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When restaurants do this they are days away from closing
I am very interested in the amount of people that are still working there solely because of an H1B or something equity related. >

I’m interested on how much that pizza oven is >

10K for a restaurant pizza oven with 2 doors with 18% fee on top of your taxes.
I think you can buy one new for less, no? >

10k?  Not sure what kind of oven you are buying but they are not 10k for a refurbished one.  My family’s small pizza shop bought a new 2 door oven for 25k with tax.  The original oven was 18k refurbished and that thing broke down a ton over the years. >

What can I get for 2k ? >

the fuck out, apparently. >

I like your style internet stranger. >

Q: how do you make a small fortune when buying a popular online communication service?
A: you start with a large fortune. >

That’s akin to the (very) old joke I first heard in the 80s. 
How do you make a million dollars? Start with a billion and buy an airline. >

is that specifically a trump joke or just in general, i know he had an airline that was a huge failure >

I've seen this joke attributed to Richard Branson as a self-deprecating quip but I strongly suspect that's apocryphal.
(He did get into the airline business in the 80s though.) >

This. It was his quote, regarding his airline Virgin Atlantic. >

Which airline is one of the better flying experiences I've had.  I actually paid attention to the safety message. >

The garage sale with continue until morale improves >

He's gonna start auctioning employees soon >

He probably wouldn't even be ideologically opposed to that, given his family's emerald mines and the fact that most of the remaining employees are on a work visa. >

The only people still working there need the job or they get deported.  Elon's slave owning history is coming back faster than his hairline did. >

I have to imagine there's a fair amount of incels that would throw themselves on pikes for him. >

Not anymore, he had a few but they got fired too. Lol >

This whole debacle reminds me of "The Simpsons" episode where Bart sold his immortal soul for an Alf Pog. >

My favorite part of that episode is when Bart goes to the Kwik-E-Mart and the bullies are fogging up the frozen treats bin using their breath and then writing things in the condensation, and Bart tries and can't fog up the window and the bully says "way to breathe, 'no breath'." >

The automatic door not opening was my favorite part! >

Yeah, that's immediately before it. >

Excellent screen name!