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Maybe he can work as a greeter at Mar-A-Lardo
After losing the primary, Cawthorn bought a million-dollar home in Cape Coral, Florida in August, the Asheville Citizen-Times reported in November.

Someone should look into how these one-term asshats suddenly have the funds to buy million dollar homes. >

Hey now, he got one semester of college under his belt. Between that, his part time work for a year in Mark Meadows office as an assistant, his zero revenue real estate company, and two years of Rep salary, and zero current income he’s just $800-900k shy of affording such a home. 
Or he has rich parents who are still bankrolling him.
Edit: Realized he got $3M from insurance over getting paralyzed (and he sued for more on top). Given he’s being sued by his Jan 6 legal team for $200k, the Florida move might be to protect his assets from judgements. >

The value of his home near Asheville boomed in recent years.  It's quite likely he sold it for $650k+.
Edit: I checked on Zillow.  Zillow estimates it's value at $700k but it has not sold since 2018 when it was purchased for $440k. >

Unless they live with him, handing him all their equity gains seems ill advised. 
Buying a million dollar home after losing your 175k job of just 24 months is insanity absent a $1M gift. Dude is chock full of bad ideas so who knows. >

Capital gains on your home are not taxable.  Anyway, according to Zillow he hasn't sold it.  Zillow estimates it's value at $700k but it has not sold since 2018 when it was purchased for $440k. >

Yes they are taxable. Only the first 250k gains aren’t. >

Ah, OK.  So, Maddy Boy could sell his place for $700k (and with home improvements and other deductions) wouldn't have to pay any capital gains. >

Where's Bugs with that fuckin' saw? >

He got lost, he should've made a left at Albuquerque. >

It's always that or Pismo Beach >

Why is Florida becoming a magnet for garbage? >

The Governor actively advertises the state as a welcoming destination for exactly this kind of lunatic. >

Forgot to mention the Russian spy as a wife part. >

Ex wife. >

lol she’s been assigned to someone with more influence once he lost his. >

I need to get the hell out of this state… >

yea me too >

I hear your Governor is offering free bus fare or flights to places like Martha’s Vineyard! >

They ain’t free. >

Florida: Home for aspiring and exiled dictators. >

Isn't this the face f'er guy? >

Wasn’t it also his cousins face? >

Male cousin, too. >

He and Gaetz…… two peas in a pod >

Beavis and Butthead >

I guess North Carolina just got a little bit better.  
I’m still leaving. >

good choice >

He always diaplayed the cognitive discipline and peraonal hygiene of a Florida man at heart >

Can't wait for reports on what he inserts, breaks, or violates! >

…ew >

Florida is pretty flat. >

Yeah, he's got good odds of public office there. They'll elect anyone with republican by their name, mommy issues, and a proud, defiant attitude. >

Is it just coincide that all Republicans are heading to the state shaped like a dong?
Or is it because it's so hot and humid there that people can't think straight? >

He was done in NC. He pissed off Art Pope who is the republican kingmaker in the state. >

Lieutenant Klan can fuck off forever. >

We have too many Cawthorn's in this state.  Go elsewhere. >

Maddy can bring his gun to the House now since the republicans removed all the metal detectors, preparing for the next coup. >

Good move.  Knowing Florida, all he has to do is register Republican, and he can elected back to Congress.
right repubs? >

Move over Matt Gaetz… New Player has entered the game >

He's gonna be doing some Florida Key-bumps!  
....I'll be here all week. >

Good >

...And with a couple of court dates already on the docket, the betting-lines are open for how long it'll take him to go from Florida Man to "Florida Man". 
Bazinga!