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This just keeps getting better.  Fucking Republicans voted for this lol.
This is an everlasting onion. >

Wow, like.... who even is this guy really? 
Is he some sort of savant genius? Or the dumbest man alive? 
I had this idea that becoming a congressperson requires some sort of apparatus or has some level of difficulty, but it seems you can just walk in and get the job like it was a freaking wallmart greeter. 
Did he see "Catch me if you Can" and thought to himself: "Leo, hold my beer!" >

He is far from a genius. 
This as simple as a sad little boy lying to try and get into areas he felt he was not allowed into. Lies to make himself seem more important and successful than he was.
Truth is, I doubt he knows who he is in reality. He isn’t George Santos, Kitara, Anthony…these are all masks he wears. Look at his lies, stupid, easily disproven lies. Knee replacement, star volleyball player, millionaire, landlord, etc etc. He is just that sad little boy running away from one lie after another. >

Muddy may Suggins. >

It’s as if Republicans manifested this guy into existence by their collective dark obsessions and fantasies. He’s like the Stay-Puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters. >

Well Republicans didn't want to kick him out before, now that it's know he's a drag queen they may just push him out. Especially given their whole anti drag queen bit they have going on now. Criminality, lying, being an absolute scum bag are prerequisites for being a Republican. Being a drag queen publicly, that's a big nope. I'm sure most the anti gay ones are into that stuff behind closed doors though. >

Kevin McCarthy really rreally needs that grifting, animal abusing, fraudulent, hypocritical, sociopathic Congressman's vote.
Eta: comma >

Fox News: "Before he found Christ" >

Christ... opher >

You ever start to doubt reality because, like in a weird dream, the plot doesnt really make sense? >

Surrealism >

Absurdism. >

If this is true, pretty sure this is one of those crazy irrational lines the GOP has… thief, fraud, liar, scam artist .. no problem. Cross dresser transvestite. Drag Queen.. Get the fuck out >

It’s not. Rudy did this too >

You’re going to have to back that up? >

It was part of a roast. oh and Trump motorboated him. >

Hey, trump. What does Rudy's ass taste like? >

I'm afraid to ask if this is satire? >

The entire GOP is one giant satire of itself. >

If the last decade has just been performance art on a global scale I'm going to be so annoyed. >

Is he an American citizen?   Has that been absolutely confirmed? >

Do they even know his real name? Lol >

No, George Santos isn’t even his real name many are speculating. Supposedly it’s Anthony Devolder. >

It's refreshing to know that the GOP has finally embraced the LGBTQ.
The far left progressive Dems don't even have a drag queen in their liberal congressional caucus ....this must be comforting for the GOP to finally one up the so called looney Dems for supporting LGBTQ human equality rights! >

So, basically this guy is like a flashbang grenade thrown into the room as an attempt to distract us from all the other detestable shit the GOP has going on. Right? >

To their surprise and delight! >

I STG this dude the most interesting man in TF planet yo
Man's like an evil Homer Simpson who looks like the male Ruth Bader Ginsburg >

If Ruth would’ve been 375 pounds maybe.
One thing Santos can’t lie about is how many times he goes back for seconds. And thirds. >

Are you talking about food or hookers and blow? >

For him? Food. His blow is the desert tray.
Unfortunately for him, people may lie, but the scale doesn’t. >

"His blow is the dessert tray"
Great line! Take the updoot! >

You get an updoot for spelling dessert correctly! >

I the irony will be lost on these douche birth cert people , when we find out Santos is not a US citizen >

Absolutely! I feel like it’s only a matter of time we find out he’s an undocumented immigrant. >

Now he's definitely getting impeached by the GOP >

His roommate in Brazil called him delusional. In America he’s just a Republican. >

He needs his own TV show at this point. >

It's basically the inverse plot of "Catch Me if You Can." >

Or inventing Anna, learning George santos is Russian spy would make sense >

This man is a national treasure. >

George Santos will NEVER be glamour. >

Hallelu. >

More convincing than Marjorie Greene. >

At this point you could tell me Santos was grown in a vat to be a sleeper agent and I wouldn't be totally surprised >

The absurdity of it all is killing me. >

Finally good to see the GOP making concessions for Drag Queens >

Please tell me he performed for children at Sunday school. >

I heard he was born in Kenya… >

The only thing the GOP cares about … >

Now that Santos has been accepted into the House GOP fold by the feckless POS McCarthy despite being a former Brazilian drag queen, maybe MTG will finally take off the wig and give up the charade. >

