comment: >
  
  As soon as he retrieves them from his diaper that they fell into
context: I have to imagine that he thinks it means something else. Declaring magical powers is a step too far, even for this twat >
  
  Has anyone even seen Claire lately? >
  
  Claire Voyant? She hasn't made a movie is years. >
  
  When you're the mistress of a wealthy man like David Dennison you don't have to work. >
  
  then why did she become a trumpostor and pretend to be even richer while becoming even poorer because you thought you could stitch together a golden parachute from even illegal lines of credit? >
  
  He’s going to move from selling NFT’s to selling healing crystals >
  
  Trump announces a brand to compete directly with GOOP in the pseudo-healing space: GUMP
  sells grab-em-by-the-pussy-scented candles >
  
  The Trump anal egg will be big seller in Proud Boy circles. >
  
  As was this product. >
  
  All I can think is: why? >
  
  Gavin McInnes said it was to "own the libs". >
  
  One of the links leads to uncensored photos of him showing it up his ass. I did /not/ need to see that. >
  
  My apologies. 
  I selected that link in particular as it was one of the less prickly ones, should I say, but the article there is very clear that some of their links are nsfw.   
  /r/Eyebleach is there if you need it. >
  
  Trumpty Dumpty sees a future, not the future.
  Perhaps he is shoring-up his insanity defense. >
  
  More like everyone else is wrong/insane defense. >
  
  Trump having his own social media platform is like giving a chimp a fully loaded M-16. >
  
  I saw that movie. Worked out pretty well for the chimps. >
  
  The Chimps were smarter than Trump is. >
  
  *are >
  
  
  Critics wonder where he learned that word >
  
  I'm trying to figure out which word he was going for.  Charming maybe?  Competent? >
  
  Clever? >
  
  oh yeah good guess >
  
  This deranged buffoon was the POTUS. 
  Lest we forget. >
  
  No, he's still the POTUS. /s >
  
  Wouldn't he just be a POTUS then? Not 'THE' POTUS? >
  
  A clairvoyant probably would have seen the FBI raid coming. >
  
  part of the plan, trust the process, patriots in control, enjoy the show >
  
  /s? >
  
  the biggest most beautiful /s you've ever seen >
  
  I hate that I even had to ask 🤦‍♂️ >
  
  Tonyspamoni69 came up to you, big strong man TEARS IN HIS EYES. >
  
  He said “Sir. Sir.” With tears in his eyes, “Sir.” >
  
  What an idiot. >
  
  What a loser. >
  
  What a buffoon. >
  
  What a maroon. >
  
  What an ignoranimus. >
  
  What an imbecile. >
  
  What a twat. >
  
  Obviously, Trump heard a new word, learned to spell it, and was so excited that he wanted to use that new word in a sentence. 
  What next?
  Omniscient?
  Omnipotent?
  Impotent? >
  
  Someone needs to tell him that impotent means strong, smart, brave, wise and a winner and important means stupid, weak, idiotic and a loser. >
  
  He doesn't think he was wrong. He thinks it was "stolen"--remember? Or should I say his "clairvoyance" tells him it was stolen? >
  
  I've often associated Donald Trump with ESP.   
  He is an extra stupid person. >
  
  So clairvoyant he kept classified, ehem, stolen classified documents at his house that was about to get raided huh? >
  
  But he also declassified those documents with his mind powers. /S >
  
  He has no idea what that word means. Kinda big word for trump. >
  
  Or he half knows. He loves saying he’s so smart. Someone probably told him it’s a supernatural ability to know things and he thinks it’s like an IQ superpower and doesn’t realize it’s psychic knowledge. He learned a new word and immediately used it wrong. >
  
  To be fair, we've probably all done that at some point (though not in public and in writing!).
  Sometimes I think these kinds of things are done intentionally by his handlers to distract from the heinous shit he does.
  Misusing the word clairvoyant was one of the least bad things he's done even if we just restrict ourselves to his Christmas message.  The hate and the pettiness in there, along with all the crimes alluded to, are far worse.
  Yeah, the guy is as dim as the lights in Hugh Hefner's boudoir, but he's also a nutcase with blood on his hands who killed hundreds of thousands of Americans and tried to end democracy. >
  
  Wellll..... He did know he was going to lose in advance and started the stop the steal narrative before the election. >
  
  But he did the same thing in 2016. Thought he was going to lose, so he started claiming fraud before the election. >
  
  He's just so clairvoyant that he foresaw 2020's stolen election in 2016! >
  
  It's like a cult whose leader is infallible, therefore reality must be wrong. >
  
  My guess it's one of two things:
  
  Trump doesn't know what it means, but someone around him said it and he thought it sounded "smart."
  He's playing to the QAnon crowd, which is about the only group that will still vote for him. A lot of them believe he has a time machine (seriously) and "he is playing 5D chess because he travels to the future and sees how things are then," so if Trump calls himself clairvoyant they'll think he is speaking to them in code (aka, clairvoyant = "I have a time machine and Q is real"). The Qult always dissects Trump's every mis-spelled word and strange pronouncements as if they are keys to the universe, anyway. >
  
