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It's a lot easier to battle make-believe problems than deal with real ones...
From the headline, the only question was, is this clown from Texas or Florida?  
It's Texas. 

Eating food with fetal tissue would also likely constitute cannibalism, which is typically frowned upon. 

Guess somebody saw one of those Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies and thought it was a documentary? >

Shoot. That was just Skeeter down the road. >

Don’t blame Skeeter. He ain’t done nothin’. >

What about making sure burgers don't contain centaur meat? I want legislators to ensure that my burgers are centaur-free! I don't want to be chowing down on a burger and then realize that a mythical half-man-half-horse was ground up in it! Why aren't legislators covering this issue that's totally real and completely not made up by me right now?!!!! >

... and Unicorn meat.  Don’t forget about that.  Unicorns are just magical, not magically delicious!!! >

Leprechauns, however, are magically delicious! Or have I been interpreting that commercial incorrectly? >

SOP

Fabricate or overblow an "issue".
Create legislation to "fix" the issue that actually just furthers the racist/misogynist/xenophobic agenda. >

Rinse and repeat so you don't have to actually fix anything to help people. >


...cannibalism, which is typically frowned upon.

So you're saying that there's a chance. >

You jest, but there's pretty much one case where cannibalism is regarded as acceptable and that is the one that involve the 'Custom of the Sea' after shipwrecks. So uh, a lot of technically-correct-is-the-best-kind-of-correct there but it is technically correct so, yeah, the FDA knows their common law on cannibalism. >

Well, there was also that one guy who made his friends tacos from his own amputated leg from a necessary surgery, but that was after ~~lots of~~ paperwork, ~~discussion with professionals, research into proper preparation, and after getting approval from reputable a medical association.~~
Edit: link to the story. I apparently misremembered much of the details. >

That was a crazy read.  Got to admire the guy. Thanks for the link! >

Those damn democrats and their… cannibalism? >

I love babies, bit I can't finish one all by myself. >

Wait, you don't have a freezer specifically for your leftover baby parts?  George Soros personally gifted me one for Christmas in 2021.  It even has my initials on it. >

I still haven't even gotten my check from him! >

They know that it's made up, but they want the law proposed so that people can point to the law as evidence that it's not made up.  After all, why would somebody try to pass a bill to ban it if it wasn't happening?
That's the bullshit this is spinning >

Next step, medications and vaccines that use fetal stem cells. You heard it here first. >

Used in production, or have had used in testing?  Because, if the latter, it's going to be a pretty long list that would include ibuprofen and acetaminophen. >

Companies use HEK293 cells for various purposes. These cells were initially isolated in 1973 from an aborted fetus and have been in continues use by labs since. 
So when Republicans see HEK293 use, they think companies are adding these cells into their products which to them means there's tiny arms and legs in products. So it explains why they are pushing for things like this. Either the politicians are fucking stupid, they believe their voters are that fucking stupid, or both. >

Both. It's both. I know alot of people who think they are really smart, but are really advantage or below. The problem that republicans didn't know about when they waged war on education is, there isn't anyone to teach them now at their private schools. So you now have the dumb leading the dumber. >

Lizard people sweating because they’re next 🙄 >

Nup. We have a plan to remove you pesky hu--laws >

Nup? That sounds lizardy… >

Nu sssir. >

What in the world is in that Texas Barbecue? >

It's bad enough that these crazy thoughts are out there and genuinely held by mentally ill people that are in dire need of intervention.
But when we have elected officials validating these deranged thoughts and dangerous conspiracy theories with time-wasting empty legislation it's taking it to a whole new level.
To the loons, this is all the proof they need that it's real. There's an actual proposal of legislation by some elected official in some state addressing the 'problem', so it must be real.
And these elected officials are either among those mentally ill or know their political life depends on them, and therefore continues to entertain them. >

This is deliberately being floated to help fuel the crazy conspiracy shit.
The idea being that they wouldn't be proposing a ban if they didn't have evidence that there was fetal tissue in food.  
It's planting propaganda seeds to drive anti-abortion messaging. >

... and pro-pogrom messaging. >

But what are they doing about the TOTALLY REAL DANGER of putting CRT in our food? >

Damn, knew there was something off with this Aborteos cereal. >

In hindsight, the 2nd trimester fetus marshmallows should have been a tip-off. >

The leaps and bounds of their imagination is baffling. >

Oh no...  What is Hillary going to eat now?  
/s if you didn't realized the reference.
"Hillary Clinton directly appeals to QAnon to stop claiming she drinks children’s blood: ‘It’s painful to me and my family’" >

I'd like a cheese pizza topped with aborted fetus tissue please. Extra fetus tissue as well.
(don't forget pizzagate) >

I only season my food with freshly harvested fetal tissue.