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I get into it with my friends from time to time.  Usually on the phone.  Not at work in the bathroom of the halls of fucking Congress!!  
They won people.  The goal of making congress and the presidency look inept and not fit to govern?  Mission completed!  Pack it up.  
A government for the people by the people. Not it’s worst people!!   I don’t want to elect my conspiracy theorist neighbor Joe to make decisions that affect my life.  It’s unreal how this is now par for the course.  Fuck the two party system.  Insert George Carlin quote here ().  He said it better than I ever will.
When an incalculable idiot meets an unfathomable imbecile. >

Which one is which? >

That's the same question every person asked when I sent out the meme that shows Marge and Boe together in a pic and says the space between them is called the perineum. >

I just want to know why I'm the only person in this thread that immediately thought "this is obviously a setup for trashy lesbian porn."? Am I still on reddit? >

I don't want to see either of them like that.  They are both horrible humans. >

I didn't say I wanted to see it. I was just surprised I was the one who had to point it out. >

Amen! I had strong Nailin Palin vibes (google at your own peril) here but agreed with Wales that i couldn’t stomach watching it either way. >

I'm gonna pull a page from Brave Sir Robin's book on that peril thankyouverymuch. >

They’re models of maturity, aren’t they? >

True Christians. >

If they are true Christians who are getting to the kingdom of heaven, I want to be no where near them. >

I'll save you a seat by the fire. >

I’ll bring the marshmallows. >

But it’s hell, the marshmallows are probably some kind of sugar free brand, or taste like sardines.  Still better than hangin with maga republicans.  Talk about hell,… >

Nah. Gluttony is a cardinal sin.
I bet hell has all the good shit. >

What if hell is just all of things you were told you couldn’t enjoy in life. Piles of gold at Scrooge McDuck proportions, tables of food miles long, beautiful women and men with orgy rooms, beds, pillows, and blankets that fit your exact body properties and needs. >


Both Greene and Boebert have said that trans women are a threat to cis women in public restrooms and locker rooms, but it appears that the real aggression in the women’s room is coming from them.

This line is terrific. >

It just warms my heart that these two hate each other and someone is leaking it every time this happens. >

I’d totally down for some network studio to pay them both to go to a deserted island, little provisions, just one of a lot of things. Setup cameras. Leave them there. 
Would I watch it? Fuck no who wants to watch those two any longer than required. I’d just be happy they were left on an island. 
Show gets cancelled after shitty pilot episode. Island abandoned and resources on it not recovered. World moves on happily. >

Won’t someone please think of the islands? >

Imagine the birds hearing these two nutcases yelling at each other. Makes woodpeckers seem musical by comparison. >

Aw we have a pair of woodpeckers who come visit our feeder. I love it when I hear them squarbling!
I don't like it when they peck my window to let me know the feeder is empty. >

I wish I had woodpeckers but I get and feed hummingbirds. I wonder what's an annoying bird. Maybe seagulls? >

Mockingjays can be insanely annoying.
There was one who decided his call would be that of a car alarm. They're also pretty aggressive. My husband and son were flying a nerf helicopter around the yard and a mockingbird came out of nowhere to dive bomb and scream at it.
I'm envious of your hummingbirds!! We apparently don't get many of them in South Florida. >

Is a mockingjay the same bird as a mockingbird? We only get the ruby throat hummingbirds or the Anna's hummingbirds 8n California it seems. There's a weird hummingbird species in the Andes of Peru that basically leaps around on the ground like a frog because there's little oxygen in the air. Really pretty, exotic hummingbird. >

Did they wear a same KKK gown? >

I have been saying all along that let's get a mud pit and bikinis ready. The collection can go over to pay for national debt. >

“At least have the decency to oil up.” -Dan Fielding, in honour of the Night Court reboot! >

I was unaware of the reboot and have no plans to watch it, but if the theme song doesn't have a heavy bass, and searing alto sax, I will consider it a complete failure. >

I just saw John Laraquette admit that his musician son has reworked the theme song, for this reboot; I’ve not heard it yet, so i reserve judgment atm >


According to one source, Greene was exiting a stall when she confronted Boebert about the latter’s plan to thwart McCarthy’s election as speaker. Greene allegedly accused Boebert of taking money from McCarthy for her campaign but not showing loyalty to him now.
“You were OK taking millions of dollars from McCarthy but you refuse to vote for him for speaker, Lauren?” she allegedly asked, according to one source.
“Greene questioned Boebert’s loyalty to McCarthy, and after a few words were exchanged, Boebert stormed out,” another source said.
“That’s when Lauren said, ‘Don’t be ugly,’” they said, before Boebert “ran out like a little schoolgirl.”
When questioned about the altercation, Boebert just said “See you later, bye.” Greene hasn’t commented on it either.
The two have reportedly been at odds for at least a year now. Last year they nearly came to blows at a meeting of the far-right Freedom Caucus over Greene’s public appearance with prominent white supremacist Nick Fuentes. The confrontation got heated and one witness later said that they thought Greene and Boebert were going to get physically violent until another Freedom Caucus member “stepped in to de-escalate.” >

