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IMO if someone really liked Taylor Swift and Drake but went out of their way to listen to music they dont actually like, it is equally NPC behavior 
Met a dude at my job who absolutely just loves pop music and going to concerts, def changed my perspective on the issue. Great guy, huge love for music, so who am I to judge
The hilarity is that when asked, your response was essentially: "Oh, I like all kinds of music."
I don't know what that says about you magic man, but I don't think it's too clever. >

I say "I like only good music" which sounds as bad >

This post screams “I listen to indie music and I want everyone to know how quirky and original I am” >

I listen to this underground band call LCD Soundsystem, you probably haven't even heard of them. >

My favorite spice is salt >

Salt is not technically a spice. >

Salt is my favorite rock >

Have you tried crystal meth? Gives a great kick to my chicken Parmesan/s >

I’ll kick you in the Chicken Parmesan’s >

This one made me chuckle 😂