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  It's because that Emperor penguin has no clothes on in the goddamn antarctic.  No one has the balls to tell him.
context: That article sucked. Just repeating the same thing in different ways over and over. >
  
  Just repeats the same thing over and over. What a sucky article. >
  
  That article really sucks, it literally just repeated the same thing over and over >
  
  Not a very good article tbh. It just keeps saying the same thing repeatedly to make it look like there's more content than there actually is. >
  
  But in actuality, there isn’t enough content to write about, so the same thing is repeated in a vaguely different way. The effect this causes is that it seems like there’s more content then there is. >
  
  article use many words when few words do trick. >
  
  Man, humans are awful >
  
  Someone isn’t thinking of the record quarterly profits >
  
  The penguins are dying
  That's bad! 
  But Awful stocks are through the roof 
  That's good! >
  
  And it comes with a free frogurt! >
  
  What if I don't like frogurt? Can I get a cream filled doughnut instead? I liked doughnuts! >
  
  The frogurt contains potassium benzoate >
  
  I hope I die long before they do. What a depressing place this world will be in 200 years time. >
  
  Same. I’m so glad I don’t have kids and have to worry about them in this future. >
  
  Shocked its only two thirds