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  Calm down you lot. He wasn't assassinated. He committed suicide after the death of his friend who also criticised Putin. 
  It's clear that you shouldn't criticise Putin or you will very quickly become depressed enough to suicide. The statistics are alarmingly clear.
context: He was a member of the Russia’s ruling party and had a huge business in Russia. This together already means he was highly corrupt.
  For years he profited working with the regime and never was against it. But, apparently, war is bad for business, so he posted a single story in a messenger and then promptly apologised for it saying someone else used his account. Also, luxury hotel abroad when most Russian people can’t even leave the country.
  Take it as you like. >
  
  I'd like it medium rare >
  
  Wikipedia has a big list of a lot of deaths that are totally unconnected and completely accidental >
  
  And that page is only the 2022 list. >
  
  D.C. one is kinda strange cause cops have found "no leads" seems like their syndicate is deeper than we thought >
  
  Or they have gotten quite good at covering their tracks.  They are apparently very good at pushing people off of hotel balconies >
  
  If you're Russian and thinking about criticizing Putin, then Rule no. 1 is to make sure to always get the ground floor hotel room. >
  
  The fucked up part is what's stopping him from killing a non Russian for criticizing him? He's probably done it already. If he can have people assassinated in the u.s without a trace, then borders and nationality don't matter anymore. I could get suicided tomorrow for calling him a tiny dick piss baby, and who would even know? >
  
  Look up Dan Rapoport. It's already happened. >
  
  I wonder how many others are out there. >
  
  “Alexei Idamkin, Russia’s consul general in Calcutta, told the Tass news agency that there was no foul play in the lawmaker’s death.”
  Totes sounds legit. >
  
  He didn’t say it, he declared it! >
  
  The steaks in this issue are high. Imagine going against Putin. >
  
  Disagree and you'll get the chop >
  
  Neither side where mincing their words. >
  
  It's a shame though, he was a cut above the rest. >
  
  It wasn't the fall that killed him, but the impact on the marbling. >
  
  In Russia, the ground is meat magnet >
  
  Meat magnate meets meat magnet. >
  
  Sausage dude dies in sussage accident >
  
  Meatmaker meets maker >
  
  "Such a nasty accident".
  "We don't call them accidents we call them incidents."
  "Why?"
  "Because accident implies there's no one to blame". >
  
  It's for the greater good. >
  
  The greater good, yarp >
  
  …Narp? >
  
  Good. Meet us at the castle. >
  
  Hag >
  
  I beg your pardon? >
  
  Mafia state. 
  What a fucking garbage heap of cheap goons playing pretend government. Russia is a country without anyone at the wheel. >
  
  I swear you're right about it. It feels so weird when your whole government is a bunch of gangsters masquerading as legitimate heads of state. And people RESPECT them for it. Like I don't even know if it's called Stockholm syndrome or what. >
  
  The book "Red Notice" by Bill Browder is an enlightening look into how the mafia state came to be and functions semi-within the laws of Russia. >
  
  When my mum visited Russia she said people were INCREDULOUS the president had a salary.  They literally couldn't comprehend the presidents wallet and the government's bank balance being different things.