comment: >
  
  Great read. That reporter is hilarious.
context: “I’m happily fighting hard for our GREAT USA!”
  Translation: "I'm desperately trying to stay out of prison." >
  
  Are we sure the "Great Usa" isn't some intergalactic overlord from Scientology or something? It's Donald Trump we're talking about here; I just want to prepare us ahead of time for whatever plot twist he has in store with this statement. >
  
  He’s fighting for the Great Gazoo >
  
  If that means the Great Gazoo is sitting on his shoulder and calling him "Dumb Dumb," then I'm fine with it. >
  
  gold:
  Seemingly replying to Trump’s claim she was “dumb as a rock”, the writer tweeted two pictures of Trump at the White House in August 2017, during a solar eclipse.
  Trump was not wearing shades. In both pictures, he stared straight at the sun. >
  
  But that makes him a gigachad! /s