  The 2nd thing is fucking terrifying. >
  
  Seriously. (And those people vote, so we all better, too.) >
  
  He’s so out of touch with reality it’s just scary and the fact that he has so many followers is even scarier. >
  
  There's a link there somewhere. >
  
  If Trump is clairvoyant, then he didn’t need Biden’s laptop. >
  
  wouldnt need to take his work home as he said at one point after the "raid" in the tiered rollout of what was going on of blurting out, what was it, the declassified/generalized itemized list of seized items with the entire warrant? He really must've wanted the names involved on that stupid piece of paper to value their safety and stop either him or their investigations right there. >
  
  Trump can bend spoons with his mind. 
  Even Stormy said he was a spooner. >
  
  Oh hey, that’s what my Christmas dinner tastes like in reverse. Thanks! >
  
  Wow, that's on top of the ESP he used to declassify the Mar-a-Lago documents, telekinesis for diverting hurricanes, and countless more supernatural abilities. How could he have possibly lost the 2020 election?
  Dude is pure magic. >
  
  Promise you the thought process went like this:     
  Psychologist: You're psychotic      
  Trump: I always knew I was psychic, I'm a clairvoyant! >
  
  He meant that he’s a voyeur. He spied on teenage pageant competitors in their dressing rooms.
  But hey, at least he got the right French root word. >
  
  I used to use the Clairvoyant spell in Skyrim a lot. >
  
  Me too: "No direct path seen." 
  Almost every fucking time, and yet I'd still use it in the vain hope that this time would be different. This time, it would help me out. 
  I'm not bitter. >
  
  Oh he is clairvoyant and knows exactly what the truth and results are! It is just that there were all these people conspiring against him so the future he saw/predicted where he was declared the winner didn't happen! And he even did predict that others would try and steal the election, and lo and behold Biden was declared the winner!
  /s, because this fucking timeline. >
  
  Sometimes I use big words to make myself sound more photosynthesis. >
  
  This clairvoyant's COVID policy in March of 2020: 15 Days to Slow the Spread 👍👍 >
  
  It’ll just go away. >
  
  Shine a lightbulb up your ass! >
  
  More like Hairbuoyant >
  
  Fuckin gottem! >
  
  "Beverly, in my political career I'm just going to say all the words, the best words, the kind of words you never heard before. And I feel I've always done that in my life, even when bad things happened to me. A lot of bad things, you wouldn't believe. I ate a jackrabbit sandwich once, pretty tasty. What were we talking about? Hamstrings, what a word." >
  
  Covfefe >
  
  ‘Critics’ in this scenario being extremely fucking overrated Republican morons FFS. The guy’s a fucking grifter, head case and corporate criminal, always has been. >
  
  he just proved that he has no idea what clairvoyant means >
  
  I wonder who got him a word of the day calender >
  
  He must have received it right around the time of his Ron “DeSanctimonious” comment. >
  
  He’s old, entitled and delusional, not clairvoyant. Some of the GOP are starting to sober up from the Kool Aid to realize this, but it’s also too late for them; they’ve shown their true colors as REgressives. >
  
  Oooo he called a bunch of races that were 1. Safe and 2. Late in the election so he always comes out on top >
  
  
  Critics wonder how he got elected. So wrong
  
  FTFY >
  
  He's more delusional than the supreme leader of NK Kim Jong-un. >
  
  Don't you dare speak ill of the glorious leader of true Korea, who causes the sun and moon to rise and never pees or poops? Probably doesn't even have a butthole because he's that perfect. >
  
  Why are people still hanging on this guys every word? He’s a fucking clown! >
  
  He has always been a clown, but he's the frontrunner for the GOP nomination. >
  
  I'm not sure who's worse: Dear Leader or his heir apparent DeSatan.  Ugh. >
  
  Trump did say he could de-classify documents just by thinking about them; his brain power is clearly immense  --- LOL! >
  
  I know this is petty in light of everything else, but WHY does he use capitalisation so weirdly? >
  
  He thinks it adds emphasis.  Which it does.  To the crowd he’s pandering to.  Which also communicate in third grade English.
  Also, it’s why he uses lame put downs as well like sleepy joe, Pocahontas, the unselect committee.  
  My son does the same thing to his sister.  He’s nine and thinks saying the exact opposite of every word that she says is hilarious. >
  
  Critics wonder?   Seriously.  The guy lies about everything and if you believe he has these super powers you are seriously in the cult.
  One question - why was he caught with the national secrets?  
  Bonus question - How did he not see covid coming? 
  LMAO clairvoyant...  he can't predict his next bowel movement. >
  
  
  he can't predict his next bowel movement.
  
