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  Nigerian senator Shehu Sani said: “This may be a urinary sickness or an extreme act of patriotism; refusal to excuse himself while the national anthem was being played.”
  
  Yo are conservative nationalists just the worst everywhere? This is one of those moments where satire wraps back into reality again.
context: This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 84%. (I'm a bot)
  
  
  Footage of the South Sudanese president Salva Kiir apparently urinating on himself at an official event has sparked an online debate across Africa about his ability to lead the country, and the ethics of sharing the incident on social media.
  There have been concerns over Kiir's long rule: he has been in power since independence in 2011, and South Sudan has not held an election since.
  "Some of us have being so concerned about the health of Pres Kiir, instead some people called us enemies of peace & state," tweeted Wani Michael, a South Sudanese civil society activist, who accused Kiir's loyalists of letting him down by not encouraging him to leave office.
  
  
  Extended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Kiir^#1 being^#2 South^#3 Sudan^#4 People^#5 >
  
  Putin shits himself falling from the stairs, Kiir pisses himself during conference... >
  
  "Strong men" >
  
  Pretty sure pissing live on TV is as alpha as you can get. >
  
  Only if it's into a subs mouth. In your own pants is less impressive. >
  
  That's what happens to political leaders that surround themselves with sycophants. There's noone around to take the piss out of you when you need it. >
  
  To be fair, he needed someone to help keep the piss in this time. >
  
  Yeah it just kind of did it of it's own volition, no help needed.
  "Ight, Imma head out." >
  
  I think it’s probably possible to be incontinent while also being mentally sound. >
  
  A hernia can cause incontinence >
  
  Also ketamine! >
  
  Alcohol too. >
  
  Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest! >
  
  If peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis. >
  
  Who would eat 30 bag lunches? >
  
  
  Footage of the South Sudanese president Salva Kiir apparently urinating on himself at an official event has sparked an online debate across Africa about his ability to lead the country...
  
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  ...he has been in power since independence in 2011, and South Sudan has not held an election since.
  
  Those online debates sound about as useful as pissing in the wind. >
  
  I can’t believe that there are places that simply don’t have elections for over a (or multiple) decades without a massive uprising. Especially if the country is in a state like that… >
  
  It's specifically because the country is in a state like that that there haven't been elections... >
  
  But what about the uprisings? >
  
  The country has been in civil war since it's creation, my friend. Uprisings are kinda perpetual there. >
  
  Anyone got a link to vid ? >
  
  
  Dear CTV,
  Out of respect for our President Kiir, I kindly request that you spare the Office of the Presidency, and him as an elder in society, the stigma that comes from circulating and publishing this clip. 
  Our beloved President requires understanding, sympathy and mercy as he deals with his underlying medical conditions.
  Please do consider pulling down and deleting this posting out of respect and compassion.
  
  Oh my they're desperate. >
  
  yea I was gonna say I'm pretty sure the guy who recorded this was murdered because of it >
  
  That's a power move. Only the Gigast of Chads would wear that outfit and them piss themselves on live TV.
  Honestly I'm jealous. 
  We need leaders like that in the West. Just not afraid to go there and show the people what really matters. The freedom to piss yourself. >
  
  Or maybe we could elect leaders that don't need diapers because they're so fucking old. >
  
  The problem clearly isn't age or the piss -- it's the use of diapers.
  Only cowards use diapers. Real Men^(TM) just piss themselves and own it, like this clearly most Manliest of Men.
  Real Men piss themselves with confidence, knowing they have complete mastery over their piss, and don't need to hide it in a diaper or refuse to piss like weak girly men that have bought into the MSM lies that everyone needs to use a toilet. >
  
  I don't know man, most eighty year olds I know can't remember the names of their grand kids and tell me the same stories repeatedly. Not the kind of people I want making decisions about war and shit. >
  
  I mean that's as good an option as any other really. We shouldn't have one 'leader' or even a small number of leaders to be honest, but we're not there yet as a species so while we're still too dumb collectively to rule ourselves and need a leader, why not have an 80 year old pisschad? >
  
  If ever there was an argument for retirement. >
  
  Urine trouble, sir. >
  
  Urinal my thoughts and prayers. >
  
  This is the perfect symbol for what awaits all the dictators that cling on to power: pissing yourself standing under the flag while the national anthem is playing with all the dignity of a parade horse. >
  
  Pretty bad and I suspect this guy is losing it but who knows, he's old and peeing your pants against your will isn't necessarily a mental thing. 
  Needs some depends. And probably to step down anyways. >
  
  Peeing ya pants is the COOOOOLEST. Ya ain’t cool unless ya pee ya pants! >
  
  GOO!! >
  
  There but for the grace of a Depends goes Trump. >
  
  He's just colorblind, he thought he was in his yellow pants >
  
  Should they impeach? It Depends. >
  
  
  Nigerian senator Shehu Sani said: “This may be a urinary sickness or an extreme act of patriotism; refusal to excuse himself while the national anthem was being played.”
  