“That’s when Lauren said, ‘Don’t be ugly,’” >

Mean Girls 3 - Mean Girls in Congress >

With Tina Fey as Lauren Boebert and Amy Poehler as Marjorie Taylor Greene? I'd watch the fuck out of that. 
SHE DOESN'T EVEN VOTE HERE >

"I'm not like a regular terrorist. I'm a cool terrorist." >

Is fascism a carb???? >

$50 on MTG by KO in 2 rounds. >

meaty-G would totally destroy bobo.
Even if bobo got to use her guns, meaty-G has experience shooting animals from a helicopter. >

And that furrowed brow can definitely handle some punches before she can no longer stand upright...
I was going to say before the lights went out but that happened a long time ago >

The brow ridge is common for Neanderthals. So is being a stocky build. >

Yo, that’s incredibly disrespectful to Neanderthals. >

She’s a throwback of some sort. >

Encino Barbie >

The trailer park queens... >

Two trailer park girls go round the outside... >

round the outside >

Round the outside? >

Guess who’s back >

Back again >

Crazy's back >

Vote again >

Guess shoes whack, Guess shoes whack, Guess shoes whack >

Let them fight. >

let the boy watch >

I can feel it…in my plums. >

They’ve got a deep… bluish hue. Just ripe for the pickin’. Ready to be taken down to the farmers market. >

How long before one of these nut balls draws their firearm on the other? >

MTG and Bobo have a gunfight in the House of Representatives bathroom.  That is the most GOP thing to ever GOP. >


According to one source, Greene was exiting a stall when she confronted Boebert about the latter’s plan to thwart McCarthy’s election as speaker. Greene allegedly accused Boebert of taking money from McCarthy for her campaign but not showing loyalty to him now.

Nothing is easy in this Congress. That poor source went into a stall for a bathroom break. Then she was held hostage on the commode as two turds argued about who was stinking up the joint. >

“You were OK taking millions of dollars from McCarthy but you refuse to vote for him for speaker, Lauren?” she allegedly asked, according to one source.
This is the real story. The way parties work is that because of out voting system you must align with one of the major parties in order to afford the mass media to compete. The McCain/Feingold campaign finance reform act would have solved this problem with a common fund candidates who achieve primary voting thresholds can draw form evenly. Instead the supreme court passed 'citizens United' which enables corporations to create PACs who are able to spend an unlimited amount of money on mass media and when mass media companies create PACs? They literally get to choose which candidates are ALLOWED to even purchase airtime see Redlion V FCC. This system means that whoever controls the party-someone who could only achieve that position by aligning with corporations who contribute the PACs and warchest- is able to use these funds to force compliance. Bobo may be an idiot but honestly she is creating the rift which may become essential to creating some form of reform. The current Supreme Court will get the last say and they will do everything in their power to keep the current system as again, who do you think picked the supreme court members? Oh yes, people either beholden to corporations or monetarily dependent upon someone who is beholden to corporations. >

Had McCain/Feingold passed—and more importantly endured against the inevitable legal challenges aimed at gutting it—I honestly think the two of them would have gone down in history among the all-time great American legislators. Right up there with the likes of Daniel Webster and Henry Clay. >

My first job was for Feingold and I believe he is one of the most respectable and honorable people I have ever known and John McCain was the first senator I knew by name and was a 'fan' of, do you remember the straight talk express? Man, he was so cool and Palin so crazy it made me think less of him like 'this is the company you keep?' I still think they are two of my favorite legislators. >

Am I the only one who thinks this whole feuding that seems to be happening between them might just be an act to get headlines and clicks? >

Yeah it feels a bit more like professional wrestling than lawmaking. >

Wait a minute... MTG HAS A CHAIR!! >

By gawd, she's broken in half!! >

Battleshits? >

'you sank my battleshit!' >

Trash vs. Trash >

S.o.s.  Scum on scum. >

They are on some kayfabe pro wrestling shit. >

By Gawd, that’s Sarah Palin’s music! >

And here comes John McCain’s corpse with the steel chair! >

Congress is like highschool for these two. >

I think you're being remarkably generous with their assumed maturity level. >

This is what happens when two last surviving brain cells clash. >

Who the hell do you even root for in that fight? >

Shakespearre >

It is almost operatic in its melodrama. >

It’s always a fucking Jerry Springer episode with these 2! >


Greene allegedly accused Boebert of taking money from McCarthy for her campaign but not showing loyalty to him now.