  Doesnt have to. He wears depends. >
  
  99% chance he doesn’t know the correct definition of “clairvoyant.” >
  
  I suspect he thinks it means “clear thinker”. >
  
  He also said Covid would be gone by Easter, 2020. >
  
  TBF He never said what year LOL. >
  
  A hundred years from now this guy will be declared the most entertaining twat of the century >
  
  If we're lucky he'll have a reputation worse than Jackson's and Nixon's combined. >
  
  He makes them look Bush league. >
  
  Oh yeah, and worse than them too! >
  
  Much, much worse. >
  
  I never get tired of his logic. It used to terrify me when he was in power but now he just amuses me. He’s the one people follow because we want to see what he’s going to come up with next.  Somewhere out there a village is deprived. >
  
  If he had those powers he would be using it to win the lottery and not having to sell cheap shit NFTs to his cult followers. >
  
  Let's not pretend that NFT scam was anything but a fairly transparent money laundering operation. >
  
  You realize he thinks clairvoyant is the maker of the conditioner he uses? >
  
  This claim from the guy who has 30,570 lies documented in just 4 years. And people want him to run yet again (and lose.) >
  
  At least I’m running into fewer trump supporters in my life. Can we at least promise to stop giving him this much attn after charges are filed? >
  
  Trumpy Dumpy didn’t build a wall 
  Trumpy Dumpy didn’t foresee a great fall
  All the fraud charges and all the mislead 
  Couldn’t restore Trumpy Dumpy to power again >
  
  During Hitler's last days he was hiding in his bunker . while his generals were telling him otherwise he was believing Germany was winning the war...He was clairvoyant ...yes he was and that is why he killed himself , he knew the truth ...Trump knows the truth and that is why he is hiding in his ( Mara Logo) bunker. >
  
  The one and only reason Trump is clairvoyant is because he knows his supporters will believe whatever bullshit he feeds them. And they do! >
  
  barely literate after 75 years on this planet, but definitely clairvoyant. lmao >
  
  That’s a big word for such small hands. >
  
  Is he greasing the skids for insanity pleas? >
  
  I declare Trump a moron who was willing to destroy centuries of peaceful transfer of power for his personal benefit. >
  
  Clair Voyant is his drag name. >
  
  His is a case of multiple personalities. There's the regular Trump, the brilliant Trump, and the clairvoyant Trump. >
  
  motherfucker couldn't spell it, much less be it 
  just once...just once i'd like to see a reporter ask him to point to Ukraine or North Korea on a map, or spell "tremendous", or name three senators off the top of his head...he'd be fucked
  that man's lack of intelligence cannot be exaggerated >
  
  … but he did spell it. >
  
  He probably doesn't even know what the word means. Either that, or he just heard the word five minutes before he wrote his hate filled message. He truly is a monster. >
  
  I believe anything this pathological lier tell me! >
  
  I wish he’d shut the fuck up and just finally leave us all alone >
  
  He's an idiot and people are sick of his bullshit? >
  
  He knew he was going to lose. He just didn’t want to tell anyone that they would be voting for a loser >
  
  He must be bucking for an insanity plea >
  
  trump anal beads are next. >
  
  As soon as he retrieves them from his diaper that they fell into >
  
  He thinks Clair Voyant is some chick he groped behind stage >
  
  I’m offering for sale the trump coin- the coins with my face on them but digitally.  It’s like bit coin but more, better and stronger…all currencies.   From the best President better than. Washington, Lincoln and Jefferson- some say that’s pretty good but I’m just getting warmed up.  Trump coins go for sale starting at 99 dollars but will increase in value as I make more of them- we will have so many coins and never sell out.  Get trump coins now to recieve a fax- or a page or a letter from someone I hire to do those things.  Do I sign it?  Maybe that’s a pretty good idea.  So get real trump coins today >
  
  In 2 weeks:
  "Claire Voyant? Dunno her." >
  
  So he is now a laughing stock. It sure took us long enough to get the joke. >
  
  He is clairvoyant: 
  he knew about the insurrection before anyone else did. >
  
  Mental illness is a real thing. I hate Trump and all he stands for but this is hard to watch knowing this man is suffering mentally. And his "people" are just magnifying it instead of getting him help, his OWN KIDS...Think about how sad that is... >
  
  To be fair, it's not about family with them, it's a what can you do for me mentality, passed down for generations. >
  
  He's lost his mind. >
  
  Pretty sure he has no clue what clairvoyant means >
  
  Among a plethora of other words.....including plethora >
  
  They really need to make a skit on snl where someone plays trump dressed up like Nostradamus >
  
  I think it's safe to assume he just doesn't know what the word means >
  
  ‘Call me now!’ >
  
  Cancer. >
  
  LMFAO! I try to stay away from Trump articles but this one was worth the click. Trump/MissCleo 2024! >
  
  He's a witch. Burn him! >
  
  Put this guy in jail or the nut house >
  
  Let's start a rumor that he wants a sex change,  and his name will be Claira Voyant. >
  
  I’d just stick with using that as his drag queen name. Although I see him more of a “Filma Depends” >
  
  Add that to the list of words (like Communist) that Trump clearly doesn’t know the definition of. >
  
  I’m also wondering how one so brilliant hasn’t heard of a run on sentence. >
  
  He really said “Annoyance” not clairvoyant.  He should just go away. >
  
  He didn't like that Kanye was starting to take the lead in stupidity. >
  
  Hasn't he already declared bankruptcy? >
  
  My Fellow Americans, 
  This traitor has the treason virus birthed in the republican party 
  The virus allows them to morph into whatever grift will  work to fulfill their desires for power, fortune and fame >
  