  Yo are conservative nationalists just the worst everywhere? This is one of those moments where satire wraps back into reality again. >
  
  🍿🍿🍿🍿 >
  
  Calico cut pants. So cool even rappers and the leader of South Sudan wear them! >
  
  We do not want this SICKNESS. >
  
  I misread ethics as ethnic and was trying to figure out how someone pissing themselves led to a race war >
  
  yeah that was p embarassing, not sure why he thought that was acceptable >
  
  This isn’t a pissing contest >
  
  Is there a video of this?! >
  
  He did what? >
  
  A Star is Born >
  
  Peter: You know what? I don't want him to feel self-conscious. Everybody pee.
  Lois: Peter, we...
  Peter: Everybody pee... Now!
  Stewie: We are an unusual family. >
  
  The last time I piss myself on TV I was doing PCP >
  
  What? I must repeat. What? >
  
  Even if this never happened, the people he jailed and tortured didn’t get empathy. >
  
  This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 84%. (I'm a bot)
  
  
  Footage of the South Sudanese president Salva Kiir apparently urinating on himself at an official event has sparked an online debate across Africa about his ability to lead the country, and the ethics of sharing the incident on social media.
  There have been concerns over Kiir's long rule: he has been in power since independence in 2011, and South Sudan has not held an election since.
  "Some of us have being so concerned about the health of Pres Kiir, instead some people called us enemies of peace & state," tweeted Wani Michael, a South Sudanese civil society activist, who accused Kiir's loyalists of letting him down by not encouraging him to leave office.
  
  
  Extended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Kiir^#1 being^#2 South^#3 Sudan^#4 People^#5 >
  
  Putin shits himself falling from the stairs, Kiir pisses himself during conference... >
  
  "Strong men" >
  
  Pretty sure pissing live on TV is as alpha as you can get. >
  
  Only if it's into a subs mouth. In your own pants is less impressive. >
  
  That's what happens to political leaders that surround themselves with sycophants. There's noone around to take the piss out of you when you need it. >
  
  To be fair, he needed someone to help keep the piss in this time. >
  
  Yeah it just kind of did it of it's own volition, no help needed.
  "Ight, Imma head out." >
  
  I think it’s probably possible to be incontinent while also being mentally sound. >
  
  A hernia can cause incontinence >
  
  Also ketamine! >
  
  Alcohol too. >
  
  Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest! >
  
  If peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis. >
  
  Who would eat 30 bag lunches? >
  
  
  Footage of the South Sudanese president Salva Kiir apparently urinating on himself at an official event has sparked an online debate across Africa about his ability to lead the country...
  
  ​
  
  ...he has been in power since independence in 2011, and South Sudan has not held an election since.
  
  Those online debates sound about as useful as pissing in the wind. >
  
  I can’t believe that there are places that simply don’t have elections for over a (or multiple) decades without a massive uprising. Especially if the country is in a state like that… >
  
  It's specifically because the country is in a state like that that there haven't been elections... >
  
  But what about the uprisings? >
  
  The country has been in civil war since it's creation, my friend. Uprisings are kinda perpetual there. >
  
  Anyone got a link to vid ? >
  
  
  Dear CTV,
  Out of respect for our President Kiir, I kindly request that you spare the Office of the Presidency, and him as an elder in society, the stigma that comes from circulating and publishing this clip. 
  Our beloved President requires understanding, sympathy and mercy as he deals with his underlying medical conditions.
  Please do consider pulling down and deleting this posting out of respect and compassion.
  
  Oh my they're desperate. >
  
  yea I was gonna say I'm pretty sure the guy who recorded this was murdered because of it >
  
  That's a power move. Only the Gigast of Chads would wear that outfit and them piss themselves on live TV.
  Honestly I'm jealous. 
  We need leaders like that in the West. Just not afraid to go there and show the people what really matters. The freedom to piss yourself. >
  
  Or maybe we could elect leaders that don't need diapers because they're so fucking old. >
  
  The problem clearly isn't age or the piss -- it's the use of diapers.
  Only cowards use diapers. Real Men^(TM) just piss themselves and own it, like this clearly most Manliest of Men.
  Real Men piss themselves with confidence, knowing they have complete mastery over their piss, and don't need to hide it in a diaper or refuse to piss like weak girly men that have bought into the MSM lies that everyone needs to use a toilet. >
  
  I don't know man, most eighty year olds I know can't remember the names of their grand kids and tell me the same stories repeatedly. Not the kind of people I want making decisions about war and shit. >
  
  I mean that's as good an option as any other really. We shouldn't have one 'leader' or even a small number of leaders to be honest, but we're not there yet as a species so while we're still too dumb collectively to rule ourselves and need a leader, why not have an 80 year old pisschad? >
  
  If ever there was an argument for retirement. >
  
  Urine trouble, sir. >
  
  Urinal my thoughts and prayers. >
  
  This is the perfect symbol for what awaits all the dictators that cling on to power: pissing yourself standing under the flag while the national anthem is playing with all the dignity of a parade horse. >
  
  Pretty bad and I suspect this guy is losing it but who knows, he's old and peeing your pants against your will isn't necessarily a mental thing. 
  Needs some depends. And probably to step down anyways. >
  
  Peeing ya pants is the COOOOOLEST. Ya ain’t cool unless ya pee ya pants! >
  
  GOO!! >
  
  There but for the grace of a Depends goes Trump. >
  
  He's just colorblind, he thought he was in his yellow pants >
  
  Should they impeach? It Depends.