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It's basically the inverse plot of "Catch Me if You Can."
This is an everlasting onion. >

Wow, like.... who even is this guy really? 
Is he some sort of savant genius? Or the dumbest man alive? 
I had this idea that becoming a congressperson requires some sort of apparatus or has some level of difficulty, but it seems you can just walk in and get the job like it was a freaking wallmart greeter. 
Did he see "Catch me if you Can" and thought to himself: "Leo, hold my beer!" >

He is far from a genius. 
This as simple as a sad little boy lying to try and get into areas he felt he was not allowed into. Lies to make himself seem more important and successful than he was.
Truth is, I doubt he knows who he is in reality. He isn’t George Santos, Kitara, Anthony…these are all masks he wears. Look at his lies, stupid, easily disproven lies. Knee replacement, star volleyball player, millionaire, landlord, etc etc. He is just that sad little boy running away from one lie after another. >

Muddy may Suggins. >

It’s as if Republicans manifested this guy into existence by their collective dark obsessions and fantasies. He’s like the Stay-Puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters. >

Well Republicans didn't want to kick him out before, now that it's know he's a drag queen they may just push him out. Especially given their whole anti drag queen bit they have going on now. Criminality, lying, being an absolute scum bag are prerequisites for being a Republican. Being a drag queen publicly, that's a big nope. I'm sure most the anti gay ones are into that stuff behind closed doors though. >

Kevin McCarthy really rreally needs that grifting, animal abusing, fraudulent, hypocritical, sociopathic Congressman's vote.
Eta: comma >

Fox News: "Before he found Christ" >

Christ... opher >

You ever start to doubt reality because, like in a weird dream, the plot doesnt really make sense? >

Surrealism >

Absurdism. >

If this is true, pretty sure this is one of those crazy irrational lines the GOP has… thief, fraud, liar, scam artist .. no problem. Cross dresser transvestite. Drag Queen.. Get the fuck out >

It’s not. Rudy did this too >

You’re going to have to back that up? >

It was part of a roast. oh and Trump motorboated him. >

Hey, trump. What does Rudy's ass taste like? >

I'm afraid to ask if this is satire? >

The entire GOP is one giant satire of itself. >

If the last decade has just been performance art on a global scale I'm going to be so annoyed. >

Is he an American citizen?   Has that been absolutely confirmed? >

Do they even know his real name? Lol >

No, George Santos isn’t even his real name many are speculating. Supposedly it’s Anthony Devolder. >

It's refreshing to know that the GOP has finally embraced the LGBTQ.
The far left progressive Dems don't even have a drag queen in their liberal congressional caucus ....this must be comforting for the GOP to finally one up the so called looney Dems for supporting LGBTQ human equality rights! >

So, basically this guy is like a flashbang grenade thrown into the room as an attempt to distract us from all the other detestable shit the GOP has going on. Right? >

To their surprise and delight! >

I STG this dude the most interesting man in TF planet yo
Man's like an evil Homer Simpson who looks like the male Ruth Bader Ginsburg >

If Ruth would’ve been 375 pounds maybe.
One thing Santos can’t lie about is how many times he goes back for seconds. And thirds. >

Are you talking about food or hookers and blow? >

For him? Food. His blow is the desert tray.
Unfortunately for him, people may lie, but the scale doesn’t. >

"His blow is the dessert tray"
Great line! Take the updoot! >

You get an updoot for spelling dessert correctly! >

I the irony will be lost on these douche birth cert people , when we find out Santos is not a US citizen >

Absolutely! I feel like it’s only a matter of time we find out he’s an undocumented immigrant. >

Now he's definitely getting impeached by the GOP >

His roommate in Brazil called him delusional. In America he’s just a Republican. >

He needs his own TV show at this point.