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passenger: tries to bring a snake
TSA: *stares motherfuckerly*
They're great at hugs >

None of my ideas are original...  :( >

Your entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog >

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Emotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else. >

Including the snake >

"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely >

i heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified.  Not cool TSA. >

I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
--Clean PG-13 quote lol >

Here's a link to the clip. >

It’s so poorly edited I love it