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Scott Perry vows to run investigation into himself. “I was busy rescuing puppies that day” says. Scott Perry “and the record will show that just as soon as I write it down and destroy all the existing records” >

The puppies will vouch for me and I will translate their barks to English. >

Those puppies are suckling at the teat of free dog food from white nationalists. >

Bunch of dog pussies. >

Continuing the tradition of Clarence Thomas. >

Except congress has ethics committees. Would this be an ethics violation? >

Aren't the Republicans planning to dissolve the ethics committee? I thought I read that headline.