She called her a gold digging ho >

Stay Trashy >

reminiscent of the Peter Griffin Michael Moore fart-off. >

2 trailer park girls go round the outside >

No one cares. If I wanted bad TV writing I would watch some teen angst bullshit on Netflix, these two idiots are worse than children. >

And they're both always carrying so if they keep egging each other on and catch each other on a bad day then the trash may eventually take itself out >

I grew up in Small Town USA, and I know exactly what that screaming match sounded like with no description necessary. I know dozens of both these women. >

As much as reasonable people can't stand either of them, it's somewhat comforting to know that they don't even like each other. >

Republicans don't have a problem with women...as long as they are pretty, stupid, and do as the men tell them to.
But women who are smarter and more powerful than they are scare the living crap out of them. 8) >

Scene: MTG & Bobo walk out of their bathroom stalls at the exact same time wearing the same Klan uniform. 
Both in unison: “Well ONE of us is gonna have to change!” >

Gawd. The volume & pitch alone from argument that HAD to have set off car alarms out in the parking lot. 😖 >

I took a massive healthy shit and that is the highlight of my day! >

Trailer Trash >

Two sociopaths attacking each other. I’m all for this. >

Theyre both mentally unstable >

Trash gonna trash. >

So close to the porn the house republicans have been hoping for. So close. >

why.
why is this important.
why do we care. 
why on earth do we keep giving these idiots media attention for mothercuking fucks sake jesus fucking christ stop it already good fucking lord help us all fuck fuckfuckfuckcxk >

what's a grossest porno intro you can imagine? >

Maybe it was a battle of wits, or dimwits… >

Trash does as trash does. >

Neither of them have shown any seriousness about policies or legislation that they want to advance. Both of them are there for generating headlines for daily media consumption. We deserve better. I hope their constituents think long and hard before voting for them again, solely based on the (R) next to their name. >

The dumbest, most petty people you went to high school with are now running our nation. Gods help us all. >

I constantly forget that these two aren’t the same person. Hilarious that they dislike one another, when they’re practically identical. >

Lmao the demise of the Republican Party has been enjoyable >

I could do with more demise and less impact on us all >

“I’M more unqualified and batshit!”
“No I’M more unqualified and batshit!!” >

oh my lord.. is this really her? >

No >

Keepin' it classy. >

Let them hash it out on the floor of the house.  Marquis of Queensbury rules. >

Lead poisoning moment >

This house of reps is like a living psa for lead poisoning and fetal alcohol syndrome. >

I can hear it now..  "No I'm the Mary! You're the Rhoda!" >

This would be interesting except they seem like the type of people who scream at people regularly. >

Round one - Fight! >

Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. >

Won't be too long before these two jump the shark and we see them duking it out in some d-level celebrity boxing match. >

The last 2 brain cells of the Republican party fighting for 3rd place. >

Fighting over a braincell like the Fates with their eye in Hercules >

Bring out the kiddie pool and the cream corn we have a real live trailer trash throw down happening here, and don't forget the Bud!!! >

“You can even spare a square?!” >

The mean girls always eventually turn on each other.  There’s only so much attention to go around… >

They are two HBITC types so yeah their not getting along makes so much sense. It's like the chick that hangs out with all guys and gets mad when another chick hangs out with the friend group. >

r/funnyandsad >

I wish Celebrity death match was still a thing on MTV >

Republicans are in such disarray I love it >

I would pay to see this celebrity boxing PPV match >

Couldn’t spare a square. >

B4 or after? >

Low intelligence, peaked in Highschool types will do that. >

To borrow from Eminem: 
Shit Matt Gaetz better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Lauren Boebert and MTG and hear them argue over who gave Ted Cruz head first >

To be fair to them, they were screaming for help because they both got lost and couldn’t figure out where the exit was. >

Elect clowns then having circus should not be a surprise >

Both are pure gutter trash >

Let's keep in mind that they have removed metal detectors at the House. In other words both of them are carrying. Boebert owned a restaurant in which the servers open carried and delivered food poisoning. >

That’s right.  Give the illusion of nuanced crazy >

For some reason this reminds me of Alien Vs. Predator. >

Fine, you’re both crazy! Now GO TO BED. >

I don’t want to imagine the shrieking that was coming out of the gaping maws of these two harpies. >