  Wow- trump is seriously so scared he is acting like a child who was told to go in the corner and face the wall. He is acting up, he knows he is getting indicted. I asked my wife, she is an attorney. She said her experience with the Southern District of NY it’s quite possible the attorney for trump was told the indictment is coming. He is unhinged, delusional. Clairvoyant, trump is the exact opposite. He gets everything wrong. He is more like the fat kid who was bullied his whole life and now he is thinks he is the leader of the world. This is America. We vote in and out our leaders. Trump had his chance. He blew it. He got Covid wrong, he got Zelensky wrong, he stole top secret documents. He is a felon not yet convicted. Indictment coming in 3-5 weeks. Guaranteed. You know who loves these stupid trump posts. Ron DeSantis. 2024 presidential candidate. >
  
  He doesn't know what clairvoyant means.  The GOP doesn't know what a lot of the words they use mean.  Communist is another one I keep seeing getting thrown around.  Groomer, too - though I'd bet money they know they're mislabeling LGTBQ people as groomers on purpose. >
  
  I hope he didn't try to grab Claire Voyant by the p*ssy. >
  
  I imagine he thinks Clairvoyant means the same as transparent. >
  
  First he's complaining that he's the subject of a "Witch Hunt", and now he's psychic. 
  WITCHES AND PSYCHICS WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS MAN! He has no association with us! >
  
  He sold out his cards. He can sell his crystals too. There remain millions who'll drink the kool-aid. >
  
  That’s because he has a very big, ah-brain. >
  
  i r smarts - Trump >
  
  He is the biggest fool >
  
  When will Trump be indicted? Does Merrick Garland have the testicular fortitude to actually do his job? >
  
  How many times do you think he had type that word in before he finally got it spelled right? Like 7-8 I’m guessing. >
  
  SNL needs to do a sketch where Trump is looking into a crystal ball and sees his future, like the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come in Dickens' 'A Christmas Carol'...
  
  The third spirit, the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, shows ~~Scrooge~~ Trump a Christmas Day in the future. The silent ghost reveals scenes involving the death of a disliked man whose funeral is attended by local businessmen [and BLM and Antifa - they always turn up where they never are] only on condition that lunch is provided. His charwoman [old-fashioned English word for cleaner - Melania, down on her luck after the pre-nup/divorce left her zilch], laundress [lookin' at you, Hope] and the local undertaker [Rudi finally found his calling in life] steal his possessions to sell to a fence [and pay for a wall around his grave]. When he asks the spirit to show a single person [or even an entire populace] who feels emotion over his death [leaving aside the My Pillow guy, who's just too crazy and never knows what day it is anyway], he is only given the pleasure of a ~~poor couple~~ nation who rejoice that his death gives them more time to put their finances [and their country] in order. When ~~Scrooge~~ Trump asks to see tenderness connected with any death, the ghost shows him ~~Bob Cratchit and his family~~ the US [relieved that it wasn't, hopefully] mourning the death of ~~Tiny Tim~~ Democracy. The ghost then allows ~~Scrooge~~ Trump to see a neglected grave [on the eighteenth hole of an abandoned golf course reclaimed by nature] with a tombstone bearing ~~Scrooge's~~ Trump's name. Sobbing, ~~Scrooge~~ Trump pledges to change his ways [but nobody believes him]. >
  
  Trump believed only he could unite America.  To a large extent he was right.  It's been a long time since so many of us pulled in the same direction.  Albeit against him.
  Trump believed he was the greatest general ever.  The best warrior ever.  I think he proved this also.  His repeated attacks against NATO led the US and NATO to bond stronger than they have in many years.  And just in time to support Ukraine against a Russian attack.
  Trump believed he could make America Great Again.  And he did.  Though he tried to destroy us, we are actually stronger now than before he became the greatest American pimple we have ever seen.  Our economy is stronger.  Our military is stronger.  Our unity is stronger.
  I, for one believe he could see the future of America as a result of his actions.  He just didn't understand that America united against his actions. >
  
  Did he spell it write? /s >
  
  What a messy ass title >
  
  What a messy ass individual. >
  
  That to be really was the anti christ cuz how the fuck dose this bullshit happen when you get out of office he literally told Putin to invade a sovereign country cuz he thought he would win >
  
  clear headed maybe. >
  
  He's just misunderstood. He's legally changing his name to Clair Voy Ant. Get ready for Ant Tower. >
  
  This seems like a charade he’s starting so he can plead some sort of insanity when the time comes. >
  
  This guy was POTUS. People actually voted for him thinking he was smart. And this was AFTER 4 years of this kind of shit. >
  
  I’m clairvoyant myself and I see a lot of wacky MAGA nut jobs spending more than a decade in prison, including trump… doesn’t take a rocket scientist! >
  
  How the hell did this guy even become president in the first place baffles me. Were the other republican candidates somehow worse than him??? >
  
  He got elected because there is a bunch of assholes in USA who are willing to vote any moron who says things they want to hear. By my calculations about 30% of Earth population have a defect that makes them vulnerable to right wing propaganda and make them vote for said morons. >
  
