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SOP

Fabricate or overblow an "issue".
Create legislation to "fix" the issue that actually just furthers the racist/misogynist/xenophobic agenda.
From the headline, the only question was, is this clown from Texas or Florida?  
It's Texas. 

Eating food with fetal tissue would also likely constitute cannibalism, which is typically frowned upon. 

Guess somebody saw one of those Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies and thought it was a documentary? >

Shoot. That was just Skeeter down the road. >

Don’t blame Skeeter. He ain’t done nothin’. >

What about making sure burgers don't contain centaur meat? I want legislators to ensure that my burgers are centaur-free! I don't want to be chowing down on a burger and then realize that a mythical half-man-half-horse was ground up in it! Why aren't legislators covering this issue that's totally real and completely not made up by me right now?!!!! >

... and Unicorn meat.  Don’t forget about that.  Unicorns are just magical, not magically delicious!!! >

Leprechauns, however, are magically delicious! Or have I been interpreting that commercial incorrectly?