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"May have"??? >

Feel like Vegas would be never let me anyone bet on whether may have to will be crossed out in that statement >

You alright? >

George Santos

President CEO, CFO, COO, CIO, CNO
Director of Public Relations
Mithra  all-seeing protector of Truth, and the guardian of cattle, the harvest, and of the Waters. >

He's totally lying about the waters and harvest part. He really doesn't give a shit about them, but he does enjoy guarding cattle. >

This man has lived a thousand lives. >

Are you trying to tell me this man was less than 100% truthful?!?! I am SHOCKED! /s >

At this point he should just lean into it, go full throttle, wear things like full clown make up or a Dick Nixon mask with Oakley sunglasses and a nascar type suit with donors for sponsor patches, the whole works. Wild shit like dress up as Thomas Jefferson and hire someone to be a slave for the day, in costume. All the while lying about every single thing you can, and the more grandiose the better, did you know George Santos' abuelo invented coffee? He should fully embrace the fake bird conspiracy. 
Eventually people will think he is making some grand artistic and performative statement about American politics.  
What the hell has he got to lose? >

To look at him, it seems like he's a complete pushover who couldn't conceive of a fraction of his misadventures. Maybe that's the secret. >

This guy has made me laugh a lot but the truth is I think he's mentally ill. This is a pathological liar and frankly it's kind of getting sick to me that people aren't treating him as such. >

How about this? I'm just gonna assume everything about this dude is bullshit. If, and that's a big if, something turns out to be true, then report on it. 
If he told me he's a human I would 100% assume he's a duck. >

Be a hell of a lot faster and take up far less coverage. Seeing multiple stories everyday that are basically "George Santos lied about (X)" is getting tiresome. >

No shit? >

Does anybody know what he hasn't lied about or inflated? >

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