrong with those people! OMFG! WHAT IS THEIR  ACTUAL MALFUNCTION?  They must have an IQ of dirt. >

So like…eggs? >

As proponents of smaller government, shouldn't they be fighting to keep food made from aborted fetuses unlabeled? Like, shouldn't it be up to the individual business whether or not to label their aborted fetus flakes? >

So everything containing eggs? >

I too, would like to know when I’m eating aborted fetuses. Think of all the wild things they are currently in, like fetus stew and fetus based hot dogs and fetus and pineapple pizza. Just imagine all the things we don’t know about! >

We talking Chicken eggs here? Cos we already do label the ingredients on food packages. >

And what food would that be?
Last I checked, Soylent hasn’t even been incorporated yet. >

The pure food and drug act of 1904 already mandates identifying all the ingredients of food. If aborted baby entrails are not on the label, they are not in the food. >

What the!
Well, I suppose if you’re a Christian and grown up eating the body of Christ in wafer form, his blood as wine, it’s not hard to make the intellectual and imaginative shift to believe that 
Like…..Satanists (Democrats et al) obviously would need something to sustain themselves spiritually too - but as there is no actual manifestation of Satan to turn into a wafer, the obvious go to would be a fetus…..
And I also think it should show on the packaging whether they’ve been sourced sustainably. Definitely no GM - and RSPC approved fetus farms only- for those many discerning fetus foodies out there. >

Finally!  Something we can all agree on! >

How else am I supposed to know if the fetus is organic or not? >

Yeah… sure… you guys can uh… 
Label food that is made from aborted fetuses… 
Things are really getting weird you guys >

That should be no problem.