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Its part of the Jack Smith Special Counsel investigation, which had a few prongs - fake electors and J6 funding ("possible money laundering and the support of rioters’ hotel stays and bus trips to Washington ahead of January 6") and stolen classified material.
He might want to use a better quality hair dye one that doesn’t run under the slightest sweat. >

Shellac >

Squid ink >

Ugh, he is so gross. In many, many ways. But like, the black goo that drips from his head when he sweats makes me want to puke. >

Little known fact, that black goo is actually his soul evacuating his body to return to the underworld. >

He has been setting up his ultimate defense of not be fit to stand trial for some time. Expect some extremely funny and wacky comments as this just gives him more exposure to sweat his brains out of his head. >

Wait, is this a new federal investigation? This was the same thing Bannon was convicted of, before he got a blanket pardon. Exciting!