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I'm an anti-christ
Cliff notes, in case you want the fast track tl;dr version:
Siblings fight. In-laws get catty with one another. Parents disapprove. The end. >

Father probably killed mother. Royalty stuff for sure. >

Yes, because people always die in car crashes. Foolproof assassination!
Indirectly he absolutely did. He treated her like shit and that spiralled the whole situation. But directly he did fuck all. He wanted to bang a woman married to someone else that was sucking up to him, just like is uncle did. >

> Yes, because people always die in car crashes. Foolproof assassination! >

Ah, life imitating art. >

It’s the fastest-selling non-fiction book ever IN THE UNITED KINGDOM. Seems like an important distinction to make in a sub called r/WORLDnews. >

As stated by the publicists >

Safe to assume Harry's no longer invited to family gatherings. I'm sure we'll hear about it when he inevitably writes his sequel. >

They’re gonna milk this crap for 30 years. >

He tells all the Harry details . >

r/angryupvote >

That's sad. Especially considering that there is a million times more non-fiction out there that is educational and enriching and not a bunch of shameless gossip about the Royal Family. This is what the world has become. Pop culture media devouring consumer's minds. >

My first thought as well. >

Full of drama = Fastest-Selling Non-Fiction Book Ever = Easy Money = Excellent PR >

"No such thing as bad publicity." PT Barnum >

Fantastic PR work over the last few weeks. It's been constant coverage. >

Weird i just read also in Reddit that no one was in line to buy the Book >

There’s a lot of idiots out there. 
Lots of idiots on Reddit too, mind you. >

You’re telling me intelligent people purchase a book about one side of a family squabble between vapid, out of touch wealthy people? >

No, I’m telling you the exact opposite. >

'Non-fiction'? >

What you doubt Prince Harry was a real life Rambo who gunned down like a thousand dudes in Afghanistan? >

He was a gunner in an Apache helicopter. That's a pretty safe vantage point to shoot people. >

He also flew occasionally. >

In the words of our cousins across the sea, “what a bloody wanker” >

“To be or not to be king. Not to be. The end.” >

Any mention of Jimmy Saville in the book? >

Man, those two are making bank off of how terrible their lives are. >

What shows us the state of our culture. >

Who the fuck is buying it? 
Don't hate him, don't like him, don't care about him or them. I'm 100% disinterested about it all.
As a matter of fact I don't know a single person who does care, and I know over 16 people. >

I think it’s possible to find the British royal family disgusting and anachronistic, and also have no interest in a man with so little between the ears. 
I’m tired of hearing about him, his dead mother, his simpleton brother, and his grasping wife. I just don’t care about them, beyond a general desire to see them impoverished and marginalized, which will never happen. >

Amen! >

Apparently his promoting (about) how many people he killed in Afghanistan seems to have helped sales.
Not sure it improved diplomatic relations at all though... >

Lmao yeah the US is appalled by this /s >

Memoir don’t mean it’s not fiction. >

Noel and Liam are paying attention. >

Fuck all monarchy, royalty, and oligarchy. >

Thing is though he hasn't got anything left for Spare 2.  When their money runs out. >

Spare 2: Going to America.
Replace Eddie Murphy with Rupert Grint >

I wonder whether this is the path he’d have chosen if he hadn’t married his missus. >

Seems like Lizzie's boys have penchant for chasing the wrong girls. Some quite literal girls. >

"Prince Harry's autobiography is the fastest-selling non-fiction book ever, recording figures of 400,000 copies so far across hardback, ebook and audio formats on its first day of publication.
Larry Finlay, managing director of Transworld Penguin Random House, said: "We always knew this book would fly but it is exceeding even our most bullish expectations.
"As far as we know, the only books to have sold more in their first day are those starring the other Harry (Potter)."
Queues of fans developed before shops opened at 12am Tuesday morning for the official release of the controversial memoir." >


managing director of Transworld Penguin Random House, said

Well, it's not like that could be doubted. >

i wonder what the demographic is of people who are buying this book.
im thinking 30-65 yr old married women >

You could be right. In my experience, once you go over 65 year old women- they can’t stand Harry and Meghan >

Let's hope this will be the big final payday they want, and we'll stop hearing about this on a monthly basis.  Probably not, but a guy can dream. >

Almost single handedly because of Piers Morgan! Lol >

The only good thing Piers Morgan could do is... >

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 85%. (I'm a bot)


Prince Harry's autobiography is the fastest-selling non-fiction book ever, recording figures of 400,000 copies so far across hardback, ebook and audio formats on its first day of publication.
Sarah Nakana, 46, was first to the till to buy her copy at just gone midnight, describing Prince Harry's decision to write the book and tell his story as "Incredibly courageous and brave".
"Alex Call, 35, the owner of Bert's Books, said:"(How To Kill Your Family) was already in our window because it was our bestselling book of 2022.


Extended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: book^#1 first^#2 Harry^#3 Family^#4 copy^#5 >

Just think of the branding opportunities. Prince Harry key cap covers, they're for your Spare key. >

Prince Harry toilet paper, for when you can’t spare a square. >

Considering the constant barrage all over social media of marketing masquerading as drama I’m not surprised >

They spelt fiction wrong >

Ughh I want to say "who gives a rat's ass" but sadly it sounds like quite a few people do. >

“Famous and rich person gets even more famous and rich by talking about their life being famous and rich”
Honestly, I’m sure he has plenty of family drama but everyone does.  The only difference is that the people in the book have titles they were born with. >

I don't trust this Reddit post because another Reddit post told me nobody was there for the midnight release!