  He's clairvoyant as long as the visions ingratiate him. >
  
  He only calls himself that cause he pictures Ivanka naked all the time and knows from
  Memory what she looks like >
  
  Ahh... the Ole insanity method >
  
  Mr. Cleo! I’m surprised he hasn’t setup an 800 number. >
  
  Is this going to be part of his insanity plea? >
  
  Like I've been saying he's nuts for a few years now. But is he actually losing it? I really hope so. >
  
  Trump is the new Miss Cleo >
  
  Pretty sure he doesn't know what Clairvoyant means.. >
  
  I want to know who told him how to spell it - or what word he was really trying to spell >
  
  Tbf, he knew he was about to loose, he was claiming fraud before the votes started >
  
  ‘Bout time he got a new wig . >
  
  He predicted it was going to be stolen from him, so in his walnut sized, syphilis riddled brain, he was clairvoyant. >
  
  So many people need so much attention. Fucken psychotic >
  
  Funniest title I’ve seen in my news tab all morning. >
  
  I read this as news tub and figured you took a nice bubble bath while you read the morning news. >
  
  Lol that sounds wonderful. I wish.
  I wonder what a news tub would look like? >
  
  It was a claw foot. It was surrounded by papers and magazines on a gorgeous tile floor. >
  
  Fear the millions of voters that would still vote for this guy for president. That number is declining, but still in the many millions. >
  
  Hey Trump, I have some dead racist homophone relatives that you might be able to contact. >
  
  Donald Trump is nothing more than a demagogue who tells every group what they want to hear. He can say anything and everything in a matter of hours to different people if he feels it is in his interest.
  The GOP should finally make the only courageous decision it needs to make: to leave him out, because he still represents the greatest danger to American democracy. >
  
  Officially senile? >
  
  Officially senile? >
  
  fuck this idiot and his genealogy >
  
  Cyberstalking “clairvoyants” is not the same as being clairvoyant. >
  
  All the 40k God emperor references got to his head >
  
  Musta watched the Miss Cleo doc and was inspired. It would surely be a hit with how friggin stupid the MAGA cult is. >
  
  This guy was President.  
  Of the United States of America. >
  
  The absolute dumbest of the dumb. >
  
  Without the magical illusion tailored suit, makeup and hair styling wouldn’t he just sound and, more fittingly, look like a nutty delusional old person? If he had pale spotty wrinkly skin and white hair in some sort of plush robe his message would come into better focus to his followers… he is a confused, costumed actor clinging to his last role. >
  
  When you think this lunatic can't say anything any more stupid than he has already, he keeps on surprising everyone. >
  
  Cos trump was seeing into the future of a different universe (using the multiverse theory) >
  
  Ask him to spell “clairvoyant” >
  
  I believe he is clairvoyant as he can see himself in prison! >
  
  Because, according to trump, it was “rigged”. >
  
  basically, whatever he says he IS or ISN'T, presume the opposite is actually the truth. It's a near-perfect predictor for his future actions >
  
  He needs a Dicksionary >
  
  He really believes it though. >
  
  He thinks he’s clairvoyant but the only thing he’s reading is his own mind. >
  
  he most likely doesn’t know the definition of clairvoyant >
  
  That’s a big word for him >
  
  I think the funniest part of this is that he probably did not actually know what clairvoyant meant before he posted this and people made fun of him for it. >
  
  Who? >
  
  I used to think Trump was just an awful person and a narcissist but he clearly is completely insane. >
  
  I think he’s confused clairvoyant with voyeurism.. Roger Stone can help clear that up for him. >
  
  Clairvoyant means you see things that aren't there. >
  
  He sees the future alright, but only from the timeline Marty fixed in "Back to the Future II" >
  
  Next up, Omniscient. Praise be he who can’t f’ing play by the rules. >
  
  He didn't even write that post. Yes the tweet was a long rant but it was to clean to be his work 100%. >
  
  He must be drinking a lot of Grain Water from the HEI Ranch. >
  
  He got the election right… that’s why he started planning the fake electorates before the election even happened. >
  
  Good point. Sometimes I forget to assign logic to trump blurts >
  
  It seems he's confused clairvoyance with having a learning disability. >
  
  I would expect Saten to be clairvoyant in some capacity >
  
  He's good at spouting all kinds of things >
  
  Narcissists all believe they have special powers making them superior to others. They could never accept just being another face in a crowd. >
  
  A very stable clairvoyant genius >
  
  To be clear this was his Christmas post, apparently not a very merry Christmas. >
  
  The guy is pandering to americas dumbest and they believe anything he says. >
  
  He also declared himself ''the most innocent man in all america''. If that isn't a jab at truly innocent people I don't know what it is. >
  
  Fingertip to temple desperately trying to find brains inside. >
  
  Donald Trump declares Donald Trump is clairvoyant and keeps asking “Who’s this third person Donald Trump keeps hearing about?” >
  
  So being Clairvoyant explains why he looked directly into a solar eclipse. >
  
  He's building up so they can use the insanity defense, but a trained psychiatrist would see right through it all as a facade. >
  
