>

Strongest president in history! Very strong! Biden used the military to send a message of American strength. He shot that ballon down! How many balloons did Trump shoot down? Mission accomplished, mf. Where you keep that banner GW?
I don't want to ever hear another Republican complain about "performative politics" again. >

It's only performative when Democrats do it. Everything Republicans do is high minded statesmanship. >

Just a wee bit of trolling, a lollygag, shennanigan even. No don't look at the people storming the capitol that's unrelated. >

But the democrats shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Marges shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Which wouldn’t make them shenanigans at all, really >

I swear to God I will pistol-whip the next guy that says shenanigans! >

Hey Trump, what’s that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls? >

Shannon Egans? Love that place! They have the best goofy shit on the walls! >

Shoot it down >

Using the same missile they used on the Chinese one, preferably when she has a meeting with Boebert, Gaetz and McCarthy. >

Can we bring Cruz in too? >

Pretty please include Sinema, Manchin, Turtle and the LadyBug.... >

She's a nutjob, yikes. >

Even my dad, whos always been pretty Republican, says she's crazy. >

Everything she does is focused on getting her picture and her name into public discourse.  The media (mainstream and social) continue to help her achieve this goal. >

I'm more amused that she thinks this will help get her the VP nomination with Trump if rumors are to believed. Not even Palin was this crazy and she completely killed McCain's chances almost overnight >

If there would ever be a clearer indication as to just how far the goalposts have moved... >

Goal posts indicates there are rules to the game … >

So you're saying politics is Calvinball?  Actually that explains a lot.... >

Just ask Mitch >

They are not politicians who intend to govern and get stuff done for the American people. They are performance trolls, their sole purpose is to bring the culture wars to the front and rile up the extremist base. >

That's it isn't it, even their voters aren't stupid enough to think they will actually govern well so they have to present themselves as 'fighting' their 'enemies' because that's the only way they can get anyone with anything like a functional brain to support them, by putting it on a conflict footing and shutting it down.. >

Anyone who voted for her should be institutionalized. >

Reagan got rid of that possibility when he created a mentally ill homeless population in America by defunding mental health. >

The GOP worships him but he did a lot of damage. >

Yep, you can trace the trend of increasing higher education costs to him as well.  He was afraid of an educated proletariat. >

When do we get to see her picture on the box for Cocoa Puffs? >

It sounds like the circus is open for business. >

She didn't bring it into the SOTU but she dressed like one instead. >

Like an airhead. Lolz >

Back to the sewer with ya, White Supremacy Pennywise! >

This woman is a walking Onion article so it makes sense >

The irony is the balloon has more substance than she. >

Similarities between the balloon and MTG: they're both white, filled with nothing but air, and neither has any business being in Congress.
Differences between the balloon and MTG: People are happy to see balloons at parties. >

Difference between MTG and MtG tho?
MTG is the bottom-of-a-bag-of-five-guys-after-you’re-full-but-left-the-fry grease-and the piece of onion that fell off your burger-amidst-the-empty-condiment-packets ugly
MtG has smoking hot Lilliana zombie queen waifu >

I suppose she's concerned bout the balloons that did not get shot down under Trump. >

So NORAD can track a fat man in a sleigh travelling around the globe every Christmas, but not a 200' balloon?  Something isn't adding up... >

To be fair the fat man is very timely. >

That balloon didn't collect any intelligence >

Why cover stories about this clown? She should get zero press coverage. Zero. >

She is a demented monster like the IT clown >

I honestly can’t wait for the day when I never have to worry about seeing this cro-magnon bitch in my newsfeed ever again. >

Cro-magnons take offense to this >

I keep hoping for everyone to completely ignore this embarrassment and she can crawl back into the hole in the dump from where she escaped…. >

Sometimes the maturation process never occurs >

I misread “maturation” initially and had ALOT of questions! >

HA!  Ditto. >

Amazing. She's both the literal and figurative definition of a troll. >

Elect clowns. Expect a circus. Quite literally in this case. >

It was always a circus. Clowns need only to apply >

George Santos obviously heard that call ... >

Stop. Giving. Stupid. People. Attention. >

I'm an American that's had the opportunity to live in 6 different countries. This is just what media does, all over the world. Stupid, morally bankrupt people are great at getting attention, and there will always be stupid people that think they are morally righteous willing to give them attention (and therefore money). It's a winning formula: be stupider in a more flamboyant way than others = get attention and money. >

Can't wait to see who picks up this reality show we call our government. >

In solidarity with China! >

"I'm going to own the Libs with my shinny white balloon. That'll show 'em!" >

So she is a spy? >

Well Sarah Huckabee Sanders said the choice was between the crazies and the normals.  She wasn't kidding, she just forgot what side she was on. >

She made out like this was a protest against Biden's handling of the Chinese balloon, but it was really because her head needed a refill. >

