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"I'm not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!”
“She wasn’t arrest, she’s just being held for identification.”
“You mean… The one you named?” >

Alright Greta, what's your name? >

Ya'll don't seem to understand how Germany works:
People were mistakenly declared dead offficially and it took them years to clarify it. Even though there was no doubt at all and people admitting the error.
Bureucracy, baby! Greta will sign here, here, here and *flippages* here. >

A friend of mine was declared dead here in the US a decade ago, it took him 4 years to be able to get an ID and get all his other stuff back in his name. >

A lady I worked with drove around for years with no plates or driver's license because the system listed her as dead and the local cops didn't want the headache of the paperwork.  Apparently it's way harder to "alive" someone than to "unalive" them. >

That's usually how it works. Unaliving is murder, re-aliving could launch a whole religion. 😁 >

Well, Kathy finally got re-alived after 3 years fighting with the state. >

It's the second coming of Kathy.
Jesus never died for our sins, he was a victim of Roman bureaucracy! >

“Very funny Pilate. Now change the paperwork back.” >

This has had me giggling for the last few hours. Thank you.