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I’d probably resign out of shame itself. I mean I bet at least some of the scrutiny is because he hasn’t yet.
Does this guy even exist? >

BREAKING: George Santos revealed to be three raccoons standing on top of each other. >

Breaking: raccoons revealed to be possums in masks and fur coats. >

BREAKING: possums in masks revealed to just be a broom. >

I was waiting for this to end with a broom, thank you. >

It was supposed to end with turtles all the way down >

you are thinking of Mitch >

sir this is a wendy’s >

No, this is Patrick! >

Founder of Wendy's... and we just received  word it's a George Santos' scam >

He's lived quite a life. Or maybe he hasn't; it's pretty hard to tell conclusively. >

He lived quite a lie. >

I am DYING to know whether he’s at all stressed by being caught in these HUGE lies. Like, what’s going through your head? I imagine most people would be shitting their pants but maybe by like the tenth hugely embarrassing blatant lie that makes international headlines it loses its edge? It’s just another day in the life of (the alleged) George Santos? Is he tossing and turning and losing sleep over this? Or is he totally unfazed by it?