>

For a reptile, I'd say that's large.
They're great at hugs >

None of my ideas are original...  :( >

Your entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog >

:( >

Emotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else. >

Including the snake >

"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely >

i heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified.  Not cool TSA. >

I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
--Clean PG-13 quote lol >

Here's a link to the clip. >

It’s so poorly edited I love it >

passenger: tries to bring a snake
TSA: *stares motherfuckerly* >

I’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something… >

I mean even a blind squirrel...
gets it's nuts groped by the TSA >

You'd think the TSA would like holding nuts. >

Next they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh. >

You will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance >

Like… a lot. >

The emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these "service dogs" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. 
Again, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling "service animals" into restaurants and stores. >

Only dogs can be registered as "service" animals in the US.  So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet. >

Pretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses >

Great now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that "that girl" and the supportive horse I rode in on. >

Allen back at it >

Some people are assholes. >

"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!" >

I absolutely hate all of this "emotional support animal" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules >

unholy scarfs >

There should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.
Support dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. 
All pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES. >

There need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. 
There's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol. >


large reptiles should be out of the process

Well, a 4 foot snake is not really a "Large Ŕeptile", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat. >

For a reptile, I'd say that's large. >

I’m so sick of the fucking dogs and cats. Flying today is like you’re riding in an animal transport car. I hope people keep bringing crazy animals as emotional support pets to show how fucking stupid the entire premise is. >

As weird as it may sound I wanted to throw in my son has 3 ball pythons...didn't intend on having 3 but that's another story.  They absolutely are his emotional support animals.  If he's stressed or overwhelmed he'll get one out.  Imagine part of it is them squeezing right to hold on to him letting him feel safe.   He's also had one since he was 6 and is in his teens now. >

I'm sure the snake is much better behaved than any children on that flight. >

And most adults. >

Why is “emotional support” in quotes? If people can pull that bs to get a dog into places they shouldn’t be then snakes absolutely deserve the same treatment >

Except snakes and dogs are very different for many reasons. I can think of at least 2 things that's different about them there's probably more >

Oh me too, but only things that make snakes better, if anything. Snakes are hypoallergenic, snakes are quiet, snakes rarely if ever bite people, snakes dont leave hair everywhere and if they shed they do it in one big piece. >

Ngl dude has good naming sense >

Okay, now I've heard everything. >

THERE WAS LITERALLY A MOVIE ABOUT IT AND EVERYTHING. >

"This? This is my Emotional Support duffel bag of bullion" >

Someone call Samuel L Jackson. >

They're great at hugs >

None of my ideas are original...  :( >

Your entire existence is but a copy, a clone. The Library of Babel contains every joke you will ever thing of, every good idea you have is already discribed in perfect detail. The very words I speak with and the thoughts you have of this random redditor who is suddenly bringing up the Library of Babel for no reason have already been said and thought of, including this monolog >

:( >

Emotional support for the carrier. Anxiety inducing for everyone else. >

Including the snake >

"You get anxiety. You get anxiety. Everyone gets anxiety!". It's only a three hour trip with everyone anxious and nowhere to go. Lovely >

i heard there were some muthafkn snakes on a mothafkn plane and SLJ was not notified.  Not cool TSA. >

I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
--Clean PG-13 quote lol >

Here's a link to the clip. >

It’s so poorly edited I love it >

passenger: tries to bring a snake
TSA: *stares motherfuckerly* >

I’m mostly surprised by the fact the TSA found something… >

I mean even a blind squirrel...
gets it's nuts groped by the TSA >

You'd think the TSA would like holding nuts. >

Next they'll be saying I can't take my emotional support Antarctic blue whale on the plane. Sheesh. >

You will need to upgrade your hand luggage allowance >

Like… a lot. >

The emotional support animal situation annoys me, as my mother is blind and has a trained guide dog. I get that there are people who have conditions that necessitate these, and am all for that. However, I feel like a large portion of even the dogs are just pets that people want to be able to bring out in public. My mom has encountered multiple instances of dogs coming up and interacting with her dog, which is something service dogs are trained not to do. They're trained to be totally neutral to public environments so they can focus on their task. In one instance, one of these "service dogs" actually tried to attack my mom's dog, which is horrible to think about in so many ways. 
Again, I'm all for people having these dogs that have severe anxiety disorders, PTSD, etc, but I feel like there needs to be some sort of way to differentiate a registered service animal from a pet. Business owners are only allowed to ask a few questions about the animal in question, to protect the privacy of the service animal's owner, and could potentially face legal recourse if they ask the wrong questions or deny someone that actual does have a service animal. It's really sad to see that my blind mother is self-conscious to go out in public with her expertly-trained guide dog because she doesn't want to be associated with people who bring their barking, sniffing, growling "service animals" into restaurants and stores. >

Only dogs can be registered as "service" animals in the US.  So yea this girl was just trying to smuggle her pet. >

Pretty sure it's certain breeds of dogs and miniature horses >

Great now I have to get a mini cowboy hat to match my miniature horse 🐴 just to be that "that girl" and the supportive horse I rode in on. >

Allen back at it >

Some people are assholes. >

"I want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane!!" >

I absolutely hate all of this "emotional support animal" stuff. Yes I get they can actually help you but people who have them need to quit thinking they have a legitimate service animal that can go everywhere. The two are completely different and I hate it that I can't even enforce it because it'll make my organization look bad for enforcing reasonable rules >

There should be a big sign which says “We only recognize certified support dogs.
Support dogs fill specific medical roles. Your hedgehog is not a support animal, neither is this snake. If you try to pass of a bird as a support animal, I’m gonna release it into the wild. 
All pets help with anxiety, but that doesn’t mean your pet is special. The special pets are the ones that FILL SPECIFIC MEDICAL ROLES. >

unholy scarfs >

There need's to be a line on these people taking advantage of new things. As a society we are being more compassionate, so we have new norms. Small mammals are one thing, large reptiles should be out of the process. 
There's a guy in Florida w/a croc that swims w/kids. One day, the croc won't be friendly and everyone will act shocked. There has to be a time we can call them out, I pick this stuff, lol. >


large reptiles should be out of the process

Well, a 4 foot snake is not really a "Large Ŕeptile", it should be 5 kg at most. That's less than the weight of a poodle, and about the same weight as an average adult cat.