God republicans are such dumb idiots it physically hurts me knowing someone can actively, purposefully vote for this pile of shit. Like how do you not die of shame?  
First they bitch and moan not to be hasty, that it could fall somewhere and potentially kill someone, then they bitch and moan that Biden is scared of the repercussions and when they do shoot it down they bitch and moan about it being done too late. There is literally no pleasing these people. >

What if we ignored her and stopped spreading this shit? Its performative, and we're all eating it up. Me too...just by commenting I'm feeding the beast. >

If she were honest she would dress up like Benedict Arnold or a crazy cat lady. >

Both full of gas. >

Full of helium,like her head. >

Biden should have brought the balloon down in her area of Georgia. >

That matches the inside of her skull...all air >

And she wears red clown nose when she's at her day job. >

Is she trying to tell everyone she's a Chinese spy? >

White balloon in support of her CCP sponsor. >

New rule: Those that disrupt a State of the Union clearly lack self control and have questionable judgment. Therefore they must submit to full and thorough body cavity searches before attending any subsequent government function >

White, fragile, and can easily blow up.....and there's the white balloon. >

she is aggressively stupid. >

Its her thought bubble.... >

This needs more upvotes >

Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Republican howler monkey. >

White baboon with a white balloon. >

Is she, like, actually insane? >

she's a child.. and quite insufferable >

I wouldn't have been surprised if she huffed the helium and yelled at Biden in a high squeaky voice. >

It’s a repurposed leftover from her Trump glory days… >

Oh I think this her head >

She is a white balloon >

Cro-Magnon Greene 🤮 >

I thought Pennywise had a red balloon?!
Edit for clarity: She’s a monster >

I'm really looking forward to the day she takes her bullshit one step too far and the Secret Service wipe the floor with her. >

It’s so people can put funny sayings on it to make memes. She probably figured anything that gets her face out there can’t be bad. >

You’ve got a proper nut job there. Batshit. >

I’d love to see her face if someone shot it down. >

Why? Is it supposed to represent the amount of air in her skull? >

Sensors in the ballon detected no intelligent life forms in the vicinity >

At least we know what balloon holds no intelligence. >

cant wait till someone blows her up with a missile >

Look out, there's a big, white object that's just full of hot air.  And she's got a balloon! >

She's a hatchet faced stunt queen. >

You know, she's just a political performer, that's all. It's the same as watching Miley Cyrus twerking on stage.
If you're triggered by her antics, you're just playing into her game. 
This is all she's got. >


It's the same as watching Miley Cyrus twerking on stage.

Miley Cyrus isn't responsible for writing laws that affect everyone. >

We'd probably be better off with Miley Cyrus in Congress TBH. >

Miley seems to actually care about people. That right there is an upgrade from Marge. >

No intelligence gathering there. >

She thought it would light up like a light bulb. She’s clueless >

Ew tacky. >

Some one tell her that Trump let them fly over without shooting one down. >

That’s her smarter friend. >

I heard a story on the radio that they did not shoot it down when first spotted so they could learn from what they are doing.  I can not remember who said it but he used an analogy of a criminal.  Sometimes you do not arrest them right away in order to watch them to see what they are after exactly. >

Clown B >

Can we shoot her and the balloon? >

It's where she keeps her brain cells. >

Why did McCarthy make so many concessions to the Paste Eaters Caucus? >

She does remind me of the creature from IT, she's got the image, just missing the intellect and charisma >

~~Statesmanship~~ Clownsmanship? >

What does it even mean? >

If only these people focused on fixing the hundreds of issues wrong with our country instead of acting like a clown to get their picture on the news >

What does this even mean >

Did you not read or watch any news last week, or are you just pretending to be ignorant? >

It's supposed to represent her empty-headed thoughts >

I don't know why people give her the attention >

Republicans consistently offer succor to America's enemies.  She's open choosing China over the USA. >

Normally i'd consider this funny satire, but because it's her I must be outraged. >

What a clown. >

Typical Russian asset >

Showing her support. >

Expect that balloon to storm the capitol soon >

Like a clown. >

Lots of stupid people in the comments pretending not to understand what she's referencing.  I know you know what this is about.
If you're going to reference another balloon in media, at least make it a reference to Rover from "The Prisoner". >

She thinks that's her doing her job. >

She's pretending it's the Grammys or something.  Fucked up. >

Further evidence that she is indeed Bill Skarsgård in drag. >

She also brought a helium inflated ball on a string. >

All show no brain. Wonder who gave her that idea. Does she know that her president let multiple chinese balloons sail across country with no reaction? >

That explains her outfit. I thought she was just signaling people that she’s white. Which is already obvious >

Taking dump to the level of performance art. >

Real life airhead carrying the Airhead mascot. >

Politics = trolling these days. >

That’s another Chinese Spy Balloon!  Quick shot it down while she’s still holding it… I mean while you can!!