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Anyone who has firsthand experience with this specific type of mental illness understands that he really isn’t in control of himself.   His compulsion to lie is beyond his conscious will.   He needs professional help, and should be nowhere near any position of authority.
By his logic anyone anyone that didn't die in 9/11 survived it >

Just like my Irish great grandparents survived the Holocaust. By being in Ireland. >

I survived the last major global extinction. >

You did! Your ancestors lived because they lived underground and fed on bugs, worms, and snails. The meat and plant eaters all went extinct, along with 60% of terrestrial plants. In the oceans, bony fishes did a lot better than sharks and rays. Turtles and snakes did okay. All of the non-avian dinosaurs died (and nearly all of the ancient birds as well).
You can fairly claim to be more resilient vs. apocalyptic asteroids than a triceratops. >

That's how she survived. >

He is technically correct. The best kind of correct. >

r/unexpectedfuturama >

When is this quote ever not expected on Reddit? >

I also survived 9/11, coz im in australia >

That seems like an awfully convenient alibi. >

Can't spell alibi without an 'li'. >

we all went to school w this guy, right? parents live in a mansion, dad is a top secret spy, has every game console and every game ever made, knows karate. you finally go to his house and it's a trailer, his cat's a possum, the pool's inflatable, but you can't even be mad. except in this case you can. >

Pinocchio hasn’t stopped lying ever after becoming a real boy… >

I'ld love to have Pinocchio's footwear.  
Wooden shoe ? >

It would be nice if she popped out a window and proclaimed that he's not the messiah, but just a very naughty boy.
It's too bad that she died in the North Tower, fighting off the incoming plane with a fire hose. >

This is really a shitstorm around this POS.  It’s unbelievable the GOP doesnt seem to care. >

Dude basically stole from Kevin Mccarthy. >

In addition to all the crimes and lying Santos could call Kevin McCarthy's wife ugly and Kevin McCarthy would go only as far as saying something like “George has a long way to go to earn our trust”. >

This guy is the Republican male version of that Anna woman from Russia/Germany who scammed people and they made a movie about her. Hopefully he ends up in jail too. >

This is the "new GOP" for you. Get some popcorn and enjoy the show. >

So she died in 9/11, now she survived it, but also was not in the country. 😂
Shit let him stay in congress for the entertainment value. This is hilarious. The GOP is a total fucking disaster. >

George Santos: The Tommy Tallarico of politics >

Well then she survived, didn't she? Checkmate libs! /s >

I survived the Challenger explosion, Chernobyl, the columbine shootings and 9/11. I think I might be immortal. >

I survived the Big Bang of the universe. >

Then you truly are immortal. >

That’s how she survived 9/11. I survived 9/11 by walking across campus in Glassboro NJ >

I also survived 9/11. I mean, I was in Social Studies in Indiana at the time, but by God I survived! >

real shame no one did this fact checking before the election. >

I also survived by not being born yet >

Well anyone that was alive on 9/11 that was also alive on 9/12 technically ‘survived’ 9/11. I too am a 9/11 survivor. >

I too survived 9/11…. In southern Illinois. >

Technically I also survived 9/11. >

Can we just assume that everything he says (much like Trump) is a lie and be done with it?  :) >

Well yeah, that's because she died on the Space Shuttle Challenger! >

What would George Santos do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through
That's what George Santos'd do!
When George Santos was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz
While wearing a blindfold
When George Santos was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
So what would George Santos do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what George Santos'd do!
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
For Wendy I'll be an activist too
'Cause that's what George Santos would do!
And what would George Santos do
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what George Santos'd do
When George Santos traveled through time
To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
And when George Santos built the pyramids
He beat up Kublai Khan
'Cause George Santos doesn't take shit from anybody!
So let's call all the kids together
And unite to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
'Cause that's what George Santos'd do
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
'Cause that's what George Santos'd do!
That's what George Santos’d do! >

Technically not a lie! >

Well, that would make it easy to survive 9/11. >

Oh my God. He's just the fucking worst. >

Tbf so did my mom >

I thought stolen valor was bad >

r/technicallythetruth >

She survived because she wasn’t in the US. Duh! >

Honestly its hilarious at this point. The guy just makes shit up for no reason lol >

People like this don't feel right telling the truth. It's a compulsion to lie even when it's unnecessary and risky. >

That's crazy like I'd never imagine telling somebody a family member survived  9/11 for no reason lol >

I've got a family member like this. When you know the same truth as them it's amazing to see them choose a lie to someone else in a situation where it gains them no obvious advantage. They don't seem to be playing a game. It's like they view lying as the right thing to do. >

Then it's technically true. >

I also survived from a safe distance... >

Wait until Brasil tries to extradite him. >

r/TechnicallyCorrect/ >

It's okay. He's a Republican. He can say anything he wants to and gets a pass!
Now, if he was a Democrat and mistakenly called Wednesday, Thursday, it'd be time to make him resign, or impeach him or whatever! >

Technically, he's not wrong. >

Next thing he’ll say is he fought to see an imprisoned Nelson Mandela…had top grades at law school and has an uncle with a Purple Heart >

Did she die in 911? No. Surviver! >

Fine. But is that going to get him removed from office? >

I didnt lose a leg in 'Nam to have people like him get elected to Congress! >

C'mon!!! Surely he meant surviv-ish >

Man. I can't keep up with this guy's shenanigans. >

r/technicallycorrect >

Technically the truth >

Technically the truth, she survived because she wasn’t in the United States! >

Not a lie. Boom >

I think it could fit in
r/technicallythetruth >

So she did actually “survive” 9/11. >

So… not entirely wrong. It’s depressing that every day something new comes to light about this oxygen thief >

Where’s the life- she survived it