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  They'll give it to someone special?
context: This is just a cover story. Once they get the rights they will sell NFTs. >
  
  Wait, I just bought an NFT of the 554.37Hz tone at 1:24.07 in the song, did I get scammed?? >
  
  It's impossible to get scammed with an NFT dude, they're uniquely identifiable! >
  
  Exactly ! They’re in the blockchain forever. Blockchain will really be how everyone works in the future, you just don’t see it yet. Need a haircut ? Blockchain. Want to cook some chicken ? Blockchain. Write a book ? Blockchain. Read a book ? Blockchain. Read, write. Scam a few thousand elders into giving away their retirement money because their grandchildren read something on twitter and said it’s a good investment ? Believe it or not, blockchain.
  The world will be the best place in the world because of blockchain. >
  
  I had stage IV cancer but after 15 minutes of blockchain therapy I'm now in remission! Is there anything it can't do? >
  
  That’s mint ! >
  
  I used to eat Altoids, but now? Blockchain... >
  
  I only consume the finest NFTide pods. >
  
  I’d rather they give it to someone special >
  
  But what if “the very next day they gave it away” ? >
  
  I heard them say, "this year to save me from tears"