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You don’t need to even make up a fake quote. Conservatives have you covered.

I've been on food stamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No. No. They gave me hope, and they gave me encouragement, and they gave me a vision.

-Staunch conservative Craig T Nelson
Conservatives on their way to tell us how Safety Nets are unfair unless it is for them specifically >

"I didn't get any help from the government!  I worked my way out of welfare all the way to Congress!  I never got any handouts!"

Lauren Boebert, paraphrased