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Not many people on this sub, but yeah, there are lots of ppl that like that kinda shit >

Interesting.... I just can't figure it out. >

I don't have fancy ones like you guys, I have off the shelf ones like the Logitech MX mini, but I find them super distracting, even just simple ones like just slowly cycling through the colors. I always set mine to a single static color. >

Same.  static white is me, 99% of the time >

Orange if I can choose lol >

I don't generally use any RGB anymore.
There was a time, when I first got into programmable keyboards, where I used per-key RGB to indicate which keys were active on different layers.
I quit doing that once I got comfortable with the location of everything, then moved on to keyboards lacking RGB.
I have also used the backlighting as a layer indicator, for gaming.
The light lets me know, at a glance, when my keyboard is locked into the layer for a specific game.
I use the backlighting because the lights are all downward aiming, and hidden under the keyboard, so there's nothing shining in my face.