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Russia has already told us about these torpedoes and threatened the uk with them in the first few months of the invasion of Ukrain,  but during a test launch, these failed to launch so just another demonstration of russian reliability
The primitive thought process behind russian threats and what they think inspires terror is what I find most interesting. >

It's interesting that they seem to think that if they come up with some creative way to attack the western world that they'd just say, "Oh shoot! We have the MAD doctrine for bombs and missiles but nothing for a radio active tsunami. Oh well!" and throw their hands up in the air and do nothing about it. >

Russia seems to be using the "James Bond Villain" method of international diplomacy. >

Their next plan will be to use a weather changing machine that is, in essence, a sophisticated heat beam which they call a "laser." Using these "lasers," they will punch a hole in the protective layer around the Earth, which scientists call the "Ozone Layer." Slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays will pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is unless the world pays them a hefty ransom. >

One billion dollars! >

I'm stealing the MOON! >

I can't wait for russia to make a claim that they are going to steal the Internet! >

How many tubes do they need to steal to break the interweb? >

I wonder how useful they will be against a country you are having a land based conflict with >

It would be very handy if they were at war with Atlantis. >

Atlantiens: lol we are already underwear >

Right, they are not worried by lots of water coming there way. >

No no, they are underwear. They can't find what it's under. >

Wouldn’t that be underwhat? >

That must be what the article was referring to when it says:

it has the potential to trigger radioactive ocean swells that would render coastal areas inhabitable. >

Ooh I can live there now? >

Let's go catch some sick waves, dewd. >

Waves that make you sick. >

I'm so gnarly the radiation makes itself sick. >

Every day, Russia sounds more and more  like North Korea. >

I mean, Putin at this point looks like a Bond villain. Let’s call a spade a spade. >

Don't insult Bond Villains. >

I don't know...they never succeed right? It's usually they hatch a plan, but only the first 30% of it goes off (usually while killing hordes of innocent people), then they're scrambling to fix all the shit that the good guys are fucking up before everything blows up in their face.
Seems pretty on point. >

Only because Bond has plot armor, that cheating bastard! >

The West also has plot armor. It’s called capitalism and the US being the world leader in military R&D >

Honestly these threats are becoming so frequent who’s paying attention anymore? >

The Russian people are the intended audience. It's propaganda designed to inspire nationalism and faith in Putin, not fear in the West. >

Russia has claimed this so many times.
Russia: “we have torpedoes capable of causing a nuclear tsunami” 
NATO: “yeah we know, you told us, know what we’ve got? Not telling you…moron” >

They also evidently don’t understand how waves work either. A nuclear blast underwater wouldn’t create a tsunami unless detonated at ~200ft of depth at most 2km from shore. You would also need sufficient water below as well. The US has tested extensively what happens if you detonate nuclear devices at various depths. Put simply, the required conditions to actually pull this off are such that it rules out using this against the vast majority of potential targets.
Also a fun fact, if you detonate below ~600m, there is no trace at the surface, because the immense pressure of the water prevents expansion. This is regardless of how big your bomb is. >

I’m imagining that scene from finding Nemo when the one pelican thinks the other one farts and flies off disgusted lol >

Actually, below 600m you wouldn’t even get any bubbles. The water would just get very hot and radioactive for a while. So you’d just cook whatever was there. >

No I got that after reading your comment, which btw thanks for the detailed explanation cause i don’t know anything about how that stuff works. Really showcases the delusional statements by the Russians. 
Idk why tho but my brain still made that connection and gave me a nice chuckle. >

Up next: Russia threatens the US with a weather machine and a freeze ray. >

I played enough Red Alert to know those are Allied tech.
Wake me when they start threatening Tesla Tanks. >

I can't wait til we start sending Tanyas to Ukraine in the next aid deal. >

Just fill up a tank full of Tanyas. Maybe throw in some Tesla troopers and then a bunch of Prizm tanks. You could do some massive damage with a bunch of those prizm tanks charging each other up. >

Nah, Mirage tanks. They are just walking by and blam! >

Yes! Mirage tanks! I had forgotten the name. Oh the shame lol >

Honestly if they are Russian they will probably somehow miss the ocean >

They attempted to test this new weapon back in November
Attempted
Can't miss if you fail to fire it