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  Don't know how an ugly mushroomfuck like trump thinks he can judge anyone else's looks.
context: “I’m happily fighting hard for our GREAT USA!”
  Translation: "I'm desperately trying to stay out of prison." >
  
  Are we sure the "Great Usa" isn't some intergalactic overlord from Scientology or something? It's Donald Trump we're talking about here; I just want to prepare us ahead of time for whatever plot twist he has in store with this statement. >
  
  He’s fighting for the Great Gazoo >
  
  If that means the Great Gazoo is sitting on his shoulder and calling him "Dumb Dumb," then I'm fine with it. >
  
  gold:
  Seemingly replying to Trump’s claim she was “dumb as a rock”, the writer tweeted two pictures of Trump at the White House in August 2017, during a solar eclipse.
  Trump was not wearing shades. In both pictures, he stared straight at the sun. >
  
  But that makes him a gigachad! /s >
  
  Great read. That reporter is hilarious. >
  
  The grift rolls on. The MAGA 2024 sequel will hopefully bomb at the ballot box. >
  
  I’m gay and I think she’s beautiful. She reminds me of a young Marie Colvin. >
  
  I'm sure it's all true, but this is not the damning part. The damning part is that this information is being made public. Why would they do this? That's the part that should have Trump concerned. >
  
  
  Why would they do this? That's the part that should have Trump concerned.
  
  Or it could be true believers who have realized that Trump is phoning it in (literally) and his "campaign" is just a grift for more money and an attempt to shield him from prosecution. >
  
  That's what I've been saying since day one. He's starting a campaign (especially this early) for two reasons...
  
  Money. His legal bills are expensive. With a campaign, his loyal followers can throw money at him.
  Maintain political clout. Even if he fails in the primary, he'd have loyal backing of his diehard MAGA base. He could use it as leverage for more money or protection down the line. He'll make a deal to bow out gracefully and endorse the nominee if the GOP pays his legal bills and/or a wink/nod agreement to end the prosecution.
  
  Trump's strategy though falls apart however if most of his MAGA base bails on their own and backs DeSantis, for example. The loyalty of that base is going to be tested over the next 18 months. Yeah he has some true diehards. But how many?