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Cro-magnons take offense to this
I don't want to ever hear another Republican complain about "performative politics" again. >

It's only performative when Democrats do it. Everything Republicans do is high minded statesmanship. >

Just a wee bit of trolling, a lollygag, shennanigan even. No don't look at the people storming the capitol that's unrelated. >

But the democrats shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Marges shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Which wouldn’t make them shenanigans at all, really >

I swear to God I will pistol-whip the next guy that says shenanigans! >

Hey Trump, what’s that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls? >

Shannon Egans? Love that place! They have the best goofy shit on the walls! >

Shoot it down >

Using the same missile they used on the Chinese one, preferably when she has a meeting with Boebert, Gaetz and McCarthy. >

Can we bring Cruz in too? >

Pretty please include Sinema, Manchin, Turtle and the LadyBug.... >

She's a nutjob, yikes. >

Even my dad, whos always been pretty Republican, says she's crazy. >

Everything she does is focused on getting her picture and her name into public discourse.  The media (mainstream and social) continue to help her achieve this goal. >

I'm more amused that she thinks this will help get her the VP nomination with Trump if rumors are to believed. Not even Palin was this crazy and she completely killed McCain's chances almost overnight >

If there would ever be a clearer indication as to just how far the goalposts have moved... >

Goal posts indicates there are rules to the game … >

So you're saying politics is Calvinball?  Actually that explains a lot.... >

Just ask Mitch >

They are not politicians who intend to govern and get stuff done for the American people. They are performance trolls, their sole purpose is to bring the culture wars to the front and rile up the extremist base. >

That's it isn't it, even their voters aren't stupid enough to think they will actually govern well so they have to present themselves as 'fighting' their 'enemies' because that's the only way they can get anyone with anything like a functional brain to support them, by putting it on a conflict footing and shutting it down.. >

Anyone who voted for her should be institutionalized. >

Reagan got rid of that possibility when he created a mentally ill homeless population in America by defunding mental health. >

The GOP worships him but he did a lot of damage. >

Yep, you can trace the trend of increasing higher education costs to him as well.  He was afraid of an educated proletariat. >

When do we get to see her picture on the box for Cocoa Puffs? >

It sounds like the circus is open for business. >

She didn't bring it into the SOTU but she dressed like one instead. >

Like an airhead. Lolz >

Back to the sewer with ya, White Supremacy Pennywise! >

This woman is a walking Onion article so it makes sense >

The irony is the balloon has more substance than she. >

Similarities between the balloon and MTG: they're both white, filled with nothing but air, and neither has any business being in Congress.
Differences between the balloon and MTG: People are happy to see balloons at parties. >

Difference between MTG and MtG tho?
MTG is the bottom-of-a-bag-of-five-guys-after-you’re-full-but-left-the-fry grease-and the piece of onion that fell off your burger-amidst-the-empty-condiment-packets ugly
MtG has smoking hot Lilliana zombie queen waifu >

I suppose she's concerned bout the balloons that did not get shot down under Trump. >

So NORAD can track a fat man in a sleigh travelling around the globe every Christmas, but not a 200' balloon?  Something isn't adding up... >

To be fair the fat man is very timely. >

That balloon didn't collect any intelligence >

Why cover stories about this clown? She should get zero press coverage. Zero. >

She is a demented monster like the IT clown >

I honestly can’t wait for the day when I never have to worry about seeing this cro-magnon bitch in my newsfeed ever again.