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Lol. Are they straight now >

holy water only works on zombies >

Spray away the gay? >

My husband and I got married on Halloween and a lady stopped us outside of city hall and asked to pray for us. She mistakenly thought our witness was the bride and my husband was the groom. When we corrected her she looked shocked and disgusted, but to her credit she still prayed for us. She did drop a “god created man and woman” in there, but we just let it slide. >

Did it… did it do anything? >

Initial reports indicate there are now two wet, angry and quite frankly a little hurt, gay people in Mexico. >

Jokes on her, Bible doesn't condem being gay. It actually doesn't. >

but that does not mean the joke is on her >

Kinda.i mean she did something based on propaganda and hate, thinking she was doing God's will. It kinda fits >

this raises the obvious question:
where did she get the holy water (did she boil the hell out of it?) >

Ain’t no hate quite like good old Christian love. I sure hope that qualifies as assault in Mexico. >

What does she anticipate that will happen? Is she wishing they would disappear in front of her like the Wicked Witch of the West? That they abruptly and violently push one another away because their prior same-sex affection repulses them?
Holy water was considered to be for lunatics even when I practised religion, and if someone claimed that they were using it to protect their home from burglars or other threats, we would give them the same look that you would give a flat-earther.