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The emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these "service dogs" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. 
Again, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling "service animals" into restaurants and stores.
They're great at hugs >

None of my ideas are original...  :( >

Your entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog >

:( >

Emotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else. >

Including the snake >

"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely >

i heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified.  Not cool TSA. >

I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
--Clean PG-13 quote lol >

Here's a link to the clip. >

It’s so poorly edited I love it >

passenger: tries to bring a snake
TSA: *stares motherfuckerly* >

I’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something… >

I mean even a blind squirrel...
gets it's nuts groped by the TSA >

You'd think the TSA would like holding nuts. >

Next they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh. >

You will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance >

Like… a lot.