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He actually did it at an Applebee's.
This guy has reached a cartoonish level of villainy. >

At this point it would be easier to list all the not scams and not lies he's done. >

Ok, so as far as I know he hasn't
1) eaten a human baby
2) stuck his dick in a barrel of salsa at chili's
and I think that about wraps up the list. >

About #2…