  I believe him! Didn't he tell us there would be widespread election fraud? And there was! Committed by him! >
  
  This putz steals more from the elderly than all Indian call centers combined. >
  
  If he’s so clairvoyant, why did he not prevent losing the 2020 election? Oh yeah, he’s a dumbass, sore loser whiny snowflake. >
  
  I honestly Googled what "Clairvoyant" meant because I was second guessing myself so badly. >
  
  When is he just going to declare himself god >
  
  I cannot confirm these crystals are as good as bleach or a bright light alone, but quite possibly, YES. >
  
  We have a god on earth.  How can we put him in jail or tax him? >
  
  Ooh, is touching his temple how he activates his wonder powers? >
  
  He found a magic 8 ball and is convinced it works. >
  
  Trump has shocked the world again by sending not only the most hostile Christmas Eve greetings yet, but also unprecedented expression of himself as the Clairvoyant to save America. He made everyone completely speechless. No wonder why Harvard Law Professor Lawrence Tribe has suggested Trump's crazy incompetent lawyers to ask Trump to plead for insanity defense! It is so true! I bet his upcoming trial on Jan 6 insurrection (if that happens) will be the trial of the century. It will be so entertaining. Media will love to death to run with it. And Trump will take the 5th except will keep saying nothing but "Witch Hunt, Witch Hunt, and Witch Hunt". The world will look forward to it. >
  
  Claire Voyant. Favorite stripper’s name. >
  
  You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. >
  
  Wonder who didn't a Google search of that word for him. This from a guy that wears diapers and lives in a fantasy world. Anger raging on Christmas, still on about fake news, etc., etc. All the lies finally coming to light and another topper that no one should be surprised about, him lying about donating his presidential salary. Adrenal addicted traitor. Move over Benedict Arnold to someone even worse. How can anyone not declare this looser the worst American of all time. >
  
  Well look at the clown now running are country completely in the dirt morans with a complete fucking for generations to come.Just like a completely fucked checking account.Sick >
  
  Huh? Complete sentences please. >
  
  “2-3 hours”
  Is the answer to how much time Trump spends per day trying to make his enemies head explode with his mind >
  
  This is just the fool's idea of a joke. He's being sarcastic hoping for the exact response he's getting here. >
  
  Haha I did something stupid because I KNEW you would notice and talk about the stupid thing I did! >
  
  So he and his sycophants can sit back and say "look how gullible the leftists are!"
  Look at the way he phrased it. It's over the top on purpose. >
  
  If we all ignore the idiot will he get tired of not being the center of attention and please, for fucks sake go home???? >
  
  Far as I know, only witches are clairvoyant. When it comes to witches, a true conservative should follow what the bible says about such things...
  Exodus 22:18 – Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. >
  
  I have to imagine that he thinks it means something else. Declaring magical powers is a step too far, even for this twat >
  
  Has anyone even seen Claire lately? >
  
  Claire Voyant? She hasn't made a movie is years. >
  
  When you're the mistress of a wealthy man like David Dennison you don't have to work. >
  
  then why did she become a trumpostor and pretend to be even richer while becoming even poorer because you thought you could stitch together a golden parachute from even illegal lines of credit? >
  
  He’s going to move from selling NFT’s to selling healing crystals >
  
  Trump announces a brand to compete directly with GOOP in the pseudo-healing space: GUMP
  sells grab-em-by-the-pussy-scented candles >
  
  The Trump anal egg will be big seller in Proud Boy circles. >
  
  As was this product. >
  
  All I can think is: why? >
  
  Gavin McInnes said it was to "own the libs". >
  
  One of the links leads to uncensored photos of him showing it up his ass. I did /not/ need to see that. >
  
  My apologies. 
  I selected that link in particular as it was one of the less prickly ones, should I say, but the article there is very clear that some of their links are nsfw.   
  /r/Eyebleach is there if you need it. >
  
  Trumpty Dumpty sees a future, not the future.
  Perhaps he is shoring-up his insanity defense. >
  
  More like everyone else is wrong/insane defense. >
  
  Trump having his own social media platform is like giving a chimp a fully loaded M-16. >
  
  I saw that movie. Worked out pretty well for the chimps. >
  
  The Chimps were smarter than Trump is. >
  
  *are >
  
  
  Critics wonder where he learned that word >
  
  I'm trying to figure out which word he was going for.  Charming maybe?  Competent? >
  
  Clever? >
  
  oh yeah good guess >
  
  This deranged buffoon was the POTUS. 
  Lest we forget. >
  
  No, he's still the POTUS. /s >
  
  Wouldn't he just be a POTUS then? Not 'THE' POTUS? >
  
  A clairvoyant probably would have seen the FBI raid coming. >
  
  part of the plan, trust the process, patriots in control, enjoy the show >
  
  /s? >
  
  the biggest most beautiful /s you've ever seen >
  
  I hate that I even had to ask 🤦‍♂️ >
  
  Tonyspamoni69 came up to you, big strong man TEARS IN HIS EYES. >
  
  He said “Sir. Sir.” With tears in his eyes, “Sir.” >
  
  What an idiot. >
  
  What a loser. >
  
  What a buffoon. >
  
  What a maroon. >
  
  What an ignoranimus. >
  
  What an imbecile. >
  
  What a twat. >
  
  Obviously, Trump heard a new word, learned to spell it, and was so excited that he wanted to use that new word in a sentence. 
  What next?
  Omniscient?
  Omnipotent?
  Impotent? >
  