The writers at The Onion just cannot compete with this guy >

What would George Santos do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through
That's what George Santos'd do!
When George Santos was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz
While wearing a blindfold
When George Santos was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
So what would George Santos do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what George Santos'd do!
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
For Wendy I'll be an activist too
'Cause that's what George Santos would do!
And what would George Santos do
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what George Santos'd do
When George Santos traveled through time
To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
And when George Santos built the pyramids
He beat up Kublai Khan
'Cause George Santos doesn't take shit from anybody!
So let's call all the kids together
And unite to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
'Cause that's what George Santos'd do
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
'Cause that's what George Santos'd do!
That's what George Santos’d do! >

Cool. That's rad. We shouldn't shame politicians, or anyone else for that matter, for doing drag.
What we should shame this fucker for is being a compulsive liar who conned his way into Congress. >

A compulsive liar who conned his way into Congress by siding with the people calling all drag performers pedophiles and groomers.
He deserves to have this thrown in his face because he's wormed his way "in" with the people advocating violence towards a minority community he once found comfort with. >

World’s most interesting man for the wrong reasons. >

Could post any article from the onion at this point and I’d believe 100% of it. Dudes like is a total joke! >

This guy, man. Wtf >

He's kinda like Rule 34 for lying >

This might be the one thing Democrats don’t care about in his history and one the Republicans do care about at the same time. >

Ogres are like onions? >

You can’t make this shit up >

People want to say Republicans are using this guy as a distraction, but what if the Democrats let this asshole get elected for the lulz? Cause it's pretty funny. >

Gotta hand it to the guy.
He was ahead of his time. >

At this point I just don’t see how this guy is anything other than an ingenious progressive plant who’s sole purpose is to troll the Republicans >

I thought nypost is right leaning media. How come they posted this?? >

Of all his things this bother me the least. The other shit is just ridiculous. He's going to get filthy rich by being a bought out liar too. It's fucking pathetic. >

The fuck? >

Aren't drag queens like Republican Kryptonite?
Shouldn't they all start melting if they get within 10 feet of him? >

You know, looking at him now…yeah, I can totally see him wearing women’s clothing. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. >

Yeah I mean this is still not enough for GQP Maga to disown him, if anything, he'll get invited to more DC parties and rendezvous at the Mayflower. >

I’m not saying having a history of drag performing is absurd, but the fact that shit like this keep’s emerging in the Republican Party is just getting absurd. 
Are we sure that the entire Republican Party isn’t just flat out trolling us at this point? 
The lifted smoking ban, the war on gas stoves, drag queen stuff… they must be fucking with us >

Time for Santos to lipsync for his life to stay in the race >

I'm starting to think George Santos might turn out to be Loki if they keep digging back into his past >

It's just so much fun. Except for the part where this absolute maniac is in one of the most influential positions in this country. >

Good Lord the NY Post site is unfettered trash.  If they’re covering this story clearly the GOP shot callers are ready to flush this turd down the toilet, which says a lot considering the cliff graph representing their standards for candidates. >

Ok I give up. You could tell me tomorrow this guy is from Mars and it wouldn't shock me. >

This I believe. >

This guy/gal is growing on me. >

Well, ain't he the little cabbage patch girl?! Kitara, kitara, kitara. Has a nice ring to it! Smile for the cameras, baby girl ! 😘 >

This is why the GOP keeps turning on him. >

Anyone have any other source? >

Now nobody will go to brunch with him! >

dafu... >

GOP. What an absolute joke. >

GOP: But he’s our drag queen so it’s ok. >

This guy has lived more life than I ever will >

Watch him get removed from his committees for this and not the rampant lying >

This guy is like a chameleon. He will become whatever people around him need him to be. His sense of self doesn’t seem to be anchored in anything either and he appears to be absolutely morally corrupted, so he just tells everyone what they want to hear so they will give him money. In other words… a manifestation of our current political system. Will be interesting to see if something actually happens regarding his seat. >

Have any notable republicans commented on this situation yet? On twitter or anything? >

Rep. Kitara really sold their soul for fame and power eh? >

He's a real "the master of disguise" >

Are there any native Portuguese speakers here?Drag queens often have clever/funny names that use word play or puns, a lot like boat names, when you think about it. Does Kitara any kind of meaning or context in Portuguese? >

This guy... he just went for it. 
...Did we get punked? >

LI Republican voters sure did. >

That’s Raphael Cruz next to her.