“I love Trump more”
“No, I do!” >

Good. Let the hate flow through you >

Stay classy, you fascist piglets >

They're fuckin' lets be honest. >

Just like back home in the trailer park >

I don’t have a square to spare! >

Classy >

What are they even arguing over, who is a bigger, more racist bimbo? >

The public should send their offices rolls of toilet paper so they can wipe their mouths due to the ungodly amounts of shit that comes out of them. >

“I can’t spare a square!” >

Good. Let them eat each other. The party is a cesspool. >

Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside >

Probably get hate for this but I would totally bang Lauren Boebert.
Hate basically everything about her but at least she doesn't look like a thumb like MTG. 
Same with Ivanka. Hate her guts... but would also destroy her guts.
Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk >

2 Girls 1 Coup >

Shame they didn’t shoot each other in a draw >

I mean it's fun to laugh at them now, but one of these idiots could be the next president. >

Somewhere there’s a porn producer writing a script from this headline. >

I don't get it.  Do they not know they're the same person? >

I’m surprised no one has pitched a reality TV show to follow them around. >

And how is this news?
I'd wager no one is surprised by this. >

A heated exchange between some of our nations top lawmakers is definitely news.  
These people are literally holding the keys to American financial system collapse and they're bickering like middle schoolers >

To update the old "Man bites dog it's news" paradigm...
If a Republican is unreasonable, it's not news.
If a Republican is reasonable, that is news. >

I think they pick specific moments because printing the identical headline every day for years:
"America continues decades-long slide into humiliation, madness and ruin."
Makes it hard to justify your paycheck. >

Qat fight?! >

Two trailer park girls go ‘round the outside…or inside rather. >

I can’t condone violence. Buuuut, if Boebert were to lose her shit and shoot MGT, we’d be free of TWO toxic people in short order. >

And then they scissored on the bathroom floor >

Since my brain is forcing me to take sides I’ll choose Greene. She just seems like she’s fucking had enough stupidity. Boebert is still like, giggly school girl ain’t stupidity grand? >

If I HAD to choose, I’d actually go with Boebert for that exact reason. She’s an airhead that seems to just literally repeat what she’s been told to say. I watched her CPAC speech and it was so vapid.
Marjorie just seems way more aggressive/hostile/militant. I’d rather have a lame duck conservative than one who’s ready to pull another Reichstag. >

imagine a drunken 3-way with the 2 of them >

I bet they mistook one another for a trans interloper. >

Which one is accusing the other of having a dick? >

Two spotlight hungry chics at the same party always try to fight to be the center if attention. >

Aren’t they both armed now? >

Good to see that Lauren learned something in high school as she clearly didn't pay attention to her classes. >

What do they have against each other, they're on the same side aren't they? I can't even tell the difference between them. >

Greene was trying to get boring what’s-his-face made speaker and on the phone with Trump over it. Boebert was one of the holdouts who made the GOP look stupid and embarrassed Trump. >

Monkeys throwing poo at each other >

spidermanpointing.jpg >

So, who wasn't Q or MAGA enough for whom?  What caused the falling out? >

…Because of course they did. >

This whole thing sounds so WWE. 
The speaker vote with Trump stepping in to support Kev with his own staunch supporters loudly against it. This feline distemper scrap in the crapper.
Watch the five head'd Gaetz from hell step in as the new manager of the Krazy Killer Kiuties and Trump totally approves and they support theDons dismal run in '24. >

They sunk each other's battleshits? >

On no, anyways... >

“2 clowns enter 1 clown leaves! 2 clowns enter 1 clown leaves! 2 clowns enter 1 clown leaves!” >

Source, "trust me bro" >

So…it was data transfer? >

Did C-Span cover this? >

Was there a sick ostrich in the room as well? >

Two cows fighting over some cud >

These seem like well adjusted people. >

Are you certain they were fighting? Yelling seems to be their default audio level. >

There's regular crazy, hollywood crazy, florida crazy, conservative crazy.. then there is this level  of crazy. Some crazy is kinda hot.. some crazy is really scary.. this is crazy crazy. >

Apparently neither of them have been taught that you can’t argue with stupid. >

Cat fight meow >

They are keeping a show alive for the media. I doubt anything else. >

Please Jeebus....let there be video!!! >

The bobo uses lOgiK.
It hurt itself in its confusion. >

Battletwats. >

Ummmm, I would actually pay money for this. >

stop trying to make fetch happen >

They said Debbie Dingell was a republican lol >

They should do a PPV match. ^/s >

They’re both mobile toilets. >

I'd expect those two to go full 'Walmart' in there. >

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the craziest of them all….