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  Lavrov is delusional
context: ...invading a country and trying to destroy their government and infrastructure through mass murder and displacement of civilians IS trying to forcibly demilitarize them.
  You're telling them to surrender, or else you'll invade... in the middle of a failing invasion. >
  
  Yeah, this has a slightly lame tone.  Stop resisting or I'll have to, uh, keep attacking you. >
  
  Lavrov coming hot with the "Black Knight from Holy Grail" vibes >
  
  It's just a scratch! >
  
  A mere flesh wound. >
  
  He will call it a draw soon. >
  
  Just remember, you walked away, I didn’t. >
  
  
  “Ukraine will demilitarize the RF (Russian Federation) to the end, oust the invaders from all occupied territories. Wait for the finale silently…” >
  
  …this could be I hope the end of Putin’s Russia. >
  
  The Ukrainian offensive was and is the beginning of the end of Putin's Russia. >
  
  Russia must fuck off or fuck off >
  
  Russian ship fucked itself >
  
  Russia never shuts up, does it? >
  
  They are kids >
  
  Even kids learn to shut up after getting slapped around enough. >
  
  Dude looks like a sagging testicle. >
  
  I like to say he has a face like a slapped ballsack. >
  
  The world needs to deLavrov >
  
  I agree, ruzzia should demilitarize >
  
  Russia is doing a pretty good job of demilitarizing themselves with all of the tanks, artillery, and infantry that they’re losing. They’re so close to being out of ammunition that they’re buying some from N Korea. The Ukrainians military has estimated that the Russians are down to one final wave of massed rockets to fire at civilian targets and they can’t replace them because the sanctions have stopped any technology from being imported by Russia. >
  
  They're down to two or three waves according to Ukrainian intelligence. The latest raid on Engels might've also put another nail in Russia's bombing campaign if the rumors of several bombers being seriously damaged are true. Supposedly they were planning a raid on Christmas, but were instead forced to evacuate their planes to Siberia. If the terror bombing fails then Russia is pretty much out of options. >
  
  If true, that's somewhat of a relief. >
  
  Oh yeah you and what army? >
  
  The Belorussian army, that’s what! >
  
  If you think the separatist soldiers are pathetic, wait till you see the Belarusian ones haha >
  
  How can Ukraine demilitarize when Russia keeps giving them more tanks and artillery? >
  
  Asking the real question. >
  
  Ooof the stupid spewed from this guy.  
  Ps he has one of the most punchable faces... >
  
  Yeah, he's (nearly) in the same league as McConnell in that regard... >
  
  I wanna stop that turtle's shell >
  
  Perchance. >
  
  It's turtles all the way down, dream or no... >
  
  Fuck you Lavrov. That's pretty ballsy coming from a representative of a country that guaranteed Ukraine's security in return for them giving up their nukes. Additionally, Russian war crimes have been broadcast on the internet for a year now. >
  
  He's just doing what he's told so he doesn't "accidentally fall out of a window". >
  
  Would be very funny if he actually really did fall out of a window after saying all this BS. >
  
  Lmao imagine if Ukraine started imitating the FSB's modus operandi while Russia impotently tried to convince everyone that "No, it's really them doing it this time! I swear!" >
  
  Looks like Russia is bound and determined to see the break up of the Russian Federation and a demilitarization more so than a demilitarization of Ukraine. >
  
  You heard him, Russia is going to demilitarize.  No back-sises. >
  
  After all this, it'll be a century before Ukraine thinks about demilitarizing. >
  
  The more this nazi fucker spews out his poison, the less chances of ending this war alive he has. >
  
  I think it would be awesome for Russia to Demilitarize.  Great idea, Lavrov.  Think of all the money that will save in their budgets. >
  
  you better stop fighting our invasion or we'll, or we'll, we'll invade harder! and then you'll see!!!!! >
  
  They may even start committing war crimes or something... >
  
  Russia will demilitarize? >
  
  They ARE demilitarising. Quite fast too >
  
  Russia is demilitarizing itself by losing equipment, ammunition, and personnel it can’t easily replace. >
  
  Russia will do it... With their mercenaries they can't even keep properly equipped. Lmao >
  
  He is mostly right. If Ukraine isnt demilitarized, russia will be >
  
  When Putin plays poker, he bluffs every single hand. >
  
  He literally even says "I'm not bluffing!" >
  
  What a great idea. Russia should demilitarize. >
  
  Yes, to demiliratize is the solution. To create a demilitatized zone along the border between Ukraine and Russia, in Russia, with the 1991 borders. The width of ut can be discussed. Something like a minimum of the range of the longest range of any missiles in Russias arsenal. So Russia has ICBMs? Demilitarize the whole country then. Or scrap the long range stuff and keep a defense. Realistic? Maybe not. But one can dream... >
  
  Lavrov is the Baghdad Bob of this decade, except he's not as entertaining. >
  
  Lavatory: Gurrrgle sploosh >
  
  I believe in Ukraine and its people. 
  They will prevail and Russia will crumble into dust. >
  
  LOL remember when we all thought Russia was a superpower? >
  
  I think that should be a demand of Zelensky’s - Russia must demilitarize or Ukraine will do it. 🫡 >
  
