>

Don't bring Frank's Fluids into this, Wolf Cola is great. They're drinking it up like crazy down in Boca Raton.
A message to you , Rudy >

Time to think of your future >

Stop your messin' around! >

Creatin' problems in town >

Rudy >

A message to you, Rudy >

RIP Terry Hall >

Couldn’t have happened to a bigger pile of human shit >

Idk. Still hasn't happened to Trump. >

It probably will at some point >

About two more weeks.
Remind me. >

No way he'll get subpoenaed after delivering his health care plan to benefit all Americans /s >

Wait, is this really the start? Subpoenas from Feds is pretty fucking major. They don't do that sort of thing unless they're locked and loaded. >

I think we’re at the beginning of the end game.  
To be fair, I’ve thought that before >

I’ll use my gauntlet to snap people back into reality >

Oh, there goes gravity >

Mom’s spaghetti >

Rudy audibly farted when he heard the news. >

If he weren't such a terrible lawyer, he'd know that he has the right to remain silent. >

I predict a sudden and mysterious illness that will prevent him from being able to appear for an undetermined amount of time. >

Maybe he will accidentally fall out of a window. >

Some Russian wet work awaits him, and Trump. >

And before the doomers start flooding in (It's currently 5:30am in Moscow), if Rudy tries to ignore a DOJ subpoena, straight to jail. >

Yep.
As far as I know, no-one has successfully resisted a J6 subpoena that was issuesd on behalf of the DOJ (congressional subpoenas are a different deal) >

Clarence Thomas could put it on hold for a a short while. >

Only to further delegitimize himself as a justice.
History notices. >

Agreed, but maybe in exchange Rudy forgets his and his wife’s name.
Who knows, this entire thing feels like a bad tv show with way too many seasons. >

Four.  Four seasons >

Four seasons, and a martini. >

Will he show up sober? >

Yeah that's a no >

Just wondering, does anyone know if he can be penalized for showing up to the GJ drunk? Like, criminally? Or like expediting the loss of his law license? >

I just pictured him hungover, after a night in the drunk tank, looking worse than usual, being questioned while under a really bright light.
I'd pay to see that. >

As the heat from the light melts his hair dye and causes it to run down his face. >

The republicans are really making the libs cry, the kind of cry when you laugh too hard and for too long and feel really good. >

They should be tired of winning any minute now. But I for one, am glad that they are being forced to carry this mistake to the end. >

Frank's fluids gets the job done. >

Don't bring Frank's Fluids into this, Wolf Cola is great. They're drinking it up like crazy down in Boca Raton. >

He hit all the branches of the idiot tree on this freefall from grace >

To be fair, grace was never his thing. >

Falling into Graft >

Rudy is gonna end up going down the same road as Ron Jeremy🤷🏻‍♂️ >

Dang >

This is a subpoena from November. Take the kid gloves off. >

A huge stone has been turned. Who knows what else may crawl out? >

He looks like the creature from Frankenberry cereal. >

Mike Lindell will save him. >

I heard Rudy dissolved into a puddle of worry and regret. >

He needs to be in prison. >

Hard to guess whether Trump's sphincter loosened or tightened at this news. Rudy's probably just leaked like his hair dye. >

This kind of shit means nothing to me anymore. I am convinced that not a single one of these bastards will face justice. If they can do what they’ve done and not face repercussions, this country is fucked. No coming back. Fuck this pathetic ass government and their inaction >

Guy’s greasy they made a film about it it’s called Borat >

i wonder if it's because he lied his ass off in front of two dozen judges? >

He might go to the same prison cell Epstein want to. >

This has got to be the end game.  We're now in the room with those who planned and executed the coup attempt. 
It's now down to the Republicans Trump was talking to, and Trump himself. >

Damn, can't wait him to ignore it and suffer no consequences. >

May he die in prison. >

Couldn't have happened to a nicer ghoul >

Oi, this should make his temples leak! >

What source >

Ghoul.
Show me a living person more deserving of that title. >

He should stick to That 70s Show >

If this subpoena was issued in November, why is it news today? >

The GOP DOJ is a family, I get it. GOP AGs have consistently displayed party loyalty by looking the other way, despite the dangers this behavior clearly and presently poses to this country, I get it.
Hold Trump's retinue accountable already. Enough investigation s , free ride in a police car is advertised to carry average people to downtown, based on prob cause, why not famous people? >

Poor pathetic Rudy. What a fucking loser!!! >

It would be very fitting if he farted during his deposition. >

He can’t fly remember? Just cancel it. >

Lol for what? To ask him questions and let him go? The rich will never face consequences in America, so don’t get your hopes up. None of the major players involved in the stop the steal will see any punishment. Garland is a PUSSY >

A message to you , Rudy >

Time to think of your future >

Stop your messin' around! >

Creatin' problems in town >

Rudy >

A message to you, Rudy >

RIP Terry Hall >

Couldn’t have happened to a bigger pile of human shit >

Idk. Still hasn't happened to Trump. >

It probably will at some point >

About two more weeks.
Remind me. >

No way he'll get subpoenaed after delivering his health care plan to benefit all Americans /s >

Remind me. When is it infrastructure week again? >

Wait, is this really the start? Subpoenas from Feds is pretty fucking major. They don't do that sort of thing unless they're locked and loaded. >

I think we’re at the beginning of the end game.  
To be fair, I’ve thought that before >

I’ll use my gauntlet to snap people back into reality >

Oh, there goes gravity >

Mom’s spaghetti >

He's nervous >

But on the surface, he’s leaking black and sweaty >

I predict a sudden and mysterious illness that will prevent him from being able to appear for an undetermined amount of time. >

Maybe he will accidentally fall out of a window. >

Some Russian wet work awaits him, and Trump. >

And before the doomers start flooding in (It's currently 5:30am in Moscow), if Rudy tries to ignore a DOJ subpoena, straight to jail. >

Yep.
As far as I know, no-one has successfully resisted a J6 subpoena that was issuesd on behalf of the DOJ (congressional subpoenas are a different deal) >

Clarence Thomas could put it on hold for a a short while. >

Only to further delegitimize himself as a justice.
History notices. >

Agreed, but maybe in exchange Rudy forgets his and his wife’s name.
Who knows, this entire thing feels like a bad tv show with way too many seasons. >

Four.  Four seasons >

Four seasons, and a martini. >

Will he show up sober? >

Yeah that's a no >

Just wondering, does anyone know if he can be penalized for showing up to the GJ drunk? Like, criminally? Or like expediting the loss of his law license? >

I just pictured him hungover, after a night in the drunk tank, looking worse than usual, being questioned while under a really bright light.
I'd pay to see that. >

As the heat from the light melts his hair dye and causes it to run down his face. >

The republicans are really making the libs cry, the kind of cry when you laugh too hard and for too long and feel really good. >

They should be tired of winning any minute now. But I for one, am glad that they are being forced to carry this mistake to the end. >

Frank's fluids gets the job done.