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Democrats: Every woman should have the right to bodily autonomy.
Republicans: Democrats are burning fetuses to power the DC electrical grid.
Trolls on reddit: Both parties are the same.
If gay people can cause earthquakes we should probably treat them better. >

Do I gain earth bending powers if I choose to be gay? Sign me up >

How do bi people factor into this? Half power? >

aftershocks & drizzle >

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