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  Pretty sure at this point not enough people care. It is very depressing.
context: That article sucked. Just repeating the same thing in different ways over and over. >
  
  Just repeats the same thing over and over. What a sucky article. >
  
  That article really sucks, it literally just repeated the same thing over and over >
  
  Not a very good article tbh. It just keeps saying the same thing repeatedly to make it look like there's more content than there actually is. >
  
  But in actuality, there isn’t enough content to write about, so the same thing is repeated in a vaguely different way. The effect this causes is that it seems like there’s more content then there is. >
  
  article use many words when few words do trick. >
  
  Man, humans are awful >
  
  Someone isn’t thinking of the record quarterly profits >
  
  The penguins are dying
  That's bad! 
  But Awful stocks are through the roof 
  That's good! >
  
  And it comes with a free frogurt! >
  
  What if I don't like frogurt? Can I get a cream filled doughnut instead? I liked doughnuts! >
  
  The frogurt contains potassium benzoate >
  
  I hope I die long before they do. What a depressing place this world will be in 200 years time. >
  
  Same. I’m so glad I don’t have kids and have to worry about them in this future. >
  
  Shocked its only two thirds >
  
  It's because that Emperor penguin has no clothes on in the goddamn antarctic.  No one has the balls to tell him. >
  
  See, myself...  I was thinking it was a lack of sun lamps.
  Yes, I know his was a play on the Emperor wears no clothes. But I like the mental image of penguins trying to operate sun lamps a United Nations airlift starts dropping across Antarctica. And where do they plug them in, and all the big coal burning power plants we would need to build so they could use the sun lamps.  Or maybe we  give them nuclear technology and they use nuclear plants instead. But then the penguins acquire The Bomb and they find out about man-made global warming. And they decide to fight back, so the penguin invasions happen and everything ends with Mariah Carey going nuts and singing that damn Christmas song again, followed by mass suicides on both the human side and penguin sides in the great penguin wars. >
  
  I’m not sure what you’re smoking, but you might wanna ease up. And share it with the rest of us. >
  
  I'm not smoking anything. My brain chemicals are just naturally this way. It makes for interesting times. >
  
  Who gives a shit about stupid penguins, I want to ride my SUV to the store around the corner!
  /s >
  
  Wait, you guys have stores around the corner? >
  
  No one will read this. People will pretend to not know that we are killing all life on earth and that nothing could be done to stop it.
  Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >
  
  People will read it, maybe some will post a tweet, but almost everyone will refuse to put any amount of effort to help prevent it. >
  
  The majority of the effort must come from companies. They are a far bigger pollutant than regular citizens. The companies will never willingly pick earth over money. >
  
  The campaign to push "individual responsibility" is just the large corporations being determined to put the blame onto everyone else while they continuing profit making and polluting as ever. >
  
  If no one bought dumb, plastic and epoxy based christmas, birthday, any holiday celebration, it would cause a more than insignificant impact >
  
  Yes but mass coordination of consumer habits is for all practical purposes impossible, especially at the level required to make a significant difference