  Someone needs to tell him that impotent means strong, smart, brave, wise and a winner and important means stupid, weak, idiotic and a loser. >
  
  He doesn't think he was wrong. He thinks it was "stolen"--remember? Or should I say his "clairvoyance" tells him it was stolen? >
  
  I've often associated Donald Trump with ESP.   
  He is an extra stupid person. >
  
  So clairvoyant he kept classified, ehem, stolen classified documents at his house that was about to get raided huh? >
  
  But he also declassified those documents with his mind powers. /S >
  
  He has no idea what that word means. Kinda big word for trump. >
  
  Or he half knows. He loves saying he’s so smart. Someone probably told him it’s a supernatural ability to know things and he thinks it’s like an IQ superpower and doesn’t realize it’s psychic knowledge. He learned a new word and immediately used it wrong. >
  
  To be fair, we've probably all done that at some point (though not in public and in writing!).
  Sometimes I think these kinds of things are done intentionally by his handlers to distract from the heinous shit he does.
  Misusing the word clairvoyant was one of the least bad things he's done even if we just restrict ourselves to his Christmas message.  The hate and the pettiness in there, along with all the crimes alluded to, are far worse.
  Yeah, the guy is as dim as the lights in Hugh Hefner's boudoir, but he's also a nutcase with blood on his hands who killed hundreds of thousands of Americans and tried to end democracy. >
  
  Wellll..... He did know he was going to lose in advance and started the stop the steal narrative before the election. >
  
  But he did the same thing in 2016. Thought he was going to lose, so he started claiming fraud before the election. >
  
  He's just so clairvoyant that he foresaw 2020's stolen election in 2016! >
  
  It's like a cult whose leader is infallible, therefore reality must be wrong. >
  
  My guess it's one of two things:
  
  Trump doesn't know what it means, but someone around him said it and he thought it sounded "smart."
  He's playing to the QAnon crowd, which is about the only group that will still vote for him. A lot of them believe he has a time machine (seriously) and "he is playing 5D chess because he travels to the future and sees how things are then," so if Trump calls himself clairvoyant they'll think he is speaking to them in code (aka, clairvoyant = "I have a time machine and Q is real"). The Qult always dissects Trump's every mis-spelled word and strange pronouncements as if they are keys to the universe, anyway. >
  
  The 2nd thing is fucking terrifying. >
  
  Seriously. (And those people vote, so we all better, too.) >
  
  He’s so out of touch with reality it’s just scary and the fact that he has so many followers is even scarier. >
  
  There's a link there somewhere. >
  
  If Trump is clairvoyant, then he didn’t need Biden’s laptop. >
  
  wouldnt need to take his work home as he said at one point after the "raid" in the tiered rollout of what was going on of blurting out, what was it, the declassified/generalized itemized list of seized items with the entire warrant? He really must've wanted the names involved on that stupid piece of paper to value their safety and stop either him or their investigations right there. >
  
  Trump can bend spoons with his mind. 
  Even Stormy said he was a spooner. >
  
  Oh hey, that’s what my Christmas dinner tastes like in reverse. Thanks! >
  
  Wow, that's on top of the ESP he used to declassify the Mar-a-Lago documents, telekinesis for diverting hurricanes, and countless more supernatural abilities. How could he have possibly lost the 2020 election?
  Dude is pure magic. >
  
  Promise you the thought process went like this:     
  Psychologist: You're psychotic      
  Trump: I always knew I was psychic, I'm a clairvoyant! >
  
  He meant that he’s a voyeur. He spied on teenage pageant competitors in their dressing rooms.
  But hey, at least he got the right French root word. >
  
  I used to use the Clairvoyant spell in Skyrim a lot. >
  
  Me too: "No direct path seen." 
  Almost every fucking time, and yet I'd still use it in the vain hope that this time would be different. This time, it would help me out. 
  I'm not bitter. >
  
  Oh he is clairvoyant and knows exactly what the truth and results are! It is just that there were all these people conspiring against him so the future he saw/predicted where he was declared the winner didn't happen! And he even did predict that others would try and steal the election, and lo and behold Biden was declared the winner!
  /s, because this fucking timeline. >
  
  Sometimes I use big words to make myself sound more photosynthesis. >
  
  This clairvoyant's COVID policy in March of 2020: 15 Days to Slow the Spread 👍👍 >
  
  It’ll just go away. >
  
  Shine a lightbulb up your ass! >
  
  More like Hairbuoyant >
  
  Fuckin gottem! >
  
  "Beverly, in my political career I'm just going to say all the words, the best words, the kind of words you never heard before. And I feel I've always done that in my life, even when bad things happened to me. A lot of bad things, you wouldn't believe. I ate a jackrabbit sandwich once, pretty tasty. What were we talking about? Hamstrings, what a word." >
  
