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No ghosts, but you've forgotten about the rock monsters. Clearly you did not see the very real and accurate documentary Apollo 18.
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You haven't met Frede, the martian that died there about 3 thousand years ago?  Quite an amiable chap but a bit spooky at first glance. >

Ghosts make zero sense anywhere.
Not sure why the Moon would be any different. Zero is zero.
If you want to talk nonsensical, my theory is that the Earth is constantly moving through space, so when ghosts form they immediately fly off into space, where the Moon catches them.
So the Moon has ALL the ghosts. >

This is my canon now. The moon is VERY haunted. >

that's why we never went back >

I assure you, there are just as many ghosts on the moon as there are on Earth. >

like 2 >

I hate the other guy >

Giving ghosts a bad name since February 23 1836. >

Reminds me of the comic rocket lands on Earth “Wow that was qui-“ “Moon’s haunted.” “Wha-?” cocks shotgun “Moon’s haunted.” rocket flys away >

I worked my way through college by working in a morgue. People would seriously ask me if I’ve seen ghosts. I would tell them if ghosts were real god would have made them but since god isn’t real then…….no. >

You don't need no God for ghosts not to be real. By your logic we're not real. They're a violation of physics. A ghost would have to selectively interact with the electromagnetic force. A ghost could not be both visible and go through walls. >

God is a violation of physics >

The moon IS A GHOST! It’s a ghost of a planetary collision which destroyed both planets. 
The remaining debris after the two planets collided and exploded formed what we know as earth and its moon. 
There’s ghost everywhere you just have to understand what you’re seeing. 
Energy can not be created or destroyed it just changes form … therefore I’m a ghost and so are you. 
I currently haunt a house and a office in a township in western Massachusetts USA . I commonly haunt the local taverns and markets. Sometimes I travel and haunt far away lands .  I’ve haunted many places before and will haunt many places after… I see DEAD PEOPLE! lol! 
We are made of the Star dust of a million dead planets and exploded stars. We are riding the winds in a ancient and fascinating and mysterious universe. 
Ok that’s all for now , I gotta go haunt my office. This being a haint is a lot of work sometimes. 
Have a great day. >

No. Earth is for sure not haunted as well.
Swing and a miss on that one. >

No but there's 200 liters of piss on the moon.
No thank you >

I can eat around it. >

Everyone over here just forgetting about the man on the moon >

Actually some scientist had their ashes or body or something buried there. So I’m sure it’s haunted