  Lavrov, do your spit or swallow Putin's juices? >
  
  Probably gargles. >
  
  With what army, Pooty Toots? >
  
  He just wants the Ukranians to put down their weapons and to line up quietly so they can be shot. The Ukranians should not be upset with Russia's peaceful attempt to civilise them. >
  
  You and what army? >
  
  The crusty old baseball glove is talking again >
  
  I'm not demilitarizing, you're demilitarizing >
  
  On Day 300 of the 3-day war. Any who. >
  
  Russia was so used to being a bully and larping as a military superpower, that they don’t realize nobody’s listening to their BS anymore lol >
  
  I mean they can’t be this self unaware and deaf toned.  This is a textbook definition of thick skulled. >
  
  It is a textbook definition of internal messaging. >
  
  Mr. Lavrov push yourself out a 10 story window >
  
  Oh yeah? You and what army? >
  
  Shut the fuck up Lavrov. >
  
  Who was that crazy ass fucker from Iraq, Lavrov is starting to sound like him. >
  
  Soooooooooo Lavrov threatens to do the very thing that Russia has spent several months embarrassingly demonstrating their inability to do.
  Yea, that's a guy you just have to take seriously. >
  
  FUCK that TURD Lavrov…. shortly he won’t exist >
  
  Wow, it's like everything Russia says is lies and propaganda. >
  
  Rest of World: Ruzzia must demilitarise or Ukraine will do it...👍 >
  
  I feel this is like the scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the Black Knight, armless and legless, is screaming about all the terrible things he's going to do to King Arthur. >
  
  All they're trying to do is keep up the Domestic Narrative in the face of the international Community. They don't care if it looks bad to us, just as long as these statements play for their home team. It's a sad state of deteriorating affairs. >
  
  Ok. So Russia demilitarize it is. >
  
  Man, bleeding and half conscious in the gutter, tells assailants they better knock it off or they’ll be super sorry, as they continue to kick him. >
  
  They are trying and failing miserably to demilitarize. In what world do you think Ukraine would give up the only thing preventing them from destruction? Not only did they give up nukes only to be invaded. But now you expect them to give up their military. What? We’ve heard some laughable statements but this takes the cake. >
  
  Ok. Then Russia has to demilitarize. >
  
  I am sure everybody would be happier if Russia would demilitarise, so yes please. >
  
  He looks like a dumb version of Lurch from Addams family. >
  
  Sergei,
  If you want them to demilitarize,  stop giving them all that military equipment! >
  
  Russia needs to lose this war completely before peace talks make sense. >
  
  How about Russia demilitarizes themselves first? Let them show us how its done. >
  
  Note to Lavarov: Russia must demilitarize or Ukraine will do it for them. 
  Fixed it. >
  
  I know I shouldn't wish ill on people, but if Lavrov fell out of a window I wouldn't cry over it. >
  
  Russia literally already guaranteed Ukraine protection in the 90s >
  
  “Or Russia will do it”… demilitarize itself? >
  
  Lavrov, your military is being demilitarized though, so how can your army demilitarize Ukraine? How laughable!!! >
  
  So are they saying that if Ukraine does not demilitarize Russia will demilitarize? >
  
  russia's already made it clear is that the only way they are leaving ukraine is if they are thrown out >
  
  First you should stop handing them free tanks and shit. >
  
  I believe Ukraine is doing a great job demilitarizing >
  
  First it was, "give us your nukes and we'll leave you alone." 
  Now this, do even Russians fall for this stupid shit anymore? >
  
  With what army? >
  
  And what is Russia going to do about it? >
  
  Then Russia will demilitarize.   (perhaps not how he meant it, but so what). >
  
  Trying to look tough til the last.... >
  
  Lol no they won't. Russia couldn't demilitarize a nerf gun. >
  
  How's that going? >
  
  Ah, "negotiation" got it. >
  
  Ya I agree, Russia needs to demilitarize first😁😁😁 >
  
  I hope all countries that share a border with russia will now see a necessity to be always prepared to possible invasion from these fascists. >
  
  Oh really, starting now? >
  
  Russia is going to demilitarize themselves trying to do so. >
  
  No.  Ukrainian forces are doing it for Russia. >
  
  This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 87%. (I'm a bot)
  
  
  KYIV, Ukraine - Russia's foreign minister on Tuesday warned anew Ukraine that it must demilitarize, threatening further military action and falsely accusing Kyiv and the West of fueling the war that started with Moscow's invasion.
  Sergey Lavrov said Ukraine must remove any military threat to Russia - otherwise "The Russian army solve the issue." His comments also reflected persistent unfounded claims by the Kremlin that Ukraine and its Western allies were responsible for the 10-month war, which has killed tens of thousands of people and displaced millions.
  Lavrov reiterated on Tuesday that the West was feeding the war in Ukraine to weaken Russia, and said that it depends on Kyiv and Washington how long the conflict will last.
  
  
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  And Ukrainian Air Force is dealing with the Russians Army trying to enforce this wish. >
  
  Technically they are demilitarizing... Russia.