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Or internet explorer. He’d still be waiting for it to load.
He really didn't think they could see his searches or the stuff he went and bought? >

Duh, incognito mode! >

I know this is a joke but Google is facing huge fines worldwide because Incognito mode still tracks your search history. >

I mean it says that it can be seen >

But it's wearing glasses and a hat.. >

My name is Guy Incognito >

“your honor, guy incognito is a hacker and a murderer! he appears on everyone’s websites and buys all the necessary stuff to carry out one!” >

His attorney said the evidence against him is "not strong".
Maybe because he learned on google to cover the evidence in baking soda? >

his search history included "discount lawyers". >

Never a bad choice. >

“How to clear Google history after searching for suspect things given your wife’s mysterious and recent death” >

Step 1: Get a supermagnet.
Step 2: Take computer to body disposal site.
Step 3: Run magnet over computer like you're scrubbing the dishes she asked you to do last night.
Step 4: Place next to body for convenience
Step 5: Access public computer at library and delete your Google account
Step 6: Await authorities as we notified them before we autocompleted this query. >

He should have just binged on some Dexter. Dumbass >



“The story is really coming together, and those Google searches, they were essential to putting together the pieces,”


Putting together the pieces? Really? That’s some unfortunate phrasing. >

Someone call Scooby-Doo >

If he’d used Bing…things might have been different