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Only if we exchange them for residents who aren’t crazy.
If gay people can cause earthquakes we should probably treat them better. >

Do I gain earth bending powers if I choose to be gay? Sign me up >

How do bi people factor into this? Half power? >

aftershocks & drizzle >

title of my sex tape >

Democrats: Every woman should have the right to bodily autonomy.
Republicans: Democrats are burning fetuses to power the DC electrical grid.
Trolls on reddit: Both parties are the same. >

"Enlightened" centrism is utterly ridiculous. >

"Fornication, adultery, idolatry, and witchcraft."
That list goes from 0 to 60 in half a second. >

And is so full of projection it could run an Imax >

Homosexuality causes earthquakes? Where? In his pants? >

Girthquakes. >

So you’re saying if we have a massive gay orgy Florida will sink because that’s what I’m taking away from this. >

Who needs wars when you can just have a huge gay orgy to take down your opponent 😂 >

Is he trying to sell gayness? Cause that sounds rad as hell now I'm questioning my sexuality, feeling a little catastrophecurious if you will >


He also implied that homosexuality causes natural disasters like hurricanes and earthquakes.

Now who's practicing witchcraft? >

Isn't it funny that witchcraft is a professional occupation that one practices like law or dentistry? >

Sounds like he will fit right in with the GOP. >

This guy is nuts.  Everyone knows that hurricanes and earthquakes are caused by Trump jumping up and down and panting  :-) >

He has a long and successful future ahead of him in the GQP. >

I assume all GOP are like this. >

So, if gays are why there's hurricanes and earthquakes, God's cool with America's treatment of his own ancestors, right? >

Obligatory. >

What I don’t understand is that these fundamental types are all about the end of the world coming and bringing that on. So, they’re trying to convert homosexuals so we don’t have the end of the world brought upon us, but simultaneously want the end of the world to come so we can meet Jesus? PICK A LANE!!! Or maybe, we could just battle the sins of our capitalists causing global warming so these disasters would slow down? Nah, let’s blame the gays instead. (/s) >

He doth protest too much.  There be skeletons in this man's closet. >

Holding beliefs like this should automatically exclude you from public office. Ever. >

Nobody’s going to be surprised when he steps out of the closet. >

Check his browser history! >

Sometimes I forget we live in the 21st century... >

Only some of us, apparently. >

So, he's still in the closet himself is what I gather from this. >

Exactly >


During his speech, he compared homosexuals to “adulterers,” “fornicators,” and “smoking crack.” He referred to these things as “sins,” choices, and forms of “unrighteousness.” He said that “real men” and “real women” only love people of the opposite sex. He also implied that homosexuality causes natural disasters like hurricanes and earthquakes.

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Welp, being asexual, I guess I'm not a "real man", since I don't love anyone. Ok.
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Also, being gay causes hurricanes and earthquakes?
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Apparently, in his mind, LGBTQIA+ people are the X-Men! Apparently, being gay gives you superpowers, like Ororo Monroe.
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That's awesome, if you ask me. >

Another scientifically ignorant religious bigot and homophobe. >

NOPE!! If you remember it was god that flooded the Earth. God is the asshole here once again. >

If gay people can cause earthquakes and hurricanes, you think they would be nice enough to shake that moneymaker and end the drought in the Southwest. They didn’t because they don’t have that kind of power, but I wish they did. >

You guys can laugh, but I grew up in an evangelical church, and everyone I knew believed some version of this. And they all vote Republican and they never miss an election >

So a nut case. Got it. >

Can we bus people beyond a certain level of stupidity to Florida and Texas?