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What if hell is just all of things you were told you couldn’t enjoy in life. Piles of gold at Scrooge McDuck proportions, tables of food miles long, beautiful women and men with orgy rooms, beds, pillows, and blankets that fit your exact body properties and needs.
When an incalculable idiot meets an unfathomable imbecile. >

Which one is which? >

That's the same question every person asked when I sent out the meme that shows Marge and Boe together in a pic and says the space between them is called the perineum. >

I just want to know why I'm the only person in this thread that immediately thought "this is obviously a setup for trashy lesbian porn."? Am I still on reddit? >

I don't want to see either of them like that.  They are both horrible humans. >

I didn't say I wanted to see it. I was just surprised I was the one who had to point it out. >

Amen! I had strong Nailin Palin vibes (google at your own peril) here but agreed with Wales that i couldn’t stomach watching it either way. >

I'm gonna pull a page from Brave Sir Robin's book on that peril thankyouverymuch. >

They’re models of maturity, aren’t they? >

True Christians. >

If they are true Christians who are getting to the kingdom of heaven, I want to be no where near them. >

I'll save you a seat by the fire. >

I’ll bring the marshmallows. >

But it’s hell, the marshmallows are probably some kind of sugar free brand, or taste like sardines.  Still better than hangin with maga republicans.  Talk about hell,… >

Nah. Gluttony is a cardinal sin.
I bet hell has all the good shit.