  Covfefe >
  
  ‘Critics’ in this scenario being extremely fucking overrated Republican morons FFS. The guy’s a fucking grifter, head case and corporate criminal, always has been. >
  
  he just proved that he has no idea what clairvoyant means >
  
  I wonder who got him a word of the day calender >
  
  He must have received it right around the time of his Ron “DeSanctimonious” comment. >
  
  Oooo he called a bunch of races that were 1. Safe and 2. Late in the election so he always comes out on top >
  
  
  Critics wonder how he got elected. So wrong
  
  FTFY >
  
  He's more delusional than the supreme leader of NK Kim Jong-un. >
  
  Don't you dare speak ill of the glorious leader of true Korea, who causes the sun and moon to rise and never pees or poops? Probably doesn't even have a butthole because he's that perfect. >
  
  Why are people still hanging on this guys every word? He’s a fucking clown! >
  
  He has always been a clown, but he's the frontrunner for the GOP nomination. >
  
  I'm not sure who's worse: Dear Leader or his heir apparent DeSatan.  Ugh. >
  
  Trump did say he could de-classify documents just by thinking about them; his brain power is clearly immense  --- LOL! >
  
  I know this is petty in light of everything else, but WHY does he use capitalisation so weirdly? >
  
  He thinks it adds emphasis.  Which it does.  To the crowd he’s pandering to.  Which also communicate in third grade English.
  Also, it’s why he uses lame put downs as well like sleepy joe, Pocahontas, the unselect committee.  
  My son does the same thing to his sister.  He’s nine and thinks saying the exact opposite of every word that she says is hilarious. >
  
  Critics wonder?   Seriously.  The guy lies about everything and if you believe he has these super powers you are seriously in the cult.
  One question - why was he caught with the national secrets?  
  Bonus question - How did he not see covid coming? 
  LMAO clairvoyant...  he can't predict his next bowel movement. >
  
  
  he can't predict his next bowel movement.
  
  Doesnt have to. He wears depends. >
  
  99% chance he doesn’t know the correct definition of “clairvoyant.” >
  
  I suspect he thinks it means “clear thinker”. >
  
  He also said Covid would be gone by Easter, 2020. >
  
  TBF He never said what year LOL. >
  
  A hundred years from now this guy will be declared the most entertaining twat of the century >
  
  If we're lucky he'll have a reputation worse than Jackson's and Nixon's combined. >
  
  He makes them look Bush league. >
  
  Oh yeah, and worse than them too! >
  
  Much, much worse. >
  
  I never get tired of his logic. It used to terrify me when he was in power but now he just amuses me. He’s the one people follow because we want to see what he’s going to come up with next.  Somewhere out there a village is deprived. >
  
  If he had those powers he would be using it to win the lottery and not having to sell cheap shit NFTs to his cult followers. >
  
  Let's not pretend that NFT scam was anything but a fairly transparent money laundering operation. >
  
  You realize he thinks clairvoyant is the maker of the conditioner he uses? >
  
  This claim from the guy who has 30,570 lies documented in just 4 years. And people want him to run yet again (and lose.) >
  
  At least I’m running into fewer trump supporters in my life. Can we at least promise to stop giving him this much attn after charges are filed? >
  
  Trumpy Dumpy didn’t build a wall 
  Trumpy Dumpy didn’t foresee a great fall
  All the fraud charges and all the mislead 
  Couldn’t restore Trumpy Dumpy to power again >
  
  During Hitler's last days he was hiding in his bunker . while his generals were telling him otherwise he was believing Germany was winning the war...He was clairvoyant ...yes he was and that is why he killed himself , he knew the truth ...Trump knows the truth and that is why he is hiding in his ( Mara Logo) bunker. >
  
  The one and only reason Trump is clairvoyant is because he knows his supporters will believe whatever bullshit he feeds them. And they do! >
  
  barely literate after 75 years on this planet, but definitely clairvoyant. lmao >
  
  That’s a big word for such small hands. >
  
  Is he greasing the skids for insanity pleas? >
  
  I declare Trump a moron who was willing to destroy centuries of peaceful transfer of power for his personal benefit. >
  
  Clair Voyant is his drag name. >
  
  He’s old, entitled and delusional, not clairvoyant. Some of the GOP are starting to sober up from the Kool Aid to realize this, but it’s also too late for them; they’ve shown their true colors as REgressives. >
  
  His is a case of multiple personalities. There's the regular Trump, the brilliant Trump, and the clairvoyant Trump. >
  
  He probably doesn't even know what the word means. Either that, or he just heard the word five minutes before he wrote his hate filled message. He truly is a monster. >
  
  I believe anything this pathological lier tell me! >
  
  I wish he’d shut the fuck up and just finally leave us all alone >
  
  He's an idiot and people are sick of his bullshit? >
  
  He knew he was going to lose. He just didn’t want to tell anyone that they would be voting for a loser >
  
  He must be bucking for an insanity plea >
  
  trump anal beads are next.