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Yes he does! You’re innocent huh puppy! You were hungry huh? Yes you were! Yes you wweeeeerrrrrrr!! You need to groooow huh bubba!!! Yes you do!
That dog is HUGE! 6'8" sitting down. He can have any lunch he wants. >

Those are dog inches, not human inches >

Divide by 7! >

6 foot 8 = 80 inches
7! = 5040
80/5040 ≈ 0.016 inches
that's a tiny dog >

Tiny dog can have any lunch he wants. >

Because whatever he takes would be too small to notice. >

The article said that the officer left his lunch unguarded and nowhere does it say that someone told this good boy no, I see no crime. >

Sounds like entrapment >

He looks innocent to me. Also, his whiskers tell me he’s got seniority